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AN HONEST DOCTOR ADVISED PE-RU-NA. F,<l>r<*atable Esperiuientin*. How the Dirt Files at Paaama. T Tn the entire realm of scientific In Lieuteunnt-Colouel George Geothals, vestigation there is nothing more inter chairman ss<l chief engineer of the R. SYLV ESTE R H. H Si ITH, Room esting and marvelous than the growth Istbni. I .commission. told Pivsi 218, Granite Ulock, St. Louis, Mo., and development of ¡Hants from the dent Roosevelt late in January that waites: **Reruns is the best friend a begir uhig or the germination of the before January 1, 11115, the ditch which sick man can have. seed to the reproduction of the germ., is to bisect I lie vertebrae of tlie Auierl “A few months ago I came here In t Each species of plant has its distinct can continent will be completed und wretched condition. Exposure and “I did not see you in church last that all will be in readiness for the ive character and life habits and'only dampness had ruined my once robust Sunday.” "I do nut doubt it. I took first tr p to make the little pleasure flourishes where natural conditions are health. I had catarrhal affections of Journey from the Atlantic to the Pa favorable to its growth. To attain any up the collection.”—Bohemian. Do you pin your hat to your the bronchial tubes, and for a time there degree of perfection, the soli und clim Caller (to child)—Is this papa's little cific, so writes Roy Crandall iu th«' was a doubt as to my recovery. own hair? Can’t do it? ate combined must be such as the boy or mamma’s little boy? Child— Technical World Magazine. Inasmuch “My good honest old doctor advisee Haven’t enough h lir? It must Feet of the Horne. as tlie colonel is noted for conservatism ¡•niino; tlie judge hasn't decided jret — plants require, although a moderate de- mo to take Peruna, which I did and in The usefulness of a horse depends gree of success may be attained When ' I.ill-. and caution, it is believed that he feels be you do not know Ayer’s a short time my health began to im prove very rapidly, the bronchial largely upon the quality of his feet. If either of these factors are riot exactly Hyker—Bronson tells me he is taking deep down in his own heart that at Hair Vigor! Here’s an intro trouble gradually-disappeared, and in they are sound and well taken care of suited to its growth, but where both mud baths now. Pyker—Why, 1 thought least a year will be cut from that esti duction! May the acquaint three mouths my health was fully re he Is able to travel and work well, are deficient In any considerable de- lie was out of politics.—Chicago Daily mate. but if they are defective and neglected gree the plant can not be successfully News. ance result in a heavy growth stored. Fit« for Him. “Accept a grateful man’s thanks for his usefulness is impaired and he can grown, except by artificial means of rich,thick,glossyhair! And Human Pincushion What has be- She—It's funny you should be so tall. his restoration th perfect health.” not be depended on in any emergency, whereby the necessary natural condi ;<ome of the glass eater? we know you’ll never be gray. I Your brother, the artist, is short, isn ’ t as he is liable, when his services are tions are created. If the chemical coin- Pc ru nu for His Patients. Sword Swallower Got a job as base lie? He (absently) — Yes, usually. — •• T think that Aver’* H Hr Vigor Is tho most A. W. Perrin, M. D. 8., 980 Halsey most needed, to become partially if not position of the soil is favorable, and w<»!•«!• I t u I hair grow vr 11 it w .«. «• ver ilia- e I ball umpire for the season. I 11 11 u t h j wholly disabled, resulting iu serious climatic conditions unfavorable, the Town and Country. St., Brooklyn, N. Y., says: Human Pincushion Queer job for a tian ■ • w i th it. 1 “I am using your Peruna myself, ana loss to his owner. But few horses are latter can be created artificially—such "Has tlie patient a generous reserve cheerfully r«*r«irim» n<1 t « splendid prepa glass eater, isn't it? ration." I ikk ’K, Wayland, Mich, am recommending it to tny patients in born with perfect feet, yet the defects as protection from cold and excessive force, nurse?” “No, doctor; he has Sword Swallower—Not at all. When all cases of catarrh, and find it to be by careful trertment are often entire ? A ver Co-, Lowell, Mu«, heat and lack of moisture—and, like nothing but a mean temperature.”— tlie bleacherites start throwing bottles m.oiufacturürö of more thun you represent. Peruna can ly cured; also many horses with sound Baltimore American. wise, if the soil is deficient in the at him he'll just smile and swallow SARSAPARILLA. be had now of all druggists in this sec I hoofs are practically ruined by the Grace—So yon have at last made up them. PILLS. tion. At the time 1 begun using it, it ignorance or carelessness of black- chemical elements which the plant re CUI KRY PECTORAL. quires, they can be added to, but in your mind to marry Jack? Lola—Yes, was unknown.’’ C'ltiaae of the Trouble. I smiths. «•¡filer ease the process is laborious and I'm tired of having him hang around Tlie visiting parson was handing The proper shoeing of horses and the exiiensive and th«» results unsatisfac the house every evening.—Chicago Daily vi.t No. 1313 consolation iu small Climatic I’rodiKnllty. general care of their feet is a matter tory. All plants are Indigenous to News. E. BURTON.—Assayt'f a»* 1 Chemist, M OWAKD l-vailville, <’« . io. K|»e iid 1 prh«‘t: Gold, chunks. "I am older than I look," said the mat that should receive the strict attention certain kinds of soil, and all soils are silver, i. «ni. :'»•*• «i, Mhvr, I ; ; »«»Id, 6o«- ; Zinc of "Don't you ever get homesick, cap "You should not complain, my tnis- («.pp.r.v’. I '.mi-le ron at whose house the sewing circle had j of every farmer, and yet, as a rule, bMi Mailing < uveiopv» and pi list «lA iit ou ai , iieatl. ri. Control und Um« met. "More than forty winters have I it is wofully neglected. The farmer especially adapted to the growth of tain?" asked the passenger on tlie ocean guided friend.” he said. “It is better imi f»ire work BoUciiud. l.viuruuuvt < urbuuuie Nar certain kinds of plants, and nature can liner. "No; I'm never home long loHul liank. passed over my head.” should have knowledge of the natural not be improved upon in any way, nor enough,” replied the captain.—Ex to take things as you find them.” “Then you haven’t lived long in this “Youse is on de wrong track, parson,” j formation of a horse's foot, so as to be can her deficiencies be successfully change. climate, if that's all,” observed the elderly replied th«» prisoner. "It was practicin’ spinster. "I've sometimes seen as many 1 able to determine whether the animal remedied by artificial means. In order, Bronson—My next-door neighbor is dat theory dat got me pinched.” Is being properly shod or not, and as forty winters here in one spring.” therefore, to tie successful in his busi ARRANGE TO STOP AT while that is being done he should ness, the farmer must “keep close to always looking ahead for trouble. Ft. Vitus’ Dan«"© and all Nervous DU^a es Woodson—For example. Bronson—• Pereona Au Gratin« permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Gr« at never go away and leave the smith to bond for FKEE |2trlal bottlo and "I haven’t heard of you going out to slight the work to get through witif it nature and mark well her ways.” lie Well, this morning I saw him sharp treatise. Restorer. PARK AND ADDER STS. Dr. It. IL Klin« , Ixl., UJ1 Arch bL, l'Ullu.,1 a must raise only such crops as are best ening his lawn mower. Subbub's to dinner lately.” or butcher its feet if he does not un adapted to the soil of his farm, in ac A New and Modern European Hotel, catering Oiiiia.ioii. of ItlMtiiry. “No; he says I can’t do that any derstand his business. Miss DeMuir—I wisli I could think particularly to State people. A refined place for cordance with ills experience, and Tlie war correspondents were compli more.” ladies visiting the city, close to the chopping of some new and unusual birthday pres While no definite rules for shoeing “Why, I though you were his closest horses can be given, some general prin wholly refrain from extensive experi ent to surprise mamma with this year. menting ('apt. Molly Pitcher on the con center. Hates reasonable. Free Bus. spicuous courage she had displayed at the ments with such as are of doubtful friend. What's the matter?” N. K.. CLARKE, (late of Portland Hotel) Mgr. Mr. S[>oonniore—-How do you think battle of Monmouth. ciples are acknowledged by all com "He tells me their cook doesn't like petent liorseshoers, namely, tlie heel utility. she’d like a son-in-law? “It was nothing,” she said. “I merely me.”—Philadelphia Press. Keep« Chicken« at Home. should never tie cut except to remove Cleverton (who lias hired a taxa- wanted to show that my other name isn't An Iowa man has designed an anti a ragged point. The same is true of meter cab to propose In)—Say “yes,” Coddle.” Little Mrs. Hunter had heard so For, verily, true bravery, unlike genius, many Jokes about the brides who the frog, which Is an elastic cushion, nytng chicken-wing attachment having darling? Miss Calumet—Give me time vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up. in view to prevent the annoyance ami intended to reduce the impact of a sud to think. Cleverton — Heavens! But couldn't market successfully that she Didn't Like tlie Phraae. damages Incident not in here! Consider tlie expense!— made up her mind that the first re den shock to the foot. The butteris “Charlie, dear,” said young Mrs. Tor- to chickens scratch Life. quest she made of the market man Is an instrument that may do an im ing in your neigh would show her to be a sophisticated mense amount of damage in the hands The Lady (to hastily-retreating bur kins, “«lid you say this til» on the race« bor's garden. The glar)—Pardon me, lint won't you please was a 'lead pipe?’” housewife. "Send me, please,” she of an Incapable operator. Much mis "Yes.” device is attached wait till my husband sees you? I told said, “two French chops and one hun chief is done by it every day. “Well. I don't pretend to expert When the toe is too long and projects to the chicken's him there was some one in tlie house, dred green peas.”—Judge. tieyond the hoof, it causes stumbling wing. It is made and he said “Rubbish!”—Harper’s Ba knowledge. But lead pipe somehow sug surer ora.p, gests plumbers. And plumbers are al and it should be shortened. A hot iron of parallel pieces zar. • “One objection to your poem,” said th« ways expensive.”-—Washington Star. should never be applied to the foot to St. Helen’s Hall, Portland, Or. of wire bent into editor, glancing through the manuscript, Dick—You look worried, old fellow. Resident end Day School for Girl«. tlie form of an el- Wick—I have cause for worry. Dick “is that Whittier once wrote a poem em ascertain its evenness, as many black Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Boothing Catalogue on Request. smiths do merely to save time, when bow, witii a hook at the bend. the b.-s' remedy to use for their ell idx u bodying substantially the same ideas,” —What's tlie trouble? Wick -My wife Syrup luring the teething per.od. “I)o you mean to say, sir," thundered they know it is not right. A seared To apply the attachment to a chick says if I don't accompany her to tlie the six-foot caller, “that I------ ” surface between the hoof and the shoe en's wing It is slipped over the wing, Mutual Reluctance. seashore this summer she'll stay at “But you have improved on them, my makes the contact less perfect and the “Here is my seat, madam, but candor and by placing the parallel sides toward home. dear sir,” hastily interposed the editor; shoe necessarily less rigid than it ought compels me to say that I think you are each other the hook can be snapped iu “you have improved on them immensely.” to be. Boy (who lias been naughty and sent as well able to stand as I am.” position and retained by the resiliency “Politeness compels me to say 'Thank The outside of the hoof should not be of tlie wire. The hook will be on the out into the garden to find a switch Can Such Thins. tlet to punish him with)—Oh, mummy, I you, sir.’ ”—Chicago Tribune. “O, Johnny, Johnny!” sighed Mrs rasped more than is necessary to cliiicb inner corner of the wing and will pre Lapsling. "You’re so awfully hard ot the nails, as this thins the crust and re vent the device from slipping off. The couldn't And a switch anywhere, but London theaters, music halls and con shoes. This is the second pair I’ve bought duces the strength of the bearing sur chicken will thus be prevented from here's a stone you can throw at me.—• cert halls provide seating accommodation you since we had that equinuptial atom face of the foot. Weakening and decay spreading the wing ns required to fly Punch. for 327,000 people. ••THE SCHOOL OF QUALITY” in March!” Physician—Well, what do you com are sometimes' the result of tills prac and thereby unable to get over a fence plain of? Policeman — Sleeplessness, tice. Oil applied to the hoofs occasion Better each year, and larger. We now Presumption. Into the neighbor’s garden. doctor. Physician—At what time do have two floors 6’> x 100 feet. Thorough I’histy—I suppose you think that if you ally during dry weather is beneficial. you go to bed? Policeman—Oh, I don’t had the regulating of the universe you It counts in the I work tells the story. Houten of Corn Cob«. To Tell a llorae’a Age. Tor Infanta and Children. could make some improvements on the end, and we admittedly lead in this re. In some parts of Europe corn cobs menu at night. I mean in daytime, present job, don't you? are used for building purposes. The while I’m on my beat. spect. Get our catalogue, penwork, etc., Kuphs—I don’t know about that, but I She (on her bridal tour)—Oh, Dan, cobs are collected and taken to a fac then judge for yourself as to quality. think I could suggest one change. 1 Bears the tory, where heavy compresses crust I'm so unhappy. Dan—Why. what is should like to have Chings so arranged A. P. ARMSTRONG, LL.B., Principal and mold them into blocks of various tlie matter, darling? She—If I am as Signature of that when a man is having a good time Tenth and Moirison - Portland, Oregoa sizes. Just as bricks are variously much to you as you say. yon can’t be the days would seem to pass slowly in sorry your first wife «lied, and that stead of quickly. I'm about to take a molded. These blocks are then bound No. 31-OS A. He Uixler.tood It. P N U vacation.” with wire so as to make them hold to makes you too brutal for me to love.— It was Dicky's first day at Sunday EN writing to ailvertlaara plea.e gether. They are then soaked in tar Life. school, and he was telling his mother Í 5 I tyn Groundless Fear. iV mention thin paper. to make them water-tight, and ere Doctor — The room seems cold, Mrs. about it. “I did think," said Cholly Snobberly, “They sung the funniest banquet song I ready for use after tills treatment. Of Hooligan. Have you kept the thermom “of going in for politics, but I was At four years old each jaw shows course, they are much lighter than eter at seventy, as I told you? Mrs. ever heard,” he said. Peniiltlea of Fume. a frit id I wouldn’t know Just how to “What was it?" she asked. four permanent teeth, whose tables are bricks, are always dry, and make good Hooligan—Sliure, an’ Oi liov, docthor. "Being the author of one of the 'best twent my inferiors, don’t y’ know.” Com- “‘Hold the Port; Fried Ham sellers’ of tlie year lias its drawbacks,” “Your inferiors?” remarked Sharpe worn to the same level. The dividers houses. This is but one of the very There's th’ devilish thing in a toombler inc!’ ” says a woman writer of popular books. “Oh, you wouldn't be likely to meet are worn upon both of their borders. many ways in which Europe shows a av warrum wuther at this blissid min- State of Ohio, City of Toledo «I. Looked at from the side, the corner greater economy than Amerca does. nut.—Judge. “Frequent requests for contributions of anv of them.” —Philadelphia Press. Lucas County. There is little over there which goes to ‘■'»eth are quite small. Mamma—Good gracious, Georgia 1 Frank J. < heuey riiakes onth that he is senior Hue's books to charity bazaars are a Crash! waste. Even the refuse and garbage What is the matter with Freddie partner of the firm 01 F. J. Cheney A Co., doing tax upon gootl nature -and tlie pocket- business in t lie City of Toledo, County and State The auto leaped from the high, steep of Paris is made to serve a purpose by Jones? Is the child having a tit? aforesaid, No matter how flattering such anil that said firm will pay the sum book. bank. of ONE Iit’NDRED DOLLARS for each and being burned and converted into pow Georgle—No, mamma. You know Fred Why, haven't you heard th« paneful every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by i demands may l>e, they are decide« iiy er. expel sive.” She went on to say that die stutters, and we bet lie couldn't say the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure. story? FRANK J. CHENEY. I (The pieces of glass are flying yet.) “altitudinously” before Bobbie ran Sworn to before me aim subscribed in my pres should she gratify all tlie persons who Coat of Ferdlng Henn. ence, this 6th day of Deeember A D 1886. wrote to her for copies of her books, It landed on a conservatory! Bulletin No. 115 from the West Vir twice around tlie block.—Puck. \ A. W. GLFASON. •—Chicago Tribune. (be'u•, Notary Public. "because they could not afford to buy Towne—Do you believe iu dreams? ginia Experiment Station gives the nail’s Catarrh Cure ¡«taken internally, and first year's record with <‘>00 hens. It Browne—-I used to, but I don’t any acts directly upon the blood and mucoiissur- them," and respond to tlie constant No Recourse. her taees of filesystem, semi fortestinionials free. calls to devote tlie children of gives pictures and descriptions of more. Town«?—Not as superstitious as “Johnnie, I think I hear a thief in F. J. CH EMEY & CO., Toledo,O. brain to charities, it would cost her houses. method of handling, amounts, you were, eh? Brown«?—Oh, it wasn't Sold brail d'uggists, 7’>c. the dark closet beneath the stairs.” Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation. from $400 to $5«Ml a year, wit bout kinds and cost of feed and egg produc a question of superstition. I was iu “I don't doubt it; I have known it counting tlie time lost in wrapping, tion. The cost of feed for the year love with one once, and she Jilted me.— was there for some time.” Too Monotonous. directing and stamping.—New York was Si) cents per head; total cost $1.42 The Catholic Standard and Times. “Telephone for the police!” “Yes," said Slnngey, “I tramped Press. per head. The fowls averaged 113 eggs “What’s the use? You can’t arrest Cyrus—Reuben got bunkoed. Silas— through Switzerland once." Ila. Her Doubt«, each, valued at $2.43, so that each ben ■ gas meter.”—Houston Post. "Come off!” exclaimed Dowter, “You How so? Cyrus—Why, he read the ad At four and a half years the nippers returned a net profit of $1.01. “I know there are such tilings ns raith vertisement of a firm that stated if he never did!” No Danger. makers,” sighed Mrs. Chugwater, looking show wear on both edges. The corner “Sure I did; on tlie level.” would send a dollar they'd send him “Whatever you do, dear," wrote the teeth and the hook or canine teeth are through the window at tlie dismal pros Iltiw to Fred Out Silage. “That proves you're lying. It's pect outside; “but I don't believe there is some light reading. Silas—And did ardent lover, "don't show my letters to In evidence. Owing to tlie constant contact of the they send it? Cyrus—Yes, they sent simply Impossible to tramp through really any such thing as a rain check. Or, you to any one." air with the top layer of silage it is him two books entitled “The Age of tlie Switzerland on tlie level.”—The Catho if there is, there's nobody that knows how Depth of Cyclonea. "Have no fear, dearest," came the necessary to remove a horizontal layer Arc Lamp” and “IIow to Make Can lic Standard and Tinies. to use it.” From the study of clouds an official reply, “I'm Just as much 881101111x1 of of the United States Weather Bureau of silage to a depth of not less than dles.” them as you are." one and one-half inches daily to pre “John,” she whispered, “there's a And, with that, the engagement be concludes that the ordinary cyclones which traverse our country from west vent any from spoiling. If this fact burglar in tlie parlor. He has jtret came a matter of history.—Judge. to east are not more than two or three is kept In mind when building a silo knocked against the piano and hit sev miles in depth, although their diameter its diameter can lie made such as to eral keys at once. “1’11 go down,” said is many hundreds of miles. In other make possible tlie feeding of a layer he. “Oh, don't do anything rash!” words, their motion does not affect the of tills depth daily with tlie amount 0» "Rash! Why, I'm going to help him. live stock on hand.—John Michels. upper regions of the atmosphere. You don't aupiioee he can remove tlie Rheumatism is caused by an excess of uric acid in the blood, which is In the case of hurricanes, this au ¡tiano from the house without assist carried through the circulation to all portions of the system. Every muscle, Distribution of Mitnimala. thority finds that the depth is greater, nerve, bone and joint absorbs the acrid, pain-producing poison, causing Th«» distribution of mammals over ance?”—The Throne. amounting to as much as five or six “I tell you," said one man to an aches, inflammation, stiffness and other well known symptoms of the disease. the earth shows many curious features. miles. But higher currents blow direct Permanent relief from the pains and discomfort of Rheumatism cannot be North America, Northern Europe an«l other as they emerged from the corri expected from the use of liniments, plasters, and other external treatment ly across the cyclonic and anticyclonic Asia have many families in common. dor of a concert hall, “I envy that fel which does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Such measures areas which produce storms and fair Such animals as wolves, foxes, hears, low who was singing.” "Envy him!” give temporary relief, but in order to cure Rheumatism the uric acid and weather at the surface of the earth. echoed tlie other. “Well, if 1 were go S. S. S. cures This new theory tends to offset form d«»er nn«l moose, beavers, squirrels and ing to envy a singer I'd select some inflammatory poison must be expelled from the bloo<l. rabbits live all around the Northern Rheumatism because it is a perfect blood purifier. It goes down into the' er Ideas concerning the circulation of Hemisphere. The mammals found on body with a better voice. His was circulation, neutralizes the uric acid and drives it from the bl<»<»<1. S. S. S. the atmosphere. isolated islands ar«» of surpassing In about tlie [loorest I ever heard.” “It'« expels the irritating, inflammatory matter which is causing the pain, swell not his voice I envy, man,” was tlie ing and other discomfort, enriches the weak, sour blood, and permanently terest to the naturalists. An AvrlcuItarnl Feat. reply; "it's ills tremendous courage.”— cures Rheumatism. In all forms of Rheumatism, whether acute or chronic, 80 great have been the ravages Philadelphia Inquirer. S S. 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