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About Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 188?-1910 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 17, 1908)
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THURSDAY A ccor ding to government re water on the bar at low tide and port Oregon has nearly three million there is sufficient amount at high tide other to let such ocean going steamers as apple trees in bearing and This the Elizabeth, Bandon, and Fi- biate h is more bearing apple trees lield, and such schooners as the than Washington and about the Advance, Ruby, Oregon and others same as California, and during the in and out with the greatest ot ease, fruits in a comparative ratio. in tact the past few years has made great gains and the end is not yet u.i both states, and the work of set possibilities of the Bandon harbor ting out fruit is hardly commenced 1 I ire only beginning to be realized Coos and Curry counties, and the next ten years will see de al <ie, will be the scene of millions velopments that will be surprising The great of Iruit trees in the not far to the most sanguine. distant future, and the variety advantage this harbor hasovet Coos as yet. o. iruit that can be raised her. , if the Bay and others is the fact that our proper care is taken of the orchards, bar is so short and is much more better than can easily controlled than any of the any other section others. Ten thousand dollars spent wid l>e equal to or i e raised in The raising of grain will be a source here will do more toward making of i nmeiue wealth, as will also the a fit st class haibor than a hundrec d ,iry industry. Coquille River Transportation Co,’« Schedule Truly Oregon, and i thonsand dollars would do for Coos especially Coos and Curry counties ! Bay, and a less amount than it are only in the beginning of their ; vould take to put the latter har- I l>or in first class condition would so gie<i wealth | roducing history. completely clean and dredge the T he Coquille Sentinel says that Coquille river that large vessels the Bandon R ecorder gave a could go clear to Coquille with ease. ''garbled and purposely colored re The pile jetty that is to be construc port” of the last game between Co ted here will be a good starter for quille and Bandon. ‘ The esteemed larger things that are sure to come contemporary” and the fans in gen to this harbor within the next ten eral have to say something to ease years. Truly Bandon, Coquille and their sting of conscience over the .Myrtle Point are destined to become treatment accorded the Bandonians, I great business centers when the so they accuse us of “yellowism.” proper amount of work on the har The fact remains, however, that bor at this point has been done. everybody in Coquille knows that their ball team never had a look-in fall of dynasties aud the crash of worlds and which will pursue their triumphant career until Gabriel ap pears with his official announce ment, “Time is, time was, but time shall be no more I” One of these jokes relates to the loquacity of barbers. Because of the industrious professional humor ist the tonsorial artist has to live down a worldwide reputation for idle, superfluous and unprofitable conversation. Have you ever seen a barber who talked too much ? The Gazette nev er has. When you go into the temple of the barber to have an operation per formed upon your aching whiskers you will find him and his associates attending to their work quietly and industriously. If they are not busy they will ail go quietly to their chairs, treating you with pleasant courtesy, but not volunteering any conversation. If you insist upon dis cussing the living issues of the day while your alfalfa is being mown you will probably have an attentive listener, but there will be no de bate. The barber who is making your face look human will let you do the talking- Many worthy old men and women who shave themselves or don’t shave at all have a deep seated idea that a barber shop is a wicked sort of place, where people read sporting papers and tell yellow stories and exchange spavined jokes. This is also entirely erroneous. Pink pa pers are no longer seen in first rate barber shops, and the customer giv en to vulgar language would soon be made to understand that his patronage was not wanted at such a place. There are low down barber shops, just as there are low down drug stores, hotels and grocery stores. But in the places of the better class the atmosphere is always good and clean, and the proprietors, being decent and respectable themselves, do not want the money—or the con versation—of those who are not de cent and respectable. So much for men who have been misrepresented and maligned by jay humorists.—Emporia Gazette. A story is told of an Englishwo w th the Bandon team, and only for templating building railroads through man who visited Washington and was taken to luncheon in the capi the fact that they were presented every nook and corner in the state tal restaurant by a senator whom with the game that should have been of Oregon. Let them get busy anc she knew. When her friends after These two ward asked her how she enjoyed the played at Bandon July 5th after our the sooner the better. luncheon she said: “I enjoyed every team had been generous enough to railroad magnates have been scrapp thing, but I was disappointed be umpired the last game of the season, ritory. There has been intimations Coquille carried off the pennant. of a |>eacetul and amicable settlement played on of all differences between these two equal footing the pennant would have men, but the facts will hardly beat out the statement and here's hoping come to Bandon. they won’t settle until the people II the games had been B andon |>eople as a rule have a of Oregon and other states so badly great appreciation for things beau in need of railroads get all they need. tiful and each year sees a great im The more Hill and Harriman scrap, provement over the preceding year and the harder they grind their in the way of nice lawns, gardens, teeth at each other, the better >t will There are some people here, be for Oregon. however, the same as in other places, B oth Bryan and Tait will make who do not see the need or necessity m J beautifying their homes, and it is campaign tours of the country be etc to such that we would urge the idea tween now and November and there of nicer and better homes. It not have been overtures made, trying to only adds to the appearance of get the two big men together in a things, but puts a greater commercial joint debate, but this is not a prob value on the property so that all ability as there would be a neces concerned in the work, and all money sity of more or less personality and expended will be more than repaid to mud slinging which would do neither the owner of the property. There man or his party any good. Both is no city or town that is more pic Bryan and Taft realize this and it is turesquely located or has more na not probable that either would be tural beautv than Bandon. All we willing to enter into a joint debate. need to make a city of which every With each man making his own < i 4 4 » « 6:00 a 9:00 a in i :oo p in Ccquille B andon 4 :oo p in Coquille Disjlatch leaves Bandon 7 :oo a in •• Coquille i .00 p in Liberty leaves Coquille “ “ Bandon 7 :oo a in i :oo p in 4 4 « 4 “ Passengers going on the Favorite at 6:45 a in can get a train for Marshfield and have three houis and fifteen minutes on the bay and return same day. Kodol will, without doubt, make your stomach strong and will al most instantly relieve yon of the symptoms of indigestion. It will do this because it is made op of the natural digestive juices of tlie stomach so combined that it com pletely digests ttie food just as I lie stomach will do it, so ji>n see Kodol can't fail to teip yon It is sold aod help you promptly. here by Bandon Drug Co. MRS GERALDINE VOICE •« ••• i Very Reasonable sum will purchase as fine a tail ored-to-measure suit as can be made — having high quality of cloth, beautiful shape, perfect fit and unquestioned style Get something special, personally selected from the Price exclusive style plates and 500 beautiful Fall cloths. We invite your atten tion ^especially to fabrics Nos. 4657, 4734, 4755. 4848, 4920. Better goods for the same money MORRIS. CULTURE The same goods for less money Artistic Singing with Pure Italian Method. SMITH BROS. & SIDWELL Will be at Mrs. Stevenson’s Wednes days and Thursdays. OREGON BANDON The Recorder Alien & Davidson cause there was no terrapin. I have heard so much of your American terrapin, and I really wanted to try it. I think I ate a little of every thing they brought on except one thing. It was something dark and fat looking, served in a small dish. It looked rather dreadful, so I did not try it. I was waiting for the terrapin, but there was none.” “Why,” Baid one of the American friends, “that dark, fat looking stuff was terrapin I” The Englishwoman looked very much disappointed. “Really*’* she said. “Was it really? Was that terrapin? I’m so sorry I didn’t try it. I fancied they’d bring it on whole, roasted, like goose.” Allen & Davidson have moved their store into the new Laird-I.owe Building aud are ready to receive their pat rons their patrons there with full new line of the best in Groceries, Fruits and Vegetables. Everything for the table. Don’t forget the changed location. I Okes Real Agents for Sole Agenta for Connecticut Fire Insurance ■•war« «f th« Talk Wlr« Old. “You know that red headed cash ier that had the nerve to complain of me to the boas the other day,” said the girl at the telephone desk. “Well, I got even with him, all right. He isn’t married, but he’s got a best girl. Her father owns a shoe factory over in Jersey and rich—my I Well, she called him up the other afternoon at her usual time. ‘Is Mr. Smith there?* she asks in her most romanticist voice, ‘Yes,* I answers, just as honey like as she. ‘It’a his wife wants him, isn’t it?* With that Miss Girl hung up with such a jerk my ear hurt. Smith goes around wondering why she does not call him up. Every time he dares he says to me, ‘Has any one called me on the phone, Miss Limit?’ And I look as inno cent as a kid and shake my head, ‘No.* I tell you, us telephone girls can turn ‘joy to the bride* into ‘nothin* doin’ ’ any time we please, lie for us.”—New York Times. s Woolen^ Mill Addtion. Oakes Addition. Company. St. Paul Fire & Marine In insurance Company. Breakwater Phenix Fire Insurance Co. Addition. We have the only lots within the Town Limits of Bandon Letter-heads, En velopes,Billheads Statements, Pos ters, Cards, Etc. sold on the instalment plan. US. If you want results list with If you want to buy improved or unimproved prop erty, business lots or business chances, come and see us we have them, The largest list in Bandon ’to select from, and always changing, Rents collected and interests of non-residents looked after. IF YOU e • • • are not expensive when made by Chicago’s famous merchant tai lors, Ed. V. Price & Co., of whom we are exclusive local represent- atlve. They operate on such an immense scale and have such perfect facilities that a P. J . Daly of 1217 W. Congrevs St . Chicago, tells of a way to I m - eouieslioug: Hesays: “My mot lie; who in old and was very feeble, in deriving so much lienetit from Elec tric Bittern, that 1 feel it is my duty to tell those who need a tonic and strengthening medicine about it. In my mother's case a marked gain in rtesh has resulted, insomnia has been overcome, aud she is steadily growing stronger.” ’ Electric Bittern quickly remedy stomach trouble. ’S'-ts liver and Ki Iney COlUp < Sold under guarantee i nt Lowe’s Drug Store. 20c. General information bureau and Notary Pub’ic. Edward E. Oakes, BANK Manager OF HAWIM4W BANDON ORKGOM Capital, «25,4MM» BOARD OF CARGO •• Made-to=Order Clothes HOW TO GET STRONG visitors will tour it is easy for the people to either appreciate, is for each property hear or read their positions on the ARE OUT or any or owner to keep his own lots up to various issues ot the day and will not cause any the standard. embarassment to THE ABOVE MENTIONED either candidate, Bryan is a good IT MIGHT BE A WI5E W hen the first work was done man, so is Taft. Either one would P«rplax«d. on the bar at the mouth of the Co move on YOUR. PART do what he thought was best for A Frenchman in conversation quille river there was only four feet the people and neither one will with a friend said: “I am going to TO COME IN NOW AND of water and it was thought at that be fed around by any corporations eave my hotel. I paid my bill yes- PLACE YOUR ORDER A5 time that only very small rafts and or trusts. The election will prob erday and asked the landlord, 'Do owe you anything ?’ He said, *You cat boats would be all that could ably he closer this year than it has Are square.’ ‘That’s strange/ said WE HAVE JU5T RECEIV ; ‘I have lived long and never knew ED ANOTHER aver be successfully brought into been for several campaigns, and both ’ was square before.’ Then, ae I this harbor, but behold what a are in the race with the determination was going away, he shook my hand, revolution a few years and a little to win. It will be a neck and neck saying, ‘I hone you’ll be round again race with the chances in favor of soon.’ I said, ‘I thought you said I work has brought forth, At the Taft, although it is generally con was square.’ He laughed and re present time, according to govern- * ceded that he will nt t' have a walk plied, ‘When I said I hopad yoa’d or ALL KlNDaSoE .STOCK ■» round again soon I Msat 1 ment report, there are twelve feet of away. J. hoped you wouldnl k» one will feel proud, and id The Dish th« Mi«««d. H ill and Harriman are both con give them an exhibition game on the mg in the east and we hope they wil Fourth, and the fact that Washburn carry the tight right into this ter 4 4 » DIRECTORS: J L. Kronenberg, Pre*idrnt J. Denholm, President; F. J. Fahy, Cashier; Frank Flam, T. P Manly. A general banking business transacted and customers given every accommodation1con sistent with safe and conservativ- banking The Aaienaa National Bank, of San Frgnciaco, (alii. CORRESPONDENTS: Merchant« National Rank. Portland. Oregon. The Chase National Bank, of New York.. • • « • • • • • ••• • • • • • • « ••• • •• • • • • • • •• • •4 Vice
