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. 15 CENTS A WEEK. ALBANY, OBEGOfl, SffXDAY JUXE 9 1889. VOL. IV. NO. 162
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Tie Ldii Clothier
Carries the Largest Line of
and Boys' Clothing, Furnishing
Goods, Etc. in the Willam
ette Valley.
SUITS MADE
ill ilis litliaiil Tailoring Department.
rOSTKil BLOCK,
3
.v ?: fa..?. ;-;uavj .'.-iuWwkT zt
iufanaad Children's Cf srIaLa" Sjserior to Castor C?i-
Parer;r)rio cr H great ic SjTnpg.
Catfoflrrnrfa Colic, ConstTpaf lua t
f"ur Stomoco, DianlKca, Kntctolicn'
aliyra healthy sleep ; ulno oida dteeztioa
y4 rftnnjt'T"1 "ili &jf?U&ittos 1
rnr
fit
FINS LINE OF
ART SUPPLIES
TOiLET AN FANCY ARTICLES.
PRESCSIPTIONSa. carefully iccmpcunded.
GUISS& SON, PROPRIETORS,
tTHer wirt Deutcft gvsorochen.
G.L
BLACKMA
i Successor to E. V. Lantrdon.
-DEALJUt IX-
urags, Paints, Oils,
Perfumery and toiletarticlcs,
also a fall line of boots arc ;
mtlODery. periodicals, etc. j
par Prescriptions careful!
compounded
H ODD FELLOW'S TEMPLE,
Albany . -Oregon-
TO ORDER
ALBANY
7-
CUQdrmn cry fog Camtmria. f ii-
T reeommenil fiisJoria foi chndrer.
rontplalnte, as superior to any pPBgcri-ati'.-:
Jkomn to me, H. A. Abchkb. M. D-.
ill Bo. OxSar&BL, Brooklyn, X.Y.
ISCKnTI W'Biljmi. BfBCBTJ -"aft
n -I. J tv.i i lit iiCr wli kht -
'Xbx Castas Coutasy, 71 Muiaiy fit, Ken Yart.
3X553
DELIG STOEE.
IS
Absolutely Pure.
This powder never varies. "A marvel
of purity ,strenyth and wholesomeness
More economical than the ordinary
kinds, and cannot be sold in competi
tion with multitude of low test, snort
weight alum or phosphate powders
Sold only in cms. Rotal BakW Pow
der Co . 10T. Wall St.. N. r.
D.W Ckowi.ev Si Co., Ajrents,
Portland, Oregon.
WH. UAVIS, M. D. PHYSICIAN. AND
suieon. Can be found at his otriee
room in Stratum's block, First street. Albany
Orejfon-
D R i C.T'liAMtiKKlVlN110ME01'ATUiC
physician and surgeon, Office, corner
Third and Lyon streets, Albany, Oregon Of
fice hours, mornings, 8 to 9 and 12 to 1 and
after (j in fcvcnin-'s. ..
"1 W. IIASTON, 1I1YSICIAN AM) SUR
JT jtoon, Albany, Oregon
M.
II. ELLIS, PHYSICIAN
Ston, Alliat y, Oregon.
A Nil SfRr
CC. KELLY, PHYSICIAN AND 6VU-
k'eon Albany, Oregon, office in Puree's
new block, office hour?, from 8 a. m. t) 4
p. M.
A J. KOSSITER, VETERINARY SUR
. ceon, graduate of Ontario veterinary
college ami member of the Ontario veterifr
ary medical society, is n pared to treat the
disease:) of all domesticated animals on
scientific principles. Otiiee at Ans Marshall's
livery stable. Residence 4th and Calapooia
Btreets, Albany, Oregon.
1R R KOLDEWAY,
VETERINARY SI R.
i t tfCon.A
Albany, Ore-'oii. - Graduate of cter;
man an. I Ainerieiin olleirts.
ATTWKSCl'M.
-d. N. ill.At KM'KN. i. W. HKICIIT.
LACKlil'KN, i WRICli r Ari'OUNEY AT
L aw, Alluuiy, Oregon. Uffioe ill Odd
u: How's Temple. -Vill practice in all courts
of the Mate, and Kive K)ecial attention to ail
business.
"olVERTON Cil A RLE8 K. APl'OItNEY
at Law, Albany, Or. Ollire in rooms IS
and 14, .Foster's L!mk, over L. E. Llain's
stor ,
K. VE.vTHOiOKlTAlTyKXEY AT
. law, Albany, Orrjfon. Ofiii.c in Odd
Fellow's Temple. Will pract in all the
courts of thestute, end trivc special attention
to all business.
EVERK HOUSE, ALBANY, OR. CHAS
V Pfeiffer, Prup. Only lirst eclass bouse
in the city. Largo s-.impie rooms for coni-m.-fcinl
men. No Chinamen ernpi-yed in the
kitchen. Cenenil st;io oltiec for Covaliis.
HEWERT, PKAfTlCAL WATCHMAKE
. and jeweler, Albany. Orcein,
Oj,! DOLLARS To LOAN ON OOOM
''111' rca' r.'.Vitf!Si'enrity. Apply to S. W .
Croudcr. Aibunv lnostoliict.
l.iind Survoyina.
iKri:ixo nrnvisv.'M) i ovk c.v r,c-
Hartik
:aiu accurate and prompt, noi
k In ciillin,'
upon ex-ci'::utv yirvtyoi r. I. T. risher. lie
hiiscomplcU; .pits of iietd notes and town
ship pl.its, .".rid is prepare I 'nilo vrrvewn;,' i:i
:iiy piii-t '. I.iiiii (Minly. i'ii.t(i!!i(i- ndilrcss,
.Milkrs sufi'm, Linn eniMtv. lrej;oii.
Wl.'.N, AOiiXT I-OH T!!K M
,U-
l:io ciil.aasaciii ii:h;ir.tt cc:i
u:iUv,
C'oi- Rent.
'r(;N;-ni'.i- rooms to iu nt.
City U'.vtaiirai.t.
AT THE
that ii.cKiNc: orccr
-o : n i t-!i I v 'i:ri d l y hilnliV (Jure,
i'liar.inici: it. lNir-ii-iv '!:ii-ii.
H.
6
Banke
i
i::on
ALBANY.
OI
Sells t xcli:i!!if oji New Yoik, r-::ii
Fnmc i.MM ::iid I'm t!.irn!.
1!1V bt.tfs, M:itc, f rimt v .ili'l city
w:irr;mts. J!cceiv dt.'l Or-its suhject to
cln'ck. Interest iilinwfil on time do
posits
Collection? receive prompt attention
Currcij cmdence solicited.
Ji5?")tfice hours from fi,. m. io .rp. m
Airent for reliable tire and marine
nsurance companies.
Batli
-AND
HAIR DRESSING SALOON,
JOSEPH WEBBER. PROPRIETOR
?Ladier- nd children's hair dress,
ne a Fpeeiulty. l)nii.ie jaUpfaction
gnarante"dc
SOLlt OCT.
HAVING SOLD MY INTEKE9T L" THK
Btore of treneral uiurchandise of the
8rm of Coshow . Cable to C. K. Stanatd, I
wish to eall the attention of all who know
themsel' cs ii dertej to CV!iow i e'ahle to
tall a.id settle at once. Uaviu? sold ont on
account of poor heaith, 1 expect to change
ehina'e for awhile, ai:J a!! aecoUT.tg not
settled before I et ready 'jo leare Iirowiisili
-ill lie left with ana tEier for eollcctica. A
ort to the rin; is u"!icii nt.
'. t.,OOSi:oW,Hrwni
Green peas, cabbage, canliflower.
onion?, celery, pie plant, fresh, at
rowuell & StariKrd,
Wurglac.
The modes of deaeb'a approach arc
.furious, and statistiijjMhow conclusive
jy that more persons die from diseases
of the throat and lUffilthaii auy other.
It is probable that everyone, without
exception, rcceive?'yast numbers of
Tubeiele eicrnife JntiLthe system and
win-re these srerroataU upon suitable
I soil they start into life and develop,
slight tickling sensation in the throat
and if aliened to continue their
ravages they extendi the limes pro
ducihg eonsumptiooand to the head,
causimr catarrh. VSfov ill this is
dangerous and if allowed to proceed
will iu time cause death, .At the onset
'Mt inner.
ini; a cold to s:o wnjumt attention is
uaui;ei uua mivt iui jiwn- juii juuj
life. Aa soon as yoCiiMl that some
thiujr is wrong witn&gnr throat, lungs
oivnoptriU8s;,.Tn-'5'trtto4fBo8cliee's
German Syrup. Itwi:i lve jou im
mediate relief.
Yon Cannot Aflonl.
At this season of the year to be
without a jrood reliable diarrhoea
balsam iu the house, as cramps, colic,
diarrhoea and all inflanmation cf the
stomach and boweta are exceedingly
dangerous if not attended to at once.
One bottle of BEGGS' DIAKRHOEA
BALSAM will do more good in cases
of this kiud than any other medicine
on earth. W e guarantee it. t. L.
Blackman, druggist.
SPECIAL NOTICE.
DR. W. C. NEGUS,
Graduate of the Royal College of
London, England, also of the Belle-
vac Medical College.
The Dr. has spent a lifetime of
study and practice and makes a spe
cialty of chronic diseases, removes
cancers, scrofrla enlargements, tumors
and wens, without pain or the knife,
tie also makes a specialty of treat
ment with clectriciiy. Has practii ed
in the German French and English
hospitals. Calls promptly atteuded
day or night. His motto is
"GOOD WILL TO ALL."
fcsTOffice and residence Ferry street,
between Third and Fourth.
9,099.00
IN GOLD
To Be Giveo Away.
Cut ont this acveitisi ment. and end it
J. LAIIMKH& CO., .Nurseryman, Toronto.
Canada, witn 14 tnree-cctt Canadian, oi I
two-cent American postage stamps, ami they
will send you by mail (postpaid) in imhI time
for pianung in April or May next, your
ciok'o of any ono of the following collection
i.f plants, and enter your name in enmpcti
tion for the !,j!)'J.0J in gold that they are
ivinsr away in ortler to introduce their nur
sery stock.
Collection of F'lants:
No. 12 hardy roses.
No. 2 2 hardy climbing roses,
No. ovci'bloomiii.t;irosos l'orShcu
cul-
ture.
No. 4 2 dahlia?.
No. 5 lOgladiola.
No. ti : hardy jrrapn vines.
Nc. 7 -S raspberry plants, 4J each biark and
red.
No. s- 20 strawberry plants, 4 choice kirn's.
No. 9- f very choice plants four house cul-
' ture.
No. 105 chi rry currant (re1).
No. 11 fi Leen jirolificcurrar.ta (blac-L)
No. 12 ." white t;raie currut.s
All letters with thisadvertiscmcntenoloscd
alon with fctamps for any one cr mure cjl
(ions of jilants. will be numbered as t'ny
'oiny to hand, and the senders of the tir"t
Ihtrteui hun((red will receive cut as follows:
tst - S-'j.O I The next 20, I0 each.
'nd !X) ' Tlii! next 40, $5 ea. li.
Srd - f.O j The next 415, 52 each.
Ith - Mo ' '1 he next S20. VI each.
..tb 20 1
Alter .r'0,(VK) letters have been rcried, the
senders f the next 1,100 lcttcr ili receive
i'ts as follows:
1st .22." j Next 10, 815 each
ziid i... i .Next l.i, S-10 isii h
Jril Tf .Next !!)..;." each t
tf n f.O : .N'ext 470, 2 each
.Mil 2;1 1 !fes .'.W, :jl each
A;r;r p .0,000 l iters have I ci n r ci r. -id
'j.s- I .so! ii u?t 1,'Ji'O Icfer- will re
- .IN Ui. t":.! !.:
Ml 1 . eicli I Next
.", land :5 . lach Next 1.1
i;, 7 ami . f.O ea. h j Next "t:t
K 10. 11. 'J&tacli Ncxtli!).;....
After 1. '.-.1,00 J Idlers ln.vc been re.
senders ni the i.tvt 1.10'J lotteis i
i I i s as !'!iim:
1 vKDer.cIi ! Next 10
2 7r. e :.: h j Next 2".
-20 each
. J ii each
. :: caeli
. 1 i ;i"'n
ci'.i.ithe
!1 Hceivc
:i)c.i'h
. i'H.uh
. 2.ach
. I ci h
i each I iSext cs i ...
N. ;t.. :::,cach i Next 1T!. . .
A;.y pi-r!Mi mny itnilntiy number of Xlii-.m
fi ri.iiy t ll:e i.lnve colli ciions If :".i ci !.n
stun.p.4 oxtni U sin;, we will tend pi .tti)
next a printed list id the naiiics nf all persons
w':n a.v en; i! ltd to '-i:ts.
V. c :i:.!ic Ibis iibciai i.liVr to runiers i.l the
ilK!:;.:, l.iov.ir-,' it .id net pay us now, but
our object is to i' tio lin e curijl; and fcui'd
up a lade. Our maiini'; l iiits are Tcri-to
".mi Shrtibmru!:t. cm.., Rochester. N. Y.,
i.'ciiM i:!e, Ky., l'!a;'Vjs. i!lc, )., and C'hiea'.:o,
II!., and v t w ill -i.ar.;ivi e all sn''l; t:j rt.ivii
err ci'.yloir.'jn- iu eoo 1 eonditinji. Vo iniplo.v
i.e ri -cuts, t ut Heal direct with eulcnit
Mm! an scii and deliver K;.k to any part .f
the t'liitt-d Sslatesor CV.uana a .inotit niio
(;:i:f the price charge i by otbei nursery men.
ihrouirh r:reiits. Ktmcinbtr wc will not be
imdcr.-'Jd by any r .'liable linn. l-cndi:s:.
Iit of wants cr.d wo Vill i',io!e yen prices; .r
10 i ents lor a hand mue iluuiiated cstal'uc
which you may deduct from ycur first nr.lcr.
Addrei-'s ail letters
J. LAHMEK cV CO,
Nij rservnen,
TORONTO, CANADA.
mm
THOSE
WISUINfi A FIRST-
I class piano,
sewi g machine, the
latest music or artist ' materials, will
find a bargain by cal ,g at Mrs. IJ.
Hyinan8. The piar. iare fully guar
anteed for five years. The best
pianos made to stand the climate of
the Pacific coast. The New Ameri
can Sewing Machine will please moat
fastidious. Painting and music les
sons giver, there. Stamping, Km
bmidcry acl Dressmaking done to
order. No. 115 1st St., Albany, Or.
For chilblain and frst-bites tne
C'hainberlaiu' Pa:n Ralip. Whi n
promptly applied to the Ire-zee jiurU
it will prevent the skin from tui niii"
bliiek or peeling otT. It alhivs the
itching and ..smarting of cMk'lains
nnd soon restive t!ic part to a Laalthy
eoaditioni Korj a'c by Fff.shav
Masou.
A TALE OF HORROR.
i Christians Massacred or Made
Slaves in Abyssinnia.
.MLTKII
FATOi;V (HCL.
Desperate Fight With Smaflers-In Qe:
taaa Frision -Yaaaina Fasseiicr3
-Eastera ftwa.
The Hkralv sp'cial IJispatelies. )
London, June 8. Missionary
letters to the Anti-iSlavery iSoeiety
say that the Mahdists have made
Western Abyssinia a desert. Whole
flocks and herds have been de
stroyed. Thousands of Christians
have been thrown into slavery.
Thousands of others have been
butchered, and hundreds of the
nublest inhabitants have been
taken to Mecca as slaves in viola
tion of the treaties.
.IM.TEO . FACTOKY 1KI..
The Mean Act of a ew .lersey
.Mill-Owner.
New York, June S. Hugh
Byrnes owned a mill. Maggie
Post worked as millhand. The
mm was in loch, jn. j. iiugu is
about 30 years old ; Maggie is in
her teens and is the daughter of a
carpenter of Patterson. Her lover's
family was natuially not much
pleased over the promised Uve
match. Mrs. Byrnes, the. ardent
lover's mother, was particularly
displeased, but despite all objec
tions Hugh wooed Maggie fondly.
Almost every evening after work
ing hours he visited the pretty
factory girl at the home of her
aunt, Mrs. Gillam, where Maggie
boarded. Finally the lovers de
cided to get mprned, family or no
family, and Aliss Post resigned her
position in the mill to prepare for
ihe ceremony.
On last Saturday the couple
made an engagement to visit
Father Mondert, of Carlstadt.
Early in the day, while Maggie
was still waiting, a neighbor
brought, the news that Byrnes had
suddenly left cn the day before,
ostensibly for Paterson. but that
nothing had been heard of him
since. Sunday passed and Mon
day came without a word from the
lover. Then the young girl con
cluded that he had deserted her,
f.nd she made a visit to the mill.
Monday a telegram was received
at the mill from Hiti'h. saving that
he had sailed on that day lor Pana
ma. There was no explanation of
Ins absence, no apology to the girl
he had deserted, in Lodi all sym
pathy is with the girl, particularly
as this is said to be the second
escapade of the kind on Byrnes'
part.
Three years ago he became en
gaged to a young German girl in
humble circumstances. The bans
were announced twice from the
altar of the Catholic church, but
before the third announcement
Bvrnes managed to postpone the
marriage indefinitely, and in a
week or two after he left for an ex
tensive trip to California.
Manv persons in the village be
lieve that he has sought refuge in
the .'olden State again, and that
hi.-i dispatch announcing a tup to
Panama is a Id nil'.
VILLAKl) vj IHlIMii:.
srrrf uici.
N .ii.ii"s flalf
...V YV hitIt Kadi
tin- Utroctors.
.Juno 8. At th::
Yin;.1
Northern Pacilie liice it was t iii
Cl'l
lire
Ad
d t
i.'it iiii iigivc-uit'iH had
I'ttwr-fti Pr.stdf it
i:
-ti Paci lie ii ud
Pics:
Paci!
lutil
Oaks d! the Northern
n regard to the election of
the Oifou NavigJition Ccuiiany
tt);t' will ;;i.er.re a nntifiiDious vols
lei 1. 1: directors : hat conipauvyto
be r :mi' .i jrvititly by Henry Vi!!;:rd
.in.! i.;c:i'ji'al J. :-l. "Dodge in P.rt
!;ui. ;)i-.
All !iii..;u;ii:i in the Nw York
courts hliectiiig the Oregon Nsiyi
5;:iti "! is t' be i.-coniiiiucd, and
tii L'r.iiiti Pacii'c is to contiime its
gU's:':f::y i'! jrr cent dividemis
c'.'ll.i' ):''.';ti Navigation stuck .
Tin-. !e:isc", however ii to he
anicipisd o as ;o ptrmit t'ac ex
ii'i'tii;'v'.!'e 'Jt c. i'ta'.n sums fur ad-
U!t!u!;H:
H.om auci otiur nut
po?cs.
Tj.jtli olljcors jilcdged tlieir-e.ves
to eiuicavor to briiig about tL.c i.nu
sunimation of the trackage agree -
men t for the common U3e of the
Oregou Navigation tracts cast of
the "Cascade mountains, and the
Oiejou Navigation is to be given
close c onnection with Pugct seuno
over the Northern Pacific track.
Yiinuiiia Passengers.
Yiji ix.v, June S. The steamer
Willamette Valley arrived at (5:15
this morning with the lollowing
passengers: J. P. Keau, J. A.
Ford, D. Y. Duncan, James
Shandlev and two children. D. L.
P.utler, J. S. Thompson, firs. It.
W. Wood, Mrs. Turner, Frank
Handlev, 11. J. McNamara, Chas.
Kovahldt, K. K. Curran, J. K.
Fulton, J. Wilson. M. Kcardon, (i.
McGonogal. Tom Dun:!. A special
train left with the steamer passen
gers for Albany this afternoon.
Italians iu A bysfluia.
Massowah June 8. Iheltalians
have ancstei an Abyssinian chieJ,
disarmed "tM'i ' his followers anu
occupied Kcier. withoutresi.-iance.
The inhabitant: arc rejoicing.
TEMPERANCE BOTES. OEAND SDhDAY EXCUKBIUH . ;
CJLlribute.' by the W. C. T. I".
BIrs. Mary II. Huot. National
Superintendent of Scientific Tem
perance Instruction receivea an
official invitati.m t re present at
the National Naval Academy at
Anaapohs, to witness the closing
exercises of the course of instruc
tirn in Scientific Temperance,
which was to be a vcriewoftht
work of tlie cadets in this branch
duriDsr the year. The Medical In
8 pec tor ttdwar.leu to Mrs. uuui
samples r the questions on mis
taj.'ic vrh:ch the students are re
quired to answer. This would
seem to indicate that the subj-ct
is beins cireo careful and thorough
attention, end Mrs. Hunt may take
credit to herself for keeping so per
siatentlv this branch of W. C. T. U.
work before the public and carry
inji: t such a successful issue.
The 'city of Topeka, Kan., lias
forty churches and no saloons.
Turks, who are Prohibitioiitsts,
are working to abolish saloons kept
by Chnstains in Constantinople
The natives cf Damascus call
drunken men victims of "The Eog
lish Disease."
In Mass. the proposed prohibi
tory amendment having failed, the
ezfstmz law is recemig new en
forcement, so that the liquor traffic
is driven out of many communities.
The collector of Interial Revenue
for the district of Kansas has been
instructed to issue no government
stampa to those wishing to engage
in the liquor traffic in Oklahoma,
intimating that no sale of liquor
will be permitted there. If it be
needed sufficient force will be
furnished to secure prohibition.
The United Presbytenaa in com
menting upon this savs: This will
be regarded by the saloon as the
severest cut of all. It has always
prided itself upon its enterprise in
being first in every new settlement;
daring to cltiim even that cuccess
l'ul pioneering was impossible with
out it. It must now, of course,
resent this interference and reflec
tion, and we may expect to bear
of the "despotism" which is ready
to use military force to ciush a
peaceful business.
TI'KNEI) TO STONE.
A Story That SuuikIk Fisli From
Clackamas Cwnnty.
A remarkable case of pctnfac
tion of ihe human body has just
Seen reported at Oswrgo, Clacka
mas county. One of the old and
well known rcffideuts of Oiwego is
John Confer. Some ten years ago
he had the inisf atune to lose his
wife, and cause the body to be in
honied near the village on the
place oweoed bj him. A short
time ago the Narrow Gauge rail
way company applied for aud
obtained tbe right of way through
the piece of land belonging to Mr.
Confer. On running the line tor
the road the surveyors found that
it would pass directly ucmss the
grave of Mrs. Confer, and that it
would be necessary to exhume the
body Accordingly this was done
a lew days since. When the collin
ws reached, which was io a badly
j dvcayed condition, it was discover-!
ed that the fntire body, with the
exception of a few ringers on one of
the liatpis, hud cecoine petriliid.
The form and features ot the dchd
womau wi re said U lie pcrtt ct and
stri'iingly lifelike i every dctailP
So heavy had the remains become
la i cing changed to swiid tcuie
thai it iiqu.re.i fight men to lift
tut mil-, i.. the grave aud cctivey
the :-a:ne t another burial .pot.
A '!. TIN: Ml'SCI'M.
iiov.
;Tiiiaii.v
Her
l'ntiS:
fl-li.llK'ls.
to CNIiitlit
51c
xican linaiicii r.
A novel im-a is that of t!je tier
uuui Government to dispatch in
the sj;i'ii:g of next year a large
steamer lilted up as a commercial
inu.soum to ail ji.'.iis of the wcuicl.
A ,i:;antif: 5.Searncr will bd "built,
v.e n wi!i viit ti;c j,rincij)a! hsr
I o i-l 'the wurid in rotation. At
r :.'!i pelt vi-itcd coi c.lt? will I e
ivca, tuuk:ng the ih'.uting museum
very attractive.' Each voyage will
lust two years, utiil among the ports
to be called at will t3 New York,
Baltimore, New Orleans, Vera
Cruz, Havana, Laguayra, Kio
Janeiro, Buenos Ay res. Montevideo,
Valparaiso, Call an, San Francisco
and a 'urge number of Asiatic
ports. Coming back by way of
the Suez Canal, the Mediterranean
harbors will be touched at, and,
dually, Hamburg will be reached
after an all-iiround -the-world voy
age. In (ifrman PrinomM.
Berlin, June 8. Eighteen
miners at Kssen who were recently
on a strike have been sentenced to
imprisonment for terms ranging
from one to six months for rioting.
Herr. Siegel, editor of the Fater
land, the clerical jiaper of Munich,
has been sentenced to six weeks'
imprisonment ;or libeling the late
dowager queen.
A line stock of LYjrlielt and honey
comb lricinie huggy lap rubes. Fly
rota and uiniacr goods at the lcadmsr
l.arsicss dealers, Thompson & Over-
liths Taqaiaa Bay oo Jcne 16th, Return-
ng tlo Be Pay. - '
At the earnest solicitation of .
many citizens arrangmeuis n
been made to run a sumiay excur-
sion oi live or more nrsi ctacs
coaches to tbe Yaquina Bay, leav
ing Albany Sunday, June Kith, at
6:30 a. m. and returning will leave
the Yaciuina Bey at v. m. and
arriving at Albany at 'J v. m. giving
nine Hours stay at n sea iue.
Arrangments lias been made
with the steam schooner Miscluct
to meet the train at Yaquina and
take parties out to sea for a few
houis deep sea nsnmg.
"""So pains will be spared to make
this the grandest excursion of the
season.
The fare for the round trip has
been placed at $2.50 from Albany
to Newport including transfer be
tween Yaquina and Newport on
the steamer "Hichardson". Ar
rangments will be made so that
parties coming from the south, who
wi8htojoin the excursion party1
can come in on the early morning
train, and get to Albany before the
departure of tbe excursion train,
and arr&ngments will doubtless
also be made with tbe Lebanon
train bo all those who wish can
come in on Sunday morning to join
the excursion.
Tickets will be on sale at Black
man's drug store, Wallace, Thomp
son & Company's grocery store,
W. F. Read's dry goods store, and;
at F. a. Burkhart's real estate
office. All those who wish to avail
themselves of this grand excursion
must purchase their tickets by
June 12th.
IIUMOROI'B DRIFT.
Somebody says man can get
roaricg drunk on water. Well, so
be can on land.
Scandal is not like a brick build
ing. It never collapses riecause of
a poor foundation.
"Will the Indian wnrkT asks t
writer. Try him with a jriutlet
and a keg of whiskv and see.
Now that the bustles are going
out of fashion, it is to be hoped
thnt the Indian? will leave off theii
war whoops.
Tiuth is said to be stranger the A
fiction. No wonder it is when peo
ple arc not so well acquainted with
truth.
The bill collector probably
doesn't like his busiDefs suj better
than the moo who pays htm, but it
has to be dun.
When n young roan proteoses and
is liccepfed he rings the girl's band.
If he is refused he wrings his own
hauds.
If, as we arc told, tbe devil
trembles when he sees the- weakest
saint upon his sn-eze. Beelzebub
must be having an awful time of it
jast now.
However could ymi think of
falling in iove with such a homely
fellow. His figure is something'
awful." 'Yc, but he has a lovely
one at tlie oank. '
The '-champion seulirr' and the
'champion s-cholnr" are iu-a grad
uated from the same college, but
the former makes the roost money.
"How is it that you hare had so
few deaths on your r;at.i-. doctor!'
"That's easy encash. Wlu-a I find
I have a bad case 1 ord'-: the patient
to take a trip abroad."
Mr. B. My dear Mr. Crtcau,
may I not put your name down for
tickets to Professor P';i.'iit"s course
of. lectures oa Buddhi-r.:.' Mrs. C.
O, by ail means! Y;; know
how passionately u ud I :;ni ('
llowf rs.
Mr. Bcttles-ia -Would you like
the date put .n your 'linage nie;it
rtn--, my dear? Mi's licryl By
all means, aud then if i hire's room
ro:i in some little motto .ike "Any
pun in u storm,' "T m. oird in the
hand," or s.mcthiug i iettv lika
that.-
St'imn Clerk (at PtMcliice win-,
dow) -You'll I.avc to pay letter
postage on tliis packiig'--. It's lirst
ciass matter. iVrse-veiing author
(about to tend his manuscript ou
its seventh trail trip; Ah, thank
you.' Couldn't you tct a position
as editor somewhere''
Local Editor I see that an
Indiana man has got the appoint
ment that Mr. Greaihend wa
after. Shall I go and interview
Grcath'jad about it? Managing
Editor No. Just state that Mr.
Grcattiead never wanted the posi
tion. That's what he'll ay, any
how. Darringer What is jour opinion
about Suoday ballplayiog at Badge -wood?
Pom pano (emphatically)
It is awful aad ought to be stopped.
DarringerThat's what I say.
There used to be good shooting
about there, but now the players
and spectators make such a racket
that when I went gunning last
Sunday I didn't see a leather.
Fight With Smngglem.
Pahis, June 8. In a desperate
afi'ray between French customs
nfiirnrs and sinutrirlers in tha
J Vosees department on the Ormn
frontier, a German peasant girl was
killed by an accidental shot. One
of the smuggler.'; was arrested.
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