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VOL.
COQUILLE CITY, OREGON, TUESDAY, MARCH 23. 1897.
15.
r ) H . G, H. CAltTF.lt,
RESIDENT DENTIST,
C o q n ill©
C ity ,
OF INTEREST TO THE PEOPLE.
O re g
FFICE »it residence, and door south
Odd Follows’ Hall. ¿Nothin« but rirst-
olass work.
Charges reasonable.
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O
SOME
WRAT IS MONEY ?
SE C R E TA R Y
VERY IMPORTANT AUTHORITIES
ON THE SU BJECT.
Although a Banker, He Saw No Gold from
] ) I t . J. B U R T. M OO RE,
Cut this Out and Paste It in Your Scrap-
Book for Future Reference— Be Sure
and Remember These Definitions.
IL L promptly [OHpond to all calla.
B U RG EO N A N D P H Y SIC IA N .
w
iollt.
JrtV or UÍK1
COQUILLK CITY, OREGON.
“ Money is coin-stamped metal,
usually gold or silver, stamped by
authority and used as a medium of
PANHEMBIfl,
commerce."— Webster’s Dictionary.
“ Money is the medium of ex
Attorney and Counselor at Law. change. Whatever performs this
Office, Empire City, Oregon.
function, does the work, is money,
no matter what it is made o f ”- -
F. DEAN,
Prof. Walker in Political Economy.
“ Money is simply employed for
N o t a r y ¡F T o b lic ,
bartering, as a ship for carrying.
Herald Offiee, Coquille Citv, Oregon. Its action is similar to n cart's, it
fetched for its owner the things he
is in want of.”— Prof. Jevons.
“ The intrinsic value of money was
... BARBER SHOP the idea in the day of crude barbar
ism. The simplest and most perfect
r p H E BEST, NEATEST AND MOST form of money is that which pre
X up-to-date in the oity.
sents nothing but transferable debt,
flot »ml Cold Saths—Reasonable such as paper. It is only when
Charges, Courteous Treatment.
states have reached a high degree
COQUILLE CITY, OREGON.
of civilization that they adopt this
)epot,
Front street, opposite H. K. De;
perfect form of money.”— Rees’
T. W. G1LLHAM.
Encyclopedia.
«HE C O M M E R C IA L h -----
“ Whatever power there is over
tho currency is vested in congress.
The most modern arranged BAHBEK
If tho power to declare what money
SHOP in Coquille City.
is not in congress it is annihilated.
M. M. McDonald, Proprietor. is
* * * We repeat, money is not
Hot aud Cold Baths at nil hours. Popular
a substance, but an impression of
prices. Headquarters for Commercial
Men. Next door Jonson Pro's rnarkes.
legal authority, a printed legal
decree.”— 12 Wallace, 519, United
States Supremo Court
o . I* . M O O N ,
“ An article is determined to be
A t t c r n o y - a t - X ja ■ w ,
money by reason of the perform
M ARSH FIELD. OREGON.
ance by it of certain functions with
Agent for the North America Insurance Co. out regard to its form or substance.”
of Philadelphia, and the Loudon, L iv
--A ppleton ’s Encyclopedia.
erpool <fc Globe.
“ Metallic money, whilo acting as
coin, is identical with paper money
in respect to its being destitute of
intrinsic value.”— North British Re
A t t o r n e y . a t - X j a - w , view.
“ Money is a tool of exchange nnd
MARSHFIELD, OREGON.
nothing more. It is not a measure
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of value, nor a standard of value,
Denlei in R eal E state o f nil kinds.
nor a representative o f property.
It transfers property conveniently
from one partv to,auutluu-: u u.
wagon hauls goods from one place
Attorney - a.t L a w , to another.”— Professor Price.
“ Moneys are of great varieties.
Rnsehurg. Oregon.
The palpable characteristic which
distinguishes money from the num
Special attention to matters before the erous subjects that resemble it, but
ltoseburg land office, the commissioner
which are not money, is its mark of
of the general land office and secre
authority, signifying that it is issued,
tary o f interior at Washington.
circulated and made payable for
YRTLE CAMP, NO. 11)7, WOODMEN
o f the World, meets at Masonic Hall debts, services, fines, taxes and com
1st and 3d Monday nights o f each month.
modities by virtue of law.”— Alex
A. J. S herwood , Consul.
Delmar iu Science of Monday.
George T. Moulton, Clerk.
“ Money is a value created by law
OURT COQUILLE, NO. 18, FOREST- (a statutory law). The value of
ers o f America, meets every second and
fourth Thursday evening, at Masonic Hall, metallic money is created by law.”
— Henry Cornuschi.
Coquille City, Oregon.
FI. N. L okknz , C. R.
“ The legislation assumes that in
G eo . O. L eacii , H. S.
i UN. L YTLE POET. N o. *7, O . A. ¡;. contemplation of law, money of
[liueeto every first Wednesday night o f every species has the value which
each month. Visiting comrades iu good the law fixes on it; that congress
standing cordially invited to attend.
lias the constitutional power to say
H . H. N ioiiols , Post Com.
W. H. N osleb , Adjutant.
that ten pennyweights of silver shall
henceforth be the dollar and do the
( *N F.N. LYTLE , W. 11. C., NO. 9. MEETS
" j £T »*'
the first and third office hereto/“ »-- *'oufl "Y sixteen
Wednesday afternoon in eaelr
.
p enny»' nights,
D
TH E PEOPLE’S;:::
John F. Hall,
M
C
1HADWICK LODGE. NO. «8, A. F.
J and A. M., meets on Saturday evening
on or before each full moon. Visiting breth
ren cordially invited.
J . P . G oodman , W\ M.
C. W. W hite , Sec.
C
UEfiAH CHAPTER, NO. 6, O. E. S.,
meets Saturday afternoon on or before
B
each full moon and Saturday evening two
weeks following.
M rs . A lice T uttle , W . M.
M bs . N oba G ood , Hue.
OQUILLE LODGE, NO. 58, I .O . (). F .t
moots every Saturday evening. Visit
C
ing brethren in good standing cordially
invited.
C. A. H akbinotov , N. G.
J . S. L awbknck , R. S.
fNOQTTILl.E ENCAMPMENT, NO. 25. I.
\ J O. O. F., meets every first nnd third
Thursdays in each month at Odd Fellows'
tinII. Cordial invitation extended to all vis
itin g patriarchs in good standing.
B . K. B uck , C. P.
G . F. B ootill , Scribe.
a m i e b e b e k a h l o d g e , n o . 20 .
I# O. O. F.. inlets every 2nd nnd 4th
■Wednesdays in each mouth, at Odd Fel
lows’ hall.
Miss B elle R ich , N. G.
J. H. L a w r e n c e . K . S.
M
Chair Factory^
C O Q U IL L E
C IT Y .
I Opposite City Wharf.1
K
eeps
on
hand
and m akes to
ordor first-olnss
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: C H AIR S.
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report, page 519.
“ The gold dollai is not a commod
ity having an intrinsic value, but
money linviug only a statutory
value. * * * And every dollar
has the snmo value without regard
to the material. * * » The gold
dollar lins not intrinsic value.
Money has only a statutory value.
* * * Iu business transactions
gold is not n commodity, but money;
nothing more nor less. This gold
lias and had a statutory value;
legally < ach dollar passes for one
hundred cents and legally it has no
other value.”- Supreme Court of
Iowa, Vol. 16.
“ There is legally no such thing as
gold or silver money. Money is the
sovereign authority impressed on
that which is capable of taking nnd
retaining the impression.
That
upon which the stamp is placed is
called coin; the coin may be metal,
parchment or paper. The value is
in the stamp nnd not in the metal or
material.”—Judge Tiffany’s Consti
tutional Law, waitter before the war.
C O O S
_
B A Y
nr
l
1834 to 1848.
(Extract from “ Men and Measures
of Half a Century,’ ’ by Hugh Mc
Culloch, secretary of the treasury
under Lincoln, Johnson and Arthur,
page 119.)
Although the double standard
existed in the United States, the me
tallic currency of the country chiefly
und throughout the west exclusively,
from the time the bank was organ
ized in 1834 to the discovery of gold
in California in 1848, was silver.
Tho capital of the bank was paid up
in Spanish and Mexican dollars, and
its reserve continued to be in this
coin uutil it was soid for gold at a
premium of about 3 per cent on
Mexican dollars nnd G per cent on
Spanish. I had lieen a banker for
14 years before I handled or Baw a
dollar iu gold except tte 10 thaler
pieces which were brought into this
country by German immigrants. If
Professor Sumner had been a ban
ker nt nny time prior to 1849, he
would not have gone so w.de of the
mark as he did in saying in the 1885
June number of The Nort i Ameri
can Review. “ We do not want or
need silver as n circulating medium
and shull not abandon it, because we
never had it.” We did have it, aud
sooner or latar we shall have it
again, and without its being de
graded. We nro not prepared—
the world is not prepared--for the
demonetization of either gold or
silver, nor can this preparation be
brought about without the wiping
out of a very large part of public
and private debts.Debts contracted
when both metals are used as money
would be a bur dentoo heavy to be
borne when mensurod by a single
standard.
. ,
The Manufacturers’ Association
o f Portland is taking a good deal
o f interest in the beet sngar (insi
riese. At tbe last meeting, held
March 9, tbe association was ad
dressed by D. W. Roebling, Prof.
G. W. Shaw, D. M. Gault and
others on various phases of the
snhject.
Mr. Roebling showed
that it would require four factories
with a capacity for handliug 300
tons o f beets escb per day during
the season to supply the sugar con
sumed ia Oregon. At ths present
time we are sending out of the
state about $1,200,000 per year to
|iay for sugar.
The Riddle Mite reports that I here
was a good attendance at a meeting
held at Myrtle Creek, Oregon, Sat
urday, March 6, to discuss the ad
visability of growing beets for
sugar making in that vicinity. The
meeting organized under the name
of the Umpqua Valley Sugar Grow
ers’ Society, and a committee was
appointed to ascertain how many
acres conld be secured for beet
production. It is tbe intention to
get tbe farmers about Myrtle Creek,
Cunyonyille nnd Riddle interested
nnd to lay the basis for securing a
factory if possible.
Sugar Beet.
Albert Gerberdiug, president of
tbe San Francisco Prodcce Ex
change, recently prepared at d read
before the San Francisco Chit-Chat
club a paper on tbe beet sugar
industry which is credited with
giving the most complete and
exhaustive discussion of the subject
yet made iu that state.
Mr. Gerberdiug describes in de
tail the method which has been fol
lowed in Ventora comity, Califor
nia, to demonstrate the fituess of
that county for the production of
beets for sngar purposes.
Arrangements were made to
supply seed to evsry farmer who
would agree to plant and care for
them according to directions.
These directions are well worth tbe
attention of farmers in Oregon who
inteud to experiment with sugar
beets aud are ns follows:
INSTRUCTION.
Plant a space 66 feet sqnare-—
one-tenth of an acre.
Keep all the stock off tho land
after the rains begin.
Plow deep, break up thoroughly,
pulverize the soil before plauting.
Sow when the B o il is warm after
tains, say in April or May.
One pound of seed will sow one-
tenth of sn acre.
Sow it in rows 18 to 21 inches
npart.
Sow with"a drill, forced feed:
sow shallow, jast deep 3nongb to
be covered.
Seed should come np in 7 to 21
days.
Thin the beets out as soon as
they develop four leaves.
Thin out from 6 to 10 inches,
according to richness of soil.
Lenve only nue beet in one place
and that tbe most vigorous. >
Keep weeds out entirely.
Do not allow a crust to form on
top of the laud after seeling, or
while beets are growing.
Continue to keep the soil loose
by drawing a cultivator between
tbe rows u.atil the tops cover the
ground.
Beets should ripen in from 120
to 160 days from the time of seed
ing.
When the outer leaves turn yel
low and die down it is an indica
tion that the beets are ripening or
Rural Northwest: T be legisla
ture o f Washington has passed a
law which provides for paying a
bonuty of one cent per pound on
beet sugar produced in that state,
provided the factory pays the firm-
ers five dollars per ton for beets.
An English syndicate is expected
sjeru
The maddest editor in the slate
with a view toestaTdisliinjPVVactory
Statesman.
resides in the neighboring city,
Yes, why don’t they? They ap if the outlook for profitable returns
says a South Dakota exchange.
pointed a cominittoe once to make is favorable.
One evening recently ho attended
a test case in the courts, and Rep.
Representative E llis,of Oregon, a social given at a private residence
Smith asked Rep. Huntington why
is only one of many who has wres and during the eveniug tbe women
that committee never reported.
tled with the servaut girl questiou inaugurated a hugging bee, the
Huntington told him nnd Smith
in Washington.
“ Our greatest proceeds to go to the church. Prices
dropped it like a hot potato. Tno
trouble," said Mr. Ellis, “ has been were graded according to tho person
Statesman don’t know ns much as
to get a servant who has not lived to be hugged. For instauce, for
Little Doc Smith or it would drop
with the Guatemalan minister or hugging a young inexperienced girl
it, too.
cooked for M. Puteuotre, or been you had to give np 10 cents; mar
Yates Center (Knn.): Yes; the
wave is here— aud cornin’, you can
hear the wheels a hummin’— in the
graveyards— in the mills that ain’t
been built; you can see the workers
a toilin'— in the papers—that the
confidence is pourin’, and a Mowin',
nnd a roarin’— and the banks with
joy are falling off their feet; and
everything is hustlin’ and a rnshin’
and a bustin’— in the jails and at
the morgues on every street.
Capital Journal: Albany Demo
crat, you talk sense: “ President
McKinley pleads for laws that will
raise more revenue.
What the
country needs is laws that will cre
ate less expense. It costs fully
$100,01>0,000 too much to run our
government That much is abso
lutely thrown away every year.
Cut off that amount of expense and
there will be a surplus under the
present tariff law.
A Conceited Family.
mum « tot lived,
Oregon City Herald:
Secretary Thu
Hays Bftby Nan of mamma.
'o f State Kincaid has refused to re- i j “ The
I »patent man that ever waa,”
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cognize the state rnilrond commis
Hava Baby Nan of papa,
Mfmlfaotnrer o f Mnrble Monuments, Ile a l- sion and that monument of Repub- t “ Tha sweetest thing in all the world,”
| Is Baby Nan—both know it.
stones. Tablets, eto.
I licnn extravagance has died with j And while each one ia modest, or,
Ojraetery lots enclosed with stone coping the legislature which failed to ap
I f flattered does not thow it,
or c a b in s . Iron railir.es furnished to o r
I Thrir love run* round and round thi» wav
der. Correspondence solicited from parties propriate any funds forthese leeches.
Ins sted and repeated
liv ilg in the conntrv or other towns » h o But Kincaid is now denounced as 8 Til! as a whole th»» family
mavwisii anvthino in my line o f hnsim-aa.
i ( in ’V r• - !:v i'. t* c >n •cited.
' Poj ulist, you know.
If .lisrirtrLU
. . . . .
Oeeu
C. III/. PATERSON, Prop.
Yon may have an education
That would mystify a nation
Given to investigation
Of moat eruditio kind;
You may have u reputation
For high supererogation
Or the oontraiu dilation
Of a aelfleh, sordid mind;
In all yonr adjudication
Yon may acorn equivocation,
Or the smallest deviation
From tbe plane o f abs'ract right;
Aud your mere recommendation
May procure a situation
For a man in degradation
Rlaoker lha*» the darkeet night;
Whiia in fieros argumentation
You may risa lo recantstion,
Shunning misrepresentation,
Whiia your foeniau mocks vourpuin—
Bet. despite this eninbinAtion,
If not mentioned with elation
For a oahinet situati.n.
You hava lived aud worked in vain!
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Capital Journal: Along with its
other paid standing advertisements
appears the following in the Mitchell
push:
WHY DON’T THE MEMBERS
OF THE BENSON HOUSE CARRY
THE LEGISLATIVE MUDDLE
INTO THE COURTS AND
xx O T i r y n T n i r n f E E r t » ! ' A•
Exchange: This is the week that
the wave of prosperity is to be
launched from the White House.
But whether it bedluges the country
Exchango: The Populists will or not, the people will hail the
havo 22 or more members in the change cf presidents as a relief from
house of representatives, and an
Cleveland.
exchange reveals the fact that they
I on glit to be able to save the country.
\ \ r ANTED - FAITHFUL MEN OR
They have a Bell to ring on legis TV women to travel for responsible estab
lished
bonso in Oregon. Salary $700 and
lative chesnuts; a Castle for a strong expenses.
Position permanent. Reference.
hold; a Bodkin to punch holes in Enclose aelf-addreaaed clamped envelop \
gold-bug arguments; a Gunn for The National, Star Inanranoe H id ,., Chi
cago.
I
; * Fowler to snare; a Skin-
ner to take the hide off, and a Baker
,
Mario ini Sloii fforlSi*°*’ "”!"*rtiY - ,,
Manufactured from beat hard wood.
J. B. FOX, Proprietor.
TESTIMONY.
Philadelphia Press (R p p .): The
iron ore pool seems Dear breaking.
The quicker it breaks tbe better.
Its organization did infinite barm
to the iron trade. The advance in
ore it worked, from $2.90 to $4 a
ton, gave an artificial foundation to
the whole iron trnde and deferred
prosperity. Providence has given
the United States the cheapest ores
in the world end nothing should
be allowed to interfere with their
sale nt the cheapest price in the
Court world,
C
M rs . V iola E lliott , Pres.
Mas. Ida H abbinotom , Sec.
M cCULLOCHS
Planting the
Are You One of the Unfortunates ?
housekeeper at the Engish legation.
We have had cookiDg in 17 different
languages, some of them dead, I
imagine, judging from the crema
tion through which the things
served at meals bad passed; but uot
oue of them has been able to do
good, plaiD, American cooking. We
have had more blue-blooded ser
vants, too, it seemed to me At oar
house tban falls to the lot of most
people. The Inst one that left us
iuformed Mrs. E llis confidently,
though somewhat haughtily, I take
it, that she came of a very good
family herself, and her sister was
married to a German syndicate.’ ’
A correspondent ot tbe New
York Sun linving asked for the
names of the ten American women
who will live longest in history,
the Sun publishes the following
list: Martha Washington, Priscilla
Alden, Rebecca R olfs (Pocahon
tas), Eliza Goose (Mother G oose),
Molly Pitcher, Maria Mitchell,
Elizabeth
Blackwell,
Harriet
Beecher Stowe, Elizabeth Cadr
S ta D ton , Lucretia Mott.
Portland Telegram: One of Or
egon’s railroad commissioners rises
to remark that he proposes to pur
sue his official task, whether he is
paid for it or not. As the ohief
fentcre o f his official task lias here
tofore consisted of drawing his
salary,it is difficult to see how be
can pursue it when be has no sal
ary to draw.
Indianapolis Journal; Itw a sso
easy.
The coal barons wanted
$40,000,000. Tbat was only a bag
atelle. They simply advanced the
price of coal $1 and ordered 40,000,-
000 toDS mined.
Hermann or
Keller never performed a more
adroit trick tbaD that. The trust
system encourages just such leger-
demaiu.
ried women brought 15 cents and
widows a quarter. Old maids came
in a bunch for 3 cents. W ell, our
friend was blindfolded, aud, giviug
np 15 cents, said he would take a
married woman.
After he hud
bagged 15 cents’ worth the bandage
was removed from his eyes, and lo!
nd behold, he had been bugging
bis own wife! Then he wanted his
15 ceuts back.
How did Nell Glynn look in her
new hall dress?” Bhe asked.
“I
don’t know,” he replied; “ hut the
large majority of her th at whs out
of it looked stunning.”
“ I hpard yon fonght a dnol with
Parker?’’ “ I did.” “ Weren’ t you
afraid to stand np before a loaded
pistol?” “ Not with Parker holding
it. I'm insured in his company.”
Indignant Customer—Just look
and see what the first rain-storm
has done to this hat you sold mo
and told me I couldn’t wear out!
Cohn—Vat's dor madder mit you'
Didn’t I tell you you couldn’t vear
it oudt?
NO. 34,
Sciatic Rhuunsfsm
It Shortened the Patient’s Leg Two Inches, 1
and so Affected the Nervous System
that He Continually Shook as
with the Palsy.
>
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,
After Six Years of Torment He Succeeds in Find
ing a Remedy for the Horrible Disease.
From (ho Egyptian Fro ss, Marion, Illinois.
There it n# uvnt in this section o f the
country, connected with ths medical world,
that is better known to the public than that
o f Mr. Monroe Peterson. He is situated in
u nice, comfortable home, with * good farm,
about four miles west o f Johnson City, 111.,
He is now fifty-eight years old, in a healthy
condition, and weighs one hundred and ninety
pounds. Not a more upright nnd honorable
citizen does our nation afford, aud he is
looked upon with wonder, because o f his
healthy condition after so long a period of
misery and suffering.
The cause of Mr. Peterson*« long suffering
was a hurt which he received in a fall, while
running a drill in 1861, being a soldier at
the time. He has been crippled in his right
leg evar aince that date. Bciatio rheumatism
then set in, and his leg began to slowly
wither away and draw np in the joint, and
now it is about two inches shorter than the
c**her. It began to grow worse and, finally,
his whole body began to shake like a person
with the St. Vitus’ dance. Hit first severe
attack was about six years ago.
There is no disease in the power of human
endurance more awful in its pains and
afflictions than sciatic rheumatism. Some
times its pain may be a alow, steady one,
while, at other times, it comes with jerks
and wrenches that seem to twist the body
out of all shape o f recognition. It Bcenis to
contract the muscles, drawing the body Al
most in a knot. While this is probably the
worst stage of sciatic rheumatism, it is some
times found in milder forms. So it was
with Mr. Peterson, but with it was associ
ated a feeling and condition almost ns un
comfortable and unbearable. The body was
in a continual shake, rendering it impossible
for him to do anything. lie had lust all
control of his muscles. On application to a
physician for relief, he was told that the
affliction might last him all his life, or, on
the other hand, it might leave him entirely
1
thereby extendió]
og the contracted sciatto
nerve which was the scat o f trouble. Mr.
Peterson, unwilling to subject bis body
dv to
such
treatment,
thinking
—— severs
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j
....uldns
that it could be made better if not cured, in
some more humane way. All kinds o f patent
medicines hsd been tried.
At times ho
thought he was enjoying the comfort and
pleasure
a pariiul
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’ * r<*Ue?p but soon ho
would
in me
the same old rut, making
vruuiu be
ue back
unco.in
his life one o f misery and affliction. Instead
of life being one of improvement and joy, it
was one o f continual toil and suffering.
Electric currents, which have gained such a
foothold amonj the remedies for rheumatic
and neuralgic pains, were tried with only
partial relief for a while. He Voa treated
by nearly every physician in tho county.
A ll kinds o f medicines were tried without
avail. Much money had l>een spent in vain.
Still was this disease like a vampire sucking
away at hit miserable life.
The doctors
finally gave him up. saying nothing could
relieve nim. They had tried every remedy
known to the medical world, and now they
thought
it best to keep the money Um
ft
^ ht
?inr spent ___
for doctors*
bills ___
nnd
________
— medi
ia make
cines ami
muko h
bis last days as pleasant fo t
him as his miserable condition would allow,
llewasplueed before a »State Board o f pen
sion eximiners and was told that it would
be useless to spend nny more money in this
direction or to try to improve his health, for
it was an impossibility. Ashe now thought
the culmination had been reached, but, not
to be baffled by despair, ho still sought means
by which his miserable 35To could bo made
more happy. “ As long as there is life there
is hope.’ ’ He saw un article in the paper
widen stated that a distinguished lumber
man in Michigan bad been cured o f a car.«
resembling bis own by Dr. ’Williams* Pink
Pills for Palo People. lie then renewed
courage to try again. He ordered one-half
dozen boxes, and by taking pills one day
rested the following night better than lie had
rested for years, “ useverowns his case that
he took them nearly six months. Ho began
to gradually mend and is now a bale and
hearty man. He now goes anywhere on the
farm that he desires, unci is now nhlo to write
a good, plain band and sign his name to his
vouchers, and is able to do his chores about
the house. While he
Thr.o pill,
rot Jcnnrm to fW . "rrtfrTrt
could not even sign his vouchers, thereby
having to make his mark and witness it. At o f country till Mr. Peterson tried them, nnd
this time he could not walk a etep without now they can bo hud nt any drug $tore.
aid; nor even sit down in a chair without Hundreds of boxes have been told on account
assistance. So severe was the shaking of o f the reputation o f this one case. At least
his head that It almost caused him to go half o f the people, not knowing tho name of
blind. He could not distinguish a person a the pills, call for “ the kind Mr. Peterson
rod’s distance in front of him.
lie came tried.’ ’
(Signed.)
M onroe P eterson .
very nearly losing his mind, and his friends
Subscribed and «worn to before me on 111«
thought, as a last resort, that he would have
to be taken to a hospital. When he was 25th day of May, A.D., 1806.
J ohn H. K opp ,
taken to town for examination by a physi
[ se a l .]
Justice of the Peace.
cian, he had to be examined in the buggy,
so difficult was it for him to get out. Often
An analysis o f Dr. Williams* Pink Pill«
times it wonld seem that life was nearly ex sliows that they contain, in n condensed form,
tinct, and his feet and hands would have to all the element« m-eessary to give new life ami
be bathed in warm water and rubbed in richness to the blood and restore shattered
order to restore the circulation. For two nerves. They are an unfailing specific for
years he was not able to feed himself at the such diseases ns locomotor ataxia, partial
table. His ever faithful and dutiful wife put paralysis, St. Vitus’ dance, sciatica, neuralgia,
the food to his mouth. Atnight he would take rheumatism, nervous headache, the alter efr
smothering spells and would have to be fects of la grippe, palpitation of the heart, pal«
lifted up In oed that ho might regain his nnd sallow complexions, all forms o f weakness
breath and .strength. At thll critical period either in male or female, nnd all diseases re
he was not able to put on his clothes, not sulting from vitiated humors in tho blood.
able to do anything Dut sit and suffer his Pink Pills are sold by all dealers, or will b«
miserable life away.
sent post paid on receipt of price, 50 cents, a
One physician gave, as his decision o f the box or six boxes for $2.50—(they are never sold
case, that his leg would have to be placed in j in bulk or by the 100) by addressing Dr. WiU
• vice and stretched to its original length, ; liamz’ Medicine Company, Schenectady. N. ¥
“ You’ vegot a vpry peculiar uose ”
“ Well, tli it’a noue of your business,
ia it?” “ No, but you epem foud of
putting it iu other people’a.”
First Hottentot—They say tbere’H
a banker just died in New York
who hus left $50,000 to the South
African missions. Second Hottentot
— W ell, I hope the lawyers won’t
gr.tb it.
1 want a Dew hat the
worst way.
Scene:
(Young man in dimly
lighted parlor, holding enamored
fair one in his lap. Old gent stand
ing at head of stairs):
Father—
Daughter, is that young man gone
vet? Daughter—No, papa. Father
—Is he making nny progress iu that
direction? Daughter—No-o, but he’s
holding his own.
W OOL!
WOOL!
We are paying the highest market price
for wool, «pot cash on delivery, Ht Bumbrn.
junaotfl BANDON WOOLEN M ILLS CO.
T o
tiie
T T z if-r f a .r L a .t e
Dr Gibbon
This old reliable and
moat euccei Hful apec-
ialisf in Han Frat cis
co, still continue« to
cure i II Sexual nnd
Seminal Diseases,
«nob as Gonorrhea,
Glee* t, Ht r, c t u re,
Syphilis, in all its
forms. Skin Disense»,
N e r v o u 8 Debility,
Impotency, Seminal Weakness mid L om o f
Manhood, the consequence of self-abuse
and excesses producing the following symp
toms: Hallow countenance, dark spots un
der the eyes, pain in th ■ head, ringing m
the ears, loss o f confidence, diffidence in
approaching strangers, palpitation o f the
heart, weakness o f the limbs and back, los»
of memory, pimples on tLc face, cough»,
consumption, etc.
DR. GIBBON has practised in Han Fran
cisco over 30years an I those troubled should
\ | R8. A. G. AIKEN HAS NOW A CX>M- not fail to consult him nnd receive the ben
lVL píete and fnsbionnhle Stock of. M il efit of his great skill and experience. The
linery At Lenovo's drag store.
doctor ourrs when others fail.
Try him,
GUARANTEED
Persons cured
COMPLETE STOCK-EVERYTHING Cl'REH
at home. Charges reasonable. Call or
NEW.
write.
I)R. J. F. OIB B O lf,
625 Kearney si reef, Hnn Francisco, Cal.
Millinery.
GOOD FOR EVERYBODY
Large Assortment,
Seasonable and
Up to Date.
I and
C a II early And raAke selection
pricM—at Leneve’ s drug store.
Almost everybody takes some laxative or120)
MKK. A. O. AIKEN.
medicine to cleanse the system and keep the
blood pure. Those w h o take SIMMONS
LIVER R e g u l a t o r (liquid or powder)
;et all the benefits of a mild and pleasant
axative and tonic that purifies the blood
Atlanta Constitalion: The New and strengthens the whole system. And
York preachers are engaged in re more than this: SIMMONS LIVER REGU
vising the Bible to snit themselves. LATOR regulates the Liver, keeps it active
This seems to be a case of necessity, and healthy, and when the Liver is In
good condition you find yourself free from
for if the Bible is troe as it is writ Malaria, Biliousness, Indigestion, Sick-
ten, the New York preachers are, ' Headache and Constipation, anj rid of COR. F IR S T A N D H A L L STS.
for the most part, in a very bad way, that worn out and debilitated feeling.
Near R. R. Depot,
] th ese are all causej by a sluggish Liver.
iudeed.
COQUILLE CITY, OREGON.
: Good digestion a n j free.lorn from stomach
Denver Post:
A New York 1 troubles will only be had when the liver
7IK 8T CLASH FARE, l»y the single
writer says Cliauncey M. Depew's is properly at work. If trr uhled with any
>f these complaints, fry SIMMONS I.IVEK _ l meal, day or time bo»%rders.
light ear protrades from his head R e g u l a t o r . The king of Liver Medi- A limited number of nicely-kept
room«, with clean and com fort
further than his left oue.
A s he I fines, and Better than I'ills.
able bedding.
sits at his desk, perhaps it is his
^ T E V E I I Y P A C ItA O E -tt
Comfortable sitting room.
right ear that has its muzzle pointed , H xt Itip / . Ktaint» in r c l o n w ra p p er.
Rates to suit the times a n d
made known on applieatior
toward Washington.
U . Z e ilin t t C o ., P h lla ., I*a.
f
M r s . S h e p p a rd ’s
Many P n fln l Banners,
Financiers and Railway Officials
advise investors to buy
Railway & Dock
Boarding House, CONSTRUCTION STOCK,
I
Now selling nt $10 per share,
They say it will soon sell nt $50,
nnd eventually sell above its par
▼al u p of 5100.
Write for fnil inf
GEO. W. DUNN A
nation to
O ., B
t w York.
Wanted—An
Mea I
protect
Me*»«: »h«y »«*y t>rlnn
twit
Wrlu* JOHN WEDDlKBUrOI A C:0
W w M f W t , I». C.. M » their »■ ‘
an-t now iLy. o f oü » tb oa «su il ls * »n tlv
can thin k
ume «im ple
i» to patent?
/o n w ealth.
M -nt Attor-
i prize o ffer
wtu*t>*4.