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*• í - • • 3 . • ♦ e • • 5» • « • •• if •• 0» • • • é • • ’ ♦ • • o • * » » • • t a T i THE STOPPE WAREHOUSE It Shed* tome Side Light* Upon Life •nd Moral*. Fur a few dazzling side lights upon life and mural* apply to the storage warehouse. You can ftnd ajiuoet any thing there from baby alligators to blocks of ice cream and from Teddy liears to sauerkraut. So you won't Is« amazed at what the institution has most recently divulged. Here you have the story: Mrs. Q. repaired to the storage ware house to extract her soup spoons, though it may have been aunts or un cles or popcorn or guinea pigs. At any rule, her pro|s«rty declined to come out. It had been tucked in by Mr. Q. Only Mr. Q. might tempt it forth. Mrs. Q. protested. She wanted her catnip or theology or safety razor, or whatever it was, and made representations witli great emphasis. She moved upon the management. She stormed and wept. After long w rangling'the w arehouse decided it would yield up the college ice—or was It the piano? if Mrs. Q would swear she was still married to Mr. Q. and would send him a written statement (he was in Quebec, and I lost track of him owing to bewilder merit produced by merely thinking of n storage warehouse) and make him re turn ttie statement, countersigned, to the management. This, then, is how Mrs. G. regained possession of her golf links or prayer book or sugar tongs. Well, say it was sugar tongs, though golf links would be likelier. Pressed for an explanation, the ware house remarked: “Have to be careful, I you know divorces, separations, af finities, you know. Minute such things start up there's n race to the storage place. Game Is for each to snatch out everything first. Becomes embarrass Ing!”—Boston Transcript. “Hello Central, giwe me G. E. Kopf that editor of the RF cord - ER.”. “Alright, what do you want?” “Is this Mr. KopP” “Yes who is this?” “This is is M G. Pohl.” A few days ago you spoke to me about fruit and the conditions of orchards, we were interrupted, and as it is so stormy that you can not pick up much news on the streets 1 thought we might as well have a little chat. “I learned this morning that the Chamber of Commerce will have a b.g Bow wow in the Marshfield Wig wam, too late for me to go there. I wonder if the Bandon people and farmers of this community would not be interested in a movement which means wealth and prosperity to all owners of land.. Why those Mrunt Hood people they forge ahead and profit in money and no- triety while we here remain like a bump on a log, no energy, and with the exception ol a few land owners enterprise seems to be a word not in their dictionary.” “Could we not stir them up and have a meeting wherein we c< uld discuss the possibilities and the ways and means to join the current of advancement and bring out the wealth this country is full of, if we MIXED THE SIGNS. are only able to find it. “Only this year the Hood River Saraaate and the Sandwich Men In Edinburgh. people advanced the prices of their To advertise 8arasate’« performances fruit; tor instance the Spitzenburg In Edinburgh eight sandwich wen were apples formerly brought 75 cents a sent out, each of whom bore in front lieliind him one letter of the great box this year they sold for $3.50. and musician*» name. They started all This is not because the people there right, but after n time removed the are sharper and shrewder than we boards from their shoulders to have a are, they can not make a ten for a rest. On resuming tlietr labors each man five, but they have learned to do shouldered the board nearest bint and things right, thus they are enabled fell in behind the man who had for inarched before hint. to grow higher grades of fruit than merly When the leader, who bore the Initial we do. In addition they learned "8,” turned around to see if his men to select and pack such fruit in a were ready, what lie saw was “Snta- resit.” Ils knew enough to realize that way which proves to the buyer the something was wrong, but how to goods before him are not of the right it was more than he could tell. shady kind and this is where the ad After changing a man here and there vantages come in for both producer he got it “Starasen.” But still it didn’t seem correct. and seller. By this time the poor fellow wns tn “Now let me tell you right here a terrible state. If any of their em ployers’ people were on the outlook that many of the farmers complain and could see them, their day’s wage of last year’s poor crop, they find would lie stopped! He tried again and fault with the prices, why? The yet again, but it wns no use. And a moment later a man bearing knowledge, the experience is miss the letter “8" before nnd behind was ing. Do they expect from poor seen running toward the music hall to and lean live stock high prices for copy down the name from one of the posters there. And along the right meat: Do they think that fruit side of Princeton street there walked trees can thrive and produce on soil toward the appointed rendezvous at where the food elements are ex the Mound three mon who bore the strange deVlce^’A A E,” while opposite hausted and unbalanced? Do they them there paced along the left side know that of all growths and pro gutter four others, who, If to advertise ducts the apple must have a higher means to attract attention, succeeded well, for every one who passed looked percentage ol available potash than around in wondering amazement as to wheat, corn, potatoes or grass? what “Bats” meant.—Edinburgh Dis- And when such nourishment is patch. found sufficient what about the Too Much For the Ferret. An old buck rabbit Is not to be light culture of the soil and the pruning )y tackled by weasel, stoat or even and spraying to keep under control ferret. On the sanded floor of a small the different fungus diseases and the public house a ferret of long experi ever increasing insect pests. Let ence was matched with an old lop eared buck, the property7 of the land our farmer friends not be deceive I lord. The ferret made straight for the by words; some men catling them rabbit’s throat, but the hitter wns in selves experts in tbe business preach the air before master ferret could reach him and, leaping clean over the to them; they are false prophets ferret's head, let out with those [grwer- and speak so to them for personal ful hind legs of his a kick which bodily against the gain. The work must be done right hurled the ferret the ferret returned wainscot. Twice and in proper time or else your to the attack, and twice he missed ills work is not of benefit to you and grip nnd went hurtling through the The third repulse was enough for may be even detrimental, this later air. him. He knew he was beaten and effort is the consequence of nont or could not tic persuaded to stand up for improper pruning and spraying. • fourth round.—Pearson's Weekly. Of this I should like to talk to you Brilliant Fish Hue*. another rainy day if you so desire Like birds, many fishes assume their but this is sufficient for this time. brightest hue when they wish to at tract the opposite sex of their species. If the meeeting already suggested The colors of the male common pike could be called, no matter how become exceedingly intense, brilliant small the atttendance at first, same and iridescent in the breeding season. The ecl also puts on an intense silvery very good results, might be obtained hue at the breeding time which is very and its growth would be very ap noticeable and at one time caused nat uralists to distinguish It as a distinct parent. species. The males of the tench, roach Let us hear from the people on and perch also show a marked increase this subject. I In brilliancy in the breeding season. OOA----- Owing to ill health I am com pelled to leave Bandon. Monday January 18 will positively be my last day in the gallery. Everything in cluding a fine show counter for sale at a bargain. Will sell all or any part of gallery outfit. View nega tives for »ale. Portrait negatives fur sale to owners Good row boat also for sale. J. W. Lint. 52 ti Mental Arithmetic. “Two years ago T asked Aunt Jane to visit us for a fortnight, and she has not gone home yet.” “It's a blessing.” “What’s a blessing?” “That you didn't Invite her for • month.”—Harper’s Weekly. Uncovered. Horace- I can't understand you girls. Now, you hate Mabel, and yet you just kissed her. Hetty -I know, but Just see how the freckle« show where I kissed the powder off.—London Tatler. Domestic Politics. . —OOO - A big line of dry batteries at tiie Standard Electric Co’s' Store, of Atwater Street. o 0 0 "“Whom did you support during the last campaign?" “A wife, two children and a mother« to-Iaw and kept up my life Insurance at the same time.**—Puck. • % “— 7 J S • A MORNING SURGICAL OPERATION. ROOMS and LODGING • J : Oakes Real Estate Co. [Original.] A young Americun,, Walter Ttadgle, Newly furnished large light rooms with two ladles, was dining in Parts 1’elephone Electric Lights at a cafa bi the Champs d'El Icier. Rented by siugle night, week or There is an atlitg« that two Is com month pany and three is a crowd, and Tin dale wished fur another man to be a INQUIRE AT office of eompanlou for one of tbe girls. A gen tleman sat at a table near by smoking The BANDON STEAM LAUDRV his cigarette, drinking his ttbslntb apd X twirling his mugtacbe. He cast an oc casional glance at Tisdale anti ills par ty ami seemed interested tn them. When the waiter presented tbe biU Tisdale was chagrined to find that he had left tils portemannafe at his hotel. There was nothing remaining lu hla vest [ioeket but a five franc piece, quite insufficient to meet the indebted ness. He was at a loss to know what L1QUOR.5 AND to do. The ladles had no money with W1NE5, them, and the position was embarrass Ing. All this was evident to the gen C16AR.5 He rose, ap- tleman sitting near, proached Tisdale and. lifting his hat. politely said: “Pardon, in’aieu. If you will permit ute I will relieve your embarrassment Bandon Oregon What Is the amount of tbe bill?” After some discussion Tisdale accept ed the stranger's offer and asked htui to take his place at the table while be drove to bls hotel to get his money. The stranger consented. Tisdale was I absent less than half an hour and when he returned found the girls quite at heme with their protector. He was a man of perhaps forty. Hla A. Garfield manners were affable, and he pos sessed the faculty of being an atten Mill and Steamboat Work Our tive listener. Tisdale waB very grate ful for the favor he had done him and, SPECIALTIES thanking him, said: “M’sleu. we would be happy to have you Join our party for the evening. We SPECIAL MACHINES BUILT TO ORDER shall visit those places of amusement with which this delightful city Turned Shafting, Cap and Set abounds and when we have exhausted Screws, Machue Bulta, Pipe them will sup at one of the cafes in and Fittings, Brasa Work the amusement center.” GENERAL REPAIRING Tisdale took out a card and handed it to the stranger, who looked at It musingly. Pattern Shop in Connection “M’sleu will pardon me,” said the lat- ter, “for not returning my card. I never carry one. My name has dis BOOTS - AND SHOES agreeable associations. You probably You can't expect to get $2 worth know that the implement used in the for $1, but you can get your revolution for getting rid of the no- money'* worth at i bllity took its name from a physician. I Dr. Gulllotin.” “I see.” said Tisdale; “you are a de xM scendant of his.” “The name is not uncommon,” said Dealer in Boots and Shoes. one of the ladles. Mile, de Four. “I rather like it,” said the other, Repairing neatly and prompt Louise Micheau. “There ie a keen edge ly done at lowest liv to it” ing prices All laughed at the sally. The ladles gathered their wraps, the men put on their overcoats, all left the cafe and, getting into a carriage, drove away. During the evening the party gave themselves up to pleasure. The stran bandon - - O regon ger once or twice demurred at not be Druggist and Apothecary ing permitted to pay any bills, but Is just in receipt of .a new stock of seeing that Tisdale was determined on this point gave way. He was not a Drugs and Chemicals, Fatent and communicative man— rather silent in Proprietary Preparations, Toilet At- fact—but this did not prevent him from ticlea. Druggist Sundries, Perfumes. being companionable. He asked to be Brushes, Spouges, Soap, Nuts and excused from drinking, giving as a Candies, Cigars, Tobaccos and Cig* Glass and reason that he would be obliged to per arettes, Paints, Oils, form a delicate operation in the morn Painter's Supplies. ing and would need a steady hand. “So you are like your ct4ebrated an —NOTICE FOB PUBLICATION cestor, a doctor?” remarked Tisdale. Department of the Interior “I follow his footsteps,” replied Gull United State» Land Office at Roseburg. Ore. lotin. Jan. 5th. 1909 The doctor seemed to prefer Mlle. Notice is hereby given that Abraham Jone», Micheau and became her escort for ol Bandon, Oregon, who, on October 6th 1908. the evening. made Timber Application, No. 01675, for It was 1 o’clock before tbe party N. E. 1-4 ofN.E. I-4 Section 19 Township 29 bought up in a cafe on one of the S, R., 13 W.t Willamett Meiidian, has boulevards for supper. filed notice of intention to make Final Proof to “I shall have to leave you very establish claim to the land above described be soon." said the stranger. “Having ac fore the Register and Receiver, at Roseburg cepted your hospitality thus far, I Oregon, on the 20th day oi March 1909. Claimant names as witnesses: grant that you will drink a bottle with Edward L. Ohman, of Bandon, Oregon me?” Amos E. Hadsall. of Bandon, Oregon “Certainly. But why leave us?” A. C. Adams of Bandon, Oregon “The operation I spoke of.” J. M. Adams, of Bandon, Oregon. “An operation! So early in tbe morn, benjamin L. eddy , Register. tog!” exclaimed Mlle, de Four. Readvertisement. “You’ll kill the patient,” said Mils. First publication Jan. 21. Micheau. “Better wait for daylight.” “I do not expect tbe patient will sur Notice for Publication vive,” said the doctor. DepHrtment of tbe Interior. There was a certain chill In his voice Land Office at Koanborg, Or. that «ommunicated Itself to the others. November, 19. 1908 There was something uncanny In ths Notice is hereby given that Jessie M. Per fact of a man’s leaving a gay supper kins, of Bandon, Oregon, who, on, .Nov. 19, party to perform an ojteration on a 1908, made Timber Application. No. 02366, person the result of which be expected for NE 1-4 SW 1-4, Section 22, Township would be fatal. Tisdale, to banish tbe 29 South, Range 14 West, Willamette Mer disagreeable feeling, seized a glass of idian, has filed notice of intention to make final wine and, clinking It with the others, Proof to establish claim to the land above de drank success to the doctor’s operation scribed before G. T. Treadgold, United States “It will be successful,” said the aur Commissioner for Oregon, at Bandon, Oregon, on the 9th day of February, 1909. geon. “It Is an operation 1 have per Claimant names as witnesses: formed often, and I never fail.” Charles Swift, Kenneth Perkins, Fred N. I “But I thought you said the patient Perkins and Robert Walker. Jr., all of Bandon, would not survive it,” said Mlle. Mi Coos County, Oregon. nu 85 acres on the Coquille river, elose to Bandon, with 1-4 mile river front, a snap fur $ 1,500 70 acres adjoining the town of Ban don. Suitable for platting 3,500 The Eldorado 80 acre« south of Bandon. C’ait be cut up iuto 5 and 10 acre tracts. A bargain for 3,200 Rasmussen Bros., Props. 10 acres of tine fruit a ad berry land for 300 We have nine lots that must be sold io the next 30 days at $150. We have a tine list of city and c< n- try property to select from Insure your home or business. Your cboit« of seven companies Mar b ger Edward E. Oakes, Bandon Foundry 1Ä1 THE COQUILL RIVER LINE & Machine Shop Sirs. Fifield & Banc on Twin Screw, New and Fast 1st Class Passage, Up Freight, i A. F. Estabrook Co., Agents, Bandon. Oregon THE New Meat Market On Atwater Street keeps nothing but the best inj MEATS, PRODUCEI AND VEGETABLES Clarence Y. Lowe A. "big stock of well otiillod meata New clean ven.tila.teci roor s iree from odora SMITH BROS. The New Laird & Lowe Building, Bandon, Ore. a=_==^- The Arcade Saloon UNDER THE MANAGEMENT DI- C. A. JAMISON AND JAC K BROWN Handles Only the Best ol WINES. EIQORS. CIGARS Agents lor the famous Weiniiard's Beer St K JOHN L. LITZENBERGER PAINTER & DECORATOR In Oil and Water Colors Also House Painting. Estimates given on all kinds of Job and contract work. All work done in the latest designs at a very low figure and posi tively guaranteed. Give me a trial. Leave order* with Judge Geo. P. Topping for Publication------ Isolated BENJAMIN L. EDDY, Register. J. M. LAWRENCE, Receiver • a x&te-tí-iu K • I tc-c-Æc-&í-c-&tí-e-c-cc-e-tí-K-t<c-e-tí-c-e-- Tract PUBLIC LAND SALE Department of the Interior, Genera) Land Office Roseburg, Oregon, January 2-1908 Nutice is hereby given that, as di rected by the Commissioner of tbe General Land Office under the pro visions of tbe act of Congress, ap proved June 27, 1906 (34 State,,517), be will offer at public sale to the high est bidder, nt 10 o'clock a m. on tbe 20dny of February next, at. this of fice, tbe following tract of laud: — tbe NE J SE |. Sec. 29, T. 30 S.. R. 14 W„ W, M. Any persons claiming adversely the above described land are advised to file tbeir claims or objections on or l>efore tbe time des ign a ted for sale. I BANDON, OREGON In the New Green Building, BENJAMIN L. EDDY. Register. First publication Dec. 3 Nutice $7.50 3.00 Our interests are your interests. Fair rates and good service our motto BREUER’S “He will not, but bls death has noth ing to do with my skill in operating. That is another matter.” As be S[>oke a waiter uncorked a bot tle of champagne, tbe wine spouting and deluging the glasses. Tbe doctor took up his glass, bowed affably to tbe three, touched his lipa to It set it down and offered his hand to each. There was a coldness in it that added to tbe chill. Then he was gone. “M. de Paris is looking very well this morning,” said a gentleman sit ting near. “He goes to attend to th* case of Gavitz. the wife murderer.” Tbe girls with Tisdale turned pale. “Who Is ,M. de Paris?” asked Tisdale. “Our companion for tbe evening the public executioner!” gasped Mlle. Mi cheau. Tbe next morning's paper in speak ing of tbe passing of tbe wife mur derer Incidentally mentioned that M. de Parts was not hla usual self. Per haps a remembrance of Mlle. Micbeaa isd something to do with tbe change. NOBMAN a WHCT » ft £ <ú ft £ I I 1 Vienna Bakery L. A. YORK, Proprietor 'Ú J •” Our Bread is always fresh. Our Pies and C><k»s cannot be excelled. Baked goods of all kn<1» Ó ft JUST LIKE MOTHER USE TO h AKE California and Oregon Coant Mteaanali.p <0. Steamer Alliance Naw plying between Portland and Coon f,ay only WEEKLY GRAY & HOLT CO. Gen Agent. 728-730 Merchant» Exchange S*n Francisco TRIPS H. W. SKINNER. Agent Marshfield. Phone 441 - • a • • * • •’’a 0 • •• • » 0 a e • a I