Bandon recorder., March 11, 1909, Image 3

CATARRH IN HEAD'
Why Does It Cure
Not because It Is Sarsaparilla,
but because It Is a medicine of
peculiar merit, composed of more
than twenty different remedial
agents effecting phenomenal
cures of troubles of the blood,
stomach, liver and bowels.
Thus Hood’s Sarsaparilla cures scrof­
ula, ectenia, anemia, catarrh, nervous­
ness, that tired feeling, dyspepsia, loss
of appetite, and builds np the system.
Get it today in the u«nal liquid form or in
chocolated tablet form called Sara-.taba.
Elevator Taffy.
The elevator boy was "sweet” on ths
pretty stenographer.
•‘You seem In a good humor thia even-
Ing, Billy?” she commented as she en­
tered the car at the tenth floor.
“You bet,” chuckled Billy, straight­
ening up his tie, “I feel like 1 am on a
hunting trip.”
“Indeed! In what way?”
“Why, I am bringing down a ‘dear.’”
And she blushed and said be wus the
nicest boy in town.
Ac
n
Germicide. ‘
Coal Merchant—Ah. well, we mustn’t
complain of tore weather. It kills mi­
crobes, you know.
Customer (making out a check)—Yes;
I notice that in your case it has killed
ths poverty microbe.
Only One “BROMO QUININE"
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Used the
work! over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c.
Sneezing is the best brain clearer
known. Many persons conclude an at­
tack of faintness, or fainting, with a vio­
lent sneeze. Our ancestors took snuff
from a belief iu the efficacy of sneezing.
But tobacco so taken is in part absorbed
into the blood and hurts the system.
Mothers will, find Mrs. Winslow's Boothing
Byrup th<‘ best remedy to usoIOTtbelrcU UU n
luring the tea thing per.od.
Tliouicht lie Understood.
“Now, young gentlemen,” said the pro­
fessor of moral philosophy in winding up
his little talk to the class, “you under­
stand, do you not, what I mean when I
use the term ‘ethical and intellectual aris­
tocracy’?”
"Yes, sir,” answered the young man
with the bad eye; "it means being great
■nd good, in your mind.”
Doubtful Testimonial.
Flndger—How do you like your new
preacher?
Digsby—First rate. He’s so agreea­
ble; never talks religion to you at all,
you know.
FITS
Vitus' Dunce ano orvons iiwmm perme-
I 11 3 aeotly cured by Dr. A .Ine s Great Nerte Re­
storer. Sen.l for FREI »2 00 trial l-ottle end treatise.
Dr. H. II. Kline, Ld., gil Arch St., Thlledelphie, Be.
The
Difficulty.
John Rockefeller made, he says, sixty-
five million plunks
On four thousand dollars borrowed; oh,
he rolled it up in chunks,
I feel that I could do as well or 'most
■a well as he,
But no one seems to long to lend four
thousand plunks to me.
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The
Wrung
Charge.
“Officer,” said the police magistrate,
“what is the charge against this man?”
“Disorderly conduct, you honor. He
approached two chorus ladies to whom
he had never been Introduced and in­
vited them to have a Thanksgiving din­
ner at bis expense.”
“That wasn’t disorderly conduct—it
was reckless daring.”—Judge.
Breaks a Cold Promptly
The following formula is a never
failing remedy for colds:
One ounce of Compound Syrup of Sar­
saparilla, one ounce Toris Compound
and one half pint of good whisky, mix
and shake thoroughly each time and
use in doses of a tablespoonful every
four hours.
This if followed up will cure an acute
cold in 24 hours. The ingredients can
be gotten at any drug store.
Dry
Went her.
They hired a girl to dust,
A girl both tried and trusted!
She took all Che dust in sight—
And then the dust girl dusted.
•—Chicago News.
Rondenn.
Beneath the moon prosaic day
Becomes a fairyland. Her ray
Throws o'er the world a gauzy screen,
Revealing beauties in a scene
Whose faults but girlish suns betray.
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Pe-ru-na-—Pe-ru-na.
The manuscript of Charles Lamb's
beautiful essay, “Dream Children,” is
for sale in London. It is written on
two folio leaves, and is set within an
appropriate binding by Riviere. The
price of this treasure is $1,230; and rp-
ropos of this piece of information it is
interesting to remember that for two
years of his work upon the “Elia” es-
Bays Laiub received only $S50.
At the last session of the Indiana
Legislature a law was passed requiring
the Railroad Commission to call into
conference annually the superintend
cuts of all railroads operating in In
diana to review the accident record of
the year and determine what could be
done to improve the record. At thF
meeting held recently the general man­
ager of the Pennsylvania Lines dis­
tributed 100 copies of “The Confession»
of a Railroad Signal Man,” by James
O’Fagan, believing that this book would
have more influence than any state­
ment that he could make on the subject
of discipline and obedience to rules.
In Dr. Nicoll’s “Life of Ian Mac­
laren” the author tells us that that
writer "had the book collector's rever­
ence for books; he never marked a
book iu his life."
Clement Shorter
takes Issue with Dr. Nicoll on this
point and says that “the real book
collector, ns distinguished from ths
postage stamp collecting sort of per­
sonage, marks his books without end,
scribbles on the margins, as Coleridge
did, makes his own index on the fly­
leaves, and is quite reckless as to
whether he is detracting from their
value for some other person. The real
book collector is fashioned like one
who said long ago that ‘lie bought
his books for himself and not for his
executors.' ”
Nome is one of the most interesting
places described in Mrs. Ella Higgin­
son’s forthcoming book on “Alaska: the
Great Country.” The city Is, according
to her account, at once so pagan and
so civilized, so crude and so refined.
It has a water system that supplies
Its households, with steampl|>es laid
parallel to the waterpipes to thaw
them in winter. It has not a yard of
sewerage. It has a wireless telegraph
station, a telephone service, an electric
light plant and it is seeking munici­
pal steam heating. There are three
good newspapers, three banks, churches,
hospitals, and a club of which the
wives of the members form the most
exclusive society of the North.
LET IT BANG.
Secret of a Society Woman for Re­
taining Youthful Beauty.
One of the young old women, who,
despite a full 60 summers, still holds
her own as one of the first figures tn
New York City society, was asked by
a young miss, tired by her first few
months In the social whirl, how she
preserved her appearance of youth in
face and figure, In spirit and even
vivacity.
"I relax one hour in the 24,” replitd
the woman tersely, and thAt explained
It alL
One hour every afternoon this wo­
man gives herself to complete relaxa­
tion in a darkened room. She does not
permit herself to think of any of the
distractions of her social routine; she
does not think of friend or enemy or
of herself. Relaxation is not alone for
the society woman, but the woman in
all ranks.
“I believe I should lose my mind if
I did not relax every day,” this wo­
man once said.
Doubtless she talked without knowl­
edge of the treatment of an English
physician in the case of a society
woman whose nerves were so tattered
that there was grave danger of a men­
tal collapse. The woman was made to
He on a couch, with her hand over the
side holding a small paper weight. As
soon as she so far forgot herself as to
let the weight drop to the floor she was
to go about her regular afternoon call­
ing and receiving. The woman scoffed
at the treatment when It was made
known ; she tried it, her nerves were
cured, and then wondering she asked
the physician for the secret.
“\yhat you needed was absolute re­
laxation, if only for an Instant each
Afternoon,” he said, “and the final
point in relaxing was reached when
you forgot the weight in your hand
and It aroused you by Its bang on the
floor.”
There seems to be a lesson to every
fagged woman in this little incident.
Ask your family physician. He will
tell you the way to grow old grace­
fully is to learn the rare art of relax­
ation.
Fartaera la Debt.
“My tooth is just killing me.” she
complained.
“Why don't you go to the dentist
about It?" asked he.
"Because,” said she, “I owe him
money.”
“You and I »eem to be In hard luck”
«aid he. “Now look at me. Every time
I go out In my automobile It breaks
down right in front of some store where
I owe a lot of money.”
Ik.» Talk.
Cigar Dealer—Yes, that is my wit«
over there—the one with the fine wrap­
per. American filler, and perfacto
shape.—Judge.
A genius is a man who has a huuch
th* ordinary man lacks.
Cement is used for roofing In France,
especially near Lyons.
The area covered by the national
capitol is 153,112 square feet.
The last edition of the New oYrk
telephone book weighed 2.000 tons.
I nder ordinary circumstances, the
life of a wooden boat Is four times that
of steel.
Another woman has been elected to
the Colorado Legislature. About a
dozen women have served there before
her.
“In the matter of drinking.” mused
the philosopher with the impressionistic
nose, “be sure you are right and you
won't get a head.”—Philadelphia Rec­
ord.
One of the most destructive as welt
MR. WM. A. PRtSSER.
as one of tbe most offensive pests that
Mr. William A. Presser, 1722 Third
afflict the planters of India is the red
ave., Moline, Ill., writes:
"I have been suffering from catarrh cotton bug. The Insect has been report­
in the head for the past two mont9h ed as a cotton pest from every part of
and tried innumerable so-called reme­ the country. Its presence is detected
dies without avail. No one knows hov by the offensive odor.
I have suffered, not only from the dis
Illthereto the population of Japanese
ease itself, but from mortification whei towns of the empire us a whole has
in company of friends or strangers,
been estimated from the official records
“I have used two bottles of your of births and deaths and other docu­
medicine for a short time only, and it ments, but it has now been arranged
effected - a complete medical cure, and to make a municipal house to house in­
what is better yet, the disease has not vestigation, commencing at Kobe.
returned.
Guam, which is one of the most unin­
“I can most emphatically recommend
Peruna to all sufferers from this dis­ viting of our possessions, will be
equipped with an experimental station
ease.”
through the means of which its re­
Read This Experience.
sources
will be investigated and en­
Mr. A. Thompson, Box 65, R. R. 1,
Martel, Ohio, writes: ‘‘When I began couraged. Dr. W. II. Evans, of the
your treatment my eyes were inflamed, office of experiment stations, has visited
nose was stopped up half of the time, the Island and selected a site for the
and was sore and scabby. I could not station at Agana. The station will be
rest at night on account of continual conducted under the immediate super­
hawking and spilling.
vision of the office, with 11. L. V. Coste-
“I had tried several remedies and noble as an agent in charge.
was about to give up, but thought I
Lord Lyveden is an ardent peerage
would try Peruna,
reformer and tells this anecdote: A
‘ After I had taken about one-third famous statesman of the nineteenth
of a bottle I noticed a difference. I century was called uj>on to visit his son
am now completely cured, after suffering
In prison. He bitterly reproached him,
with catarrh for eighteen years.
‘‘I think if those who are afflicted remarking: “Here am I. having worked
with catarrh would try Peruna they my way up from a middle class home
to a great position, and when I die
would never regret it.”
Peruna is manufactured by the Peru­ you will be the greatest blackguard in
the peerage." The son listened quietly,
na Drug Mfg. Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Ask your druggist for a free Peruna and then replied, with terrible irony:
“Yes—when you die.”
almanac for 1909.
It Is customary in Spain when an
Motive Power.
infant flrst begins to notice things to
“Yes, indeed; I’ve had many a good place before it a silver coin, a sword,
time taking my motor boat out for an a silver cross, a book and some fruit.
all day fishing trip.”
The object to which the child stretches
“About bow much fluid do you use in a his hand indicates, according to accept­
day?”
“Aw, don't ask a man that! How do ed belief, his future vocation. The coin
yon suppose I know—O, you m-an how is for commerce, the sword for the
much gazolire? About four gallons or army, the cross and the book respec­
•o.”
tively jxilnt to the church and the law
or learning, while the fruit denotes a
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The Woman Suffrage Association ol
Sympathy.
New Jersey recently celebrated the fif­
The 300-pound visitor at the live stock tieth anniversary of Lucy Stone letting
•how leaned over the edge of the pen in her household goods. Including her
which lay the 600-pound hog, stretched baby's cradle, be sold for taxes in Or­
out at full length on the floor and breath­ ange as a protest against taxation with­
ing stertorously.
“It’s pretty tough on you and me, old out representation. The suffragists say
chap, isn’t it,” wheezed the fat visitor, that this was the flrst instance In tbe
“to be prize beauties?”—Chicago Tribune. world of a woman refusing to pay taxes
for this reason. Since then there have
Nrceaaary Preliminary.
been many similar Instances. The last
The young man with tbe engaging «mil» and most notable perhaps was the case
was offering his assistance in preparing of Lady Steel, who let her goods be sold
the dainties that were to be sold at th» at auction in Edinburg, Scotland.
church social.
Lowry is a man with a moderate In­
“In making these popcorn balls,” hs
asked, “what is the first thing to do?”
come and one child, whom be is already
“Wash your hands,'' said the practical sending to a French master, who is ac­
young woman who was overseeing ths job. customed to be paid every Monday Re­
cently Lowry sent Henry to his lesson
tier Kick.
without the usual bank note. That
“T don’t mind finding a gray h.itr or
evening the father looked over the boy's
two in my own hair,” sighed th« bache­
exercise, and tills Is what he found
lor girl, who shows some few signs of
the sere aud yellow leaf, “but when Henry doing his best to put into Paris­
I pay $3 for a nice bunch of lovely ian French: "I have no money. The
brown curls and have to pick them out week is up. Have you no money? Has
of those, too, It Isn't fair. Do you your father no money? I need money.
What is the day of the week? The day
think it isT______________
of the week is Monday. Does your fa­
Why, Certt
ther know the day of the week?”
The customer had handed over a check
Mrs. Julia Ward Howe is getting
in payment of his long overdue milk bill.
“Is it a certified check?'' asked the col­ more eloquent as her years increase, her
friends declare. She is now nearly
lector.
“No, and it doesn’t need to be; I'm per­ ninety, and the other day at a reception
fectly good. That's an impudent ques­ given, her in Boston made what her
tion to ask.”
friends Ray was the finest speech of
“I guess you’d better get it certified," her life. She said that when she be­
said the collector. “You insist on having gan to talk about woman suffrage she
certified milk.”
never know when to stop. “It was my
No Scarcity.
good fortune to got Interested in the
“Is tills the financial editor?”
suffrage question about the time tbe
“Yes. sir.”
negro men obtained their freedom,"
‘‘Just to settle a bet, will you please Mrs. Howe said. "Then for the flrst
tell me if there la such a thing as a $.1 time I saw the whole of one sex gov­
Lili?”
erned by the whole of the other. This
“Certainly. I had a $3 bill In m.v s«>emed to me an Intolerable tyranny. I
possession this morning, and 1 stopped couldn't help but think that nfter we
nt the grocer's on my way downtowD had held the door open for the negro
and paid It You lose.”
we might at least have been allowed
Noblcaae Obllya.
to go in with him.”
The youthful George Washington had
A scheme Is being arranged for the
just declared that he ceuldnT tell a lie.
protection of the manlike apes In the
“How would it look,” he said, “for a German colonies of equatorial Africa.
future President of the United States to It is proposed in the flrst place that the
be eligible for membership in an Ananias
shooting of these creatures should lie
club?"
Thereupon he trimmed the cherry tree strictly prohibited and steps taken for
he had cut down, aud proceeded to mak« their protection. In connection with
a big stick out of it.—Chicago Tribun».
this it is proposed to establish In the
Cameroon« a special reserve for tbe
fauna of the equatorial forest generally
►
This reserve would Include a zoological
tropical station, with gardens attached
In which attention would tie especially
directed to the protection and rearing
of the anthropoid apes and other deni­
CO
zens of the forest zone. The scheme
4->
o
would likewise include tbe study of tbe
.’rewh water fauna of the tropics gener­
in
ally as well as the Investigation and
(\l
cure of tropical diseases. The estab­
lishment of n marine zoological station
in East Africa and a (perhaps mov­
able) fresh water station on the Great
Ickes' likewise forms a part of the
project—London Field.
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