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ffh Oregon gltyubticit n. DALLAS, SATURDAY, DEC. 1G. THE BALLAD OF IIOSS 11ILL.1U. It iru four pirates of Gotham City, They went a sailing out to boa In along, low, black, brass-m on n ted schooner, Which carried the name of Tatnmanee. There was Rueful Richard and Cunning Petor, And Joky, Oaky and Boss Billee. Now, when they had been some years a sailing, It blowed a regular jamboree ; And orerboard full Rueful Richard, A leaving his debts to bis deputco. " Push him under," says Joky Oaky, It takes all our craft to carry three." Now, when they had sailed a little farther, Theri came a big ship up on their Ice, And the skipper hollered through his trumpet, Whoerer the devil you may be ?" Then Joky Oaky snapped his ringers ; " What will you do about it ?" says he. The skipper he called to Charles O'Conor, "Just hand that big chap up to mo." So Charles be reached down into the schooner And jerked Boss Bill out suddenlee. And the last that was seen of Master William, The skipper had him over his knee. When Joky Oaky saw this happen, He fell a weeping bitterlee ; " Ah, were I again an honest peddler Of second-hand puns and poetroe ! Alas, there isn't in all Joe Miller A joke for this catastrophee." To Joky Oaky said cunning Peter " With your expressions you are too freo." Said Joky Oaky to Cunning Peter " I guess you don't realize, Peter B., That we have lost in William's pocket?. The grog and the grub for all we three." "And what is to hinder Charles O'Conor, Whenever the skipper shall agree, From reaching again down over tbe gunnel, And catching hold of my greeu coatee, To lock me up in a County Court House, Or uninhabited Armoree ?" " Do as I tell you," said Cunning Peter, " We are both in one boat, you , Let us surrender to Richard O'Uorwan And tell him to smite us tenderleo. Better be smote by Richard O'Gornian, Than swing at O'Conur'a main cross-tree !' Weather Eecord for November, 1871. Kept by T. Pearce, Eola, Oregon. North Lat. 44 57," West Long. 12S 5" Nov. 1. mean temp. 47, rain 0 OS in. wind S. 2, 48, rain 005 in. wind S. 3, ,, 43, rain 0-54 in. wind S. M 4, 38, fog all day. wiud S. 5, 34, cldy, fog and frost. J. (5, 33 clear, wiud X. froat. 7, 38, clear, wind N. frost. 8, 44, cloudy, wind X. 9, 45 cloudy, wind X. aurora ., 10, 43, rain 0 12 in. wiud X. 11, . 42, rain 0-03 in, wind S. 12, 39, rain 0 43 strrg S. wind 13, 46, rain 0-90. in. wiud S. 14, 49, rain 0 75 in. wind S. 15, 45, rain 0 02 in. wind S. t, 16, 45, e'ear. wiud S. frost. 17, t. 34, rain 0 14 wind S. frt. IS, , 42, rain 0 03 in. wind S. 19, 44, rain 0 02 in. wind S. ,. 20, 40, rain 0 02 ia. wind S. 21, . 49, cloudy, witd S. 22, 55, cloudy, wind S.W. 23, 49, rain 0 16 in. wmd S. 24, 45, rain 0 50 in. wind S. f. 25, 43, rain 0-5S in. wind S. 25, H 30, rain 0 22 in. X. snow. 27, w 32, rain 015 in. S. snow. 28, 10 34, cloudy, wind X. r 23, 28, X. fog all day frost 30, 33, cloudy wind X. Rain in inches for the month of Xov. 1S71, 487 in. Clear 3 days. Cloudy, 7. Mean temperature ior month 41 Highest 55, on the 22d. Lowest 28, on the 29 th. The aristocrats and a great portion of the middle class of England enter tain a deadly hostility toward llcpubli can institutions. This was shown at the time of the rebellion by the aid and encouragement extended by the Eng lish to those who were endeavoring to overthrow our Government ; and it U dow being manifested in intrigues for the restoration of Napoleon Verliuel and the Empire in France. The Ex Emperor has recently been visiting various members of the English aristo cracy, who have used their utmost in fluence to create popular democstra tions in his honor in the towns through which he was to pass, while the coun try papers, which are generally con trolled by the squires and noblemen in their respective neighborhoods, have been teeming with extravagant puffs of his abilities. By showering such atten tions upon the great usurper in Eng land, it ie hoped that the French na tion will be conciliated in bis favor j and already the Napoleonists in Paris point to the manner in which their master is received in England as an evidence that in the eyes of the world Sedan is ignored, and the Ex-Emperor regarded as a man of profound wisdom and unselfish patriotism. In the fame spirit, the London Times urges upon the Americau people the wisdom of re-nominating President Grant at the expiration of his term of office. The fact is that a thriving Republic on either side of the Atlantic ia a Ktaiiding menace to the permanency of the Bri tish monarchy, and whatever measures may appear the most likely to imperil the success of Republicanism in any country will receive the warmest sup port of the English aristocracy and its organs. The Mammoth Cavo is offered for sale for 0500,000, and a number of capitalists in Louisville, Ky., arc talk ing of forming a company and buving it, and putting up a new and splendid hotel on the premises in place of the present rickety old frame, and improv ing the property. Elevated building Ca-itles m tho air. Fads auc! Fancies. Ruff work Making lace collars. How to got a long well Dig it deep. Labor in vein Working in a coal mine. Autumn hues Cutting wood for winter. - Half and half measures Pewter pots. Saturn is the celestial " Ross" of the ring. Fee simple Money given to a quack doctor. Protested bills Posters on forbidden walls. Railroad sleepers The night patrons of palace cars. What nation produces the most mar riages ? Fascination. Hint to mothers Treat your baby kindly but not cordial-ly. People do not dia often in healthy Scotch villages Only once. It is very strange that neat spirits should lead anyone iuto untidy habits. A noted batchelor has fallen into the meshes of a net It is a brunette. Evergreens Merchants who expect to make money without auvertising. Is a duellist a paradox because his first consideration is for his second ? Does a cow's tail resemble a swan's breast '! Yes ; for they In th grow down. It is a noteworthy fact th-U upon kicking the bucket most people get a little pale. Very naturally the National Police convention in ot. .Louis arrested gen eral attention. In too many lamentable instance the last scene of all this strange, eventfu! history is kero-sene. " Ace High" is the latest sensational drama, and all young ladies kuow how effective a sigh sometimes is. A vile wretch says he don't mind the nakedness the trees are putting on, but he notices the corn is shocked. A good drain on a farm Heavy mortgage at 10 per cent, will drain itas rapidly as anything we know of. What part of the proscenium of a theatre is like the wreath of a conquer er ? Why the green baize, of course. Mummies do not look as though they were in a hurry, yet it is ccrfun that at first they must have been pressed for time. There's a clear sky for future ' p'ebs at West Point, and callow cadets at Annapolis; they will bo no longer under a " haze." Alexis' pa is anxious about Alexis, and has telegraphed to New York to ask if he has made e'er a departure from Madeira. There may be (rare) occasions when it is proper to use slang ; for instance, "going" is " from the word go.' " All the fires in all the cooking stoves in the country aro as nothing compared with the fire now raging in tho Califor nia Coast range. Mr. Seward's refusal of the king of Siam's present was a polite intimation that he was abroad merely to sec the elephant, not fco-aeeept one. The people of Milieu's Corner, Ky., are agitated over the selection of a suc cessor to the postmaster, who, to the day of his death, used non-explosive kerosene. A gentleman of Herts has a favorite pig, which he has called Maude. His explanation is that he did so because she was continually " coming into the garden." The North-western forest fires have destroyed immense numbers of valuable fur-bearers. It would have been better for these fur bearing animals if they had been further. It is an absurd association, but while they have patent and powerful beef condensers in Texas, the London Illus trated Neivs has a Bullock press. Ex tremes meet. A little girl was told to spell fer ment, and gives its meaning, with a sentence in which it was used. The following was literally her answer: " Ferment, & verb, signifying to work. I love to ferment in the garden." Among the American song birds now testing their throats at Florence, with a view to opera in his country are the Misses Crane, of Boston, Stairbird, of Portland, and Hemic, of Cincinnati. A Fizzing Joke What is the differ ence between a Champagne supper at Cambridge and the Autumn Maneu vers? One is a Cam Champagne party, the other a sham campaign party. A man, more aged than sedate, sold some New Yorkers the other day by saying that he would give a thou sand dollars for the privilege of hearing a certain opera, and when he was offered tickets without number, he ex plained that he was stone deaf. A New Jersey paper chronicles that "apple trees arc blooming; at Bordcn town." If those blooms come to be early apples, say about Christmas timo, Bordentown will be a town worth boardin' in. Also, if there arc many boys about, tho orchards will need i boardiu' in. I3r..F. I. P. van Hen Itcrgli, From Prussia, the Great Worm Exterminator J Office Chemeltcta Hotel, Salem, Oregon Kootus 9 & 22. Late of San Francisco, Cal. would inform tho sick generally, that about forty years' ex tensive practice of medicine and surgery in Europe and the United States of which twonty ono have been in CaUfornia,haj by close observa tion and great experiment!, come to the con clusion" that thero are more acute and chronic diseased caused by worms, haydadids, aminulcuho or other species of entrozoa. Tho public gcnarally, or the profession at largo, are not aware 01 ine number of patients who are treated by eminent physicians for this, that, or 6uch a complaint without auy relief. If the disease has boon understood, a few doses of Dr. V's Snmreiyn Worm Jieirmthf would have immediately cured tho complaint, and have saved a great many lives. Dr. V.has collected a large variety of California roots and herb?, which, by analyzing, close observation and ex tensive experiments, he can conscientiously sav that he h.-is discovered new remedies for suc cessful cure tor tho following diseases : J?-t"lyspepsin, Chronic affections of the Liver and Kidneys, first and second Mages of Consumption, White Swelling, Palsy, Sperma torrhoea or local weakness, Nervous Debility, Epileptic Fits, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Diarr hoea, Incontinence of Urine, (1 ravel, Flour At bus, Diabetes, Dropsy, and all those diseases which aro known under the name of Venereal, such an Syphilis, in all its forms, Gonorrhoea, (ileet, Strictures, False Passages, Inll immation of the liladder and Prostrate (J lands. Excoria tions, Pustules, Piles, Pimples, liSotchcs.and all Cutaneous Eruption of the skin. Cancers Tu mors cured with or without operation. In re cent Venereal Diseases, the Dr. effects a Cure in ,1 to f days or no charge. For the Eye, Ear and Throat, Dr. V. possess es new and invaluable remedies. Dr. V. would advise those ladies troubled with irregularities of tho Uterus to try his new remedies and get curd. Dr. van Dtn IJerghV InfuHiab'e Worm Syrup fur cbitdreti. Price, $1 Warranted to expel tho worms, or the money refunded. Dr. J. P. P. van Den Perth's Hair Tonic a me euro to destroy all ani:n:ileuhe of the Hair Foliieks, prevent falling out, un l pro moting tho Growth of the lluir. Price $1 50, Warranted. ' By consulting and undergoing a simplo examination, the utili.-ted tun learn it their iij asj is caused by Worms or not ; at all events Dr. ven Den Keruh can tell them from what disersn they ar sutlering. Consultations and esa'uiaations F2EE of charges in all easts. Dr. van Den Dergh guarantees, tn all eases, to expd the wrm, and Cure all diseases he undertakes, or no charge. Card from Judge I-'rle r, of Polk County. Dn. .J. P. P. vas. Dai U -rcii "r Sir: I take pleasure in thanking you publicly for the restoration of my health after nineteen years of gr-at uflVring mentally and bodily. I doctored a great deal; was afflicted with al most tvtry imaginable pain, and despaired of seeing a well day again. When I cum to see yon at Salem, you sid you would remove the cause of nintteen y ear' suffering in five hours. I could hardly 1 1 lieve it, but a.Mt-r ink'tt g the five taste!". powder you gir rue, about 'J On worm passed from inland now, fourteen days afterwards, I frvl like another man. and am able to follow my business without pain or in couvcnier.ee. A. H. FKIEft. F.cthel, Polk Co. Oct. Kth. 1S71. l.r.OO Uorms Impelled. At?or7 year of suffering, pain and debility, and detoring for many coiopiaint, now prov ed that I did wt bave,aud taking different kinds of medicine from toany eminent physicians, I gave up in despair, think ingMt was no u t drt;eh tny poor stomach any longer, and that I nn.i-t waste and waste hw.ij until there wm nothing lett of poor me. Put bearing of the antonisbing cures of Dr. J. P. P. van Den I'ergh has performed in so short a tim, effect ing cures in a few hour, and my friends ad vising me to make one more effort, I consulted Dr. van Den Hcrgh, and he told me iuy inwer ics were caused by worms and ho wuld expel them in about five, hours. After taking five small powders, 1,500 worms passed away from me, and I am happy to say I am better than I have been for a good while. P. U. EVES. Subscribed and sworn to before mo thi. ISth day of September, 1 87 1 . J. J. Mt'UPHY, J. P. ItKMARKAHI.F.f Eight Hundred Worms Expelled I think it a public benefit to make tho fol lowing statement, that I have been nfilu ted for two yenrs with constant pains in the stomach, and in fact, pnirn U over my body ; no ap petite, and let uie eat what I would it always put me in distress. N'o medieinn would re leave me and I grew worse and .worse until now I am a mere skeleton. Nobody could tell me wbat was the matter with me, until I con sulted Dr. J. P. P, Van Den Ucrgh. in Seleiu. Oregon, nnd ho t-dd me I w.n afiiicted with worms, nnd they were the cause of all my misery and pains. I took the Doctor's medi cine, at d he expelled rDU worm from me. They aro like Leaches, with long tails, and measure from one to one and one half inches in length. I only took six little powders, nnd they brought the worms in four hours tims. All thojio afflicted wishing to see m can find meat Sam ItenUt's stable, Salem Oregon. V. CRAIG. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 7th day of Sept. 1 87 1. J. J, Ml, PHY. J. P, Said worms can be seen at Dr. J. P. P. Van Den Uergh's office, Cbemeketa Hotel, Salem. A CAHI. Dr. J. P. P. Va x Dn I3Knc.n W Sir : I deem it my duty to make the following state ment : For the last three years I have been fullering with constant gnawing pain and a quivering sensation, in my-Momaeh. also pain in my chest and heart, my food would not di gest and I was so nervous that with difficulty I could follow my occupation, which has been here in Salem for the past ten years, as a prac tical dentist. In fact from the constant pain and misery I had wasted away to a mere skel eton. I had been doctoring a great deal with out nny benefit, nnd believing thero wa no help for mo but to linger on until death would relieve all my suffering. Some of my friends thought I had worms and had better see Dr. Van Den Dergh. He told mo a onco that worms were the cause of all my trouble!?, no he gave me 5 small and tasteless powders and in 4 hours about 700 worms, Irom nno inch to one nnd one half inches long, cnameawny from me that day, and tho following night some more came, ami now I am happy to say I feel like another man again, and am gaining strength from day to day. H. SMITH, M. J& Salem, Oregon, Sept. 23d, 1871. Another Croat Slaughter I Wfo think it our duty to mako the follrwing statement in hopes it may do some good to sick children : Our child had been sick for some time. Thinking all the timo our little one was troubled with worms we tried many doctors and a great many remedies without nny relief Some neighbors told us we should go and try Dr. Van Den IJorgh, the worm doctor in Salem, We did so and he gave us one botttle of his eelebratcd Worm Syrup, and after giving the medicine, to our groat astonishment about 800 worms passed away from our dear child, aad now, thank heaven he is well again. rt L D- DRIZZLE. IMf U j I O N MUTUAL LIFE INSMMOE COMPANY. MAINE, ORGANIZED 1818. CHARTER PERPETUAL. Directors' Office, No, 20 Court Street, BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS. HENItY CROCKET I Trcsidcnt. DANIEL SHARP '. Vice President WHITING II. HOLLISTER Secretary. i Thla is among the Oldest of New Eng land Companies, And the Lowest Coin Company Extant. PURELY MUTUAL. Dividend I c c I a r c tl A n ii ii ally. OH THE CONTRIBUTION PLAN, AND Al'I'LIEI AKTEB THE SECOSU PAYMENT. A Loan or i percent, when I)eired. POLICIES ARE NOT FORFEITED in the Union Mutual Life Insurance Company by failure to pay the Premium when due, but are eontinoediu force by the NON FOlll ElTl'RE LAW f the State of Massachusetts. Kxauplca fcliowing the Working of the Law. plan, onntSARY ure. For Example: A party insuring at the age of thirty-five premiums all cah. One Annual Premium will continue policy in force- years and 3 days. Two Annual Premiums wilt continue poiicj in force I years and 12 days. Three Annual Premiums will continue policy in f .ree 6 years and 27 days. Four Annual Premiums will conlinne policy in f.ree S vears and 46 days. Five Annual Premium will continue policy in force 10 years and 56 days. t.s which 10 rr.n cext. sot is has bkks civrs. Two Annual Premium will contiuue policy in f..re 2 years nd 21 days. Three Annual Premiums will continue policy in force 4 year and 2:5 days. Five Annu il Premiums wiil eontinue policy in f.ree 7 years and 20S days. Et MPl.: Premium all Cah PUnTei Pay ment Life. One Annual Premium will con tinue poliey in force, ( Tcrui Policy. ab..ut three years. Eiamplk: Premium 40 per cent. ote 1 Ian. Ten PaymentLifc. One Annual Premium will continue policy in force as a Term Policy, about 2 years and 100 days. Endowment Policies. Example: Premium all Ca!i prc, 3; Plan, Ordinary Endowment, parable at the a'o of M. One Annual Premium will con tinue poliey in foree as a Term Policy, nearly year", or 4 years and 325 diys. Ex writ?: Premium alt Caih Afro. 35; PUn. Ten Yenr Endowment, payable at the of li ; One Annual Premium will eon tinue policy in force a a Term Policy, 7 year. Xote on Endowment Policies, ExAMPi.n: Premium -ift per cent. Note Age. 35; Plan. Ordinary Endowment, payable at the ajre of 50. One Annual Premium will continue policy in force as a Term Policy about 3 years. Kvaui'I k : premium 40 per cent. Note Aire, 35 ; Plan, Ten-Year Endowment, payable at the age of 45. One Annual Premium will continue policy in force as a Term Policy about 5 year. Hates, Assets to Liabilities. lSf.o. 167. JoS. 12197 12101 12157 127 00 Ijtkrkst RctKiFT.1 for 1S69 240,670 14 LosftH Paid is 1M9 201,190 0u Imtbukmt Received t Excess or Losses Paid 39,4S0 U Amiits rmm Datb Otkk OOO.OO 00 Los Paid to DAT 1,679,433 00 DmnKUDA Paid iCah to Date.. .851,318 55 IssrjRAscK on 14,000 Policies r FoncB oyer 30,000,000 00 This Company is not restricted to investing its funds in the New Kngland States. From the Report of the Auditing Committee, we find that $J,fiOO,000 ia now loaned upon estates in the City of Chicago aud near thereto, where rateg of interest are nearly or quite equal to those of the Pacific Coast. There m nothing desirable in Life In surant which cannot be secured lya Policy in the MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY. PACIFIC BRANCH OFFICE, S. W. Cor. Cal. and Kearney Streets, SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. H JOHNSON & C 0., General Managers, PaciQo Coast. 13. M O Xfc H IS, CISNRKAf, AGI2NT, OREGON A WASHINGTON TERRITORY, Portland. Hell Has no Fur v like Woman Scorned ! And why not, when tho DIXIE STORE ia selling Fine Liverpool Salt at per cwt. $2 20 Coarse ditto at ..1 80 Carmen Island at 2 'J Rock, Fine at -.. 1 75 Ditto, Coarse at 1 43 Coal Oil per gallon 72 Coffee, Best at per pound 22J Ditto Inferior Brands at lf.3 to 18 Sugars from 8i to 15 And everything else proportionately Cheap. - 36-tf G.'B. DEALER IN Groceries, PROVISIONS, Cigar anil Tobacco, WOOD AND WILL0V V ARE &c. DALLAS, OKEUOX. DALLAS LIVERY. FEED & SALE Cor. Main and Court Streets, Thos. G. Richmond, Proprietor. H AVINO PURCHASED THE ABOVE Stand of Mr. A. II. Whitley, we have re fitted and re-Ktocked it in such a manner as will satisfactorily meet every want of the com munity. Busies, ln;rlc or double. Hacks, Con cord IVapms, et., etc.. Furnished at all hours day or niht, on idiort notice. Superior Saddle Horses, let by the Day or Week. TERMS, REASONABLE. 4 T. O. RICHMOND 3 AA r The originator of this wonderful medicine claim.' to httve discovered aril romlinni in harimmiy more 'f Xdtnrr' moot nrer' rttl jrrvjertir than was etr before combined in vne luedieine. The evidence f this lact is fnund in the variety of iu'.t oltiuute. diea.'cs hi -h it has hevu fmud to conquer. In the cure of I'tuHrhiti, Ski yv ( 'im-jh, and the curly fUJges of Vnunuuijiii'tH, it Lao a-itoitinhed the tu?lieul faculty, aud hundred of the best p'oy Meians prunounco it th yr ttrt d ivtl ll :very of the 'jr. While il euieai the teverel CuuU, it tretitheiit the eystzui and putitle the hl'i.d. By it 'jrntt and t h ..). purify hi'j fri-jftrr(itn it .- 5 nit Humor tn m the wrst ertult to a OousJU'in lltotch J'imjtfe t,r L'ruj.tion. Mercurial Di.-eaes. Mineral putsyii?;. j pUliltti; ant Vineruil Di'a K, and tavir ef fects! are era dieated and vigrm A ttth and a init ronttitntititi e.tabli.hed. t'rifsifttla, .SWt lihmni, S-'ultl 7tti'i, I'lttr iVy ar Ji'mfrh Slin, in tdiort all tho numerous diseases caused by Ln-l bhnit are coujuere I by thi powerful, purifying and invigorating medicine. For " Lin r C'lit'Jiiaknt," Iiiiift Dinttrdrr and lldtiitifti d,nit)tiii'nt it has produced hun dred of per feet and permanent curei where other medtriae had failed.. The proprietor ofier S100 reward for a medi cine that will equal it iu the cure of the diseases fr whieh it i recmniebded. Beware of eoHw Ji it and warthU imitnl iirtt. fief tti.it my Jov ennuCTlt .Stamp, whieh I a i-il vr iwiroiittr of tjmainru m, i upin ihe uut.-idc wrapper. This medicine S-ld ly Dru-t i' nt our tlitiinr r Uttlr. Prepared by U. V. PIKUCE M. D., o!e Broprietor, at his chemicul Laboratory, 13:1 Seneca streuet. Buffalo, X. Y. J une 3d,l.1-3ta. D RUGSTORE. Northwest Corner .Iahi and 91111 ts., DALLAS, OCX. HAVING PURCHASED tho OLD STAND formerly belonging to W. S. Kobb, and wishing to live and let live, we will sell at low rates, FOK CASH, everything ia our line: )rng, Patent medicines, And all kinds of PURE LTQUORS, put up expressly for Medicinal use. PKKFUMEKIHK OF ALL KINDS. Alo, Sofia,' Cream Tartar, Saleralus. &igot Bird Seed, Paints, Oils, Varnishes, RrufiJtes, Domestic Dyes, Washing Powders, And everything else that is kept in a FIRST CLASS DRUO STORE. 1 NICHOLS Si COAD. Druggists. The standard remedy Xor Coughs, In. lluenza, Sore Throat, Whoopiii" Cough, Croup, Liver Complaint, Bronchitis, Illecrilug: of t'ne liiiugs. and every affection of the Throat. Lungs and Chest, includ ing Consumption. WIstars Italsam docs not lry tin a Cough, hut loosens it, cleanses the Lungs, allays irritation, thus removing the cause of the com plaint. Sane genuine unless sign, cdl. HUTTS. lreparelby Slfm W. WWW? Jtt SON, iioston. Sold by 1H1DI)IN'c;TONt, litis. TKTTKH & CO., San I'rancUco, and by dealers generally. IO-ly a t.3t c.'.x -1 L - 7-:: - 1 - 5T -i TO THE VUIilAC 4 LL KINDS OF WORK, SEWING, J Washing and Ironing, Ac, done by Mrs. Burnett on short notice and on reasonable frm. All orders left at the house, south-west part of Dallas, will be immediately attended to. The Great Medical DiscoTcry ! Dr. WALKER'S GAXEFOItNIA. VINEGAR BITTERS, 25 Hundreds of Thousands p"- Bear testimony to their Wonder- n E.B3 gWHAT ARE THEY? brer's rwrmvr TT? VrtT VTT TP tn S FANCY DRINK.if? Malo of I'odr Ruin, W liiwkey, 1'rowf 8pl rl t tin J Itcfa m; Lia " urn doctored, spiced ftnaBweetenedta-vlcase the taste, called "Tcn Ics,"" Appetizers," ' ReBtortrAC that lead the tippler on to drunkenness and ndn, but are a true Medicine, made from tho Native Uoots and Herbsof California, free f rom oil Alcoholic Stimulants. They are the U HEAT ItLOOD PUKIFIEItand LIFE filVIXW PRIN CIPLE a perfect Innovator atidlnvloralor of the Pystcm, carrying c-IT all poiBonous matter and restoring the blood to a healthy condition. No person can take thee 3 Bitters according to direc tion aad remain lor.z unwell. Fr Inflammutory nnd Chronic Klicn matUm and t.out, I)yeycpia r IndU trentlon, liitlon, Ittmitteut and l.iter liiittcnt Fcveris, ZHmcibcs of lIo Blood, Livor, Kidney, nnd ISIndder, these Bit ters have beca most successful. Such 1H ranrs arc caused by Vitiated Itlood, which is generally prodnced by doranttmeat of tlo l!ureslve Orenns. ',lYSPr.I'IA OR ISDlfJESTfOX. Jieadachc. I'aiu in the fchoulders, Cougla, Tlht rcss of the Chef t. Dizziness, Pour Eructation of the Stomach, Bad Ubte ia the Mouth Bilious At tacks, Palpitation of the Heart, InSamn-.ation of the Ltngs.Pain in thcreioriS of the Kidneys. an J a hundred other painfnl rymptome, arc the off fpriagsof Dyppcptla. They iavlsorate the Stomach and etirsnlato the torpid liver and botrels, which render them of un e';nalkd cfilcacy la c'cariria; the btod cf all impnrltiea, aud imparting uw lifo and vigor to the whole eyetcm. FOR SIC I N DISEASES, T-pt"ons,Tetter. fait Kheum.Blotchca. Spot. Pimples. Pustules. Boils, Carhunclcs, lUag-Worms, fccald-1 lead, Eoro Fycs, Erysipelas, Itch. Scurfs, IHoolrrat;on8 cf the Skin, Hauiora aid Di?at5 of the fitia, f whaterer nan! or nature, arc literally dug up aad carried out of ayatent in a clx-r t.rao r-y the 'i"e cf tbi-se Bitiers. Ci,e tt-ttle l:i trca chics will cor.v'ncc th; most incredulon of their curative efTver. Cleacae tho Vitiated Blou wher vrr you t nd Its lniparit: burctii.jj tbrocKh ti;etia lariTa plcs. Erorti8 or f-crcs; clcaiic P, h-n yon Cnd it octree M and alcskh ii the reina; el- an it whaa it Ss f al, aad your fi'.as will tell yon when. Keep tvj blood pure and the b VI h ftf !'! pyptcn v;'! f!i--V. PiN". T A lE other VOR!VIA. tnrVtnsin: the Bjr.-lciiK u.any tliu.n9, re e?-tt'iny destroyed an 1 ri-ruovcd. For fu1! dlrcetrocs. rvad carefully the circular around eachbcul. ,T. -WALKER, rrirrletrr. P.. H. i:cDOVJ.T k. CO.. PriijrirSV.s andOen. Afrenta, San 7"r-cio, Tal and 32 aad Si Com.nerce Stric t. New Tork. soli nr atx n!:r".r.!?-T .yv dealers. THE NEW rOOD. For a few cents you can buy of your Grocer or Druggist a pneka-o of SEA MOSS FARINE, made from pure Irish Moss, or Carrageen, Tvliicli will mako sixteen quarts of Blanc Mange, and a liko quantity of Pud dings, Custards, Creams, Char lotte Russe, Vc. It is tho cheapest, healthiest, and most delicious food in tho world. It makes a splendid Dessert, and has no equal as a light and delicate food for Invalids and Children. A Glorious Change ! ! THE GREAT WORLDS TONIC. Plantation Bitters. Tliis wmuicrfti! vegetable restorative is the sliect-an-oliorof tlic feeble and tlebill tilled. As a tonic and cordial for lite aged and languid, it Bias no equal among Mom arhics. As a remedy for tho nervous weakness to wSiieli women arc cspeclally.su?-. ject, it is superseding every other stimulant. In nil Cli mates, tropical, temperate, or fVigid, it acts as a specific in every species of disorder which undermines the bodily strength aind breaks down the animal spirits. For sale by nil Druggists. C.A 5S III ii lis Z'-n: lit i
