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% Catarrh As« of most common of blood dis eases, is much aggravated bv the sudden changes of *weather at this time «1 ▼car. Begin treatment at once with Hood’s Sarsaparilla, which effects rad ical and permanent cure». This great medicine nas received 40,366 Testimonials in two years, which prove its wonderful efficacy in purifying and enriching the blood. Best for all blood diseases. In usual liquid form or chocolated tablets known a<< Sarsatabs. too doses St. Make* One Exception. “You're always kicking about our hav ing too many laws. I suppose you woulc repeal the law of gravitation if you could.’ "No; that's always rigidly enforced It’s only the dead letter laws I'm after.* Point of View. “What is the use,” remarked the philo sophical boarder, “of speculating concern ing immortality?” “What's rhe use,” broke in ths sportive boarder with the turned collar, “of specu latin’ in anything? You lose «very time. That's my experience.” The General Demand of the Well-Informed of the World has always been for a simple, pleasant and efficient liquid laxative remedy of known value; a laxative which physi cians could sanction for family use because Its component parts are known to them to be wholesome and truly beneficial ia effect, acceptable to the system and gentle, yet prompt, in action. In supplying that demand with Its excellent combination of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies on the merits of the laxative for its remarkable success. That Is one of many reasons why Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is given the preference by the Well- Informed. To get its beneficial effects always buy the genuine—manufac tured by the California Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle. OWARD E. BU RTON.—A«sayer ari Chomlat. Leadville, Colorado« Hpecimen prices: Gold, Hllvcr, L ad, $1 ; Gold, Silver,75c; Gold, 50c; Zinc or Copper, ^1. Cyanido tests. Mailing envelopes and full price list sent on application. Control and Um pire work solid led. Kdurcuce: Carbonate Mw tlonal Bank. H ' .««.AU •«• w ««. Wouldn't lief “Somehow,” said the political manager, “I can’t help wishing I could get acquaint ed with the chap that held up those 125 travelers in Yellowstone park a few days ago. Wouldn't he be a dandy collectot of campaign contributions!"—Cbieagc Tribune. In the Mission Sunday Quite the Contrary. Mrs. Upsome—Is your dentist one ot die "painless" kind? Mrs. Oylwell—Not at alt. He’s so «ympatbetie that be says it hurts him just as much as it does me. Objector. Great Street Preacher—O, my friends. when Gabriel blows bis trumpet what will you be doing? Voice (from outskirts of crowd) — Waiting for Montgomery Ward to serve an injunction on him!—Chicago Tribune. Ksplalalaif It. Men who cannot stop for a rainy day.- will find the greatest comfort and fre of bodily movement in , ------ Reaaauring WATERPROOF OILED CLOTHI SLICKERS‘3QP SUITS Every garment bearing , 1 J the sign of the fish' ** p guaranteed waterproof <J-- Catalog free A J TOWC. CO BOS’OM US* Him. “Madam,” said th« guard on the South 3id« slsvated, “this is ths smoking car.” “That's all right, conductor,' said the self-pussuased matron, taking a sent. "Don't apologiis. I know it's dirty, but one can't expect a smoking car to be a frout parlor.”—Chicago Tribune. A.irtmeat « WL. D oug L as *Aoo shoes ‘350, Hon«« Amenities. 1tl*tateoa. Heaoatnien«. "Ton may put that back in the show ease!” said the indignant Mrs. Lapslmj t. th« milliner. "I wouldn’t even wear much less buy, a hat named in honor o( that horrid murderess, Charlotte Cordu natlly U L. DOUGLAS, ISM Spark St.. Brockton. M««a Hattie«. The timid young woman, who had let ters of introduction to ths great man, had ventured to call. “You ars so busy, judge,” she said, "that I—I hesitated about disturbing you. How many—er—days in ths work do you week?” Color Eyrlrt» Uttr.tl Errlunirrly. »rTakr > «» Substitute. \V. L. Douglas name and price ia MaiAped on bottom. Sold everywhere. Shoe® mailed from factory to any put of the world. Catalogue free. Collateral Evldeueo. His indulgent grandmother bnd given him a half of a custard pis. "You seem to like it, Tommy,” she said. “Like it!” exclaimed Tommy, taking it away from bis face for a moment, "jes’ see how I'm tnussin’ up my ears!”—Chi cago Tribune. Know. Heller Now. ‘.’If you wish to have everybody your friend,” counseled her elderly ad- viser, "don't be a talker; be a listener." It was not until after she bad secured a job as telephone girl In the central office that »he found out what a mistake she had made in taking the advice literilly. Parallel Case. “My observation,” said the sage, "leads me to the conclusion that th« more wealth one gives away the more wealth on« has.” “It's Just exactly the same way with kisses,” whispered one of his listeners, a demurs little miss who was sitting by a big man with a beard. la ir irouth almilnr In any way to the above? If ao no nood to wear a wobbly, unuaablt* partial plate or ill fitting, ordinary bridge work. 1 he Dr. Win •yeteni of “TEETH WITHOUT PLATES’ The rami' of 21 year»’ eipenenrw. the new way of replacing teeth in the mouth teeth in fact, teeth in appeiiranre. teeth to chew your fool upon, aa you dul upon your natural one* Our force is ao organ bed we can do your entire crown, bridge or plate work in a day if neceaaary Positively palnl tracting. Only high-claaa. scientific work. WISE DENTAL CO., INC Dr W. A Wise Manager . 21 years in Portland Fe< ond Floor. Failing Building, Third snd Wash ington St rroia Office hours. 8 A. M to H P M Sun days. • to I P M Painless Extracting. 6Uo. plates, ft up Phones A and Mam P N U No. 47 0« TXTHEN writing to advertiser« plea«« VT mentina thl« paper. FOUR’HORSE EVENER. needs to be five feet four inches long, and from the right end to the first pul ley It Is Just seven inches. This meas urement is to th center of the pulley, From the center of the right pulley, measure fifteen and one-quarter inches and bore a hole, which is where the plough head clevis fastens. Now go back to the extreme right end of the stick and measure thirty and three- juarter Inches. You then have the place where the second pulley Is to be placed. This puts the two pulleys just twenty-four inches apart This com pletes all the measurements that need to be accurate. At the left end, whero the left team Is bitched, it is best to bore about three holes, and you can fasten the doubletrees in whichever hole which seems best suited to the team. Bore the first hole about two and one-half Inches from the end, then go two Inches and bore another, and two laches from that, Lf a third hole Is wanted. This evener will work one horse 1a the furrow and three on the plough, and there will be no side draft, Hitch the chain up pretty short so there Is not too much slack when turn Ing to the left, and hitch it to the plough back about where the coulter runs, or where experimenting tells you is the best place.—Montreal Star. Third Floor Reuter—When you buy coffee why don’t you have th« grocer grind it for you? Fourth Floor Renter—When you buy Poultry-House I.Ice. a chuck eteak why don’t you get th« Turn out the fowls some days butcher to hammer the daylights out of it close all the cracks in the house for you? Mrs. Highsom»—Yes, he's the Puke of Huffhouse. In speaking of him, you know, of course, ws use the term, bis grace------ Mrs. Suddyn-Klymer—His grace? Why, he hasn't any ! He's a regular lummix ! W. L. Douglas makes and sells more men's M3.OO »nd MB.50 shoes than any other manufacturer In the world, be cause they hold their shape, fit better, and wear longer than any other make. Shoe» at All Prices, for Every Member of the Family, Men, Boys. Women, Misses4 Children W L Douglas $4 00 and $0.00 Gilt Edge flhoe« cannot bs equal ed at any price. W. L Douglas $2.00 and $2 00 shoes ars ths best in the world SIMPLE B Beware of the Cough that hangs on peni«t«ntly, breaking your night'» re»l and exhausting vou with th« violence of the paroxvsaii. A few dote« of Pis.»'« Cure will relieve won derfully tnv cough, no matter how far advanced or eeriout. Il"--.'the«and heal« theirritated i-.r ’aret, clears th« clogged a ravages and the cough disa pears. At ail druggists', 25 eta. • PERFECT TONIC Withhold solid foods until the calf will take them dry, which Is usually at about three weeks of age. As the calf grows older encourage big eating In order to secure good storage capacity, and with sound and nutritious foods stimulate both digestion and ability to digest. By rich cream we have commonly come to understand to mean milk rich In butter fat. it is admitted tbHt milk richest In butter fat Is also richer in casein; and, while an excess of butter fat Is not likely to disarrange the stoni- ach of the calf, an excess of caselu will. Therefore, allowing the milk to cream, and removing this to reduce the rich ness of the milk to the needs of the calf, is an aggravation rather than a modifi cation, for by the skimming process the Good a. Their Word. proportion of casein has been increased, "Did those new grocers keep their prom while the effort that should have been ise that they would ‘cut your grocery bills made should have modified the casein. In half’?” “They did. They send their bills twice This can be accomplished by simply adding water to the whole milk, main a month.”—Chicago Tribune. taining blood temperature. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Boothing MAPLE9NE Th« A«« ot Sheep. School. Teacher—And what de you suppose til the animals did during those forty days in the ark? Smarty Williams—They just loafed irouud and scratched themselves. Sandy Toole (disdainfully)—Chuck it. Smarty! What’d they scratch for, when there was only two fleas?—The Bohemian. NATURE’S There is scarcely any on«, no matter liow vigorous and healthy, who irregularities upset the does not need a tonic sometimes. Little . physical . „ system, the appetite fails, digestion is poor, the body feels tired and worn out, and other unpleasant symptoms give warning that the system is disor dered and needs assistance to ward off, perhaps, some serious sickness or ailment. S. S. S. is recognized everywhere as the best of all tonics, nature's medicine, made entirely of healing, cleansing, invigorating roots and herbs, a systemic remedy without an equal. S. S. S. has the additional value of being the greatest of all blood purifiers. It re-establishes the healthy circu lation of the blood, rids the body of that tired, worn-out feeling, improves the appetite and digestion, and brings about a return of health to those whose systems have been weakened or depleted. S. S. S. acts more promptly and pleasantly than any other medicine, and those who are run down in health should commence its use at once. It will thoroughly purify the blood and tone up the system. S. S. S. is admirably suited for a systemic remedy because it is free from minerals; it may be used without harmful results by persons of any age, and no unpleasant effects ever follow. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. declare« Said He—Darling, we bave b«en en g." fed for six months. Don't you think It is about time we were getting mar rled? fluid She— Well, I’m willing to bs married just as soou as you can pro vole me with a home. Said He—That being the case, I sup pose I am to consider the engagement One of the simplest forms for four- broken. horse evener is shown In the Illustra Jumping at a ( naclsiles. tion which is self-explanatory except “What tort of pl«y ia chii?” asked th« for measurements. Besides double man who had jutrt come in and taken hl« trees of ordinary plough length, and •eat. the stick of tough oak from which to The qu^wtion was anewerod by a man named Olson, who Lxppeurd to be aitting make the evener, two pulleys large enough so a small link log chain will next to him. work through them, two bolts to bolt “Ay tank------ ” MO, it’e a tank drama, is It?”—Chi the pulleys on and two pieces of two- cago Tribune. inch wide strap iron bent and used as braces for the pulleys, are required. Kstreiaely Hare. “While I was downtown,” said Mrs These pieces of strap iron had better Lapsling, laying aside her wraps, “I saw be bolted, also. Their use is to furnish n wonderful old violin in a music store. a brace for the pulleys. Any small link The clerk said it was worth $5,000. It log chain can be used, and if too long was a genuine Sardanapslus, and yon it can be wrapped around the plough know that kind is getting very scarce where hitched. Now for the measure nowadays.”—Chicago Tribune. ments. In the first place, the stick The tortoise bad won the race. “I didn’t half try," said the hare, with • yawn. “What’s the use? We’re not allowed to bet on races now, anyway.' ft From which it is apparent that the real facts in the case were suppressed.— Chicago Tribune. OUT OF DOOR s.s.s «•ver saw anybody aa oetui. s<*f- poseessed. and. quick ts «<« in rims of knminent danger ak that man Globbu." “ChaufNurf “Ns, just a oommoe pedestri««. The age of sheep Is very easily shown by an examination of the teeth. A lamb has the first pair of permanent front teeth when about 10 months old; the second pair a p; »ears at about 18 months; the third pair at 28 months and the fourth at about 33 to 40 months. When the whole of the per manent front teeth have appeared the sheep is in in? fourth The Meri no matures its teeth ««ter than the other breeds; tiie Cotjwold and South downs and other highly-improved mut ton sheep are some months ahead of a Merino, but at 4 years every sheep has its full mouth of teeth. Later the age is known by the appearance of the teeth, which gradually lose their sharp edges and become worn down smooth. A healthy sheep will keep its teeth good until 10 or 12 years old, -if the pasture is not unusually bare and the soil sandy, so as to wear the teeth excessively. Sheep ns u Clvlliaer. A speaker at a farmers’ meeting eulogized the little animal with the golden hoof in the following interest ing strain: “Sheep are always the advance guard to attack new and undeveloped territory. The first sheep and the first negro slaves that placed foot on what is now the United States of America, were landed from the same fleet at St. Augustine, Sept 5, 1505, 330 years ago. From that day to this the sheep has been the most universal live agent of the settlers In subduing the country and maintaining its productiveness; and whenever they have neglected them sterility exists as a monument to their folly.”—Weekly Witness. A Flavoring. It makes a syrup better than Maple, v* J* Sold by grocers. Future Peril. Terrified Passenger (on ocean liner) — Captain, why is the steamer going so slowly and using its searchlight? Captain—I>on't be alarmed, madam; the ship is in no danger. But in a fog like this we are always likely to run into somebody's blooming old balloon and make Syrup th.- b.-s’ remedy to use for their chUdr n a nasty mess of it. luring the teething period. I'nlncky Accident. Statistic«. In all probability the first adminis trative act of the first regular govern- metn was to number its fighting men and to ascertain as nearly as was pos sible what amount of taxation could be levied on the rest of the community. As human society grew more highly organized there can be no doubt that a very considerable body of official sta tistics must have come into existence. We know that such was the case in Greece, Rome and Egypt, but it was not until within the last two or three centuries that systematic use of the in formation available began for purposes of investigation rather than mere ad ministration.—New York American. CITC EJance nnfl wrvous mneasefl perma- I 11 J nently cared l»y l)r. A « ine’s Great Nerve k< ■torer. Send for FREE $2.00 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. K. 11. Kline. Ld., 931 Arch St., Philadelphia. Pa. Stale. Stubb—That old Senator is always telling ancient jokes and boasting of his family tree. Penn—H'm. I think his family tree must have been a chestnut. Futile. Hamlet had finished his soliloquy, and the curious bystanders were waiting to «ee what he would do next. “No,” they said, at last. “He isn't going to do it. He talks eloquently about committing suicide, but be lacks ths sand. Nothing doing." Thus it appears that ths original Ham let, like all his subsequent imitators, was merely talking for effect.—Chicago Trib une. CASTOR IA For Infants and Children. “What’s the trouble back there in the sleeper?” asked the passenger in the smoking car. "Little mixup between a New England manufacturer and a Louisiana sugar planter,” said the agitated conductor, ap plying his handkerchief to divers and sundry scratched places on his face. “They happened to have berths in the same see tion. and they got to talking about the tariff.” Him Going One Hotter. “Your opponent," they told him, "ta going around the country and kiMsing all the babies.” “That’s an old dodge.” said the eandi- Sate. “Gentlemen, I shall do sometbing • thundering sight better than that !” Here he brought bis fist down on Ohs table with a bang. “I shall cause it to be published broad cast that I will marry the young woman who brings out the biggest number of votes for me! By the jumping jingo, I’ll wipe that baby kisser off the face of Oh« earth f»» Rheumatism Prescription. The increased use of whiskey for rheumatism is causing considerable discussion among the medical frater nity. It is an almost infallible cure when mixed with certain other ingred ients and taken properly. The follow ing formula is effective: “To one half pint of good whiskey add one ounce of Toris Compound and one ounce of Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound. Take in table spoonful doses before each meal and before retiring.” Toris compound is a product of the laboratories of the Globe Pharmaceu tical Co., Chicago, but it as well as the other ingredients, can be had from any good druggist. The Kind You Have Always Bought l'p-to-Date. The smooth-tongued book agent was selling the old furnier a huge diction- Build a grip of timber under a wa Bears the ary. gon and place upon it a heavy beam, Signature of “But, look here, young man,” protest as shown in the sketch. Let this come ed the farmer, "there don’t seem to bs just under the axle of the wagon. Then Clone Quarters. any appendix in this here dictionary. The following extract from a letter All the dictionaries I ever shw bud a« of thanks is cherished by the recipi appendix.” ent : The wily book agent thought a min “The beautiful clock you sent us came ute and then said: in perfect condition, and is now in the “Why, my dear sir, this Is the latest parlor on top of the book shelves, dictionary. Every late dictionary has where we hope t» see you soon, and the appendix removed.” your husband also, if he can make it And the old farmer was satisfied ant con ven lent.”—Y ou t h's Companion. bought the big book at once. place a stone in front of the wheel, so that when the team draws the wa- won forward the wheel will be lifted upward on the Inclined beam. If the incline is not to much the wagon will for apot raflh. IO to 00^ more monov fni •eli at homa. Writ® for Prie© List. Mark» not slip backward and the wheel will be loose for oiling.—Farm and Home. HUNTERS’&TRAPPERS’GUIDE m V^ To Lift n Loaded Wagon, cept the door. Take a kettle of coals, and place on the ground in center of the house, but If there is a wood floor, lay a flat stone under the kettle. Throw a half pound or a pound of sulphur on the coals, and shut the door. If the house is left closed for a few hours it Is safe to conclude that no lice or mites will be found therein after the operation. The sulphur cure is the best method of ridding poultry houses of pests, but If the house is not tight It will not prove satisfactory. Clean the house as well as it can be done, mix whitewash with fresh lime, mix in a liberal supply of sulphur, aft er which throw sulphur into all the AnMralla'N Rabbit Pest. cracks. Apply kerosene oil to all the In 1852 two rabbits were Imported roosts, and burn oflf the outer surface Into Australia. Their descendants in Air the bouse thoroughly.—Weekly that continent now number billions and Witness. are a great pest. Five rabbits eat as much grass as one sheep. From 1878 Salt nn Mangrl Fertiliser. to 1888 the Australian government paid The value of salt ns a manure for $5,888,014 as bounty for the noxious mangels has often been demonstrated. animals, at the rate of 25 cents each, and the demonstration was repeated nt and from 1.883 to 18S6 $2.200,000 for Woburn last season. Almut fifteen tons of farmyard manure were applied to the same purpose. For some years the rabbits died by millions, owing to the four plots, and this np;>cared to be suffi drought, but since 1004, with the rainy cient to produce nearly as much as seasons increasing, they have again could be grown on the soil of the field. come into notice and bld fair to be One plot had also a top-dressing of one come as great pests as in the past. hundredweight of nitrate of soda, which very slightly Increased the yield. Where Looking Forward, one hundredweight of salt was added Luther Burbank, the famous horti there was a further Increase; but where the quantity of the nitrate was doubled, cultural wizard, says there is not a without salt, the yield was reduced.— weed alive w’hlch will not sooner or later respond liberally to good culti Agricultural Gazette. vation. A day will come when the earth will be transformed, when man shall Worms In Colts. For Intestinal worms In colts the offer his brother man not bullets nor following mixture is used by some vet bayonets, but richer grains, better fruit erinarians: Mix together as a base one and fairer flowers. pound each of salt and granulated su Poultry Pickings. gar; in this mix one-half pound of to The heating of the brooder plays a bacco dust or fine cut tobacco, four ounces of sulphate of Iron powder, six very important [>tirt in the growth of ounces of powered worm seed. Give a the young chicks. The fowls and eggs from a pure bred heaping teaspoonful In the feed at first once a day, then twice per day, and flock of hens will bring more money on account of their uniformity. keep it up for three weeks. A good brooder la of more import Freeh Eg*«. ance than an Incubator. If one can be Secretary Wilson says that hereafter of more imiiortance than the other. egg« «old aa "fresh” or “strictly fresh” There is nothing that fits into the must b« exactly what they are repre sented to be. Storage eggs must be sold regular farm crops and live stock bet «« such, or under the pure food law the ter than n well managed flock of poul dealer Is liable to a fine of $.*oo or six try. Do not expect to find smooth sailing months' Imprisonment, or both. Thou sands of people do not know how a with the incubators and brooders at first. It requires patience and vlgllanc» "strictly fresh" egg tastes. 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