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is a Hotue Aid fable.
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Coquille Notes.
There was once a Geezer who eat
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around and cut Kiudhtig too small .
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for Cook Stove purpose*. He Whit- | From the Sentinel.
for Men, &
Chas. Sneddon, who Las been
tied agatuBt l ime and Flabbergasted
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against his Town. The town was no prospecting coal deposits ou i Le
good, he «aid strictly on the Blink. lower river, is ill at the Mar-btieid
Ye», it was N G. Why, hadn’t be General Hospital, and bis brother,
CLARENCE Y. LOWE,
lived here since *S4 and found that Ja^k. of Biverton vent over Friday
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the Place was Ponky? Sure, Mike! to attend him. Charley is said to be
Ba inion. Orr«_nn.
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Look at that town over in the next baviog a rather bard tussle of it.
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Joseph Windle, formerly in the [
County. Grown like Jonah's Gourd.
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Must be a Jonah here. \V e’ve growu Light Hoose service, but who now
Is jnst in ree. .,.t of new and
some, but I don’t see that we are resides on a farm on Beaver Slotigb,
fresb stock <>f
knocking any particularly Big Per returned Monday from New York
tsimtnone. Tbat a the way this Gaza- City, when* he was united in mar
Drugs rd Chemicals,
riage to Miss Julia Sweeting a lat
boo knocked his town.
Patent and Proprietary Preparati m
One day a Sarcastic Stranger fl ated arrival from England. The couple
Toilet Art trie'.
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n to the Town that was Knocked frotn will reside on bis tine ranch on the
I lower river.
Druggist*
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the burg that bad Blossomed like
The K. of P. 1< dgj id this city will P erfi ' mfs . B .; surs. S pom Es. S. « p ,
Jonah's Gourd. He Heard some of
Proprietor*.
the Flabbergasting and Dropped to have a contest umotig its metrber- t
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increase
membership.
The
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the situation.
Bandon, -
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Oregon.
Cigars, Tobatt <»* anti Ci!»’•* r**tt*s.
“Look here, yon.’’ be remarked to equally divided into two teams under
the citizen who was Handing out the the leadership of W. T. Kerr and J. Paints. Oils. Glans nd T unters* Supplie»
Knocks. “U bat do yon do for this C. Simmons aud the contest is now
town? Are yon doing yonr part to on and will close Juno 23. The losing
pnt this Burg on the Upgrade? What team will give a banquet to the vic
is that hefty Bunch of literature tors.
sticking ont of yonr Clothes?"
Following is the jury list for the
“That is a Mail Order Catalogue coming term of circuit court which
fromCbicago atowntbat isatown." convenes April 22: Leonard Hartly.
replied the Geezer.
J W Hal). Manly Barklow. J TGuer
“So I thought“ said the Imperti in, of Myrtle Point: J W Fairman. E
ALVIN MUNCK.
nent Arrival. "Now let me hand yon D McAdams, Alfied Flanders. J D
ont a nice little Wad of common Myers, of Coquille; C A Metlin, J L
sense. For the past ten years you W bite, Z T Thomas, W m Bremer. E
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Best Wines.
have been sending yonr money to the W Suptille, W B (iolvson. Geo Ayer.
Chicago Mail Order houses instead R A Johnson. Victor Anderson, Z T
Liquors
of spending it among your home Sigliu, of Marshfield; Chas. R line.
merchants. W hat would have hap Alleghany; M P Clinton. Arago; W
pened to Chicago fifty years ago if H Harmon. J C Hervey, of Lee; Lee
CllStM.
all the First Settlers had shipped Cook, W O Mather. 1> B ! '■ re,
their Loose Coin to New York on cat Thomas Langlois.
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inducements’ W’by you’d
Ink Splatters.
have to nse a sand dredger now to
Higher Clame* of Work Solicited.
Nl<‘< ?iill<wli
find the Original Site of Chicago.
BANDON.
OREGON.
Now in the Burg from which I have
The Hon. Abe Ruef doesn't belong
just Blown in we have got over this to the kind that can crawl in uudei
Bum Business years ago. We passed the brain storm shelter.
Resolutions that we would trade at
Mr. Harriman announces that be i-
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home and help our own town to going to “give more attention to th«
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Spread out so that you could Sight it public." Hands on yonr pockets!
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on the map without using Opera
if the President is really going ti
Glasses. But yon and a Bunch of
wring tlie water out of the railroad
other folks in this town have wasted
stocks, the country need not expect b
yonr substance in Riotous Expemli
tnres in ¡Chicago l>y mail and let tbe dry spell for some years.
The idea of calling a “soft” drink
GEO. D. GRAY A CO., Oen’l Agta,
L. W. SHAW, Agent,
sheriff bang out the ‘Nothing Doing*
♦21 Market. St. San Francisco.
Marshfield, Phone 441.
sign in front of some of your own ‘Roosevelt lemonade."
town's mercantile Emporiums. Look
The new Senator from New Jersey,
at our Town and then look at yours. won t go to the White Hoose as n
W hat makes the Difference ’"
mollycoddle; tie is an athlete anil
Whereupon the W hittling Gazaboo boxer.
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threw a few well chosen Tbongbts
A girl t- naturally * ■ innocent that
into his mental makeup and went if a fellow kisses her. she thinks be
down to the village store to Ann»*x a IS reciting the ten commandments.
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I his Steamer is New. is Strongly built, and fitted with the latest improvements, and will linen collar in place of the Paper
Our Chauncey must feel sail these
give a regnlar S dav service, for passengers and freight, tietween the
Circles which he bad bought from
days, when looking over the list of
Coquille River. Oregon, and San Francisco, Calif.
Chicago at Two Bits a Box.
Republican's favorite soi s
ELBERT DYER, Agent. Bandon, Oregon.
Moral: If you want your town to
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E. T. KRUSE, Managing Agent, 207 Front Street, San Francisco, California.
To near Ex-Senator Joseph Ralph
grow, patronize borne enterprises.
Burtou talk, one would think- it whs
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}’oU C h n't Expert t<> Get
the
President and n t the courts that
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Eight Secrets of Success.
II aH/i ¡'or .</. Gut
tried, convicted rid sentenced him.
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l'olt
Get lour
It is time that W all street was go
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A man with a mama for answering ing to the Keeiy institute, or at lea-t
advertisements has bad some interest
were securing tie services cf -/me
ing experiences. He ler.rned that by
doctor who advertises to core fits.
sending il to a Yankee he could got
Art Oklahoma paper advises young Dealer in Boots and Shoe*
a cure for drunkenness. And be did
men to use their beads as Well as
lol - It
“take the pledge and keep it."
their bands In other words, when
Then he sent 50 cents to find ont
you can't open the door of oppoitun
how
to raise turnips successfully, He
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ity, jnst butt it tn.
found out. ‘•Just take bold of the
A distinguished Dane is going to
tops and lift.’’
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teach
the Americans bow t > live with
Being young be wished to marry
and sent 34 1-cent stamps to a ont servants. But be should leav
Chicago firm for information as to the proof that life will then be w. rib
how to make an impression. When living.
Will not make a man look dressed np if be has a three-days growth of beard.
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Presto, change. Jnst step into
the answer came it read: “Sit down
W". AL STEPHENS' Barber Shop
in a pan of dough.”
and be will make yon look like a gentleman.
Hot and <’<>1.1 Hatha.
The
next
advertisement
be
ABSTRACT PLAN
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answered read: How to double yonr
money in six months. He was told
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to convert bis money into bills, fold
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Marshfield Office Adjoins Flanagan & Bennett bank.
them and thus double bis money.
P. 8. HOYT, Prop.
That at Coquille Adjoins Postoffice.
Next lie sent for 12 useful house
We Have just Opened A Photo Gallery between the Life Saving
hold articles and got a package of
Mar-! field Phom. 143
Ci-quil! • Phone. 191
Located in EL DOittDO lit ILIUM
Station and the Gallier Hotel, and will engage in a general Portrait
needles.
First street. II.IMtOX OKI t.OS
and View Business. S years experience and all work is guaranteed
Rhone <tt ottr /•..r/e >. -< irlo
rdering AM> 7
He was slow to learn so he sent SI
SHAVING.
SHAMPOOING
AND
HAIL
to find out how to get rich. “Work
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hard and never spend a cent.
that
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J. S. Barton. Abstractor
Henry
stopped him.
Haiti room newly lilted upuitli I'nreelain
But bis brother wrote to find ont
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Hot or Cold Baths *4.» cent*
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how to write without pen and ink.
He was told to use a lead pencil.
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He paid SI to learn how to liv
without work and was told on a post
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Tli»' N'" Pini; More in Now Ready for Bii*ine<«
Kvrrything New and Fre*h.
al card "Fish for •aay marks, aa we
do.”
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Eldorado
Druggist and Apothecary
Wines. Liquors
and Cigars.....
A Complete Line of Fresh
Vegetables, Fruits, Butter,
Dairy and Ranch Products.
Milk and Cream delivered.
Leave orders for Wood, Coal
and Ice.
Highest Market Price Paid
for Farm Produce.
Furnished
ooms
H. M. Axtell & Company
The Pacific
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Civil Engineer and
Surveyor.
LEWIN’S
Meat
California and Oregon Coast Steamship Company
Steamer Alliance
Now plying between Portland and
Coos Bay only. Weekly trips.
MEATS and
PRO VISIONS
The New. Elegantly Fitted, and Speedy Steamer
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HOTEL
M. BREUER'S
Rales $f.oo
OREGON.
BANDON
Title Guarantee
and Abstract Company
A Fifty Dollar Suit
TONSORIAL PARLORS
Photo Gallery
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Tith G
Bandon. Oregon
J. W. LINT.
and . lb
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B andon
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Drugs and Druggist's Sundries. Patent Medicines,
Brushes and Toilet Articles. Fancy Stationery.
Fine line of Fancy Candies.
Imported and Domestic Cigars.
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BLACKSMITH AND WAGON MAKERS
War?-: of all Sisis Made te Order.
Hsrteshoeing a Specialty.
Job work attend' d to promptly and all work guaranteed to give satisfaction,
reasonable. Shop on Atwater street. Bandon. Or.
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Standard Oil bas been convicted of
illegal rebating on 1.462 counts, the
maximum penally being 1*29.24'>.<**•.
Now here is a chance for the judicial
arm of the government to back np the
executive arm. and pnnisb this big
criminal to «uch an extent that it will
feel the punishment, and along with
other corporate violators of the law
be deterred from further lawleaeoess.
Since it seems to be the policy of the
Price« government not to «end any corpora
tioQ officer to jail, aa I—er emuiaale
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PACIFIC GRILL ROOMS
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Prop'r.
H. M. AXTELL.
Conducting a General & High-Class Restaurant Business
Quick Service if Desired.
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Special Rates to Steady Boatders
Private Suppers for Lodges. Part ?s and Balls our Specialty. Prepared on Short No ice.
Private Dining Rooms
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Phone Pacifc
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