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About The Columbian. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 1880-1886 | View Entire Issue (July 28, 1882)
maeas: WORSTED-WORK. THE HUSBAND'S COMPLAINT. I hate the name of German wool, in all its col ors bright; Of chairs and stools, in fancy-work, I hate tke very sight; The shawls and slippers that I've seen, the otto mans and bags, Sooner than wear a stitch on me, I'd walk the streets in rags. I've heard of wives too musical, too talkative or quiet, Of scolding or ot gaining wives, and those too fondofriot; But yet of all the errors known, which to the women fall, ForcTJr doing fancy work, I think,exceeds them all. The other day when I came home,no dinner got for me, I asked mf wife the reason she nswered'One, " two, three;" I told her I was hungry, and stamped ujon the floor, 6he never even looked at me, but murmured: "One creen more." Of course she makes me angry; she does not care for that, But chatters while I talk to her: "One white and then a black, Seven greens and then a purple (just hold your tongue, my dear, You really do annoy me so,) I've made a wrung etitch here. " And as for conversation, with her eternal frame. I speak to her of fifty things, she answers just the same; 'Tis: "Yes, love five reds, then a black I quite agree with you, I've done this wrong, seven, eight, nine, ten, an orange, then a blue." If any lady conies to tea, her bag is firt sur "vyed, And if the patterns please her, a copy then i made. j She stares, too, at the gentlemen, and when I ask her whv, 'Tis: "Oh, my love ! the pattern of his waiscoat struck my eye.' And if to walk I am inclined ('tis seldom I go at). At every worsted shop she see3, oh ! how she stands about: And then 'tis: 'Oh ! I must go in, that pattern .13 ro rare, The group of flowers is just the thing I wanted fur my chair." Besides, the things she makes me are touch-me-not affairs; I dare not ever use a screen, a stool and as for chairs, 'Twas only yesterday I put my youngest sou on one, And until then I never knew my wife had such a tongue. Alas ! for my poor little ones, they dare not move or speak; 'Tis: "Torn, be quiet, put down that bag; why, Harriet, where s your feet? Maria ! standing on that stool 1 it was not made for use; Be silent, ail three greens, one red, a blue and tnen a puce." Oh! the misery of a working wife, with fancy work run wild, And hands that never do aught else for husband or for child; Our clothes are rent and uiuus strings, my house is in disorder, And all because csy lady wife has taken to em broider. I'll put my children out to school I'll go across the sea, My wife's bo full of fancy work, I'm sure she won t miss me; E'en while w rite, she still keeps on, her one, two, three and .four; I'm past all patience, on my word, I'll not en dure it more. fMother's Monthly Journal. . The Matchless Liar of Chicago. "Do you doubt me, Myrtle?" "Never!" exclaimed the girl, putting on her invisible net as she spoke and placing her bandoline bottle where she would be an re to see it in the morn ing. The sun had glared down fiercely all day upon the parched earth, and now that night had come the heat was even more oppressive than ever, because the cool wind that had been wafted from the lake during the day had died away. It was a dreamy, sensuous, one-gauze-un-dershirt-and-no-vest evening, such as one often noticed while traveling in Pal estine. 4 "You have great faith in me, have you not, little one?" Vivian McCirty said, taking the girl's off hand in his. "Yes,", replied Myrtle, j"I believe in you with a childlike faith akin to that which enables a boy to bite a pie in the dark, and I love you with a deep tender ness and fair loyalty that can never die." "And would you believe anything I told you?" Vivian murmured, kissing the dimpled hand that lay in his. Looking at him with her starry eyes, in which there gleamed a holy love light, the girl replied slowly and with infinite pathos: "I would believe your every word, no matter what you told me." "Then," said Vivian, while a baleful light shot from his near eye, "there is no ice cream in Chicago," For an instant, dazed by the shock, Myrtle did not speak, but presently the voice of her heart found echo in words: "I can never leave you now, she whis pered. "There cannot be another sucjh iar in all the wide, wide world." Chicago Tribune. Ideal Indians. The Osages are said to be the nearest to ideil Indians in appearance among the remaining tribes of Indian Territo ry. Tho average height of the man is fully six feet, and their features are stroDgly characteristic. "They retain the savage dress," says a correspondent of the Providence Journal, "shave their heads excepts cock's comb, streak their faces with red ochre, and their bodies and arms with dark lines. When the three youths presenting this appearance dashed up on their ponies, it looked as though we had got among the native ab origines at last. They extended their hands with a smiling greeting that dis played their white teeth, and uttered their tallismanic Howgh,' to which we responded with an attempt at equally deep-lunged emphasis, and then they clattered on, sitting straight on their horses' back, and riding like centaurs." In the same letter, however, the writer ! describes something far less picturesque : and more civilized the spectacle of a : native constable lugging a drunken In-! dian to jail, and clubbing him, police- ' man fashion, on the way. Ho ah heard some squaws singing selections from Pinafore in a most dreadful manner, to the accompaniment of a painful accor dion. N. Y. Sun. - "My case is just hero," said a citizen to a lawyer the other day; "the plaintiff will swear that T hit him. I will swear that I did not. Now, what can you law yers make out of that if we go to trial?" "Five dollars apiece," was the prompt reply. SlAven's Voseuilte Cherry Tooth PaMe An aromatic combination for the preservation of the teeth and gums. It is far superior to any preparation of its kind in the market. In large, handsome opnl pots, price fifty cents. For sale by all druggists. H odge, Davis Jt Co., whole sale agents, Portland, Oregon. Prof. Samp-e- Tbe great horse trainer, Professor Sample, has been doing wonders in Port land in teaching how to subdue wild and vicious horses. He has been teaching large classes and every person that ha9 taken lessons ha3 been perfectly satisfied. He w ill make a tour of Oregon and Wash ington. Any book in the Seaside or Franklyn Square Library s-ent on receipt of price bv the N. P. Xpws Co., 147$ First street, Portland. Dealers Ln all kinds of books and stationery. Tchkjsh Itcos. Send to John B. Garrison 167 Thin! street Portland, for catalogues ol designs. George Kaine and Lester Howard are still drawing crowded houses at the Elite theater in Portland Kitty and-arrie Armstrong in their specialties are immense, and the whole company is strong and talented. Sheet Mrsit . : n tt stock on the northwest coast, orders fil I j mm) tly. Send stamp for cat alogue and journal, Wiley E. Allen 153 Third street, Portland. i Frank G. Abell, the Portland photographer and winner of the gold medal, rt-turued bi the last steamer from the East, where he has been to procure new improvements and novelties in his art. He brings a large number of accessories and will more than ever lead the profession in Portland. Call and see him when you go to the city. Send SI. 00 to W. D. Talmer, Portland, for one year's subscription to the Pacific Overseer, the great semi-monthly A. O. U. V. paper. Garrison repairs all kinds of sewing machine MM Easiness Directory ! NIIOIV CASK FACTORY. DIXO.V, HEKXNTKIX A CO. Jor, From and .trk, P rtljim1, manufacturers ot all kinds of show casei. send for catalogue. XII B MIMt'il. PAiTI K. A monthly jour nal of music (not h vocal and instrumental,) sent to n.iy address for SOcts per year. Address Wiley B. Alien, publisher and music dealer, 153 Third street, Port land. Oregon. Catalogue free. St'm'KVORH. Y. tt. MAV KK. Civil Kiilfii.eer, Contractor and surveyors. Oflice 1S fctark a rt el. Union Klock, Portland. Or., with Ferry & White, Real Estate Agents. S .rvpying doue in any part of Oregon or Washington ; HAKER1GN. EMPI rtfTKA K.K R V iZ Washington. Voss A Fuhr, Props. Manufacturers of Pilot bread. Soda. Picnic, Butter, Boston, sucar and Shoe Fly crackers. Orders from the trade solicited and promptly at tended to. ASSA1KKS. V. . .IK-N'XB fc Co. HM Front street near Washington. Ores, metals, mineral waters, eoalc. etc., carefully analyzed. Assays for gold and silver :.: other metals from $3. to M. Uol-i dust bought and bars made. Orders by mail carefully attended to. J. U. McIXTOSJI, Cor. Front and Stark. Chem ical analysis made of coal, mineral waters, etc. Or dinary assays of gold, silver, lead or copper, from :t to Dr. P. Harvey. Consulting Chemist. ATTO R X RYN. I. P. KKX.F.I)Y, Attorney and Counselor at Law Kuuui A Ufkum'ibulldlnic. Legal business pertaining to Letters Patent for Inventions, befor the Patent Oilii-e or in the Courts, a specialt V. MAGIC BALM! ,sffij0i Jills Tlie Orciii itiiBiitftljau Kmcdy for RHEUMATISM, Toothache, N'u n'jfli. Hack Ache, Gont, srUllca, Lurabo, ra tna and a welllne. Mu and eull. Chilblains, Unit f, ledcli, F" cr st ! Feet, and f ar, Nt- Thru t. 'am in the liit-fct. Ksr it lio, Cornn aul liiiuloufc. anil alt Oodt lly FnliiN. This renowned ustmliau Bemedy is made fx cl'.Wvely of Australian herbs, grown by the Ger mai'S of the rosewood Hcrub district. Queensland, Australia, who make herb culture a specialty. It does not contain any poisonous ingredients what ever, end is tne j BEST PREPARATION In the world for the above complaints. A Perfect Cure (iutranteeJ lit every Case It costs but 50 cents per bottle, and it la simply foolishness for those who are sufTj ing pain not to ue i . i Full directions r company each bottle. Sold by all Otucists and Pateut Medicine Dealers IMtOK. M. A. SCOTT. &. Cl.t Sole Proprietm ami t nuulacturerM. BALLAKAT. AUSTRALIA, and SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA. C. W. Cornelius. First street. Portland. Sole Agent for Porfft'd Oregon I. E. Colin, M. D. Physician and Surgeon. sriusKON to o. n. a n. co Particular attention paid to diseases of the Skin and Deformities of all Descriptions. OFFICK-2.- UNION BLOCK. PORTLAND, OR. Liver ami Kidney diseases vetoed by Dime Pill9. Explained at ftv-t of tbi column. "Hi' irmt 1 1 iii 00 EYE & EAR INFIRMARY 4 Nil SANITARIUM, OR HOME FOR THE SICK. Mucudum Bond bet. Porter imd Wood Nta., Noutu lorllind,Or. Dr. PilkinRton, late Professor of Eye & Ear Discasca in the Medical Department of Willamette University has erected a fine building, on a beautiful elevation in the south part of the city and is prepared to accomo date patients minering from all discuses of the EVE, EARorTHKOAT. Also will pay npecial attention to persons laboring under Chronic JServous affections, and to diseases peculiar to women, and recieve a limi ted number of cases expecting confinement. The Intention is to provide a Home for such cuses with all the best hygienic agencies, combined with th best medical skill to be had in the metropolis. Consulting physician and surgeon Dr. Philip Harvey, Prof, of diseases of women and children in the medical department Willamette University. Also Dr. J.!L F. Browne, Prof, of Physiology med dep't. Willamette University. I-or any amount of references and circular, artdresu MR. .1. It. PILK1.VMTU.V, Cor, lwt nl Uuhlinton Mf.. fbrtlitnri. Or. SEWING MACHINE STORE 1G7 THIRD ST. REPAIRING DONE ON SHORT NOTICE. n All Leading MACHINES NEEDLES, ON THREAD. ATTACHMENTS,etc GENERAL AO EXT FOR THE HOUSEHOLD & WHITE STURGES, LARSEfl SCO., NIIIPPING VTVI COMMISSION MERCHANTS, Wholesale Dealers In Teii"j Canned (ioods, Syrups, Honey, Dried Fruits, Provisions, etc., etc. Shippers of Grain, Floor, Wool, and Couutry Produce. Consignments solicited and Liberal Advances made when desired. (). . FKOXT TKET, PORTLAND, OK. JUST RECEIVED, A New Invoice of Dr. Warner's Health Corsets. Together with the Celebrated COR.ALINE CORSETS. These Corsets are vastly superior to any article of fered. Its advantages are: 1. They Cannot be broken. A reward of five dollars will be paid for every Corset in which the Coraline breaks within six months' ordi nary wear. 2. It is more pliable than whalebone. 8. It is not affected by cold heat or moisture. 4. It is the cheapest and most serviceable Corset ever made. HOSIEHY, N'KCKAVKAK, KID HLOVJvS. we have received anew lot of Aprons, Aprons, Aprons! 25, 8Ti, 40, 50, 60, 75, hoc, St to - .V). f.r both Kitchen and Par lor wear. Infants and Children's Oioirham Dresses Infants and Children's Calico Presses, Infants and Children's White Di esses. Infants and Children's Flan nel Skirts. Infants and Children's Vhite iShirts. 11. II ART II AN A CO., ie. Third St. PORTLAND, OHKliON. ' $1000 EEWAED TTILL UK PAID TO ANY PKKSON PRODt'C T V inp a more effectual remedy than Dr. Keek's Sure Cure for Catarrh, Which has stood the test for fourteen years. Physi cians, Druggists, and all who have used and thor oughly tested it. pronounce it upeeltie for the cure of that loathsome disease. Try It, Your druggist his it, price fl. Dr. Keck thoroughly understands, and is eminently successful in the treatment of all chronic an., diffi cult dleue of both exe. and ull ugea, having made a specialty of their t rent men t for fourteen years lie treats I'uncer without using the knife. His favo.' lte prescription is furnished to lady patient Free. No lady should be without It. Young, middle-aged or old, male or female, Insanity or a life of suffering Is your inevitable doom unless you apply tn time to the physician who understands, and Is competent to treat your case. Waste no more time nor money with in competent physicians. All communications attended to with dispatch, and are strictly confidential. Circu lars, testimonials, and a l'st of printed questions fur nished on application. C O.VH V LTA T IOX I'KKI', I u lose a three-cent sta'p for list an 1 addres- DK JAMES KKCK.No. 135 First street, Portland. Or. QAKtB 7 STENCILS 8EALS mXJLM EBrOSATXK, X ITKST 0T rOBTLANI , OS. RESTArnAVT TIIK BEST I.V TIIK CIT All Modern Improvements. Open all day. .1. II. IlRF.XWF.lt. Proprietor HTTSS- 1) aii - 1 1 1 ' - - - . - . . M Kl Ht llitri rill W lin j.m ...v, . .... , .wi 1 V v .v. v first-class work at these prices : Contlnnon Onm AVork.Porcelnln..9'TA to 8100 On Gold Platen SO to IS Net of Teeth on Rubber 918 AO and upward Met of Teeth on Celluloid 1 0 OO and upward tiold Fllllnir i OO and upward Nllver and llone Filling 1 OO and upward Extraction of Teeth, with Oan 1 OO OFFICFi 105 First street, over Prentice': music store. Dr. II. SI. KISS, lentlat. Oflice hour, all hour. Teeth extracted wlthontiraa, SO eta. Eclectic Physician &Surgcon 113 Morrison St.. opposite Custom House, . Portland. i pvn. 8TJRMAN TREATS DISEASE AT HIS IN JL Btitute, 113 Morrison street, by the latest system -of Medical Hygiene, as pract ced at the most cele brated Hydrophatic and Hygienic Institutes in Eu rope, where he studied this svstem, which includes the use of Electric Baths, Galvanization, Vapor and Medicated Baths, Etc., Etc. Both acute and chronic disease- are cured by this system with astonishing success, often without the necessity of medicines, which are only given in cases where specially indi cated. Has a few apartm' nts furnished for the convenience ofpatients from a distance Terms for daily treatment or for a course can be lem-ned on application at 113 Morrison street. Coiia.lt:itlon frtxs. TriOR ANYONE WHO WILL I. EARN 1? Kellourg V ZIUona Sytem of Ire and Cloak CuttliiK. and, with a corret meas ure an (' perfect cutting, produce a bad fitting garment, several improvements nave jur been made. Agents to sell and teach wanted in everv town. liol agents car. ...ako ironi J10 to uer day. KELUHId ft JllUSON. Cheney, Spokane Co., W. T SyRes' Sure Gore for Catarrli' JIQUID Oil DRY, P.'iW'E il 00; "AT3IOSPHER1C U Insufflators,'' jr!ce HOc, Dry Cure and Insuiila tors mailed on receipt of price, vl:h full direction for use.etc. S. O. SKIDMOKE t Co., Druggists 151 First street. Portland, Or. Sole Scents for the N. Puclnc rvast nfun The Bishoj) Scolt (jJranmiJir School. ABOARDINO AND DAY SCHOOL FOR BOYS and Young Men, will begin its fifth year under Its present management Sept. 5, I-. Prepares boys for college or business. . The teaching Is practical and thorougn. and discipline strict. Send for twelfth an nual catalogue, giving complete list of former pupils. Address, J. W. H1I.L, M. D., Head Master, UJe3m Portland, Orego S " ft 4 t f 1 ir Al RbTrK A Til AS 1!.1. CALIFORNIA FRUIT SALT A Pleusant and Kilioiicious Remedy. Wi IF YCU HAVE ABUSED YOURSELF Bv over indulgence in eatin? or drinking; have sick orneivous headache; dryness of the skin, with a feverish tendency; niijhtwwpats and sleeplessness; by all means use Slaver. '8 California Fruit Salt. And feel young once more. It is the woman's friend. Trv It; slper bottle: ti bottles for",. For sale bv all druggists. R. K. tjl'KK.N. F. S. Ak;n. B'U. Selling, H. E. Doscb. la on every pair. ETEEY TAIR (3UARANTEED. AKIV, NKLUNO CO. rorfonsnmptlon, Astlimm Bronehitit Catarrli, WyMoopsi.-i. lleittlnrhts Debil ity, 'unt li4i, ItlK'iintailMni, uod nil Ihroitienml Xenoiw IkiNortlorH. laek njjeM may If oon voiiiently sent ly x irts, roiwl.v fcr immediate use nt lioiue. rH'iul for lre trntiwe on the Oxjscii Iratnient. A!lrNfi the proprietorn, HO, 1131 tiit tr Street, Pliila., SPORTSMEN'S EMPORIUM. Wrd. BECK & SON Importers and dealers in Guns, Rifles, end Revolvers Rods, r-if "T3v-. Sinkers, Reels. Lines, baskets, Floats, sturgeon Lines, Flies, Hooks ol Leaders-, k all kinds. H raided and Tapered Oil Hilk Lines. Six Spliced Split Bamboo Rods, 1 G5 fnI 167 Meconil t., Iortlinl, lr UNRIVALLED FO Curing Skin OIesc tul for Irrservlu A H a'tliy fUIo. Be a are of imitations of h th the above lastly celebrated articles. The genuine maae only by the STAND RD SOAF ( OMPANY, who als mBnufictnre the lflrgpst aKBortm'nt of LAUNDRY and TOILKT oOAP in he world. Oflice 204 -acraoieutostteet, an Francisco. Cal. WILLIAM COLLI ER, MACHINIST. ieilerln ew mid SECOND HAM) MACHINERY, OS aindlMon St., Iortlnd, Or. Pnrtle deilrlntc Kollerx. HnslHe or SAW JUII.L. M tl'lll St: ICV iin M-riire by ddrMMiuic Air. C'olllei-. Now and Second Hand 3Iachinor. Tiurht and oli ttr tntiled to mtvstnttiirr. y;v ForCnts.lInrns. rvK" tfl, ores,uoiis,i)iles 9sv V Corns, etc., It has no equal. . Sold by Drusr- iZn3'f ir stores at 10 .vv.s? cents per box. NTISELL 10 000 Pianos 1.000 Organs. ravo jiiii. miy nt llaiillfartnrcra Fmiu t.'A to l.(XX) Cash, Rent ur liiHtalluipiita. ANTISELL.' eor.M :irlceti 1 Dwell S' Rou rn J ' U4 I 2 I CO ' I See that out Trade Mark, "TUS BOSS" mm PHOS WADE BtTHtSgl'JciSCa u u r Or. WESTirnSTCKHIOTJ-SIE &o CO., SCHENECTADY, NEW YORK, mm 17 BKAHCH HOUSE, jB-r?,-."" PORTLAND, OGfl. VV are now receiving a fud line of our Celebrated Menuratora. Lever and Tread Powers. Iot lnlt and Ti and Fli ruction Knjrlne. Our Separator is Licht Huiinine. atrornr and liurable and nneon.iled as a Urula tm. Ssivln Thrrher and has the best .shoe movement and Riddle for separating WlldOatifroM Our Hore-POwer8 lire Compact. KasV Illinniiirand don'r. hrL-,lovn (In Bn.ln. laanimurovr. ment Ions neede.l; Welicht ISOOto 54tKM Iba leaui than the average eiiKine of Rame power, and UHen one. third Ie" water ond fuel to do the same work, la durable and easy to manage. Hundreds of these engiuea and threshers have been in successful operation for years. Baj-i'leuse send for our IAeacrtptlve Catalocae and Price 1.1 at and investigate thoroughly b. for jfiving J our order. Saw Mill Machinery and Stationery Ermines Furnished on Reasonable Terms. O. JP. DART, 3Iaiiaffer. OFFICE Commercial Dock, Foot of Morrison street, Portland, Oregon THE ONLY INSTITUTION Of ITS KIND ON THE COAST Where a young lady or gentleman can obtain a Thorough Business Education At a Cost in proportion to time Engaged. A copy of the COLUMBIA CO MM K RC I A r CO LL.LO ut free to any address on application. Address P.O. Box 583. A CAJ11). Dr. Moody, of Xcw Vork City, A (Jraduate tf the Xw Vurk Scliol f 3Iedl -lite, alu of the Iuliln lructier. A word to t'.ie public Consultation tree. I invite the siek, no matter whiit tlieirdiseuses may be, to call ainl investigate for themselves In-fore ubikii doniriK all hopes, for it will cost you noihini:. 1 Kive no erieounii,'-nieiit unless tin-re is a fair prospect of making a cure. I will endeavor to be candid in my opinion and reasonable in my clnri;ts. I claim not to cure everybody, but to cure all that can be-cured. I have had" twenty y-nrs' successful practice in the treatment of both acute and chronic d.scuwcs. 1 have located in Portland, and all I ask is that you give me a fair, unbiased trial, by. which 1 hope to merit your con fidence, and give entire satisfaction to all suffering humanity. My reputation has been acquired by bcinit candid with my patients, tbro'itrh j ears of successful l art ice. both in Knrope anil in this country, and studiously keeping up with the age. I know the cause and remedy needed, not by guesswork, bi.t by yeitrs of experience. in my treatment of many diseases I make use of a new method of c:''. The treatment is simple and the most feasible of ail. There is no unpleasant sensation w liatfver attending the treatment. 1 Invite ull pt rsoim afflicted to visit ami freely couvinc tln-niselvcs. leav inir me to verify the assertion that there has never existed a remedy so startling mid immediate in its -ilects. Ihese noted curative a'ds, as handled in my practice, are endor ed and approved by the faculties of both Kurope and America. The bneticial etleets tt re perceptible almost f i om t he start, t'as.s rccu riled incurable, ktmI of years Handing, yield to its mild but won. i rf ii 1 iniluencc. And in no case can the treat ment be attended w th the least danger, thereby tes tify hig it to he the most harmless a-'jelit in theiupeu-tii-s. Those who n ish to apiIy for advice or In artu'-nt may c onlidcntly do st witliotii h(-s!tatiu or diflidence, us the most timid may rely on that inviolable secrecy which lias already proved the t asis of an extensive professional reputation abroad. Cases can be 'treated by cericspeiid'-nce when a , er sonal interview is impossible, providing the patients will minutely detail iiil of thi'ir bodily iafirmatu-s and mental disturbances vvrit ten in a simple ami natural s:yle, ami in accordance with the nec ssary tle.ails of their own feelings. Oi.e personal interview, however, even with patients residing at a !i-tance is highly de sirable when practicable, and will more than repay the patient the exi.ense and trouble of a trip to I'ort latHl. The advantage of even a visit are apswrent and manifold. A single visit in most cases will enable the doctor to form an accurate opinion and note particulars which might be lost sight ol in mere correspondence particularly when a microscopic ami chemical analy sis is absolutely necessary. Patients not resid ing in the city who wish to transact their business through the matls or by express can have the neces sary remedies sent to any address or left at any rail way station or coach office in Oregon or Washington Territory until called for., carefully packed and se curely sealed. Office and Residence, Us: First street. Rooms '! and 27, ltdd's New Rullding, Comer First ami Columbia, Portland, Oregon. DR. SPINNEY, Xo. 11 Kearny street S. F. , frenta all Chronic and Special Disease. YOUNG MEN UfnO MAT BE PUFFERtNG FROM THE KF t V fects of youthful follies or indiscretion, will At. well to avail themselves of this, the greatest b.oc ever la'nl at the altar of Buffering humanity. DK SPINNEY will guarantee to forfeit 5.V1O for everj ase of Setninal Weakness or private diseases of unt kind or character which he undertakes aud falls k cure. HIDDLE-AOEI) IIEX. There aie many at the age of thirty to sixty vhc are troubled with too frequent evacuations f f th oladder, often accompanied by a slight smarting o; u rn'.ng sensation and a weakening of the system h a manner the patient cannot account for. (in exam (ring the urinary deposits a ropy sediment will ofter 'e found, and sometimes small particles of alburiet will appear, or the color will be of a thin milkish hue igaiu changing to a dark and torp'd appearance There s.re many men who tlie of this difficulty. Ig.-io-rant of the cause, which is the second st;ige of Semi msI Weakness. Dr. fS. will guarantee a perfect cure il all such cases, and a healthy restoration of the g i Ito uri'iary orgairs. Ofll.-e Hours -10 to i and 6 toR. Sundays from in to 11 A. M. Consultation free. Thorough Vxatuiiiatlor and advice. CaU or address D!L SPIXXEY .V ., No. 11 Kiriiy street. ss;tii I'nmcixco '!. HUDSON'S GUN ST0BR 88 First streett Portland, Orcgos. SUNS, PISTOJU AJtO AHItl'KITIOX SEYM0UK. SABLV & CO., Manufacturers of MINNESOTA CHIEF THRESHER Portable Eugines & Horse Powers, And soIe Agents for the following celebrated Farm and Road Machinery: The Randolph Header, TheNtnndiird Mrlf-R.-ike Reupcr. Tho NtuiKlitrd Iltflit Mower, '1 lie Iron Klnir Mx-Fimi(.( ut Slower, The Victor Nelf-Uiimp Huiky Itnke, The Ntandard Hund-ltump Mfilky Hake, The Hue key e tiejiln Itrilli imd NeUei, The Celebrated Unrriaon Ilowt The Whitewater fc Ketehu.o 'ifon. We cordially invite all wanting anything in our line to come and see us, ami if yon cannot come, send for our Price IJst and Catalogue. F. W. ALLFX, Manager, m'JTwtf gOO and 61 Flint St., Portland, Or. ECONOMY IS WEALTH. And by ISuylng Your JiOOTS ANJJ SHOES FKOM Til K New York Root and Shoe House, No. 193 Flrt Ntrret, IJetwei'n Yamhill and Taylor, Portland r)U AD WTO YOUR OWN WEALTH AND P.Y A that means make the whole country richer. We have Just received the most elegant stock of goods ever brought to Portland, which we are selling at rates that no other homo can. When you come to the city bring in your whole family ami we will sell them goods at astonishingly low prices. Orders from the country will be promptly attended.lo, and we will pay neight on all goods sent to you. "lrttlr Tacfel f Ke-y Desert otl. ??-f r- j ur AW. S i E JOURNAL, containing full Information, will be . . W. H. JAJIll-t Prlnclpnl. BUCKINGHAM & HECHT'S BOOTS AND SHOES Are thr BEST and COST NO MORE than Oilier Brrtiids, and if the 3Ierchant with whom you Trade do? not kepp our Good it is because it PAYS belter to sell a pair of Boots or Shoos eiery TWO Months than every FOUR or FIVE. WE WARRANT ' EVERY PAIR Wc make. All Merchants In (Jood Credit can procure these (ioods at onr Ware houses in PORTLAND or San Francisco. TRY OUR "HERCULES" BOOTS. IIECHT BROS. & CO. ' The Finest ITTI-KH t th WUHLU. TIIKY KFFKf TfA LLY Cl'RK MALARIAL DISEASES, Vltullze the SyMrm iind nrreat thr rrfvuitfi o the i-eiidf'iil Alcohol llabltt llll'KOMAMA. Ask Ijour Ii-uicilt or Wine Mertluinl for them. HILMKIIDI.VO V ., A vent. Nan Frnn rleo. v. .1. VAX KCai'YYEK .V ft.. Portland. D. J. MALARKEY & CO., ilOMUS Special attention given to the sale of Wheat, Oats, Flour, Wool & Dairy Produce. 8n4 for WEEKLY PRICES CURRENT, mailed free on application. Liberal Adrances on Consignments. Conslgun its and Orders Solicited, & AJTD IS FRONT ST.. rOKTLAXD, OB. 1850. 32 Years Practical Experience. 1882. John A. Child DRUGGIST, T'caler In Fine Chemicals, Perfumery, Toilet Articles, Sponges, Soaps, & Rubber Loods. (.'or MorTlwin m 2d eta PortiMiid. ur. Fnf-clal attpntloa pa d t . orders by mall when ccom tf$m AND rpiIK "WHITK." VK HAVE THIS PAY HOM JL our eiitirp iiiK-rost In, unl trannffrril th aKnrj' i, tlu White NpwIiii; Machine to Mr. John Jl. (lurrl moii, of l7Thnl ulr ot. I'ortlanfl, Or. Mr. Uarrlwm will hiri'uftcr Niioniy the Krowinjf ileinand for thii superior anil ix.)n:lir sewing machine. apis H I f.T, A R A ItR MEN AND WOMEN, Rnvs and c'u N. anyone who wants light, pleasant em pliivmeiit 'n which from :i to 10 per day can he mace will Kemi their name anil pojttofllee a'ldreMs to lis Im mediately, hiiiI receiv. onr lecriitlve circulars. Ad- drcMM, I. I. Ortrhell fe Co.. .No. 187 t rout street Portland. Oregon. PERUVIAN BITTERS. III :..... '.: . .. ' ... .. ...... ti trj' "v.: -- lDtaIW".l:ga!l5n?rgJ '. - . Proanc6Gofflffl i. .