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Knock Off You Knocker
Editorial Page of Bandon Recorder
H.te* you discontented howler,
Blattin’ like a billy goat.
Put
a muzzle on yer growler,
IRVING S BATH,
Euirow am , I’ d hhim .
Choke tlie grumblin’ in yer throat.
Si us < iiirrios H rt-
Per ït»ar,-1.50; Six Montini ?1.<IO; C py 5c
Git some liver regulator,
STRICTLY IN ADVANCE.
Thin yer blood -it's thick as cheese,
! his
in entered nt the Bandon
ottici* as Second class Matter.
Git yer brainsan incubator
So’s to hatch some new idees;
Let
yer soul be newly born-
T he J aps have attained a little The game played on the local
Drop yer hammer! Grab a horn!
more ill savored notoriety which diamond last Sunday was a disgrace
1s now outlie Market. It has the best location tor
they can little atlord, when a slant to both teams. It is without equa) Fall in with the big procession.
Summer Homes in Coos county near the
eyed celestial eloped with the wife unong the games played this season
Ketch the step an’ move along.
and sheltered from the wind. The < >t i i \
of a Seattle Minister. In the South on the local diamond and speaks ill
With the army o’ Progression
the sentiment against a similar for the players. The spectators not Thats the place w here you belong.
cottage property and land adjacent to it. Prices
offense in which a negro is involved, only got disgusted but the players Raise yer voice andjine the chorus.
reasonable and terms easy.
is very high, and in the minds of a lacked the ginger that has been Swing yer hat an’ shout ' Hooray’’
great many people w ho hav e to come characteristic in the past several
If yer back-weak, put a porus
in contact with the Japs and Chinese games, and consequently we lost.
Plaster on yer vertebrae.
in this country, the negro is no worse The game belonged to us from the
Crawl from under public scorn;
Drop yer hammer! Grab a horn!
than they ire. Taking it for grant start, and but for the calamity howl
cd a minister’s wife cannot be all- ers and rag chewers, the boys would
< .reat is tin West! Make her greater!
together bad,this makes the offense iiave undoubtedly have put up a
Help to push her up the slope;
doubly notorious, but then of course, I much better game. Next Sunday
the Marshfield organization will play I >on’t be jest a grim spectator
we do not know the woman.
Reekin’ with inactive dope,
ball here and the management of
See
that
“Forward’’ banner wavin’
our team states that there will posi-
Aurora Borealis: Some time ( ?■ *^(| lively be neither any rag chewing nor
Proudly in the mountain air
the Borealis wasted a lot of goc„
Whilst
you go around behavin’
■" I '
white paper printing putts and say-1
the spectators ',e allowed out
Like
a
cussed sorehead bear!
be
ing good things about a certain on the diamond. Ropes will
IJont you look so durn forlorn —
man who lives near town, and the stretched and men stationed to sec
Drop yer hammer' Grab a horn!
other day the man stopped his paper that thjs is ri •„ enf(ircci|. The
because he saw something in the ,, , . , , ,
,
,
i,
, that 1 he ,1 thought
1, was an _ Marshfield lioys play
i>l.tv cleanet
cleaner ball < .rab a horn and do some tootin’
Borealis
Bring your home pride into play,
insult to him, and he positively than the Coquille team, and treated
¿J
Sometimes is and sometimes
Bridge A Besirli
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refused to speak to the editor, the boys first class when they visited An' it's jest as sure as shootin’
StoieM, Bauge* and Heater«
-i
t'.
isin't his fortune, but a good
Well, jumping g> < . th< editor can’t the
t
Bay City a few weeks ago. It
You’ll feel better right away,
Have in them so many excellencies that they are now acknowledged the
clean
shave
and
a
neat
haircut
put brains into a fool, and the next is
; up to us to show the same hospi
greatest, sellers on tlie coast, find the\ are jjrouin^ in favor every year. We
Hypochondry; that what ails you:
have the exclusive aoenrv i 11 Bandon for these household and ottice necessities,
goes a good ways on first im
one who gets a lot of good things
ami prices ratine exceedingly modest in either case.
You're a beastly malcontent
said about him in this paper will tality next Sunday.
pressions.
Everything new
Our assortment of hardware, tinware and edged tools is most conipl« fe.
jack up on the nerve that fails you.
have to pay the regular advertising
and clean, and at your immed
rates.
Tinning & F’lvinnlDiiag a. Specialty
Go like ol' Maine went-hell bent-
S o - and - so said Somebody-or-
iate disposal.
You are Nor the only one that otlier did such and such a thing, anil Furthe cause you seem to scorn-
has the same kick coming. Think then the Somebody-or-other goes
Drop yer hammer! Grab a horn!
HARRY MORRISON,
how you would feel if you "taflied" and repeats it to their mutual friend,
Denver Post—
Near Po»t Office
certain individuals, and then learned adding a little more to the story, who
they always sent their printing to promises not to repeat the incident
A Woman Blacksmith.
1'0:7/ /Engineer and
San Francisco. Would’nt it give and as soon as their back is turned
you the tired feeling that makes one the mutual friend seeks another
Boys, we may as w ell throw up our
Stirvcyor.
• respect for all mankind?
friend and conveys the undesirable hinds, go to the dressmaker and get
Higher < '/«xs-. s <>y IPorA,- Solicited
A Haberly
information, with just enough more our peek a boo shirt waist and skirts
F airbanks S aves a drownding added to it to give foundation for made. A woman in St. Louis is the
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woman in Yellowstone Park, and additional fiction, and finally when best workman in a blacksmith shop.
()rders by phone and mail
William Jennings Bryan, not to be the public at large hears about it, Oh Lord what fun it will be to let
promptly attended to.
in the least outdone, throws himself tnere is a scandal, or detrimental the women get up in the morning
Order your winter's supply
in front of a gigantic automobile story circulated that may be often and make their own coffee, anc
of
wood now.
coming at a terrific speed and also denied, but will always remain' scurry off to work anil we poor tired
saves a woman from instant death at Everybody despises a scandal mon worn out nerve wrecked men rest
Storm Lake, Iowa at the Chautauqua. ger. Even in the earliest times they in bed with the kidlets, and then
1 on rm ile Phone 4 long 1 short
After the press reports had been were tied up to the scolding post get up at 9:30 and visit over the
Mail, Lock ox 46
boiled down and the Democratic where they could be exhibited as backyard fence with each other until
patriotism had cooled off, the affair the pest of the neighborhood. Now 11:39, an<l then Part with a “come
was given in more modified reports I adays it is different, in the one re over in the afternoon and see me. “
to the public to the effect that the sped that the scolding post has lie It will lie “Willie get some kindling
Depends Upon Your Preparation.
ARTHUR RICE
car in which lie was riding slowed come abolished, but we have the wood quick, mamma will be here for
Jeweler and
Watchmaker
dow n and another car following con gossips in all communities, who do dinner," and such dinners, as we
The Business World demands Well-
BANDON, OR.
taining a party, among which was ' more damage to a young girl's will hash up—lavender pudding,
SOUVENIR POSTAL CARDS.
Mrs Deals, collided with it. and the character, or a man’s either, for fried mush, scrambled flies and eggs
trained Men and Women. Let us train you
1 lie largest and bent assortment 111
soggy
potatoes,
and
extra
ripe
meat.
that
matter
then
she
can
ever
undo.
lady mentioned was thrown out.
town. Agates polished and mount
W. J. B. assisted her in the car, and Let such people be the object of No long hairs for us be dad, for
ed to order. If you find a nice agate
while on the beach we will tell you
saw that she was taken home, An- contempt when they run about "tat us—everything up in 20th century
whether it. is worth mounting. A
other Garneige Medal gone glim I tling’’ and spreading some story, al style. We can look disgusted when
large assortment of watches, docks,
ways revising it and making it they come in, sputter around in
mering.
silverware and Jewelry of all kinds.
stronger at each repetition, The general, and ask them to be kind
Miller Cleaver Business College.
Gold and Fountain I’ens, including
the Waterman ami Conklin's auto
enough
to
wash
the
boy
’
s
faces,
tell
I
subject
reminds
us
of
a
story
told
by
T he C olumbia ' s fate, the fate
North Bend, Oregon
matic tillers, the liest in the market.,
of all vessels, in the end: And now' a Mr. Cope, a humorist of consider them to sit down and eat and then
We have the Marshall one dollar
fountain pen.
the responsibility for the disaster able renown throughout the middle get out of your sight. And as the
poor
things
grab
their
hats
to
go
out
East.
A
Mr.
Brown
met
.1
Mr.
is alxjut to be fixed upon some one.
Cro«man Timmom, President
G. T. Treacfgold, Sec
As Captain Doran is neither here to Smith on the street corner and the door we can send them away
R H. Rosa, Vice-President
A. F. Hadsall, Trea».
state his version of the disaster and asked if he knew how Mr. Jones got happy by telling them the numerous CLARENCE Y. LOWE,
there is no positive proof to the his black eyes. Just then the car things to bring home, and be kind
B»n<lon. Oregon,
alternative, the blame is laid at his came along and Brown could not ex enough to leave some money as we
door. It has been asserted that the plain. Smith goes home and tells have to go shopping and get things Druggist and Apothecary
Bandon Investment Corporation Inc May 6, I9O7
vessel was not equipped properly ' his wife that Jones had both eves that we must have. The day of
Is jnst in receipt of a new and
I
fresh stock of
A. ID Morse. Kigr.
with water tight apartments, and blacked, and that he thought he our emancipation is at hand, rejoice
and
be
exceedingly
glad.
—
Ex.
had
been
having
trouble
at
home,
that any modern vessel would under
Drugs and Chemicals,
conditions required by marine laws, but that lie did'nt want her to say
Something worth talking about, Patent and Proprietary Preparations-
remain above water at least fifteen anything about the affair. As soon
and something worth reading about
REAL ESTATE - TOWNSITES PROMOTIONS
BANDON
Toilet Articles,
minutes even with the big hole in as Mr. Smith leaves the house Mrs.
Those
servicable
suits
th.it
you
can
DrnggiNtM N iiik I rlrm.
her side. To save a few dollars the Smith goes to the neighbors and
find in all si/es, prices and all of the
says
that
the
Jones
’
had
been
having
lives of thousands of passengers have
P erfumes , B rushes . S ponges , S oap ,
latest style at LorenzXHoyt.
Gasoline - Steam, Pumping, Irrigation and
been placed in jeopardy during her trouble and had an awful row and
N uts am > C andies .
Jones
received
a
black
eye
and
Mrs
run between San Francisco and
Cigars, Toba.cis and < lgarelt.*s.
North Powder Valley Clip.
Lighting Machinery.
Portland for the past twenty-seven Jones was prostrated . but not for
I’aintR. Oils, Ginas and Painters’ Snpplies
years, and at last the inevitable I her to say anything about it. This
North Powder-Sheep shearing and '
happened The brave captain did story was in turn repeated and to
Fairbanks-Morse Gasoline Engines for Spray mg, Pumping,
•!'
•
lipping
are about over in North <• %• %• <•
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Sawing, Grinding. Outfits complete.
Euirhanks-Morsw
all that was in his power to get his the effect that the Jones’ were about
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Powder valley, and, while hauling
Steam Engines, Pumps, Boilers Fairbanks Scales for weigti
to
become
separated,
and
even
to
passengers and crew off the ill-fated
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mg Fairbanks Worse Dynamos and Motors, for power and
and weighing are still under way, it
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vessel before she sank and went the custody of the children. A few
light; Windmills and Towers; Grinders, Feed Choppers, Well
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is safe to say not less than 360,000
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Pumpa.
Pump«. Allfirst quality goods al lowest prices. Always in
down with his ship Let all due re days later Brown and Smith again
pounds of wool will be baled at the •>
stock. Liberal tertns. Prompt reply to inquiries and quick
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spect fie given the dead (Mficers i met, and of course,Smith wanted to
v.
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shipment Write for Catalogne» and Prices.
two shipping points for the Eastern ❖
of both vessels contradict the reports know about the black eyes of Jones.
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market, Baker City and Pendleton, •>
as to the speed of the two vessels, Brown laughed and said his mother
and
estimating at lowest figures for ❖ •>
Fairbanks - Horse & Co , Portland. Oregon.
and it will probably never be known had black eyes and he got them from
Needless to say that Smith good and better grades of merino :
as to the true cause of the disaster. her.
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bought the treats, but this did not wool, 17 to iSc, not less than $7,000 ♦
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stop’the story that had been started, will come to North Powder sheep ❖
Wines. Liquors
CHEWING that wholly out of fiction. The next time men from wool sales alone. Owing ❖ ❖
seems to accompany every ball someone comes with a story, give to the long-continued cold rains of *
and Cigars.....
game that will make that National them the frigid eye and talk about spring, lambing was below the ❖
Sport unpopular. There is no en the weather It will pay you in the average. Both lamb and mutton
joyment tor the spectators that come long run, for if you haven't had arc bringing good prices and are •> ❖
l\ates $r.oo lo $2.00 per Day,
to witness the game, to have to sit your turn, it w ill come.
in steady demand At this time the ❖ ❖ /\'as nuts sen /it os.
and listen to long anil lengthy dis
North Powder valley sheep, with a ♦
SPEC ML mi TES P, Y THE WEEK (Ht MO.S’TH.
Proprietors.
cussii >ns after every close decision I If it is pair of shoes yon w mt. you good bill of health, sheared and ♦ •>
sample bc : m n: soîtkectîon .
made by the umpire, who is in-1 will find them in the proper styles, dipped, are moving on the trail t<> *
Bandon, ■
■ Oregon.
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variably cussed for his opinion.' prices and sizes.it Lorenz X Hoyt. the reserves in tine condition
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