Liberal Republican. (Dallas, Or.) 1872-1???, August 30, 1873, Image 4

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Newspaper Page TextSAL KM ADVERTISEMENTS' SALKM A I ) V li ItTI S H5I UMTS. SALKJI ADVERTISE?! K:T-S iaLlas. satukdav auo. :iu WOOD PUMPS! 1873, 1873, ILL! THE REST S ALT 1M AD V ERTTS E M IS NTS. FACTS AND FANCIES. A press gang printers' devils. Growing--Itailroad monopolies. A sour parent Mother in Vinegar, Irredeemable bonds Vagabonds. The blacksmith's game Old sledge. The original water worts Eve's eye. A standing nuisanr.0 Corner loafers. Light emplovDjtont castles- i; Building air- How to kee p square wjth the world Don't be Voraud too mnch. Thp. gr latest bet that was ever made Tne Alphabet. Ttje most stupid "gal" in Eurcp "Why is a young lady like a hinge "because she is something to a dore Perpendicular drinking Whiskey straight, A young man's friends object to his beioe loose, but somehow they have an equal objection to his being tight. What is home without a craddle? Well, as a general thing,, without a baby. A school boy definei flea: 'Flea, flow, fled when you put your hand on it. A" calf with a foot shaped like a human hand is one of the sensations in Texas. Calves with two hands are common in the north. It is a curious fact that while beaux are permitted to go in the way they arc bent, belles are expected to go the way they are told. A cotemporary asserts that half the married women wonder who their husbands will marry next, the other more sensibly wonder vhom they will marry next. An exchange is sarcastic. It says "The . man who thought he could do v""'uw" " - o " compelled to give in. His first adver ti?ar.ent wa3 headed 'Sheriffs Sale.' In the depths of a' forest there lived two foxes. One of them said, "let's k V.:ry well, but how shall we begin?" 0, it connot be difficult," said fox a, '-two-legged people fall out, ;. not wo?"'"' . ' S -hey tried all sorts of ways, but it i; ; :;nt be done, because each one ;;iv way. At last no one :Yehf'l two stones. aere I said he, you fay thryr are - .as, and I'Jl say they're ir.ine, and will quarrel, and fight, u; i '".rnth. Now I'll begin; Those stoned are ruine. "Very well, you are welcome to tlem." "Rut we will never quarrel at this rate !" cried the other, jumping up an 1 licking his face. "You old simpletcn didn't yoi know that it takes two to j make a quarrel?" So they gave it up as a bad job, and never tried to play at this silly game again. Wanted His Receipt. In a city not a thousand mile3 from this locality there lives a lawyer, crafty, subtle, and cute as fox. An Indian of the Choctaw tribe, Kiser by - name, owed him some n oney. He had waited long for the tin. Ilis patience at last gave way , and he threatened the Indian with law suits, processes and executions. ' The poor Choctaw ' got scared, and finally brought the money to his creditor. He waited for the lawyer to give him a receipt. "What are you waiting for ?" said the lawyer. "Receipt," said the Indian. "A receipt I" said the lawyer, "a rer.cpipt I" What do you know about the receipt ? Can yo understand a nature of a receipt ? Tell me the use of one, and I will give to you." The Indian looked at him a, moment and then said : "S'pose maybe me die ; me go to heben'; me find the gate locked; me see the Apostle Peter J he says 'Kiser, what do you want V Mo say, 'Want to get in.' He say, 'You gtol man? atfesayYeaHc say1 You pay Mr. A. that money?' What me do? I hab no receipt Hab to hunt all ober hell to find oi." He got his receipt. AND Illost Improved fill PIMP nowCiii ixse I Oil ! Itaislii Water for Domestic Purposes, Or for ISarn or Stock Wells. Every man who has ba4 xporionce In the different ways of raising walcr, knows TllFFE 13 NO WAY OF DOING IT SO CHEAPLY ami that there is no pump so durable, eonron krit, and fr e from- Imparting' unhealthy ele ments' to tho water aa tho Plaiu W00' PUMP manufactured by iiie s.viiEu vunv CO. FISflKIl & HAAS Dr. nUDSO.Y A. ,TI. PHYSICIA & 'SUHGEUH. OFFICE. OverSouther's Store, CorJ Commercial A State Sta., SuLm.'Ogu With Dr. Richardson. Q3 Nov!) CAP fl TA I, S A hO O A SALEM JO. BERNARD, PROPRIETOR. Has jaM'roeeivcd a largodnviieo of WINE- LIQUOR AND C1GRS His brands embrace the choicest varieties. fi.$t Do sure an j GIVE H1H A CALL OPERA SALOON- In Oera Building. ' COURT STItF.KT MS.ILHM, OfiY O II. SMITH, I'KOP. The Ict duality of WINES, LIQUORS & CIGARS ALWAVS ON HAND. MILLIARD TAIILES. Of the latcatanJ most improved Style OPEN ALL NIGHT. EXTRA OFFEfl!. l)I5TRIfIUTIOA THE CHROMO "CUTE" ELE GANTLY FRAMED AND A SHAKE IN THE DISTRIBUTION CF 8730 PREMIUMS AMOUNT ING TO SU,00O. G iven away To To every subscriber to the Popular Whckly, OUR FIRESIDE FRIEND. Chromos aredelirerea 'at once. The distri bution will POSITIVELY take place on the TWENTIETH DAY OF AUUUST, EIGH TEEN IIUNDHED AND SEVENTY THREE. ' ' ' OUU CHROMO "CUTE" is 10x20 Incho in oizo, noknowlodwl to lo tlio finest an-1 hnmlaaouicat picture ever given with any pa per. OUTt FI11ESIDK FRIEND U an eight pa-o illustrated family and story weekly in it third volume, baa now - over ' SEVENTY-FIVE TA0U3AND SUKSCIUBEItP. rapidly incTcwing, which insurer the enoceaa nf present distribution. The Pi blishera of Our Firccide Friend have snt to n. in.i8criber3 this year .OVER SEVENTY THOUaAts copied of the chromo "Cute" and are shipping hundreds every day. SUBSCRIPTION PRICE THREE DOLLARS PER YEAR, which given the Hubfcribers FIFTY-TWO numbers of the best Family Weekly, the chromo "CUTIS'' finely framed, and a numbered CERTIFICATE entitling tho holder to one share in the distribu tion of premiums for 187.J. bUJ'hLKIIJh now with the ajrent or Bond direct to the Publisher. SPECIMEN COPIES, particulars etc., cent free IfirTFfl In every town, at home or illHillllj truvling. Large cash pay and Uf 1 J liberal premiums for getting up WRPtPfl clubs. The best outfit. Send a IIUillUU onco for Term and particular WATERS & CO., Pubs., Chicago. i i I i I. i. When a young gentleman can enjoy an hour's quiet talk with a woman neither young.beautifulxor facinating in any way, there is euro to be something good and gcuuine iuhiui. ' t 1 v'; it " MW1 m w CD H Q O I I 0 I-3 .5- c CD o o 2 s o 3 L. -1 -1 3Sa CD C3 T3 y1 1 1 1 b3m CD "3 o m CD 53 ill hrtd o o Q W f A., j o S3 Co &3 5 L 1 tor h -n to O 0 1 L J O 1 A trr-3 f TV c, r,:, j a US L-J -CO ' J C3 -a H o O td td O m Q o v .THE WILLAMETTE WOOuEN ME'G. CO'S SF1G Ifl AT'; RCDUCEJ) HATKW, iflROUGIl Mar. 8731.7 ' I'OSITLVYI). OKIlftO liiix wouifft. T H 0 M A CR.0 S S THE BITEB. Tl. rVM'l-Cf 'Vi-i,.... ... t . ,l" - iiO;vi;sT c.ihu viuvi: Their ,uri;e nutl tu clcft-l to, 1; ..l OEPJEnAL MEKCIIANDISC CJ o m p risin( IilY CudW Si CLOTHING, BOOTS a SHOES HATS & GAPS ;nw 5.K3I. 4V Croclicrv otiif.u xmtici.k too nt- r.-r t'.ivc :.,it, bat inU-i, I to Ja th,. j vcri h .s.jn.itro thitii; wait A 1 1 fe o v c rvbo (1 v I'roduce l;K n lor ;oN. COME AND SEE r-OU YOUKSELF, I'lllllt fllESC B Oregon. M 73,22 ly. COJUIE KCIAI. ESOTEffi OPERA HOUSE BLOCK, SAIiKM OKICON. MRS-A. J. RIELY PROP njnis hou sk will p.e kept J First class order, and with attentivo l)lin servants J NOCHINESl. COOKS EMPLOYED T itm prepared to furnish good eennuno dations to the traveling public, and will u.-o every endeavor to merit tho patronage of tho public FREE COACH to the Ilouso Regular Hoarding at very low rates: Feb 15,73. ly SUMMER mu THE AGENTS, Tii:v nnnns. (;6od NEWS, TOTiin ii:oim::oi.' IMil.lv COUNTY BUEYMAN BROS. kalum oki:(;on j A .f !!.. f iv, n line anl heloctta stock WIY itul)S OF ALL I)KSCIPTIOXS ;laiii:s choice ikeh. c;oodh lahies 1ancy 000d5 'and laii E's, misses,..: child; MEX.S II M.S. ALSO JKXTS una IJOY5 CLOTIIINJ OF ALL. DESCRirTIONS an-iriilCESto Sl'IT THE TiML. U( LAi'!E an l well AssonTi:i;TocK of CAUrKIS, MATTINGS OILCLOTH, WINDOW I LIN IS nnd CURTAINS, ALSO i;RCKi:iKS, QI'EEVSWAKE ir frt any- t!.ir;,t j 'TLiiniii to lloi-e Furnil mjc jr;ds, ILivin 5" '!v;t our Stuck in San Fr.tnfigco.tud New Y"rk in por.iii w can hold out Superior iodu.-cmct.ts U purchasers. CALL and SEE for ymrclvo. Hrryiiian ISrov. Mar 7a 3m .1 f oitr;fiS!i PAIN f , GL.AS WE ATHERF OHD & CO 1) IU?;2ISTS. salkm oiu:t;o. Importers and Dealers in FOREIGN and UOMGSTIC DRUGS, Druggists Sundries Patent Medicines, Paint, Oils, Glass, Dyes tc, C. Medicines Compounded 'and Prescriptions filled. Puro Wiac? and Liquors for Medicinal pur. poses. Orders Attended to wifh accuracy and prompt 11089. ' ays: iina;i:i ous & co. COMMERCIAL STEET, SALEM.OREGON 1 FBI IIIIMII IIEE Itlffil APPLY TO TIIS OLD PIKENIX OF HART FORD because First, It lias complied mlly with the Oregon ttate Law Second. It contract in Oregon nro lmclifl, under a r:-iriur;ince contract, by its own and tho united aHtta of tl o Jlouse In3. Co. of New York and tho North JJrifi A aud ilcrcaritilo Ins. Company of London, ntfreat:Dgf 22,5pt,0S7 i7 offering the Lest security of uny i'iro lueuranco Company or Afyociation in tijej world. Third, It fun carry larire ric!:s, as its poli cies are re-insured by the above mentioned. Coiuiaric9f so that the PilfKNIX alono can carry the eame line that all thrca companies would tako sepcratcly. Fourth, It requires hut ore set of proofs in case of logs ; thus giving the security of three Companies without the trouble of dealing with aeperato Corporations. On these solid merits, viz; Capacity to carry the larjrent sks, Tho aiQplet-t )n-iAa security, Tho simplest a ijuttinont in caxo of lops, and The prompt and equitable payment of all ju?t claims. The i'hanix Iiiuranre Company solicits your patronage. C. A. C2K-;KI9 Acnf, SALEM, cKEO ON. Fob 15:73 1y X. CJLBKUT. ,C. I'ZAFOVAtilS ' A. X. GZIjGirAlV & CO. Dealers in Ilf)OTS nd SIIt)i:, now ffer to th public XEW GOODS at NEW PRICES. TIFIi: STUCK C'JSSISTS OF A full line of LADIES' MISSES' and CHILDREN'S BOY'S and YOUTHS WEAR All M-'crU: 1 with rctt'caw.' from the Vet Sat; Fratififo and Eastern Mjuftures and with due rctlvrttice tv the Orog'u .Trde. TI7E ALSO KEEP ON HAND A FULL 1 1 stptlv'f Lr.ftr..t cmpriiiig the t-ett Frr,ith It. whh-h wc oifer to the trade a We manufacture HOOT arid SHOES o ort-r. of all St It-s .llati-rial and WorkniaUl.ip unsu rpa?.tI. pent f r the Celebrated Sjnoer StxO VU'IUV'K, i f w!i"i -.1 in 'PC WOM Kill! in ls72. than aiy (!Lcr mactir.c tuaniifaet urtd. Sdd at San Francisco prices withent frt-il.t. and t.n wnthly iri.'tal.iuentM to nudo pariiiePt ta.sy. Every machine warranted for five years Couitucrcial street, .altm. Orrtrou' Mar.S, ly REAL ESTATE. J. M. PA TTKT! "H Notary Public Real Esi.Uo Erokcr IE11 ESTATE MM. 33a k'i? o3Iei:lios55. AGENTS F UIOFSEEUOHAFICE CD. of SanlFraneiseo ; ind MUTUAL LIFE !!ISUi?AC CO? o( New V otk. OPERA HOailE BLOCK sai.i:m OKEGOX. OUR RULES : Wc bay or scli only on commiision charging a per rentage for the amount which the prop erty is sold or traded, for our services, du when tho contract of sale or trade is made We will introduce purchasers to the owners of the property, and leave them free to make tho Wst bargan they can, without any interference on our iart We pay nil advertising expenses, depending on our commission, when a sale or trade is made We show all property, whero within reach, or givo letters of introduction to reliable parties living near who will show it All letters of inquiry promptly and fully an swered We have many applications I'romjgood, prompt paying tnon.who will pay 12 percent for money, and give fmt class personal or real estate securi ty.au d pay all the expenses attending making out iho papers, e. Parties having money o loan will do well to apply to us before placing it olso where AVe charge the lenders nothing for our services ; the borrowers pay us Entire Satisfac tion givon regarding the securities. Attention is called to description of property or salo i n tho Weekly1 Statksuan-. Febl5'7l? JS TV JR.- JI3 VT ER Y FA JILY CHOCEItlKS, jCrackcr 3Tnmifacur Com, Stxcm Creou.