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THE STOPPE WAREHOUSE
It Shed* tome Side Light* Upon Life
•nd Moral*.
Fur a few dazzling side lights upon
life and mural* apply to the storage
warehouse. You can ftnd ajiuoet any
thing there from baby alligators to
blocks of ice cream and from Teddy
liears to sauerkraut. So you won't Is«
amazed at what the institution has
most recently divulged. Here you have
the story:
Mrs. Q. repaired to the storage ware
house to extract her soup spoons,
though it may have been aunts or un
cles or popcorn or guinea pigs. At any
rule, her pro|s«rty declined to come out.
It had been tucked in by Mr. Q. Only
Mr. Q. might tempt it forth. Mrs. Q.
protested. She wanted her catnip or
theology or safety razor, or whatever
it was, and made representations witli
great emphasis. She moved upon the
management. She stormed and wept.
After long w rangling'the w arehouse
decided it would yield up the college
ice—or was It the piano? if Mrs. Q
would swear she was still married to
Mr. Q. and would send him a written
statement (he was in Quebec, and I
lost track of him owing to bewilder
merit produced by merely thinking of n
storage warehouse) and make him re
turn ttie statement, countersigned, to
the management. This, then, is how
Mrs. G. regained possession of her golf
links or prayer book or sugar tongs.
Well, say it was sugar tongs, though
golf links would be likelier.
Pressed for an explanation, the ware
house remarked: “Have to be careful, I
you know divorces, separations, af
finities, you know. Minute such things
start up there's n race to the storage
place. Game Is for each to snatch out
everything first. Becomes embarrass
Ing!”—Boston Transcript.
“Hello Central, giwe me G.
E. Kopf that editor of the RF cord -
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“Alright, what do you want?”
“Is this Mr. KopP”
“Yes who is this?”
“This is is M G. Pohl.” A few
days ago you spoke to me about
fruit and the conditions of orchards,
we were interrupted, and as it is so
stormy that you can not pick up
much news on the streets 1 thought
we might as well have a little chat.
“I learned this morning that the
Chamber of Commerce will have a
b.g Bow wow in the Marshfield Wig
wam, too late for me to go there.
I wonder if the Bandon people
and farmers of this community would
not be interested in a movement
which means wealth and prosperity
to all owners of land.. Why those
Mrunt Hood people they forge
ahead and profit in money and no-
triety while we here remain like a
bump on a log, no energy, and with
the exception ol a few land owners
enterprise seems to be a word not in
their dictionary.”
“Could we not stir them up and
have a meeting wherein we c< uld
discuss the possibilities and the
ways and means to join the current
of advancement and bring out the
wealth this country is full of, if we
MIXED THE SIGNS.
are only able to find it.
“Only this year the Hood River Saraaate and the Sandwich Men In
Edinburgh.
people advanced the prices of their To advertise 8arasate’« performances
fruit; tor instance the Spitzenburg In Edinburgh eight sandwich wen were
apples formerly brought 75 cents a sent out, each of whom bore in front
lieliind him one letter of the great
box this year they sold for $3.50. and
musician*» name.
They started all
This is not because the people there right, but after n time removed the
are sharper and shrewder than we boards from their shoulders to have a
are, they can not make a ten for a rest.
On resuming tlietr labors each man
five, but they have learned to do shouldered the board nearest bint and
things right, thus they are enabled fell in behind the man who had for
inarched before hint.
to grow higher grades of fruit than merly
When the leader, who bore the Initial
we do. In addition they learned "8,” turned around to see if his men
to select and pack such fruit in a were ready, what lie saw was “Snta-
resit.” Ils knew enough to realize that
way which proves to the buyer the something
was wrong, but how to
goods before him are not of the right it was more than he could tell.
shady kind and this is where the ad After changing a man here and there
vantages come in for both producer he got it “Starasen.” But still it didn’t
seem correct.
and seller.
By this time the poor fellow wns tn
“Now let me tell you right here a terrible state. If any of their em
ployers’ people were on the outlook
that many of the farmers complain and could see them, their day’s wage
of last year’s poor crop, they find would lie stopped! He tried again and
fault with the prices, why? The yet again, but it wns no use.
And a moment later a man bearing
knowledge, the experience is miss the letter “8" before nnd behind was
ing. Do they expect from poor seen running toward the music hall to
and lean live stock high prices for copy down the name from one of the
posters there. And along the right
meat: Do they think that fruit side of Princeton street there walked
trees can thrive and produce on soil toward the appointed rendezvous at
where the food elements are ex the Mound three mon who bore the
strange deVlce^’A A E,” while opposite
hausted and unbalanced? Do they them there paced along the left side
know that of all growths and pro gutter four others, who, If to advertise
ducts the apple must have a higher means to attract attention, succeeded
well, for every one who passed looked
percentage ol available potash than around in wondering amazement as to
wheat, corn, potatoes or grass?
what “Bats” meant.—Edinburgh Dis-
And when such nourishment is patch.
found sufficient what about the
Too Much For the Ferret.
An old buck rabbit Is not to be light
culture of the soil and the pruning
)y tackled by weasel, stoat or even
and spraying to keep under control ferret. On the sanded floor of a small
the different fungus diseases and the public house a ferret of long experi
ever increasing insect pests. Let ence was matched with an old lop
eared buck, the property7 of the land
our farmer friends not be deceive I lord. The ferret made straight for the
by words; some men catling them rabbit’s throat, but the hitter wns in
selves experts in tbe business preach the air before master ferret could
reach him and, leaping clean over the
to them; they are false prophets ferret's head, let out with those [grwer-
and speak so to them for personal ful hind legs of his a kick which
bodily against the
gain. The work must be done right hurled the ferret the
ferret returned
wainscot. Twice
and in proper time or else your to the attack, and twice he missed ills
work is not of benefit to you and grip nnd went hurtling through the
The third repulse was enough for
may be even detrimental, this later air.
him. He knew he was beaten and
effort is the consequence of nont or could not tic persuaded to stand up for
improper pruning and spraying. • fourth round.—Pearson's Weekly.
Of this I should like to talk to you
Brilliant Fish Hue*.
another rainy day if you so desire Like birds, many fishes assume their
but this is sufficient for this time. brightest hue when they wish to at
tract the opposite sex of their species.
If the meeeting already suggested The colors of the male common pike
could be called, no matter how become exceedingly intense, brilliant
small the atttendance at first, same and iridescent in the breeding season.
The ecl also puts on an intense silvery
very good results, might be obtained hue at the breeding time which is very
and its growth would be very ap noticeable and at one time caused nat
uralists to distinguish It as a distinct
parent.
species. The males of the tench, roach
Let us hear from the people on and perch also show a marked increase
this subject.
I In brilliancy in the breeding season.
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Owing to ill health I am com
pelled to leave Bandon.
Monday
January 18 will positively be my last
day in the gallery. Everything in
cluding a fine show counter for sale
at a bargain. Will sell all or any
part of gallery outfit. View nega
tives for »ale. Portrait negatives fur
sale to owners Good row boat also
for sale.
J. W. Lint. 52 ti
Mental Arithmetic.
“Two years ago T asked Aunt Jane to
visit us for a fortnight, and she has
not gone home yet.”
“It's a blessing.”
“What’s a blessing?”
“That you didn't Invite her for •
month.”—Harper’s Weekly.
Uncovered.
Horace- I can't understand you girls.
Now, you hate Mabel, and yet you just
kissed her. Hetty -I know, but Just see
how the freckle« show where I kissed
the powder off.—London Tatler.
Domestic Politics.
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A big line of dry batteries at tiie
Standard Electric Co’s' Store, of
Atwater Street.
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"“Whom did you support during the
last campaign?"
“A wife, two children and a mother«
to-Iaw and kept up my life Insurance
at the same time.**—Puck.
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MORNING SURGICAL
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ROOMS and
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Oakes Real Estate Co.
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A young Americun,, Walter Ttadgle, Newly furnished large light rooms
with two ladles, was dining in Parts
1’elephone
Electric Lights
at a cafa bi the Champs d'El Icier.
Rented
by
siugle
night, week or
There is an atlitg« that two Is com
month
pany and three is a crowd, and Tin
dale wished fur another man to be a
INQUIRE AT office of
eompanlou for one of tbe girls. A gen
tleman sat at a table near by smoking The BANDON STEAM LAUDRV
his cigarette, drinking his ttbslntb apd
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twirling his mugtacbe. He cast an oc
casional glance at Tisdale anti ills par
ty ami seemed interested tn them.
When the waiter presented tbe biU
Tisdale was chagrined to find that he
had left tils portemannafe at his hotel.
There was nothing remaining lu hla
vest [ioeket but a five franc piece,
quite insufficient to meet the indebted
ness. He was at a loss to know what
L1QUOR.5 AND
to do. The ladles had no money with W1NE5,
them, and the position was embarrass
Ing. All this was evident to the gen
C16AR.5
He rose, ap-
tleman sitting near,
proached Tisdale and. lifting his hat.
politely said:
“Pardon, in’aieu. If you will permit
ute I will relieve your embarrassment Bandon
Oregon
What Is the amount of tbe bill?”
After some discussion Tisdale accept
ed the stranger's offer and asked htui
to take his place at the table while be
drove to bls hotel to get his money.
The stranger consented. Tisdale was
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absent less than half an hour and
when he returned found the girls
quite at heme with their protector.
He was a man of perhaps forty. Hla
A. Garfield
manners were affable, and he pos
sessed the faculty of being an atten
Mill and Steamboat Work Our
tive listener. Tisdale waB very grate
ful for the favor he had done him and,
SPECIALTIES
thanking him, said:
“M’sleu. we would be happy to have
you Join our party for the evening. We SPECIAL MACHINES BUILT TO ORDER
shall visit those places of amusement
with
which
this
delightful city
Turned Shafting, Cap and Set
abounds and when we have exhausted
Screws, Machue Bulta, Pipe
them will sup at one of the cafes in
and Fittings, Brasa Work
the amusement center.”
GENERAL REPAIRING
Tisdale took out a card and handed
it to the stranger, who looked at It
musingly.
Pattern
Shop in Connection
“M’sleu will pardon me,” said the lat-
ter, “for not returning my card. I
never carry one. My name has dis BOOTS - AND
SHOES
agreeable associations. You probably
You can't expect to get $2 worth
know that the implement used in the
for $1, but you can get your
revolution for getting rid of the no-
money'* worth at
i bllity took its name from a physician.
I Dr. Gulllotin.”
“I see.” said Tisdale; “you are a de
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scendant of his.”
“The name is not uncommon,” said
Dealer in Boots and Shoes.
one of the ladles. Mile, de Four.
“I rather like it,” said the other, Repairing neatly and prompt
Louise Micheau. “There ie a keen edge
ly done at lowest liv
to it”
ing prices
All laughed at the sally. The ladles
gathered their wraps, the men put on
their overcoats, all left the cafe and,
getting into a carriage, drove away.
During the evening the party gave
themselves up to pleasure. The stran bandon
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ger once or twice demurred at not be
Druggist
and
Apothecary
ing permitted to pay any bills, but
Is just in receipt of .a new stock of
seeing that Tisdale was determined on
this point gave way. He was not a Drugs and Chemicals, Fatent and
communicative man— rather silent in Proprietary Preparations, Toilet At-
fact—but this did not prevent him from ticlea. Druggist Sundries, Perfumes.
being companionable. He asked to be Brushes, Spouges, Soap, Nuts and
excused from drinking, giving as a Candies, Cigars, Tobaccos and Cig*
Glass and
reason that he would be obliged to per arettes, Paints, Oils,
form a delicate operation in the morn Painter's Supplies.
ing and would need a steady hand.
“So you are like your ct4ebrated an —NOTICE FOB PUBLICATION
cestor, a doctor?” remarked Tisdale.
Department of the Interior
“I follow his footsteps,” replied Gull
United State» Land Office at Roseburg. Ore.
lotin.
Jan. 5th. 1909
The doctor seemed to prefer Mlle.
Notice is hereby given that Abraham Jone»,
Micheau and became her escort for
ol Bandon, Oregon, who, on October 6th 1908.
the evening.
made Timber
Application, No. 01675, for
It was 1 o’clock before tbe party N. E. 1-4 ofN.E. I-4 Section 19 Township 29
bought up in a cafe on one of the S, R., 13 W.t Willamett Meiidian, has
boulevards for supper.
filed notice of intention to make Final Proof to
“I shall have to leave you very establish claim to the land above described be
soon." said the stranger. “Having ac fore the Register and Receiver, at Roseburg
cepted your hospitality thus far, I Oregon, on the 20th day oi March 1909.
Claimant names as witnesses:
grant that you will drink a bottle with
Edward L. Ohman, of Bandon, Oregon
me?”
Amos E. Hadsall. of Bandon, Oregon
“Certainly. But why leave us?”
A. C. Adams of Bandon, Oregon
“The operation I spoke of.”
J. M. Adams, of Bandon, Oregon.
“An operation! So early in tbe morn,
benjamin L. eddy , Register.
tog!” exclaimed Mlle, de Four.
Readvertisement.
“You’ll kill the patient,” said Mils.
First publication Jan. 21.
Micheau. “Better wait for daylight.”
“I do not expect tbe patient will sur
Notice for Publication
vive,” said the doctor.
DepHrtment of tbe Interior.
There was a certain chill In his voice
Land
Office at Koanborg, Or.
that «ommunicated Itself to the others.
November, 19. 1908
There was something uncanny In ths
Notice is hereby given that Jessie M. Per
fact of a man’s leaving a gay supper kins, of Bandon, Oregon, who, on, .Nov. 19,
party to perform an ojteration on a 1908, made Timber Application. No. 02366,
person the result of which be expected for NE 1-4 SW 1-4, Section 22, Township
would be fatal. Tisdale, to banish tbe 29 South, Range 14 West, Willamette Mer
disagreeable feeling, seized a glass of idian, has filed notice of intention to make final
wine and, clinking It with the others, Proof to establish claim to the land above de
drank success to the doctor’s operation scribed before G. T. Treadgold, United States
“It will be successful,” said the aur Commissioner for Oregon, at Bandon, Oregon,
on the 9th day of February, 1909.
geon. “It Is an operation 1 have per
Claimant names as witnesses:
formed often, and I never fail.”
Charles Swift, Kenneth Perkins, Fred N. I
“But I thought you said the patient Perkins and Robert Walker. Jr., all of Bandon,
would not survive it,” said Mlle. Mi Coos County, Oregon.
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85 acres on the Coquille river, elose to
Bandon, with 1-4 mile river front, a
snap fur
$ 1,500
70 acres adjoining the town of Ban
don. Suitable for platting
3,500
The Eldorado
80 acre« south of Bandon. C’ait be cut
up iuto 5 and 10 acre tracts. A
bargain for
3,200
Rasmussen Bros., Props.
10 acres of tine fruit a ad berry land
for
300
We have nine lots that must be sold io the next 30
days at $150. We have a tine list of city and c< n- try
property to select from
Insure your home or business. Your cboit« of
seven companies
Mar b ger
Edward E. Oakes,
Bandon Foundry
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THE COQUILL RIVER LINE
& Machine Shop
Sirs. Fifield & Banc on
Twin Screw, New and Fast
1st Class Passage,
Up Freight,
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A. F. Estabrook Co., Agents, Bandon. Oregon
THE New Meat Market
On Atwater Street keeps nothing but the best inj
MEATS, PRODUCEI
AND VEGETABLES
Clarence Y. Lowe
A. "big stock of well otiillod meata
New clean ven.tila.teci roor s iree
from odora
SMITH BROS.
The New Laird & Lowe Building, Bandon, Ore.
a=_==^-
The Arcade Saloon
UNDER THE MANAGEMENT DI-
C. A. JAMISON AND JAC K BROWN
Handles Only the Best ol
WINES. EIQORS. CIGARS
Agents lor the famous
Weiniiard's Beer
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JOHN L. LITZENBERGER
PAINTER & DECORATOR
In Oil and Water Colors
Also House Painting. Estimates given on all kinds of
Job and contract work. All work done in the
latest designs at a very low figure and posi
tively guaranteed. Give me a trial.
Leave order* with Judge Geo. P. Topping
for Publication------ Isolated
BENJAMIN L. EDDY, Register.
J. M. LAWRENCE, Receiver
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PUBLIC LAND SALE
Department of the Interior,
Genera) Land Office
Roseburg, Oregon, January 2-1908
Nutice is hereby given that, as di
rected by the Commissioner of tbe
General Land Office under the pro
visions of tbe act of Congress, ap
proved June 27, 1906 (34 State,,517),
be will offer at public sale to the high
est bidder, nt 10 o'clock a m. on tbe
20dny of February next, at. this of
fice, tbe following tract of laud: —
tbe NE J SE |. Sec. 29, T. 30 S.. R.
14 W„ W, M. Any persons claiming
adversely the above described land
are advised to file tbeir claims or
objections on or l>efore tbe time des
ign a ted for sale.
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BANDON, OREGON
In the New Green Building,
BENJAMIN L. EDDY.
Register.
First publication Dec. 3
Nutice
$7.50
3.00
Our interests are your interests. Fair rates and
good service our motto
BREUER’S
“He will not, but bls death has noth
ing to do with my skill in operating.
That is another matter.”
As be S[>oke a waiter uncorked a bot
tle of champagne, tbe wine spouting
and deluging the glasses. Tbe doctor
took up his glass, bowed affably to tbe
three, touched his lipa to It set it down
and offered his hand to each. There
was a coldness in it that added to tbe
chill. Then he was gone.
“M. de Paris is looking very well
this morning,” said a gentleman sit
ting near. “He goes to attend to th*
case of Gavitz. the wife murderer.”
Tbe girls with Tisdale turned pale.
“Who Is ,M. de Paris?” asked Tisdale.
“Our companion for tbe evening the
public executioner!” gasped Mlle. Mi
cheau.
Tbe next morning's paper in speak
ing of tbe passing of tbe wife mur
derer Incidentally mentioned that M.
de Parts was not hla usual self. Per
haps a remembrance of Mlle. Micbeaa
isd something to do with tbe change.
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