Bandon recorder., November 12, 1908, Image 3

W •«• Children Wer. Mad« to Imok,
ft may seem strange that there was
a periexi lu English history when Ju­
venile smoking was enforc«?d officially,
but it is nevertheless triie. The diarist
Hearne, In writing of the l’lague of
London, says: "Even children were
obligtxl to sm<>ak. And 1 remember that
I lieard formerly Tom Bogers, who was
! yeoman beadle, say that when he was
u school boy at Eton that year when
tlie plague raged all the boys of that
school xvere obliged to smoak in the
school every morning, aud that he was
never whlpixsl so much in his life as
he was one morning for not smoalt-
iti«.“
______
Nlgli! Sweats 5 Cough. I
®. W. Walton, Condr. S. P. Ry., TT.
Van Ness St., San Antonio, Tex..
Writes: “During the summer and fal
o» 1U02, my annoyanc«« from catarrh
reached tiiat stage whero it was actuu.
misery and developed alarming symp­
toms, such as a very deep-seated cough,
night sweats, and pains in tlie head and
chest. I experiment, d with several so-
called remedies I • fore I finally decided
to take a thorough course of Pertina.
“Twoof my friends had gone so far as
to inform mo tiiat tlio tiling for me to d->
was to resign my position and seek a
higher, more congenial el i mate. Every­
one thought I had consumption and 1
was not expecteii to live very long.
“Having procured some I’eruna, I de­
cided to give It a thorough test and ap­
plied myself ai-'iduously to tho task of
taking it, as per instructions, in the
meantime.
“Tlie effects were soon apparent, all
alarming symptoms disappeared and
my general health became fully as good
as it had ever been in my life.
“I have resorted to the use of Peruna
on two or three occasions since that,
time to cure myself of bad cold..”
The Country'! Prut Dr-a.ed Man.
Ttie best dressed man in the United
States, according to the best of a li­
thority. Is C. S. Eddy, a banker's clerk
of Providence, It. I
Eddy possesses
some flfty-odd suits, He says that Is
approximately the number, but really
it's too much trouble to count them.
you know. There is a suit for each
day in a month, suits for social func­
tions. for driving, walking, for almost
every Hiss-lai thing a human being can
do. Moreover, it is said he is con­
stantly adding to his collection.
Not
Illiteracy In the United State«,
Ilnrii to Do.
CASTOR
SA
For InfautB and Children.
Tha Kind Yau Have Always Bought
Bearn tlie
Signature of
Tit for Tat.
Affable Barber—You're *ery bald on
toi>, sir.
Self-Conscious Customer (much an­
noyed! What if I am? You needn’t
talk so much. 'Ow about that squint
of yours?—London Telegraph.
Resented It.
Caller (trying to be complimentary) —
I notice one interesting peculiarity about
your little boy. He is ambidextrous.
Mrs. Btruckoyle (with a frosty gleam
in her ey'bl—Not at all, Mrs. Highsome.
Ilin legs are just as straight as any­
body's.
•
The favorite amusements of Queen
Willi elmina of Holland are skating ani
riding, but as a child her hobby was the
keeping of poultry.
The cleanest , lightest
and most comfortable
POMMEL
SLICKER
At the same time
cheapest In the
end because it
wears longest A
‘35P Everywhere n
Every garment, «
guaranteed
waterproof Catalog free
A J TOWER CO BOSTON, USA
TOWf R CANADIAN Ce t b*i r f
' . RQNTO CAN
CRESCENT
EGG-PHOSPHATE
BAKING POWDER
j *
A modern leavener at
a moderate price; is 30
per cent, more elficient
than “Trust” or Cream-
of-Tartar products and
absolutely free from the
health-racking Rochelle
Salts residue invariably
accompanying their use.
Get it from your Grocer
25c'FULL POUND-'25c
she returned It for payment the cheek
was signed "Lower line" in a dainty
hand.
At one of tile big national banks-*>nn
months ago a |M>rfunied, crested note of
a depositor of the bank read: "Please
stop payment on check No. IU7. as I
have accidentally burned the same.” A
depositor at the same bank was notified
that her account was overdrawn, but
still her checks continued to pour In.
When they did not cease for four or five
days an official called her up on the tel­
ephone and tohl her tiiat payment
would be stopiHsl on her checks unless
she made her account good. She puffed
right up and said she would show him
that he was wrong and that she had
money In the bank. Half an hour later
she came down to the bank with her
check book and the explanation that
“she knew she was right, for there were
at least half a dozen blank checks left
in the book!”
Another peculiarity Is the way" they
make out checks to themselves, Where
a man makes it out to "cash” a woman
makes it to the order of Mary 1 Brown.
signs It Mary Brown, and turns It over
and Indorses it “Mary Brown." ' Thus
far have women progressed in the last
ten years, sine«» it became common for
them to do general banking business.
It remains to be seen how much they
will develop in the next ten years.—
Chicago Inter Ocean.
s
BEST TREATMENT
FOR CATARRH
The entire inner portion of our bodies is covered with a soft, delicate
lining called mucous membrane; this is kept in healthy condition by the
nourishment and vital vigor it receives front the blood.
So long as the
circulation remains pure this membrane will be healthy, but when the blood
becomes infected with catarrhal impurities ami poisons this inner lining of
the body becomes irritated ami diseased, and the unpleasant and serious
symptoms of Catarrh commence.
There is a tight, stuffy feeling in the
nose, watery eyes, buzzing noises in the ears, often slight deafness, difficult
breathing, etc. The disease cannot be reached by external treatment, though
such measures afford temporary relief in some instances. ' S. S. S. cures
Catarrh by cleansing the blood of all impurities and poisons. Then as rich,
pure blocxl circulates through the body, tlie inflamed, irritated membranes
heal, the discharge ceases, headaches are relieved and every symptom disap­
pears. Catarrh, being a disease in which the entire blood circulation is
affected, can only be cured by a remedy that goes to the very bottom and
removes every particle of the impurity from the blocxl, and this is just what
S. S. S. docs.
Book on Catarrh ami any medical advice free to all who
write.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
Australian < uilcl«.
Literal.
AH children in Australia are drilled,
tint the elder boys are attached to the
Australian military forces by means of
the cadet corps. Almost every large
■chool lias its liaml of cadets, who
wear neat khaki uniforms ami are
• rmtxl with light rifles, in the use of
which they are frequently instrui'te«!.
Every year those boys have shooting
matches, and the scores prove that
among the youngsters there are many
who have already become skilled
marksmen.—London Standard.
A housepainter in a New Hampshire
village was proceeding down "the mala
street” one day when lie was accosted
by a fellow-townsman.
“Hello, Tom!” called the latter.
"Why, I thought you were working on
old Spinner's house to-day.”
"I was about to commence the Job.”
said the painter, "when the old man
picked a quarrel with me. He said he'd
put the paint on himself."
"Do you think lie'll do it?"
"Well,” said the painter, with a
smile, "when I ¡lassed Just now that Is
where he had put a great deal of it.”
Why is it that the average woman
cannot be taught to write or Indorse a
bank check? it Is regarded by bank
officials and employes as the eighth
wonder of the world and a never to be
solved mystery why it cannot be done,
but it is generally admitted that it is
one of the impossible things comparable
W hite Peril in tlae Ea«t.
only to the riddle of the sphinx or
The “white peril” is as threatening to
never Mei one He to re.
squaring the circle.
AUTOS CHURN BUTTER.
the East as the "yellow danger” is to
The butler, tired of having nothing to
The numerical amount on the date
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
the West, China and Japan should agree
Syrup the best remedy to useful their ch Wi u line, no date at all, the written amount Farmer I till«?» tloot-Wnvoni While
do, bad gone out to the stables to com­
to stop the Europeans and the A meri­
luring the teething period.
They Are C'ro.aing Bridge.
where tlie name of the pages should b«>
rans from cornering the whole of tile in­ mune with the coachman, and was nosing
“The road that runs from Denver out .lustrial and commercial markets in the around in his usual dignified way.
written (ami the written and printed
Tlie Alphabet«
"My word !” he exclaimed, looking with
The great Phoenician alphabet, the amount to disagree at least 50 cents), past Petersburg and on down to Little­ far East.—The Taiyo, Tokio.
some curiosity at an implement he had
parent of every form of European any signature in any place—the back ton, Castle 'lock. Larkspur, Palmer FITik Hl Vitus* Prinro «nd .-rvous 1 uumw . p.ntl- just picked up. “That’s the biggest safe­
writing ami of the scripts of Persia, of tlie cheek is Just as good as any­ Lake, Colorado Springs and all points 1113 neatly cured by llr. 1 In«’. (¡rent Nerve lie- ty razor I ever saw. How do you put
storer. Send for FREE $2 00 trial bottle and treatise.
Arabia and India as well, owes but where else—and a sniff or a fuss if tin1 south” passes the home of John C. L>r.
K. 11. Kline. Ld., Wil Arch St., 1'luludelpLiu, Pa. the blades in it, Jawge?”
“Safety razor!” howled the coachman.
little to Egypt. It is true that in the prematurely gray paying teller dares Muler and is thickly traversed by auto­
A Boy on Clergymen.
“You bloomin’ idjit, that’s a currycomb!”
construction of their alphabet the to make a correction! That's the way mobiles. In fact, one of those Joy bug­
Bishop Potter, at an ecclesiastical
Phoenicians made use of certain hier­ the average woman banks, except that gies conies sky-hootin’ along abont ev­
atic characters found in their trade she can ring in a dozen changes in as ery second, or perhaps oftener, keeping dinner in New York, read a Coopers­
dealings with Egypt, but this fact in many minutes. “And tlie ladles, God peaceable residents of that community town school boy's essay on Clergymen.
no way detracts from the glory of the bless 'em,” said the president of one either sidling along as close to the edge The essay, which created much amuse­
invention which belongs to the “Yan- of the big trust companies, “all love to of the road as the barb wire will per- ment. was as follows:
“There are 3 kinds of clergymen bish­ of the Well-Informed of the World has
kees of antiquity.”—New York Amer/ bank and they are all at It. The gener­ mlt, or climbing trees.
ops
rectors and curats. the bishops tell always been for a simple, pleasant
can.
ality of them would rather have a bank
It occurred to Muler that with all
the recters to work and the curats have and efficient liquid laxative remedy of
account and have it overdrawn 7 cents those autos streaming by be might Utll-
to do it. A curate is a tliin married known value; a laxative which physi­
Catarrh Cannot be Cured
than sport a solid silver purse full of ize them to his own advantage, nml
man but when lie is a reefer he gets cians could sanction for family usa
ivith LOCAL APPLICATIONS, aa they cannot
reach the s« at of the diseitse. Catarrh is a blood shining gold coin. ‘My bank' are words auto-churned butter is the result.
fuller and can preach longer sermons
or constitutional di ease, and in order o cure that they linger over lovingly and their
because its component parts are
There's a small bridge, abont 20 feet and heeums a good man.”
It y«»u iniiMt take intert al remedies. Hail's
Catarrh Cure is taken internal, v, and acts di- elation knows no bounds when a type­ long, over a little ditch In front of ills
known to them to be wholesome and
rectlv upon the blood and mucous surfaces. written letter from the cashier requests
How It lln |>pcne<l.
house. He Just took up the floor of
truly beneficial ia effect, acceptable
Hall s Catarrh Cure is not a quack medic ne.
“True, the night was dark, but he
It wa.i prescribe« I by one of the best physic ans Mrs. X to call at the bank In regard that bridge and relaid it, in corduroy
to
the system and gentle, yet prompt,
in ihis countay for years and is a regular pre-
appeared to Jump deliberately In front
cription. It is composed of the best tonics to her account, which is overdrawn fashion, with round pieces of timber set
in
action.
of the automobile.”
know «.mnibined with the best blood purifiers, 83.33.
In
supplying that demand with its
acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The
“Force of habit. The poor fellow
“Only recently a prominent Chicago
perfect combination of the two Ingredientsis
was an actor and naturally dived for excellent combination of Syrup of
what,produces such wonderful results in cur­ woman, upon receiving one of these no-
ing Catarrh S<*nd for testimonials free.
the spot light.”—Kansas City Journal. Figs and Elixir of Senna, the Cali­
tires from our bank, rushed in breath­
a i
J. CFTEN’EY & CO., Props., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c.
fornia Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along
lessly and confided to the cashier that
Belle of the I'a.t.
lake Hall’s Family Pills for constipation.
she did not know any money was com­
woman, you treasure another ethical lines and relies on the merits
f the laxative for its remark« ’»le
The quartz lamp is the latest electric ing to her, for she thought she had
man's photograph?”
lighting apixiratus. It is a mercury-va- drawn It al) out, and she asked sweetly
‘‘Don't be foolish. Henry. This is a success.
por lamp with a quartz tube in a glass how she could get It. Should she make
portrait of yourself when you had
That is one of many reasons why
globe, ami resembles an are lamp in gen­ a check for It or would the teller give
hair.”—Louisville Courier-Journal.
Syrup
of Figs and Elixir of Senna is
eral appearance. It is to be used as a It to her If she presented the slip the
given the preference by the Well-
single lamp at 220 volts, and has a rat­
hank had sent her.
ing of 3,000 candles, consuming 0.25 watt
Informed. To get its beneficial effects
“But it Is not always the women who
per candle power. Its life is given at
always buy the genuine—manufac­
1,000 hours, and an advantage claimed show fgnornnee of the forms of hand-
tured by the California Fig Syrup Co.,
for it is that it is unnecessary to replace ling checking accounts, and at the end
only,
and for sale by all leading
any electrodes.
of a week will go over them and make
druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle.
them
balance
to
a
cent,
But
a
business
Tact.
You insisted on our coming to this hot, man with a savings account very fre­
horrid place," shrilled
Mrs. Out so me, quently gets himself sadly tangled up.
"and I’m sunburnt till 1 look like an The savings hank book always seems to
Apache Indian !”
him to be a Chinese puzzle, and many
“Not at all, my love,” said Mr. Out- are the breaks he will make. He will
some. “Your complexion is a clear, beau- sometimes write out an order for his
tiful light brown.''
account on the bank book itself, ami
Thus did a soft tan, sir, as it were,
send some one to collect it.”
turn away wrath.— •Chicago
<
Tribune.
POWER FROM PASSING ALTOS.
The women have a very satisfactory
A New and Modern European Hotel, cater,
Almont It econciled to It.
way to themselves, if not to the bank very closely together, but which revolve
particularly to State people. A refined place f
The Moors were preparing to leave the officials, of adding sufficient funds to
when an auto or any other vehicle ladies visiting the city, close to the shoppi'
Alhambra.
their account to meet an overdraft.
center. Bates reasonable. Free Bus.
“We might as well go. anyhow,” they Only a few days ago a lady who had strikes them. Then, under that bridge
N. K.. CLARKE, (late of Portland Hotel) Mjr.
and
attached
to
the
logs,
he
framed
up
said. “The Americans will be here pretty
been notified that her account wits bad­
soon looking for souvenirs.”
a system of cogs which work whenever
Hastily gathering up their trinkets, ly overdrawn presented herself to the the bridge floor does.
He carried a
they departed, only regretting that they j cashier and asked Just what she must piece of belting to the house and at-
couldn't take the glorious laudscape along, do to rectify the mistake. He courte- tached it to the handle of a revolving
I ously explained that she must deposit
too.
W. L. Douglas make« ami sells more
1 enough money in the bank or a check churn.
men’s *3.00 and *3.50 shoe« than any
Adding tn Illa Suffering«.
Now,
every
time
anything
passes
over
other
manufacturer in th»* world, be­
large enough to cover the amount due.
cause they hold their shape, fit better,
The Doctor—I expected to go out of
that bridge the floor turns, and the
Her
face
brightened
and
she
sighed
as
ami wear longer than any other make.
town next Saturday, a.s usual, to spend
turning of the floor turns his churn,
IS OUR MOTTO
Shoes at All Prices, for Every Member of the
Sunday with my family in the country, If a great load were taken off her mind, over and over, with marvelous rapidity.
Family, Men, Boys, Women. Misses & Children
i
Said an Employer: "Stick to quality
but professional duties forbid. The fates sat calmly down and wrote a check for
W L Don-rlas $4.00 and $0.00 Gilt Edge Shoes cannot
The
auto*
and
other
vehicles
come
so
ba equalled at any price. W. L. Douglas $2.00 and
, the amount due and she drew it upon
are against me.
It will win out in the end.” We <1<
$2 00 shoes are the best in the world
The Professor—The fates are to blame, ! the same account and tlie same bank. closely together that Miller soon has a "stick to quality.” That is the reason
Fant Color Ftfrlrta I xed i:jrrlunivrly,
erTnke
.% <» Stiboiit n(c. W. L. Douglas
moss
of
very
flue
butter
churned
up.
• re they? Well, it's natural for a week She does not understand to this day
name and price is stamped on bottom. Sold
our graduates are so thorough and it;
everywhere. Shues mailed from factory to any
ender to come to a lame conclusion.
why the bank would not accept it. Just
part of the world. Catalogue free.
MAY SAVE MANY LIVES.
such demand. Investigate our claims t<
W. L. DOUGLAS, ISA Spark St., Hmckton. Miw
I give a woman a check book and there
Horrors of Politic».
superiority.
Catalogue,
business
forms
Is
no
telling
to
what
lengths
she
can
“Then you knew «omething of it al­
Sticker« on Hottie Warning It Con­
ready?" said the chairman of the notifi­ I and will go.
and peuwork free. Call, phone or write.
tain« Poison.
Na 39—OH
P N U
cation committee, much chagrined.
Many amusing tales of women’s bank-
As long as people, through careless­ PoriIiincl BiisincNN College
"Yes," answered the nominee, “I saw ' Ing methods are told. An official of a ness or otherwise, will continue to ad­
Tenth «nd Morrison. Portland. Oregon
an intimation of it in the newspapers. In Chicago banking company said a lady minister poison in mistake for medi­
A P. ARMSTRONG. LI.. B . PRINCIPAL
fact, gentlemen,” lie added, with a broad j walked Into ills bank reecntly and re-
cine. in many cases
smile on his sunny face, "I had a printer's
! quested a loan of $500. She was asked
causing
death to the
inkling of it."—Chicago Tribune.
for her security—whether she owned
patient,
radical
| property or land In the city. She re­
measures must be
plied in the negative, whereupon tin*
adopted to prevent
official said that he was sorry, but they
such accidents.
dl<l not do business on such terms. The
California man,
lady was more than indignant and In
working on the prob­
slated that he go out and look at tile
lem. devised a
BUSINESS COLLEGE
sign on his building and then he would
scheme which should
FOR ILA ND. OREGON
very plainly sec the word "trust.” Sb
prove
undoubt edly
guessed what that meant because her
effective,
Accord-
BEHNKE-WALKER STUDENTS SUCCEED. WHY?
grocer trusted her and Rhe never had to
ingly he patented
They are Trained for busineaa in a business-like way.
give him any security.
the Idea. The poison
Why not enroll in a reputable school that places all of its graduates?
"New
money,
”
not
the
sound
article.
Then your blood must be in
is sold only in bot­
Is
tlie
cry
of
tlie
female
financier,
uml
I.
M.
WALKER.
I*res.
SEND FOR CATALOGUE
O. A. BOSSERMAN, Re«.
tles
of
peculiar
a very bad condition. You
woe to the bank that Is not prepared t<
form,
the
surface
O
O"
certainly know what to take,
hand out fresh, crisp bills and newl_>
consisting of numer­
then take it —Ayer’s Sarsa­
minted coin in return for a mixed up
ous projecting
badly written, Ink bedaubed check
parilla. If you doubt, then
points. If a person
Women object strenuously to tnakint. In haste picks up the poison bottle in
consultyourdoctor. \Ceknow
out tliair own deposit slips and canno mistake for another potion he will be
what he will say about this
or will rot understand that the ban
lUickly apprised of the fact by the
request! them to do It for their owi dickers on the bottle. These stickers
grand old family medicine.
prote«*tlou. A great many women re will naturally Inform him at once that
Sold for over 60 years.
FOR CARTON TOPS OR SOAP WRAPPERS
quire the teller to make out their he has the wrong bottle, causing him to
From
"20-MULE-TEAM” BORAX PRODUCTS
Tbit 1« th* flrat qnestion your doctor would
checks. Not long ago a bank had an lrop It hastily and continue his search
ask: "Ara jrour bowels raguiar?” Ha knows
that dally action of the bowels la absolutely
‘•20-MULE-TEAM” Borax, H. 1 and -'-lb. Carton«. I'craxo Path Ponder. Violet Boric Talcum
amusing experience with n new depos­
essential to recovery. Keep your liver active
Powder, Boric Spangle». Boric Acid, Enraxaid Soap Powder. “20-MULE-TEAM" Soap, Queen of
and your bowels regular by uking laxative
The Oceaalna for It.
itor. She confeswd to the tidier tha'
Borax Soap, Boraxaid Laundry Soap. ‘20-MULE-TEAM” Soap Chip«.
doses of Ayer's Fills.
"He says he never prayed in all h Is
she did not know how to make a check
Send for 40-page Catalogue of 1,000 Valuable Premiums We Give Free
ife.”
and lie made It nut for her.' explninln
Ar«r Co., Lcw.ll. Miu.
nuf«otur«ro of
“What a monotonous existence ! Ap For Tops and Wrappers from '*20-MULE-TEAM” Borax Product«. You will find many article« of
as lie went along. Then lie handed I
HUR VIGOR.
Household and I'ersonal use that you can obtain ABSOLUTELY FREE. All you have to do it to
»’trendy he has never been In a tight SAVE
to her. saying: "Sign, madam, low.
AGUE CIRE.
YOUR TOPS OR WRAPPERS. Address
•i<e."—The Catholic Standard am)
CHERRY PECTORAL.
line, plena«1." She took the check nn
• PACIFIC COAST BORAX CO., Oakland, Cal.
delivered. tb< g.H>da all rjfbt, tot. wbe;* Times.
“George,” asked Mrs. Ferguson, “if I
A study of the United States report should want to put some money in the
on illiteracy reveals some Interesting bank while you are away how will I go
items. Iowa heads the list with only •bout it?"
"That’s easy, Laura,” sa id Mr. Fergu
23 illiterates to each thousand popula-
tlon, Louisiana at tlie other end of the son. “All you have to do is to go to the
list with 3M5 to each thousand. No bank, make a noise like a depositor, and
there will be somebody to see that you
State with
ipulsory education has
don't get away till you have got rid of
more than "k-t illiterates to the tbou- your money.”—Chicago Tribune.
•and. Tlie eighteen States without
compulsor.
iucatiun laws have from
Ill to 3S5 illiterates to each thousand
of population.
WŒNA WOMAN WITE5ACHKK
The
General Demand
.DOUGLAS
Pale, TTi/n J
Nervous ?
Is .«our n outh Ritullar In an; way to the al
If
mi i o dv « m | to wrnr n wobbly, unuaabie partial plate
or ill t ttm»:. ordinary bridge work. Ihe 1 r. d tee
•yatvn-. o*
“TEETH W.THCUr PLATES”
The rrmili of 21 yearn’ riper once. the new way of
rephu'lnx teeth in the n oiith teeth in 1a< '. teeth In
apienrHiice. teeth to chew your food upon, ae you
did upon ?our nntur. I o: «•-*
Our force ia no orgHn-
lied we < n <!o >otir entire crown, brlduv or plate
work in a dsy if n< • • ri
roitively painlcM vi-
trHctinj <W»ly high clam«, «eientiiiu work.
WJSE DINTAL CO., INC. *
Dr " A " i-e M in.T. r 2l)eAn»m Portland
Second I ItMir I
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