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» • •• •• V« • Rheumatism I Inti hoc - '.he joint«, stiffen. ths iiiuscl«*, and in soma • **«*, if negketed, i »uses suf ferings that are ahno-t unendurable. Thousands of grateful j*ople have testi- fii-d that they have b>«-n radically an I per ms no i tly cured of th s painful disease by the gre«’ Constitutional remedy Hood’s Sarsaparilla which neutralize* the acid in the blood on which the disease de jh - nd« and expels it. In usual liquid form or in chocolated tale lets known a- iSur-atabs. 100 dose« »1. A Bibl« CORNER I* 3 CENT PIECES. Name. An Alabama man te!l* of an old no gro in Birmingham who became po» sessed of a seedy and forlorn lookini dog, to which he promptly assigned ths name “Moreover.” The story It printed in Harper* Weekly. "Jefferson,” he was asked, "how did you hit upon such a name as More over’ for the dog?” “I git* ft ou'en de Bible," he replied “The Bible?” "Sure, sah. Doan' yo’ 'membei where it says, ‘When Lazarus lay al ds rich man's gate. Moreover, de dog come an' lick hi* sores?’ " Ovrrnhrhiiiug Success. "You have the 3 cent fare in your town now, have ypu? How doe* it work?” "Too well. There'« only about one pe rson in half a dozen that can get a •eat In the street cars now.” Dividing the moon’s surface Into 125 parts, seventy-two of them are visible from the earth. Mrs. Elizabeth F. Noble, of Mans- field, Mass., whose will has just been made public, left »10,000 to the Mid night Mission of New York and the same amount to build drinking foun- tains for horses and dogs in the streets of New York. Favblouable Garb. Insomnia “I have been using Cascarets for In somnia, with which 1 have been afflicted for twenty years, and I can say that Cas carets have given me more relief than any other remedy I have ever tried. I shall certainly ret omtnend them to my friend* a* being all that they are represented.” Thus. Gillard, Elgin, Ill. Pleasant Palatable, Potent. Taste GootL Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe. Kk. 25c, 50c. Never sold in bulk. The Keo- St ne tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money bank. *¿4 I Mr*. Crawford—So his wife 1* ex Anxious Wife—John, 1 will have to travagant In dress? Mrs. Crabshaw—Very. Just now have some new clothes this fall. Economical Husband—Good heav- ■he's getting a coat of tan at a »100- ens, Eliza, how long is this thing to a-week mm M i rsiiort — Puck. Distance lends enchantment to th« go on? That’s just what you said laut view of a dynamite explosion I fall.—Baltimore American. A Standing I p fur lit« Native* Land. Teacher Tony, why does the Hud •on River bear that name? Small Boy Maka <le easier nama for speak dan Verrazano. llielr PIS0 ’ 9 P CURE m ItlT »UKIK TOR (gUWlSthQpS I It will instantly relieve that racking cough. Taken promptly it will often prevent Asthma, Bronchitis and serious throat and | lung troubles. Guaranteed safe and very palatable. THE STEADY WHITE LIGHT Per forniMuce. Stop guessing! Try the best and most certain remedy for all painful ail ments—Hamlins Wizard Oil. The way it relieves all soreness from sprains, cuts, wounds, burns, scalds, etc., is wonderful. TAKE A DOSE OF All Druggists, 25 cents« Coulinuoul First l.neounter, Mr. Pecksniff and Mr. Turveydroj had m*t for the first time. "You look like a person of lomi consequence, air." spoke Mr. Turvey- drop, "but your Deportment 1s noi quite up to the correct standard." "Sir." quoth Mr. Pecksniff, surveying him with lofty scorn, "I cannot forget that you probably have an Immortal Soul, but yon look like an Ineffabl* Ass."—Chicago Tribune. Emperor Francis Joseph of Austria twice a week holds an audience, when he Is accessible to the richest and poorest of his sublects. • • aware that a large proportion of the coins of this denom ination which re-mained in circulation when the government stopped issuing them are peaceably slumbering in sundry large fat canvas bags in the vault* of a certain electrical manufac turing company of Chicago They are not for sale just yet. Each of the coins is an evidence of petty larceny. Years ago the company equipped many telephone pay station* with dime slot machines. It was supposed that they could be worked only with dimes The 3-ceut pieces were becoming rare and no thought was taken of them. Hardly six months passed before one of the telephone companies discovered that the collectors were yielding a harvest of 3-cent pieces. Then from ill over the country came similar com plaints. Each company forwarded the pieces to the ¿Manufacturing company and more or less politely asked that a cor responding number of dimes or a ?heck for an equivalent amount be •ent back in exchange. A council was held at the office Of the manufacturing company. The cost of correcting the boxes was compared with fairly trustworthy information of the number of 3-cent pieces in cir culation. It was found that a balance was in favor of the 3 cents and It was decided to accept the pieces as dimes. Gradually the inpour of 3-cent pieces narrowed down to an intermittent current. The company seemed to have about all the pieces. It is said that if ever the premium on 3-cent pieces goes high enough the coins will be offered to collectors at prices based upon the original cost to the company, plus 6 per cent a year, plus cost of storage, plus cost of guard ing, plus cost of carrying the fund upon the books. Long ago the slot machines that collected them were rel egated to the scrap heap. OutiRViowiA Standard Oil Company from Arctic to Iropics in Te n Minutes (Equipped with Snickele** Device! With it you can go from the co'd of the Arctic to the warmth of the Tropics in 10 minutes. The new Automatic Smokeless Device prevent* smoking, instant for cleaning Removed in an Solid brass font holds 4 quarts of oil—sufficient to give out a glowing heat for 9 hours solid brass wick carriers—dam|>er top—cool han. le -oil il indicator. Heater beautifully finished in nickel or Japan in a variety of styles. Every Dsalor. Everywhere If Not At Your«. Write fur iNoeriptiv. Circular 10 the Nearest Agency of the STANDARD OIL COMPANY i Incorporated > The Cks*S. Mrs. Chugwater—Josiah, this CBper • as the I ■ voluaa mry W ork ut ■ talks about "peanut politics ” What is Dime Sint Mucfelae < umpuuy. peanut politics? The disappearance of the 3-cent Mr. Chugwater—It's ths kind th«y I piece ha* for years been a matter of use In a goobernutorial campaign. I Think you understand it now? — Chica mild speculation, The New York Sun go Tribune. says persons are Prince Edward Island's annual catch of lobsters amounts to 20,000,000. As many as 126,000 boxes of Tasma nian apples have arrived in a year In England In perfect condition. Receipts from Suez canal shipping in the first nine months of the year amounted to »17,768,000, against »16,- 020.000 In 1908, and »17,268,000 in 1907. Miss i Ivy E. Woodward has been ad- ml t ted to full membership in the Royal College of Physicians of Lon- The RAYO LAMP is a high grade lamp FOld at a low price. There are lamps that cot more but there is no better lamp don. ’ This is the first time that the at any price. The Burner, the Wick, the Chimnej Holder — all are vital tilings in a lump; these parts of the RAYO coveted M. R. C. P. has been conferred LAMP are |»erftctly constructed and there is nothing upon a woman. known iu the art af lamp-making that could add to the value of the RAYO as a light-giving device. Suitable for The high price of wheat has caused room t,le house. Every dealer everywhere. If not at yours, write for descriptive circular to the the British farmer to alter greatly the neai eat Agency of the layout of his yearly crops. In the last year the acreage under wheat in Eng- land Increased no less than 12 per (Incorporated) cent, or nearly 200,000 acres. The province of British Columbia 1* now receiving the attention of Inves tors from eastern Canada, the United States and England, and with the further development of its rich re- sources of coal and other minerals, timber, etc., its wealth and population should steadily increase. No creature Is more apt to become a hopeless dipsomaniac than the honey bee. The flowers deliberately trade on the weakness and make their honey intoxicating simply to give the bee an irresistible taste for it and induce the deluded ineect to make continual calls at their bar.—Ixindon Globe. The United States has been making Increased purchases of lambs from Canada, amounting to I about »1.000,- 000 annually for the three I fiscal years 1906, 1907 and 1908 For the fiscal year ended June 30, 1909, however, the amount was not quite »500,000. The dhlef ports of entry have been in New York state. Out in Colorado an inventor got a patent on a flashlight put on smaller arms, even pocket pistols, so that wherever the searchlight strikes there the bullet hits, making the taking of alm unnecessary. This pistol method was devised by the inventor for pal ice No oil heater h?s a higher efficien men to use on burglars and other cy or greater heating power ihan the night felons. PERFECTION Oil Heater 4 Poor Jobs! A Philadelphian who was formerly x resident of a town in the north of Pennsylvania, say* a writer in Lippin- ?ott’s, recently revisited his old home town after an absence of many years. One day he was talking with an old friend about various people he used to «now “What became of the Hoover fam ily?” he Inquired. "Oh,” answered the latter, "Tom Hoover did very well. Got to be an »ctor out west. Bill, the other broth er, 1* something of an artist in Sew York, and Mary, the sister, is doing literary work. But John never amount ed to much. It took all he could lay Din hand* on to support the others." Reheard**. SORE EYES, weak, inflamed, red, watery and swollen eyes, use PETT IT’S EYE SALVE. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N.Y We Will Pay as Follows Dwaad H.«a .................................. Dreased Veal, up to 13u Ibt» .......... Live Chickens, hens and springs . Draped Chickens, hens and springs 15 to 16c Dressed (ieese .............................. 15 to 16C 20c to — Dressed Ducks .................... 16 --- Dressed Turkeys............... 20 to 22 .C All produce must be good, fat quality. We do not charge commission on any thu g Address fRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. The long tails of th« Shah of Per sia's horses are djed crimson for sis Inches at their tips—a jealousy guard ed privilege of th« ruler and his sons. Recipe for Catarrh. The only logical treatment for ca ftarrh is through the blood. A prescrip tion, which ha* recently proved wonder fully effective in hospital work is the following. It is easily mixed: “One ounce compound syrup of Sar saparilla; one ounce Tori* compound; half pint first-class whiskey.’’ These to be mixed by shaking well in a bottle, and used in tablespoon doses before each meal and at bedtime. The ingredi ents can be gotten from any well stocked druggist, or he will get them from his wholesale house. the Label. Changing "Marie, who is the young squirt that comes her« about six nights in th« week to see Bessie?" "You'd better apeak a little more re spectfully. John, of the young man who is likely to be your son-in-law.” "All right. Maria; what’s ths adven turer'« name"" Seen,* rrob.bl,. They were looking at that celebrat ed statue, the Venu* of Milo. "But where are th« hand*?" asked Mrs. Pneuritch. "They were laid oft, madam.” ex plained the polite attendant, “in conse quence of a disastrous break In marble stock." To BredJ: in New Shoes. Always shake In Allen’e Foot Ease, a powder, (l cures hut, sweating, aching, swollen feet, ares corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At til dri ggists and shoe steres, 25c. Dont accept inv substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy,N. Y. ! "Fighting lh« B.rt Treat" Portland, Oregon. c ---------------------------------------------- '' Sherman, Clay & Co. Opposite Postofice, Portland, Oregon No! E bou *I i Money la It. Miss Cheatham—I bellev« I shall have to give up bridge. Frank—Really? Wasn't the Miss worth th« »cjtndal?—London game News. WuulS Portraits of Musical Celebrities FREE Bo a Scapegrac« Nephew—I wish I had your appetite. Uncle Henry. you Elderly Relative—Be thunkful haven’t, my boy. It wouldn't fit your Income. TOWERS FISH BRAND WATERPROOF A beautiful booklet, containing 75 splendid photogravures of the world’s most celebrated musi cians will be mailed free upon re quest, providing the following questions are answered: 1. Have you * Piano? OILED CLOTHING 2. Do you expect to buy a Piano? 3. When do you expect to buy? will give you full value for every dollar spent and keep you dry in the wettest weather. 4. Do you know of anyone who is going to buy? SUITS »322 SLICKERS »322 POMMEL SUCKERS •3 as Nam« Addre** saw cvcrywhcpc CATALOG ffiCC Mention this paper. AJ.T ower C o . boston . U.S. a T ower C anadian C o . l mitxo to » okto . c *. k MODERN DENTISTRY EXPERI At Prices that Defy Competition TEETH WITHOUT PLATES A SPECIALTY Mort nary. The dead past was burying It* dead. "It's a perfectly absurd perform ance," grumbled the d. p. “I'm only doing this because Mr. Longfellow tells me to do It." Back of this seeming reluctance, however, there may have been a con viction that mankind would not begin to act in the living present until the funeral was over. T/>e Exceptional Equipment of the California Fig Syrup Co. and the scientific attainments of its chemists have rendered possible the production of Syruj of Figs and Elixir of Senna, in all of its excellence, by obtaining the pure medic inal principles of plants known to act most beneficially and combining them most skillfully, in the right proportions, with its wholesome and refreshing Syrup of California Figs. As there is only one genuine Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna and as the ger. uine is manufactured by an origina method known to the California Fig Syruj Co. only, it is always necessary to buy the genuine to get its beneficial effects. A knowledge of the above facts enables one to decline imitations or to return them if, upon viewing the package, the full name of the California Fig SyrupCo. is not found printed on the front thereof PAINLESS EXTRACTION ............ 5OC SILVER FILLINGS ......... . 50c up GOLD FILLINGS............... »1.00 up 22K GOLD CROWN $5.00 GOOD RUBBER PLATE $5.00 THE BEST RUBBER PLATES.................... $8.00 WHALEBONE PLATES $10.00 Out-of-town patients can obtain perfect work and save money by calling at our office. NO STUDEN rS NO GAS NO COCAINE All work guaranteed for ten years CHICAGO PAINLESS DtNTISTS 323H Washington St.. Cor. Sixth Established 15 years. Here to stay. C Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor Instantly relieve Sore Throat, Hoarsened and Coughs. Unexcelled for clearing the voice. Abso lutely free from opiates or anything harmful. Price* 25 cents« 50 cents and $J.OO per box« Sample «ent on request. JOHN I. BROVTN & SON. Boston. M ass . «i Means an unfailing water supply, it means that you will have the most practi cal Domestic water su ply system now in use. No elevated tank, no frozen pipes in winter, no stagnant water in summer, no water supply troubles of any sort. Tank placed in l>asement. out of sight and way. made of pressed steel, will not rust and will last a lifetime. You will be pleased with the LEADER system of furnishing Domestic Water Sup» y. Ack for our catalogue and free booklet. How I Solved My Water >uppty Problem.” This wondeful man has made a life study of the & roperties of Roots, ^erbs and Barks, and is giving the world the benefit of his services. No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used. No Operations or Cutting LEWIS & ST AVER CO. Portland, Ore. Spokane, Wash. Boise, Idaho. Guarantees to cure Catarrh. Asthma, Lung. Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private Diseases of M n and Women. A SURE CANCER CURE Just received from Pekin, China safe, Bure and reliable. U..failing in its works. If you cannot call, write for symptom blank and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps. CONSULTATION FREE The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 162la first St., cor. Morrison, Portland^Or^ BROWN’S B bonchial T roches A LEADER WATER SYSTEM IN YOUR HOME ! "tyrilKN writing to advertisers please I TV mention thia paper. FREE! HARP-GUITAR! A new and wonderful musical instrument, which is a combination of the grand Italian harp and guitar. It has a beautiful tone and is positively the easiest instrument to play ever made. We teach you at your own home. As an advertisement we a:« FREE! '•Vii'- Q. Aa GOING TO GIVE AWAY Raise* the dough and complies with all pur« food law*. ¿a As., one of our 112.50 Harp Guitars to each of the first ten persons in each county who send us their name, address and whom the harp is for. Sit down RIGHT NOW and drop us a card and be one of the lucky few. HARP-GUITAR MEG. CO.. 428 Lumber Exchange Building, Portland, Ore. CRESCENT Guaranteed under .^■11 Pure Food /S&fe. Law» Improve Your Baking CRESCENT MFC,. CO. Maker* of MA "1.; INE (better than Maple). Less Dentistry Oat of town people cad have their plate and briugework fin iebed in one day if nr-cesnary. W* will five you • toe 22k gold ar scree a cro»n lor $3.51 Molar Crowns 5.0C 22kBndg.Twth 3.50 Gold Filling! Enamel Fillirgs Silver Fillings Inlay Fillinys 150 Good Rubbar 6.00 Plat at Boat Red *Sb- bor Plata. 7.50 n wioi uria'wf» »1 fsstuw Psinlass EstPdon « .50 WORK (iUARtNTHD FOR IM ****• . i<lge > weft Paln'ea* Eitractiriu f w hen platee or bridge t ie ordered. (\»na<iRation Free. Yeo ceanot gat «at battoe Illy « painleee work done anywhere. All work fully <uar- anteed. Modern el*»« trio equip meat. Meet method». .! K C Baking Powder wiL do it I Get a can. Try it for your favorite cake. If it doesn’t raise better, more evenly, higher, if it isn’t daintier, more delicate in flavor, —we return your money. Everybody agrees K C has no equal. KC |f r BAKING HV POWDER /J > OUNCES gfy Pure, Wholesome, Economical. Wise Dental Co. ?S;W.r.';Y,’;>oirru?iD.OR«ON 07F1CK MQUBS: • A. M. la • f. M. No. so—oe P N U •u&daya, I la 1* C Jaques Mfg. C k Chicage A First Goiter—Who'* the turf re- Mover T Second Golfer—He'* an actor—play* the gravedigger in "Hamlet’’ First Golfer—Wish he'd find •om> Color more goods brighter awd taster color* than any othex dye. One 10c package cetera silk, wool and cotton equally well and is guaranteed to give parfeet reauitfc Ask dealer, or v*e will send postpaid at 10c a *ackaae. Write for free book!** •iso ta rehesrwA—Punch. bow to «ye, ble ' MONFAE DRUG CO WANT, Quincy, lUlnog, PUTNAM FADELESS DYES • f • a