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•m / Educational Notice »»G H A C U G tt k e n W O O D .” A G O OD «T O R Y . Humorous Sayings and Doings. hook, interesting as it might be, lor him.” A SPICY note — SHK tells W ho ARE A very amusing anecdote is told of Publie examination of Taaebera will take» An old minister the other day asked ••Of course, * said Bel; “ and shall THE PENDULUM. not her h u s b a n d s . an Irishman who happened to be in Par a woman what could be done to induce place on th# *eeond Saturday of M*f#k, Jam, he again, when he c>>mes to his senses September and December. Grace Greenwood addresses the fol- > b while three crowned heads of Europe her husband to attend church. “ I Swing on, old pendulum of the world, J. H. MYER, He is licit, and worth putting up one’» lowin'' to the Washington S 'a r: were there on a visit to hi* Imperia’ don’t know,” she replied, “ unless you 1 Fupt. Common School«, Polk Co. Forever and forever. book for. But it you think 1 in going Editor » f the Star— Sir: I find in Majenty, Napoleon. These distin -nish were to put a pipe aud a jug of whisky Keeping the time o f suns ard stars, in there to read now, you ¡ire mistaken; The ia<ri.h that endcth uever; vour issue of y esterday the following cd persons were the Emperors of Russia in the pew.” liivery and I’w i fctablt« so g i yourself, if you’re afraid to leave Your mouotone »peaks joy and grief. )ura<rr inh * , and Austria, and the King of Prussia. him alone.” A Ju-tice, in rebuking a virago who And failure aud endeavor. COOPER & GESNER, I,J“Jf)r' Lippincott (the husband ot Otiid iy, having thrown aside all state 1 heard a soft footfall in iny room, had been arraigned for uearly scratch Swing on, old pendulum, to and fro, G race Gr- euwood) a fourth class clerk ceremonials, they determined to see the OULD announce to the Traveling Pub then some one bent over me (I hud shut Forever and forever. ¡„ the Post office Department, was an M£hfs uf the be .utiful ci»y on the S. ine. ing her husband’s eyes out. said : “ you lic that tbeir large STABLE in my eyes as though sleeping), and close »bould remember that your hu»band is mil cant for the position of General tor-their own delection, and for that Long as you »wing »hall earth bo glad, INDEPENDENCE, to my for. head was bent a soft check— Superintei dent of the Posioffiee Depart- purpose resolved to go incog.. so as not the head of the domestic realm : indeed, is constantly open for the of all those who A ik ) men be partly good and bad, m 'ist, too ! It was only for a moment, “ Well, may favor them with their patronage, men. but tailed to get the appointment.” be recognized by the people How lie is your head, madam.” 1 Ami each hour that passes by but it thrilled me, knowing those tears . then,” screeched the termagant, “ have Durin ' the visit of Mr Mat-ready to ev« r- 10 »^ ir stroll through Paris, thet A thousand souls be born and die— had fallen for me. this country, ns he was traveling on a went -stray, and meeting a g iitle.nanly not 1 a right to scratch my own head?” W ATSON & O R ISW tlL , Dio from the earth, to live, we trust, As she turned to go noiselessly out, 1 Western steamboat, he was poin.cd oum person, who happened to be an Irish- Unshackled, unallied with dust; Josh Billings says : “ When a young opened my eyes. Yes, it was Ethel bv a w .-'ish clerk, toabaekwoodsiinn. »»»». they politely asked him if lie A r c h i t e c t s and Practical Lu.:g as you »wing »hall wrong come right, man ain't good f**r anything else, I like gl ding softly away. I heard her say As sure a.« morning follows night. a;O le Bull, who was then giving eon Wl>u,d kindly direct them to the Palais tew see him carry a gold headed cane. as sr. entered the other apartment. HOUSE CARPENTERS, certs in the’ West. The great tragedian K,,>al- aitli and beda 1, that I will, If he can't buy a cane, let him part his Tee day goes wrong— the ages never; “ Oh, Bel. he is sleeping sweetly. I Swing on, old pendulum, swing forever ! sat apart, on the «leek, wrapped in poetic "»>'boys, said Pat, at tho same time hair in the middle.” IN D P E N D E N C E , O R E G O N , am so thauklul ! Now I'll help mother taking a mental ph.togaph of the three contemplation and insular dignity; but *............ finish her work, and then I’llxome and A story is going the rounds of a ILL take Contracts for Building House« THE CHILD-ANGEL. the tall Mi-souriaii strode immediately ‘ boys ” “ Th s way, tin, hearties,” and o f any description or eize in town or’ sit by him while lie sleeps.” * party of ladies who were caught in a so they were conducted to the gates ot I Litt’.e tongues that chatter, chatter— “ No, you needn’t” said Bel. ‘ ’I ’ ll up to him, and with a startling slap on thi* royal palate, and the Irishm in was shower having the color wa.-hed from country. Satisfaction guaranteed. the shoulder, thus accosted him: Latin feet that patter, patter go aud change my dress and arrange A lady at our elbow “ Hello, old hoss ! Old Bull— wharT about bidding them farewell wh *u the their checks. S E W DRIIU S T O K E . With f. ceasile*» tuotiou all the day— inv hair, and go myself. Perhaps he thinks the color of some of the gentle Emperor of Russia, interested and your fiddle?” Little eyes that softly lighten— will know us when he a» akes.” The stately actor turned upon him, pleased, as much by the genuine polite men’s noses would not be washed out l.it'le cheeks that flush aud brighten— Then l >1 p , and when I opened my L. A. R O B B , ness of Pat as by his uaiue/tt* and witty without a water »pout. Little voices singing at their play. eyes again. I saw Aunt Mary and the and with a-w theringlook,” and in the remarks, asked him who he was. leave to announce to the publie of most tragic tone, replied: “ Sir, I am In my memory awaken “ John, how I wish it was as much Begs Polk girls sitting in the room at wo k. County, that be has ju s: opened “ Well.” rejoined their guide, “ I did Thoughts ot one who has been taken— Aunt Mary came to the bed and laid not a horse, neither am l a ball, neither no' ask who you were, and before I an • he fashion to trade wives as it is to Of a little heart that beats no more— trade hor»cs.” “ Why so Fete?” “ I ’d A t In d e p e n d e n ce her hand on my forehead, cay ing ten* have I ¡1 fiddle ! ’ swer you perhaps you would tell me cheat homebody most shockiu bad afore Of a little voice that’s ringing, In like in inner, I have to rep’y that delly : “ You have been ill a long time, 'Mid the angels sweetly singing M r. Lippincott, o f Philadelphia, “ the who you uny ho A C O M PLE TE ASSORTMENT O P ’ night.” but you are better now, and must be . , . i ...____ _ i * » .. .. ! Alter some flirt further parleying, one of Songs of gladness on a di-tant shore ! It is a great pity that woman’s pet« DRUGS, very careful. Do not talk, but let husband of Grace Green woo I, ' is not them said : a doctor; neither is lie “ a fourth class arc so frequently nuisances to every MEDICINES, everything rest till you are a little “ l am Alexander, aud they call me > 1 Y C O U S IN S . clerk in the Postoffice Department,” ! body i-l-e. stronger.” PAINTS, Kmperor or Cz ir of all the Ru-sius.” neither H as he l»«*cn “ an applicant lor I was going to ask some questions OILS, “ Indeed,” said Pat, with a roguish I was at home at last, after ten years OU1 maids are described as embers the position of General Superintendent DYE-STUFF, with regard to my illness, but shut my twinkle in the corner of hisc\c, aud an from which the sparks are fled. of wandering; at home, yet alone in of the Postofiiee Depirim -nt;’’ neither &e., &c., the world. Though l had everything lips again and kept quiet; but my gaze has “ ho faded to get the appointment.” incredulous nod of the head ( as much Little Fanny was taught that every wandered to Bel. who sat near me Which he proposes to sell <*e«p as th*’ as to say, ’This boy is up to codding except friemts, I would li ivt* ¿riven »1 As lor the excellent Dr. Lippincott, cheapest. "lie was made of du*t 0 " e day, she lor somethin;* to love, some one to love She raised her beautiful eyes, full of i* it not enough that he should missol me a bit” ), “ and might l unke bould Hive him a call. 52>tf »as watching the dust in the street us me. A »Manger in inyp ilive place, anti tears, from her work, and smiled, then the office to which he aspired, but you to ax who ye m ¡y be. my flower?” “ They call me Francis Jo*eph, and the wind was \v1 1 iiling it in eddies, still an invalid from the effect of a ter drooped ln-r long ln.*hes again and work must divorce him from his liwtul wile, IV I E I t C I I A A D I S E . “ Wli.-it are you Blinking of ?” asked rible fever which had lately prostrated cdonqu “ tl\. I did not Hatch the soft, j the Kiuper-*r of An triu.” a umst estimable ladv— and bestow him tier mother. me, l dreaded living in the old house, j w *luting hands, a-, it had once j I. V a n d u t n . “ Mo-t happy to make your acquaint Joua Soy v e a v i l l e . iq on a stranger ? “ O ” sail! Fanny, with a serious face occupied only by servants. ! my joy to do. but ui\ gl-nce "an- nr.ee, Frink, my h o y ," said the Irish A s for u s. belonging to another brancli “ I thought the du-t lyoked as though Vaiiduyn A Soinmerville? 1 had an uncle in the West, whom 1 dm *d 1,1 ,,ie wind,,w " hcre Kt,lel sal- of the Lippincott tree, we hive applied man, who, thinking he was hoax- d, and there was going to be another little had not seen since a child He bad ' r’,,d thm,” h she dld ,,ot .ra,/ e ';er e>cs' for no one office at Washington, though in his de-p tiring effirts to get. the truth, girl.” IN D E P E N D E N C E , Oregon. married a widow with two little girls. » watched her as she worked. Her face. we h ive. I couf ss. held ourselves open as he conceived, out of any of them I wondered if he had yet room in his ;t 'vein' 1 r° ,,IC- '7as »ju'iner and p .!« i A gentleman named Rose, having a to the proffer ot a first class foreign turned to the third one, and said : D EALERS IN heart to lind a place for the nephew he ! !l i 1 ^ . iad e' er sf'MI ,r’ ,uf K7 ,!~ lf m ission . With slight solicitation we “ Who ar>; you ?” laughter, named her “ Wild,” as in his used to love. I longed to be amu^g | br’w ,‘ ^a,r Ui,s ^u*!.cd back m the “ They ctll me Frederick William •pinion “ Wild Rose” was a pretty e oi would consent to be “ a looker-on in \ i friends, and thought l might find them ~ai.u,,‘ r ‘ni"y il'Mn her ¡ou liead ■eit for -a name. But when »he grew enna.” though perhaps M nlrid would and I am King o f Prussia.” Th y then reminded him that li< i • and married a man named Bui!, the m L cede James and his family. 1 wrote ! lLtel1 " lee»,.walch»"f! |er’ aud llrea,,,f J lie a better point,as our worldly posses A fu 1 Stock of Goods constantly on hand to to him, inviting myself to go down for;*he was ,r-v1" ' *" Pul1 uie out t,u’ promised to tell them who lie w.is, and, '•oiiibinatniu of her Christian and sur w a fe r ; but Bel held her back, and kept! '»«»* principally emiM-t of certain dilap suit the varied wants o f the People. ¡after some hesitation and imsteiioi- • a in «* look the conceit out of the olu a short time, adding that l would start ¡dated “ Pasties in Spain ” That we calling on me to get her some flowers i that very day. In truth l uas afraid 1 nan. nrsse I of Paris, was not. we fc**l assured, i airs of confidence, Pat, putting In The Highest Market price paid for hind to his in »urli, whispered : “ I an to await an answer,lest some troublesome which I cou d not reach. Several weeks passed, during which 1 because »ur honored Presa!.'nt loved the Km.ieior of Cain i, but don’ t tei A few weeks since, in a Boston eat circumstance slum d shut me up at Country Produce. Philadelphia less, but Galena moie. I gained strength rapidly. Bel was all ng house, a Ilian disc vered a cockroach anybody.” heme. But when fairly on my wa? I .1. Curtin lias fallen upon our h op es n lus pudding. He turned the iu-ee: troubled myself somewhat about mv attention, and was al .vays alone with me of St. Petersburg, and if we mourn, it We also have in counection with the Stör» •ver. examined it closely, and fiuall) a large A d v ic e to \r - ung M en . — Let th probable rcc< ption, and devoutly hoped in the forenoon. Once it would have will not be in Russian sables. As for the two little girls would be no auuoy* filled me with joy to have her near me ; flic P o in t of St. James it seems “ your bu-incss of every one a one and attorn •••marked to a person who was silting WAREHOUSE, »ear liiin : “ 1 hat a in ’t ri ,__ ght now I cared no more tor her than 1 I doir’ to your own. D <n’ buy vvliat you don a nee. Motley is the only wear.” ke it and if l find another 1 wmi’i ■vith track extending to the River, »nd arc p r e - want. Use every hour to advanta-i It was night when I arrived. jUnole should for a waxen dull, and l hailed I think I have some reason to com* • »red to receive and Forward Freight for .t the pudding.’ ’ Janies met me with a hearty greeting the afternoon with pleasure, for it al [ilain of your editors, for appaienti)1 ;i n l st a I y to in ike a leisure hour use I u :•*> venta p e r io n . at the station, and, after a very slioit ways brought Aunt Mary and Kthel cl.-ssing me among the “ bigamistio Think twice b e fo re you spend a dollar 3tf VANDUYN A SOM M ERVILLE. I don’t wish to iinke young pcopl drive, ushered me into his drawing One of the girls read aloud, and thus writers of the day,” in assign ng to r c remember you will have an »flier to in A lining their courtship un' appy : bu room ami introduced me to his wife and the hours passed very pleasantly. ho w is it said, “ Love nukes Ti ne fly so ui iiiv amiable consorts. If you «nubi for it. Look over your nooks regular! At last 1 was able to go about again. two daughters. I • I ,i and if you ti id an error trace it u< lien Time make» Love fly?’’ Surely on'y Vi.rv the nani“, oec isional y. there | , , c --------- tj Mrs. Gray, ITiclc James’ wife, was a The leaves had all fallen, and every, would be some r-lief in the variety. Should a s rokeof misfortune coin Fi eiichinuu. M on ey H a îe d Ï thing looked blank and drear out ot I up ni you in your business, rctrenei fair lookmg womau, of soft and pleas , , . ., But fonj n:rs Lippincott ! Cut tho acquaintance of any lady who ant speech: »ncl .von my heart immedi ! Joor,‘- , 1 " ,7 ''" a “ •■»- »»> """*. as we w » k harder, b it never fly the track The same di chômer 1 now put forth igiM a letter with “ you-s obediently.” IMPORTANT JOJYERYBODY i utely by her gentle, motherly ways ! T'1* ,lt -reaklast, that I must sooo jt't ! for the benefit of Dr. Lippincott, must 1 Confront, d ffijulti s with uufliindiin Bel. the eldest daughter, was a tall, i 0ll,e t'crserver.iuce, and thev will fly at l,i*i “ The d«‘«nrest spot on earth is homo,’ 'IN H E LARGEST AND BEST STOCK OP' graceful girl, with a fair complexion.' Aunt . Iary and l ncle Janies protest apply to Mr. J. B Lippincott, the _-reit then you will be honored, out sluink h“ song being beli-ved. Mr. Pegge* publisher, and to General Lippincott, clear, dark eyes, and beautiful hands! cd that I should stay with them ill the and you will be deqns d. iys it’s true—costs him twice as much Dry Goods, the doorkeeper of the fvnate. that toyed gracefully with the knitting winter, and Bel joined her *o‘ t plead Clothing, i« any other sp-'t— ruins, in fact, a 8100 They are “ all honorable me ',” doubt Boots, she seemed to be intent on. I couid ing voice, and as she laid her littio hand less, but they are not my liu-biml.s; A P r e t t y S m r y . — It i- seldom w< «pot each month. on mine caressingly, there was some Shoe*, not help watching them. Indeed 1 wa* and I hereby warn all persons agiinst read a prettier story than is told b :» thing in her face that to d me l need Groceries Alphonse Kerr perpetrates a gross so much tiken up by thoughts of Bel French paper about Mbit* Blondin, tin trusdng me on their account. and Crockery, not go alone. Kthel said nothing, and ihel. when he »ays if a beiutilul robe that I scarcely bestowed a second g a nice leading actress at the principal theater GRACE GREENWOOD. • f (Fizz ing magnificence could be in That has ever been offered in Polk Ca., is ju st upon Kthel, the second daughter, who I did not dare to look at her to read Every ti ght, for several weeks a s nal received at Washington, April 21, 18 j 9. what l hoped her face expressed. I vented, wnich could be worn only by need not have been contrasted w tli j two-sou bouquet of violet* fell at he CKOXE A W O L F ’S hose who a*ccnd the scaffold of the Bel’s beauty to be ca led plain. A ', thanked them nil, but I did not say feet du'ing her recall. T'his modes S a t u r d a y N i g h t — Somebody' gets supper, which was soon unn »unced, I " * cI, !e,r I would stay. pertinacity inter* sted the actress, wh executioner, there would be found wo New two story building at INDEPENDENCE, off the following beau'iful paragraph on “ If I return alone, Uncle James, i! c u !d but notice the differc ce between discuveied. tlirou h the aid of an ob ue i who would dispute about the right which we will sell CHEAPER than the CHEAP EST. the two. Ktbel was not only plain, will be because Kthel wills it S *y. the closing night of the week. There liging finnroute, that the b-stower w.».* >t wearing it. We aro prepared through recent arrange back alone or will is a volume of truth in if : but exceedingly awkward, while Bel Kthel. must I go a rotn ititie. «birk eved adolescent oi ments made in San Francisco, to find constant •/’» A newspaper published in the regions Sa'urday night m ikes the people hu was the embod merit of grac *. Uncle UM 1 'v't" ,ne • fifteen, from whose povt rty it was evi of Lakes Mumphragog and Winnepe. sale fir all kinds of Produce, and paying the She raised her beautiful man. sets their hearts to beating softly, highest market price for WHEAT. James and Aunt Mary talked to me , ^ ' c ra,1>l‘d her beaatirul e.V°s- hut dent that he practiced most rigid econ -aukee says that “ 'he fish in Lake Hub Wc also have in connection with our store, a* thev used to do before the world about mv travels, my lonely return and 1 c<m ‘ not bcar ni)’ adm* omy toin ible him thus to BoraII\ ex cyhuiikeuiunk. Me., are said to be su. A LARGE WAREHOUSE, other things; but I'm sure I couldn’t rat,nn a" d OV1'’ “ !“ hl‘e Unt h,’r he,,d turned them into w»r drums ann jarred press his ad miration. Mademoisel e l»erior to those of cither Lake Weelcy. .them to pit cos with tafoos. The le Ige* where we offer storage on good terms. have repeated a word the next moment, UP°M »»e ia an'^ cobbed aloud, with eh arming condescension, sen Is fm »bacock or Moosetocknngantuc. Those W ealse keep so perfectly engrossed was I by the i 1» another moment we were alune. clos-s with a clash ; the iron door v mlt the youth between the acts. He ap of Cliauliungoguugamrung were very conies to with a bang ; up go the shut • • • ■ - and I went and leaned over her aud MOLINE and BOSTON C L I P P E R beau'iful eldest daughter. proaches, blushing and trembling, ns lie fine but they all got choked to death P LO W S. laid my hand mi her head. ters with a will; click goes the key in The heat of the summer was gone, perceives the vio'et bunch pinned on oi trying to tell where they lived.” “ Kthel, Ethel, do not mind what I the lock. It is Saturday night and i CRONE & WOLF. and it was the pleasantest time in the her breast. Suddenly he plunges for business breathes free agiin. Homo said. Forget it. Do not distress your- Kissing a Factory girl is a mill priv year for the long, delightful rambles ward and cnvehipes her in his arms, which we took over fields and bill s-lf. because you give me pain. If ward ho I The door that has been ajar when it i* discovered tint a tongue ol iloge, when »he is a satis-factory girl. Kthel scarcely ever accompanied us; you do not love me I can go away, and nil week gently c!o*es behind him ; the tire from a neighboring gas jet has been When is a toper’s no-e not a nose ? world is closed out. Shutout? Shut (irking her dress, the trail of which i* but one day we ha'1 all been rambling you must forget ¡ill about it.” When it is a little reddish. Up, like a flash, came the sunny in. then, rather. Here are bis ftcas in the wood that skirted Round Pond, a NORTH FRONT ANB E STREETS, in flames. In qumcning them, the In Congreve’s comedy of “ The Way beautiful shret of water that, lay near brown head, and a broad, beautiful urcs after all and not in the vault, and youth is fearfully burn d, but the ac PORTLAND, OGN. not in the book— save in the old family my uncle’s residence ; and ¡is we strolled smile flashed over her face. tress is unhurt. He dies at the hospi of the World,” one of the character» “ But. I do love you, Cousin Gerald. Bible— md not in the bank. homeward we »t'pped to look over tnc tnl. and Blondin robes his grave in s thu» made to speak of a lady, in allu What then ?” Mav be you are a bachelor. Then FOUNDERS, sion to her glibness and inveteracy of I R O N bank into its quiet depths. I violets. I began to see how mutters stood. I poor fellow Saturday night is nothing talk— “ She lias gut that everlasting “ Oh.’’ said B* l, “ do you see those STEAM ENGINE beautiful flowers further down on the caught her in my arms, that. 1 might ' » r u j " ? “ J'° " n,''lhi" - "J *"J-1 f c s -lt is a f .ct perhaps not general!. rotation of tongue that echo hath no AND L-ot a w.fe— I*hie eyed, nr ! known, k„ but interesting lotcrcsiing to to young young men. bank ? IL»w fresh and bright t¡icy look at her attentively. She bore the hn.|j', J but men. chance with her, but must wait till she scrutiny, blushing and smiling through black eyed, but above i • ° J " float» - B O IL E R B U IL D E R S. dhs to catch her last word.” look ! Pan you not get me s-niie?” «» •ll , tiueeyei ; ,|iat the solitary ringlet, which her tears. get a little h»»me, no m..... ................ .. fpom „ so M ny waterfalli. is a n*»tifiea- .after how little “ Oh. Bel. it’sdiiogerous.’’ said K'hel It was resolved at a late temperance m i l E S E W ORK S A R E L O C A T E D ON T H E 1 will not attempt to tell the many jnst to hold two or two and a ha f, ami ,...... . th/ p>rt of t|,0 wearers thaï “ The bank is steep, uod he would be tnm on meeting in Wisconsin »hut “ temperance i . hank of the river, one block north of foolish things I said and did— for wlnt then get the two or two and a half in sure to fall.” they are not engaged. If it is extreme is a natural virtue, and indispensab'c Couch’s Wharf, and have facilities tor turning out machinery promptly and efficiently. f th o „ e:,rer ■„ Bupposea t» bn Before Kthel had finished herromon matters it ? We were married, and It nf a Saturday n g»*t, and than road to raise men to the level ot other aui- We have secured tho services of Mr. John dcslr„us0f goUing »,diced a io n w dials.” stranee I was half wav down, holding went home before the snow fe ll; and tins paragraph by .ho light of your ^ Nation, as Director of the Workt, whose expe .j. ot|j^ moderately’' long, it shows that rience on this Coast for sixteen years gives him by the hanging branches, and grasping the dreary old house has a new aspect cottage fireside.____________ In California the Grecian Bend is since the sunshine has been flitting a thorough knowledge of the various kinds of for the flowers. The bank was not nnly To G i r l s .— My pretty dears, you only good offers will be entertained ; an knowu as the Pacific »lope. machinery required for mining and milling through its huge dark rooms. Love is steep, bn'Vtliere was txf firm foothold are no more fir for matrimony than a extremely »hurt, meagre ringlet indi purposes. a wonderful bcautifier, th-y say; and ou it. I slipped, and fell. We are prepared to execute orders for all Eve was the only woman who never pullet i* to look after a fain ly of four- cates that the wearer is very particular Ktbel, too. has grown pro'ty beneath its * * * * classes of Machinery and Boiler Work, such as threatened to go five with her mamma ; teen chickens. The truth is, my de»r as »° v'hom ^he accepts, but neiertlie I awoke, and lay languidly on my magic influence. Her hair lies in the girls, you want, generally speaking, less shows that she is not yet engaged, and Adam w.%8 the only man who never MINING AND 8TEAXB0AT MACHINERY pillow, without wish or power io raise same sh ning waves across her forehead, more liberty and less fashionable re- tantalized his wife about “ the way SAW and FLOURING M ILLS, my head. Suddenly voices in the next and her happy, cheerful lace beams straint, moro kitchen and less parlor ; A modest Minn**sota editor say«: mother used to cuok.” with undying beauty. Her smooth, room met mv ear, and I could but hear A youth who much desired to wear QUARTZ MILLS MI NI NG PUMPS white, shapely bands could bear emu» more leg exercise and les« sofa ; more We are forcibly impressed with the what they were saying. puddings and less piano; more frank- remark made a few days ago by a lady: Ac., Ac., Ac. the matrimonial yoke had not sufficient “ Do. Bel, go in and stay with him parison even with Bel’s. But do 1 Jove ness aud less mock modesty; iu >re ‘G*»od husbands make good wives.’ In Manufacture and Repair Machinery of all while I help mother finish this,’’ said mv little darling bett. r for that? No, breukf»stand less bustle. I like the reflecting upon it. the conclusion arriv- courage to “ pop the question.” On kinds. informing his father of the difficulty he Kthel; * for I ’m afraid he may need indeed ! I love her because she is a b'ixom. rosy-cheeked, full breasted, ed at is th t there wasmuen more truth labored under, the old gentleman re true, affectionate woman, my own something.” bouncing lass, who cm darn stockings, than poetry in the sentiment advanced plied, passionately : “ Why, you great Irou Shutter W ork at San Francisco “ pearl ot price ’ God ble*s my Ethel! Cost and Freight. “ Pooh ! he will not know it if he make her own frocks, mend troupers, In fact, we know of a case ju«t in boobv. how do you suppose I managed Patent Grinder and. does,” replied Bel. “ He is delirous. command a regiment of pots and ket * point, illustrating the correctness ot when I got married?” “ Oh, yes,” said Wheeler A Randall’s Amalgamator. IIow can I read in there, and heal the JBa?* ^ horrible reprobate was lately ties, milk the cows, feed the pig«, ch »p the assertion, but modesty iorbidd our the bashful lover, 'you m irried mother, Dunbar’s Self-adjustiug Patent Piston Packing time raving about somebody or other ?” arrested for flogging a woman, and ex the wood, and shoot a wild duck as well giving any names” “ “ « u * but I ’ve got to marry a strange girl!” Steven»’ “ Oh, for shame, B el!” said Kthel cised himself by saying that lie was as the Duchess of Mar borough ; and Either applied to old or new sUam cylinders. --------------------------- “ Y"ou know he means you. When he near-sighted and mistook her for his with all her other accomplishments bo! Subscribe for the P olk . C ounty I “ Court’ ’iDg after marriage— getting Quarts Stamper#, Shoes and D U l $yas well, you were glad to lay by your 1 wjfe ; 1 a divorce. a lady io the drawing room. 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