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W* produce In Hood’s Sarsaparilla
9 medicine that has an unap*
proached record of cures of
fccrofuia, eczema, eruptions, catarrh,
rbenmatism, anemia, nervousness, that
tired feeling, loss of appetite, etc.
The combination and proportions of
the more than twenty different remedial
agents contained in Hood’s Sarsaparilla
are known only to ourselves, so there
can be no substitute.
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This medicine makes healthy and
strong the “Little Soldiers” in your
Mood,—those corpuscles that fight the
disease germs constantly attacking you.
Cametlng History,
Alexander the Great wept.
“Why the»« tears, your majesty?” ask­
ed th» sycophants. “Isn't it glory enough
to* ha»« conquered one world?"
“I'm not weeping because there are no
more worlds to conquer,” blubbered Alex­
ander. “It's because I have a presenti­
ment that some day big. Ferrero will find
sut I'm nothing but a shine!'
The sycophants, suppressing the real
facts in the case, gave out the false ver­
sion of the incident that has come down
through the ages.—Chicago Tribune.
A Literal Brgxlng.
“Convicts 'seem to very polite sort
•f people.”
“Will you tell me what led you tc
that conclusion?”
“8ure; they never do wrong without
begging pardon for it.”—Baltimore
American
If you do you can get It. Jf you are anxious to get into closer
touch with your friends, with the family doctor, with the store, with the
post oilice, or with the cotton buyer, you can do it with a telephone
at hand. If you want to make the farm a more livable place, if you
want to protect your home, you can do it by installing a telephone.
HOO KILLING ON THE FASM.
“How to Build Rural Telephone Lines”
In order to do neat and rapid work ut hog-killing time le is necessary to
have u good scraper, sticklug knife, a hog book and a place that is convenient
for working.
For scalding a barrel is commonly used, and ft is all that is needed unless
the hogs are very large. If very large bogs are killed, a scalding tub will
answer the purpose for scalding much better than a barrel. 1 have one which
is made of two-inch planks for the sides and ends and sheet iron for the
bottom. It is six feet long slid three and one-half feet wide, with a depth
of two and one-half feet. Two hooks are fastened near the top on one side,
with a pair of trace chains to run under the hog to facilitate the turning
and withdrawing from the tub. It is placed over a furnace, which Is made
by digging a trench In the ground, and when in use 1 place pieces of wood
across the bottom, in order to keep the hog from coming in contact with the
iron bottom and getting too hot.
I find that the projier tenqterature for good scalding is from 180 to 190
degrees, and If a barrel Is to be used the water should be boiling when
dipped out of the kettle, as the barrel will cool it some. If a scalding tub
Is used the water should lie cooled by adding a bucket of cold water before
Owa
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Boothing
Syrup the b st remedy to use tor their children
luring the teething period.
Not Iler Affair, but
The grocer's boy was lumbering up the
kitchen stairway with bis arms full of
packages.
"Boy,” said the mistress of the house,
somewhat sharply, “are your feet clean?”
“Yes'm,” he answered, still climbing the
stairs. “It's only me shoes that's dirty."
Home Tonic for Old People.
Wonderful results, eventually restor­
ing full physical vigor, are obtained
from the following: To one-half pint
good whiskey add one ounce syrup sar­
saparilla and one ounce Toris com­
pound, which can be procured from
any druggist.
Take in teapspoonful
doses before each meal and betore re­
tiring.
Too
Only One UB OMO QUININE”
That is LAXATIVE ¿ROMO QUININE. Look
for the signature of H W. GROVE. Used the
world over to Cure a € Jd in One Day. 26c.
hog is put in. To insure a correct heat of the water use a thermometer.
Small quantities of lye, ashes or lime will have no effect in removing the
hair, but will cause the scurf to come loose more readily. Keep the hog in
constant motion while being scalded, and draw it out to air occasionally.
When the hair and scurf slip easily from the body the scalding is com­
pleted. In scraping and cleaning the hog, I clean the feet and head first,
then the legs, and last, but not least, the body.
I hang the hog with a rope and pulley, as It is more easily hung in this
way than any other. But it may be bung with the ordinary gambrel, a
stick which is sharpened nt each end and inserted under the tendon strings
of the hind legs. A short singletree will be found to answer for a gambrel
stick. If there Is sufficient help a< hand tbe hog may be hung on a pole
put up for the purpose. After the hog is bung up, rinse it down with scald­
ing water, remove the entrails by running a sharp knife lightly down, mark­
ing the belly straight, cutting to the bone between the thighs and in front of
the ribs, which bones I split with an ax, being careful not to cut beyond
them.
I usually salt down on a bench or in a box as soon as It has cooled
enough to trim. The amount of salt I use is ten pounds to evety 100 pounds
of meat. In addition to the salt I also use two pounds of granulated sugar
and two outlet's of saltpeter mixed. Rub tbe meat once every three days with
onj-thlrd of the mixture. While it is curing pack it in a box in a cool room,
where it will neither become warm nor freeze.
Two barrels may be used, changing the meat from one to the other each
time it is rubbed. After the last rubbing let tbe meat lie in a box for a
week or ten days, then take it out to smoke. When taken out of the box
dip each piece in a kettle of boiling water and let it remain half a minute,
after which sprinkle with a little powdered borax on the meat side and hang.
Smoke it four or five days with hickory chips of corn cobs, then dip and
sprinkle it with borax again and put it down in clean hay. Meat treated in
this manner may be left banging all summer and will remain in the best con­
dition.—W. Hanson.
Funny.
"The young man is smitten with you,
Jeanette. He says you radiate happi­
ness.”
"Gracious!"
“And
he
also
says
you
radiate
beauty."
"My 1"
"And wisdom."
"Dear me, how funny."
"What's funny, dear?”
"Why, be must think I am a radi­
ator."
No Trouble About That.
The druggist's clerk handed him his
porous plaster.
“You want to read the directions care­
fully,” he said, “so as to know what to
io when you're ready to take it off.”
"I never take ’em off,” answered Mr.
(Vipedunks. “I always wear the things
dll they drop off.”—Chicago Tribune.
An
Obedient
METHOD or F1LIJNO THE SILO.
“How entire,” remarks the London
Globe, “is the confidence of the native
East Indian in the government may be
gathered from the following anecdote,
which comes from Lahore: “A tiger
bad escaped from the zoological gar­
dens, and its keeper, hoping to lure it
back, followed it. When all other In­
ducements had failed, he lifted up his
voice and solemnly adjured it in the
Good for Man and Roast.
same of the British government, to
If a cow or horse gets choked with
which It belonged, to come back to Its an apple or potato bold up Its head
Mge. The tiger. It is needless to add, and break an egg in its mouth.
»beyed at once.”
A cheap cure for colic In horses Is
the following: Keep a'small bottle of
turpentine always on band. Feel for
tbe Jugular vein back of tbe Jaw on
the right side and rub it gently five
< or ten Inches with a flannel rng wet
Keep It on Hand!
Couch» and cnida ma» am« an»
with tun»entlne. If tbe animal has
jnrmlva c4 th« tamil, an» time.
colic It will cure him iu ten minutes.
Many a bad cold baa been averted ro
and much arincan and auftnng
«Ji¡
To dose a pig halter him and tie
nan been saved by the prompt uae
ci Piao'a Cure. There la nothin*
the rope to s stake. When he has
o
h Ire >1 to break up cough. and cold».
ceased his uproar approach him and
I here ta no broo.lual or Inn*
Ou tronido that it will not relieve. c/i'
between the back lairt of hts Jaws In­
Free from onatra oe harmful ia-
(irdients. Fute lor children.
sert an old shoe from which you have
At all drw**iota’, 25 eta.
cut the toe leather. This he will at
once begin to sm-k and chew. Through
it pour your medicine and he will
•wallow any quantity you pleaso .
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revolutionizing the present method of
farming here, is about to be tried by
the Maplecrest Stock and Poultry Farm
Association, Springfield, Mass.
The association is planning to bring
1,000 sheep from the western part of
the country and put them on farms in
and around Middlefield and Becket
Tbe sheep are merinos and will be
mated with dorset ranis of local ex­
traction.
Some of the reasons which prompted
the association to bring tbe sheep are
the decreasing ratio of tbe meat sup­
ply and the constantly Increasing popu­
lation of the country.
Scotch herders will be brought here
with the sheep and will be used In­
stead of dogs or fences to keep them
from straying, as It is claimed that
more care can be given by professional
herders.
Cara ia Feedin* Working Horne«
blowers require more than a twelve-
horse-iMiwer engine. It costs less per
ton to elevate silage with the blower
mid the work Is done more satisfac­
torily in every way. The greasiest
trouble In the use of the blower is
caused by having the blower pipe stand
too far awny from the silo at the bot­
tom. It should stand ns nearly per-
oendlcular as possible.—Exchange.
Tiger.
It make, s
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Fru*l verona.
Farms I
WE
I WANT
The pollen from the pine forests of­
ten forms a yellow coating on lakes
•r on the ocean, ns far as 200 miles
from the shore, and has been mistaken
by peasants for showers of sulphur.
The pollen grains of the pine are pro­ ture, requires more power to operate
vided with yellow vesicles, which than does tlie flat carrier, very few
buoy them up tn the air very much on
the principle of a box kite.
Sounded
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The world’s oldest and largest tele­
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4.000,000 Western Electric Telephones
in use in the United States to-day.
Kars! Telephones a specialty
A Flavormÿ.
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Horse feeding Is not given the atten­
tion it should be by some farmers.
That of the cow and sheep Is carefully
examined and discussed, but oftentimes
the horse's feed Is Just all the hay he
can eat and various quantities of corn
and oats, according to the work being
done. Although oats and bay are ideal
food, they should not be fed exclusive­
ly. Horses like a variety as well as
does any other animal. Good timothy,
early cut and well cured. Is the best
hay for horses, but many farmers feed
too much hay. If the horse is expect­
ed to do extra hard work he should be
liberally and frequently fed. It Is best
to water horses as they come In from
work or before feeding. If watered
soon after feeding, the stomach, being
small, is liable to be partially emptied
by the water of the undigested food,
which causes bowel trouble or loss of
food.
Male«
Me«,
M.g,y,
Some people have the Idea that a
mule will not respond to kind treat­
ment This Is a sad mistake. A goof
mule Is Just about as good as cash in
ths bank any season In the year. A
thoroughbred Jack generally proves a
better Investment than a stallion. First
class jacks are very scares and that is
ooa reasoo why mule breeding la slow.
420 Lumber Exchange
PORTLAND, OREGON
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“I «aw a goblet today made
bone."
"I’«baw! I saw a tumbler made of
flesh and blood last night”
exsxSx. SXsXgxs ®4
“Where?”
"At the circus.”
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Stiff neck!
Doesn't amount to much, but
mighty disagreeab e. You’ve no idea how quickly
a little Hamlins Wizsrd Oil will lubricate the
cords and make you comfortable again.
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MERCHANTS!
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It kasieuuie, »>ui»|»ena.
“He swore that life with her would
be all suushine.”
“And shortly after they were mar­
ried?”
“He gave a correct Imitation of a
man looking for a storm cellar.”—Bir­
mingham Agc-Hernld.
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Ityou «ntTer froin Pits, r'.ilmg Bickne.«, «£••»»• o»
n.<. elifren. or ti rend» tb.l do
n.y New DI*
,'ov.iy w I teiieT. t'reni, atol a I JoU ar. a.ked ta
uo 1» t<> eeud for e P'.e B l’i.ol
Dr. May’» Epileptlclde Cure.
It h.t cure.l t ouismls wlreie e’»1»'“1"*
fgiled. fl-ni fr.e wlth <Hr»etloa-. Fxrr.eHPr.psid.
Uuar.n’eed by May Médical b». ..r.tory «nd.r the
N»ilon.l Food sud Dru«« Aet, Jun.SOtb. 190«. Ou»
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Fiea-s glve AO K «nd tull addr.ss
l»n. W. H. MAY,
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I WILL TRADE
Wall Paper, Mouldings,
Pictures and other sim­
ilar goods, for timber
land, farm land or cash.
Lowest wholesale
prices. Write me.
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It didn’t hurt a bit!
Now for my Alveolar Teeth
H. MOOREHOUSE
144 Seventh St., Portland, Oregon
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The Kind You Have Always Bought
scarcely anv limit to the
possible improvement in seeds,
but it takes time and money. We have
been improving flower mid vegetable
seeds for over «o years. More than 2000
people are working to make Ferry’s
Seeds suit you. Buy the best—Ferry’s.
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EREE ON REQUEST.
FERRY A CO., Detroit, Mich.
To Enjoy
the full confidence of the Well-Informed
of the World and the Commendation of
the moit eminent physicians it was essen­
tial that the component part« of Syrup
of Figs and Elixir of Senna should be
known to and approved by them; there­
fore, the California Fig Syrup Co. pub­
lishes a full statement with every package.
The perfect purity and uniformity of pro­
duct, which they demand in a laxative
remedy of an ethical character, are assured
by the Company’s original method of man­
ufacture known to the Company only.
The figs of California are used in the
production of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of
Senna to promote the pleasant taste, but
the medicinal principles are obtained from
plants known to act most beneficially.
To get its beneficial effects always buy
the genuine—manufactured by the Cali­
fornia Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sale
by all leading druggists.
D. M.
SEEDS
r
In cases like the above, all dentists throw mb
their hands and say there is no hope save ■
plate or false set of teeth, but the Alveolar sys
tern solved the problem and now plates are not
necessary unfess all the teeth are gone.
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We do dental work in all it« branches, from the
simple piece of filling to the complicated and sci­
entific Alveolar work. Iret no one fool you into
paying fancy prices. Consult us. The prices be­
low are for the highest class of dental work.
Per Tooth
“FLYERS
Alveola
Regular
Regular
Regular
Regular
Teeth .................................................... $3.50 up
Gold Crown. 22k....................................$3.50
Porcelain Crown ................................... $3-50
Gold or Enamel fills.......................... $1.00
Inlay Fillings, Painless and Per­
fect
are the
$2.50
Regular Expert Plate Work, per set . $3.50 up
Painless Extracting (free with work»............. 50c
O.R.&N
We make a careful examination of the mouth
free. If you would know more of this Alveolar
a
work, send for our look. “ ‘Alveolar Dentistry, ” •
trertise on the teeth in general and the new
Out-of-
method in particular. The book is free,
town patients treated in the shortest poaaibie
fast through trains
between
Dentists of 5 (o 20 years’
active practice in lhe city.
The ALVEOLAR Painless Dentists
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fourth and Washing! on Streets
PORTLAND, OREGON.
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On* lx>ttle ffnr.r»ntee<l to cure ouh ct ».
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“Friend,” asked the masculine half of
th« party in tbe runabout, "what road i»»
this?”
Slirep Eiperl tuentl.
Filling the Silo.
“Thi* Is lovers’ lane, sir,” said the na
An experiment which will be watch­ tive ; "and it ends down there in the bend
How did you fill your silo Inst fall?
The government people declare that ed with much interest by all New En­ •f the river they call thè devil’s elbow.”—
while tbe blower, ns shown In the pic­ gland, and which may be tbe means of dii eg go Tribune.
Pollen Travels Far.
COMPANY
Seatkcra Ollicei
Kansas City
Atlanta
Cincinnati
Portsmouth
Saint Louis
Dallai
Indianap'lifl
kavaanah
Prudent Mamma—I know Mr. Clipping
ia not handsome. Myrtle, but he comes of
S family of high-minded and honorable ♦
men. Remember, “I by their fruits ye
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«hall know them/*
Miss Myrtli That’s just it. mamma. I ♦
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don’t like hi* great, big Adam's apple.—
Chicago Tribune.
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Professor.
A Rural Telephone is an investment, not an expense. The
telephone which enables you to sell ten bales of cotton at % cent per
This Book Sent Free pound more than the traveling buyer oilers you, has paid for its en­
tire cost. If you have some hay down all ready to go in, it is worth
something to have a telephone with which to call on Neighbor Smith “for a lift" before the storm breaks.
The Rural Telephone pays for itself each year and we have brought the initial cost within the
reach of every farmer. Present prices are especially favorable and thousands of Fanners’ Mutual Com­
panies are now organizing so as to build their lines this Spring. Write us to-day.
M A PLEI N E lrr
Minstrels.
Ht. Vitos' Donee ano '-rvon, inseaM*s parvis-
vastly oared by Dr.» .Ine'a Great None Re­
storer. Hand for FREE *3.00 trial bottle and treatiae.
Dr. B. H. Kline. Ld., 831 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa.
the
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In a Farmer’s Mutual Company a few day's labor and a cash
Investment of about $25. per subscriber, will purchase ail material
and build an absolutely standard system.
AMARAI
Tambo—Mistah Walkah, kin /•* tell
me de diff’unce ’tween a waif »*’ an
apabtment bouse?
Interlocutor—I give it up, Jerry. What
is the difference between a waif and ail
apartment bouse?
Tambo—De one am a homeless kid an'
do uddah am a kidless home.
Interlocutor—Indies
and gentlemen
Prof. Ilowlan High-Eenah, the renowned
tenor, will now sing bis great topical song.
“I Ix)ve Him, Mamma; He Looks Like
Fido 1”
The professor was writing something
in a small notebook.
“Making an addition to my visiting
Hat,” he explained to tlie docto'.
“Your visiting list?” queried the other.
“Yes; this is a record of the close call«
I have had in dodging automobiles.”
This Bulletin explains clearly how a rural telephone system is built
and operated, and it also contains full information as to costs.
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Pilis ui 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c.
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