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is-n "1F11n:TSa WEEK. ALBANY. OREGON: SUNDAY' MORNING. APRIL 1888. VOL IIIHNO lT 'V ni I go to 4.) ttitiliui of ; B.ROWNELL & -iZ7l -VY, OREO OX.- if And spend a little time lovuiiig over their civility of Seasonable, Fasnionable And Beiiable - Boots and. blioes- -Whicu they are selling 1 mm n It will pay you to go there, and you will thank us.for drawin;;- yo;. r atten tion to it, TIS SUPMB STOCK I?'a5 Viceu of bright selected with great ca.re, NEW GOODS, There in no room for doubt about the fiuality and the prices represent. TKUE ATlLTJE can rely upon a cordial rcception and satisfactory bar- Everybody ( ainb. CALL .A.T OlsTOEl 1 fit'11 11 1 L Tlie Red Krorit. ivV!-:i;i)Ai.i'; Hariw3re,te ' Ranges, Tinware.Coppcrwr Piunps, iron rir-f, rubli.-r liosc and;'JT)liiiriiing goods. .Solo aia-nts for' the oelebraicd "E.-irly Breakfast" cook stove heating stoves. Albany, Oregon. n ittll .10- Xy l ASI i- "t.'i rp id lUi! - I 0 hTAiinio thA n W l iUilSRl, I 01 J ni rav. a?yX l 11VI J II 111 N3 S erf jar cicuh r,$ HfMlt3ir 2-. AB1ET INC Mnf.co.cmiLil. CAL HAVfc iuU A CULU in the head which do. not get belter? ilae jou an excesMVe sfceretion of mucus or matter in the nasal passages which either must be blown from the nose or drop back behind the palate, or hawked or snuffed backward to the throat? Are yon tronhle-1 hv hawking, spitfinir. weak and inflated eyes, frequent soreness of the throat. 11 II U II II N lA HXIIIW X V fW7 CrMi nil ir 1 1 w 11 11 11 nnii , J ""-J . THE O N.LY A. -i- 1 - 1 !2BYIU.V qUATANTEED CURE TOR CATARRH iABIETtNEMETl-C ORQVILLE O.-roding sores reve the eorruiition withTii. V As every breath drawn into the lungs must pass over and become polluted by the secre tiora in the nasal passages, it must necessarily follow that poisoning of the whole system gradually takes pbee, while the morbM matter thst is swallowed during the sleep pafses into the stomach, enfeebles digestion, and often produces dyspepsia, and finall v great debil ity, nervousness and consumption. DO NOT PROCRASTINATE. If vou have experienced any of the above symptoms do not delav.Pbiit Trv! California Cat R Clrk at once. We positively guarantee a few applications to relieve, nd ta thorough treatment to enre. S;x m nthi treatment for S1.C0; sent by mail S1.10. isanta bie and Cas-K-Cnre. l or Sale by mi STANARD'S, at sncti- and l a wonderful ai we fx. L BLACKMAN. (Successor to E. W. Lanirdon) dealei: IX- Paints, Oils, . Berfumery and toilet :i rticlvs. also a full line of. books am! s'.iiT'om-ry. pcriiirtictils, etc. Z?" Prescriptior.s carefully onipouiided. IH GOD FELLOWS TEMPLE, Alhiiny - - Oicnoii. & hopkins, 1 1 aiid.ranges, and t aultless ' parlor r.LK I A EUREKA Tt. 1.. r - me mono 01 oaiiiojrna nicarst Califojnia and Lrr.irr. hlonm rin. n iD-thcir Inchest perfection in uiir'-uiiit. r are the herbs and jruni found that arc used in that Pleasant lmp'Tv fnr fill fthroat and'lung troubles, .Santa Ahik, 'la - rule of coughs, asthma, and con . 1 tion. Fhay A .Hasan, of Al !i ,Orej;or. have been appointed foi this valuable California rem and sell it under a sruarantee at SI a bottle. Three for S2. 50. TOR SALE BY 1, ALBANY OREGON niiinnir or roaring in the ears, u.ore or lees impairment of the hearing, loss of smell, memory -impaired, dullness cr lizzmesH of the head, drmess or heat of hiose? Have you lost all sense of smell? Have you a hacking cough? Have vou kHspepfia? Is your breath foul? Ik so ivou uavr the Catarrh. Some have all jthese symptoms, others only a part The leading symptom of ordinary ca- iiiu rn is mereasea secretion 01 mucus Ot yellow or greenish colored matter. - oul breath is caused by the decoK- posing accretions exuded from festering ulcers far back ia the head; sometimes the membrane covering the bones is eaten away and the bones themselves gradually decay. Such cases are in CAL.1 deed objects of pity, as stench from (I SIMON. f All 1 1 IVUUi (1 of Discoveries mm fall Albany, Oregon, 1 .t W. UASl'ON, PiSYfclClAN aM suk JT, geon, .Albanv, Wiei'il'.L. KLl.lS, PHYSICIAN AM St'Kr 'eon, Albany. Oregon. CC. KELLY, PHYSICIAN AND SL'R . y-'ou Albany, Oregon, office over Grad wdhl'rf store. Ottice hours, from 8a. m. to 4 P. M. Dr.. E. A. McALISTSR HAS LOCATED his office on. the corner of Klrst and Hroa-'albin streets, over Kedtield & Bronnell's toie, where he can be found when not pro fessionally engagfd. ,." ' ' .. - M jM.jMcj4n..g .E.McCOY.M. D.HOMfBKiPATHtO iiiKerstreet,' Ainan.TwTirs.vnrouiei !'ei'.se- a specialty. Consultation wee. Of- nee hours: 10 to is A- M alia 3 10 3 p. m. I v v.. X. BLACKBURN. ATTORNEY AT I.'. U: i: :,y. o-e;:wn. . Office in Odd bfllowV U oj.: . 'Vii: nrautice in all courts of the si ate, and give special attention to all biuinest-. lirOLVi. TOX H'VINL, AfTORNEYS VV at Law, Albany, Or. Office in rooms 13 and 14, store. Foster's islock, over L. E. Blain s T K. WEATKOKFORD. ATTORNEY AT J . law, AllMiny, Oregon. Ortisie in Odd Fellow's Temple. Will piactice in all the court? of thestate, and give special attention to ah nusniej'S. 1'ou M ill Save .Honey BY TAKING YOUR SEWING MACHINES 10 t he repairer, B F. Pardons, at tSith and Jefferson streets, Albany, Oregon. Good satisfaction or no pay. HARTLEY, 51. P., OFFERS HIS services to the gootl cnizens ot tlie vi -iitit r, Tangent. Linn comitv, Oregon. ). 'ACRES OFg LAND SITlTATED 12 f)( miles cast of Albany, near the Oregon Pacilic railroad, 360 awes in cultivation, and contains sufficient water and timber lor gen era) use. Would make four good farms Price, $12,000. with terms to suit purchaser. For particulars apply to J. J. Dorris. For Kale. A span : of horses, harness and wagon for sale, either together or sepa rately as will suit purchasers. For infoi illa tion, call at this office or at the owner's store at Spicer. REVERE HOUSE, ALBANY, OR.-CHAS. Pfeilfer, Prop. Only tirst-cclass house in the city. Large sample irooms for com mercial men. No Chinamen employed in the kitchen, tiencral stage office for Gorvallis. .ew I'isar Store. 01 ,TTO SALLINGER HAS OPENED A Ci gar and tobacco store opposite the Russ House. Hm former palrons are invited to call and see his new store. D 1. R KOLDEWAY, VETERINARY SUR. geon, Albany, Oregon. .Graduate of Get- taii and American colleges. ! . Want '!. MEN !" ix SIRING RAILROAD WpRK le gneii ernpl". nicnt by apply ing to Com factor Hunt at his hea'tnunrters at t:ili:i!.t. Work Will b vigorously pushed mi t: V.'jllula Itiamh, ai.d an unlimited mi lilu r "f men can obtain cmi'l.'.vment. HEWER T, PRACTICAL WATCHMAKE . ;mu jeweler, Albany, Oregon.j yjLTLESS FAMiL "I havenscd Simmons Liver Regulator for many years, fcav in? made it my only Family Medicine. My mother before tie was very partial to It. It is ri safe, sood and reliable medl ( ine for any disorder of the system, and if used in time is a great preventive of sickness. I often recommend it to my friends, and shall continue to do so. "Rev. James M. Rollins, .'aster M. E.Church, So. Fairfield, Ya ' TIME AND DOCTORS' BILLS SAVED &t trays keeping Simmon Mdvei emulator in the House, "I have found Simmons Liver "Regulator the best family med icine I ever used for anything; that may happen, have used it in Indigestion, Colic, Diarrhoea, itiliouaneis, and found It to re lieve immediately. After eat ing a hearty supper, if, on going to bed, I take about a teaspoon ful, I never feel the effects of the supper eaten. "OVID a. SPARKS, "Ex-Mayor Macon, Qa." -ONLY GENUINE" lias our Z Stamp on front of Wrapper. I H. Zeilin & Co., Sole Proprieto: 'rice. SI.OO- PHILADELPHIA, i W.JH.WIlsloAfrja -A LIVE -IN A- This is what Albany is at present, and in order to keep pace with the lively times in this city, w. H. Wil- lard has enlarged nis store ana siock 50 that he now has the nrst complete and desirable line of furniture in the valley. His double salesrooms in 1 ro man's block are filled with an elegant assortment of new furniture, consist ing of lounges in new p.iuerns, hne o-old riieture frames, willow shairs. easy rockers, marble tables, brackets, etc., etc. An examination of the stock will show this to be true in every re spect. Don't fail to see the tripods at Fort miller & Co. Iliey are the latest thing out in novelty furniture 11 urnini We, your committed t)u Pta f mi and Resolutions beg leave to i ep rt as follows: ' y.. r,l . The Republic ins iu the State of Oregon, in convention assembled, re-1 . i - it -Zt i !!el:m "k tidence in, the great ..Republican party, of the uation, )t whose erand achievements ami long; and success ful administration of .the government of the United Sr.rtes they have so much cause to ie -proud, and the elorv of which . thei,artileutitled : to show, : nSsrtake ant ilBatJUie4ak.l principles ana policy: . . - First We favor honest and effi cient administration 'of the depart ments of government both State and National. '': Second The right of the citizen authorized by la.v, andto have his vote honorably counted, ought to be respected and all efforts to control r limit that right deserves the con demnation of all good citizens. Third That while disclaiming the right to interfere with the adminis tration of the internal affairs of for: tigh nations, we sincerely approve the efforts of Irish and English statesmen to secure . by peaceful methods the American principal of "Home llule lor Ireland. Fourth That we are in favor of such legislation as should prohibit and pumsh the manufacture ot adul terated foods. Fifth That we are in favcr of the enactment of a law by Congress, wheteuy the homestead and pre-emp--iuii r trlits of settlers shall not be forfeited bv cancellation of filiuus bv the laud department when settlement or tilings are made in good faith, sixth That wefwor the encour- a .eiueiit ana development ot our d'.ate by the construction of railroads and other systems of transportation and that we hold all corporations to be strictly responsible to their liabil ities under the law, and recognize the right of the Legislature to enact all reasonable limitations on corporate 10 ver. Seventh That we regard the further immigration into the United States of Chinese laborers as directly opposed to the interests of American labor; and we therefore heartily ap prove the action of the Republican Senate 111 providing bv proper legis lation lor ho amending our treaties xvitli Chii'a as to prevent their fur ther immigration here. Eighth We recognize that the nation owes a debt to the surviving veterans of the rebellion which cau not be adeuu.itelv Tu'M:lauJ. ftold-t . to be the dutv of the ireue'ral '.irtt&tfS - O . tueiit to previa for the necessititta of them and theirs by prompt patueb of liberal pensions. :S - Ninh That the action of Presi dent Cleveland iu ordering tin return of the rebel flags was an unwarranted assumption of the right to use for political purposes the trophies of a valur he did not puscta and the fruits of a victory he di.t riot help to secure. Tenth While we approve every henest effort to preserve iut public lands l;y the punishment of willful trespasses upon them, avid are in tayor or . sucn measures as will en courage our citizens to m:ti:e upon aiiM improve them, we con-it mn the action of tiio presriit administration iu its preieiiutii efforts t- .protect such lands under color of wnicn, in stead of pursuing the p"ii ;v of the Republican. aliuiiiistratiiii iy caus iug the arrest auo punishment of those 01 ly whose actions p(.-ired to have been dishonest ami criminal. It has refused to cause said lanos to be surveyed, thereby c'is ouraing their settlement by pepplt needing and de siring to take them. The adminis tration also filled the country with a horde of officers styling themse.ves "Special Agents of the interior De partment," who have been made to act as spies and informers upon such of the honest citizens as have ven tured to settle upon the public lauds for the purpose of carving for them selves homes iu the wiuierness and has caused the arrest of liuuest set tlers upon those lands- upon, charges false aud infamous, and publicly branding them as robbers ami thieves has caused them to be dragged into both the civil and criminal courts to be tried upon false and fictitious charges, thereby compelling them to incur the expense of two defenses against the same act; has caused these same special agents to raise questions and dispute the right of honest citizens to require title to the public lands upon which they have honestly and in good faith settled and for which they have paid their money, and acting upon he sugges tion of these agents the officials hav ing such matters in charge haveunder the direction of the administration, like a court organized to convict, de drived the settler of his iana, robbed him of the benefit of his labor and refused to return his money; and these wrongs have been perpetuated against the settler with no apparent object but to furnish a pretext for so-called Democio ia reform. Eleventh That toe policy of the Democratic administration, which would place wool and luniuer on the free list and woolen goods on the highly protected list, cotton printson the free list, and other simitar arti cles; hoop iron on the proteoted list; and which policy would continue the collection of $50,000,000 on sugar each year, while at the same time the majority applaud the claim to carry out the President's idea that a tariff taxis robbery of the j eople, consti tutes a piece of unparelled political dishonesty, having for its sole object the success ot the Democratic party at the next election, even at the e:- pense ot the iractical destruction ot manyot our most important agncul- tural and manufacturing industries. n.,fatnri,tT ini llMtriHS. .Twelfth We iavor uie poncy of providing, chiefly itr the revenues ot the gcucial government aud for the purposes essential to the general gov ernment, a sys;em of cuies levied upon imports so adjusted as to dis criminate in favor of domestic indus tries and productions and iu favor of American labor, and we rlare n . t j ' , favor of reducing the annual surplus -venues of the government bad: mitiiu gfree of duty such articles of general use as 'cannot be largely pro duced or manufactured by our own people. . " lmrteentb That we deprecate the attempts of the Democratic adminis tration to degrade the honest toil 01 America to a level with the pauper labor of the old world. Fourteenth We uenounce and de plore the refusal of President Cleve land to approve the river and harbor bill, and we denounce the action of th Secretary of War iu what seems to be a studied attempt to delay the improyemeut of the Columbia river; and fully recognizing the importance of our oreat waterways as regulators of freight charges, not only on the waterways themselves but on the railroads as well, we insist that our great rivers should be free aud open to the sea, and we demand of the general government need of appro priations therefor. At the same time we recommend the uext Legis lature to take proper aud adequate steps to insist at once in opening the great river to general jommerce. Lastly A'e denounce the civil service reform professious of Presi dent Cleveland as a sham and fraud, as promises made to secure votes be fore- election, and the violations of which has been as constant as the huugerof the Democratic office-seek ers could demand. Interesting Hems About People. literary it 19 saiu mat ur. Holmes uses the Perlantic Monthly tor a paper weight. The editor of the Century Magazine can lead three war papers iu seven minutes with his eyes shut. The two jokes that Noah had with him in the ark wiil shortly appear suitably illustrated in the Editors Drawer depart ment 01 Harper s Monthly. Some excitement was caused the other j day in B as ton by the announce ment that Mr. Howells was in a critical conditiou; iut when it was ri-meiubcied that it is Mr. Howells'e professional duty to be so, prayers of thanks were offered up because his stcre was not hyper-critical. i rank. it. stckrou writes with stub peu.. Edjrar Fawcett -write? uis beit: work is done with the eriwr.- ; Charles Egbert Craddock writes witn tne ieatner ena 01 a quill. Robert Browning has a pet spider that Joes aU bis writing tor him. Lord Tennyson uses a private secretary. Mr. lio-.veils plays his novels on a typewriter. Dr. Holmes Usuis a patent safety razor to get bi.s Hiry fancies into bhape, and Mr. Low'-ll s dictatorial habits enable him to throw off dainty nothirtsTP with n stenographer nt two dol'ars a day. Iikler Ilig garci's best work is done with a few old books and a pair of scissors: and Ilobert L'mis Stfvensnn uses a tfp ppa in hoiu rottlie publishets who steal its products. Life TE.M'SSEKS' lTiriTK. Tlie teachers' institute for dis trict No. 2 will convene at Tapgent April 28th. All teachers and friends of education are cordially invited to attend. The following programme has been provided and will be faithfully carried out: MORNING SESSION. Methods in teaching. First Reader Miss Anna God- ley, of Halsey. Second and Third Readers G. H. Burt, of Shedd. Fourth and Fifth Readers J. II. Jewett, of Harrisburg. AFTERNOON SESSION. Methods in teaching. Primary Arithmetic H. Herron, of Tangent. Compound Numbers M. Brown, of Lebanon. Percentage G. P. Russel, W. R. of Halsey. . EVENING SESSIOM. Music by Tangent brass band. What shall our young folks read J. M. Williams, of Halsey. Gems of Literature Tangent public school. General discussion. Miscellaneous Exercises Why She Smiled. He was a middle-aged man with a suspicion of baldness escaping from under his fur cap, and he stood on a corner s : iling at every thing in general and at nothing in particular. "Guess what's in there," he cried pulling a clinched hand out of his overcoat pocket as McPelter came up. "Give it up!" "A souvenir." "Of wharr "Whv.I stepped into Blank's just now for a little purchase, and you know what a stunning little creature there is in one of the departments? No? Weli, she's there anyhow, and a half-dollar was coming to me in change. Maybe vou think she flipped it carelessly onto the couoter? Not much! She held it out to me in one of her lit-. i tie white hands. 1 squeezed ner hsr sirije!" anger when I took it. aQi you ,.,,,.,, a ,omimni )m f- xiiwj . xv a j - dollar tor all that. Le' me see it.'' had a hole in But it wasn't it it! liffs happiest dat. GENERAL NEWS. 5; j They satunon the rocks beside the sea. And talked ot wiiat liad been and what might be: And she whose heart was lightest, turned to Some careless thing aliout a "happy day " Silt I womier when life's happiest dsv will he? Said he whose thoughts were like the ships at sea, Blown here and there by every anton gale That chose to dally with each shining sail. 'The happiest day," said he before whose feet Life seemed a oathway through a meadow sweet, "That day, for me, will be the day thac brings The love of which the poet dreams and sings." "Life's happiest day," said he whose life had tieen One long, hard struggle against fate anil uu, - "That day will be for.me "0 poor gray head And grief-worn heart! "the day when I am dead." HDIURog: f U I FT. The woman question: "What are you going to trim it with ? ' A kicking mare in Portland Me., has been named ".She," because she makes her rider haggard. The Emperor of Brazil wears a bucke3e or horse chestnut tied to his neck to keep off evil spirits, and it has been a great success. Somebody asks. Doesitpav to be g"0.1?"' !i d-.io5 when the busi ness uv-i'iies juiiv- established; but you've c'jt hj mk money at the start. The Emperor William left a personal fortune of $75,000,000 showing that he never put a Na tional Opera Company on the road. "Harry, you should not ask Cousin John how much money lie is worth: that is not polite." "I wasn't trying to be polite. I just wanted to know." A paper in New York has chang ed from a political journal to a religious weekly. It will now leave the credits off of. its clipped paragraphic humor, Most of 'Em Do. "Your boy James is writing some poetry now, isn't he?" asked a women of her neighbor. "Yes." was the reply, "he says he feels the divine hi atus." :ihe "The Smiths must be awfully pxr they never give any thing "to charities.!' . He i'Weft She "Oh. butit.risn'-t::, - 'j "' .. - V - . 0'- Swe.inavenTi Mariori Ilarland says thai tlie coming womaii will, have - her own pleasant hews for the cormgn$HU& especially if her bank accourit,:ls big enough for two. i Queen' Victoria was born on a Friday, and the Prince, of Wales, who is somewhat short-sighted, thinks Fridav an unlucky day for him. He thinks if his mother hadn't oeen born he would be Kin' Don't worry because ol her people don't, manage tlieir business just as von think thv ought .to. hine cfiitnccs out nf ten the reason tneV don't is that they are worrying because you don't, manage your business as ttiev, think you should. Umbrellas were in use by the Egyptians 4,000 years ago. Albanv Express. Right you are. There is one of them standing, even at this moment, behind our ofhYe door. Man exchanged with us in the departing rush at a picnic last summer. strange?" said the 'thev say the C ar of "Isn't it Chicago girl : Russia eats pie with a knife." "I don't see anything strange about it," said her young friend from St. Louis: "them educated Russians has gone into good society, and proper very they learn what is quick." lie Was. "What's all the crowd about?" he asked as he came to the City Hall. "St. Patrick's Day," some one answered. "His birth day?" "He is dead, sir!" "Oh ah beg pardon. Well, I'll stand here and see the hearse come along, I guess. Quite a popular citizen, wasn't he?" It may interest the musical pub lic to know that a new artist has made his appearance. The . Satur day Evening Gazette informs us on Sunday that "Frau Kalische re grets deeply the failure to complete the arrangements for a concert to be given here by Mr. Tristram Isolde, under the management of Mr. Gericke." Happy Hostess "Do you know, Mr. Grandison, I feel quite proud of having you here to-night ! They told me you were so busy writing that you'd given up evey thing in the social way." Grandison "Well, yes; so l have. That is, everything of any importance er I mean what a mild winter we've been having." Hopeless. Miss Chatty Lafite (showing her library to Boston friend ) "Yea, that's Browning. It's awfully good, I suppose, but I don't understand all of it. I like something lighter." Boston Friend 'And you have Praed?" Miss Lafite (blushing a little) "Yes, I have. But it didn't do any goed." ( Boston friend drops the subject. ) At the Chicago Art Exhibition. Miss Lake -"Mamma, I ' want you to know Mr. Cronios. He puiied that paintia' or somethb' of 1 that - sort." Mrs. Laker "Proud to know you, sir. I've been meanin' to ask my husband to take me down to your er ata no, that am 1 it Aoatioir lor alojg time." Our Usual Budget of News from the National Capital. TO UlSt'l'SS TIIK TAKItF BILL. Drowned While Attempting to Rescue a Boy - Hotel Proprietor Pined for Using . Oleomargarine. : . The Herald's Special Dispatches. Washington, April 21. A meet ing of the ways and means com mittee has been called ior Monday morning. It is intended by demo cratic members to carry out the direction of the last caucus to con sult with their republican col leagues as to time to be allowed for deliberating in the house on the tariff bill. An Ofllcial Discharged. Washington, April 21. Acting Secretary of Treasury has dis charged Secret Seryice Agent Fin negas, at San Francisco. Pendleton Illness. Berlin, April 21. The latest in formation concerning Mr. Pendle- j on's attf -k,of 1? says that at Nassau, r'aof. Dr. Franz Hoff man was summoned to attend him, and pronounced the attack not serious. Pendleton's left leg and. arm only are affected, and they but slightly. fine Horses. New York, Aprii 21. The cur rent issue of the Spirit of the Times has a dispatch dated Nash ville, April 19th, which reports that Baldwin's string of thirty horses arrived this morning, all in good condition. Everything is readjr at the West side park for the ! the 28th. The outlook is that the meeting will be the best ever held m Nashville. Carl Schnne. Bremen, April 21. Carl Schurze accompanied by his family, arrived here from New York to-day. . , Jem MnitV AU risht. "New - York,,. April Smith hafci comes trQm,ilndoii: I'll j't!'k' TllWhl' 1 of Jncksoa.the wasat t for a irize figlit fti XlfJQQ 'kj DUBLIN. out At Skilibere continued ;ijiturrrtiae6eir8te rioters. Several were inrarroT,v'l-"Ji-. - a h ati:ry kate: Young 3! am Drowned W bile As sisting a Hi-ovt niiiK Itoy. Saoixaw. Mich., April 21. j Samnal Phillips, eleven-vear-old gun of a prominent and welJ-inown j merchant oi this city, while tdavuw on some loirs in a bavou this morning fell in. Englard Reidling, aged twenty-four, jumped in to save the boy, but the liitie fellow clung to his neck aud both were drowned. Reidling leaves a widow and one child. ss:vi:i THicM ici;iit Hold Proprietors Hncd Eur Using Olcoiiiargarcne, 1 Srnixurii:i.D, April 21. Thomas i Dugan and C. A. Bird, prominent I hotel proprietors, have been fined ! $50 aud cost each, and sentenced 1 to ten davs in jail for using oleo margarine on their tables, with out a printed notice in their dining room. The foulest Coming: London, April 21 Parnell has telegraphed to all the absent home rule members to attend the meet ings Monday and Wednesday, 011 which days divisions will be taken on the budget and Irish country bill respectfully. He Was Lacking in Faith. Boston Transcript. A lady who wa3 a firm believer in the cure of everything jby the mind, or, rather, the non-existence of all pains and maladies, has a little boy who complained of a terrible toothache. She took bim to a scientist to be cured, and re marked to that lady as soon as she had entered the room: "My boy thinks he has a terrible toothache, Mrs. Scientist, and I have brought him t you to bo cured of it." Having brought Iter attention to the case, Mrs. Scientist said: "Now, my little boy, you must look me right ia the eye. (A pause.) Now you haven't any toothache.'' "Yes, I have, too!" shouted the boy. -. The scientist smiled patiently, nd tried it over again. "You must look me right in the eyes and try to forget your tooth ache." she said. (Then there was another steadfast pause.) "Ah. now yu haven't any toothache." "Ye,. I have, too," &creauisd the bey again. The practitioner went through the process once more with fresh persuasion. The boy seemed in clined to be quiet tins time. "Well, "'I'gness you haven't anv toothache now; my bey," said she. "You lie," said the boy, quietly. vIIe was taken away, toothache and all. .... ...-. H if- f i .4 m 4? a Is :1 )m v-' V. : !i.r.-. t V3i