Bandon recorder., December 24, 1908, Image 7

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For a few dazzling side lights upon
life ni'.d nt- rals apply to the storage
wnr. hoii-e. You can find almost any­
thing there front baby alligators to
I blocks of Ice < ream and from Toddy
bears to sauerkraut. So you won't be
am tzed nt what the institution han
most recently divulged. Here you have
, the story:
Mrs. (}. repair« d to the storage ware
! house* Io extract her soup spoons.
, though it may have been aunts or un
ci s or popcorn or guinea pigs. At anj
tier propelty declined to come out.
tt had Irceit lu< \.-d in by Mr. Q Only
Mr. Q. might tempt it forth. Mrs. Q
protested. Site wanted Iter catnip or
theology or safety razor, or whatever
it was, anil made representations with
great emphasis. She moved Upon the
management. She stormed ami wept
After long wrangling the w ii rehouse
decided it would yield up the college
tee—or was It (lie piano? If Mrs. Q.
would swear site was still married Io
Mr. Q. and would send hint a written
statement (lie was In Quebec, and I
lost track of him owing to bewilder
inent produced by merely thinking of a
storage warehouse» and make him re­
turn lhe statement, countersigned, to
the management. Tills, then. Is how
Mrs. <!. reg allied possession of her golf
links or prayer book or sugar tongs
Well, say It was sugar tongs, though
golf links would be likelier.
Pressed for an explanation, the ware
house remarked: "Have to be careful,
you know divorces, separations, af­
finities, you know. Minute such tilings
start up there's a race to the storage
place. Game is for each to snatch out
everything first. Becomes embarrass
Ing!” Boston Tin uteri pt.
BRIDGE Ac BEACH Stove», Range, and Healer» have in them so many excellencies
that they are now acknowledged lhe greatest sellers on the coast and they are growing
We have the exclusive agency in Bandon for these household
and office necessities, and prices range exceedingly modest in either case.
TINNING AND PLUMBING A SPECIALTY.
Our Assortment of Hardware. Tinware and Edged Tools is Most Complete.
fat
Hotel Gallier
Rates $1.00 to $2.00 per day.
week or month.
Special rates by
Sample Room in Connection.
Oregon
Bandon
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W. C. P arker
J. E. Y oung
YOUNG & PARKER
Parkersburg and Bandon, Manufacturers of
White and Red Cedar Shingles
Wholesale and Retail Shippers
Speci.8.1 Attention
MIXED THE SIGNS.
Local Trade
to
Sarasate
NEWS STAND IN CONNECTION
ANDON, OREGON
I. A. TURNEI -h
PIANO
EXPERT
TUNER
Tuning, Repairing, Regulating and Modulating
Organs repaired and General Overhauling
Carry a Full Line of Repairs and Supplies
Permanently located in Bandon
Tuning $4.00; allother work similarly reasonable
Ai l. W ork G uaranteed .
Leave orders at P. B. Hoyt’s Barber Sh< p
SI I I KIJ)S
BLACKSMITHS
KENN EDY
As
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WAGOX.il A KKItN
Wagons of All Kinds Made to Order
Horseshoeing a Specialty
Job Work attended Io promptly and all work guaranteed to give satisfaction.
reasonable. Shop on Atwater Street, Bandon, Oregon.
and
the Sandwich
Edinburgh.
Men
In
To advert i'-o Sarasate's performances
in Edinburgh eight sandwich men were
sent out, each of whom bore in front
and behind him one letter of the great
niusi ■ian’s name. They started all
right, but after a time removed the
boards from tlieir shoulders to have n
rest.
On resuming their labors each man
shouldered the board nearest him and
fell in behind the man who had for­
merly marched before him.
When file leader, who bore the initial
“S," turned around to see If tils men
were ready, what lie saw was “Sata-
resa." He knew enough to realize that
something was wrong, but how to
right It was more than lie c< uld tell.
After changing a man here and there
he got it “Starasea.” But still it didn’t
seem correct.
By till« time the poor fellow was In
a terrible state. If any of tlieir em­
ployers’ people were on the outlook
and could see them, tlieir day's wage
world lie stopped! He tried again and
yet again, but It was no use.
And a moment later a man bearing
the letter “S” before and behind was
seen running toward (lie music Imll to
copy down tlie name from one of the
posters there. And along the right
side of Princeton street there walked
toward the appointed rendezvous at
the Mound three men who bore the
strange device “A A E,” while opposite
them there paced along the left side
gutter four «liters, who, if to advertise
means to attract attention, succeeded
well, for every one who passed looked
around In wondering amazement as to
wli.it "Rats" meant.—Edinburgh l>is
pat. h.
A full line of Confectionery, Fruits,
Cigars, Tobacco, Soft Drinks, lite.
Next to Vienna Cafe
Prices
BANDON STEAM LAUNDRY
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Family Washing a Specialty.
Special
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Cleaning and pressing Men's suits and Ladies’ fine skirts given
prompt attention.
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F. A BATES, Proprietor
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Bandon Foundry ROOMS and
LOGDING
A. Garfield
Mill and Steamboat Work Our
Newly furnished large light rooms
Electric Lights.
Telephone.
SPECIALTIES
Rented by single night, week or
SPECIAL
MACHINES
BUILT
TO
ORDER
Turned Shafting. Cap and Set
Screws. MacbÍLo Bolts. Pipe
and Fittings, Brasa Work
month.
Shop
in
Connection
The Eldorado
SHOES
You can’t expect to get $2 worth
for 91. but you can get your
money'» worth at
M.
BR EU ER’S
Rasmussen Bros., Props.
WINE3,
Dealer in Boots and Shoes.
Repairing Neatly and Promptly
Done at Lowest Living
Prices .
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Bandon
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Weiniiard’s Beer
Inlay, Ark
J.leetrio Bitters I tilify
Hui ♦•ul lcti the blooil’ tone up I be
nerves, ..nil impart vigor and energy
to the weak. Jour rnotiev will lie re
funded if it fails to help you. 50c at
Lowe's drug store.
English Walnuts
Oakes Real Estate Co
I am agent for Brooks <Ni Sons fo
Carlton, Ore. for their celebrated I
English VVa nut trees. This firm is
the only English Walnut importers
in the state.
B. L. H urst .
Agents for
Sole Agents for
Connecticut Fire i turance
Woolen
— oco
Mill Add lion.
Oakes
Addition.
Breakwater
Addition.
Company.
rice In-
St. Paul Fire <Üc IV
insurance Company
MARKED FOR DEATH
‘‘Three years ago 1 was marked for
demh. A graveyard cough was tear-
mg my lungs to pieces, Doctors fail
ed to Leip we, and hope bad Hed.
wbeo my husband got Dr. King's
New Discoveiy,‘‘ says Mrs. A. C,
Williams of Bae, Kentucky
“The
first dose helped me ami improve-
meld kept on until I hail gained 58
pounds in weight and my health
was fully restored.“
This medicine
hold- tne world’s healing record for
colds and lung and throat disease-,
li prevents pneumonia.
Sold under
guarantee at C. Y Lowe's drug store.
50c and 81.00 Trial bottle free.
co Co.
Phenix Fire Incur
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We have ’he only lots within the Town Limits of
indori
If you want results
with
If you warn to buy improved or unimprov
>rop-
sold on the instalment plan.
us.
erty, business lots or business chances, come a-,
we have them.
US
dea
The largest Jist in Bandon
from, and always changing.
crests
Rents collected and
of non-residents looked after.
General information bureau and Notary Pub
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City Transfer
Don’t take Our Word for it
Foil THAT lit'Ll. FLEI.1NG AFTER FATINO
I have nBed Chamberlain's Stona
ach and Liver Tablets for some limo,
and can testify that they have doue
me mot eg oil than any tablets 1
have over lined.
My tronl le was a
neavy «lull feeling after eating.
D aviii I’m
Kempt, Nova Scotia
these tableta strengthen the stomach
and improve digestion.
They alsr
"gnlate tl»a liver ami bowels. They
tiro far superior to pills but c* st no
more. Got a free sample at 0. V .
Lowe's drug Htore aud see what a
l lemtid medicine it is.
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r anager
Edward E. Oakes,
All kind- of draying and transfer­
ring.
FOR SALE—mill wood
rom Colly’s mill $2.00 per Io id
Coil sold and delivered at lowest
prices.
J. Jenkins, Prop.
ut come in and see for yourself just how well we are
equipped for first-class plumbing, and how easy it
would be for us and to such reasonable expense to
you to place in your home on short notice a
Porcelain Lined Bath Tub
With all the necessary trimmings
Repairing
Hardware
Plumbing
The BANDON HARDWARE CO
Lowe
I’. ANIJoN
LAIRD & NEILSON
MANAGERS
. 1 /mthi’Citrtf
nil
I>ru
T,IK New Meat Market
ON ATWATERSTREET KEEPS
NOTHING IM IT THE BEST IN
I
MEATS, PRODUCE
A ND V EGET A131ÆS
A.
stock of well olTillecl meats
ISTew clean ven.tila.teci rooms tree
from odors
SMITH BROS.
The New Laird & Lowe Building, Bandon, Ore. !
Register.
JOHN L. LITZENBERGER
NOI KT
FOB 1’1 BLICA I ION
PAINTER & DECORATOR
In Oil and Water Colors
Department of the Interior
I tilted States Land Office,
Roo-burg, Oregon, November 17, 1908.
Notice is hereby given that Charle« F. W
t ’umenrothet, of Bandon, Oregon, who, on
b < bruarv 24, l'A»2. made I iomeslead Enlry,
No. 11122 S. R 0749. for S 1-2 of NE 1-4
ic. 23; 5WI-4of NW 14; NW 1-4 of
2^ 14. Section, 24 Township 10 South,
l .ange I 5 West,
illamette Meridian, has filed
n.Xk e of intention Io make final five year Proof,
to establish claim to the land atiove described,
»■ tori the Register and Receiver, at Roseburg,
( Jrcgon. on the 12th day of January, I9O"4,
(- laimant names as witnesses:
James I. zMumbaugh. of Bandon, Oregon.
Wallace P. Pomeroy, of Bandon, Oregon,
Robert P. Hunt of Bandon, Oregon.
William Nordburg, of Bandon, Orf*gon.
Also House Painting. Estimate* given on all kinds of
Job and Contract work. All work done Jn the
latest designs at a very low figure and posi­
tively guaranteed. Give me a trial.
Leave ordert with Judge Geo. P. Topping
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Vienna Bakery
BENJAMIN L. EL>bY, KeuMer.
Readvertisement
First Publication Dec. 3.
L. A. YORK, Proprietor
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eeavxMTto
CL’TTF.K’S BLACK LEO V ACC I Ml
( aht T'.i.i »favorite themystsuc-
ct «Tul. easiest used and lowest
priced reliable vaccine made.
Powder, string o’’pili form. Writ«
for free Black I^eg Booklet.
Our Bread is always fresh.
goods* |of
all kinds.
J ust like M otherused to make
THF CUTTER LABORATOBV
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Our Pies and Cakes can­
Baked
not be excelled.
B rkkrlry , C al .
It your irugtfixt does not«t<*b olf
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vaccines, order direct from ufr
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In the New Green Building,
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AGENTS FOR THE FANIOI S
Í irsi publication Dec. 3
Domestic Polities.
Oregon
WINES, LIQUORS & CIGARS
ENJAMIN L. EDDY,
Horace—I can't understand you girls.
Now, yon bate Mabel, and yetyoujuat
kissed her. Hetty—I know, but Just sco
how the freckles show where I kissed
the powder off.—London Tntler.
"Whom <lld you support during the
last campaign ?7
“A wife, two children and a mother-
tt-Iaw and. kept up my life Insurance
at the same time.”—Puck.
IIANDI.I-N ONLY
— ribed b< hire C j
1. I reudgold. Unit'd States
t o»"'.........
for Oregon, at Bandon, Oregon,
on the 'Ah day o( February, 1909.
Claimant names as witnesses:
( harles Swift, Kenneth Perkins, Fred N. I
i ’erkin. and Robert Walk. i. Jr., all ol Bandon.
A oos County, Oregon.
“Two years ago I naked Aunt Jane to
visit us for a fortnight, and she has
not gone home yet.”
"It's a blessing.”
“What’s a blessing?"
"That you didn’t invite her for a
month.’’— Harper’s Weekly.
LIQUORE AND »
MEDICINE THAT IS MEDICINE
"I liuVc -tillered H good ileal With
inal.it ta oud toninoli complainte, but
1 have now found a remedy that
keeps me Well, and t1 e remedy is
i J- ir e Bitters- li medicine ii>nt is
1 medicine for st mach and liver
• roui >lc-, nnd ft >r i mi down condi-
1 toils,■' -ays W.C. Kiest 1er, <>f Hnl-
November, 19, 1'XlM
Notice IS hereby given that Jessie M. Per-
of Bandon, Oregon, who, on, .Nov. 19,
. XJM. made l imber Application. No. 02IM».
I " NE 14 SW 1-4, Section 22, I ownship
21.South, Range 14 West. Willamette Mo-
lian, has hied notice of intention to make final
I tool to cslabli li i l.iim to the land almve de*
Like birds, many fishes assume tbelr
brightest lute when they wish to at­
tract the opposite sex of their species.
The colors of the male common pike
become exceedingly Intense, brilliant
and Iridescent in the breeding season.
The eel also puts on an intense silvery
hue at the breeding time which Is very
noticeable and at one time caused nat­
uralists to distinguish It as a distinct
species. The males of the tench, roach
and perch also show a marked increase
In brilliancy In the breeding season.
MANAGEMENT OF’
C. A. Jamison x? Jack Brown
i>e| a tmetit. of the luteiior.
Uncovered.
BOOTS * AND
UNDER THE
G eo . 11.
A. H areri . y ,
laiij Otliee st Roseburg, Ur.
Mental Arithmetic.
The BANDON STEAM LADDR\
Arcade Saloon
\niiie for I’ll bl ¡cat ion
INQUIRE AT OFFICE OF
.GENERAL REPAIRING
Pattern
An old buck rabbit is not to lie light-
!y tackled by weasel, stoat or even
ferret. On the snniled floor of a small
public house a ferret of long experi-
cnee was matched with an old lop
eared buck, the property of tlte land­
lord The ferret mude straight for the
rabbit’s throat but the latter was in
file air before master ferret could
rent It lilnt nial, leaping clean over the
ferret's head, let out will» those power­
ful bind legs of his a kick which
hurled the ferret bodily against the
wainscot. Twice flic ferret relumed
to the attack, and twice ho missed his
grip and went hurtling through the
air. The third repulse was enough for
him. He knew lie was beaten and
could not bo persuaded to stand up for
a fourth round. Pearson's Weekly.
Brilliant Fish Hues.
& Machine Shop
Preaching ;»t thè Piesb\ Ieri.in
(hindi ih» tirsi ami tiiin 1 Sunday s
of traili monili, bolli mmiting and
♦•ventiti;. So i '. iv Sclnsil ami young
p< oplc s meeting e»<i\ Suml.tv.
V isilors alni tr.iu.-u tits
diillx inviteli..
fs just in receipt of a neis stock of
Drugs ami Chemicals, Patent and
ProptiifHiv Preparations. Toilet Af­
íleles. Druggist .Sundries, Perfumes.
Brushes, Sponges, Soap. Nuts and
Candies. Cigars, Tobaccos ami Cig-
nretfes. Paints, Oils,
Glass and
Painter's Supplies.
Too Much For the Ferret.
First Class Laundry Work Guaranteed.
attention given to fine woolen goods.
Presbyterian Church
E WAREHOUSE.
♦t Sharts Some Side L ghts Upon Life
and Morals.
THE HARDWARE MAN
in favor every year
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