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Rheumatism 1
Will Let Go of You
When you correct th- acid condition of
tour blood on wbi< li t depends». Il only
looeens it» hold lor a whil - u hen you apply
jot.on« or liniment« to your aching {ointa
or >tit! mux les The medicine to take is
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
whl< l> lias efle< ttd the most wonderful,
radical and permanent cures.
In usual liquid form or choci lat d tab-
ret- c.dled Sarsatabs. 1UU doses fl.
tai* ooi'ui ery.
Tommy was studying one of the ad
vertising signs in the car.
"Mamma," he said, "isn't 'Reason' a
funny name for a girl?"
"Hush, dear!"
“And her first name Is ’Theresa.’
Iwok at It, mamma ’Theresa Reason.'
Gee! I'd changa that name if It was
mine!**—(’hicugo Tribune.
Calling
lice Dowa.
T he little boy's- mother had acciden
tally dropped a lo ok on his lieu 1.
"Mamma," he said, after wa'ting a
moment and hearing no apology, "you
should say >x<u«r von""
a Her -t wenty Years.
Much
Too
to
I.oao.
Mr Peck- This talking machlge rec
Manager ot Touring Compaev—
Here, buck Uf M ss De Vers; else wt
ord is tiiied with a few remarks o,
■hall lose ti ■ train.
Mrs Peek.
Leadin Lt
But I’ve lost my reti
Oldbatch—It’s wonderful to think
I cule and my jewel case with my dia
that you cau bear ths von» ot ont
monds in It.
who is not present.
Manager -O. let ’em go. We must
yr. Peck—Ana more wonderful tc
l.ontlos Hrldge.
catch this train.
think that 1 can stop it so easily.— London bridge is broken down, •
leading Kid) But my reticule had
Judge
M shillings
Dance o’er my Lady Lee;
London bridge is broken down.
Sailing (he Action.
V. hat luapiretl llloi.
With a gay lady.
"When you talk about the ultlmat«
have come”—
“The m> i;tn< l.olv d.
consumer,” said Unde Jerry Peebles
So sang the u v., .ird;
How shall we build it up again?
filling b.'i pipe with the remnants L
He’d just been raking autumn leaves
Dunce o’er my Lady Lee;
his tubaeto pouch and lighting it. Tn
Again front his back yard.
How
shall
we
build
it
up
again?
him.”
Chicago Tribune.
With a gay lady.
For Any D. sense or Injury to
For Old People.
the eye. use PETTIT’S EYE SALVE Silver and gold will be stolen away.
After reselling the age of forty the
Dance o’er my Lady Lee;
absolutely harmless, acts quickly. Al
human system gradually declines, The
druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo Silver and gold will be stolen away.
accumulated
poisons in the blood cause
With a gay lady.
N. Y.
rheumatic pains in the joints, muscles
and back» These warnings should be
Cettinif the Facts.
Build it up with Iron bars.
promptly relieved and serious illness
"How much money did the defaults!
Dance o’er my Lady Lee;
avoided by using the following pre
get away with?"
Build it up with Iron bars.
scription which shows wonderful re
“All the fun^s we had on hand.”
With a gay lady.
suits even after the first few iloses anil
“How much did jou have on hand
it will eventually r «tore physical vigor:
may I ask?”
Iron bar. will rust and break.
"One ounce compound syrup of Sar
"The precise amount hs got awa;
Dance o’er my Ijidy Lee;
saparilla; one ounce Toris compound;
with."
Iron t*ars will rust and break.
half pint of high grade whiskey. This
"I mean, what was It in dollars anc
Dance o’er my I-ady Lee;
to be mixed and used in tablespoonful
cents?”
doses before each meal and at bed
"It was all in dollars
Build It up with wood and clay,
time, The bottle to be well shaken
Chicago Tribune.
Dance o’er my Lady Lee;
each time." Aliy' druggist has these
Build it up with wood and clay.
ingredients or he will get them from
With a gay lady.
his wholesale house.
Old Favorites
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OHM, TO GIVE AWAY
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Guitars to each of the
first ten persona .n each <■<
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The
I'rofc-aaor
Kiplolu«.
"Why is It.” Inquired the doctor
“that astronomers, whose work must
be peculiarly trying on their powers ot
vision, almost uniformly have strong
eye»'”
“My friend.” answered the professor
“It is because they have strong eye»
that they are astronomers.”
filtri »•*■
I mi.at
Whero'a
X meiukil,
ng to marry Dick,
ist too ridiculous
Some people would drown with a life
preserver at hand.
They are the kind
that suffer from Rheumat sm and Neu
ralgia when they can get Hamlins Wiz
ard Oil, the best of ail pain remedies.
E fleet
of
not.
"I used Cascarete and teel like a new
man. I have been a sufferer from dys
pepsia and sour stoni ch for the last two
years 1 have been taking medicine and
other drugs, but could find no relief only
for a short time. I will recommend
Cascarets to my friends as the only thing
for indigestion and sour stomach and to
keep tlie bowels in good condition.
They are very nice to eat."
Harry Stuck ley, Mauch Chunk, Pa.
EUxu’J Sewxa
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Tasto Good.
Do Good Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe.
10c, 25c. 50c. Never sold in bulk The gen
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cure or your money back.
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IE
THE SAFE WAY
E
To tnivel East
is via the
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Thia wondeful man has
made a life study of the
properties of Roots.
Herbs and Barks, and
is giving th«» work! the
benefit of his services.
Oregon Railroad &
Navigation Company’s
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one size only, refcolar price 50* per bottle
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Eplnod, Behind the Scenes
of a Pari. Theater.
A drama within a drama occurred
it a Paris theater one night recently
No Mercury, Poisons
when a young woman deliberately
or Drugs Used. No
<ave herself up to the lion and two
Operations or Cutting
lionesses which figured in the play,
I
coffee
Guaiai>'<< < t<> cure Catarrh. Asthma. Lung.
tnd was torn to pieces before any one
Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private
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BAKING POWDER
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EXTRACTS
ind Star says. The lions had appear-
Just received from Pekin. China- »afa, aure
JUST RIGHT
and reliable. U. fading in its works.
ed on the stage, and their cage had
If you cannot call, write for symptom blank
□een put back behind the scenes again,
and circular. Inclose I cents in stamps.
CLOSSET a DEVERS
□ne of the keepers was a youth named
CONSULTATION HUE
PORTLAND, oar. J
Baillaud, and a girl of 19, Josephine
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
Repoche, had come down to the the
Pest. School of Shorthand.
^624bnOM_uir. Morrison, Porlland^Or^
ater wth.him. The two were lovers.
We guarantee positions.
* «2» W.i«.ter buiUinn.
Or«. but Baillaud’s parents had refused to
let their son marry the girl of his
Xot a llo.tun Expression.
DAliglitril.
heart, and, being under age, he could
She That's Mr Osborn over then not by French law. do so without their
Mamma Lucille, dearie, you have
been going to school now about a He married a million.
consent. In company with another
week
II o\v do you like it?
He- You don’t say. Well, that beat
i
Little Girl—I like It all right, mam- Solomon to a frazzle.—Boston Tran keeper Baillaud left the theater for a
few minutes, and as soon as the two
script.
The recess is lust fine
men had left the girl went up to the
cage, put her bare arm through the
bars, and patted the lion’s head. The
great brute stretched a paw out
through the bars and drew the girl to
ward him. The manager saw the paw
fall on the girl’s shoulder, saw her
dress ripped, and the blood came from
her shoulder. He and one of the act-
ora rushed to the cage, but it wds too
late. The taste of blood had roused
the lion and lionesses, and in an in
The Kind toil Have Always Bought has borne the signa
stant the three brutes were growling
ture of Chas. il. I'letHier, and lias been made under his
and tearing. The girl did not scream.
personal supervision for over 30 vears. Allow no one
In a few seconds she was dead. The
to deceive you in this. Counterfoils, Imitations and
lion
’s paw had smashed her shoulder
“ .Just-as-goo<l” are but Experiments, and endanger the
blade, one hand had been eaten, and
health of Children—Experience against llxperinicnt.
as a crowd of men wth sticks and
any weapons they could find beat off
the lioness the lion drew the girl’s
Castoria is a liarnJess substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
dead body toward him. At this mo
goric, Props anti Soothing Syrups, it is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium. Morphine nor oilier Narcotic
ment the two keepers came back into
substance, its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
the theater, but friends kept Baillaud
and all.tvs Feverishness. It cures Diarrlnva and Wind
away from the cage. He fought, cry-
Colic. It relieves 'i'eetliiog Troubles, cun ■ Constipation
ing:
”Let me die, too.” The other
' and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
men, at last, beat off the lion, and
Stoniat h nod Bowels, giving liealthv and natural sleep.
what was left of Josephine Repoche
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
was drawn from the bars of the cage,
laid gently down, and covered with a
cloth.
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Boding Maple.ne, a delicious syrup is made and
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W
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The old colonel was spinning off
yarns of the civil war and In the heat
of reminiscent patriotism his memory
became somewhat tangled.
“Ah. gentlemen," he related serious
ly. "I shall never forget the charge
at Chickamauga.
It was there that
I lost my leg." Ten minutes later the
old colonel was relating an incident
of Gettysburg
’ And when we climbed Little Round
Top the bullets were whistling on al)
sides. It was there I lost my leg.”
And thirty minutes later through a
misty haze of smoke:
"Seven
Pines, gentlemen. Seven
Pines'
Ah, that was the battle. One
of my legs was shot from under me
and------ ”
But Just then a timid little boy
looked up and asked shyly: "Grand
pa. were—were you a centipede in
those days?”
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The Kind You Have Always Bought
It’s too
SOUR STOMACH
Envy.
If envy, like anger, did not burn
itself in its own fire, and consume
and destroy those persons it pos
sesses before it destroys those it
llnnfferiiuu Risk.
Wood and clay will wash away,
wishes worst to. it would set the
| Ont of town people
Dance o’er my Lady Lee; %
“Look out. Hi.” shouted the farm whole world on fire, and leave the
can have their plait
and bri'ltfework tin
Wood and clay will wash away,
er’s wife as the big balloon soared most excellent persons the most mis
i
iahf'd in one da.
With a gay lady.
if ne',e»»»rjr.
over the farm with a trailing anchor. erable.—Lord Clarendon.
W» will rive you a goo
‘Them thar arynaughts will hook yeou
22k gold er porcc'ai
Build it up with stone so strong.
crown for
$3.51
up like a fish if yeou don’t watch out.”
Dance
o
’
er
my
Lady
Lee;
Molar Crowns 5.01
"Gosh, Mandy!" gasped the old
Huzza! 'twill last for ages long.
22k BHdgeTeeth 3.5(
farmer as he dropped his rake. “Yeou
With a gay lady.
1.0G
Cleanses the System
Gold Fillings
don’t think they'd try to do sech a
Enamel Fillings 1.0b
tjJedwaWy. —Melodies of Mother Goose.
.50
thing purposely, do yeou?”
'
Stiver Fillings
The Husband,
2.50
“Wouldn't trust them, Hi. That tall
Inlay Fillings
Dispels
ccAJs
auA
Headaches
and will pay as follows for good,
Thy husband is thy life, thy lord. thy chap looking down here with the eye
Good Rubber
5.00
fat stuff—we never charge com
Plates
keeper,
due\o
CowsV\pa\\en;
Best Red *Sb-
mission on anything:
Thy head, thy sovereign; one that glass is one of them thar Indiana
7.50
ber Plate.
_____
writer folks and lie's working on a
Veal under 130 lbs................... 11c
cares for thee,
______ _________ __
Painless Extr uon ■ 50 Acts na\wo%. ac\sUu\v as
And for the maintenance; commits his wok called ’The Uplifting of the Farm
Large veal less, according to
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body
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Dressed Hogs.......................... ", 9AC
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Hens and Springs, alive........ 14c
To watch the night in storms, the day
Shake Into Your Shoes
Hens and Springs, dressed .
ren-X/uun6 and Old.
in cold.
Allen s Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cures
........................................... 15 to 16c
While thou lieBt warm at home, secure painful, swollen, sin i ling, sweating feet. Makes
Fan.»»
H vildiso
"norr
T©
Ws benejxexoA ejects
new shoes^easy. Sold by all Druggists and Sh.*e
Turkeys, dressed
22iC
T himo *V ahh .H ih PORTLAND, OREGON
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Sample
Offici B0UHS: ( i U. ta If M. Sandays. » to X.
Geese, dressed ..
15c
always buy Uvc Gcnmwe. And craves no other tribute at thy Stores.
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Ducks, dressed ..
20c
manufactured by
hands
Not I'roperly Coached.
Than love, fair looks, and
i
true obedi-
Mr, Tucker (having served the oth
ence—
Too little payment for so
i great a debt! ers)—Well. Torrtmy, what part of the
chicken will you have?
William Shakespeare.
Tommy—Why. paw, you know I al
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