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•• • * % Rheumatism 1 Will Let Go of You When you correct th- acid condition of tour blood on wbi< li t depends». Il only looeens it» hold lor a whil - u hen you apply jot.on« or liniment« to your aching {ointa or >tit! mux les The medicine to take is Hood’s Sarsaparilla whl< l> lias efle< ttd the most wonderful, radical and permanent cures. In usual liquid form or choci lat d tab- ret- c.dled Sarsatabs. 1UU doses fl. tai* ooi'ui ery. Tommy was studying one of the ad vertising signs in the car. "Mamma," he said, "isn't 'Reason' a funny name for a girl?" "Hush, dear!" “And her first name Is ’Theresa.’ Iwok at It, mamma ’Theresa Reason.' Gee! I'd changa that name if It was mine!**—(’hicugo Tribune. Calling lice Dowa. T he little boy's- mother had acciden tally dropped a lo ok on his lieu 1. "Mamma," he said, after wa'ting a moment and hearing no apology, "you should say >x<u«r von"" a Her -t wenty Years. Much Too to I.oao. Mr Peck- This talking machlge rec Manager ot Touring Compaev— Here, buck Uf M ss De Vers; else wt ord is tiiied with a few remarks o, ■hall lose ti ■ train. Mrs Peek. Leadin Lt But I’ve lost my reti Oldbatch—It’s wonderful to think I cule and my jewel case with my dia that you cau bear ths von» ot ont monds in It. who is not present. Manager -O. let ’em go. We must yr. Peck—Ana more wonderful tc l.ontlos Hrldge. catch this train. think that 1 can stop it so easily.— London bridge is broken down, • leading Kid) But my reticule had Judge M shillings Dance o’er my Lady Lee; London bridge is broken down. Sailing (he Action. V. hat luapiretl llloi. With a gay lady. "When you talk about the ultlmat« have come”— “The m> i;tn< l.olv d. consumer,” said Unde Jerry Peebles So sang the u v., .ird; How shall we build it up again? filling b.'i pipe with the remnants L He’d just been raking autumn leaves Dunce o’er my Lady Lee; his tubaeto pouch and lighting it. Tn Again front his back yard. How shall we build it up again? him.” Chicago Tribune. With a gay lady. For Any D. sense or Injury to For Old People. the eye. use PETTIT’S EYE SALVE Silver and gold will be stolen away. After reselling the age of forty the Dance o’er my Lady Lee; absolutely harmless, acts quickly. Al human system gradually declines, The druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo Silver and gold will be stolen away. accumulated poisons in the blood cause With a gay lady. N. Y. rheumatic pains in the joints, muscles and back» These warnings should be Cettinif the Facts. Build it up with Iron bars. promptly relieved and serious illness "How much money did the defaults! Dance o’er my Lady Lee; avoided by using the following pre get away with?" Build it up with Iron bars. scription which shows wonderful re “All the fun^s we had on hand.” With a gay lady. suits even after the first few iloses anil “How much did jou have on hand it will eventually r «tore physical vigor: may I ask?” Iron bar. will rust and break. "One ounce compound syrup of Sar "The precise amount hs got awa; Dance o’er my Ijidy Lee; saparilla; one ounce Toris compound; with." Iron t*ars will rust and break. half pint of high grade whiskey. This "I mean, what was It in dollars anc Dance o’er my I-ady Lee; to be mixed and used in tablespoonful cents?” doses before each meal and at bed "It was all in dollars Build It up with wood and clay, time, The bottle to be well shaken Chicago Tribune. Dance o’er my Lady Lee; each time." Aliy' druggist has these Build it up with wood and clay. ingredients or he will get them from With a gay lady. his wholesale house. Old Favorites FREE! HARP-GUITAR! A new and wonderful mull'd mstntmenL which at a cvmL r.ation of the grand Italian harp and guitar. It ha» a beautiful tore and a* posit;ve!y the eas;em» instrument to t lay ever made. He teach you a* your own home. As ui advertisement we ait '4” OHM, TO GIVE AWAY one of our I12.P>O Harp Guitars to each of the first ten persona .n each <■< t v w ho - end U' the r i. down RIGHT bM)W <i drop a • . d and t«e • e < e u- r . few - be/ ar > -.ng fast. MARP-GLITXR MiG. CO.. 428 lumber Exchange building. Portlands Ore. The I'rofc-aaor Kiplolu«. "Why is It.” Inquired the doctor “that astronomers, whose work must be peculiarly trying on their powers ot vision, almost uniformly have strong eye»'” “My friend.” answered the professor “It is because they have strong eye» that they are astronomers.” filtri »•*■ I mi.at Whero'a X meiukil, ng to marry Dick, ist too ridiculous Some people would drown with a life preserver at hand. They are the kind that suffer from Rheumat sm and Neu ralgia when they can get Hamlins Wiz ard Oil, the best of ail pain remedies. E fleet of not. "I used Cascarete and teel like a new man. I have been a sufferer from dys pepsia and sour stoni ch for the last two years 1 have been taking medicine and other drugs, but could find no relief only for a short time. I will recommend Cascarets to my friends as the only thing for indigestion and sour stomach and to keep tlie bowels in good condition. They are very nice to eat." Harry Stuck ley, Mauch Chunk, Pa. EUxu’J Sewxa Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Tasto Good. Do Good Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. 10c, 25c. 50c. Never sold in bulk The gen uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. 928 SMITH WANTS IE THE SAFE WAY E To tnivel East is via the Wise Dental Co. Thia wondeful man has made a life study of the properties of Roots. Herbs and Barks, and is giving th«» work! the benefit of his services. Oregon Railroad & Navigation Company’s CALIFORNIA F ig S yrup C o . NEW FAST TRAINS PORTLAND, OREGON. one size only, refcolar price 50* per bottle 1 raglc Oregon-Washington Limited Eplnod, Behind the Scenes of a Pari. Theater. A drama within a drama occurred it a Paris theater one night recently No Mercury, Poisons when a young woman deliberately or Drugs Used. No <ave herself up to the lion and two Operations or Cutting lionesses which figured in the play, I coffee Guaiai>'<< < t<> cure Catarrh. Asthma. Lung. tnd was torn to pieces before any one Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private TEA SPICES Diseases of M n and Women. ■ould help her, the Montreal Herald BAKING POWDER A SUR»: CANCER CURE EXTRACTS ind Star says. The lions had appear- Just received from Pekin. China- »afa, aure JUST RIGHT and reliable. U. fading in its works. ed on the stage, and their cage had If you cannot call, write for symptom blank □een put back behind the scenes again, and circular. Inclose I cents in stamps. CLOSSET a DEVERS □ne of the keepers was a youth named CONSULTATION HUE PORTLAND, oar. J Baillaud, and a girl of 19, Josephine The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. Repoche, had come down to the the Pest. School of Shorthand. ^624bnOM_uir. Morrison, Porlland^Or^ ater wth.him. The two were lovers. We guarantee positions. * «2» W.i«.ter buiUinn. Or«. but Baillaud’s parents had refused to let their son marry the girl of his Xot a llo.tun Expression. DAliglitril. heart, and, being under age, he could She That's Mr Osborn over then not by French law. do so without their Mamma Lucille, dearie, you have been going to school now about a He married a million. consent. In company with another week II o\v do you like it? He- You don’t say. Well, that beat i Little Girl—I like It all right, mam- Solomon to a frazzle.—Boston Tran keeper Baillaud left the theater for a few minutes, and as soon as the two script. The recess is lust fine men had left the girl went up to the cage, put her bare arm through the bars, and patted the lion’s head. The great brute stretched a paw out through the bars and drew the girl to ward him. The manager saw the paw fall on the girl’s shoulder, saw her dress ripped, and the blood came from her shoulder. He and one of the act- ora rushed to the cage, but it wds too late. The taste of blood had roused the lion and lionesses, and in an in The Kind toil Have Always Bought has borne the signa stant the three brutes were growling ture of Chas. il. I'letHier, and lias been made under his and tearing. The girl did not scream. personal supervision for over 30 vears. Allow no one In a few seconds she was dead. The to deceive you in this. Counterfoils, Imitations and lion ’s paw had smashed her shoulder “ .Just-as-goo<l” are but Experiments, and endanger the blade, one hand had been eaten, and health of Children—Experience against llxperinicnt. as a crowd of men wth sticks and any weapons they could find beat off the lioness the lion drew the girl’s Castoria is a liarnJess substitute for Castor Oil, Pare dead body toward him. At this mo goric, Props anti Soothing Syrups, it is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium. Morphine nor oilier Narcotic ment the two keepers came back into substance, its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms the theater, but friends kept Baillaud and all.tvs Feverishness. It cures Diarrlnva and Wind away from the cage. He fought, cry- Colic. It relieves 'i'eetliiog Troubles, cun ■ Constipation ing: ”Let me die, too.” The other ' and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the men, at last, beat off the lion, and Stoniat h nod Bowels, giving liealthv and natural sleep. what was left of Josephine Repoche The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend. was drawn from the bars of the cage, laid gently down, and covered with a cloth. £OLDEN Portland to Chicago Best for Baby and Best for Mother DENTISTRY EXPtRI Chicago-Portland Special Chicag >, St. Louis. Etc. At Prices that Defy Competition ICEIH WITHOUT PLAIES A SPECIALTY Soo-Spokane-Portland Q ‘Train de Luxe'' to St. Paul It fine for children and adults, very pleasant to take and free from opiates. It soothes and heals the achingthroat and assures restful nig'uts to both mother and child. Ail Druggists, 25 cents. Z | Bmkliwpinit courw the most practical, la 2 1 _ dividual •,‘tKc desks Persooal kip • 629 Wsrcsalsr BuiMisi. P»rtlsn<l. Ore-on B • In Use For Over 30 Years. ?Hf CCNYAUM V4MMNV, VT MURRAY •TRACY. NEW YORK CITY. “3 Man of Many Liiuba. WM. 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It was there that I lost my leg." Ten minutes later the old colonel was relating an incident of Gettysburg ’ And when we climbed Little Round Top the bullets were whistling on al) sides. It was there I lost my leg.” And thirty minutes later through a misty haze of smoke: "Seven Pines, gentlemen. Seven Pines' Ah, that was the battle. One of my legs was shot from under me and------ ” But Just then a timid little boy looked up and asked shyly: "Grand pa. were—were you a centipede in those days?” tpectacutar PAINLESS EXTRACTION SILVER FILLINGS .................. 5Oc up GOLD FILLINGS $1.00 up 2-K GOLD CROWN $5 UO GOOD RUBBER PLATE $ .00 THE BEST RUBBER PLATtS $8.00 WHALEBONE PLATES $10.00 Out-of-town patients can obtain perfect work Hnd save money by calling: at our office. CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS What is CASTORIA Bears the Signature cf Latest equipment, Pullman Tourist and Dining Cars, electri lighted and up-to-date. Bloc' Signal Syitrm Portland to Chicagc For literature, rates, reserve tions, etc., call on or write to an O. R. At N. agent, or to m BESI MIKKl TOR E. B. U The Kind You Have Always Bought It’s too SOUR STOMACH Envy. If envy, like anger, did not burn itself in its own fire, and consume and destroy those persons it pos sesses before it destroys those it llnnfferiiuu Risk. Wood and clay will wash away, wishes worst to. it would set the | Ont of town people Dance o’er my Lady Lee; % “Look out. Hi.” shouted the farm whole world on fire, and leave the can have their plait and bri'ltfework tin Wood and clay will wash away, er’s wife as the big balloon soared most excellent persons the most mis i iahf'd in one da. With a gay lady. if ne',e»»»rjr. over the farm with a trailing anchor. erable.—Lord Clarendon. W» will rive you a goo ‘Them thar arynaughts will hook yeou 22k gold er porcc'ai Build it up with stone so strong. crown for $3.51 up like a fish if yeou don’t watch out.” Dance o ’ er my Lady Lee; Molar Crowns 5.01 "Gosh, Mandy!" gasped the old Huzza! 'twill last for ages long. 22k BHdgeTeeth 3.5( farmer as he dropped his rake. “Yeou With a gay lady. 1.0G Cleanses the System Gold Fillings don’t think they'd try to do sech a Enamel Fillings 1.0b tjJedwaWy. —Melodies of Mother Goose. .50 thing purposely, do yeou?” ' Stiver Fillings The Husband, 2.50 “Wouldn't trust them, Hi. 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