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:• • BINDON RECORDER id each W«O ♦----- - RANDON » — - ..OREGON A raise of salary la the sincerest Éattery. Het ween China's d sastrous floods and Cuna da’s forest fires there Is not much to choose. While the Duma cheered the Czar the other day. It did not attempt to break any records. If Peary doesn't timi the north pole, t hr next thing anybody knows Roose- velt wlll be going In s ‘arch of it. A Russian grand duke has lost bls job. It la probable, however, that Ills income will suffer no diminution. A mail may return from ids vacation pretty "short,” but as a rule you can’t get him to cut Ids yarns that way. ‘‘Chaageless Change' Is the title of a recently published sonnet, it sounds suspiciously like a counterfeit lo-cent piece. A man in Trenton, N. ,1., it is said, sheds bis skin yearly, after the manner of a snake, No cause Is assigned for the rash act. A New York woman claims that she Is haunted by the ghost of her niother- In-law. Another usurpation of the rights of man. A Connecticut farmer tried to fly With paper wings. The result was Just tile same as If lie had taken a flyer in Wall street- lie's broke. Men who never thought much of King Alfonso may change their minds and regard him as u brother, since In* has had a quarrel with Ills mother-in-law. I t was twenty-*!glit bushels to th« acre. In Its«!. The highest yield in those •even years in any State outside < f New England was twenty-two and a half bushels. Merely beeause Santo Domingo lias sold Its tuivy for $1,750 It Is not to la1 inferrisi that thè country is hard tip. That may bave been a big prlce for thè navy. One of George Gould's boys Is going to don overalls and hob-nail shoes and go to work In a Colorado mine. We hope he has the approval of Uncle Helle. A Pennsylvania man wants a divorce because Ills wife pulled him out of bed by his whiskers. Some husbands are entirely too sensitive for their own hap piness. "Fret not thy gizzard." There wai once a food old grandmother who gave this advice to everybody. She declared, and firmly believed, that it came from the Bible, though she did not know Just where It could l>e found. But she in sisted that it was somewhere between the covers of the Good Book, The old woman was right. It is in tile Good Book, not only In one place, but in many, and though she did not have the exact language In which the advice is given, she had Its sense, which Is of vastly greater Importance. The world is full of men and women who nre can stantly fretting their gizzards, gnd with what result? None, except to increase the Income of the doctor and the under- p er and to fill the hospitals for the Insane, ami the cemeteries. Ask any doctor what causes the majority of the mental breakdowns and the moot of the cases of nervous troubles, and he will tell you It Is fretting. Some peo ple blame work, but work never hurt anybody. On the contrary, It keeps men and women alive. Overwork, though, claims thousands, but overwork Is altogether another thing; and the overworkers are generally’ fretters. Each leads to the other. The human gizzard was not designed by nature to bear the strain of fretting, and the man who frets It much is sure to break It. The old woman’s advice does not mean that man should refuse to' take bls work or anything else seriously. It does not mean that he should view with un concern or treat lightly any of his prob lems. But It does mean that he should not fret over them when he has ap plied his best efforts to them. It means that If you have something to do, do it; mid with your whole energy. When you have done all you can do, don’t fret your gizzard over the result, All the fretting In the world will have no effect upon the outcome. Await it without stewing and worrying, and if It Is against you, tackle it again. Fret your gizzard and you will lack the strength to renew the fight with the vigor thnt Is necessary to win. It means you are not to fret over tilings beyond your con trol. It does not mean that you should not view them in seriousness and with proper regard of Importance and con- sispieuces. But don't worry over them until you fret your gizzard. We are traveling at a fast race in this country. The spirit of the day is one that calls for speed. The man who can keep it up must look after bls gizzard. Fret it A Pittsburg man recently married the young woman with whom he became acquainted when he returned her lost dog. Moral for bachelors; Be kind to lost dogs. Cuba Ims a surplus of $5,000,000. How provoking I his must lie to a lot of Spanish grandees who are compelled to sit around botne and live on restricted Incomes. Congress Is expected to follow the precedent established when a pension was granted to the widow of President Garfield by granting a pension to Mrs. Cleveland. It Is fitting that those la dles who nave presided over the White House when It was occupied by their husbands should be wards of tile na tion. The Pope Is credited with the re mark that if the Roman Catholic Church could be as highly respected In other countries as In the United States he would be in favor of the separation of church and state everywhere. The church Is respected here because com munitles of the United States all began with a policy of religious freedom, and have never tolerated a state church. In the other countries, where the su premacy of one church was established by law, it Is not easy to hold respect when the preference is withdrawn. One of the whimsical characters In a story by Miss Alice Brown conceived the Idea of a “patent dog barker." which could lie put in the front yard by unprotected women to frighten tramps away by mechanical Imitation of a dog. Paris hits outdone this comic idea In sober earnest. Some people try to esca| > the dog tax by conceal ing their animals, Tile police have secured the service of professional barkers, who "make a noise like a dog" outside suspected houses. The dog In slile replies, and the barker reports to ♦ lie tax-collector. Those who are sure that the soil of New England Is hopelessly barren m iny be surprised to learn some facts that nre brought out In two recent bulletins of the Department of Agriculture There were only eight States of tie I ulon In I'. mh ; that had a larger acre age planted to potatoes than Maine Only four products! a larger crop, No' one even approached Maine in til number of bushels to the nere, Th< average yield was two hundred am' ten bushels to the acre, mid no other State raised more than one liundrcsl and seventy five bushels, The averug. for the whole country was only on hundred and two. Nor was It an ex ceptional year, for the average cro| of Maine has been the largest In everc year since 1903. Buckwheat Is not » very Important crop, but It Is raised It twent.v;four of the states, In tills too, Maine stands nt the head In aver age crop per note; New Hampshire !■ •econd. Vermont third, and Mas^apliu setts fourth. Since 1900 the loaos ♦forage ,iteld of buskwheat In Main • • very unfortunate that taller, speaking, generally, does preelate the value of local advertising. It would seem as though ambition should dictate the enlargement of one’s business, and to many merchants such a result is easily attained. The way to do it Is quite simple. It Is well known that women are the best buyers and, as a rule, the goods they buy are the most profitable. To attract them your störe must lie mag netto—1. e„ clean, neat, stocks well ar ranged and the goods appealing to them I romlnently displayed. Doing this is properly classed as ad vertising. but it must be backed by intelligent, well-informed and courteous c lerks to make the sales. After having accomplished this reform then, by all means, contract for a regular space in your local papers and place your ad vertisement In advance. Arrange the copy for frequent changes, make the matter and makeup attractive, and be >ure to refer to the seasonable goods at (lie proper time. If such a simple course Is followed (lie result will lie a pleasant surprise to any merchant who has not been a believer in publicity. Tlie good mer chant realizes that lie does not have to cut prices to make sales. There Is an easier way to make business and keep profits In these times. The rule is as simple ns can be—advertise and sup port your announcements with an at tractive store and courteous treatment if customers.—Hardware. THE ORIGINAL SHEATH GOWN ttjono I QJ-- ’S o \ 'S«» ■ *- id y “Jawed” Tommy (aged 10)—Say, |mw, the bone of contention? Mr. Ilenptx k—The Jawbone. * • MOONLIT MEADOWS. On these white nights, wbsn Sver hill and wood The brooding mystery of midnight lies, I.eueath the glad euehanjment of the sxies Toe moonlit meadows spread their quietude. Drenched in the deluge of effulgent I light Their dew-swept reaches, sweet with I UeW- mown hay, Into the hazy distance stretch away, And lose their brightness in the folds of night. The far-off hills reii’de beyond the plain, And this expanse of moonlight meadow seems The land we may have visited in dreams. But may not find when day returns again. Earth's weary train of days remoter grows, The voice of care sounds faint, and dies away— And all distress that waits upon the day Fades from the memory like forgotten woes. earth when day Is Peace on the troubled I flown! Silence that falls across the clash of strife— And fleeting glimpses of that higher life That sjieaks in other language than our own. Fair moonlit meadows! Nature’s open page Which we with clouded vision vainly trace, Yet fail to read the meaning of its grace Whose message is withheld from ago to age. —Y'outh's Companion. * Jstarooned * I accepted my Aunt Maltrevor’s in vitation to her river picnic, for the simple reason that I dared not refuse. A broken leg or a doctor's certificate that you have something infectious are tlie only excuses Mrs. Maltrevor recog nizes, and I could produce neither. Be sides, Dulcinea was sure to be there and public opinion would expect me to be in attendance. I may, perhaps, say a few straight forward words about Mrs. Maltrevor later. Dulcinea you will take for grant ed. I cannot describe her—she is neither the most beautiful, tlie most accomplished nor the cleverest of the girls I know; but there Is that about her which is beyond the power of ad- Jeetlves to describe, Most men will understand me—they all know at least one girl of that sort. I perhaps might mention that I have always known Dulcinea; we grew hi beauty, so to speak, on opposite sides of the same road; and when she put up her hair, I started smoking. When she left school, I proposed and she re fused me. Unfortunately our friends (a nd for the moment file definition must Include Aunt Maltrevor) don’t know this, and they smile on us both in the fatuous way that the world al ways does reserve for matrimonal fol ly. And when Dulcinea gets up a prom ising flirtation (as she did with Jack Guthrie in tlie spring) people only murmur ‘‘Lovers’ quarrel,” while if I pay ardent If somewhat spasmodic at tention to some other girl (Dulcinea declares I flirted outrageously with Daisy Gordon at the Hockey Dance) I only hear a whisper, “Oh, those foolish young people.” So you see my position. Now about the picnic. Mrs. Maltrevor’s picnics nre pretty Important things. The country people are always represented, and as many as three motor cars have been garaged on her tennis lawn at the same time ¡while the reporter of the local paper always spreads himself on a florid report of the function, which I (acting under my aunt's orders), rigorously sub-edit. On the present occasion I rather wanted to see Dulcinea; she had Just had her twenty-first birthday, and 1 had sect her some red roses and a short poem which began: A poet, miss, would write a sonnet Felicitating you upon it. so naturally I wanted to see how she would take It. Arriving punctually at 1 :30, at the lock* which Mrs. Maltrevor had ap- pointed as rendezvous. I found the lady surrounded by the youth and beauty of Mastoti (this phrase I deleted regularly from the local reporter's outburst) and simply overflowing with good humor. Tills, ns I discovered later, was partly because niy Uncle Maltrevor had got toothache, partly tiecause sre had roped In a broken-down baronet for the picnic. Dulcinea I could not see for the mo ment (she had gone off. I found, to look for forget-me-nots with Jack Guthrie), so. having lieen presented to Sir Hugo Jones. I retired into private life ami made myself agreeable to Daisy Gordon. A small flotilla of boats lay In the stream ready for us, and as soon ns my aunt had introduced the baronet to everyone except Mrs. Neville Ponsonhy and the lion. Ethel I'onsonby (whom she had asked specially to snub), we ♦»egan to embark. I watched the process with admira tion. My Aunt Maltrevor being m.v uncle's mistake and not my own. I do not pretend to understand her, but there Is little doubt thnt. excluding her toupee, and her complexion, she is com posed mainly of tact. If such a thing had been conceivable. I should have said she winked nt me as she despatch ed Jack Guthrie off with Daisy Gurdon on one of the first boats to start, and, conceivable or not, I bellevq she qiq wink as she waved, her hand to me In parting, having left Dulcinea ami me to bring up the rear in a single tMilleP. "You cannot fight against Fate wbsn it has Mrs. M. on its side," I observed as 1 handed Dtl iina into the Saucy Jane. "You know It's really rather funny—the way people throw us at each other—it ought to amuse you.” "It doesn't—to any extent,” said Dul cinea, moodily steering into the bank. "If you don’t want to take tlie over land route, perhaps I'd better row.” “Perhaps I'd better steer, you mean,” I retorted. "You've got tlie ropes cross- d. Full your left—quick.” Too late— crash ! 1 had seen, tint not soon enough to avert a collision, that we nre head ing straight for a barge moored by the towpath. We did not capsize, but wo lost a lot of paint and woke up the bargee. At Dulcinea's request I rowed as fast ns I could to get out of earshot —indeed, we should soon have over hauled the rest of the party had not Dulcinea suddenly burst out with a slight exclamation:— “We have sprung a tremulously. I stopped rowing. I knew Dulcinea well enough to be1 sure tliut the tremor was on behalf, not of herself, but of her elegant river gown, for she swims a little better than a mermaid; but tlie leak was a leak for all that, mid from behind tlie steering-seat came a little gushing stream of water, bubbling quite viciously around Dulcinea's shoes. I rowed quickly to the nearest shore— that of a little wooded island, twenty yards across, In the middle of the river. Here we debarked iu good order, but ■ven as we did so Fate stcpiied in again. Tlie boat in some inexplicable way wrenched itself out of my h(in<l and be gan to drift dowu the stream. “I believe you did that on purpose," said Dulcinea, ns I leaned over iu a vain effort to reach our craft. “Just like your beastly vanity,” I said in n brotherly way (Dulcinea had often offered to be a sister to me). "Wliy, do you suppose I want to be cooped up on a desert island witli you in your present temper? Fortunately I have plenty of cigarettes.” "Oh, very well, then." said Dulcinea, with withering scorn. "So long as you ire happy, I don't mind starving for a few hours.” (She had, I know, lunched at 1; it was now 3.) Shortly afterwards she turned her back upon me and began pensively nib bling at dandelion leaves. I commend ed tills step highly, anil told her they were most nourishing, though rather bitter. I suppose we must have sat In silence for quite half-un-hour after that. I smoked and Dulcinea sulked. At tlie end of that time site asked me in her JI S I1EAI.I.Y RATHER FINNY. brightest way the date of the Tennis Tournament. (This Is a desperately Important affair and as many as five motor cars have been garaged in the town at one and the same time during its progress.) I told Dulcinea tlie date, and slanged I he style of all the local Indirà in a way that went straight to her heart. We converse r>d quite amicably. "Guthrie Is almost sure to win the Singles, of course,” I remarked care- lessly. "Is he?" said Dulcinea, apparently neither surprised nor interested. "But where do you come in? You used to play some sort of a game?" "O, I shall enter, no doubt,” I ad mitted. “But Gutbrie’ll win. I hear he's come on a lot.” "Perhaps you will have a chance In the1 Mixed Doubles.” suggested Dul cinea, Inocently. "Who are you play ing wit li?” "I may not enter nt all if I see any really good couples,” I countered. "You, for instance, if you have a strong part ner. I.et's see, It's Guthrie, Isn't it?” "Possibly,” agreed Dulcinea. "I mean. lias lie asked you to play?” I went on. He bad not. for Dulcinea was almost disconcerted. and swished her gloves at a harmless butterfly. “Never mind," I said, "he will.” “I didn't say lie hadn’t," said Dul cinea. sharply. I lit a cigarette. "And If he does," she declared, in a sudden burst of graciousness, “I—I’ll play with you. If you like.” Dulcinea is never so dangerous ns In her gracious mood. “Dulcinea," I said, kneeling >n n wasp by her side (how hard it Is to kneel gracefully on a wasp), Dul- clnea—oh, hang it aiy The plush of oars fell on my ears. and I started to my feet. What had happened was only too clear. Our ab sence hail been noticed, and a relief ex pedition was on Its way, conducted by Mrs. Maltrevor, whose stentorian tones [ could already hear. Rather sheepishly wo advanced to the edge of the water, and as we did so I noticed that the Sam y. Jane had mere ly drifted across the river, and was resting si rviicly against tno op,s«ite rushes. The leak was evidently not a •• • I 4 serious one. for I could not deduct that she was lower in the water. Mrs. Maltrevor seemed to have brought about twenty people to witness our ridiculous plight. “We’re awfully sorry,” 1 began. as ' the party bore down upon us. “Awfully sorry,” echoed Dulcinea. "But we sprang a leak------” "The water simply rushed in," Dul cinea corroborated. "And Just as I was going to see whether I could stop up tlie hole, it drifted away," I concluded, witli a complete and desperate disregard for the rules of syntax. Mrs. Maltrevor’s smile simply fascln ated me. I think she said she quite understood. At any rate, she was in an excellent temper—tills, 1 afterwards learned. was because Matilda, her eld est and most hopeless, had tiiat very afternoon brought to book the senior curate of Ail Saints'; while the broken down baronet, fortified with cham pagne. was at that very moment flirt ing openly and outrageously witli Evelyn, another of Mrs. Maltrevor’s for lorn hopes, to the complete discomfiture of Mrs. Neville I'unsonby and the Hon. Ethel Ponsonby. It is against Dulcinea's principles to let a little tiling like Mrs. Maltrevor disconcert her, and it is due to lier to say that site never lost grip of tlie sit uation, She conversed amicably with the Junior curate of All Saints', then witli Mrs. Maltrevor herself, ami kindly inquired after Mr. Mil trevor's toothache. She was rapidly disarming suspicion when young Perkins, who had been lieen landed on the other bank witli a View view to the salvage of the Saucy Jane, suddenly called the attention of tlie party to him self by a loud exclamation. “What is the matter, Mr. Perkins?" said Mrs. Maltrevor sweetly. "Is the leak a bad one?” Young Perkins laughed. (I detest him.) “Very serious indeed,” he re plied, holding up in each hand tlie half of a lemonade bottle, which lie had ex tracted from a hamper behind tlie steer ing seat. “As you see, tlie bottle not only leaked, but burst. It’s quite don* for." “But what about the boat?” inquired Mrs. Maltrevor. still more sweetly. "Tlie boat? Oh, the boat’s all right,” remarked young Perkins, as he boarded her, and witli a vigorous shove brought tier over to tlie Island. For a moment there was a silence. Then a roar of laughter in which Dul cinea Joined and I tried to. I think Mrs. Maltrevor repeated that she quite understood; at any rate, in her most ostentatiously tactful way she gathered tier party on board and announced her intention of departing forthwith in search of tea. "You can follow at your leisure, dear,” she remarked to Dulcinea, with a meaning look at me. I knew the look. It said, ” If you haven't proposed, do it now.” Dulcinea had gone back to her old seat. As I joined her I noticed that my oid friend tlie wasp was still there, but I carefully avoided kneeling on him. "Dulcinea,” I said, “Dulcinea, it's no good m.v trying to tell you all tlie nice tilings I think about you. because you know them already. And you know that I shall lie waiting for you to marry me ten years lienee—if you won't do it before, Dulcinea.” I felt I was doing ft very badly; 1 was convinced of it by Dulcinea's next remark. “I've never been so badly proposed to before,” she said serenely. “Why, you did it better when you were eighteen. However, tills is the last time.” “Tlie last time,” I queried. “Why. Dulcinea, you’re^not angry with me, are you?” A smile spread from the corners of her mouth, dimpled in her cheeks, and I knew my answer even before she spoke. “This is the last time," she said slow ly. "because tlie answer this time Is ‘Yes.’ ”—Philadelphia Telegraph. Too A rKiiiiMMi tn five. Two nre not always company In spite of the proverb to that effect. On the Western plains the sheepman goes out with several thousand head and one human companion. The natural result Is that the pair, forced on one another when they least want It. get to hating each other. This, at least, Is the the ory that a writer in the Philadelphia Ledger formulates. He tells this story, which was narrated by an ex-sheep- n’tan: Let me tell you of a fellow I once rode with. We had finished supper one night, and were rolled up in our blan kets. Not a word had passed between us for more than a week. “Hear that cow heller?” he asked, sudden 1 j’. "Sounds to me like a bull," I said. No answer, blit the next morning I noticed him packing up. “Going to leave?” I asked. “Yes,” he replied. "What for?” "Too much argument.” Aunt t 9 A trial week of dispatching trains by telephone from the stat ions of the I-a<k- • wanna system lias resulted In the adop- tion of the phones. The line of the Wisconsin Central road from Ladysmith to Superior has been completed as far as the Northern Pacific crossing within the Superior city limits. Several hundred thousand freight car« may l.e standing idle, as the railroad managers tearfully protest, but some Kan sas grain dealeis complain that they ar« unable to get box cars enough. In the Circuit Court nt Chicago Judge Kohlsaat enjoined the issuance of trans portation by the Chicago, Indianapolis • nd Louisville railway to the publishers of Munsey’s Magazine in exchange for advertising, lie held that the contract under which this transportation was is sued is in violation of the Ilepburn rate law. The railroad company gave notice of an appeal to the United States Su preme Court. At Helena, Mont., legal representatives of the government began suit against ths Northern Pacific Railway Company, tbs Rocky Fork Coal Company and ths Northwes ern Improvement Company to recover title to valuable coal lands which It is charged were procured through mis representation. The lands in question contain coal mines from which the rail way obtains great quantities of coal through its control of the subsidiary com panies. Presumably due to the industrial de pression of the past year, the death rats from accidents by rail appears to be on the decrease. The Accident Bulletin of the Interstate Commerce Commission for the first quarter of 1!M i 8 shows n total of 125 passengers and employee killed, as compared with 220 such deaths in ths preceding quarter, and with 346 In ths one before that. 'Die latest record is ths smallest since these statistics were first collected In 1001. During the first quar ter of this year the number of deaths of passengers and employes from all causes was 728, against 1002 In the preceding quarter. In the same period the number of cssinlties was 13,411, the least within three years. The right of shippers to combine small quantities of freight of various ownership, either by arrangement among themselves or by • forwarding agency, was confirmed by the Interstate Commerce Commission •n a derision recently rendered. • • • • • o • t Kspeillent. i.4 “These stockings are so full of holos that they are worthless. Aunt Mahaly,” said a indy to an old colored woman with a large family, who was a pen sioner of her family. “No'm, dey ain’t,” replied Aunt Ma holy, calmly appropriating them. "'Rnstus en' Verbena got such blnck lalgs dat de holes won't show, nohow, en’ dem chilluns what got yaller meat kin wear two pairs at de same time; The Interstats Commerce Commission en' you knows, Mis’ Jo, dat de holes has published the final figures of the In in all dem stockin'« ain't gwfne hit de come of the railroads for the last fiscal year The total net earnings amounted same places.” to $840,.'89,944, which Is an Increase of One little mistake tn a drug store $54,690,8! <0. The total number of em- may cause more trouble than tuo bulls 'ploycs on the pay roll on June 30 wig In a china ahoy. 1.072,074, against 1,521,335 a year ago. • • • VInliul>'a Construction of the Cathedral of Cologne begun. 1461—Ixniis XI. of France crowned at Rheims. 1645—Peace concluded between Sweden and Denmark. 1670—John Dryden created Poet Lau reate of England. 1741 — Behring, the navigator, discovered East Cape. 1756 Fort Oswego captured by ths French under Montcalm. 1765- Pontiac's war for the extermina tion of tlie English in America cams to an end. 1775- Liberty Tree in Boston conse crated. 1776 -Constitution of Maryland adopted. 1780—Americans defeated British and Tories at battle of Musgrove Mills. 1802 Bonaparte invested with power to nominate his successor as ruler of France. ISO!—Work begun on tlie first public road between Georgia and Tennes see. 1807 British army invested Copenhagen. 1836- British Parliament passed the Dis «enters’ Marriage Act. 1838 The first United States exploring expedition sailed under Commander Wilkes. 1846—(¡en. Kearney took peaceable pos- session of Santa Fe, Mexico. 1860 Tlie Prince of Wales (now King Edward VII.) arrived at Quebec. 1868—(’abul recovered by Shere Ali. 1884 Mine. Patti sued for divorce from Marquis de Caux. 1888 More than lot) lives lost in Col lison of the German steamers Thing valla and Geiser off Sable Island. 1891—Between 300 and -KtO lives lost in earthquake in Martinique. 1803—The Behring Sea arbitration award was delivered. 1904—Russian and Japanese warships en gaged in battle off Vladivostok. 1248 • A * *