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About Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 188?-1910 | View Entire Issue (April 25, 1907)
A New Aid Fable. I [The Bandon Market This in not a Georg* Ade fable, th ugh it may slm< some dlaug It is a Hotue Aid fable. J” » r. b :r,, * / pttaiea 1 by foe* » I j* t| ia r«» j t ** . tig W.»y t j I, ' Id rvuz A Hoyt bare J let receive, their u«w summet - a I HhiJ I I.: J ■ ■ i ad I sail inspect. Coquille Notes. There was once a Geezer who eat «o. A »»»»»«*♦»» Aft.* ---- GOG------ around and cut Kiudhtig too small . r <• for Cook Stove purpose*. He Whit- | From the Sentinel. for Men, & Chas. Sneddon, who Las been tied agatuBt l ime and Flabbergasted i.t-li the <• z. against his Town. The town was no prospecting coal deposits ou i Le good, he «aid strictly on the Blink. lower river, is ill at the Mar-btieid Ye», it was N G. Why, hadn’t be General Hospital, and bis brother, CLARENCE Y. LOWE, lived here since *S4 and found that Ja^k. of Biverton vent over Friday < the Place was Ponky? Sure, Mike! to attend him. Charley is said to be Ba inion. Orr«_nn. •fr Look at that town over in the next baviog a rather bard tussle of it. ► -V 1 v T? Joseph Windle, formerly in the [ County. Grown like Jonah's Gourd. < Must be a Jonah here. \V e’ve growu Light Hoose service, but who now Is jnst in ree. .,.t of new and some, but I don’t see that we are resides on a farm on Beaver Slotigb, fresb stock <>f knocking any particularly Big Per returned Monday from New York tsimtnone. Tbat a the way this Gaza- City, when* he was united in mar Drugs rd Chemicals, riage to Miss Julia Sweeting a lat boo knocked his town. Patent and Proprietary Preparati m One day a Sarcastic Stranger fl ated arrival from England. The couple Toilet Art trie'. ❖ n to the Town that was Knocked frotn will reside on bis tine ranch on the I lower river. Druggist* Sunti rie*. h the burg that bad Blossomed like The K. of P. 1< dgj id this city will P erfi ' mfs . B .; surs. S pom Es. S. « p , Jonah's Gourd. He Heard some of Proprietor*. the Flabbergasting and Dropped to have a contest umotig its metrber- t N l Ts VSI ( ' 01’11 increase membership. The lodge i- the situation. Bandon, - • Oregon. Cigars, Tobatt <»* anti Ci!»’•* r**tt*s. “Look here, yon.’’ be remarked to equally divided into two teams under the citizen who was Handing out the the leadership of W. T. Kerr and J. Paints. Oils. Glans nd T unters* Supplie» Knocks. “U bat do yon do for this C. Simmons aud the contest is now town? Are yon doing yonr part to on and will close Juno 23. The losing pnt this Burg on the Upgrade? What team will give a banquet to the vic is that hefty Bunch of literature tors. sticking ont of yonr Clothes?" Following is the jury list for the “That is a Mail Order Catalogue coming term of circuit court which fromCbicago atowntbat isatown." convenes April 22: Leonard Hartly. replied the Geezer. J W Hal). Manly Barklow. J TGuer “So I thought“ said the Imperti in, of Myrtle Point: J W Fairman. E ALVIN MUNCK. nent Arrival. "Now let me hand yon D McAdams, Alfied Flanders. J D ont a nice little Wad of common Myers, of Coquille; C A Metlin, J L sense. For the past ten years you W bite, Z T Thomas, W m Bremer. E EAND< N Best Wines. have been sending yonr money to the W Suptille, W B (iolvson. Geo Ayer. Chicago Mail Order houses instead R A Johnson. Victor Anderson, Z T Liquors of spending it among your home Sigliu, of Marshfield; Chas. R line. merchants. W hat would have hap Alleghany; M P Clinton. Arago; W pened to Chicago fifty years ago if H Harmon. J C Hervey, of Lee; Lee CllStM. all the First Settlers had shipped Cook, W O Mather. 1> B ! '■ re, their Loose Coin to New York on cat Thomas Langlois. alogue inducements’ W’by you’d Ink Splatters. have to nse a sand dredger now to Higher Clame* of Work Solicited. Nl<‘< ?iill<wli find the Original Site of Chicago. BANDON. OREGON. Now in the Burg from which I have The Hon. Abe Ruef doesn't belong just Blown in we have got over this to the kind that can crawl in uudei Bum Business years ago. We passed the brain storm shelter. Resolutions that we would trade at Mr. Harriman announces that be i- --- Oe<J>—• home and help our own town to going to “give more attention to th« -—ooo--- Spread out so that you could Sight it public." Hands on yonr pockets! K on the map without using Opera if the President is really going ti Glasses. But yon and a Bunch of wring tlie water out of the railroad other folks in this town have wasted stocks, the country need not expect b yonr substance in Riotous Expemli tnres in ¡Chicago l>y mail and let tbe dry spell for some years. The idea of calling a “soft” drink GEO. D. GRAY A CO., Oen’l Agta, L. W. SHAW, Agent, sheriff bang out the ‘Nothing Doing* ♦21 Market. St. San Francisco. Marshfield, Phone 441. sign in front of some of your own ‘Roosevelt lemonade." town's mercantile Emporiums. Look The new Senator from New Jersey, at our Town and then look at yours. won t go to the White Hoose as n W hat makes the Difference ’" mollycoddle; tie is an athlete anil Whereupon the W hittling Gazaboo boxer. , threw a few well chosen Tbongbts A girl t- naturally * ■ innocent that into his mental makeup and went if a fellow kisses her. she thinks be down to the village store to Ann»*x a IS reciting the ten commandments. I >< >r I his Steamer is New. is Strongly built, and fitted with the latest improvements, and will linen collar in place of the Paper Our Chauncey must feel sail these give a regnlar S dav service, for passengers and freight, tietween the Circles which he bad bought from days, when looking over the list of Coquille River. Oregon, and San Francisco, Calif. Chicago at Two Bits a Box. Republican's favorite soi s ELBERT DYER, Agent. Bandon, Oregon. Moral: If you want your town to ■ £ ros E. T. KRUSE, Managing Agent, 207 Front Street, San Francisco, California. To near Ex-Senator Joseph Ralph grow, patronize borne enterprises. Burtou talk, one would think- it whs I • R*"’ }’oU C h n't Expert t<> Get the President and n t the courts that ,v? Eight Secrets of Success. II aH/i ¡'or .</. Gut tried, convicted rid sentenced him. ( '<! H l'olt Get lour It is time that W all street was go .U(). v /: ì " s WORTH <>t A man with a mama for answering ing to the Keeiy institute, or at lea-t advertisements has bad some interest were securing tie services cf -/me ing experiences. He ler.rned that by doctor who advertises to core fits. sending il to a Yankee he could got Art Oklahoma paper advises young Dealer in Boots and Shoe* a cure for drunkenness. And be did men to use their beads as Well as lol - It “take the pledge and keep it." their bands In other words, when Then he sent 50 cents to find ont you can't open the door of oppoitun how to raise turnips successfully, He * ity, jnst butt it tn. found out. ‘•Just take bold of the A distinguished Dane is going to tops and lift.’’ Ml teach the Americans bow t > live with Being young be wished to marry and sent 34 1-cent stamps to a ont servants. But be should leav Chicago firm for information as to the proof that life will then be w. rib how to make an impression. When living. Will not make a man look dressed np if be has a three-days growth of beard. M :i» '-It ii< < >: ! < 'oi| li i II O eiriiii Presto, change. Jnst step into the answer came it read: “Sit down W". AL STEPHENS' Barber Shop in a pan of dough.” and be will make yon look like a gentleman. Hot and <’<>1.1 Hatha. The next advertisement be ABSTRACT PLAN rr R V I S at sb rt n answered read: How to double yonr money in six months. He was told (' r to convert bis money into bills, fold /7 zí ’ /Vf7i’ Marshfield Office Adjoins Flanagan & Bennett bank. them and thus double bis money. P. 8. HOYT, Prop. That at Coquille Adjoins Postoffice. Next lie sent for 12 useful house We Have just Opened A Photo Gallery between the Life Saving hold articles and got a package of Mar-! field Phom. 143 Ci-quil! • Phone. 191 Located in EL DOittDO lit ILIUM Station and the Gallier Hotel, and will engage in a general Portrait needles. First street. II.IMtOX OKI t.OS and View Business. S years experience and all work is guaranteed Rhone <tt ottr /•..r/e >. -< irlo rdering AM> 7 He was slow to learn so he sent SI SHAVING. SHAMPOOING AND HAIL to find out how to get rich. “Work ■ lì'dlii CTTTINO A T STANDARD I’KIC 1 S. hard and never spend a cent. that ■ J. S. Barton. Abstractor Henry stopped him. Haiti room newly lilted upuitli I'nreelain But bis brother wrote to find ont Tnt». Hot or Cold Baths *4.» cent* i rue . ■ z a how to write without pen and ink. He was told to use a lead pencil. ? (teZZXfr He paid SI to learn how to liv without work and was told on a post jl> V Tli»' N'" Pini; More in Now Ready for Bii*ine<« Kvrrything New and Fre*h. al card "Fish for •aay marks, aa we do.” lite Eldorado Druggist and Apothecary Wines. Liquors and Cigars..... A Complete Line of Fresh Vegetables, Fruits, Butter, Dairy and Ranch Products. Milk and Cream delivered. Leave orders for Wood, Coal and Ice. Highest Market Price Paid for Farm Produce. Furnished ooms H. M. Axtell & Company The Pacific l\ asin ss < ¡i P¡ (is. V BAR o s Civil Engineer and Surveyor. LEWIN’S Meat California and Oregon Coast Steamship Company Steamer Alliance Now plying between Portland and Coos Bay only. Weekly trips. MEATS and PRO VISIONS The New. Elegantly Fitted, and Speedy Steamer 5< E Ë £ < > HOTEL M. BREUER'S Rales $f.oo OREGON. BANDON Title Guarantee and Abstract Company A Fifty Dollar Suit TONSORIAL PARLORS Photo Gallery ; Tith G Bandon. Oregon J. W. LINT. and . lb -J B andon SS Drugs and Druggist's Sundries. Patent Medicines, Brushes and Toilet Articles. Fancy Stationery. Fine line of Fancy Candies. Imported and Domestic Cigars. Iti BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKERS War?-: of all Sisis Made te Order. Hsrteshoeing a Specialty. Job work attend' d to promptly and all work guaranteed to give satisfaction, reasonable. Shop on Atwater street. Bandon. Or. ---- ooo---- Standard Oil bas been convicted of illegal rebating on 1.462 counts, the maximum penally being 1*29.24'>.<**•. Now here is a chance for the judicial arm of the government to back np the executive arm. and pnnisb this big criminal to «uch an extent that it will feel the punishment, and along with other corporate violators of the law be deterred from further lawleaeoess. Since it seems to be the policy of the Price« government not to «end any corpora tioQ officer to jail, aa I—er emuiaale >v PACIFIC GRILL ROOMS i- Prop'r. H. M. AXTELL. Conducting a General & High-Class Restaurant Business Quick Service if Desired. T Special Rates to Steady Boatders Private Suppers for Lodges. Part ?s and Balls our Specialty. Prepared on Short No ice. Private Dining Rooms £U l Phone Pacifc V V V
