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About Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 188?-1910 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 24, 1908)
9 4W '» » ••• • THE MALI2NED EWER. - • Published Evtry. Thursday Evening by the iîecoici»r A cf ths i.’.’» anU L» 1 ly Ton- eorial Artiat. Company. The professional h ifoo.-i-t has a Managing Editor few jokes which have survived the fall of dynasties and the crash of worlds end which will pursuo the r Sui »< ripti'in, 91 50 par Yesr in A ivauce. Advertising Rati-s Msd»> triumphant career until Gabriel ap Ku-iwo 011 Application. Job Printiug a Speciidry pears with his official announce- fntersd at thè Bnndou l’oal rtice as Record Cirsi Mailer. yr.cnt, “Timo is,'time was, but tune shall be no more!” Sep'ember 24, 1908 One of tliL-ie jokes relates to the THURSDAY loquacity of barbers. Because of the industrious professional humor T he contract has been let for the .The excursion business alone woulc ist tho tonsorial artist has to live r«»’-v school building and now thert >ay a fair dividend on t reasonable down a worldwide reputation for idle, superfluous and unprofitable .. .i..d Le nothing in the way oi mtlay for a railroad to this place. conversation. pushing the enterprise to comple Have you ever seen a barber who talked too much? The Gazette nev W e are informed that the book- 1 ,n. There are perha; s some dis- er has. s.«iisti»d parties over the situation as et advertising Bandon, which is When you go into the temple of t'-'r 'never fails to be in su»h ; being gotten out by the Warren the barber to have an operation per formed upon your aching whiskers but be that as it may, the out Publicity Co. of Portland i-> well un you will find him and his associates t»« do is lor ail to lend then ler way and will be ready for dis attending to their work quietly and u.duci.ee toward pushing the gout« ci ution soon. Ti is will be one of industriously. If they are not busy they will all go quietly to their u«ak along. Bandon needs a new the finest woiks ever sent out by chairs, treating you with pleasant : <>ol house and we are going to my coast town and will tell some- courtesy, but not volunteering any conversation. If you insist upon dis i.^te one, and it should be the de 'ling about the many advantages cussing the living issues of the day : it : ol eve, y one to see it completes >f Bandon and surrounding country. while your alfalfa is being mown you will probably have an attentive . the earliest possible date. Wha It will be an excellent thing and will listener, but there will be no de i.< the opinion ot a few people uortl >e the means of doing much good. bate. The barber who is making y.i.cu «he education of the young \ll that Bandon and vicinity med is your face look human will let you do the talking. ■ t vderation is at stake? Everybody «roper advertising and the rest will Manv worthy old men and women who shave themselves or don’t shave wai ts the new school house and wi ake care cf itself. it all have a deep seated idea that 1 '-re the people will stand back 01 i ' '.rber shop is a wicked sort of W. R. H earst , the millionaire p’-'ce, where people read .-porting i«.< board in every move they make lewspaper man and campaign inan- papers and tell yellow stories and T he voters of Bandon iger <>l the Independence League exchange spavined jokes. ’I his is also entirely erroneous. Pink pa 1 1 lie called upon to vote ’arty is succeeding in keeping hiin- pers are no Ion; « r seen in first rate elf in the limelight, by making barber shops, and the customer giv e I V < barter, and it is Co be en to vulgar language would soon ensational charges against leading be made to understand that his l'< It .id who are entitled to nen of both parties. Even Bryan patronage was not wanted at such a \ I c i- t liis ballot one way place. 4 .1 r. I hi* charter should carry md Taft come in for their share There are low down barber shops, . , I no doubt w ill At this election if the tongue lashing, and the wav just as there are low down drug Oi.'.y th • changing of the- charte) he is going after Senator Foraker of stores, hotels and grocery stores. But in the places of the better class There are lots ol the atmosphere is always good and v, 11 be an issue and if carried wil Ohio isn’t slow. i cult in chang ng Bandon from an people who do not know who Mr. clean, and the proprietors, being decent and respectable themselves, lIKu rporated town to a city, witl Hisgen the Independence Leagni do not want the money—or the con m >yor and other officers necessarx 1 andidate for president is, but they versation—of those who are not de cent and respectable. 1 the su cesstul running of a city ill know who Hearst is and he will So much for men who have been he advantage and ne ?essi’y of thi continue to let them know. While misrepresented and inaligned by jay c n easily be seen. There will b< Hearst has not so many personal humorists.—Emporia Gazette. Th«re are many imitations of De 1 ..thing done at this election re admirers, y et he is doing some hard work, and although there is not . win'« Carpolized Wit« L Ii z i y tiding the taking in of more terri Saive but just one original. Nothing t«rv, but another election for tha ghost of a show for his party o wi«. el.-.e is just as good. Insist 00 De at the coming election, he may f-pose will be held later on witt's. It is cleansing, cooling aud spring some surprises on electio oiling. Sold by Bandon Ei Co WHAT IS BEST FOR INDIGESTION? S enator Foraker, of Ohio, ap day. JE KOPy, - - - os. rs to be in great trouble just a >.«.uent over alleged money receive» iroin Standard Oil. It has alway h'*n known that the senator wn i. end’y to corporations a u tha : • fought the Roosevelt lef rr ...asures in Congress with all th powers that he could swing into oemg. Perhaps he ..as afraid o ‘«eing found out before this. It rc .na ned for William Randolph Hearst i’:e great sensational newspaper man, .. pitulist and campaign manager 01 tue independence League Party, to expose Mr. Foraker. If Foraker is c ilty, and he seems to have dif ’ city in proving his innocence, R ailroad men and a Sta J ir. Oil man were in Paudon Tuesday, but they were in a big Lurry and no one seemed to be able to get any in formation as to their object in com ing, but it is naturally presumed that there will be something doing in rail road circles do an in this neck of the woods before long. Made=to=Order Clothes are not expensive when mnde by ChicHgo’s famous merchant tai lors, Ed. V. Price & Co., of whom we are exclusive local represent- ative. They operate on such an immense scab- and have such perfect facilities that a Very Reasonable sum wiJ? purchase as fine a tail o. _d-to-measure suit as can be ;ade — having high quality of $ loth, beautiful shape, perfect fit and unquestioned style. Letter-heads, Lr velopes,Billheads Statements, Pos ters, Cards, Etc. Get something special, personally selected from the Price exclusive style plates and 500 beatliftil Fall cloths. We invite your atten tion*^ lily to fabrics Nos. 4657, 4734, 4755, IF YOU ARE our OF ANY OF 4846, 4920. THE ABOVE MENTIONED IT MIÓHT BE A WISE move on YOUR PART TO COME IN NOW AND Better goods for the same money The same goods lor less money PLACE YcUR ORDER AS WE HAVE JU-ST RECEIV ED ANOTHER SMITH BROS. & SIDWELL BANDON OREGON OF ALL KIND5 Or* 0T0CK L'J T Davidson Coquille River Transportation * I Lave used Dr. King's Ni w Co.’« Schedule Life Pi! a for many yams, with in- creueuug satisfaction They take the 6:00 a in kiokn out ot stomach liver b nd bow- Favorite leaves Bandon 4 ( < Í C.quille 9:00 a 111 els .without tuss or fr.ctioi!,“ says 4 < I N. H. Browu, of l’ittsfleld, Vi, Bandon i :oo p n: Guaranteed satisfactory ut Lowe's 4 4 < 4 Coquille 4:00 p m Drugstore. 25-. Dispatch leaves Bandon 7 :oo a tn A SURE-ENOUGH KNOCKER “ “ Coquile 1.00 p m J Goodwin, of Reidsville. N. C, Liberty leaves Coquille 7:03 a 111 say»-: ‘Buckten's Arnica Halve Is " “ Bandon i :oo p in a Bure-enough knocker for ulcers A I ------- OOO------- bad ot-e cnu.o on uij leg last b 11 Ill Passengers going on the Favorite The Dime Theater iutr, but iLut wonderful blljvn at 6:45 am can get a train for knocked it out in a few rounds. Nut Marshfield and have three hours The Dime Theater has moved eveD a tear reupiitiol.,’ Guaranteed and fifteen minutes on the bay and from ti e opera house to the building f«r piles, seres, tan us etc. 25c. nt return same day. across the street from the Bank of Lowe's drug st >r *. Bandon and are now as before giving A TRAVELING MAN’S EXPERIENCE HOWTO GET STRONG ‘I 11 iwt tell y cu of my ex i eiience two shows every evening. Those I’. J. Daly, of 1217 W. Congress IcuudO R. A N. train who have attended these shows are unmiKint Peudleti n io Lu Grande, On«,” St. Ct-icag >. t'-lls of a way to b«» t.»cn he should be ostracized Iron Very well pleased and speak in the foiu wr tea Sain A. Garber, 11 well known come al long: Hesuya: ‘‘My moth»«. «expectable society, and his political highest terms of the excellent treat traveling mini. • 1 was in the smok wlo is old 1 nJ was very feeble, is ing department with sum»» other di livin ’ so rnneb benefit from Elec career, should, and will be at an ment and the fine entertainment. traveling iupu when one of them trio Bitts», tl.at 1 feel it is my duly went out into the coach and came end. back tmd sa d, ‘There is a woman to tell those who need a tonic and Cholera Raging in Manila sick u..to death in tho car.* I at once st ro gtben t g medicine about it. got up and went out. found i.< r very Io try mother's ri se a niark«d gain 1 hat Ba.tdon will be a great Manila, P. I , Sept 19—Since 8 ill with cramp colic, her Lauds « nd in flesh hits resulted, insomnia has nmer resort as soon as we get i o,clock this morning, 38 cases of arms were draw u up so yon coni I be-n overcome, 1 nd rhe is sleadiR «^7road so that people can get in cholera and 17 deaths have been re nut straighten them, and with a deathlike hok on for face, Two 01 growing stronger.” Electric Bitters <«ud out is a foregone conclusion ported. This is a material increase three ladies wi re workiug with Lei qni< kly remedy stuuiM-L trouble, Sold w e have the climate here to warrant djting the eleven hours over the aud giving her whiskey, 1 went tu liver and Kidney c< mplants. iny suit case and col my bottle of under guarantee at Lowe’s Drug record for the previous twenty-four it. and nothing could be more en Cliaitibet 1 dirs t.'olic 1 Clmlea 1.ml hours when only six deaths wen- Diarrhoea Remedy— 1 nexer travel Store. 20c. t'r ng to those who come from thi without it —ran to the water tank, reported. Kodol will, without doubt, mnkt put a doub'e dose of medicine in Lot interior, than the cool and sooth your stoninch strong nod will 11I ---- 000— the glass, poured some « water iLto it u.g sea breezes along the Bandon most instantly relieve yon of the stirre i it with a pencil, and . . then I Especial thanks arc due from us > each. Ti en too we have a beach to the Hearld for assistance extended bad quite a timj to get the ladies to symptoms of indigestion, Il will <1» get the ladies to let me give it to > <re, which f r its beauty and in regaining lost grounds sustained her, but 1 succeeded. I could at this bt cause it is made up of tl » natural digestive juices of th» p.andness has no superior and many while our plant was under lease. We due»« see th«- effect and 1 worked stomach «0 combine«! th it it com wite her, rtibb.ug her hands, aod in ; *npie who have visited all the are getting the office cleaned, and twenty minutes I gav»> her auothei pletely digests the food just as the w ill soon be able to raise onr publica dose, By tins Um«» wo were almost stoinneh will do it. so you see K «<1 ' I . aches on the Pacific coast say that tion to its former standard, although in Lo Gntmli*, when- 1 wae to h ave I can't fail to 1 elp yon n Las no equal. With such advan job work is pilr g in upon us, a fact th»* Irani. 1 gave the botlle to tlir ami help yon promptly. It is s««ld husband to be used in case anotbeo t.iges as these there is nothing that we not in the least regret says the dose should be needed, but by the , here by Bandon Drug Go. «.un stop it from being one oi the Coquille Sentinel. We are glad to see time the train reached L<> Grande she whs alright, and 1 receive. 1 the gieatest resorts on the coast, as soon the two County seat papers working thanks of ever; passenger tn th»« MRS GERALDINE MORRIS, car. ” For sal«« l»y (J. Y. Lowe. so harmoniously- together and glad as the proper transportation facili VOICE OTJLT’CTR.K that they are prospering with lot of t e« can be had. Fven as it is, peo Notice Of Settlement Artistic Singing with Pure job work. Italian Method. I ple flock here during the hot season I have sold the Bandon Hardware Bishop Scadding will hold servi Will be at Mr«, Stevenson'« V/edn- Ly the hundreds, but when the rail- ces in St John s Church on Tuesday Co st« ie and nil accounts mad«-prior day» and Thursdays. to Sept. 14th are how due and pay toad gets here they will come by the September 29th at io a. ■ m and 7:30 able to me. Land for sale n «mali tracts ¡.e 1 huusandk and tens of thcusands P- m- T. VV. R obison town. A. Hab-rly Allen & David<n hav«- moved J.cir store into the new Laird Lowe Building air I are ready to receive their pat rons their patrons there with full uc.v line of the best in Groceries, I . 1 its an Vege’. ib! . Everything for the table. Don't foig«-t the ch.u.ged location. k» Oakes Sieal Estete Co CWaRflTSiT i - tl — ~ w it > : ..untz. We have lie only lots within the Town Limits of B.uidoa ■OTT n wnnM r"v :v It yc-u want results list with sold on the instalment plan. us. If you want to buy improve J or unimproved prop erty, business lots or bus nes; chances, come and see us we have them. Tin largest list in Bandon to select Rents collected and interests from, and always changing. of non residents looked after. General information bureau and Notary Pubic. Edward E. Oakes, BANK BOARD Oi Manager OF BANDON DIRECTORS: J. I. Kronmlxtrg, President. J. Denholm, President; L. J. Fahy, Cashier; Frank I lam, T. P Hanfy. Vi<e A genera! banking business tran.-a* lev! and customer# given every accommodation ron- ¿•t**nt with «afe and congervativ* banking CORRESPONDENTS: .nr The American National Bank, of San Francisco, Calii; Na onal Bank. l’«"tlan<l. O’ o The Cha.r Netional Bank, of New York 4? «I « : • • • •41» % •• • • o * •• •• o • • ♦ • • 9 •• •V ». ’ • % • « • • •• 9 « • _ •• • * 4 0