Bandon recorder., May 06, 1909, Image 5

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DEVELOPS HIS CAUTION
In China when the banker man.
By very pressing debts assailed,
»huts up the bank and says, "Alaa.
I'm sorry, but the bank has failed."
They lead the banker to the block.
And then they settle up the score
By cutting off his head, and so
He cannot use It any more.
They do not atop to try the case
They think it makes the matter worse
To let the lawyers wag their chins
And talk around the universe.
With no appeals and no delays.
No waiting for a higher court.
They mend the mutter then and thera
And he la shortly one head short
The evidence before their eyes
They think will hold him for a spell
A b soon as he has closed the bank
The Incident is closed as well
They whistle, and the ax man cornea
And sets at once the work in hand
And nicks the culprit tn the neck
With all the force at hie command.
It seenui a crude and cruet way,
But we are told It works a cure
He'll never break a bank again -
Of that they may be very sure
The banker knows what they will do.
He doesn’t like the headsman’s stroke.
And so. tn China, we are told,
He doesn't let the bank no broke
MANUFACTURERS BUILDING.
On the eastern side of Geyser Basin, at the Alaska-Yukon-Pacific Ex­
position, the handsome Manufacturers Building looks across the restless
waters of the Cascades and the flashing foam of "Old Faithful,” the re­
production of its namesake in Yellowstone National Park.
Jts location is the most central of any of the exposition buildings, and
its architectural design is especially fitting for the position it has been
given. It was one of the first great exhibition palaces to be completed,
and before the end of last year was ready for the reception of its vast col­
lection of exhibits. It will house a magnificent assortment of the highest
examples of man's ingenuity and invention, and within Its walls will be
gathered specimens of manufactured articles from the workshops of every
nation of importance in the world.
It overlooks the finest of the formal gardens of the exposition, and its
splendid line of pergolas, with their vine-covered columns and blossoming,
flowers, complete a restful and pleasing view. At no part of the grounds
can be seen a more beautiful illuminating effect than is presented from
the open pergolas during the late evening and early night. A million
sparkling electric bulbs flash their white lights through the waters and.
scattered throughout the greenery, hundreds of electroliers mingle their
many hues with the riot of colors. Looking down the gentle slope of
Rainier Avenue the floating craft of two lakes Is brought into vision and
adds the delights of a broad, light-sprinkled stretch of forest-enclosed
waters to the whole effect.
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ANALYSIS.
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chase it up a tree and use It as a mark
to shoot at until your success puts you
tn a good temper.
(Copyright, 1909, by American Press Asso
elation. |
a man tire a woman with every rorm
of devotion when there are so many
examples of the clinging affection of
women for their wife beating hus­
bands? These are truths which invite
our careful consideration. With the
usual expressions of affection,
Algernon Gregory.
My Dear Mr. Gregory I have con­
sidered the proposition with which
you have honored me earnestly,
Mr. Gregory—I am thoroughly con­
A New Gardener.
thoughtfully, prayerfully. It liehooves i vinced that no man entertaining such
“I want some garden seed.’’
us who are past middle age to weigh notions of women In the abstract is tit
“What kind?”
well a step of such gigantic impor­ to take a wife. The consequences of
"Small ones.”
tance
to us both. 1 acknowledge to tny acceptance of your offer, such con­
s
“Small what?”
sequences being derived from your let­
forty-two, and you have told me that
“Just for a small garden.”
ters, would be as follows: I should at
you are fifty five. Are we not both too once plunge you into trouble, tempt
“But what do you want to raise?”
"A garden, of course. Think I want­ set in our ways to live together as you to sin. You would wish to escape
ed to raise oil wells?”
husband ami wife? I will admit that from your alliance with me to enter
there are certain things about man in upon another alliance with another
Business Head.
the abstract that I do not like. He woman. I should tire of your dsvotion
“My wife went shopping today with
has Inherited from ages of acknowl­ (or what you would doubtless call de­
$10.”
edged superiority dominating traits. votion» and encourage you to beat me.
“Did she bring any of it back?”
Such being the case, I have decided
Nevertheless man is like a great big
"Yes, $10.”
to decline your very flattering offer
good
natured
dog
—
unconscious
of
his
"Ma rvelous!”
with sincere thanks, Yours respect-
“It wasn't enough for a starter, so power or, if conscious of it. Ion th to use fully.
Elizabeth Montgomery.
it
against
our
sex.
He
Is
unaware
of
•he bad the goods sent up C. O. D ”
the delicacy of a woman's feelings
Dear Miss Montgomery—If 1 were not
and often stalks through them in sev­
Patriotic.
"loath to use my pc wer against your
en
league
boots.
In
this
he
is
brutal,
"Waiter,” said the man with the
sex" I would be tempted to hold you
newly acquired million, “a bottle of though without Intending to be brutal to an accountability under the doctrine
I
am
going
over
in
my
mind
some
of
wine.”
of categorical syllogisms for your log­
these idiosyncrasies of man In the ab­
"Yes, sir. Imported, sir?”
leal deductions. On my part I began
“I don’t care just so it Is home stract with a view to determining this series of notes b.v pronouncing
whether I had better venture I ad­ your sex “an unknown quantity of
grown.”
mit that 1 am undecided. 1 will try unexpected possibilities.” You have
Informed.
to arrive nt a decision at an early date proved yourself a woman in the ab­
and Inform you. Sincerely,
“Pa!”
stract as well as nn individual. Durlug
Elizabeth Montgomery
“Yes”
this correspondence I have formed my
“What Is a blessing?”
conclusions as to what you would
“Anything that you don’t want or
My Dear Miss Montgomery — You eventually do. I thought of what you
can’t get.”
are not expected to marry an abstract might be expected to do, then assumed
man, but one Gregory. 1 do not look that you would do the opposite. My
Unprofitable.
upon you simply as woman, but as one prognosis has been In every respect
“It la bard to be untruthful.”
woman whom I love. Woman Is a correct.
“Yes; 1 find it so—that Is"—
perpetual paradox, a chronic conun­
But enough of this. I pronounce you,
“What Z'
drum. an unknown quantity of unex­ woman as you are, the dearest object
•'With any degree of success.”
pected possibilities and contradictions. on earth, and I shall pass a lonely old
She is man’s greatest blessing and the age unless you make It immeasurably
ultimate cause of all his troubles. She happy. Sweetheart. I am
PERT PARAGRAPHS
Is his chief Inspiration to all that Is
Your Ixrver.
Having somebody to blame for our good and noble ami hls greatest temp­
mistakes is satisfactory, but often cost­ tation to folly and sin.
Dearest Algernon—Come and see me
You see by these few Idiosyncrasies tomorrow evening.
Bess.
ly
of your sex that n ntan who marries
GWENDOLIN ADAMS.
The ouly way to be happy is to be abstract woman Is a fool. My love Is
happy, -but it is too Inexpensive to be all concentrated on an Individual, and
How to Treat a Black Eye.
popular
that individual Is you. own sweet self.
Often
in playing a child will rub
I am, with undying affection, yours,
against some object which will hit the
It Is good for one’s self esteem to
Algernon Gregory.
eye, and as a bruise on the eye Is not
keep atill and listen to what people
are saying—or not saying—about one.
Dear Mr. Gregory—If I was unde­ only more disfiguring, but more pain­
cided before, your note has rendered ful, than one anywhere else on the
The best thing about the nonworry­ me far more chary of linking my fate body It Is well to know what to do
ing habit is thHt no one Is begging you with one who has such peculiar Ideas for it. Immediately after the eye has
to break yourself of it.
concerning my sex.
Resides, since been struck with enough force Io make
writing you other traits of men have It black apply a cloth wrung out of hot
The only aunoy-* come up before mo for consideration, water—as hot as can be borne. Apply
ing ha tilt some and I confess that many of them are new cloths as hot as can be stood for
people have Is not attractive. Man Is a sensual crea­ twenty minutes, and the blood which
the Itablt of ltv- ture, with no conception of a pure 01 has collected and clotted will become
ing.
holy love unalloyed with passion He thin and puss «>íT to its proper chan
will roar like a lion at his wife before nels.
Sometimes
a dinner and hand her his pocketbook
How to Caro For Snowshoes.
soft answer after he has filled his stomach. lie
Snowshoes need very Utile care,
gives you a rep­ expects her to wear a smile when he
utation furmush- comes home tired from his dally avo­ don't have to wipe them dry with a
chamois, for instance—the prescribed
iness.
cation, then proceeds at dinner to spill
treatment for skates. When taking
claret over her new tablecloth and
them off merely tap them against the
Being gregarious. We always want
after dinner to fill the curtains with
what the other fellow wants for the
wall or it tree to shake free the cling­
the detestable odor of tobacco.
same reason, although we may be to­
ing snow ami stand them up on their
I am still thinking of your flattering
tally Ignorant of his reason
heels outside. Never attempt to dry
proposition. Cordially.
them before a lire. When they are put
Elizabeth Montgomery
Courage is the ability to mislead pro
away for the summer select a dry
pie into thinking that you are not the
place where there will be no danger of
My
Dear
Mias
Montgomery
—
I
fear
I
least bit s« ared
mice.
did not make tny meaning plain to you.
If
woman
is
a
paradox,
she
Is
a
very
How to Keep Tinware From Rust.
When a woman gives you a piece of
When you have any now tinware on
her mind it doesn't add to the (teacs delightful paradox—that Is. at times.
If woman Is the cnuse of man's trou­ hand, such ns basins, pie plates, muf­
of yours
ble, it must be admitted to her credit fin pans and cake tins, rub the entire
If knowledge is power, wby not at­ that as soon as he shakes off n trouble Inside surface of the article with a ta-
tach the universities to the electric with one woman he Is crazy to walk blcspoonful <>f lard, warm for just a
Into another trouble with another wo­ minute on the top of the stove and
MStOVS?
man. Is It not his own fanlt If he wl]>e clean, You will then 'have no
I« It U necessary for lome to weep complains when the woman he loves Is trouble in the future with your tin»
«0 would like to pick the weeping List. silent, then wishes to bottle her when getting rusty. ,
she talks him to death? And wby will •
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lilis tiran. ': i. new,
ongly built and lilted vvah the latest improvement« and will
j;ivr a icfu'ai tl day servue, lot passengs n mil fl ight, l>etweeii the Coquille n»er, Oregon,
$7.50
$3 on Up Freight
First-class Passenger Fare.
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I’,. \V\LS1TIOM. Agent, Ban.lott, Oregon.
E. I
man i, n¡> agent, 24 CaliiorniakSt., San Ltancitco.
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I oi Slice! Puri - s.
Notice is hereby given that the
C<‘ mmoii ( oilncil of tin City pf I an
do , Coos county. < >r- gon, at a
reg it ar meeting of suiti council,
lieltl upon Mardi 15, 1909, at tl»*-
City Hall. I>v rc'-u'hition,
rt-,o!ut:on. persuant I
to Sec. 92 ol I lie Charter of salti
i
C it y ol Bandon, did determine to
< pen, lay out, establish, or extend
the followingstreets within thecor-
p< t.ite limits of the Citv of Bandon,
m the m.timer following, towi’;
ON PIONEER STREET com
inenciug at a point twenty five lev t
west of th»1 soulhwest corner of
block N0.16, in the < trigin.tl town of
Bancon Oregon, the same being
in the center of said Pioneer Street,
thence south 4 dtgrees »nd
min
utes west, 302 feet to a s’ake, thence
south 656.7 feet to the N n th line ol'
the S uth Fourth Street, said
street to be 50 feet wide;
Also
ON
HIE
SOUTH
f’Ol RIH STREET: commencing
in the City of Bandon, < )regon W:
the west line of Abern itliv Street 1
at the intersection thereof with said
Fourth Street and in the cente li ie
thereof thence
west along said
venter line <f the South Fourth
Street, till feet to the west line ol
Pioneer Street Extended.
Said
South Fourth Street to be 60 feet
wide, thirty feet of which, along
south side of said Street has al
ready been dedicated lo the public,
Also on Wharf street, Beginning
at the south end thereof, and in the
center line tiler« of 111 the city of
Bandon, thence south on said center'
line to the north line of the South1
Fourth street. 539 Ret, said street to
hesixty feel wide.
That the said council has caused
each of the above designated streets
1 r extensions thereof to be surveyed,
and that the engineer has filed a re­
port thereof,containing a plat of each
of the above streets so proposed to
be extended or widened,and that the
said council will in its discretion
adopt an ordinance embodying such
report, and establish, widen or open
the said streets, and within 30 days
thereafter appoint three appraisers to
assess the damages and benefits, if
any to the respective owners of the
lots or parts thereof, or other tracts
thereby ejected, and of the land ap­
propriated.
Dated Bandon, Oregon,
15th, 1909.
C. R. W ade ,
14 41
City Recorder.
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Notice of Condemnation for
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New Location, New
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Having move d my store to the building
opposite Trowbridge’» store I now have
on hand a full line of
Books, Stationery, Cigars* Tobacco, Etc
The largest assort mo nt of POST CARDS
ever brought to Bandon. Prices always
right
Executor’s Notice
Notice is hereby .given. that letters
Testamentary with the will annexed
ItHvo been issued by the Probate
Court of C oor County, Oregon, onto
Eugene Henry Hsmblock and John
Vinton Hamblock directing that they
execute the provisions of the will of
Jobn F. Hamblock deceased, as to (be
disposition of bis eslate, and
Now therefore, all persons having
claims against the estate of said
John F. Httmbloek deceased are re
qnired to present them, to either of
the nnd-trsigned Executors at Park­
ersburg. Oregon, or af the oflice rtf
0. R, Wade in Bandon, Oregon, with
the proper vouchers.
within six
months front the date of this notice.
Dated at Bandon, Oregoq, April
15. 1909.
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