SAL KM ADVERTISEMENTS'
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SALKJI ADVERTISE?! K:T-S
iaLlas. satukdav auo. :iu
WOOD PUMPS!
1873,
1873,
ILL!
THE REST
S ALT 1M AD V ERTTS E M IS NTS.
FACTS AND FANCIES.
A press gang printers' devils.
Growing--Itailroad monopolies.
A sour parent Mother in Vinegar,
Irredeemable bonds Vagabonds.
The blacksmith's game Old sledge.
The original water worts Eve's eye.
A standing nuisanr.0 Corner loafers.
Light emplovDjtont
castles- i;
Building air-
How to kee p square wjth the world
Don't be Voraud too mnch.
Thp. gr latest bet that was ever made
Tne Alphabet.
Ttje most stupid "gal" in Eurcp
"Why is a young lady like a hinge
"because she is something to a dore
Perpendicular drinking Whiskey
straight,
A young man's friends object to his
beioe loose, but somehow they have
an equal objection to his being tight.
What is home without a craddle?
Well, as a general thing,, without a
baby.
A school boy definei flea: 'Flea,
flow, fled when you put your hand
on it.
A" calf with a foot shaped like a
human hand is one of the sensations
in Texas. Calves with two hands are
common in the north.
It is a curious fact that while beaux
are permitted to go in the way they
arc bent, belles are expected to go the
way they are told.
A cotemporary asserts that half the
married women wonder who their
husbands will marry next, the other
more sensibly wonder vhom they will
marry next.
An exchange is sarcastic. It says
"The . man who thought he could do
v""'uw" " - o "
compelled to give in. His first adver
ti?ar.ent wa3 headed 'Sheriffs Sale.'
In the depths of a' forest there lived
two foxes. One of them said, "let's
k V.:ry well, but how shall we begin?"
0, it connot be difficult," said fox
a, '-two-legged people fall out,
;. not wo?"'"' . '
S -hey tried all sorts of ways, but it
i; ; :;nt be done, because each one
;;iv way. At last no one
:Yehf'l two stones.
aere I said he, you fay thryr are
- .as, and I'Jl say they're ir.ine, and
will quarrel, and fight, u; i '".rnth.
Now I'll begin; Those stoned are
ruine.
"Very well, you are welcome to
tlem."
"Rut we will never quarrel at this
rate !" cried the other, jumping up an 1
licking his face. "You old simpletcn
didn't yoi know that it takes two to j
make a quarrel?"
So they gave it up as a bad job, and
never tried to play at this silly game
again.
Wanted His Receipt. In a city
not a thousand mile3 from this locality
there lives a lawyer, crafty, subtle, and
cute as fox. An Indian of the Choctaw
tribe, Kiser by - name, owed him some
n oney. He had waited long for the
tin. Ilis patience at last gave way ,
and he threatened the Indian with law
suits, processes and executions. ' The
poor Choctaw ' got scared, and finally
brought the money to his creditor.
He waited for the lawyer to give him a
receipt.
"What are you waiting for ?" said
the lawyer.
"Receipt," said the Indian.
"A receipt I" said the lawyer, "a
rer.cpipt I" What do you know about
the receipt ? Can yo understand a
nature of a receipt ? Tell me the use
of one, and I will give to you."
The Indian looked at him a, moment
and then said :
"S'pose maybe me die ; me go to
heben'; me find the gate locked; me
see the Apostle Peter J he says 'Kiser,
what do you want V Mo say, 'Want to
get in.' He say, 'You gtol man?
atfesayYeaHc say1 You pay Mr. A. that
money?' What me do? I hab no
receipt Hab to hunt all ober hell to
find oi."
He got his receipt.
AND
Illost Improved
fill PIMP
nowCiii ixse
I
Oil !
Itaislii Water for
Domestic Purposes,
Or for ISarn or Stock
Wells.
Every man who has ba4 xporionce In the
different ways of raising walcr, knows TllFFE
13 NO WAY OF DOING IT SO CHEAPLY
ami that there is no pump so durable, eonron
krit, and fr e from- Imparting' unhealthy ele
ments' to tho water aa tho Plaiu W00'
PUMP manufactured by
iiie s.viiEu vunv CO.
FISflKIl & HAAS
Dr. nUDSO.Y A. ,TI.
PHYSICIA & 'SUHGEUH.
OFFICE. OverSouther's Store,
CorJ Commercial A State Sta., SuLm.'Ogu
With Dr. Richardson.
Q3 Nov!)
CAP fl TA I, S A hO O A
SALEM
JO. BERNARD, PROPRIETOR.
Has jaM'roeeivcd a largodnviieo of
WINE- LIQUOR AND C1GRS
His brands embrace the choicest varieties.
fi.$t Do sure an j
GIVE H1H A CALL
OPERA SALOON-
In Oera Building. '
COURT STItF.KT MS.ILHM, OfiY
O II. SMITH, I'KOP.
The Ict duality of
WINES, LIQUORS & CIGARS
ALWAVS ON HAND.
MILLIARD TAIILES.
Of the latcatanJ most improved Style
OPEN ALL NIGHT.
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.THE
WILLAMETTE WOOuEN ME'G. CO'S
SF1G Ifl
AT'; RCDUCEJ) HATKW,
iflROUGIl
Mar. 8731.7 ' I'OSITLVYI). OKIlftO
liiix wouifft.
T H 0 M A CR.0 S S THE BITEB.
Tl. rVM'l-Cf 'Vi-i,.... ... t .
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iiO;vi;sT c.ihu viuvi:
Their ,uri;e nutl tu clcft-l to, 1; ..l
OEPJEnAL MEKCIIANDISC
CJ o m p risin(
IilY CudW Si CLOTHING,
BOOTS a SHOES
HATS & GAPS
;nw 5.K3I. 4V Croclicrv
otiif.u xmtici.k too nt-
r.-r t'.ivc :.,it, bat inU-i, I to Ja th,. j
vcri h
.s.jn.itro thitii; wait
A 1 1 fe o v c rvbo (1 v
I'roduce l;K n lor ;oN.
COME AND SEE r-OU YOUKSELF,
I'lllllt fllESC B
Oregon.
M 73,22 ly.
COJUIE KCIAI. ESOTEffi
OPERA HOUSE BLOCK,
SAIiKM OKICON.
MRS-A. J. RIELY PROP
njnis hou sk will p.e kept
J First class order, and with attentivo
l)lin servants
J NOCHINESl. COOKS EMPLOYED
T itm prepared to furnish good eennuno
dations to the traveling public, and will u.-o
every endeavor to merit tho patronage of tho
public FREE COACH to the Ilouso Regular
Hoarding at very low rates:
Feb 15,73. ly
SUMMER mu
THE AGENTS,
Tii:v nnnns.
(;6od NEWS,
TOTiin ii:oim::oi.'
IMil.lv COUNTY
BUEYMAN BROS.
kalum oki:(;on
j A .f !!.. f iv, n line anl heloctta stock
WIY itul)S OF ALL I)KSCIPTIOXS
;laiii:s choice ikeh. c;oodh
lahies 1ancy 000d5 'and
laii E's, misses,..: child;
MEX.S II M.S.
ALSO
JKXTS una IJOY5 CLOTIIINJ OF ALL.
DESCRirTIONS an-iriilCESto Sl'IT
THE TiML. U( LAi'!E an l well
AssonTi:i;TocK of
CAUrKIS,
MATTINGS
OILCLOTH,
WINDOW I LIN IS nnd CURTAINS,
ALSO
i;RCKi:iKS, QI'EEVSWAKE ir frt any-
t!.ir;,t j 'TLiiniii to lloi-e Furnil mjc jr;ds,
ILivin 5" '!v;t our Stuck in San Fr.tnfigco.tud
New Y"rk in por.iii w can hold out Superior
iodu.-cmct.ts U purchasers.
CALL and SEE for ymrclvo.
Hrryiiian ISrov.
Mar 7a 3m
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PAIN f ,
GL.AS
WE ATHERF OHD & CO
1) IU?;2ISTS.
salkm oiu:t;o.
Importers and Dealers in FOREIGN and
UOMGSTIC DRUGS, Druggists Sundries
Patent Medicines, Paint, Oils, Glass, Dyes
tc, C.
Medicines Compounded 'and Prescriptions
filled.
Puro Wiac? and Liquors for Medicinal pur.
poses.
Orders Attended to wifh accuracy and prompt
11089. '
ays: iina;i:i ous & co.
COMMERCIAL STEET,
SALEM.OREGON
1
FBI IIIIMII IIEE Itlffil
APPLY TO TIIS OLD
PIKENIX OF HART
FORD because
First, It lias complied mlly with the Oregon
ttate Law
Second. It contract in Oregon nro lmclifl,
under a r:-iriur;ince contract, by its own and
tho united aHtta of tl o Jlouse In3. Co. of New
York and tho North JJrifi A aud ilcrcaritilo Ins.
Company of London, ntfreat:Dgf 22,5pt,0S7 i7
offering the Lest security of uny i'iro lueuranco
Company or Afyociation in tijej world.
Third, It fun carry larire ric!:s, as its poli
cies are re-insured by the above mentioned.
Coiuiaric9f so that the PilfKNIX alono can
carry the eame line that all thrca companies
would tako sepcratcly.
Fourth, It requires hut ore set of proofs
in case of logs ; thus giving the security of
three Companies without the trouble of dealing
with aeperato Corporations.
On these solid merits, viz;
Capacity to carry the larjrent sks,
Tho aiQplet-t )n-iAa security,
Tho simplest a ijuttinont in caxo of lops, and
The prompt and equitable payment of all ju?t
claims.
The i'hanix Iiiuranre Company solicits
your patronage.
C. A. C2K-;KI9 Acnf,
SALEM, cKEO ON.
Fob 15:73 1y
X. CJLBKUT.
,C. I'ZAFOVAtilS
' A. X. GZIjGirAlV & CO.
Dealers in Ilf)OTS nd SIIt)i:, now
ffer to th public XEW GOODS at NEW
PRICES.
TIFIi: STUCK C'JSSISTS OF A
full line of
LADIES'
MISSES' and
CHILDREN'S
BOY'S and
YOUTHS WEAR
All M-'crU: 1 with rctt'caw.' from the Vet Sat;
Fratififo and Eastern Mjuftures and with
due rctlvrttice tv the Orog'u .Trde.
TI7E ALSO KEEP ON HAND A FULL
1 1 stptlv'f Lr.ftr..t cmpriiiig the t-ett
Frr,ith It. whh-h wc oifer to the trade a
We manufacture HOOT arid SHOES
o ort-r. of all St It-s .llati-rial and
WorkniaUl.ip unsu rpa?.tI.
pent f r the Celebrated Sjnoer StxO
VU'IUV'K, i f w!i"i -.1 in 'PC WOM Kill!
in ls72. than aiy (!Lcr mactir.c tuaniifaet
urtd. Sdd at San Francisco prices withent
frt-il.t. and t.n wnthly iri.'tal.iuentM to nudo
pariiiePt ta.sy. Every machine warranted for
five years
Couitucrcial street, .altm. Orrtrou'
Mar.S, ly
REAL ESTATE.
J. M. PA TTKT! "H
Notary Public
Real Esi.Uo Erokcr
IE11 ESTATE MM.
33a k'i? o3Iei:lios55.
AGENTS F
UIOFSEEUOHAFICE CD.
of SanlFraneiseo ; ind
MUTUAL LIFE !!ISUi?AC CO?
o( New V otk.
OPERA HOailE BLOCK
sai.i:m OKEGOX.
OUR RULES :
Wc bay or scli only on commiision charging
a per rentage for the amount which the prop
erty is sold or traded, for our services, du
when tho contract of sale or trade is made
We will introduce purchasers to the owners of
the property, and leave them free to make tho
Wst bargan they can, without any interference
on our iart
We pay nil advertising expenses, depending
on our commission, when a sale or trade is
made
We show all property, whero within reach, or
givo letters of introduction to reliable parties
living near who will show it
All letters of inquiry promptly and fully an
swered We have many applications I'romjgood, prompt
paying tnon.who will pay 12 percent for money,
and give fmt class personal or real estate securi
ty.au d pay all the expenses attending making out
iho papers, e. Parties having money o loan
will do well to apply to us before placing it olso
where AVe charge the lenders nothing for our
services ; the borrowers pay us Entire Satisfac
tion givon regarding the securities.
Attention is called to description of property
or salo i n tho Weekly1 Statksuan-.
Febl5'7l?
JS TV JR.- JI3 VT ER Y
FA JILY CHOCEItlKS,
jCrackcr 3Tnmifacur
Com, Stxcm Creou.