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• • Knock Off You Knocker Editorial Page of Bandon Recorder H.te* you discontented howler, Blattin’ like a billy goat. Put a muzzle on yer growler, IRVING S BATH, Euirow am , I’ d hhim . Choke tlie grumblin’ in yer throat. Si us < iiirrios H rt- Per ït»ar,-1.50; Six Montini ?1.<IO; C py 5c Git some liver regulator, STRICTLY IN ADVANCE. Thin yer blood -it's thick as cheese, ! his in entered nt the Bandon ottici* as Second class Matter. Git yer brainsan incubator So’s to hatch some new idees; Let yer soul be newly born- T he J aps have attained a little The game played on the local Drop yer hammer! Grab a horn! more ill savored notoriety which diamond last Sunday was a disgrace 1s now outlie Market. It has the best location tor they can little atlord, when a slant to both teams. It is without equa) Fall in with the big procession. Summer Homes in Coos county near the eyed celestial eloped with the wife unong the games played this season Ketch the step an’ move along. and sheltered from the wind. The < >t i i \ of a Seattle Minister. In the South on the local diamond and speaks ill With the army o’ Progression the sentiment against a similar for the players. The spectators not Thats the place w here you belong. cottage property and land adjacent to it. Prices offense in which a negro is involved, only got disgusted but the players Raise yer voice andjine the chorus. reasonable and terms easy. is very high, and in the minds of a lacked the ginger that has been Swing yer hat an’ shout ' Hooray’’ great many people w ho hav e to come characteristic in the past several If yer back-weak, put a porus in contact with the Japs and Chinese games, and consequently we lost. Plaster on yer vertebrae. in this country, the negro is no worse The game belonged to us from the Crawl from under public scorn; Drop yer hammer! Grab a horn! than they ire. Taking it for grant start, and but for the calamity howl cd a minister’s wife cannot be all- ers and rag chewers, the boys would < .reat is tin West! Make her greater! together bad,this makes the offense iiave undoubtedly have put up a Help to push her up the slope; doubly notorious, but then of course, I much better game. Next Sunday the Marshfield organization will play I >on’t be jest a grim spectator we do not know the woman. Reekin’ with inactive dope, ball here and the management of See that “Forward’’ banner wavin’ our team states that there will posi- Aurora Borealis: Some time ( ?■ *^(| lively be neither any rag chewing nor Proudly in the mountain air the Borealis wasted a lot of goc„ Whilst you go around behavin’ ■" I ' white paper printing putts and say-1 the spectators ',e allowed out Like a cussed sorehead bear! be ing good things about a certain on the diamond. Ropes will IJont you look so durn forlorn — man who lives near town, and the stretched and men stationed to sec Drop yer hammer' Grab a horn! other day the man stopped his paper that thjs is ri •„ enf(ircci|. The because he saw something in the ,, , . , , , , , i, , that 1 he ,1 thought 1, was an _ Marshfield lioys play i>l.tv cleanet cleaner ball < .rab a horn and do some tootin’ Borealis Bring your home pride into play, insult to him, and he positively than the Coquille team, and treated ¿J Sometimes is and sometimes Bridge A Besirli —. i ( — refused to speak to the editor, the boys first class when they visited An' it's jest as sure as shootin’ StoieM, Bauge* and Heater« -i t'. isin't his fortune, but a good Well, jumping g> < . th< editor can’t the t Bay City a few weeks ago. It You’ll feel better right away, Have in them so many excellencies that they are now acknowledged the clean shave and a neat haircut put brains into a fool, and the next is ; up to us to show the same hospi greatest, sellers on tlie coast, find the\ are jjrouin^ in favor every year. We Hypochondry; that what ails you: have the exclusive aoenrv i 11 Bandon for these household and ottice necessities, goes a good ways on first im one who gets a lot of good things ami prices ratine exceedingly modest in either case. You're a beastly malcontent said about him in this paper will tality next Sunday. pressions. Everything new Our assortment of hardware, tinware and edged tools is most conipl« fe. jack up on the nerve that fails you. have to pay the regular advertising and clean, and at your immed rates. Tinning & F’lvinnlDiiag a. Specialty Go like ol' Maine went-hell bent- S o - and - so said Somebody-or- iate disposal. You are Nor the only one that otlier did such and such a thing, anil Furthe cause you seem to scorn- has the same kick coming. Think then the Somebody-or-other goes Drop yer hammer! Grab a horn! HARRY MORRISON, how you would feel if you "taflied" and repeats it to their mutual friend, Denver Post— Near Po»t Office certain individuals, and then learned adding a little more to the story, who they always sent their printing to promises not to repeat the incident A Woman Blacksmith. 1'0:7/ /Engineer and San Francisco. Would’nt it give and as soon as their back is turned you the tired feeling that makes one the mutual friend seeks another Boys, we may as w ell throw up our Stirvcyor. • respect for all mankind? friend and conveys the undesirable hinds, go to the dressmaker and get Higher < '/«xs-. s <>y IPorA,- Solicited A Haberly information, with just enough more our peek a boo shirt waist and skirts F airbanks S aves a drownding added to it to give foundation for made. A woman in St. Louis is the BANDON. OREGON woman in Yellowstone Park, and additional fiction, and finally when best workman in a blacksmith shop. ()rders by phone and mail William Jennings Bryan, not to be the public at large hears about it, Oh Lord what fun it will be to let promptly attended to. in the least outdone, throws himself tnere is a scandal, or detrimental the women get up in the morning Order your winter's supply in front of a gigantic automobile story circulated that may be often and make their own coffee, anc of wood now. coming at a terrific speed and also denied, but will always remain' scurry off to work anil we poor tired saves a woman from instant death at Everybody despises a scandal mon worn out nerve wrecked men rest Storm Lake, Iowa at the Chautauqua. ger. Even in the earliest times they in bed with the kidlets, and then 1 on rm ile Phone 4 long 1 short After the press reports had been were tied up to the scolding post get up at 9:30 and visit over the Mail, Lock ox 46 boiled down and the Democratic where they could be exhibited as backyard fence with each other until patriotism had cooled off, the affair the pest of the neighborhood. Now 11:39, an<l then Part with a “come was given in more modified reports I adays it is different, in the one re over in the afternoon and see me. “ to the public to the effect that the sped that the scolding post has lie It will lie “Willie get some kindling Depends Upon Your Preparation. ARTHUR RICE car in which lie was riding slowed come abolished, but we have the wood quick, mamma will be here for Jeweler and Watchmaker dow n and another car following con gossips in all communities, who do dinner," and such dinners, as we The Business World demands Well- BANDON, OR. taining a party, among which was ' more damage to a young girl's will hash up—lavender pudding, SOUVENIR POSTAL CARDS. Mrs Deals, collided with it. and the character, or a man’s either, for fried mush, scrambled flies and eggs trained Men and Women. Let us train you 1 lie largest and bent assortment 111 soggy potatoes, and extra ripe meat. that matter then she can ever undo. lady mentioned was thrown out. town. Agates polished and mount W. J. B. assisted her in the car, and Let such people be the object of No long hairs for us be dad, for ed to order. If you find a nice agate while on the beach we will tell you saw that she was taken home, An- contempt when they run about "tat us—everything up in 20th century whether it. is worth mounting. A other Garneige Medal gone glim I tling’’ and spreading some story, al style. We can look disgusted when large assortment of watches, docks, ways revising it and making it they come in, sputter around in mering. silverware and Jewelry of all kinds. stronger at each repetition, The general, and ask them to be kind Miller Cleaver Business College. Gold and Fountain I’ens, including the Waterman ami Conklin's auto enough to wash the boy ’ s faces, tell I subject reminds us of a story told by T he C olumbia ' s fate, the fate North Bend, Oregon matic tillers, the liest in the market., of all vessels, in the end: And now' a Mr. Cope, a humorist of consider them to sit down and eat and then We have the Marshall one dollar fountain pen. the responsibility for the disaster able renown throughout the middle get out of your sight. And as the poor things grab their hats to go out East. A Mr. Brown met .1 Mr. is alxjut to be fixed upon some one. Cro«man Timmom, President G. T. Treacfgold, Sec As Captain Doran is neither here to Smith on the street corner and the door we can send them away R H. Rosa, Vice-President A. F. Hadsall, Trea». state his version of the disaster and asked if he knew how Mr. Jones got happy by telling them the numerous CLARENCE Y. LOWE, there is no positive proof to the his black eyes. Just then the car things to bring home, and be kind B»n<lon. Oregon, alternative, the blame is laid at his came along and Brown could not ex enough to leave some money as we door. It has been asserted that the plain. Smith goes home and tells have to go shopping and get things Druggist and Apothecary Bandon Investment Corporation Inc May 6, I9O7 vessel was not equipped properly ' his wife that Jones had both eves that we must have. The day of Is jnst in receipt of a new and I fresh stock of A. ID Morse. Kigr. with water tight apartments, and blacked, and that he thought he our emancipation is at hand, rejoice and be exceedingly glad. — Ex. had been having trouble at home, that any modern vessel would under Drugs and Chemicals, conditions required by marine laws, but that lie did'nt want her to say Something worth talking about, Patent and Proprietary Preparations- remain above water at least fifteen anything about the affair. As soon and something worth reading about REAL ESTATE - TOWNSITES PROMOTIONS BANDON Toilet Articles, minutes even with the big hole in as Mr. Smith leaves the house Mrs. Those servicable suits th.it you can DrnggiNtM N iiik I rlrm. her side. To save a few dollars the Smith goes to the neighbors and find in all si/es, prices and all of the says that the Jones ’ had been having lives of thousands of passengers have P erfumes , B rushes . S ponges , S oap , latest style at LorenzXHoyt. Gasoline - Steam, Pumping, Irrigation and been placed in jeopardy during her trouble and had an awful row and N uts am > C andies . Jones received a black eye and Mrs run between San Francisco and Cigars, Toba.cis and < lgarelt.*s. North Powder Valley Clip. Lighting Machinery. Portland for the past twenty-seven Jones was prostrated . but not for I’aintR. Oils, Ginas and Painters’ Snpplies years, and at last the inevitable I her to say anything about it. This North Powder-Sheep shearing and ' happened The brave captain did story was in turn repeated and to Fairbanks-Morse Gasoline Engines for Spray mg, Pumping, •!' • lipping are about over in North <• %• %• <• ♦ Sawing, Grinding. Outfits complete. Euirhanks-Morsw all that was in his power to get his the effect that the Jones’ were about ❖ Powder valley, and, while hauling Steam Engines, Pumps, Boilers Fairbanks Scales for weigti to become separated, and even to passengers and crew off the ill-fated ❖ mg Fairbanks Worse Dynamos and Motors, for power and and weighing are still under way, it •> vessel before she sank and went the custody of the children. A few light; Windmills and Towers; Grinders, Feed Choppers, Well * is safe to say not less than 360,000 ❖ Pumpa. Pump«. Allfirst quality goods al lowest prices. Always in down with his ship Let all due re days later Brown and Smith again pounds of wool will be baled at the •> stock. Liberal tertns. Prompt reply to inquiries and quick ❖ spect fie given the dead (Mficers i met, and of course,Smith wanted to v. •> shipment Write for Catalogne» and Prices. two shipping points for the Eastern ❖ of both vessels contradict the reports know about the black eyes of Jones. ’ ❖ market, Baker City and Pendleton, •> as to the speed of the two vessels, Brown laughed and said his mother and estimating at lowest figures for ❖ •> Fairbanks - Horse & Co , Portland. Oregon. and it will probably never be known had black eyes and he got them from Needless to say that Smith good and better grades of merino : as to the true cause of the disaster. her. •> bought the treats, but this did not wool, 17 to iSc, not less than $7,000 ♦ •> stop’the story that had been started, will come to North Powder sheep ❖ Wines. Liquors CHEWING that wholly out of fiction. The next time men from wool sales alone. Owing ❖ ❖ seems to accompany every ball someone comes with a story, give to the long-continued cold rains of * and Cigars..... game that will make that National them the frigid eye and talk about spring, lambing was below the ❖ Sport unpopular. There is no en the weather It will pay you in the average. Both lamb and mutton joyment tor the spectators that come long run, for if you haven't had arc bringing good prices and are •> ❖ l\ates $r.oo lo $2.00 per Day, to witness the game, to have to sit your turn, it w ill come. in steady demand At this time the ❖ ❖ /\'as nuts sen /it os. and listen to long anil lengthy dis North Powder valley sheep, with a ♦ SPEC ML mi TES P, Y THE WEEK (Ht MO.S’TH. Proprietors. cussii >ns after every close decision I If it is pair of shoes yon w mt. you good bill of health, sheared and ♦ •> sample bc : m n: soîtkectîon . made by the umpire, who is in-1 will find them in the proper styles, dipped, are moving on the trail t<> * Bandon, ■ ■ Oregon. ♦ Z. B variably cussed for his opinion.' prices and sizes.it Lorenz X Hoyt. the reserves in tine condition ft* 4 * * * ¿4«* ***** * •:*-** + * *ft An Independent Newspaper Bandon Investment Corporation A Man’s Face NEED A NEW STOVE? T he H ardware M an . A. M c N air , s. Your LI FF Eldorado HOTEL BANDOX. OREGON. * 3T*