Bandon recorder., February 17, 1910, Image 3

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Large veal less, according to
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Dressed Hogs......................... 9$C
Hens and Springs, alive........ 14c
Hens and Springs, dressed .
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Turkeys, dressed................... 22 »c
Geese, dressed......................... 15c
Ducks, dressed......................... 20c
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By cool Siloam's shady rill
How sweet the lily grows! .
How sweet the breath beneath the hill
Of Sharon's dewy rose!
Ix>! such the child whose early feet
The paths of peace have (rd;
Whose secret heart with Influence
sweet.
Is upward irawn to God!
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By cool Siloam's shady rill
The lily must decay;
The rose that blooms beneath the hill
Must shortly fade away.
“F^hting the Beef Trust”
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And soon, too soon, the wintry hour
Of man's maturer age
Aeroplaning is another miracle of Will shake the soul with sorrow's pow­
practical science—another impossibil­
er,
And stormy passion's rage!
ity shown to be possible—another
drea>m of centuries realized, but real­
ized in a manner which none but this O Thou, whose Infant feet were found
Within the Father’s shrine!
generation could have understood.
Will the history of the steam locomo­ Whose years, with changeless virtue
crowned,
tive ‘repeat Itself? The actual maxi­
Were all alike divine.
mum speed on railways Js no higher
io-day than it was sixty years ago, Dependent on Thy bounteous breath.
though, of course, the train loads are
We seek Thy grace alone.
very different. Will it be so with the In childhood, manhood, age and death.
To keep us still Thine own!
aeroplane?
—Reginald Heber.
A Miracle of Science.
A
Perp
Ahead.
Unheard Melodies.
They were about to open the Pana­
ma canal in due form.
"What are we waiting for?" asked
the man who was to deliver the ora­
tion.
"We are waiting," answered the mas­
ter of ceremonies in a husky whisper,
"to see if we can’t scare up a few
American built Bhlps to go through
flrat!"—Chicago Tribune
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Caged in the poet’s lonely heart,
Love wastes unheard Its tenderest
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The soul that sings must dwell apart.
Its Inward melodies unknown.
Deal gently with us, ye who read!
Our largest hope is unfulfilled—
The promise still outruns the deed—
The tower, but not the spire, we
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Mabwitya Afford Nonin Itelief
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Horse transportation is but one fac­
tor in the total passing of the city.
Cable and trolley cars rattling from
side to side, motors with their fiend­
ish variety of whistles thread their
way in and out; while the overhead
trolley wires, like the strings of some
huge, discordant violin, never cease
their vibrations. Thoreau speaks of
the sounding of the telegraph wires,
"that winter harmony of the open road
and snow-clad field.” Grateful as that
song may be in the quiet of the coun­
try, in the city the noise of the racked
trolley wire above adds a peculiarly
trying factor to the pounding from
the rocking cars below, the Atlantic
savg. When corporate officials desire
to economize on traction lines th*y
not uncommonly equip the service with
poor rails and wheels. The rails toon
wear away. The wheels assume the
shape of polygons instead of circles,
and, as they turn, strike flattened an­
gles against the irregularities of the
Iron rail. This is a particularly effect­
ive method of adding to the total noise.
Fortunately, there is one way of re­
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portation have done more for the quiet
of the city than have the increasing
use of subways. Though the reverbera­
tion within the subways proper may
be greatly increased, the relief on the
street is marked. Only in our greater
cities and alontf main trunk lines,
however, does the subway yet exist.
The elevated, so far as noise is con­
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President and Mrs. Hadley were on
a train bound for New York, where
Yale’s president was to speak before
a national convention. He made use
of the hour and twenty minutes he
•pent in the train by rehearsing bis
speech in a low volt's, using his hands
to emphasize eertaln passages.
A kindly matron who was sitting
directly behfud Mr. and Mrs. Hadley,
and who had been watching and lis
tenlng, leaned forward, and, tapping
Mre. Hadley on the shoulder,' said
feelingly:
"You have my
sincere
sympathy,-
my poor woman; I have one jiat like
him at home."—Ladles’ Home Jour­
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"Does one Fl ah live in this build­
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his name's Herring.
“1 am looking for a husband.” “How
would I do?" "But you are married?”
“All husbands are.”—Houston Post.
In u . ur I liquid fo m or chocolated tab­
First Newporter—Was it an inform­
let. culled Sarsatabs. 100 Doses $1.
al dinner? Second. Newporter—Very.
The flowers only cost $2,500.—Puck.
Ou« bBcceaaful Caw«
“Since Maud’s engagement how
"Doctor, you'rs not so foolish as to
think you can make people good by bright and happy she looks.” "Yes;
perfo rmong operations on them, are a match lights up a girl's face.”—Life.
you ?"
Mrs. Cheatham—I believe I shall
“That depends upon what you call
making people good. You can check have to give up bridge. Miss Frank—
Really? Wasn't the game worth the
their disposition to commit crime.”
"As, for example"-----
«andal?—Puck.
“Well. I once knew a man who was
"Nature plans well for mankind's
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needs.
” “I should say so. What could
dency to rob banks and hold up rail-
be more convenient than ears to hook
way trains.
spectacles over?"
“Did you perform It, doctor?"
“No; I was merely called on to ver-
Old lAdy (in a shoe shop)—Have
ify the result after the operation was you Mt slippers? Small Boy Assist-
over.”
ant (solemnly)—Yes, ma'am; many a
“Well, who did perform It?"
“A frontier sheriff."—Chicago Trib- time!—Comic Cuts.
“Was it your wife who called you up
une.
this morning?” "No; that was aunt.
Died at Eiuhty-elght ao Predicted It was my wife Who called me down.”
Prophesying early In life that she —Baltimore American.
would live to see her eighty-eighth
Solemn Man—Do you hear the clock
birthday, Miss Julia H. Hancock, of slowly ticking? Don’t you know what
Brockton, Mass., died a few days ago
day it is ever bringing nearer? Cheer­
on tbs day eh. bad previously set for
ful Man—Yes. payday.
her death. Infirmities of age are given
Professor—I’ve come to see your col­
as the cause. She gave no particulm
reason for her prediction, although sht lection of curios. Merchant—Pardon.
seemed imbued with the belief that her If I introduce, first of all, my wife and
daughter.—Megendorfer Blaetter.
prophecy would come true.
"Opportunity calls just as often as
Who f
In years gone by.” “But with us, all
For who, to dumb forgetfulness a prey, huddled up in flats, opportunity is
That letter In his pocket e'er resign­ liable to whistle up the wrong tube. »» 1
ed.
Minister—And the child's name,
Without receiving, on some later day,
▲ good-sized portton of somebody's madam? Mother (firmly)—Name him
Frederick Robert Cook Peary Smith,
mind?'
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I’m not going to take any chances.—
Puck.
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half ounce Concentrated pine compound. back way? So many people might see
The bottle is to be -well shaken each you in the main street.—Meggendorfer
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WIiHt'n In n Nantef
Terrible—Mamma, can't we move
An amusing story has been told con­ there?—Lustlge Welt.
cerning Mr. Phillips’ classic drama,
“Will that young man ever gc
"Ulysses." When It was being played home?” demanded the irrUffted head
in America, two young girls were sit­ of the house. "I guess so, father," re-
ting together in the stalls at a matinee plied the mater famillas. “He alwayt
performance, and before the curtain has.”—Washington Herald.
rose the following conversation was
Professor's Wife (to cook)—My hus
heard: “Say, Maude, I know this play band has received a call to Heidelberg
is going to be funny." “What makes Will you go with us? Cook—I fee)
you think so?” asked Maude, “Why.
highly honored, madam, but I cannot
anybody could tell that from the
accept the call.—Lustlge Welt.
name!” was the rordv—M A. P.
Poet—When I finished that poem I
was completely exhausted. Editor—
The next tim. you feel that swal­
I can sympathize with you, old man
lowing sensation, the sure sign of sore
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He (nervously)—Er—er-Margaret—
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er—er—there's something has been
En Fumllle.
trembling on my lips for the last two
Willie, a little country boy, 6 years months. She—Yes, so I see. Why
of age, was taken one Sunday night don’t you shave it off?—Princeton
to a large city‘church, where he saw Tiger.
for the first time a vested choir. To
“You women never keep posted on
his mother's surprise and gratification, current events.” “Why, yes we do.
he not only kept wide awake, but I've been reading all about the finding
seemed greatly interested in every of the pole.
But, John?”
“Well,
part of the service. At its close he what?” "How did the pole happen to
turned to her and said, “I like this be lost?"—Public ledger.
church, it is so nice to watch the
“Say, Casey, It’s har-red wurrker ye
preacher when he comes out with all
are. How many hods uv mortar hev
his wives in their nightgowns.”—Har
ye carried up that ladder to-day?"
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per’s Magazine.
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boss. I've carried the same hod up
Good for Sore tyes,
and down all day. and he thinks I'm
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the firm. Junior Partner—Eh? Is he
point of uinerenee.
living extravagantly? Senior Partner
“Yes," said the bride of three short —Well. I passed him in the street yes­
months, “I had made up my mind to terday. and he was smoking a cigar
remain in the spinster claw, then John that dldnt’ smell at all bad.—Tit-Bit*.
appeared upon the scene and I ac­
"I must warn you, dearest,” he said,
cepted him because he was so unlike
"that
after we are married you will
other men.”
"Oh, of course he's different," re­ very likely find me inclined to be ar­
joined the envious lady friend. “He bitrary and dictatorial in my man­
ner." “No matter," she replied, cheer­
proposed."—Yonkers Statesman.
fully, "I won’t pay the slightest at­
tention to what you say.”—Presbyte­
rian Standard.
“Has that feller Plnkley returned
home yet?” "Nope. He's been gone
two years now, and nobody knows a
"Well,
blessed thing about him.”
derned if I shouldn’t think you'd be
afraid he’d come home some day and
claim he found the South Pole."—
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Man.
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“George, did you go and order ths»
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and you said you would."
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