Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 188?-1910, January 07, 1909, Image 3

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Catarrh
As« of
most common of blood dis­
eases, is much aggravated bv the sudden
changes of *weather at this time «1
▼car. Begin treatment at once with
Hood’s Sarsaparilla, which effects rad­
ical and permanent cure». This great
medicine nas received
40,366 Testimonials
in two years, which prove its wonderful
efficacy in purifying and enriching the
blood. Best for all blood diseases.
In usual liquid form or chocolated tablets
known a<< Sarsatabs. too doses St.
Make* One
Exception.
“You're always kicking about our hav­
ing too many laws. I suppose you woulc
repeal the law of gravitation if you could.’
"No; that's always rigidly enforced
It’s only the dead letter laws I'm after.*
Point
of
View.
“What is the use,” remarked the philo­
sophical boarder, “of speculating concern­
ing immortality?”
“What's rhe use,” broke in ths sportive
boarder with the turned collar, “of specu­
latin’ in anything? You lose «very time.
That's my experience.”
The
General Demand
of the Well-Informed of the World has
always been for a simple, pleasant
and efficient liquid laxative remedy of
known value; a laxative which physi­
cians could sanction for family use
because Its component parts are
known to them to be wholesome and
truly beneficial ia effect, acceptable
to the system and gentle, yet prompt,
in action.
In supplying that demand with Its
excellent combination of Syrup of
Figs and Elixir of Senna, the Cali­
fornia Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along
ethical lines and relies on the merits
of the laxative for its remarkable
success.
That Is one of many reasons why
Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is
given the preference by the Well-
Informed. To get its beneficial effects
always buy the genuine—manufac­
tured by the California Fig Syrup Co.,
only, and for sale by all leading
druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle.
OWARD E. BU RTON.—A«sayer ari Chomlat.
Leadville, Colorado« Hpecimen prices: Gold,
Hllvcr, L ad, $1 ; Gold, Silver,75c; Gold, 50c; Zinc or
Copper, ^1. Cyanido tests. Mailing envelopes and
full price list sent on application. Control and Um­
pire work solid led.
Kdurcuce: Carbonate Mw
tlonal Bank.
H
' .««.AU •«• w ««.
Wouldn't
lief
“Somehow,” said the political manager,
“I can’t help wishing I could get acquaint­
ed with the chap that held up those 125
travelers in Yellowstone park a few days
ago. Wouldn't he be a dandy collectot
of campaign contributions!"—Cbieagc
Tribune.
In
the
Mission
Sunday
Quite the Contrary.
Mrs. Upsome—Is your dentist one ot
die "painless" kind?
Mrs. Oylwell—Not at alt.
He’s so
«ympatbetie that be says it hurts him
just as much as it does me.
Objector.
Great
Street Preacher—O, my friends. when
Gabriel blows bis trumpet what will you
be doing?
Voice (from outskirts of crowd) —
Waiting for Montgomery Ward to serve
an injunction on him!—Chicago Tribune.
Ksplalalaif It.
Men who cannot stop
for a rainy day.- will
find the greatest
comfort and fre
of bodily movement
in
, ------
Reaaauring
WATERPROOF
OILED CLOTHI
SLICKERS‘3QP SUITS
Every garment bearing , 1 J
the sign of the fish'
** p
guaranteed waterproof <J--
Catalog free
A J TOWC. CO BOS’OM US*
Him.
“Madam,” said th« guard on the South
3id« slsvated, “this is ths smoking car.”
“That's all right, conductor,' said the
self-pussuased matron, taking a sent.
"Don't apologiis. I know it's dirty, but
one can't expect a smoking car to be a
frout parlor.”—Chicago Tribune.
A.irtmeat
«
WL. D oug L as
*Aoo shoes ‘350,
Hon««
Amenities.
1tl*tateoa.
Heaoatnien«.
"Ton may put that back in the show
ease!” said the indignant Mrs. Lapslmj
t. th« milliner. "I wouldn’t even wear
much less buy, a hat named in honor o(
that horrid murderess, Charlotte Cordu
natlly
U L. DOUGLAS, ISM Spark St.. Brockton. M««a
Hattie«.
The timid young woman, who had let­
ters of introduction to ths great man,
had ventured to call.
“You ars so busy, judge,” she said,
"that I—I hesitated about disturbing
you. How many—er—days in ths work
do you week?”
Color Eyrlrt» Uttr.tl Errlunirrly.
»rTakr > «» Substitute. \V. L. Douglas
name and price ia MaiAped on bottom. Sold
everywhere. Shoe® mailed from factory to any
put of the world. Catalogue free.
Collateral
Evldeueo.
His indulgent grandmother bnd given
him a half of a custard pis.
"You seem to like it, Tommy,” she said.
“Like it!” exclaimed Tommy, taking it
away from bis face for a moment, "jes’
see how I'm tnussin’ up my ears!”—Chi­
cago Tribune.
Know.
Heller Now.
‘.’If you wish to have everybody
your friend,” counseled her elderly ad-
viser, "don't be a talker; be a listener."
It was not until after she bad secured
a job as telephone girl In the central office
that »he found out what a mistake she
had made in taking the advice literilly.
Parallel Case.
“My observation,” said the sage, "leads
me to the conclusion that th« more
wealth one gives away the more wealth
on« has.”
“It's Just exactly the same way with
kisses,” whispered one of his listeners, a
demurs little miss who was sitting by a
big man with a beard.
la
ir irouth almilnr In any way to the above? If
ao no nood to wear a wobbly, unuaablt* partial plate
or ill fitting, ordinary bridge work. 1 he Dr. Win
•yeteni of
“TEETH WITHOUT PLATES’
The rami' of 21 year»’ eipenenrw. the new way of
replacing teeth in the mouth teeth in fact, teeth in
appeiiranre. teeth to chew your fool upon, aa you
dul upon your natural one*
Our force is ao organ
bed we can do your entire crown, bridge or plate
work in a day if neceaaary
Positively palnl
tracting. Only high-claaa. scientific work.
WISE DENTAL CO., INC
Dr W. A Wise Manager . 21 years in Portland
Fe< ond Floor. Failing Building, Third snd Wash
ington St rroia Office hours. 8 A. M to H P M Sun­
days. • to I P M Painless Extracting. 6Uo. plates,
ft up Phones A and Mam
P N U
No. 47 0«
TXTHEN writing to advertiser« plea««
VT
mentina thl« paper.
FOUR’HORSE
EVENER.
needs to be five feet four inches long,
and from the right end to the first pul­
ley It Is Just seven inches. This meas­
urement is to th center of the pulley,
From the center of the right pulley,
measure fifteen and one-quarter inches
and bore a hole, which is where the
plough head clevis fastens. Now go
back to the extreme right end of the
stick and measure thirty and three-
juarter Inches. You then have the
place where the second pulley Is to be
placed. This puts the two pulleys just
twenty-four inches apart This com­
pletes all the measurements that need
to be accurate. At the left end, whero
the left team Is bitched, it is best to
bore about three holes, and you can
fasten the doubletrees in whichever
hole which seems best suited to the
team. Bore the first hole about two
and one-half Inches from the end, then
go two Inches and bore another, and
two laches from that, Lf a third hole Is
wanted. This evener will work one
horse 1a the furrow and three on the
plough, and there will be no side draft,
Hitch the chain up pretty short so
there Is not too much slack when turn­
Ing to the left, and hitch it to the
plough back about where the coulter
runs, or where experimenting tells you
is the best place.—Montreal Star.
Third Floor Reuter—When you buy
coffee why don’t you have th« grocer
grind it for you?
Fourth Floor Renter—When you buy
Poultry-House I.Ice.
a chuck eteak why don’t you get th«
Turn out the fowls some days
butcher to hammer the daylights out of it
close all the cracks in the house
for you?
Mrs. Highsom»—Yes, he's the Puke of
Huffhouse.
In speaking of him, you
know, of course, ws use the term, bis
grace------
Mrs. Suddyn-Klymer—His grace? Why,
he hasn't any ! He's a regular lummix !
W. L. Douglas makes and sells more
men's M3.OO »nd MB.50 shoes than any
other manufacturer In the world, be­
cause they hold their shape, fit better,
and wear longer than any other make.
Shoe» at All Prices, for Every Member of the
Family, Men, Boys. Women, Misses4 Children
W L Douglas $4 00 and $0.00 Gilt Edge flhoe« cannot
bs equal ed at any price. W. L Douglas $2.00 and
$2 00 shoes ars ths best in the world
SIMPLE
B
Beware of the Cough
that hangs on peni«t«ntly,
breaking your night'» re»l and
exhausting vou with th« violence
of the paroxvsaii. A few dote«
of Pis.»'« Cure will relieve won­
derfully tnv cough, no matter
how far advanced or eeriout.
Il"--.'the«and heal« theirritated
i-.r ’aret, clears th« clogged a
ravages and the cough disa
pears.
At ail druggists', 25 eta.
• PERFECT TONIC
Withhold solid foods until the calf
will take them dry, which Is usually at
about three weeks of age. As the calf
grows older encourage big eating In
order to secure good storage capacity,
and with sound and nutritious foods
stimulate both digestion and ability to
digest.
By rich cream we have commonly
come to understand to mean milk rich
In butter fat. it is admitted tbHt milk
richest In butter fat Is also richer in
casein; and, while an excess of butter
fat Is not likely to disarrange the stoni-
ach of the calf, an excess of caselu will.
Therefore, allowing the milk to cream,
and removing this to reduce the rich­
ness of the milk to the needs of the calf,
is an aggravation rather than a modifi­
cation, for by the skimming process the
Good a. Their Word.
proportion of casein has been increased,
"Did those new grocers keep their prom­
while the effort that should have been ise that they would ‘cut your grocery bills
made should have modified the casein. In half’?”
“They did. They send their bills twice
This can be accomplished by simply
adding water to the whole milk, main a month.”—Chicago Tribune.
taining blood temperature.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Boothing
MAPLE9NE
Th« A«« ot Sheep.
School.
Teacher—And what de you suppose
til the animals did during those forty
days in the ark?
Smarty Williams—They just loafed
irouud and scratched themselves.
Sandy Toole (disdainfully)—Chuck
it. Smarty! What’d they scratch for,
when there was only two fleas?—The
Bohemian.
NATURE’S
There is scarcely any on«, no matter liow vigorous and healthy, who
irregularities
upset the
does not need a tonic sometimes. Little . physical
.
„
system, the appetite fails, digestion is poor, the body feels tired and worn
out, and other unpleasant symptoms give warning that the system is disor­
dered and needs assistance to ward off, perhaps, some serious sickness or
ailment. S. S. S. is recognized everywhere as the best of all tonics, nature's
medicine, made entirely of healing, cleansing, invigorating roots and herbs,
a systemic remedy without an equal. S. S. S. has the additional value of
being the greatest of all blood purifiers. It re-establishes the healthy circu­
lation of the blood, rids the body of that tired, worn-out feeling, improves the
appetite and digestion, and brings about a return of health to those whose
systems have been weakened or depleted. S. S. S. acts more promptly and
pleasantly than any other medicine, and those who are run down in health
should commence its use at once. It will thoroughly purify the blood and
tone up the system. S. S. S. is admirably suited for a systemic remedy
because it is free from minerals; it may be used without harmful results by
persons of any age, and no unpleasant effects ever follow.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
declare«
Said He—Darling, we bave b«en en
g." fed for six months. Don't you think
It is about time we were getting mar
rled?
fluid She— Well, I’m willing to bs
married just as soou as you can pro­
vole me with a home.
Said He—That being the case, I sup­
pose I am to consider the engagement
One of the simplest forms for four-
broken.
horse evener is shown In the Illustra­
Jumping at a ( naclsiles.
tion which is self-explanatory except
“What tort of pl«y ia chii?” asked th« for measurements.
Besides double­
man who had jutrt come in and taken hl« trees of ordinary plough length, and
•eat.
the stick of tough oak from which to
The qu^wtion was anewerod by a man
named Olson, who Lxppeurd to be aitting make the evener, two pulleys large
enough so a small link log chain will
next to him.
work through them, two bolts to bolt
“Ay tank------ ”
MO, it’e a tank drama, is It?”—Chi­ the pulleys on and two pieces of two-
cago Tribune.
inch wide strap iron bent and used as
braces for the pulleys, are required.
Kstreiaely Hare.
“While I was downtown,” said Mrs These pieces of strap iron had better
Lapsling, laying aside her wraps, “I saw be bolted, also. Their use is to furnish
n wonderful old violin in a music store. a brace for the pulleys. Any small link
The clerk said it was worth $5,000. It log chain can be used, and if too long
was a genuine Sardanapslus, and yon it can be wrapped around the plough
know that kind is getting very scarce where hitched. Now for the measure­
nowadays.”—Chicago Tribune.
ments. In the first place, the stick
The tortoise bad won the race.
“I didn’t half try," said the hare, with
• yawn. “What’s the use? We’re not
allowed to bet on races now, anyway.' ft
From which it is apparent that the
real facts in the case were suppressed.—
Chicago Tribune.
OUT OF DOOR
s.s.s
«•ver saw anybody aa oetui. s<*f-
poseessed. and. quick ts «<« in rims of
knminent danger ak that man Globbu."
“ChaufNurf
“Ns, just a oommoe pedestri««.
The age of sheep Is very easily
shown by an examination of the teeth.
A lamb has the first pair of permanent
front teeth when about 10 months old;
the second pair a p; »ears at about 18
months; the third pair at 28 months
and the fourth at about 33 to 40
months. When the whole of the per­
manent front teeth have appeared the
sheep is in in? fourth
The Meri­
no matures its teeth ««ter than the
other breeds; tiie Cotjwold and South­
downs and other highly-improved mut­
ton sheep are some months ahead of
a Merino, but at 4 years every sheep
has its full mouth of teeth. Later
the age is known by the appearance
of the teeth, which gradually lose their
sharp edges and become worn down
smooth. A healthy sheep will keep its
teeth good until 10 or 12 years old,
-if the pasture is not unusually bare
and the soil sandy, so as to wear the
teeth excessively.
Sheep ns u Clvlliaer.
A speaker at a farmers’ meeting
eulogized the little animal with the
golden hoof in the following interest­
ing strain:
“Sheep are always the advance
guard to attack new and undeveloped
territory. The first sheep and the first
negro slaves that placed foot on what
is now the United States of America,
were landed from the same fleet at St.
Augustine, Sept 5, 1505, 330 years ago.
From that day to this the sheep has
been the most universal live agent of
the settlers In subduing the country
and maintaining its productiveness;
and whenever they have neglected them
sterility exists as a monument to their
folly.”—Weekly Witness.
A Flavoring. It makes a
syrup better than Maple,
v*
J*
Sold by grocers.
Future Peril.
Terrified Passenger (on ocean liner) —
Captain, why is the steamer going so
slowly and using its searchlight?
Captain—I>on't be alarmed, madam;
the ship is in no danger. But in a fog
like this we are always likely to run into
somebody's blooming old balloon and make
Syrup th.- b.-s’ remedy to use for their chUdr n a nasty mess of it.
luring the teething period.
I'nlncky Accident.
Statistic«.
In all probability the first adminis­
trative act of the first regular govern-
metn was to number its fighting men
and to ascertain as nearly as was pos­
sible what amount of taxation could be
levied on the rest of the community.
As human society grew more highly
organized there can be no doubt that a
very considerable body of official sta­
tistics must have come into existence.
We know that such was the case in
Greece, Rome and Egypt, but it was
not until within the last two or three
centuries that systematic use of the in­
formation available began for purposes
of investigation rather than mere ad­
ministration.—New York American.
CITC
EJance nnfl wrvous mneasefl perma-
I 11 J nently cared l»y l)r. A « ine’s Great Nerve k<
■torer. Send for FREE $2.00 trial bottle and treatise.
Dr. K. 11. Kline. Ld., 931 Arch St., Philadelphia. Pa.
Stale.
Stubb—That old Senator is always
telling ancient jokes and boasting of his
family tree.
Penn—H'm. I think his family tree
must have been a chestnut.
Futile.
Hamlet had finished his soliloquy, and
the curious bystanders were waiting to
«ee what he would do next.
“No,” they said, at last. “He isn't
going to do it. He talks eloquently about
committing suicide, but be lacks ths sand.
Nothing doing."
Thus it appears that ths original Ham­
let, like all his subsequent imitators, was
merely talking for effect.—Chicago Trib­
une.
CASTOR
IA
For Infants and Children.
“What’s the trouble back there in the
sleeper?” asked the passenger in the
smoking car.
"Little mixup between a New England
manufacturer and a Louisiana sugar
planter,” said the agitated conductor, ap­
plying his handkerchief to divers and
sundry scratched places on his face. “They
happened to have berths in the same see­
tion. and they got to talking about the
tariff.”
Him
Going
One
Hotter.
“Your opponent," they told him, "ta
going around the country and kiMsing all
the babies.”
“That’s an old dodge.” said the eandi-
Sate. “Gentlemen, I shall do sometbing
• thundering sight better than that !”
Here he brought bis fist down on Ohs
table with a bang.
“I shall cause it to be published broad­
cast that I will marry the young woman
who brings out the biggest number of
votes for me! By the jumping jingo, I’ll
wipe that baby kisser off the face of Oh«
earth f»»
Rheumatism Prescription.
The increased use of whiskey for
rheumatism is causing considerable
discussion among the medical frater­
nity. It is an almost infallible cure
when mixed with certain other ingred­
ients and taken properly. The follow­
ing formula is effective: “To one half
pint of good whiskey add one ounce of
Toris Compound and one ounce of Syrup
Sarsaparilla Compound. Take in table­
spoonful doses before each meal and
before retiring.”
Toris compound is a product of the
laboratories of the Globe Pharmaceu­
tical Co., Chicago, but it as well as the
other ingredients, can be had from any
good druggist.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
l'p-to-Date.
The smooth-tongued book agent was
selling the old furnier a huge diction-
Build a grip of timber under a wa­
Bears the
ary.
gon and place upon it a heavy beam, Signature of
“But, look here, young man,” protest­
as shown in the sketch. Let this come
ed
the farmer, "there don’t seem to bs
just under the axle of the wagon. Then
Clone Quarters.
any appendix in this here dictionary.
The following extract from a letter All the dictionaries I ever shw bud a«
of thanks is cherished by the recipi­ appendix.”
ent :
The wily book agent thought a min­
“The beautiful clock you sent us came ute and then said:
in perfect condition, and is now in the
“Why, my dear sir, this Is the latest
parlor on top of the book shelves, dictionary. Every late dictionary has
where we hope t» see you soon, and the appendix removed.”
your husband also, if he can make it
And the old farmer was satisfied ant
con ven lent.”—Y ou t h's Companion.
bought the big book at once.
place a stone in front of the wheel,
so that when the team draws the wa-
won forward the wheel will be lifted
upward on the Inclined beam. If the
incline is not to much the wagon will
for apot raflh. IO to 00^ more monov fni
•eli at homa. Writ® for Prie© List. Mark»
not slip backward and the wheel will
be loose for oiling.—Farm and Home.
HUNTERS’&TRAPPERS’GUIDE m V^
To
Lift
n
Loaded
Wagon,
cept the door. Take a kettle of
coals, and place on the ground in
center of the house, but If there is a
wood floor, lay a flat stone under the
kettle. Throw a half pound or a pound
of sulphur on the coals, and shut the
door. If the house is left closed for a
few hours it Is safe to conclude that
no lice or mites will be found therein
after the operation. The sulphur cure
is the best method of ridding poultry
houses of pests, but If the house is not
tight It will not prove satisfactory.
Clean the house as well as it can be
done, mix whitewash with fresh lime,
mix in a liberal supply of sulphur, aft­
er which throw sulphur into all the
AnMralla'N Rabbit Pest.
cracks. Apply kerosene oil to all the
In 1852 two rabbits were Imported
roosts, and burn oflf the outer surface Into Australia. Their descendants in
Air the bouse thoroughly.—Weekly that continent now number billions and
Witness.
are a great pest. Five rabbits eat as
much grass as one sheep. From 1878
Salt nn Mangrl Fertiliser.
to
1888 the Australian government paid
The value of salt ns a manure for
$5,888,014 as bounty for the noxious
mangels has often been demonstrated.
animals, at the rate of 25 cents each,
and the demonstration was repeated nt
and from 1.883 to 18S6 $2.200,000 for
Woburn last season. Almut fifteen tons
of farmyard manure were applied to the same purpose. For some years the
rabbits died by millions, owing to the
four plots, and this np;>cared to be suffi­
drought, but since 1004, with the rainy
cient to produce nearly as much as
seasons increasing, they have again
could be grown on the soil of the field.
come into notice and bld fair to be­
One plot had also a top-dressing of one
come as great pests as in the past.
hundredweight of nitrate of soda, which
very slightly Increased the yield. Where
Looking Forward,
one hundredweight of salt was added
Luther Burbank, the famous horti­
there was a further Increase; but where
the quantity of the nitrate was doubled, cultural wizard, says there is not a
without salt, the yield was reduced.— weed alive w’hlch will not sooner or
later respond liberally to good culti­
Agricultural Gazette.
vation. A day will come when the earth
will be transformed, when man shall
Worms In Colts.
For Intestinal worms In colts the offer his brother man not bullets nor
following mixture is used by some vet­ bayonets, but richer grains, better fruit
erinarians: Mix together as a base one and fairer flowers.
pound each of salt and granulated su­
Poultry Pickings.
gar; in this mix one-half pound of to­
The heating of the brooder plays a
bacco dust or fine cut tobacco, four
ounces of sulphate of Iron powder, six very important [>tirt in the growth of
ounces of powered worm seed. Give a the young chicks.
The fowls and eggs from a pure bred
heaping teaspoonful In the feed at first
once a day, then twice per day, and flock of hens will bring more money on
account of their uniformity.
keep it up for three weeks.
A good brooder la of more import­
Freeh Eg*«.
ance than an Incubator. If one can be
Secretary Wilson says that hereafter of more imiiortance than the other.
egg« «old aa "fresh” or “strictly fresh”
There is nothing that fits into the
must b« exactly what they are repre­
sented to be. Storage eggs must be sold regular farm crops and live stock bet­
«« such, or under the pure food law the ter than n well managed flock of poul­
dealer Is liable to a fine of $.*oo or six try.
Do not expect to find smooth sailing
months' Imprisonment, or both. Thou­
sands of people do not know how a with the incubators and brooders at
first. It requires patience and vlgllanc»
"strictly fresh" egg tastes. Thia
tn learning to manage them
give them a chance to And out
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••¿•tular hnrvci<.pe.i a Prie«. $2 T< • -. r r .i -1« .»ne-r- fi 25 H <1 m Unred iato
R >es. Our Magnetic Bxitxnd Deroy nttra<t«xninials t- trap« •' OOi.r). ttla Shtnvoar
Hides and turato as xnd gei bighe«! prie««. Autiere li Bros., D cd L. 121 Minneapolis, M Ina«
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ronnnt niu
DO AID
DO fT BITTER
Egg-Phosphate
A FULL POUND 25c.
Get it from
your Grocer
“SPECIAL MERIT
SEAMLESS
SCHOOL SHOES
T radì M aak
CHOOL SHOES without seame-thlnk of
it— seamless school shoes! They aro
«trona and sturdy, have seamless upper,, touul,
•ole, and double leather toes. By far the most
durable and lasting shoe« obtainable.
,,¿ sP<‘< ia!.-Mvrl1" Seamless School Shoes "wcrir-
Hte iron.
They wear just twice as long as
ordinary shoes with seam,.
Made In all styles and size«, for every day and
Sunday wear-for boys and girl«.
Your dealer will supply you; if not,
write to us. Look for the Mayer
Trade Mark on the sole.
S
SCHOOL
SHOES
FREI' If you will wnd M lh. nam. of ,
•‘"•r
h«ndf. Special Marti
Bcnool Sh<i«i, wr will tend you free, poet.
P*1«1. • beeutifill picture of George or Merthe
W «abington, ei«e 15x24. State which picture
you want.
u
malie Leedtna Lady Shoea,
Honor bi It Shoes, Martha Waeliingtoo
Comfort Shoce and Yenna Gwidow
Shoes.
F. Mayer Boot £/ Shoe Co.
MH. WAUUt, WISCON SIN
FOR BOYS
GIRLS
and
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