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îie fd à VOL. COQUILLE CITY, OREGON, TUESDAY, MARCH 23. 1897. 15. r ) H . G, H. CAltTF.lt, RESIDENT DENTIST, C o q n ill© C ity , OF INTEREST TO THE PEOPLE. O re g FFICE »it residence, and door south Odd Follows’ Hall. ¿Nothin« but rirst- olass work. Charges reasonable. vl5nl0 O SOME WRAT IS MONEY ? SE C R E TA R Y VERY IMPORTANT AUTHORITIES ON THE SU BJECT. Although a Banker, He Saw No Gold from ] ) I t . J. B U R T. M OO RE, Cut this Out and Paste It in Your Scrap- Book for Future Reference— Be Sure and Remember These Definitions. IL L promptly [OHpond to all calla. B U RG EO N A N D P H Y SIC IA N . w iollt. JrtV or UÍK1 COQUILLK CITY, OREGON. “ Money is coin-stamped metal, usually gold or silver, stamped by authority and used as a medium of PANHEMBIfl, commerce."— Webster’s Dictionary. “ Money is the medium of ex Attorney and Counselor at Law. change. Whatever performs this Office, Empire City, Oregon. function, does the work, is money, no matter what it is made o f ”- - F. DEAN, Prof. Walker in Political Economy. “ Money is simply employed for N o t a r y ¡F T o b lic , bartering, as a ship for carrying. Herald Offiee, Coquille Citv, Oregon. Its action is similar to n cart's, it fetched for its owner the things he is in want of.”— Prof. Jevons. “ The intrinsic value of money was ... BARBER SHOP the idea in the day of crude barbar ism. The simplest and most perfect r p H E BEST, NEATEST AND MOST form of money is that which pre X up-to-date in the oity. sents nothing but transferable debt, flot »ml Cold Saths—Reasonable such as paper. It is only when Charges, Courteous Treatment. states have reached a high degree COQUILLE CITY, OREGON. of civilization that they adopt this )epot, Front street, opposite H. K. De; perfect form of money.”— Rees’ T. W. G1LLHAM. Encyclopedia. «HE C O M M E R C IA L h ----- “ Whatever power there is over tho currency is vested in congress. The most modern arranged BAHBEK If tho power to declare what money SHOP in Coquille City. is not in congress it is annihilated. M. M. McDonald, Proprietor. is * * * We repeat, money is not Hot aud Cold Baths at nil hours. Popular a substance, but an impression of prices. Headquarters for Commercial Men. Next door Jonson Pro's rnarkes. legal authority, a printed legal decree.”— 12 Wallace, 519, United States Supremo Court o . I* . M O O N , “ An article is determined to be A t t c r n o y - a t - X ja ■ w , money by reason of the perform M ARSH FIELD. OREGON. ance by it of certain functions with Agent for the North America Insurance Co. out regard to its form or substance.” of Philadelphia, and the Loudon, L iv --A ppleton ’s Encyclopedia. erpool <fc Globe. “ Metallic money, whilo acting as coin, is identical with paper money in respect to its being destitute of intrinsic value.”— North British Re A t t o r n e y . a t - X j a - w , view. “ Money is a tool of exchange nnd MARSHFIELD, OREGON. nothing more. It is not a measure — ----------------------- - of value, nor a standard of value, Denlei in R eal E state o f nil kinds. nor a representative o f property. It transfers property conveniently from one partv to,auutluu-: u u. wagon hauls goods from one place Attorney - a.t L a w , to another.”— Professor Price. “ Moneys are of great varieties. Rnsehurg. Oregon. The palpable characteristic which distinguishes money from the num Special attention to matters before the erous subjects that resemble it, but ltoseburg land office, the commissioner which are not money, is its mark of of the general land office and secre authority, signifying that it is issued, tary o f interior at Washington. circulated and made payable for YRTLE CAMP, NO. 11)7, WOODMEN o f the World, meets at Masonic Hall debts, services, fines, taxes and com 1st and 3d Monday nights o f each month. modities by virtue of law.”— Alex A. J. S herwood , Consul. Delmar iu Science of Monday. George T. Moulton, Clerk. “ Money is a value created by law OURT COQUILLE, NO. 18, FOREST- (a statutory law). The value of ers o f America, meets every second and fourth Thursday evening, at Masonic Hall, metallic money is created by law.” — Henry Cornuschi. Coquille City, Oregon. FI. N. L okknz , C. R. “ The legislation assumes that in G eo . O. L eacii , H. S. i UN. L YTLE POET. N o. *7, O . A. ¡;. contemplation of law, money of [liueeto every first Wednesday night o f every species has the value which each month. Visiting comrades iu good the law fixes on it; that congress standing cordially invited to attend. lias the constitutional power to say H . H. N ioiiols , Post Com. W. H. N osleb , Adjutant. that ten pennyweights of silver shall henceforth be the dollar and do the ( *N F.N. LYTLE , W. 11. C., NO. 9. MEETS " j £T »*' the first and third office hereto/“ »-- *'oufl "Y sixteen Wednesday afternoon in eaelr . p enny»' nights, D TH E PEOPLE’S;::: John F. Hall, M C 1HADWICK LODGE. NO. «8, A. F. J and A. M., meets on Saturday evening on or before each full moon. Visiting breth ren cordially invited. J . P . G oodman , W\ M. C. W. W hite , Sec. C UEfiAH CHAPTER, NO. 6, O. E. S., meets Saturday afternoon on or before B each full moon and Saturday evening two weeks following. M rs . A lice T uttle , W . M. M bs . N oba G ood , Hue. OQUILLE LODGE, NO. 58, I .O . (). F .t moots every Saturday evening. Visit C ing brethren in good standing cordially invited. C. A. H akbinotov , N. G. J . S. L awbknck , R. S. fNOQTTILl.E ENCAMPMENT, NO. 25. I. \ J O. O. F., meets every first nnd third Thursdays in each month at Odd Fellows' tinII. Cordial invitation extended to all vis itin g patriarchs in good standing. B . K. B uck , C. P. G . F. B ootill , Scribe. a m i e b e b e k a h l o d g e , n o . 20 . I# O. O. F.. inlets every 2nd nnd 4th ■Wednesdays in each mouth, at Odd Fel lows’ hall. Miss B elle R ich , N. G. J. H. L a w r e n c e . K . S. M Chair Factory^ C O Q U IL L E C IT Y . I Opposite City Wharf.1 K eeps on hand and m akes to ordor first-olnss R A W H ID E : C H AIR S. /l) me giàìBW - report, page 519. “ The gold dollai is not a commod ity having an intrinsic value, but money linviug only a statutory value. * * * And every dollar has the snmo value without regard to the material. * * » The gold dollar lins not intrinsic value. Money has only a statutory value. * * * Iu business transactions gold is not n commodity, but money; nothing more nor less. This gold lias and had a statutory value; legally < ach dollar passes for one hundred cents and legally it has no other value.”- Supreme Court of Iowa, Vol. 16. “ There is legally no such thing as gold or silver money. Money is the sovereign authority impressed on that which is capable of taking nnd retaining the impression. That upon which the stamp is placed is called coin; the coin may be metal, parchment or paper. The value is in the stamp nnd not in the metal or material.”—Judge Tiffany’s Consti tutional Law, waitter before the war. C O O S _ B A Y nr l 1834 to 1848. (Extract from “ Men and Measures of Half a Century,’ ’ by Hugh Mc Culloch, secretary of the treasury under Lincoln, Johnson and Arthur, page 119.) Although the double standard existed in the United States, the me tallic currency of the country chiefly und throughout the west exclusively, from the time the bank was organ ized in 1834 to the discovery of gold in California in 1848, was silver. Tho capital of the bank was paid up in Spanish and Mexican dollars, and its reserve continued to be in this coin uutil it was soid for gold at a premium of about 3 per cent on Mexican dollars nnd G per cent on Spanish. I had lieen a banker for 14 years before I handled or Baw a dollar iu gold except tte 10 thaler pieces which were brought into this country by German immigrants. If Professor Sumner had been a ban ker nt nny time prior to 1849, he would not have gone so w.de of the mark as he did in saying in the 1885 June number of The Nort i Ameri can Review. “ We do not want or need silver as n circulating medium and shull not abandon it, because we never had it.” We did have it, aud sooner or latar we shall have it again, and without its being de graded. We nro not prepared— the world is not prepared--for the demonetization of either gold or silver, nor can this preparation be brought about without the wiping out of a very large part of public and private debts.Debts contracted when both metals are used as money would be a bur dentoo heavy to be borne when mensurod by a single standard. . , The Manufacturers’ Association o f Portland is taking a good deal o f interest in the beet sngar (insi riese. At tbe last meeting, held March 9, tbe association was ad dressed by D. W. Roebling, Prof. G. W. Shaw, D. M. Gault and others on various phases of the snhject. Mr. Roebling showed that it would require four factories with a capacity for handliug 300 tons o f beets escb per day during the season to supply the sugar con sumed ia Oregon. At ths present time we are sending out of the state about $1,200,000 per year to |iay for sugar. The Riddle Mite reports that I here was a good attendance at a meeting held at Myrtle Creek, Oregon, Sat urday, March 6, to discuss the ad visability of growing beets for sugar making in that vicinity. The meeting organized under the name of the Umpqua Valley Sugar Grow ers’ Society, and a committee was appointed to ascertain how many acres conld be secured for beet production. It is tbe intention to get tbe farmers about Myrtle Creek, Cunyonyille nnd Riddle interested nnd to lay the basis for securing a factory if possible. Sugar Beet. Albert Gerberdiug, president of tbe San Francisco Prodcce Ex change, recently prepared at d read before the San Francisco Chit-Chat club a paper on tbe beet sugar industry which is credited with giving the most complete and exhaustive discussion of the subject yet made iu that state. Mr. Gerberdiug describes in de tail the method which has been fol lowed in Ventora comity, Califor nia, to demonstrate the fituess of that county for the production of beets for sngar purposes. Arrangements were made to supply seed to evsry farmer who would agree to plant and care for them according to directions. These directions are well worth tbe attention of farmers in Oregon who inteud to experiment with sugar beets aud are ns follows: INSTRUCTION. Plant a space 66 feet sqnare-— one-tenth of an acre. Keep all the stock off tho land after the rains begin. Plow deep, break up thoroughly, pulverize the soil before plauting. Sow when the B o il is warm after tains, say in April or May. One pound of seed will sow one- tenth of sn acre. Sow it in rows 18 to 21 inches npart. Sow with"a drill, forced feed: sow shallow, jast deep 3nongb to be covered. Seed should come np in 7 to 21 days. Thin the beets out as soon as they develop four leaves. Thin out from 6 to 10 inches, according to richness of soil. Lenve only nue beet in one place and that tbe most vigorous. > Keep weeds out entirely. Do not allow a crust to form on top of the laud after seeling, or while beets are growing. Continue to keep the soil loose by drawing a cultivator between tbe rows u.atil the tops cover the ground. Beets should ripen in from 120 to 160 days from the time of seed ing. When the outer leaves turn yel low and die down it is an indica tion that the beets are ripening or Rural Northwest: T be legisla ture o f Washington has passed a law which provides for paying a bonuty of one cent per pound on beet sugar produced in that state, provided the factory pays the firm- ers five dollars per ton for beets. An English syndicate is expected sjeru The maddest editor in the slate with a view toestaTdisliinjPVVactory Statesman. resides in the neighboring city, Yes, why don’t they? They ap if the outlook for profitable returns says a South Dakota exchange. pointed a cominittoe once to make is favorable. One evening recently ho attended a test case in the courts, and Rep. Representative E llis,of Oregon, a social given at a private residence Smith asked Rep. Huntington why is only one of many who has wres and during the eveniug tbe women that committee never reported. tled with the servaut girl questiou inaugurated a hugging bee, the Huntington told him nnd Smith in Washington. “ Our greatest proceeds to go to the church. Prices dropped it like a hot potato. Tno trouble," said Mr. Ellis, “ has been were graded according to tho person Statesman don’t know ns much as to get a servant who has not lived to be hugged. For instauce, for Little Doc Smith or it would drop with the Guatemalan minister or hugging a young inexperienced girl it, too. cooked for M. Puteuotre, or been you had to give np 10 cents; mar Yates Center (Knn.): Yes; the wave is here— aud cornin’, you can hear the wheels a hummin’— in the graveyards— in the mills that ain’t been built; you can see the workers a toilin'— in the papers—that the confidence is pourin’, and a Mowin', nnd a roarin’— and the banks with joy are falling off their feet; and everything is hustlin’ and a rnshin’ and a bustin’— in the jails and at the morgues on every street. Capital Journal: Albany Demo crat, you talk sense: “ President McKinley pleads for laws that will raise more revenue. What the country needs is laws that will cre ate less expense. It costs fully $100,01>0,000 too much to run our government That much is abso lutely thrown away every year. Cut off that amount of expense and there will be a surplus under the present tariff law. A Conceited Family. mum « tot lived, Oregon City Herald: Secretary Thu Hays Bftby Nan of mamma. 'o f State Kincaid has refused to re- i j “ The I »patent man that ever waa,” --------- cognize the state rnilrond commis Hava Baby Nan of papa, Mfmlfaotnrer o f Mnrble Monuments, Ile a l- sion and that monument of Repub- t “ Tha sweetest thing in all the world,” | Is Baby Nan—both know it. stones. Tablets, eto. I licnn extravagance has died with j And while each one ia modest, or, Ojraetery lots enclosed with stone coping the legislature which failed to ap I f flattered does not thow it, or c a b in s . Iron railir.es furnished to o r I Thrir love run* round and round thi» wav der. Correspondence solicited from parties propriate any funds forthese leeches. Ins sted and repeated liv ilg in the conntrv or other towns » h o But Kincaid is now denounced as 8 Til! as a whole th»» family mavwisii anvthino in my line o f hnsim-aa. i ( in ’V r• - !:v i'. t* c >n •cited. ' Poj ulist, you know. If .lisrirtrLU . . . . . Oeeu C. III/. PATERSON, Prop. Yon may have an education That would mystify a nation Given to investigation Of moat eruditio kind; You may have u reputation For high supererogation Or the oontraiu dilation Of a aelfleh, sordid mind; In all yonr adjudication Yon may acorn equivocation, Or the smallest deviation From tbe plane o f abs'ract right; Aud your mere recommendation May procure a situation For a man in degradation Rlaoker lha*» the darkeet night; Whiia in fieros argumentation You may risa lo recantstion, Shunning misrepresentation, Whiia your foeniau mocks vourpuin— Bet. despite this eninbinAtion, If not mentioned with elation For a oahinet situati.n. You hava lived aud worked in vain! — — ■ » «O» ♦- -------- — Capital Journal: Along with its other paid standing advertisements appears the following in the Mitchell push: WHY DON’T THE MEMBERS OF THE BENSON HOUSE CARRY THE LEGISLATIVE MUDDLE INTO THE COURTS AND xx O T i r y n T n i r n f E E r t » ! ' A• Exchange: This is the week that the wave of prosperity is to be launched from the White House. But whether it bedluges the country Exchango: The Populists will or not, the people will hail the havo 22 or more members in the change cf presidents as a relief from house of representatives, and an Cleveland. exchange reveals the fact that they I on glit to be able to save the country. \ \ r ANTED - FAITHFUL MEN OR They have a Bell to ring on legis TV women to travel for responsible estab lished bonso in Oregon. Salary $700 and lative chesnuts; a Castle for a strong expenses. Position permanent. Reference. hold; a Bodkin to punch holes in Enclose aelf-addreaaed clamped envelop \ gold-bug arguments; a Gunn for The National, Star Inanranoe H id ,., Chi cago. I ; * Fowler to snare; a Skin- ner to take the hide off, and a Baker , Mario ini Sloii fforlSi*°*’ "”!"*rtiY - ,, Manufactured from beat hard wood. J. B. FOX, Proprietor. TESTIMONY. Philadelphia Press (R p p .): The iron ore pool seems Dear breaking. The quicker it breaks tbe better. Its organization did infinite barm to the iron trade. The advance in ore it worked, from $2.90 to $4 a ton, gave an artificial foundation to the whole iron trnde and deferred prosperity. Providence has given the United States the cheapest ores in the world end nothing should be allowed to interfere with their sale nt the cheapest price in the Court world, C M rs . V iola E lliott , Pres. Mas. Ida H abbinotom , Sec. M cCULLOCHS Planting the Are You One of the Unfortunates ? housekeeper at the Engish legation. We have had cookiDg in 17 different languages, some of them dead, I imagine, judging from the crema tion through which the things served at meals bad passed; but uot oue of them has been able to do good, plaiD, American cooking. We have had more blue-blooded ser vants, too, it seemed to me At oar house tban falls to the lot of most people. The Inst one that left us iuformed Mrs. E llis confidently, though somewhat haughtily, I take it, that she came of a very good family herself, and her sister was married to a German syndicate.’ ’ A correspondent ot tbe New York Sun linving asked for the names of the ten American women who will live longest in history, the Sun publishes the following list: Martha Washington, Priscilla Alden, Rebecca R olfs (Pocahon tas), Eliza Goose (Mother G oose), Molly Pitcher, Maria Mitchell, Elizabeth Blackwell, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Elizabeth Cadr S ta D ton , Lucretia Mott. Portland Telegram: One of Or egon’s railroad commissioners rises to remark that he proposes to pur sue his official task, whether he is paid for it or not. As the ohief fentcre o f his official task lias here tofore consisted of drawing his salary,it is difficult to see how be can pursue it when be has no sal ary to draw. Indianapolis Journal; Itw a sso easy. The coal barons wanted $40,000,000. Tbat was only a bag atelle. They simply advanced the price of coal $1 and ordered 40,000,- 000 toDS mined. Hermann or Keller never performed a more adroit trick tbaD that. The trust system encourages just such leger- demaiu. ried women brought 15 cents and widows a quarter. Old maids came in a bunch for 3 cents. W ell, our friend was blindfolded, aud, giviug np 15 cents, said he would take a married woman. After he hud bagged 15 cents’ worth the bandage was removed from his eyes, and lo! nd behold, he had been bugging bis own wife! Then he wanted his 15 ceuts back. How did Nell Glynn look in her new hall dress?” Bhe asked. “I don’t know,” he replied; “ hut the large majority of her th at whs out of it looked stunning.” “ I hpard yon fonght a dnol with Parker?’’ “ I did.” “ Weren’ t you afraid to stand np before a loaded pistol?” “ Not with Parker holding it. I'm insured in his company.” Indignant Customer—Just look and see what the first rain-storm has done to this hat you sold mo and told me I couldn’t wear out! Cohn—Vat's dor madder mit you' Didn’t I tell you you couldn’t vear it oudt? NO. 34, Sciatic Rhuunsfsm It Shortened the Patient’s Leg Two Inches, 1 and so Affected the Nervous System that He Continually Shook as with the Palsy. > * ' , After Six Years of Torment He Succeeds in Find ing a Remedy for the Horrible Disease. From (ho Egyptian Fro ss, Marion, Illinois. There it n# uvnt in this section o f the country, connected with ths medical world, that is better known to the public than that o f Mr. Monroe Peterson. He is situated in u nice, comfortable home, with * good farm, about four miles west o f Johnson City, 111., He is now fifty-eight years old, in a healthy condition, and weighs one hundred and ninety pounds. Not a more upright nnd honorable citizen does our nation afford, aud he is looked upon with wonder, because o f his healthy condition after so long a period of misery and suffering. The cause of Mr. Peterson*« long suffering was a hurt which he received in a fall, while running a drill in 1861, being a soldier at the time. He has been crippled in his right leg evar aince that date. Bciatio rheumatism then set in, and his leg began to slowly wither away and draw np in the joint, and now it is about two inches shorter than the c**her. It began to grow worse and, finally, his whole body began to shake like a person with the St. Vitus’ dance. Hit first severe attack was about six years ago. There is no disease in the power of human endurance more awful in its pains and afflictions than sciatic rheumatism. Some times its pain may be a alow, steady one, while, at other times, it comes with jerks and wrenches that seem to twist the body out of all shape o f recognition. It Bcenis to contract the muscles, drawing the body Al most in a knot. While this is probably the worst stage of sciatic rheumatism, it is some times found in milder forms. So it was with Mr. Peterson, but with it was associ ated a feeling and condition almost ns un comfortable and unbearable. The body was in a continual shake, rendering it impossible for him to do anything. lie had lust all control of his muscles. On application to a physician for relief, he was told that the affliction might last him all his life, or, on the other hand, it might leave him entirely 1 thereby extendió] og the contracted sciatto nerve which was the scat o f trouble. Mr. Peterson, unwilling to subject bis body dv to such treatment, thinking —— severs - -------------, objected, j ....uldns that it could be made better if not cured, in some more humane way. All kinds o f patent medicines hsd been tried. At times ho thought he was enjoying the comfort and pleasure a pariiul - i ----------- of # -------- ’ * r<*Ue?p but soon ho would in me the same old rut, making vruuiu be ue back unco.in his life one o f misery and affliction. Instead of life being one of improvement and joy, it was one o f continual toil and suffering. Electric currents, which have gained such a foothold amonj the remedies for rheumatic and neuralgic pains, were tried with only partial relief for a while. He Voa treated by nearly every physician in tho county. A ll kinds o f medicines were tried without avail. Much money had l>een spent in vain. Still was this disease like a vampire sucking away at hit miserable life. The doctors finally gave him up. saying nothing could relieve nim. They had tried every remedy known to the medical world, and now they thought it best to keep the money Um ft ^ ht ?inr spent ___ for doctors* bills ___ nnd ________ — medi ia make cines ami muko h bis last days as pleasant fo t him as his miserable condition would allow, llewasplueed before a »State Board o f pen sion eximiners and was told that it would be useless to spend nny more money in this direction or to try to improve his health, for it was an impossibility. Ashe now thought the culmination had been reached, but, not to be baffled by despair, ho still sought means by which his miserable 35To could bo made more happy. “ As long as there is life there is hope.’ ’ He saw un article in the paper widen stated that a distinguished lumber man in Michigan bad been cured o f a car.« resembling bis own by Dr. ’Williams* Pink Pills for Palo People. lie then renewed courage to try again. He ordered one-half dozen boxes, and by taking pills one day rested the following night better than lie had rested for years, “ useverowns his case that he took them nearly six months. Ho began to gradually mend and is now a bale and hearty man. He now goes anywhere on the farm that he desires, unci is now nhlo to write a good, plain band and sign his name to his vouchers, and is able to do his chores about the house. While he Thr.o pill, rot Jcnnrm to fW . "rrtfrTrt could not even sign his vouchers, thereby having to make his mark and witness it. At o f country till Mr. Peterson tried them, nnd this time he could not walk a etep without now they can bo hud nt any drug $tore. aid; nor even sit down in a chair without Hundreds of boxes have been told on account assistance. So severe was the shaking of o f the reputation o f this one case. At least his head that It almost caused him to go half o f the people, not knowing tho name of blind. He could not distinguish a person a the pills, call for “ the kind Mr. Peterson rod’s distance in front of him. lie came tried.’ ’ (Signed.) M onroe P eterson . very nearly losing his mind, and his friends Subscribed and «worn to before me on 111« thought, as a last resort, that he would have to be taken to a hospital. When he was 25th day of May, A.D., 1806. J ohn H. K opp , taken to town for examination by a physi [ se a l .] Justice of the Peace. cian, he had to be examined in the buggy, so difficult was it for him to get out. Often An analysis o f Dr. Williams* Pink Pill« times it wonld seem that life was nearly ex sliows that they contain, in n condensed form, tinct, and his feet and hands would have to all the element« m-eessary to give new life ami be bathed in warm water and rubbed in richness to the blood and restore shattered order to restore the circulation. For two nerves. They are an unfailing specific for years he was not able to feed himself at the such diseases ns locomotor ataxia, partial table. His ever faithful and dutiful wife put paralysis, St. Vitus’ dance, sciatica, neuralgia, the food to his mouth. Atnight he would take rheumatism, nervous headache, the alter efr smothering spells and would have to be fects of la grippe, palpitation of the heart, pal« lifted up In oed that ho might regain his nnd sallow complexions, all forms o f weakness breath and .strength. At thll critical period either in male or female, nnd all diseases re he was not able to put on his clothes, not sulting from vitiated humors in tho blood. able to do anything Dut sit and suffer his Pink Pills are sold by all dealers, or will b« miserable life away. sent post paid on receipt of price, 50 cents, a One physician gave, as his decision o f the box or six boxes for $2.50—(they are never sold case, that his leg would have to be placed in j in bulk or by the 100) by addressing Dr. WiU • vice and stretched to its original length, ; liamz’ Medicine Company, Schenectady. N. ¥ “ You’ vegot a vpry peculiar uose ” “ Well, tli it’a noue of your business, ia it?” “ No, but you epem foud of putting it iu other people’a.” First Hottentot—They say tbere’H a banker just died in New York who hus left $50,000 to the South African missions. Second Hottentot — W ell, I hope the lawyers won’t gr.tb it. 1 want a Dew hat the worst way. Scene: (Young man in dimly lighted parlor, holding enamored fair one in his lap. Old gent stand ing at head of stairs): Father— Daughter, is that young man gone vet? Daughter—No, papa. Father —Is he making nny progress iu that direction? Daughter—No-o, but he’s holding his own. W OOL! WOOL! We are paying the highest market price for wool, «pot cash on delivery, Ht Bumbrn. junaotfl BANDON WOOLEN M ILLS CO. T o tiie T T z if-r f a .r L a .t e Dr Gibbon This old reliable and moat euccei Hful apec- ialisf in Han Frat cis co, still continue« to cure i II Sexual nnd Seminal Diseases, «nob as Gonorrhea, Glee* t, Ht r, c t u re, Syphilis, in all its forms. Skin Disense», N e r v o u 8 Debility, Impotency, Seminal Weakness mid L om o f Manhood, the consequence of self-abuse and excesses producing the following symp toms: Hallow countenance, dark spots un der the eyes, pain in th ■ head, ringing m the ears, loss o f confidence, diffidence in approaching strangers, palpitation o f the heart, weakness o f the limbs and back, los» of memory, pimples on tLc face, cough», consumption, etc. DR. GIBBON has practised in Han Fran cisco over 30years an I those troubled should \ | R8. A. G. AIKEN HAS NOW A CX>M- not fail to consult him nnd receive the ben lVL píete and fnsbionnhle Stock of. M il efit of his great skill and experience. The linery At Lenovo's drag store. doctor ourrs when others fail. Try him, GUARANTEED Persons cured COMPLETE STOCK-EVERYTHING Cl'REH at home. Charges reasonable. Call or NEW. write. I)R. J. F. OIB B O lf, 625 Kearney si reef, Hnn Francisco, Cal. Millinery. GOOD FOR EVERYBODY Large Assortment, Seasonable and Up to Date. I and C a II early And raAke selection pricM—at Leneve’ s drug store. Almost everybody takes some laxative or120) MKK. A. O. AIKEN. medicine to cleanse the system and keep the blood pure. Those w h o take SIMMONS LIVER R e g u l a t o r (liquid or powder) ;et all the benefits of a mild and pleasant axative and tonic that purifies the blood Atlanta Constitalion: The New and strengthens the whole system. And York preachers are engaged in re more than this: SIMMONS LIVER REGU vising the Bible to snit themselves. LATOR regulates the Liver, keeps it active This seems to be a case of necessity, and healthy, and when the Liver is In good condition you find yourself free from for if the Bible is troe as it is writ Malaria, Biliousness, Indigestion, Sick- ten, the New York preachers are, ' Headache and Constipation, anj rid of COR. F IR S T A N D H A L L STS. for the most part, in a very bad way, that worn out and debilitated feeling. Near R. R. Depot, ] th ese are all causej by a sluggish Liver. iudeed. COQUILLE CITY, OREGON. : Good digestion a n j free.lorn from stomach Denver Post: A New York 1 troubles will only be had when the liver 7IK 8T CLASH FARE, l»y the single writer says Cliauncey M. Depew's is properly at work. If trr uhled with any >f these complaints, fry SIMMONS I.IVEK _ l meal, day or time bo»%rders. light ear protrades from his head R e g u l a t o r . The king of Liver Medi- A limited number of nicely-kept room«, with clean and com fort further than his left oue. A s he I fines, and Better than I'ills. able bedding. sits at his desk, perhaps it is his ^ T E V E I I Y P A C ItA O E -tt Comfortable sitting room. right ear that has its muzzle pointed , H xt Itip / . Ktaint» in r c l o n w ra p p er. Rates to suit the times a n d made known on applieatior toward Washington. U . Z e ilin t t C o ., P h lla ., I*a. f M r s . 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