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Newspaper Page Textv , -v. s 4 u . V 15 CENTS A WEEK. ALBANY, OREGON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1889. VOL. IV. NO. iibO m tea M SPF 1.41 OTI(i:. DR. W. C. NEGUS, Graduate of the Royal Collide of London, Kuglami, also of the liclle- vue Medical College. The Df has spent n iifeiiuit: of study and practice and taakea spe cialty of chronic discuses, removes cancers, srrofrla enlargements, tumors and wens, without pam or the knife. He al.-.o unki's a specialty ot tri-i-.t-ment with electricity. Has practti ed in the German French and KoIish hospitals, Calls promptly attended day or niht. His motto is "GOOD WILL TO ALL." i5"0ffice and residence Ferry street, between Third and Fourth. Monty to Loan. Money in suras of ?500 up, on real estate security, to be loaned on favorable terras. For particu lars call upon or rite to Burkhnrt & Keeney, Albany, Or. Do Xot Siifler Any Longer. Knowing that s cough can he checked in a day, and the first stages of consumption broken in a week, we hereby guarantee Dr. Acker's English IScmedy for consumption, and will re fund the money to all who buy, take it as per dirctiois, and do not find our statement correct. 9,999.00 IN GOLD To Be Given Away. Cut ont this ouveittaemcnt and geml.it J. LAHMKlt & CO., Nurseryman, Toronto, Canada, with 14 three-eett Canadian, 21 two-cent American postage stain jib, and thev will send you by mail (postpaid) in good time (or planting in April or May next, your choice of any one of the following collection of plants, and enter vour name in romncti- tion for the &),'.Ki: 00 in sold that they are giving away in order ta introduce their nur- ery stock. Collection of Plants No, 12 hardy roses. No. 2 2 hardy elimtiinir roses. No. 3--2 ovcrhloomiii); rows for hoii'-e cul ture. No. 4 2 dahliasi. No. 510 ladiola. No. fi a hardy 'rape ijtiud. Nc. 7 -8 raspberry p!aMs, 4 each black and red. No. 8 2'strawbrrrv plant.", 4 choice kinds. No. 9 :"i cry choice plants four house cul ture. No, 10 5 cherry i'urnnts(rci'). No. 115 Lees prolific currants (black) No, 12 5 white grape currants All letters with thisadvertisement cm loiU.il aloii with stamps for any one or more coi tions ot plants, will he iitimhtrcd as they conic to hand, and the senders of the first thirteen hundred will receive ifts as follows 1st S2.M) I The next 20, -iO caeh.J 2nd PX) The next 40, $5 each, :ird - 50 The next 415, $2 each. 4th .Ml I I he next 820, 4-1 cach.l .,th 20 After 50,000 letters have been rccrhtd, the s- ndcrs of the next l.lon letters will receive uitts as follows: 1st tf22" ; Next 10, .i5 each : n I l:;r. I Next I."., 10 each 2rd 75 ! Next 40,s:, evil 1th .'0 : Next 47o, S-J Ciu h V.li 25 ! Next 5"o, S each Aftr KO.WJO letters hae been received, s- lets of lie JUNt 1,'M) letters will re- 'fts as lad ws: I - .slmi each ; Next 5 s20 each !, 4 ami 5.. 75tach j Next 15 lo each !, 7 and S. . . 50 each .it:iM 3 each :. 10, 11, 12. 25 eai h : Next OO.i leach After 150,00t.i letters have been rei eived the G liders of the next l.b'! letters will ic eive iritis as follows ! 1 each I Next 20 each 2 75.nh Next 5 10 each : and 4 5o :u-h i Next 2 each Next.1 25 each i Next 7! leach Any person may yendativ number of times for any of the above collections If ; cents in stamiis extra is scni, we wil send in .bin next a printed list of the names of allpcrsocs who arc entitled to irifts. We make this liberal offer ta realers ef the IlKRM.n, knowing it will not pay us now, but our object is to Intro luce our stock and bnild up a tratlc. mr mailing oints are T.rento nml bhrut.mount. Ont., Kchester, 2i. i ., Louisville, K.V., I'larnesvitle, O., and Chicaj, 111., and we will guarantee all stock t reach our customers in jrood condition. We etnply no atrents, but deal direct with customers, and can sell and deliver stek to any part f the t'nitcd States or Canaan a anaut vie half the price charged by .trier Biirserytnen, through agents. Kememher we will net be undersold by any reliable Arm. Send us a list of wants and we will qu.te y.n prices; .r 10 cents for a handme illustrated catalogue which yon may deduct fr yur Irst anler. Address all letters'- J. L-Hrv4KR & CO., Nurseryn, TORONTO, CANABA. The BUYERS' GUIDE i issued March and Sept.each year. It is an encyclopedia of useful information for all who purchase the luxuries or the necessities of life. We can clothe you n furnish you with all thejnecessary and unnecessary ap pliances to ride, walk -lance, sleep, cat, fish, hunt, work, tro to church or stay at home, and in vanous! sizes. styles and quantities. Just figure out what is required to do all these things COMFORTABLY, nd you can make a fair estimate of the value of the BUYERS' CUIDE, which will be sent upon receipt of 10 cents to pav postage. 'MONTGOMERY, WARD & CO!, 1 1 1-1 14 Michigan Avenus Chicago, 111. LBANY Collegiate Institute ALBANY, IMS OREGON ISM A Eull Crps of Instructors. Classical, 8cienti8c, literary, I cemmercial and normal classes. Courses of study ar ranged to meet the needs of all grades 0f students. Special inducements .tiered t. atudents from abroad. T jition ranges from $3.50 to $12.50 Per Term. lnstnimentaljinstruclion in music i given by Miss laura Coltrx Board in private families :.t low rates, and riKVms for self hoarding at small t xpenc. A careful supervision cxercisoil over -pup j way from home. 3 For circul irs a:ul full, particulars," siidrcs the'president, liEV. KLl'.EKT N. CO.MUT, Albany, Oregon, Try ( o n: liro'fifiPiip: on.-e 5 M llaraaa cigars. y Faf Keeping pace vitli the steady growth of Albany SAMUEL E YOUNG Has opeaed for the Fall ger assortment than ever before, and invites the spe cial attention 01 the people of Albany and surround ing country to his marauoth. mill coirsrsisTiiisrG of- dry goods and notions, boots and shoes, groceries, Carpets of all kinds, oil cloths and lenoliums, WINDOW SHADES, rORTIERS, LACE CURTAINS, Im fact a complete assortment of general merehan disc. His entire building, and second stories, is crowded full of nv goods, bought direct from importers and manufacturers for the present fall and winter trade, wkich affords a stock ot new and fresh designs large enough to sun ply any want, and which will be ld as low as first lass full weight goods can be bought anywhere in 'regon Specialties in Ladies TSTovolties oi' tho Season. The pubiic is cordially invited to call and insjiect our magnificently stocked display rooms. FOR PURE DRUGS. TOILET AJsD FJLCT OOODS G6 It). -Bl ALSO The Finest Line of Pianos and Organs ii tie Willamette Valley, CALL AMD EXAMINE! Hlfl SIOCK. mm CHEAPEST PLACE IN TOWN. -DEALERS IN- Stores, Tin, Sheet Ivn and Coppeiieet re. Pumps Iron Pipes and all hinds of 1'luinhing Goods. Agents for the Cc1 cbrated ON TIME Cooking and Healing Si,,ve. tut u-,: we U.r :i.c ir;it ij.ci.pv -old in this ciy. iiv ihciu a call at U-.v iVn-e LJock.Nionh Firs treetJ Albany, Oregon. Announcement. and Winter trade a la WINTER STOCK! CLOAKS AND JACKETS, UNDERWEAR, KNIT GOODS, TABLE LINENS, FINE HOSIERY. KNITTING YARNS, ZEPHYRS, SAXONIES, I FINE AND COMMON UMBRELLAS, including basemefit, first Fine Dress Goods and g. l mm. &scaar to X. W. IABedoa Mium w uru8, Paints, Oils. i toUtrticle. vempoaBOad in m mm temple, Albany Orejroa AKKBf- mm Absolutely Pure, This powuer ui'vcr vttru-!-. 'A marvui ol purity.strcnih and vlioli soineiies?. More acrinoinii'al tha.r-. 'In- ordimm kinds, and cannrtt he .lri in ooiTTii'ti. lion witb tiu!titade of low tost, short weijjht aV.tti" or phnspli.tte imwders Sold onlv in ip. Kitval T.AKr ow ikr Co, !( nl' -t. s. y. Lfwi M, .Ji-inn'& Ci., Aeent. Portlituft, 0Yeu. MIYSIt UN V l.ti..- TTT II. DAVl!?, M. D. FI1TS1C1AN AND ?T iUicMi: Can l u foirrd af his-office roort it; StralinV block, f irtt rtret, Alkanv rejjOD- Gi W. 1IASTON. IllYSICIAN M Sf 1 f, geon, Albany, lrci;on M. H. KLLIS, PHYSICIAN AND SURr peon, Albai.y Oregon. CC. KELLY, PHYSICIAN AND eUR . goon Albany, Oregon, office in lPtercc's new block. Otlice.hnun, from 8 A. u. te 4 r. m. A J. HOSSl'IEK, YK'JKHINARY Sl U . iroon, graduate of Ontario veterinary college and nieniber of the Ontario veterin ary medical society, is prepared to treat the diseases of a!l domesticated animals on scientific principled. Office at Ans Mars-hall's livery stable. Residence 4th and t'alapooia streets, Albanv, Oregon. DU. I. V. STAR I!, PHYSICIAN AND Surgeon, late of l'.rownsvilie. Or. Ottiie in the Straliar,-l'car e Mock upstairs in tl.e rear rooms on the ni:.in hall, t'ni's nn.ptly attended to in city or countjv. DR. K KOLUKWAY, VETERINARY Sl . geon, Albany, Oregon --Graduate of Oer man anl Aiiiericrii colleu'CS. TR. K. A. -McAt.isTKii nexKOfATiiic rnv lt sn iaii and surL'K'ii. l!hs rtnu.vcd his oitice into CraA furd's trloek. All calls prompt ly attended to. I) RCA. WHITNEY. rilYMUAN AND surg.-fin. Graduate of licllcvne Hospi tal Xledival rollege. New York City. Diteases ofwi.mcn a speji.'Jty. Ofllcc in" Eromari's brick, Albany ( rfgon. . . Vi oncTrrrurhTiiYf(.;"ivEN WATirii7 X perty owners are rt quired by ordinance to cut down rim remove all tliisth s and ol noxioiis weeds gn.uiny upon their premise, ami upon the street mljoininr tlurt to, within the city limits of Aih:i!y. Those failiiiL' to do so ill c li:i!ilc to a tine rf older 01 t! r eitv ni.trslil, J.N. HOFFMAN At.r.v, Jr.sK I's, I v-ll, H EW Eltr, PRACTICAL W'ATC'II.MAKE . and jewel. -r, Albany, Orc-un, ATI'OKXKYN. I". 51. S. lil.ArKl.l liN. i. w. WIMOHT. BLACKltl'RN, .V W 'RIGHT ATTORNEY AT Law, Albany, Oregon. Office in Odd bellow's Temple. -Vill practice in all courts of the state, and give special attention to all business. ll,'OL EI'.TON CHARLES E. AITORNEY l ) at Law, Albanv, Or. Office in rooms 13 and 14, Fosters Lloek, over L. E. Iilams stor . I K. Vtr.AIHOKfl, ATTORNEY AT f ) . law, Albany, Oregon. Office in Odd Fellow's Temple. Will nraet in all the courts i f thestate, ami give special attention Hi oiiHinr-SH. tmid Nan-eying. T)Am RsiitiNo sravKTiNo dank can !- J. tain aecurate and prompt wrk bv callinr upn ex-cennty 8urvfyr f, T. T. Fisher. He has complete cpinsf field nates and town ship plats, and is prepara 1 to ia surveying in any part f Linn oonnty. PagtaCre adai ea, Millers Statiaa, Linn cou itv.Oregan. CB. WINN, A SENT FDR THE I.EA ing fire, life aad. accident insaraaca cam aanies. - For Rent. FnRISHM ROUS TO HINT. City Restaurant. ... AT TBK rain Tile far Pale. A600 SUPPLY F FIBSTCUSS drain tila far salt at tha Eaje brick and tila factary East af Albany a car Kaax Butte. Call at the factarv ar address Prapta b Austoa, Albany Oregea. MISSES GILBERT HELA GILBERT- FRANCES GILBERT Teachers ef piana, argan and harmony. Residence corner ef Jefferson anu Fourth. Hiss Ilela Cilhort. At 1 hann Thtircrtavs and Fridays, WASTED. TflfSE WISHING A FIEST class piano, sewing machine, the latest music or artists' materials, will find a bargain by calling at Mrs. B. Hyman's. The pianos aro fully guar anteed for fiva years. The best pianos made to stand the climate of the Pacific coast. The New Ameri can Sewing Machina will please most fastidious. Painting and music les sons given there. Stamping, Em broidery and Dressmaking done to order. No. 115 1st St., Albany, r. BROWNSVILLE. o. r, o.how a sons,; .Heal .Estate and lXSUltANC.fi A CEN9 1 DAVJSrBROS. ANDtijO DK.U.KRS I.N GKNF.K..'HBRCIIaNPU ?. SI1EDD. ZiVA" f?o.: OVt o(y If you :: U-.-.t :i! (i 1 in- -nn.ke askfor.J..!o . .. - h-.p..- :, : .. abor t-i.ir;tr. 1 ! f.l: f. n,..-t ,-i;;r dealers and ul J. Josoj.L's i... ttrv, OVKR THE WIRES. Farther Paitieulars of the Burn ing of a Steamship. FLATHEAD 1MHAX TKOI ItLKS C'ld UVithfr ar.d Sdw ia the East-The Tropin OverCirporal Tanter'a Toigue lloi Yet Euded. KiMi.sToN, (Ont.), Out. -24. Tho latent news from the t-teamer Qn nv, vuiih was burned to the water'. tdj-e about three miles from I'eseronto, w hile on her wav to l'icton, about six o'clock last ovening, is "hat eight lives were lost, including Captain Christie, his mother and voung brother Charles, a lady's maid and a young man named 1 tavern, of Trenton. The lire, it is supposed, started ii the furnace room, and spread quickly to the whole boat. The captain ran her ashore, only a short distance away, where she lies almost entirely destroyed. All , tne freight and baggage were burned. It is learned that three deck1 hands on the vessel were also lost. Tho engineer is badly burned. He is unable to account for the fire, which originated in the engiue room. FLATHEAD INDIAN TKOUIiLES. Farmers in the Vicinity Petition for Protection from Violence. Helena, Mont., Oct. 23. Gov ernor White ia in receipt of an olli cial report from Washingtou of the recent Indian trouble on the Flat head reservation. It gives the Indians' side of one of their tribe last summer. From all reports the trouble is not yet over. The farm ers residing in the vicinity of the leservation have prepared petitions to the governor for protection. They claim that a band of the Indians frequently get drunk and roam restlessly around, threaten ing to avenge the loss of their mur dered brother. Investigation into tho case shows that tlie Indians obtain their liquor from some of the white people in the vicinity. The complaints have been some what numerous of late, and the governor has recommended that two companies of soldiers be sta tioned on tho reservation. The ranchers' and fanners' wives and children are uneasy whenever the Indians become boisterous. THE PENSION t'ONTKOVEKS Y. Farther Dcvt-loimientt of Interest l ikely to Ensue. Washixi-.-ox, Oct. iM. It i- thought the controversy between Secretary Noble and Corporal Tan ner over the hitter's management oi the pension uiliee is not yet at an end. Jt is understood that more letters and further corres pondence will be published, and that the subject is likely to occupy considerable public attention dur ing the week. More feeling is evi dently entertained by the parties directly interested than on the part of the public, for, as far as the body of the people is concerned, very little feeling is expressed. There is a regret among his friends that ex-Commissioner lanner lias said so much on the subject, and his admirers havo very materially decreased in number. Miss Tan ner, daughter of the late commis sioner, still holds the position of confidential clerk to commissioner of pensions. AT THE BAYONET'S POINT. Tracklayers Drlran Back from Ok lahoma by U. 8. Troops. Wichita, Oct. 24. There is an excited crowd at Kingfisher, Indian territory. Yesterday the tiack layers of the Rock Island road reached the Oklahoma line. There they were met by United States troops and driven back to King fisher at the point of the bayonet. COLI WEATHER IN THE EAST. A Light Fall of Snow Reported Several States. Wixciiestck, Va., Oct. 24. It has snowed most of the day, with the thermometer near the freezing point. Thirty-six years ato to-day Know fell to the dentil of fourteen inches, breaking down trees and shrubbery. Dispatches from Staunton and Harrisburg report tlmf. the weather has been extreme- lv inclement all day, alternately l : raining, uamu uuu Miuvwug. Tke Sew Discovery. You have heard your friend SJ an neighbors talkiog about it, Youjnay yourself be one of the many wbi know from personal experience 'mat fiow good a tiling is. If you bate ever tried it, you arc one of iLs staunch friends, because me wonucr ui mm about it is, that when once piveB trial, Dr King's New Discovery e?er afier holds a place in the house, fl you have never used it and should be aillicti d with a cough, cold or any Thaoat. Lutur or C hest trouble, secure a bottle at once and give it a fair trial, It is trauranti't'd every time, or money refunded. Trial bottles free lit FoMin'y Moon's Drurfstoro !.::!.- '-refer to ttade ;it C. E !;ro.vi:eI!'s b -:iIim' rverj thir.sr i ueat tiiul ilcnli and iu app!e 'pie order. Fifty pieces ef furniture given with all c-.ok stov.-s r ruisu-s sold by MattiicvsV Washburn. OREGON SCHOOL LANDS. The Kurd en of Proof as to Filing on Indemnity Selections Fixed. A Washingtou dispatch nys the Assistant Coiimiissiouer Stone ren deic.l a decision in a case which in volved the question of proof on school indemnity selections ia Oregon. Oregon waa granted every sixteenth and thirty-sixth section of land for school purposes. The law also pro vided iu case any of these lands had been entered under the Public Land laws prior to the dale of the grant, that the (State should bo eutitled to indemnity therefor, and might make indemnity selections from any un occupied public lands. Iu pursuance of this authority the State, it ap pears, selected in the aggregate large tract upon which expected pre emption tilings were of record. The question at issue was whether the burden of proof of the fact that the tilin'8 expired rested with the State or witl. the parlies who made the filings. The assistant commissioner holds in favor of the State, and has directed that in all such exses the pre-emptor shall be required to ap pear before the local land officers within twenty days after the receipt of notice and show cause why the entry shall not be cancelled, thus throwing the burden of proof upon the entrymcn. It is said that there are a large aumber of cases in the General Land Office which will thus be disposed of. A Lost Art. Ircn A?e. Tempering copper is one of the lost arts which has been actively sought for by scientists and mechanics for years. The process has been acci dentally discovered, and tests of the quality of the copper thus treated have shown most remarkable strength and wearing qualities. It will be especially valuable for use in the bearings and commutators of dynamo machines, aud also for the journals of locomotives and cars. An establish ment in Pennsylvania is now placing the metal upon the market. EXPECTED TO-DAY. Our usual supply of choice fruits and vegetables are due to-day, and we will have Caulillower, Celery, Mission (irapes, Muscat (trapes, weet l'otatoes. Turnips, Oranges, Bananas, Lemons, Figs, We have on hand a choice sup nlv of salmon bellies. Chinook salmon, oil shore mackerel, Alaska herrings, apples, rutabagas, cab bage and an endless variety of the "ood ihinirs of this life. .Villara- ette Tacking Co. Gool Property. I Ten to sixtv acres of irood land. across the river in Denton county, location very fine, for sale at low fisrure. Also 104 acres 8 miles from the city at $S per acre. Is the richest of bottom land. h,. u JJeardsley, Real Estate Agent, Uroadalbin street, Albany. Another Addition. I have for sale about 20 acres of land situated just one mile from this city. 1 1 is offered for sale very cheap. Also farm property and tity lots for sale. E. G. lBeards- ley, real estate agent, Hroadalbin street, Albany, Oregon. Disarming an I nsern Fae. ''This was touietirae a paradox," as Hamlet says. Since, however, the people cf America and other 'aads have been enabled to nit Hostetter's fc-tcina.'b Bitters sgaiost tbat nnsees foe, malaria, it is no longer a paradox, but an easv possibility. Whatever malaria evolves its ailsty venost to joison the air, and decaying unwhole aomo vegetation' irabrcgnater' tho water, there, in the very ktrosgiold of niiasma, is the snxiliary potent to disarm tho foe and assure efficient protection. Fever and ague, bilious remittent, dumb sgue ana aguo cake, no matter how tenaciously they havo fastener their clutch on the ayeteai, are irtt forced to relax their rra and eventually to' abandon it alto gether. But it A preventivo force that should chiefly recommend tLt Bitters to persons dwelling in malaria cursed localities,- for it is a eertaia buckler of defence against which tho enemy .9 pom eiless. Cures, likewise. dyspepsia, rbeuntatisai, kidney aad bil 1 ious ailments. California Cat-B-tnr. The only guaranteed cure for catarrh cold in the head, bay fevor, rose cold, catarrhal deafness and sore eyes. Re store the sense of taste and unpleasant breath, resulting from catarrh. Easy and pleasant to use. Follow directions and a cure is warranted, by all drug gists. Send for circular to Abictiaa Medical Company, Oroyille, Cil. Six months' treatment for $1; seat by mail. $1 10, For sale by Foshay at Mason, D ana's Catarrh Smf. Sure cure for sore eyes, deafness, headache, and the worst forms of eatarrh in the head and throat. Price 25 cents. So!d by Foshay A Masoa, Albany, Uregon. Let us girt the readers of the H sk ald a httlo timely advice. Hot weather is cominc and with it colic. cholera morbus, dysentery and di arrhoea. Tho only safe way to con- bat these diseases, is to keep soma reliable remedy at hand, and all who have tried ChaniberUin'a Colic, Cholera and Piarrhssa Remedy will admit that it is the most prompt, reliable ar.d successful medicine known for these complaints, It costs but 2o or 50 cents, and may be the means of saving yoa or your family nun h sutlering if not life itself, be fore tiie summer is over. For sale by Fr.shav t Mason lVe-cii). lions :nd recipes care fully c o !i:(lc 1 at ti c City Dru-btore. HELPED THE AITIIOK. A Pi inter's Addition to a Wild Western Tale. Cli'tL-ayi) Times. A printer told the story. '1 bad a good job,'" be said, "in a ilonroc sticct ticiion foundry one id nose pnut shops where they publish stvnes of tbc 'Skeleton lluuttr's I.at Gurgling Gasp' order oy the cord. It is the rankest kiud ot' rot and is liable to give a printer blood poUouing if he handles much of it. It is tbe sort of literature that inducts little boys to get up iu tho night, bteul tbc old man's pocketbook, buy g'JuS and start out West to rescue the im parled maiden from the lair of tbc robber cbieltain and restore ber to her agonized parents. "There weie twenty printers and six liar , each a full Hedged Ananias, working in the place. Tbe liars sat at a table in one end of tbe room grinding out those un- wbolsonie stories ui last as we could put them ia type. One day I got a wad of copy that was posi tively sickening. It was about a lovely tin who had been captured and torn from her home by a heart less white desperado and Disband f bloodthirsty Apaches. The girl was in a desperate fix. She either had to marry tbe villaia or become his wife, he din n't care wbicb, and he was then on his way to a cave ia the mountains, where he was eoing to have the ceremony performed. "That aight they camped in a rocky gorge 209 miles from no where and bonnd the unfortunate maiden to a tree with the usual buckskin thongs, which cut deep into her tender wrists. Then ail laid dewa and went to sleep. In the meantime Old Zeke, the Hairy Scout, who was on the trail,sneaked up just at daylight, when people sleep the soundest. Zeke sailed in and killed twenty-five or thirty Indians with the butt end of his trusty rifle. He didn't want to shoot for fear he would waken the others. Then, after he had cut a notch for each corpse on his gun stock and hung the coarse, black scalp-locks to his belt, he released the girl, hoisted her under his arm, jumped into the saddle and rode away. "He rode at full speed for forty -eight milfs without stopping. When night closed iu the bold scout pulled rein and went iuto camp. Frst he picketed his horse, then built a lire, fixed a cot of leaves for the girl, and got her something to cat out of his saddle bags. This was where I got iu my work. "The first thing Zeke took out of the bags was several thick slices of fresh Vienne bread with honey ou them. Next came cold boiled ham, cut tbin, an apple pie with a short, crispy upper crust, and last a tender spring chicken roasted a delicate brown. Mind you, he had all this stuff in a pair cf staddle bags in the wilds of the liocky Mountains, 390 miles from civili zation, in the year lb'3G. It made me sick, but 1 resolved that the poor girl should have cue good feed it I died for it. So I shoved in anothc: paragiaph like this, completing tbe bill ol fare: -Alter getting the girl started Zske reached into the saddle bag and pulled out a bowl of steaming hot consomme and a broiled fresh, mackerel, seme deviled crabs, cold slaw, potato salad, a half fry, veal cutlets breaded, witb tomato sauce, rreen corn oa the cob, some clam chowder, stewed turkey, a portion ot rice puuuiag, two cups ot choco late, pork tenderloin. Kocuefort cheese, and a bottle of Bass' ale, Saratoga chips, a plate ot vanilla ice cream, a Chinese paper napkia, sliced cucumbers, some California grapes and a nickie plated nut cracker. " "Did it go?'' asked an iaterested listener. "No, it didn't,' said the printer, sadly, '-but I did." The boss cme to nic next morning with a proof slip and wanted to know who was writing tbat ttory. I said the author was makiag a stagger in that direction, but wasn't giving tbe girl a fair show. " 'That may be,' said the boss, 'but if he wants to rnn a caie in connection with tbe story we'll hire a cook and make it easier for you." ' "Then be told me tbat I was too smart te he a printer, and had net ter go out where the cool air would strike me. I went." riles! riles: Pile: Dr William's Indian Pile Ointment is the only sure cure for blind, bleed ing or itching piles ever discovered. It never fails to cure old cases of long standing. Judge Coons, Maysvllle, Ky, says: "Dr William's Indian File Ointment cured me after years of suflering.' Judjre Ooflinbury, Cleveland, O.saye "I nave ound by experience tbat Dr. Willian's Indian Pile Ointment eies immediate and permanent relief." We haye hundreds of such testi monials. Do not suffer an instant lnnfrpr. Krilrl liv rlmrrrrict.z t l;n. I If per box. Soli by f oshay & Masoa, Albany, Oregon. Why Women Fade Women lose '.heir benntv U-x,,m. colds undermine thtir life. Dr AcL-rV English K mec'y .'or eousnmp. The lamest strrlr nF ivofr.l, :I r -- MlUllO 111 the city at Will & Starts. c l i 'i :-,'.v?--v.; , , . -Jv,i-"'!'-.;i'" .... v