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PERUNA EDITORIAL NO. !, • * "I've Had Experience ”* VwUlMr««. “Well,” said the statistical board««, leaning back In bis chair, "we have at this meal the representatives of two widely separated generations.” i "How is that?” asked the Inquisi tive boarder. “The ben we baee been trying to eat was In all probability tbe great-grand mother of this omelet.”—Chicago Trtbune. ; •With Hood's Sarsaparilla, and am con vinced it is a great medlclne,”-this Is t*e substance of 4O,3(it> letters by actual count, received in two years. They tell of cures of all blood diseases, lossof appetite, rheuma tism, after-fever weakness, that tired feeling, nervous weakness, dyspepsia, catarrh. Dr. Hartman H now offering Peruna h> the public «••regular pharmaceu tical product. It is just as ethical as any compound put up tot the medical profession. No straining of medical ethioa can find any fault with it. THE PRINCIPAL ACTIVE INGREDIENTS are promjjivntly incorporated in the label on the bottle, that the people may know that the cliuma miale for Peruna No Equal -"I can say from experience have a true justification. that Hood's Sarsaparilla is without an equal.' E mma L. B owman , 11 Beacon St.. Lowell. Maae The only departure we shall mate from medical ^hics ia the conduct of Eczema -"I had enema and tried every Husky Ushers. Peruna affairs in the future, is tbe fes-t thaave >hall centiaua to advertise anc thing 1 heard of. but nothing helped me until church was packed, even the The I took Hood's Sarsaparilla. Thanks to this Oil our product TO TH1 PEOPLE. ■isles lined with chairs. Just before medicine. 1 am now well.” Giosut V asal If we would agree to sell to doctor« only, to advertise for doctors only, the stync . South Bethlehem, N. Y. benediction the thoughtful then the medical fraternity would be obliged to recognise Peruna as being clergyman, who loved order as he Muscular Rheumatiam-"Wy father had muscular rheumatism. Was coufined to entirely within their approval. did the Gospel, thus admonished ill» his bed. He took two bottles of Hood's Sar hearers: “In passing out. please re saparilla and was entirely cured.” B ertha BUT WE SHALL NOT DO THIS. L. i’XKKiN, Box 1026. Springfield. Mass. main seated until tbe ushers have We shall continue to offer Peruna to the people. We shall continue to Hood's Sarsaparilla is sold everywhere amvey to the people our claim« for Peruna as a household remedy. We shall removed the chairs from the aisles." In the usual liquid, or in tablet form called — Lippincott ’ s. continue to supply the people with free literature, teaching them how to use Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. Pre our medicine, teaching them how to avoid dies see, teaching them many things bared only by C. I. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass. of benefit to the home. Wo shall continue to do this, whether the medical BORAX IN TH£ DAIRY - . . -■ -------- —1 --------- profession like it or not. Fallowing It Up. We are proposing from this time on to take the public into our confidence. A Matter of Profitable Interest First Magnate Why do you always go Notwithstanding that some imitatois and subetitutora will be attempting to east on this line? It's not nearly as to the farmer and Dairyman put up something which they consider just as good as Peruna, we are going to short and direct as some of the others. _ problem of keeping aweet _ Second Magnate— 1 know it, but In draw aside the veil of secrecy and allow any one who chooses to know exactly The all the atanaila aaed in connection with milk »• P«'*> !»>•»• '»»»><’ 01 WHAT PEBUNA IS COMPOSED. ... ....this to be ths line of least resistance.— This ought to disarm all honest criticism. Wo expect, however, that crit I and cream selling, and butt r making, Chicafo Tribun. icism will continue On some pretext or other those who are envious of the has been a serious one with the farmer. 1 success of Peruna will continue to find | He has coma to realize fully that th" | Proximity. fault. But we are determined to give slightest taint or hint of staleness left in 1 Wareham Long—lluw near did ye ever People Who Object to such people no just complaint. cau, tin or churn may ruin a whole come to bein’ rich? Tuffold Knutt—Well, I wus next thing in Liquid Medicines Can PERUNA IS A GREAT MEDICINE. butput; that the taint which ia left i' is ami B tullHon®'1"8 wunst. Me an’ ole Mun- the form of bacteria which grow ---- It has become a household word in toburn happened to go on a toot the same Now Secure Peruna millions of homes. Our faith in the multiply in milk or butter, producing , night, an* they put us in adjoinin’ cells Tablets, st the p'lice station.” remedy is stronger than ever. Every iisastrous results. year we expect to establish new plants The farmer has learned that'hot water | ’t rinse away the greasy residue in How’s This? in foreign lands until the people of all the world are supplied with this valu won fairy utensi 8. | We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any able household remedy. tase of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Ha l's He has learned that soap leaves a '¿t7 Brrh CuVe. WE CLAIM PERUNA TO BE A CATARRH REMEDY. Buy a bottle and F j CHENEY 4 CO.,Toledo,O residue of its own which is, if anything, I We, the undersigned, have kn>wn F. J. try it. If it helps you, be honest and acknowledge that it has helped you. worse than the milk or cream residue, Cheney ____ ,______ ___ 15 years, and believe ____ ___ for the la>>t him If you want us to we will publish your statement exactly as you furnish it and it is little w on. ler I hat t here has been perfe«'ly honorable in 'all buirness transactions financially fltianrlally able to carry out any obliga- obllga- tons. We will add no words, take away no words. If you wish us to we will & constant clamor !or a dairy cleanser ind Hon made bv hit fiim. publish your portrait in connection with it. We will not do this without your and sweetener that will meet modern *AL Wholis^e Dniggu”A?'iIdi,O written request, without your entire consent. ’s Catarrah ('are is «ken internally, act- requirements. i nail -------------- _ l mucous sur- Peruna has cured thousands of people of chronic catarrh, in many phases A tew ol the largest creamery establish f system. Testimoni ____ o ______ ________ _____ jonialr sent free. and locations. At least, that is what the people say to us, through unsolicited ments have called experts into coi sul- ■ Price 75 cents per bottle Sold by all Druggists. ” testimonials. Peruna will cure many thousand more, in spite of fabricated tilt ion on this problem and have with | Take Hall's Family Pills for Constipation. slanders to the contrary. this scientific aid hit upon a product, ol' 'i lie PrubiviM. WE GUARANTEE EVERY BOTTLE OF PERUNA TO CONTAIN THE yf nature which exactly fills the bill “Do you think it is as easy to make INGREDIENTS PRINTED ON THE LABEL. i fortune as it used to be?" asked the borax. We guarantee that every testimonial we use is absolutely true-in the Scientists have long known borax a. ambitious youth. a cleanser, « sweetener and an antiseptic | "Easier,” answered Senator Bor exact language of the testifier. We guarantee that every photograph published is the photograph of the fest rover of bacteria and germ growths, fhum. “The problem is to do it in person whose name it bears, that every word of every testimonial was author Destroys all that is harmful and pro- 'uch « way that your friends will con- motes and presei ves ireshness, sweet tlnue to speak to you.”—Washington tied by the hand that cigned it We are determined to beat our opponents by being fairer than they are. ness and purity, relieving the dairyman Star. Not lu the Market. by dealing equarer than they dare to. We are determined to meet falsehood and dairy housewife of drudgery and ol I needless work and worry. “When I go into politics, I am go- with truth, duplicity with candor, insincerity with sincerity. Its cheapness and value should give it Ing to hire out my bruins to the best We know that the users of Peruna will appreciate our stand. We believe that the dealers in Peruna will applaud our course. We expect even our op first place in the necessities of every paying side.” "But when people hire brains they ponents will be obliged to acknowledge finally that Peruna is not only an dairy. The cow’s udder is kept in a cleah, want furnished thoughts; not empty honest and useful remedy, but one of the GREATEST HOUSEHOLD MEDI healthy and smooth condition by wash- flats.”—Baltimore American. CINES ON THE CONTINENT. a table- j >»a«* "Why, Col. (Tqguto'le, toe you alive mr • “Al I felo* rto? Why shouldn't 1 i*. Sir?” “You mu*S pardon my Birprise. colo- nel. I could almost swear 1 read your obituary a year ago !” The “It is quite likely you did. au papers down my way have bad my ohitu ary in type for year*, and it is possible that one of thorn may have run it in by accident.” Hod Dona III. next. Uncle Hosea did not feel aide to con- tribute more than 75 cents to the miss.on- ary cause, and was not particularly en thusiastic about giving even that. "You ought to give as the I.ord has prospered you.” said Deacon Ironside “I don t think the Ix>rd'll ever accuse me of bein’ ungrateful." answered Uncle Hosea. “Six of my boys is preachers.” Rare Hird. "I admire that parrot of yours,” re marked the visitor, rising to take his de parture. “It's the most sensible bird I’ve seen for a long time." “Why, he hasn't uttered a single word since you catue in,” said tbe owner of tbe pa rrot. “i know it. him.” r Own Hair ? Do you pin your hat to your own hair? Can’t do it? Haven’t enough hair? It must be you do not know Ayer’s Hair Vigor! Here’s an intro duction! May the acquaint ance result in a heavy growth of rich,thick,glossy hair! Ar.d we know you’ll never be gray. •• I think that Ayer’s Hair Vigor 1« the mnat wonderful limrgrower that tv is ever ma<le I have used it for some time and I can truth ful v -:«v the I am gi eatly plea-ed witli it. 1 cheerfully rec- tmii nd It a* » splendid prepa ration.”— Miss V. B kock , Wayland, Mich. Co., Lowell, Mass uUcturors of g pt SARSAPARILLA. t PILLS. CHERRY PECTORAL. That's why I admire r-TA st. Vitus' Panre ano all Nervous Dls'-a-es i .Io sereeanently cures by Dr. Ki w s Grvel N erve R.-Storer. Seed for FitI-. I. ' 2 l f is. t>‘ '*U- und treatise. Dr. H. 11. Kila«, LU. Ml Arch «t.. Milla..Pa aright Ue Wur.e. Mamma—“Your overcoat will never fit you this winter.” Bobby—“I know it won’t, mamma, but my skates will; so don’t let's worry.”—I’uck. , Epitaph. Traveler, pause and drop a tear For Timothy Squiggs, who once dwelt here. He vanished from our mortal sight When he thawed a cau of dynamite. I'eawi niiNtic View. “Life,” remarked the optimist, “is made up of sunshine and sorrow.” “Yes,” rejoined tile pessimist, “but the trouttie Is there are about nine shadows to one snn»''1"" •• Only One “BROMO QUININE.” That la LAX AT V K BROMO qUININK, Look for the signat ire of £. W. GROVE. t'.ed ths World over to Cure . Cold in One Hay. 25c. The production of alcohol in Franca during the season of 11105-1!>O*J is esti mated at 7O,2S»2.fH7 gallons. Of this great quantity 81 per cent was indus trial alcohol. A. CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY It is perfectly natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when the muscles, nerves, joints and, bones are throbbing and twitching with the pains of j Rheumatism the sufferer is apt to turn to the liniment bottle, or some other external application, in an effort to get relief from the disease, by producing vounter-irritation on the flesh. Such treatment will quiet the pain tempo rarily, but can have no direct curative effect on the real disease because it does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more than skin deep—it is rooted and grounded in the blood and can only ba reached by constitutional treatment—IT CANNOT Bli RUBBED AWAY. Rheumatism is due to an excess of uric acid in the blood, brought about by the accumulation in the system of refuse matter which the natural avenues of bodily waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This 1 refuse matter, coming in contact with the different acids of the body, forms uric acid which is absorbed into the blood and distributed to all parts of tha 1 body, and Rheumatism gets possession of the system. Tlie aches and pains are only symptoms, and though they may be scattered or relieved for a timq ing it with borax and water, Mo hers will find Mrs. Winslow's Boothing by surface treatment, they will reappear at the first exposure to cold or spoonful of borax to two quarts of ■ water. 1 1 Byrup the b st remedy to use lor their chliUreu ! dampness, or after an attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma- Shlftfmir the Barden. This prevents roughness and sorenesi Auriug the teething period, i tism can never be permanently cured while the circulation remains saturated "When I started In business,” said or cracked teats, which make milking The Turning of tb« Worm. with irritating, pain-producing uric acid poison. The disease will shift Mr. Dustin Stax, reflectively, ”1 re time a dread to the cow and a worry tc , The well known reliable Mollie—I wish you were more like from muscle to muscle or joint to joint, settling on the nerves, causing solved never to tell au untruth.” the milker. Inflammation and swelling and such terrible pains that the nervous system Mr. Simpson. “,to»d you kept your word?” 1 he modern cleanser of all dairy uten | is often shattered, the health undermined, and perhaps the patient becomes Coddle — My dear, If I were more like “Yes. Whenever I bad any delicate silsconsists of—one tablespoonful of bor-' lost ato Serb busineaa of that enrt on band I hired ax to every quart of water needed. Re- : Mr. Simpson, I should have married a deformed and crippled for life. S. S. S. thoroughly cleanses the blood and woman more like Mrs. Simpson.—St. renovates the circulation by neutralizing the acids and expelling all foreign an expert.”—W‘’«,',r",'f'wi etfnr. member—a tablespoonful equals foul Louis Po«t-n’«r>-’toh. matter from the system. It warms and invigorates the blood so that instead teaspoonfuls. of a weak, sour stream, constantly deposit TT hs made a life atndy of — roots and herbs, and in thal Be sure that you get pure borax. Tc The Proper Fee. ing acrid and corrosive matter in the mus •study discovered and is giv- be sure, you must get “20 Mule Team cles, nerves, joints and bones, thebody is fed iua to tho World his wonder “What do I get for this stunt?" ask ful remedies. Borax.’’ • and nourished by rich, health-sustaining ed the vain, but execrable, amateur. Re Mercury. Poisone or Drug» Used Me C mfot blood which completely and permanently Without Operatian, or Without the Aid of e Knife All dealers. A dainty book in colors, I “If I were a police magistrate,” an He MimrHntees to Cure Catarrh. Asthma, Lung, cures Rheumatism. S. S. S. is composed Throat. Kheiunatism. NurvounnwHw. Nervous Debility« of the happy homes of to-day is a cal ed “Jingle Book,” sent free to an) swered the manager, “you would get ptonwu’h. Liver. Kidney 'I roubles also Lost Manhood. of both purifying and tonic properties—* Mother sending name end address of her 30 days; but. as I am not, you'll simply Female Weakness and AH Private Diseases. PURELY VEGETABLE vast fund of Information as to th* just what is needed in every case of Rheu A SURE CANCER CURE baby, and tops from two pound cartom get out.” 4hwi Received freen Pekin«, (Aina -Safe, Sore best methods of promoting health and ^"»2 J matism. It contains no potash, alkali or other mineral ingredient, but is and Reliable. ------------------ ------------------- I macle entirely of purifying, healing extracts and juices of roots, herbs and happiness and --- right living and ’ know 1 5C ¡n stamps, IF YOU ARK AFLICTKD DON’T DELAY. DELAYS ARE DANGEROUS. barks. If you are suffering from Rheumatism do not waste valuable time ledge of the world's best products. Address Pacific Coast Borax Co., Oak CONMLLTATION FREFJ trying to rub a blood disease away, but begin the use cf S. S. S. and write Products of actual excellence and land, Cal. • you cannot call, write for syir.pton blank and olrosa- us about your case and our physicians will give you any information or lar Inclose 4 centa in stem I* reasonable claims truthfully presented THEO. GEE WO ('ll IN ENK MEDICINE CO. advits desired free of charge and will send our special treatise on Rheumatism. W1 2 First Nt.. Cor. Morrison, Portland, Oreeoss. At Jameitown. and which have attained to world- C Gee Wo CHINESE DOCTOR s One of the Essentials Steel-Clad Grubber - - “ — • • J Pleaea Mention This Paper.- Peububle. “I sometimes think,” said Dubley, “that It would be interesting to trace tbe origin of of tbe common phrases of the iffy. For Instance, I wonder who originated the expression, ’It never rains but It pours.'” <fery likely,” suggested Kidd'er, "It wae Noab.” a Damper. Mnrlon—I showed pupa those verve «ou wrote me, and be seemed pleased Harry-,—He did? Mnrlon— Yes. lie said he was glad to eee .von were not a poet. A newly married m » .VU X.VZIA couple |7> was W taking Simpler!, Strongest, Ea.iert Handled wide acceptance through tho approval in the Jamestown Exposition Grabber Mede. of the Well-Informed of the World; "There's our biggest man-of-war, not of individuals only, but of the dear, said the husband, pointing to Will pull MORE end I ARG E R many who have the happy faculty ol one of the vessels in the harbor, with Just then a little tng was seen puff STUMPS selecting and obtaining the best the LESS EXPENSE ing around the big «hip. world affords. any otber. One of the products of that class,' “And Is the little one a tug-of-war. * *" Tom?” asked the wife.—Success Maga-' Writ, for Decripti.. Circolar <ad Price, of known component parts, an Ethical vine. • remedy, approved by physicians and. JOHN S. BEALL, Manufacturer Girl, to Ba Pilled. 121 Hawthorne Avenue <1 Portland, Ore;.«« commended by the Well-Informed of1 I know of many well to-do middle the World as a valuable and whole- ! some family laxative is the well-known class families where the daughters, Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna. To having reeclved the education of ca get its beneficial effects always buy , nary birds, are launched on a sea of Sower the genuine, manufactured by the gayety with a cargo of pretty smiles \o Sq-ftind ( honre California Fig Syrup Co., only, and and frocks to captivate husbands.—» i Qood sense says make th© moet for sale by all leading druggists. lx»ndon Madame. of lite fl n»t. rr.r:::. THE SWiFT SPECIFIC CD., ATLANTA, CA,, ■. ■.— ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1 t Jaques Mfg. C.<x Chicago. Stands for Ouaiily PILES ClIRFD IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT i. gnsianfeed to cure ant ;ase of Itching. Blind Heeding or Protruding ilea in 6 to 14 da>. or money refunded 50c. One personal Niipervision tor over 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeit«, Imitations and “ Just-aM-good ” are but Experiments, and endanger the Iwaltli of Children—Experience against Experiment. What is CASTOR IA Castaria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric. Drops and Soothing* Syrups. It is Pleasant. It rontains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms nini allay« Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Consti|xition and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend. The Kind You Haire Always Bought Bnsl- har»* mad© and kept Fer»; y’R n«*A9 the lai gebt i.11ho ui I la—merit tells. Eieeptlon. “I see that Friday comes on the 13th this week. Doesn’t it make you feel creepy?” “Me? I’m not superstitious. Fri- day is not the ouly day on which un lucky things happen.” “But all tbe worst things happen Friday.” “No, they don't. I was married Tuesday.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Holy Ferry'* Soei Annual for 1908 tells th > whole Seed Storv «ent mi:r for th* aeklng. Duii’t bow seeds till you get it. D M FERRY & CO . 0LTI3IT. M ich KG ^OUNCES THE MAN WHO SWEARS BY THE FISH BRAND SLICKER Economy Purity In providing the family’s meals,don’t be satisfied with anything but the best. KC,\s*guarantcedperfee tion at a moderate price. It makes everything bettel' Try and see. Perfect or Money back. is the man who has tried to get the same service out of some other make Fly. Helen was watching some flies the window pane, when she called her mother: “Mamma, come and see If this Is the bosom fly!” “Tbe bosom fly, child! What kind of a fly is that?" "Oh, the one they sung about In church last Sunday—‘I^t me to thy bosom fly.’"—The Circle. Clean Light - Durable Guosnntecd Y.'atcrprool and Sold t.\or>where It Cures While You Welk, at $300 rtAnfin. L°nt F:"*Oi *• cure for hot. Lv .11 n*' <u"' ‘T ,wo11«’'.. n. hing feet. Rolli i 1 r" ' Il'"‘ '■ • > ■ i'» «»r uíe¿'¿%'im¿r.d:;.^rrY.1 KtK_AÍidri'” IIIVSTPATED CAUlO« r»tl r0» THt ASAIH« SHOE« AT ALL PRICES. FOR EVfRV MEMBER OF THE FAMILY MEN, BOVS, WOMEN, MISSES AND CHILOREN. «¿¿V» <-• Douplit and ae//« raora MB Bears ths Signature of P. N. U. Mearnee* Taatfc. No. £-08 man ’ata.an, and »3.60 ahoaa than an» of bar manufacturar tn the __ . arortd, bacauoa tha» hold thalr^^A chapo, fit baftor, wa.tr lunpar. and »C* of oraafar vofao than an» atddr ahoao tn tha world to-day. WM Tbe whiteness «nd beauty of the IVHEN writing to ad wertigera please f. L. Douglas $4 and $5 Gilt Edge Shoe: Cannot Be Equalled At Any Priae Arrz«..«/». • Al TIOW. W. I*, D -ngbis nx'ne and pri ch is stamped on bottom. Tnkr No teeth of tbe African flegroes are gen ▼ V mention this paper.* V ’’ **•'* dealcis everywhere. Shors tuWh '• from • ai t ry ♦- a- y part of the world, lllua- Uatod ( atalog free to any addr. ss. W. 1-. ■*>« OU4N, Broektoa, JMaaa. erally ascribed to tbe food which tile/ sat and to favorable climatic condi- I lions, but these ignorant native« take ' special care of the teeth and are fa- ' miliar with many remedies for the I moI**2? **»t«r colors than any other dye. One lOc package colors eilk, wool ant cotton equally well treatment of dental diseases.—Mun- rüar412íeed.tP €17e P*^e,ct resulta. Ask deader, o« w« wto a«nd poot paid nt 10c a package. Write for free booklet , bow to dye, bleaclMand mix colera. WOWROX »RUG COMPANY, Quincy, minol¿ .'beset til fl la'll H>> Wecbeiiechrift. [ In Use For Over 30 Years th « otnrau« tOEMn», tv muihuv erwerv. new e»rt. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
