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fd fK "IT 7T T 1 -TT TTyn TP A TY r vol. nr. ST. HELENS, COLUMBIA COUNTY;, OREGON, AUGUST 25, 1882. NO. If -4d: AY : j '' 1 1 1 r ' ' " " ' ' i i i f m p , m , 0 , amm. The ajtalns Tale. "One day in March, 1SG9, while he Was lyin 1" pori uu xmuuury, m lyin' "Western Australia, I was ashore; and I sea a nice lookin' young fellow, about 2i years old, eyeiu me pretty sharp. He was at work on a chain-gang. Watchin' his chance, he eays to rne. "Are you the mate of that whaler?" " 'Yes, says I. "Then, says he, 'Has the priest said anything to 3-011 about me?' " 'No' says I. '"Well "he's goiu' to,' says he and passed on quick. "The priest follered right along, and . ased me if I'd ever.seen that young man ' before. " 'Never to my knowledge, 'says I. "Then he told me it was a Fenian prisoner; that he had been con fined in Dartmoor prison in England for seven months, and then sent to Aus tralia for life; he'd been there goin' on 'ieven months and wanted to get off. And tha upshot of it was that the priest offered me live hundred dollars to get him off. "I told him I didn't want his monev. If he'd been a thief or a murderer I wouldn't have tried to help him anyway; butlcouldnt make out that hed.com- mitted any crime, so the priest and I, we fixed it that the next day, when the ship got under way, I should pick him up in the yawl; and I did. "It beat all how quick everybody on board took to that fellow; he was so pleasant and snch a handsome young chap. ." Well,come August.we had to put into Tiodrigues for water. It was that or die of. thirst. That's not far from Mauritius, in the Indian ocean. "13 v this time the news of s' es- cape had got ahead of us and was known all over the world. It was just before sunset when a boat from shore came alongside, and her officer boarded us. " was standiu just as near to me as I be to you, when the officer up and says to me: 'Have you got a man aboard of the name of ?' "I kind seemed as then I says of thought a minute it if 'twas half an hour and 'No.' Says I very quiet: We had a fellow on board by the name Brown, but he died two months aero at Java.' 'He looked at me a minute; then says he, 'Well, you've got some ticket-of-leave men aboard, haven't you? "I was mighty glad he asked me that; for I thought it would take up his atten . tion and give me a little time to think. " 'I can't say as to that,"scys I. " 'Well,' says he, 'call your men up from forrud and we'll soon rind out. " 'No, says I; 'I don't want nothin' to do with that kind of business. You can look for yourselves if yon like.' "So he and his gang went forrard and hauled out the stowaways, and put 'em aboard their boat, and pulled ashore, ap pearin' to be satisfied. "As soon as they were gone, , half crazy, says to me: .uy u-ou: it s an up with me! What can I do? They'll come back for me, but I'll never be taken alive!' "I knew he meant what he said; for the priest had told me he tried to com mit suicide, and, if he couldn't escape, had determined to kill himself. I calmed him down; told him to go be low and keei) out of sight, and I'd try to think up something; but says I, 'You shan't be taken as long as I can stand by you. "I knew very well that as soon as they got. ashore those ticket-of-leave men would blow on him; and I really didn't know what to do. Things looked black. "By thi3 time it got to be dark, and I sat down by mydelf to think. Then I remembered a 'kind of locker under the stairs, where the steward sometimes kept the dishes he wasn't usin'. It was shet by pushin one of the stairs risrht over it. I knew they'd never find him there. Then I went to and told him to go an.l find a little grindstone there was on tho 6hip while I kept the men busy forrard. When I come back I'd stop a spell and talk with the stew ard; and when he heard me talkin' he must throw the grindstone and his hat overboard, give a shriek and then run and stow himself in the locker. "When I come along back I stopped and says to the steward, I don't know what will happen when those fellows come aboard to-morrow morning. will never be taken alive. He'll kill some of 'em and kill hitnself. He threat ened to do it in Australia.' "Just then we heard a great splash and a scream. 'What's that?' says I. " 'It's ,' says the steward; he's thrown himself overboard.' "Everybody heard it. The captain was off that day. I rushed aft, told the other officers, and ordered out the boats. The men. felt terribly. Every one of 'em was fond of him. We got out four boats and swept that harbor for hours. I was the last boat in. "When I got aboard I found the second mate leanin' over the ship's side, cryin' bitterly. 'He's gone, poor fellow ! Here's his hat,' says he; 'the men have just picked it up. "We shall never see him again. "There wasn't a wink of sleep onboard that night. The next morning I put the flag a half-mast. Everybody was sol emn as death. 's wet hat lay on tho hatchway. They all thought he was dead . "The captain came off to see what was the matter. I told him the story how we heard the splash, got out the boats and picked up 's hat. Right in the midst of it the officers from llodrigues came aboard to claim their man.. "We told 'em the story and showed 'em the wet hat. They never offered to search the vessel. They see how bad the men felt, and they believed it all and pulled Off. "Late that afternoon we got our water all aboard and borej away to sea. I waited till he was almost out o sight o' land, then I says to the captain: I guess I'll go below and get a cigar.' I went, and hauled the I step away; and there was , all in a' heap. v I can see that fellow's face right before me now, white as chalk, eyes asj black as night. He looked like a wild man. " 'What now?' says he, trembling all over. J " 'Come out of that,!say8 I. "What do you mean?' says he. " 'Don't stop to askj questions, man,' saysLx' 'Get out of that and come up; yon re safe for this time. Land is al most out of sight.' I "He crawled out, and we went on deck together. 'Now,' says I. 'cro and shake hands with the captain. "I went to the side of the ship and stood there smokin and pretendiu' to ba scannin' the horizon. I see the captain Kive one look at ; a kind of scared look. He thought it I was his ghost. Then he wruns s hand burst out cryin' jest like a baby. Pretty soon he looked at me. I never said a word. .'Did that fellow have anything to do with it?' says he. From "A Summer in the Azores," by C. Alice Baker. A obl Revenge. The coffin was a plain one a poor, miserable pine coffin. No flowers on the top; no lining of white satin from the pale brow; no smooth ribbons about the coarse shroud. The brown hair wag, laid decently back, but there was no crimped cap with tie beneath the chin. The sufferer of cruel poverty smiled in her sleep; she had found bread; rest and health. -j. wane 10 see my mother, son bed a poor little child,, as the undertaker screwed down the top. j "You cannot; get out of the way, boy; why den't some one take the brat?" "Only let ms see herj one minute!" cried the helpless orphan, clutching the side of the charity box, as he gazed upon the coffin, agonizing tears streaming bown the cheeks on which no childish bloom ever lingered. Oljit was painful to hear him cry those words, "Only once; let me see mother only once! Quickly and brutally j the heaitless monster struck the boy away, so that he reeled with the blow. jFor a moment the boy stood panting jwith grief and rage his blue eyes distended, his lips sprang apart, fire glistened through his eyes as he raised his little arm with a most unchiidish laugh and screamed: "When I'm a man, I'll be revenged for that!" .1 1 There w:as a coffin and a heap of earth between the mother and the poor for saken child a monument much stronger than granite built in the boy's heart the memory of the heartles3 deed. j The courthouse was crowded to suffo cation. "Does any one appear counsel?" asked the judge. as this man's There was a silence when he had fin ished until, with lips tightly pressed to gether, a look of strange! intelligence blended with a haughty reserve upou his features, a young man stepped forward with a firm tread and kindly eye to plead for the friendless one. He was a stran ger, but at the first sentence there was silence. The splendor of his genius en tranced convinced. j The man who could not hud a friend was acquitted. j "May God bless you, sir; I cannot!" he exefaimed. j "I want no thanks," replied the stran ger, j "I I I believe yoa are j unknown to me." j "Sir, I will refresh your memory. Twenty years ago this day you struck a broken-hearted little boy away from his dead mother's coffiin. I was that boy." The man turned livid. j ' Have you rescued me, then, to take my life?" j "No, I have a sweeter revenge. I have saved the life of a man whose brutal con duct has rankled in my breast for. the last twenty years. Go, then, and re member the tears of a friendless child." The man bowed his head in shame, and went from the presence of magnanimity, as grand to him as it was incomprehen sible. Cabinet Padding. The ingredients for this pudding are one and a half ounces of candied peel, foar ounces of currants, four dozen Sultana raisin a, a few slices of sponge cake, a French roll, four eggs, a pint of milk, grated lemon peel, a quarter of a nutmeg and three tablespooufuls of sugar. Melt some but ter to a paste and well grease the mold in which the pudding is toj be boiled, taking care to butter it in every part. Cut the candied peel into thin slices and place them in a fanciful device at the bottom of the mold, filling in the space with currants and Sultanas; I then add a few slices of sponge cake, a French roll, drop a few drops of meltedj butter on these, and between each layer sprinkle a few currants. Proceed in this way until the mold is nearly full, then flavor the milk or cream with nutmeg j and gratod lemon rind, add the sugar, and beating the eggs, stir them with the jcream, and beat the mixture until it is perfectly smooth, when it should be strained into the mold, which should be .quite full. Tie a piece of buttered paper over it, and let it stand for two hours then tie it down with a cloth, put it into boiling water, and let it boil for onej hour. In taking it up let it stand a minute or two before the cloth is remoyed.then quickly turn it out of the mold, and j serve with sweet or wine sauce in a tUreen. The flavoring of this pudding may be varied by substituting essence of I vanilla or almonds for the lemon, orjby placing preserves or marmalade between the lay ers of cake and roll. A Slorj With a Moral. Once upon a time there was a general assemblage of fowls and animals, called together to discuss the question of v re form. The tiger shed tears over the wickedness of the rabbits; the hyena wept at the rapacity of the vultures, and the wild cat pressed his paws to his nnhinc heart and siched over the vil- lanies perpetrated by the mischievous rats and mice. A venerable old coon oon the was made the chairman of nieetinc and after clearing his voice he began: J "My friends, there is great need of re form. We are drifting down to perdi- tion at race-horse speed. Speak, broth ers. sneak, and let us have a full and frank expression." "I am for reform! ' said the tiger, as he rose up. "I see the coons out every night, stealing corn and raising old Ned cenerallv. and I hope thev may be brought to see the error of their ways. "Reform is my watchword," began the buftilo. as he secured the floor, "and I hope the tiger will commence the good work in their midst. The tiger who just addressed you has the blood of my slain calf still on his lips! "It is my opinion," began a veteran old hvena. "that reform is most needed among the vultures. They have become so bold that I hardly stand a show nowa days to find a carcass for myself!" "And since men have taken to carry ing guns and swords, I hesitate to attack them .'"said a wolf. "I move, Mr. Chair man, that it is the sense of this meeting that men go no longer armed. "Hear wnat I have to say, pleaded the wild cat. "I move that the panther be censured for eating fish. "And mv friend the cow should be forced to let grass alone," observed an elephant. "In order to get the sense of the meet ing, I move that we no longer eat flesh, said a deer. "I move to amend by substituting the word grass," promptly responded a wolf. Amendments and resolutions were coming in like the Pacific Express, when the old coon in the chair called for order and said: "My friends, let us begin the reform by routing out the serpents. "No! no!" protested a fox. "I lease my cave to a family of serpents at excel lent cash figures, let s drive the worms out of the conntry." "But we feed on wormsl chirped a hundred birds, "Drive them out and we would starve!" Thus they continued, each one anxious to preserve whatever was good for him self, and sacrifice whatever was good for his neighbor, until the coon cut the dis cussion short by saying: "Order! order! Now any bird or fowl who is willing to begin this reform cam paign by sacrificing personal gains, will please stand up." Everything continued to sit. "Well, then, anyone willing to begin the reform at home and under his own hat :vill please stand up." No one stood up. "I think we have bitten off more than we can chew!" said the coon, as he laid down his gavel. "This is a very wicked world, and there is a great need of re form, but when tigers set out to reform hyenas, and wild cats can find fault with the doings of wolves, it's time to dis miss the meeting!" Moral: Chaiity may begin next . door, but reform should commence at home. Monumental 4ffectlon. She was a handsome and wealthy young widow, and had but just lost her husband. Full of grief over the loss of her beloved one, she sought a dealej in monuments, a friend of the dear de parted. Seeing the sympathetic face of her husband's friend, the tears burst afresh from her eyes, as she greeted him, sob bing, "You have heard it, George is gone!" Yes, ho had heard it. "And now," t-aid she, "I want to get a monument, the finest and most imposing monument that you can make. I don't care for the expense. You have them costing ten thousand dollars, do you not? she ventures. O ye3, he could build her a splendid monument for that. He would prepare a design and submit it to her. "You will have it ready soon, will you not?" she pleaded. "This evening?" No, not this evening, he replied, but he would hurry it up as fast as pos sible and bring it to her residence. And so it was settled, and she went away very grateful for the ready sympathy, and anxiously expectant for the design. Then the monument man got out an old design and had it transferred to a clean piece of paper, and in fifteen min utes was ready for the widow, but, of course, it wouldn't do to show up for a week or so. The long days dragged out their weary length finally, and the mar ble man assumed an appropriate funeral countenance, sought out the widow and submitted his work. He found her some what more reconciled.to her loss and a little inclined to be critical, but on the whole she was pleased with tho design. "But," she said, "I have been talking over the matter with my sister, and she thinks five thousand dollars ought to buy a very nice monument. Couldn't you make one like that for five thousand ?" "No," responded he, "but I can build you a handsome monument for five thou sand. Shall I make a design of one for that figure?" "Yes, I wisli you would, please, and I will come to your office and examine it in a week or two." "Oh, no; I won't trouble you to do so. There is no particular hurry about it, and I will call upon you; it's my turn, you know," and she smiled graciously pn him as she bowed him out. Wellj what was a poor monument man to do? He could only wait, and he did wait, bnsviner himself nieanwhilA in getting up elaborate and really beautiful designs. One day he met the ladv on the street, dressed in the merest apology ror naif mourning. He bowed obsequi ously and informed her that the desicrn was finished, and he thoucht it would not fail to be perfectly satisfactory. "Oh." she said, "I have been so busy. don t you know, with one thine: and an o.nr, mat L nave forgotten all about - Let me see, how much was that to cost?" .rive thousand dollars. 1 "Oh, dear I reallv can't afford to pay that much. Now couldn t you," this very bewitchingly, "make a real nice monument for about five hundred dol lars ? I know you can, and I will come around and see you soon; good-bye." Then the monumentnian went to his office and told his grief to a three-legged lamb and a stone angel. Sometime after this the charming widow with a male friend, whom she called "Charley," dropped in again. "Do you know," she said. "I feel so ashamed to think that I never came around to look at your pretty designs? Charley; and I have concluded that those great costly ornaments are so fool ish, after one's dead, you know. "We think its wicked, don't we Charly?" Charley allowed that it was. "But," she continued, "those little white boards such as they put up at the soldiers' graves, Charley I think are very nice. So neat and unpretentious. Couldn't you make one of them for me, and put Georges monogram on it? His initials make such a pretty monogram.' The monument man s cup was full He told and he spilled over on them. her that Charley could get an old shin business gle and tack one of George's cards on it. Beechr on liell. The Bev. Henrv Ward Beecher's ser mon last Sunday morning was an exam ination of the method of creation. There were a great manvquestions.Mr. Beecher said, that people did not dare to think about, simply because they could not solve them. Some persons argued for unbelief in the teachings of the Christian religion from the order of nature. They reflected on the extraordinary organiza tion of the world on the key-note of de struction. The principle of destroying was the foundation of the world. It was in the very organic nature of the animal kingdom, for example, that one part should live by destroying the other part. The shark, the tiger and the lion were or ganized ferocities. Pretty poetry was written about the graceful curves of the swallow in its flight, but the swallow was simply hunting for something to eat, and it Killed tnousands 01 insects while lae poets were engaged in writing their poetry. The whole animal lace were butchers, with men at the top. Man was the most enormous butcher and eater of them all. All animals ate, and ate to prepare themselves for man's table. Man was the most destructive of them all. Some persons said this was a perversion of God's original purpose; that the fall of Adam was the cause of this destructive principle or life. In other words, God put two ignorant human beings in the Garden of Eden, surrounded them with the animal, kingdom, and then, when they fell, He charged everything and altered the lion's teeth from grinders to tearers. Such a plea as that was infan tile and puerile, and it would do well if, in time, it saved itself from the term idiotic. Mr. Beecher said, in conclusion, that at every step in the evolution of the race there was a grain for the law of benevo lence. Nature went on developing until the point was reached when we suffered ourselves to prevent others from suffer ing. And development must continue until the time would be when the law would be the law of supi erne, disinter ested love. "Then cometh the end." Destructiveness would die, and through out the whole world not any enemy would be left. "Do you ask me," said Mr. Beecher, "if at that time there will be a reserved place a walled-in-place set apart for pain and suffering? No! God ;s not a God if that is so. l don t believe it! mat pain and suffering go beyond the con fines of this life I do believe, but not eternally. I don't know why, when per sons who have not obeyed God s laws here drift over into the other world, pain should not have the same effect there as here to drive them back to obedience. We can't prove it by the Scriptures, nor can we prove that it doesn't. The Scrip tures don t settle such questions. They are left vague. But in the grand hour of final victory there will be no under groan of suffering that is eternal and knows no end bnt suffering. Such a thing would be barbaric, infernal, demoniacal: I can never worship any God but a just God. Take away the idea of eternal torment and you take away half the problems that prevent man's progress, and you throw light on God's justice." Chicago Tribune. j Asiatic Civilization. The Sultan showed his regard for General Lew Wal lace in the Snltanic way of sending him a Turkish girl. Newspapers are pretend ing that this was only a painting of a Turkish girl. ; But the old practice of Sultans is to give and take presents of real girls, of which they have more than of paintings. There is a practice of giv ing new meaning to words to get public men out of delicate or indelicate situa tions. What will Lew Wallace do with his Turkish girl? The laws of this country will not stand it. Let him sell her to Barnum for his caravan to go with Thomas Knox' white elephant. Cincin nati Gazette. The Last Kesort. Of the sixty citizens summoned, out of which to find an unprejudiced and com pelent jury, twenty-eight .were excused "7 the Court for good reasons, and the thirty-two others were examined by the I attorneys engaged in the case; twenty - - I three were excused for actual bias, and I seven were peremptorily challenged. The twenty-fourth citizen examined was j simply asked his name and business, and I counsel on each side announced himself - 1 as satisfied to accept the gentleman as a it. juror from the Court to the attorneys. "What do yo object to?" asked the Judge. I " Why, your Honor, I object to serv ing on the 'jury, as I am not on the as sessment roll." "I'll not take advantage of that," said the attorney lor the people. "Neither will I, said counsel to the defendant. "In that case, said the Judge to the citizen, "if counsel will not take advan tage of this disqualification, I cannot excuse you. "j "But," continued the citizen, "all the other gentlemen have been asked ques tions as to their qualifications, and I want to be asked some questions." "I have none to ask," said the Prose cuting Attorney, "Neither have I," said the defendant's counsel. j "But," continued the citizen, who appeared exceedingly anxious to be ex cused, "I'm not fit to serve in this case, as I cannot give the defendant a fair trial." j "We think you can," said the lawyers, simultaneously. "If counsel are satisfied with you, yon will have to be sworn to try the "cause," said the Judge. The Clerk then requested the citizen to rise and be j sworn, and he proceeded to administer; the following oath: "You do solemly swear that you will well and truly try the cause now at issue, and a true verdict render according to the evi dence and the law as given to you by the Court." "No, sir," firmly answered the citizen. "What is your reason for refusing to take the oath ?" asked the Judge. "Because," said the citizen, "I could not render a true verdict according to the law and evidence." uy consent tue citizen was then ex cuse. Ltvel-neaded 0far. Who is this man with the long, thin legs, the1 stooping shoulders, and the yellow, flowing hair? His name Js Os car Wilde. One day, when the superin tendent of a lunatic asylum a lunatic asvium was on hunting expedition inLondonk he picked up Uscar and took him before a magis trate, who asked him his name. By the misty eyelids of the sleepy moon 1 cannot tell vou, answered the prisoner. "Mamma would not like it." From that moment he became famous. For breckfast he sips the dew from honeysuckles, and his dinner consists of roast lily bugs flavored with lavender water. Half a dozen scarlet bags and ten trunks constitute his baggage. The trunks contain locks of hair which he purchased cheap at a Surrey rope walk. No fashionable American girl will be long without one. His soul yearns after sunflowers. Give him his choice be tween a sunflower and a greenback and he will take the greenback. In Chicago he is destined to be most popular his feet are so large When he returns to his native land loaded with rocks his "mamma" will say to him: "Oskie, the fortunes of the family are much improved.j want a new sealskin sacque and a dog car." But the lily worshiper will depart from her, saving I "Well, I should smile. What does the oldwoman take me for?" After that no Englishman will eat more beef with his lilies, or drink more beer with his sunflowers than Oscar. Brook lyn Eagle. j A Fashionable Amusement. In Washington soap-bubble parties are among the fancies of the day. Like common parties and Germans they fur nish an opportunity for the distribution of presents, which, unless conducted with great delicacy and good taste, de generate into j vulgar ostentation of wealth. At a recent one of this kind the climax of the evening was reached be fore eleven o'clock, when a large china punch-bowl filled with soap-suds, was placed upon the center tablo of the rear parlor, the capets having been prudently screened with linen ostensibly for more convenience in dancing. "Long nine" eighteen clay pipes were produced, and all tried to see who could blow the larg est bubble. Three trials were granted to each person, but all whose bnbbles burst were compelled to desTst. There were five Judges to estimate the size of the bubbles and award the prizes, which were old knickerbocker pipes, plaques and other dainty 'souvenirs to the suc cessful blowers. The fun is immense, for many grown np people are children at heart. j K , "Do you belong to the Casino?" says one swell to another swell at Newport. "No, I don't belong to the Casino, but I have an uncle who used to buy his clothes from your grandfather's shop." Truly, in the midst of artificial life, sham and deception, we'freqnently are put out on the first base by the pedigree ques tion, j It is stated that Levy.the cornetist.gets more salary than an editor. So he does, and it isn't j fair. We know lots of editors who are; bigger blowers than Levy. HOUSE AlfD FARM. Lettuce may be sown profitably at in tervals until September. George "Wefhington always read the agricultural column firstfLouisville Courier Journal. In destroying insects on the farm a large number of guinea fowls are consid ered invaluable. . To keep lawns neat mow often: to leave them too long involves more labor in the cutting; but in mid-summer, wheif the roots are liable to be too dry. do not cut too close; Hen manure ' carries less water than stable manure, but more nitrogen and organic matter. As to potash and phos phoric acid, there is a great similarity in the constituents of both materials. A member of the Elmira Farmers Club says ashes are far more profitable to use on potatoes than on ether farm crops, because of the demand for potash which potatoes make upon the soil. The fungus, so injurious to peach trees, by producing the yellows and vari ous other diseases, can ba cured bv pouring boiling hot soapsuds about tho roots every wash day. Gardener's Monthly. Sorrel generally finds its war into fields which have a thin or poor soil,, and one of the best remedies is to en rich the soil with manure, and a small portion of lime is often useful in exter minating sorrel. It is not desirable to breed animaln that will eat but little, as it is not reason able to expect such to give as large pro portionate returns for feed consumed as those which have efficient digestive or gans of greater capacity. Sweet corn, sown successively every week in June, and even in July, mav be plucked and used every day until frost comes. .Lama beans, okra and melons, also bush beans, carota. etc.. for winter use, may be planted during the month of Jnly. The American Agriculturalist cautions against injuring the asparagus plants bv I a 1 i .a; m.. - 1 j . , . too late cutting. The shoots of - this season came from strong buds formed last season, and to insure a similar crop next season the plants should have a ohance to 2repare for it. The Colorado beetle, which infests the potato vine, has been trapped. A farmer placed here and there, in his potato patch, boards covered with slices, of raw potatoes. At noon and night the beetles ooverinflf tbemVero destroyed: Prob-" ably paris-green on the slices would have saved trouble. Brewis. Butter the bottom of yonr saucepan and then put some fresh milk in it. The butter will prevent the milk from sticking. Bring to a boil, and sea son with salt and a generous piece of butter. Have the bread broken into little bits, and as soon as the butter melts, stir them until all the milk is absorbed. Serve immediately, as longer cooking will make it sticky. Pudding. A delicate pudding is made of three tablespoonsful of cornstarch dissolved in a little cold water. Have one pint of boiling water on the stove;, in this stir the cornstarch and the well beaten whites of three eggs; let it boil up twice; pour it into an earthen dish which will hold. three pints; steam the pudding for ten minutes. For the sauce use the yolks of three eggs, one cup of sugar, one cup of sweet milk.and a small piece of butter; boil for a few minutes; when cool flavor with lemon or vanilla. The pudding also is to be eaten cold. f , Try Again. A gentleman was once standing by a little brook.watching its bounding, gurg ling waters. In the midst of his musings he noticed scores of little minnows mak ing their way up the stream, and in the direction of a shoal which was a foot or more high, and over which the clear sparkling waters were leaping. They halted a moment or two as if to survey the surroundings. "What now?" in quired the gentleman; "can these little fellows continue their journey any further?" He soon saw that they wanted to go further up the stream, and were only resting and. looking out the best course to pursue in order to con tinue their journey to the unex plored little lakelet that lay just above the shoal. All at once they arranged themselves like a little column of sol djers, and darted np the foaming little shoal, but the rapid current dashed them back in confusion. A moment's rest and they were again in the sprayey water with like results. For an hour or more they repeated their efforts, each time gaining some little advantage. At last, after scores and scores of trials, they bounded over the shoal, into the beauti ful lakelet, seemingly the happiest little folks in the world. "Well," said the gentleman, "here is my lesson. I'll never .again give up trying when I un dertake anything. I did not see how these little people of the brook could possibly scale the shoal it seemed im passable, but they were determined to cross it. This was . their purpose, and they never ceased trying until they were sporting in the waters above it. I shall never give up again." The New X?rk Ledger asks: "Is, a man to be deemed insane because he kisses the girl to whom he is engaged in an enthusiastic and boisterous man ner?" We should, say no, emphatically. The fact that he is engaged to a girl in an enthusiastic manner, should not deprive him of the right to kiss her any more than if he had engaged himself to her in a quiet and orderly manner. Norris town Herald. . . :