Bandon recorder., March 11, 1909, Image 4

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THURSDAY
H o jv keen the Statement No. 1
men were to vote for Chamberlain
and save their honor!
Honor- is
It sounds
a fine, sonorous word!
bo large and pleasing, coming from
a republican when casting a vote for
a democrat!
But how about the
passing of the bill placing two more
judges on the bench of the supreme
court, when the people, the same
people who would be up in arms if
Statement No. 1. was not carried
out to the last jot and title how about
the voice of the people when they
said last June by a majority of over
30,000 that such a law was not to
be passed? And yet how simple it
is; the strict carrying out of State­
ment No. 1 placed a democrat in the
United States Senate, and the de­
feat of the will of the people in the
case of the supreme court judges
placed two democrats on the su­
preme bench.--The Dalles Opto-
mist.
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Second-ClngR Matter.
March II, 1909
certainly have enough in fifty-two
Then there are the many cultivated
flowers, and no one has ever been
able to enumerate the different varie­
ties of these. Ro^es and carnations
the two choicest flowers in all the
world bloom out doors the year
around.
Calla |lillies, Christmas
Cacti and dozens of other plants
which they cultivate in greenhouses
and sell for enormous prices in other
parts of the country, will grow
almost as easily here as blue grass
in Iowa, which ;s saying a great
deal.
We have the natural re­
sources here to make the most
beautiful and picturesque city on
the face of the globe, so why not
take advantage of the opportunity?
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make one’s neighbor prosperous
Becoming so, doing a thriving bud
ivss, he in ti^rn, directly, or indi­
rectly, patronizes th< se who buy of
him; he and they are mutually help
ful to one .mother. The wel patron
ized local merchant helps, or can
and should help, make a better
market for his neighbor's products
There is something worth considi ra­
tion in that old vard or illustration
about the dollar that is sent away and
never comes back into the com­
munity, while if spent near home it
remai is there and goes its rounds,
paying a dollar debt continually.
Local merchants on the other hand
are under an obligation to their
home people, in the matter of
furnishing them a local market for
home products, as far as is prac-
ticable, and this in small places re
mote from large towns can usually
be made profitable for the merchant
as well as the producer,
And the
merchant should not overlook the
local newspaper, which may not
contain a great quantity of the
world’s news.
It is a more or less
influential factor in the community,
and when it stands up for the mer
chants year in and year out, by
protesting against mail order house
and solicitors for concerns in cities
‘ar away, they should cheerfully
reciprocate by helping the local
editor to enjoy a modest amount of
prosperity also. -Journal.
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»ten initiated during the Roosevelt
administration.
The present naval
|>olicy; liberal. dignified and con.
cilialory diplomacy; the conserva­
tion ol N.rtionul resources; the com­
pletion of the canal; the continued
restriction ol Oriental immigration
in accord, nee with the best interests
of the country-all these, and ether
matters of lesser import ince, make
up the Tail programme. It is a
programme that will call for
Herculean labor, for mod excellent
judgment, for the highest order
of patriotic service.
The country
believes that President l’alt will be
equal to the task—T. legram.
enmity. the lips pouring forth a tor
rent of abuse tn Its native parlance.
“Ill, you two! Stop this!” cried the
doctor. “If you throw those weapons
I'll not be resfkmsible for the conse­
quences. The severed parts haven't yet
had time to strengthen.”
Ilv was too late. The stone pitcher
and the beer mug exchanged positions,
each striking a head. The Hlliemtan
cranium rolled on the floor, the Ger­
man head toppled and hung sus)>ended
by such muscles as had firmly knit.
Doctor Scalpel surveyed this finale
of his work with disappointment. He
had proved that the transplanting
could be successfully accomplished tn
the case of human beings, but only a
tithe of the effect upon the indivMu-
ailty had been determined. However,
It had been demonstrated that th«
brain Is not all of the individual, At
any nite, It is Influenced by the rest
of the body, which is not only a tne-
chanical contrivance, but a living
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A colored man in Atlanta. Ga.. Is a
preacher on Sundays and a barber on
week«days. One of his customers
makes It a rule to be first in the chair
on Monday morning, when he is sure
JIAS A SELECT STOCK OF
of being entertained by a resume of
“Uncle Itastus’ ” Sunday dissertation.
At night the family always looked for
the latest from the colored brother.
This was one of his recent, effusions:
“Yesterday I took for my text ‘Clean­
liness am next to godliness,’ and I
Nteiiiii Heer on Dranglil
dun reach my climax wid dis argu­
ment: 'Now, what day follows Sun-
COURTEOUS TREATMENT
Monday Js
Why, Monday,
day?
wash day in all will reg’lated fam-
biles, Monday comes nex’ to Suu-
la
so. my bredden, that settles it
the words of my tex’ am true,
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OREGON
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1 lie:.' to godliness. »» » »» BANDUN
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2 An Exchange of Heads. •
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A Story of the Future.
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(Copyright. 1'JOS, by American Press Asso­
ciation.]
It was fifty years ago, in 1908, that
the first exi»eriineuta In transplanting
organs of the lower animals were
made and made successfully. * it was
then announced by one vivisectionist
that he had transplanted dogs’ heads
with preservation of cerebral and
bulbar function.
1 luring the decade that followed this
discovery the technique involved in
transplanting tlie head of one dog to
the hotly of another was very much
Improved, and surgical scientists be­
gan to covet an opportunity to try the
A ny person or firm from the out­
experiment upon men. But it was not
side that comes into Bandon for the
until 1915 that Iir. Therapeutus Scalpel
succeeded
in obtaining the requisite
purpose of selling goods should pay
human subjects. The courts that had
a license, whether they purport to
sentenced two murderers to be electro­
cuted consented that they should in­
be doing a mail order business, or
stead be decapitated by Iir. Scalpel
what not, so long as they are sell­
with a view to an exchange of heads
O ne of the best things the city |
The prisoners gladly consented because
ing in comDetition with our local
they would have a chance to live again,
council has done in a long time was '
though under a swapped identity.
merchants who pay taxes and help
to pass an ordinance at the last ses
Patrick Flanagan and Gottlieb Shn
to keep up the public institu ions < f
man were the subjects. Dr. Scalpel
sion, allowing property owners to >
making the experiment spent
the city. It is not fair
I t is Presklent Taft now, and the before
plant trees in the street along their
three months in educating an eminent
merchant to force him to pay taxes president has told us clearly and vivisectlonlst and four young physi
property, providing the trees were,
on his goods and then allow some comprehensively what he would likt- clans to assist him. Just before the
planted within eight feel of the
heads were severed the last rights of
other parties to come in and sell to do and what he hopes to do dur­ the church were administered to the
property. Some of the council ob-,
after which they were placed
goods in direet opposition and pay ing the ensuing four years.
The convicts,
on operating tallies side by side.
jected to the measure on the ground
no license,
The R ecorder is program is necessarily a lengthy The period of occlusion (shutting off
that it would not allow the ground
circulation! was but twenty min­
not informed whether the North one, and in a large measuic it tlie
utes. Thia brought it within the limit
to dry up and would cause mud
Bend firm that was here last week covers the unfinished business of the of time necessary to prevent coagula­
holes all summer.
While there
tion. During this period each head
paid license or not, but if they did Administration just brought to a was removed from the body, trans­
may be some argument on that
not they should have done so. This close.
The most important de­ planted, tlie arteries, muscles and
score, yet the mud is much prefer­
nerves suturated, the point of cutting
able to the wind and dust that is a good reliable firm and their parture from traditional party of the spinal chord being especially
carefully adjusted.
would be constantly terrorizing the goods are all right, but out of jus doctrine is embraced in that portion Suspended animation returned as
people if it were not for the trees. tice to the Bandon merchants no of the inagural address which treats soon as the anaesthetic .began to lose
its effect, and within a few hours Dr.
This is practically new Scalpel began to feel that the experi­
People in a fine timbered country outside firm should be allowed to on tariff.
like this do not appreciate the sell here without paying license, business, business that the re- ment had been successful. But it was
ten weeks before the patients were
value of trees until they are all gone because as before stated the horn« tring Administration left severely discharged.
I’he new policy o' a tariff Up to this time it had been supposed
and then they begin to look around merchants are compelled to pay alone.
that the individuality of a person was
and see how foolish they were for taxes here, and it is through their for taxation is one that is destined to solely in the brain. The case of Flan
agan and Shuman demonstrated that,
destroying all of the grand works of taxes, together with that of other meet with strenuous opposition; though this is partially correct, it is
nature. The greatest mistake th«- property owners that our public in therefore, we may conclude that the not entirely so. Flanagan on the day
ids discharge headed straight for a
This paper first great fight of the Taft adminis of
early settlers of Bandon made was stitutions are kept up.
saloon and shouted to the barkeeper,
the destruction of so many of the is for Bandon, first, last, and all the tration, if not the chief struggle dur­ “Ye spalpeen, gimme”—he hesitated
and instead of calling for a glass of
beautiful shade trees, and it is time and believes in patronizing and ing its entire course, will be that w'lilsky finished—“ein glass beer.” Shu­
We over tariff adjustment.
We may man, w ho followed him imo lue
hoped that the new «ettlers will not protecting home industry.
succeeded in correctly giving au order
make the same mistake. All cities have schools and other public conclude also that the fight will be for whisky, but the barkeeper, being
of any size are lining the streets in utilities that must lie kept u,> and all the more bitter between the Pres inattentive or thinking be said beer,
handed him a glass of that beverage,
the residence district with trees, and every man who gets benefit in trade ident and his following and the ultra whereupon |ic berated the Teuton.
“What d ye mane, ye heathen? Fou
it does more toward beautifying a or otherwise he e should pay taxes high-protection advocates because glass
vlsky, I said, und a sweitzer ease
city than anything else that can be in some form to keep them up. Ii of the fact that the persistence of sandvieh.”
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Here Flanagan—that ìb , Flanagan's
done. Trees were given by the their property is not directly taxable high tariff is so fundamentally in­ body
with Shuman’s head on It—took
Supreme Being for a purpose and here, they should pay license for volved in the solution of the trust a hand. Turning to Shuman's body
with his own (Flanagan's) bead, be
one of those purposes was the selling goods.
problem.
With President Taft’s growled:
beautifying of a city. Let us have
temperament and good judgment; “And it is the likes of ye's that's
pokin’ fun at the Irish race by mixin'
trees and plenty of them. It is a
A new publication in New York with what we have reason to be­ wid its tlligant talk yer beastly Dutch
great adjunct to the wealth of any is devoted to opposition to mail lieve will be his insistence on intel­ sprekeu? Gott in hlmmell Vas y’
mean?”
city.
order houses and their business. It ligent tariff revision, whether di­ Shuman's Dutch body (Irish head)
retorted:
seems to have a reasonable mission. rectly by Congressional action, by “Mebi friend, 1 kilt dat man mit a
As ONE meanders around the city Everybody must be permitted to the establishment of a permanent hammer. If you say another wort, ye
murtherin' Irishman, 01'11 mash yer
and sees the beautiful flower gar­ buy goods where and of whom they commission, or by both, we should Dutch head wid dot beer glass!”
dens of some of the enterpi ising choose, of course, but it is not only look for much th.it is practical in Flanagan’s Irish body (Dutch head)
looked at bls companion's Hibernian
Bandon citizens, it makes him stop permissible but commendable to trust regulation that hitherto has features contemptuously.
did
and think what a beautiful paradise show ] eople throughout the country been impossible of attainment. But "So y’ killed him wid a baunucr,
ye? I spoilt my man's skull wid a
of flowers this could be made, if the reasons why it is in the long beyond revenue raising by tariff, st hick lacken a slilllalah. Git out intt
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everyone who owns a home or has run advantageous to buy goods, as President Taft comes to the fiont yourself!
Beaching over the bar, be nelzcd u
the care of a piece of property would a rule from home merchants. These with a declaration for a graduated stone pitcher, his enemy meanwhile
raising a beer glass. Then the two
just take the pains to plant and cul­ reasons are in fact obviom to most inheritance tax; a proposition for drew’ apart, each poising his weapon
tivate a few of the choice flowers people on a little consideration. A taxation that will rest primarily up and glancing at the other.
Dr. Scalpel on discharging his pa
that grow so prolificacy anywhere great mail order house in a distant on those best able to pay it This tlents (so to si>eak) had directed one
in the city. That Oregon can be city may supply some tlungs cheaper is not new, but Mr. Taft may be of bls assistants to follow them to
watch their movements, notice their
the flower garden of the world goes 1 on some occasions than they can be more successful in urging it than idiosyncrasies und report to hint. At
this juncture the shadower rushed
without saying and Bandon is right purchased of merchants nearest was Mr. Roosevelt. It is certainly into
tlie doctor’s vivisecting room and
in the very best location for the home, but such goods are oftener of a clear proposition that deficit must excitedly Informed him that the men
were quarreling in a mixture of Hi­
most beautiful of all. Some time inferior quality and what is gained be cmed. It cannot, like Tennvson.s bernian and German and he feared
ago a botanist of note came here to in one purchase is likely to be lost brook go on forever, and this th t they would do each other bodily harm.
Dr. 8cal]>ei, feeling that some of the
get the different varieties of wild in another. Many people who have President Taft proposes makes f< r reunited parts might not yet have
sufficiently healed to w arrant .a Bcrlm-
flowers that grow here, and he was the mail order habit often actually correction and for an altogether
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dif- mage, seized his hat und rushed out
successful in finding fifty-two varie­ pay more for gixxls than they would ferent Treasury story than what we with the Informer to tb<* sahsin. He
the Irish txidy dancing around
ties. There would probably have' have to pay to a local dealer, But have heard during the past few found
with tlie true motions of an angered
been more if he had made a more even if the cost of home bought years. In the main, 1 President Taft Hibernian, its serious German face
•cowling, the lips occasionally mutter­
thorough search, but even sup- goods is a littie more there is is committed to all I
the important ing In the German language. The
German body was standing stolidly
posing that there were no more, we a resultant benefit in helping to govermental activities
1 that have in one place, its Irish fuce lighted with
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Coquille River Transportation
Co.’s Schedule
Coquille leaves Bandon, 6:30 a in;
arrives at Coquille 8:30 a in
Dispatch le tves Bandon 7:00 a in;
, arr-ve« at Coqnille, 10:00 a in
Favorite leaves Coquille 7:30 a ni;
| arrives at Bandon 10:30 a m
. Coquille leaves Coquille 9:30 a nt.
I arrives at Bandon 11:30 a m
1 Dispatch leaves Coquille 1:00 p in ;
arrives in Bandon 5:00 p m
! Favorite leaves Bandon 1:00 p m;
I arrives at Coquille 4 :oo p m
The Coquille connects with the
trains at (.< quille for Marshfield and
! My rtle Point.
Th«? up river passengers can come
Ito Bandon on the Favorite and have
three hours here in which to do
heir trading ami other business.
OSCAR COX.
The Opera
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