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Rheumatism
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Inti hoc - '.he joint«, stiffen. ths iiiuscl«*,
and in soma • **«*, if negketed, i »uses suf
ferings that are ahno-t unendurable.
Thousands of grateful j*ople have testi-
fii-d that they have b>«-n radically an I per
ms no i tly cured of th s painful disease by
the gre«’ Constitutional remedy
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
which neutralize* the acid in the blood on
which the disease de jh - nd« and expels it.
In usual liquid form or in chocolated tale
lets known a- iSur-atabs. 100 dose« »1.
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CORNER I* 3 CENT PIECES.
Name.
An Alabama man te!l* of an old no
gro in Birmingham who became po»
sessed of a seedy and forlorn lookini
dog, to which he promptly assigned
ths name “Moreover.” The story It
printed in Harper* Weekly.
"Jefferson,” he was asked, "how did
you hit upon such a name as More
over’ for the dog?”
“I git* ft ou'en de Bible," he replied
“The Bible?”
"Sure, sah.
Doan' yo’ 'membei
where it says, ‘When Lazarus lay al
ds rich man's gate. Moreover, de dog
come an' lick hi* sores?’ "
Ovrrnhrhiiiug Success.
"You have the 3 cent fare in your
town now, have ypu?
How doe* it
work?”
"Too well. There'« only about one
pe rson in half a dozen that can get a
•eat In the street cars now.”
Dividing the moon’s surface Into 125
parts, seventy-two of them are visible
from the earth.
Mrs. Elizabeth F. Noble, of Mans-
field, Mass., whose will has just been
made public, left »10,000 to the Mid
night Mission of New York and the
same amount to build drinking foun-
tains for horses and dogs in the streets
of New York.
Favblouable Garb.
Insomnia
“I have been using Cascarets for In
somnia, with which 1 have been afflicted
for twenty years, and I can say that Cas
carets have given me more relief than any
other remedy I have ever tried. I shall
certainly ret omtnend them to my friend*
a* being all that they are represented.”
Thus. Gillard, Elgin, Ill.
Pleasant Palatable, Potent. Taste GootL
Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe.
Kk. 25c, 50c. Never sold in bulk. The Keo-
St ne tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to
cure or your money bank.
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Mr*. Crawford—So his wife 1* ex
Anxious Wife—John, 1 will have to
travagant In dress?
Mrs. Crabshaw—Very. Just now have some new clothes this fall.
Economical Husband—Good heav-
■he's getting a coat of tan at a »100-
ens, Eliza, how long is this thing to
a-week mm M i rsiiort — Puck.
Distance lends enchantment to th« go on? That’s just what you said laut
view of a dynamite explosion
I fall.—Baltimore American.
A
Standing I p fur lit« Native* Land.
Teacher Tony, why does the Hud
•on River bear that name?
Small Boy Maka <le easier nama
for speak dan Verrazano.
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m ItlT »UKIK TOR (gUWlSthQpS
I It will instantly relieve that racking cough.
Taken promptly it will often prevent
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Guaranteed safe and very
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Per forniMuce.
Stop guessing! Try the best and
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it relieves all soreness from sprains,
cuts, wounds, burns, scalds, etc., is
wonderful.
TAKE A DOSE OF
All Druggists, 25 cents«
Coulinuoul
First
l.neounter,
Mr. Pecksniff and Mr. Turveydroj
had m*t for the first time.
"You look like a person of lomi
consequence, air." spoke Mr. Turvey-
drop, "but your Deportment 1s
noi
quite up to the correct standard."
"Sir." quoth Mr. Pecksniff, surveying
him with lofty scorn, "I cannot forget
that you probably have an Immortal
Soul, but yon look like an Ineffabl*
Ass."—Chicago Tribune.
Emperor Francis Joseph of Austria
twice a week holds an audience, when
he Is accessible to the richest and
poorest of his sublects.
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aware that a large
proportion of the coins of this denom
ination which re-mained in circulation
when the government stopped issuing
them are peaceably slumbering in
sundry large fat canvas bags in the
vault* of a certain electrical manufac
turing company of Chicago They are
not for sale just yet.
Each of the coins is an evidence of
petty larceny.
Years ago the company equipped
many telephone pay station* with dime
slot machines. It was supposed that
they could be worked only with dimes
The 3-ceut pieces were becoming rare
and no thought was taken of them.
Hardly six months passed before one
of the telephone companies discovered
that the collectors were yielding a
harvest of 3-cent pieces. Then from
ill over the country came similar com
plaints.
Each company forwarded the pieces
to the ¿Manufacturing company and
more or less politely asked that a cor
responding number of dimes or a
?heck for an equivalent amount be
•ent back in exchange.
A council was held at the office Of
the manufacturing company. The cost
of correcting the boxes was compared
with fairly trustworthy information
of the number of 3-cent pieces in cir
culation. It was found that a balance
was in favor of the 3 cents and It was
decided to accept the pieces as dimes.
Gradually the inpour of 3-cent pieces
narrowed down to an intermittent
current. The company seemed to have
about all the pieces.
It is said that if ever the premium
on 3-cent pieces goes high enough the
coins will be offered to collectors at
prices based upon the original cost to
the company, plus 6 per cent a year,
plus cost of storage, plus cost of guard
ing, plus cost of carrying the fund
upon the books. Long ago the slot
machines that collected them were rel
egated to the scrap heap.
OutiRViowiA
Standard Oil Company
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in Te n Minutes
(Equipped with Snickele** Device!
With it you can go from the co'd
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The new
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prevent* smoking,
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Removed in an
Solid brass font holds 4 quarts of oil—sufficient to give out a glowing heat
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Every Dsalor. Everywhere If Not At Your«. Write fur iNoeriptiv. Circular
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The Cks*S.
Mrs. Chugwater—Josiah, this CBper
• as
the I ■ voluaa mry W ork ut ■ talks about "peanut politics ” What is
Dime Sint Mucfelae < umpuuy.
peanut politics?
The disappearance of the 3-cent
Mr. Chugwater—It's ths kind th«y
I
piece ha* for years been a matter of use In a goobernutorial campaign.
I
Think
you
understand
it
now?
—
Chica
mild speculation, The New York Sun
go Tribune.
says persons are
Prince Edward Island's annual
catch of lobsters amounts to 20,000,000.
As many as 126,000 boxes of Tasma
nian apples have arrived in a year In
England In perfect condition.
Receipts from Suez canal shipping
in the first nine months of the year
amounted to »17,768,000, against »16,-
020.000 In 1908, and »17,268,000 in
1907.
Miss i Ivy E. Woodward has been ad-
ml t ted to full membership in the
Royal College of Physicians of Lon-
The RAYO LAMP is a high grade lamp FOld at a low price.
There are lamps that cot more but there is no better lamp
don. ’ This is the first time that the
at any price. The Burner, the Wick, the Chimnej Holder —
all are vital tilings in a lump; these parts of the RAYO
coveted M. R. C. P. has been conferred
LAMP are |»erftctly constructed and there is nothing
upon a woman.
known iu the art af lamp-making that could add to the
value of the RAYO as a light-giving device. Suitable for
The high price of wheat has caused
room
t,le house. Every dealer everywhere.
If not at yours, write for descriptive circular to the
the British farmer to alter greatly the
neai eat Agency of the
layout of his yearly crops. In the last
year the acreage under wheat in Eng-
land Increased no less than 12 per
(Incorporated)
cent, or nearly 200,000 acres.
The province of British Columbia 1*
now receiving the attention of Inves
tors from eastern Canada, the United
States and England, and with the
further development of its rich re-
sources of coal and other minerals,
timber, etc., its wealth and population
should steadily increase.
No creature Is more apt to become
a hopeless dipsomaniac than the honey
bee. The flowers deliberately trade on
the weakness and make their honey
intoxicating simply to give the bee an
irresistible taste for it and induce
the deluded ineect to make continual
calls at their bar.—Ixindon Globe.
The United States has been making
Increased purchases of lambs from
Canada, amounting to
I about »1.000,-
000 annually for the three
I
fiscal years
1906, 1907 and 1908 For the fiscal
year ended June 30, 1909, however, the
amount was not quite »500,000. The
dhlef ports of entry have been in New
York state.
Out in Colorado an inventor got a
patent on a flashlight put on smaller
arms, even pocket pistols, so that
wherever the searchlight strikes there
the bullet hits, making the taking of
alm unnecessary. This pistol method
was devised by the inventor for pal ice
No oil heater h?s a higher efficien
men to use on burglars and other
cy or greater heating power ihan the night felons.
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Poor
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A Philadelphian who was formerly
x resident of a town in the north of
Pennsylvania, say* a writer in Lippin-
?ott’s, recently revisited his old home
town after an absence of many years.
One day he was talking with an old
friend about various people he used to
«now
“What became of the Hoover fam
ily?” he Inquired.
"Oh,” answered the latter, "Tom
Hoover did very well. Got to be an
»ctor out west. Bill, the other broth
er, 1* something of an artist in Sew
York, and Mary, the sister, is doing
literary work. But John never amount
ed to much. It took all he could lay
Din hand* on to support the others."
Reheard**.
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The long tails of th« Shah of Per
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Inches at their tips—a jealousy guard
ed privilege of th« ruler and his sons.
Recipe for Catarrh.
The only logical treatment for ca
ftarrh is through the blood. A prescrip
tion, which ha* recently proved wonder
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following. It is easily mixed:
“One ounce compound syrup of Sar
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half pint first-class whiskey.’’ These
to be mixed by shaking well in a bottle,
and used in tablespoon doses before
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from his wholesale house.
the Label.
Changing
"Marie, who is the young squirt that
comes her« about six nights in th«
week to see Bessie?"
"You'd better apeak a little more re
spectfully. John, of the young
man
who is likely to be your son-in-law.”
"All right. Maria; what’s ths adven
turer'« name""
Seen,*
rrob.bl,.
They were looking at that celebrat
ed statue, the Venu* of Milo.
"But where are th« hand*?" asked
Mrs. Pneuritch.
"They were laid oft, madam.” ex
plained the polite attendant, “in conse
quence of a disastrous break In marble
stock."
To BredJ: in New Shoes.
Always shake In Allen’e Foot Ease, a powder,
(l cures hut, sweating, aching, swollen feet,
ares corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
til dri ggists and shoe steres, 25c. Dont accept
inv substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
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Miss
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Back of this seeming
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viction that mankind would not begin
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