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i”»)»?««»«»)»}!»»?*» l/Ü o as s * % • *■ she mtitinue to look out for ins welfare I CHOICE MISCELLANY HUMOR OF THE HOUR IN MANDALAY. WASHINGTON LETTER when his very pr»~euce only served to 1 'liag his chii.lren down? They could IbasaaaSt at Ps(«4a ReTta ■■■• at Au l«t»IIUra< Her«». RIs Last Wall. ISinetBi Correspondence.) never su«x*ee«l ill life while it was • he Setllag ot «•«■ Its, One day not long ago two girls. The white robe«l nurses quietly bus Saw <«■ l»»H».i ■■ rai«. The work of the newly organiz«*d clouiied by the presence of their father, Ague» und Pauline Bain, were fording Mandalay baa Its own shy. soft and ied tbemsglves at the patient's tied snd Increased bicycle squad of the Iu tke apportionment of tbe sulatJak who never spoke to them iu anything Cicero creek uear Tiptou, Ind., on ■ide. He was plainly breathing bls gray and Incurving like a teat, with local police department is proving of all United States government etn last. I but a rough and ungeiitlemanly man- horseback- Tbe horse caught hla foot, wblte cloud lines that seem meant for w holly satisfactory (•'Major Sylvester. ployeea tbe year la divided Into quar “What iu tbe work! are you doing?” I uer intermingled witli curses. Slip had stumbled, and the girls were thrown “Have you auythiug to say?" tender scrolla If one cual<| read. It la the Who has loug advocate«! an Improve ters and ea<4t quarter subdivided fir ly asked tbe attending physician. Very Sa■ red City, the city of coutem cordlng to the number of days In each •oked allttl« lady of a Mend whom she high aspiratious for ber boys, but the Into tbe water. ment ot that particular branch of the Neither girl could swim, and both “Nothing--nothing!" gasped tbe dy month, but the president receives prfie found pouring over a lasik and at tbe father’s example wws to be dreaded. At platiou, tbe city of all tbe amuks. A police service. Since tbe uew squad were in Imminent danger of drowning Ing man. "It la only this regret this skiiie tiRie attending la annie sewing. tlcally the same amouBt every mout*. thousand pagoda bells give tougue to I has b«*en on duty ou tbe principal times bis actions were sm*li that the Thus, If a president should die at the “Trying to Ijeep pa«-e with luy chil boys would !<sie heart ami try to avoid when the horse, a great pet aud a remorse this terrible blow to my self the wind there when tbe sun goea thoroughfares of the city It lias cor- respect ■Host Intelligent animal, swam to them, end of February, after recelvlnfi bis dren,” she replied <- she smilingly rected a large uumber of abuses of their frteuds, feeliug their disgrace mi us If conscious of their danger. He breathed now In a labotvd mau- down; a crumbling thousand more give tbe police regulations. salary for that mouth, his su*<ess<»r d<wed tbe book «nd prepared to enjoy up to time tbe testimony of outworn Aronml ami around them the animal Her, and they beut lower to hear bis would In reality receive less than the ber visit. “You nee,” she omtinued, keenly. Moved to d«fl«|>eratiou by bis The charge of maintaining tbe things. • full amount due him In March because "my uclmol advantages were very lim falling lower and lower in tbe scale of swam until Agues finally caught hold story divulged. It lies In a curved arm of blue bills, handle bars of his bicycle ou a plane of his tali. Then she fortunately “ Oh, ” wailed the unfortunate, “ to his predecessor had, in effect, been ited. We lived ou a farm, and you «leoeucy, she applied for a divorce aud and something broods over it with so four Inches t»elow the plane of the had no trouble in having it granted. caught her slater’s hair, and the horse think to think—that 1 have smashed licitude. This you suspect from tbe air saddle was preferred against Charles overpaid the prior month. Inasmuch know how much opportunity farmers ’ towed them lH»tb ashore. all the antispeed laws In ebristeudom as tbe president’s salary may not be Then she left tbe home where she hail The first news of the acci«lent that against automobiles and then aud of the place aud tbe way tbe shrill A. Smith In police court the other divided Into exactly equal parts, It Is sons aud daughters had to go to school «pent so many «lays vf misery and the family had was tbe appearance of then to be run over by an lee wag talk of the |>arrots and tbe complaint morning, and u | k »1 i conviction the de necessary to pay the chief magistrate in those days, don’t you*? Little ■ r I moved from the little country town, of the goats and tbe laughter of tbe fendant was compelhd to |>ay a flue l-l.lM.ti6 ou some mouths and $4.1titi.«J7 nothing, Mill I always managed to where every one was her friend, to San Tom, the horse, at the door, neighing on!” people come to you wherever you are of fl. Tbe regulation was made sev Mr. Bain went out. It was too much, and he gave up the i s If In trouble. on others. On one occasion during try ami keep up with the more for- ilttlng. Afterward you go out. as I eral years ago to prevent scorchers api>eared the animal Francisvsi with her family. Not a soul I host In mortal agony. - Baltimore The moment he the Cleveland administration a mis tunate children, even when 1 bail to did that morning with tbe commission from collkUug with j>«*<iestr(jins by rid News. a trot. Then, seeing did she know, ami she ha«l but twenty started away on take was made, aud there were sent stop when tbe summer rush ot harv« st er. and see under the very seultb, wb«*re ing head down at a high rate of speed. to the chief executive three successive ing ami sheep-shearing, the fruit sea I dollars to purchase tbe neeeHsari«« of that his master did not follow, he gal- the low gray sky Is caught up, the Very few arrests have t>een made late Qulo Exeasable. l<>p«<d back, neighed again and then lifeatter paying Iler rent and alone in a warrauts for $4,lti«I»W. When the It was at the literary club rweptlon. square of the dark red crenellated ly for this violation of tbe regulation. error was discovered. the treasury de | son, etc., came ou. 1 craved an educa- big city. But she was not disheartened Weut off as before. free Qaart»»« For Veterwws. "Which do you consider the best walls of the old royal city, three miles By this time Mr. Bain had concluded p'artinent’ hasten, d to d’lspab’h to the I u‘>'* 811,1 always shed many bitter team and cheered the lonesome children by each way, and outside the walls tbe A large number of letters are re- White House a warrant on the United when the order came to briug home a display of cheerfulness she «lid not from the conduct of tlie horse that novel of the year?” said the gu«*st of IMirallel ilear moat thinking back at ceived from day to day by tbe officials the evening to tbe long haired young Htutes government for a cent, made my school Issiks and assist in the (eel. They lived in two or three rooms something was wrong and hurriedly followed the animal. He met tlie two man whose name he had fulled to the sky, ami then you are sure that of tlie citizens' committee In charge out In Mr. Cleveland's favor, though drudgery of farm work. How I envital over and alsne tbe government of In of pre|>aratlona for tbe coming na «in a little side street. One of the tsiys little girls making their way home catch. the president never caslxal tlds check. girls who could attend a whole dia some spirit is In possession here, tional encampment of the Graud Army The long haired youth hesitated. started out to sell uewspapeis and ward. The horse ran up to them and —Argonaut I term without any interruptions. I ustai "Perhaps I'd better not commit my some spirit that beuds In affection over of the Republic asking as to free quar liel|ied to eke out a living iu that way. rubbed his nose on their sltoulders as ters for veterans. To all these com to pour over my books long after tbe Another month’s rent was drawing if to show how glad he was to tind self," he said, with a slight hesitation. finished and forgotten things. Tb» revtessae, «he !.■<■> and Ih» Cow. Sev<*n roofed kiosks stand at inter munications reply Is made that tbs "Why not?” queried the guest. rest of the family were wrapt in slum- near and still the way seemed dark, but them alive. It is told of a certain professor whose "Because,” replied the youth, “1 vals over the gates In the wall—they allotment of free quarters is exclu abiientmimhdneJs ‘7is,ut"'«'rtnajed" bis I l*r »'<<« UP <‘8*“ K“1 the star of h«i|>e was ever liefore her are calh*d pyathat, but they strike the sively under tlie control of the national I.oadoa Dines at Noon. wrote it.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. ■««ruing that he was one day. crossing the men’s breakfast so they could get moving steadily ahead and giving eve like |s*neeful conclusions aud low headquarters of the G. A. R. at Min Except fri certain circles, from the the college campus, alisorlsal to such I an early start. Aly hands have lieen white stone bridges raise«! Iu tbe mid neapolis, and that all applications for promise of tetter things. Then the upper middle class or tbe lower upper Careless Girl. a degree In a book of his that had Just I more or less tied since my marriage at- die span the moat. The buttresses of such quarters should lie made there. classes upward, among whom the cus way «qened. Positions were found for "Such carelessness is little short of b««-u published that he was lost to tending to the wants of my little flock ilie gates are painted deep gray aud In a circular letter aeut out some everything else. Suddenly he bumissl aU(| 1 did not realize fully my scant all her tsiys and she herself found em tom of evening dinner prevails, the re- criminal," thundered Dr. Price-Price white, and the bank that slants steeply time ago by the committee to the de- s|H*ctable English custom Is to serve angrily. up against an obJ<M.*t. and looking up I knowleilge of las>ks until they liegati to ployment by the day. She always "Oh, doctor,” sobbed Mrs Sasslety from the wall to the water has here | part inent commanders of tbe G. A. R. be saw that be ha«l collided with a managed to ge* home in time to have a dinner at noon, Pie evening meal rang ing all the way from the workman ’ s advance iu their studi«»«. I was rusty Llder's nursegirl, "do you blame me and there a low, twisted, spreading and division commanders of the Sons cow that had rudely strayed In his tree on It. purely for decoration. You of Veterans, attention is called to this hot supper ready for the tir«i chil repast of tea with winkles, bloaters or for the baby's illness?” iu what little 1 did kuow ami so liegan way. you cow! ” way. “Get out of the may stop at a corner ami look two matter. The citizens' coinniitt«*e Is dren. Then mother ami sons attended jam to the heavy Ripper of game and "Most assuredly. You should know to try and brighten up a little bit, but he exclaime«l irritably, prefixing an lm night seh<sd together. All graduated pastry for the rlcn, To tjiis custom better than to leave it alone Iu tbe ways along tin* reflecting water, with earnestly desirous that all tbe old tbe modern methods are much better polite adjective to “cotv.” at the same time and all have steady the restaurants cater, but to the large care of Its mother even for a moment." bridge after bridge receding across, veterans who wish to come, but who Tbe next day as the professor was than they were in our day an«l more and pyathat after pyathat diminishing may lie debarred through inability to again crossing the campus, Immersed thorough, aud 1 found my little folks and gisid salaried positions iu some of floating colonies of foreigners to whom — Philadelphia Press. above, and each red and gray and meet the expense of quarters while an evening dinner Is a necessity they in Ills reading, he again ran into an passing me and getting to a place the leading business houses in Sau white vista so picked out and finished here, may be provided for, and so ex pay no heed, says the Outlook. They Destitution. objeet. “Oh, that confounded cow!” where I could no longer assist them Francisco. A happier family you will umler th«* «inlet light slipping adorably presses itself in all replies to letters on continue complacently to serve "din “ No; the general prosperity did not he exclaimed, Then, hearing an In not be able to find, and the proud little into tbe near blue of the hills. the subject. dignant "Sir!” he looked up hastily to when they came to me with their stud mother says as she hsiks smilingly at ner from 12 to 3,” after which hour much lighten the lalxirs of the sewing Mandalay seem<*d aware with hunt The District a Territory. may whistle in vain, for no dinner one circle. There was always want to be ies. 1 was ashauieti for them to know discover that this time he had come ing that day. flags ami arches of wel her four handsome tsiys, “The road was will he get. As a natural result an relieved. Tbe District commissioners have r««- up against the wife of a fellow pro that their mother was so far behind the very rough, and it seemed for a long come every w her«* and crow ds flm'klng— celv«*d from Secretary of State Hay a army of French ami Italian restau “Just now,” added the pious woman, fessor. It hardly made matters better times, so after they retired for the night and almost awake but aware you letter similar to those sent to all gov- time like my very soul had lieen rants are doing a brisk business and "we are particularly busy making up to assure her that he had taken her I would take up the books and study looked again mid saw that she only I ernors of states amt territories in tbe for a cow. and It re«piire«l the goo«l their lessons. I nsteail of studying their warpeil and all the brightness g«*ne, lint amassing fortunes, not only In cater clothes for members of the church left turned In her sleep and smiled, as at 8 I United States representing the scholar ing for their own p<s»ple, but In bring destitute by tlie last rummage sale.”— offices of the entire faculty to restore lessons at night I would put them to my faith never wavered, and the way dream. Exchange. ships offered to Americans under tbe ing comfort to many an English bach Puck. opened and darkness turned to light. ” an era of good feeling. terms of the will of the late C«*ll txni early and «'all them in the morning elor emancipated from tea and jam. »■ . » Rhodes, Mr. .Maefarland has moved Not only in the matter of service, but in time to get their home work liefore JAPANESE JOTTINGS. A Lndicroni Word Twister. “Cecil J----- Your question ¡ h one that the paia>rs be referred to the also in the menu, does the village res Professor William Archibald .Spoo breakfast. They were fresh ami bright Chrysanthemums served as a salad board of (silication for its report, and ner of Oxford university lias become 18,,<' their minds active, and I was ready that cannot beanswered in this column. taurant cling to old custom. are a favorite article of diet among after the receipt of that the commis- famous as a ludicrous word tw Ister I to help them and answer the questions sinners will formally reply to the com the Japanese. The Cat Columns. BRIEF REVIEW Once at a special service, seeing some I put to me. Yes, there was ‘metho«! in munication of Mr. Hay. One of the features in which Eng At a Japanese banquet it is con women stunding at the back of the I my maduess,’for they never found out The receipt of the letters settles the lish periodicals for women differ from sidered a compliment to exchange cups Cause of Baldness. church wafting to be seated, be rushed I w|lat stupi«l woman their mother mooted question as to whether the Dis American magazines of the same class with a friend. down the aisle and addressed the usb I WH». , eoj( ,he leMW)11„ Among tlie common causes of bald Is iu the "cat columu.” There Is a sec Japanese cooks are the most cruel in trict of Columbia came under the head ers as follows. "Gentlemen, gentlemen. I , > ■. ness those which stand apart from ac tion devoted to eat gossip In many of everv ____ atom of I01, 8 state or territory witlün tlie mean- , ,, , into . their sheets. „ i, the world. They ' , cut __ _____ sew these ladles Be land particularly 1 ; as they advanctsl. It | I tfesh off a living tish piecemeal with I lug of the will or was merely a city. Ing asked at dinner what fruit lie I *tet‘l>M ,,ie studying all my spare min- tual disease of the liair—Dr. Andrew them. In which well known catteries I The letter beiug sent to the commis out first causing death. would have, be promptly replied, "Pigs. ut<*. l,ut • enjoy every moment speut Wilson places in the first rank the habit are described, the good points of their sioners by the secretary of state is ac inmates and the metlxsls of their ow n Tlie lower class of the Japanese em which many met: acquireof wettingthe Ileus." This is the way In which Dr. I with the Issiks, and l«sddes it keeps me cepted as evidence from high authority ers set fortli and the troubles of cor ploy hardly any other material than hair everv morning In their liath or Spooner proposed to bls wife: Being I in touch with my children. that legally tbe District of Columbia respondents discussed, all with an un paper for their clothing. Where wages one afternoon at tbe borne of her fa when washing the face. What ha[e - «uii.it ¡vus conscious gravity uuu and a a dignity ui of « « « « are exceedingly low, cloth Is an im exists In the status of a territory of tlier, Bishop Harvey G«xalwin of Car I the Unittuj ¡States. style which approach the humorous in possible extravagance. lisle, Mrs. G ihh I w I ii said, "Mr. Spoo “There is more in common between ■ natural ■■a ■ . ■ ■ . .. ■ ■ . . - «s«i .. ami 1 con oily uua secretion of the skin ... of ..... the American eyes. The in.. illness Dlatrlet I*«»« I nlun Waaes. Every hotel in Japan has a fan, spe ner, will you please go out Into the ' I us than you will usually tind betw«*en head is removed by the water, and the sequent absence from a show of a fa In response to a recent communica cial to itself, containing a view of the garden and,ask Miss Goodwin If she I mothers and their children. To use my hairs are therefore deprived, to a large mous cat are thus gravely chronicled hotel and a blessing from the writ tion from James E. Mitchell, aettug will come in and make tea?” The pro in a recent publication: “She was pre s«x*retary of the Bulldiug Trades Couu- fessor, on finding the young lady, said, I oldest tsiy’s expression, he always says extent, a« also is the skin, of the natural vented from appearing at Edinburgh “You say Cubbage is worth a clean ings of Confucius. One of these is al Icil. regarding the rate of wages paid ways given to the departing guest. "Miss Gtxglwin, your mother told me I‘Mother is my chum,’ and he makes lainiade, as it were, which the skill stqw by an unfortunate accident, having got million?” I to employees In the District repair to ask you If you would come iu aud I me his confident, as indeed all my ehil- plies. There are thousands of little a tish bone firmly fixed iu her nose Many Japanese women are under shop, tbe District commissioners have “Yes.” I dren do. I have not allowed them to glands in the skill ealkd sebaceous take me.” going the slight surgical oiieration nec ‘“Is there fl snecinl reason for the lie. eating her snpi>er. She Im« sr<*« essary to straighten the slant of the I forwar«led to him ti><* following meni- I drift away from me. We now have glands, whieh produce an oily sub while well over tlie effects, barring a slight of the adjective clean?” Jim O’Brien’s FZpItMph. eyelid, which distinguishes them so lorandum from G. P. Coleman, superln- I our study hour every evening together stance, keeping the skin supple, and as weakness of the eyes, which will no "There Is. He made the money In ! tendent of repairs: “I supisise our western country has I and It is one of the happiest hours of unmistakably from Caucasian women. the soap business.” — Detroit Free these glands o|>en into the sheaths of doubt pass off in a day or two.” “The following mechanics employed furnished more funny things iu the ep The Japanese eat more flab than any by this department are receiving union Press. itaph line than all the rest of the I the day, studying, arguing and com- the hairs we may very naturally b«- other people in the world. With them wages: Carpenters. $3 per diem; paint A Cariona Phenomenon. world,” remarked a Colorado ex <■«»11- I meuting on the work of each other. lieve that they contribute to the liairs Mere Pleasantry. meat eating is a foreign innovation, iers. $2.00; tinners, $2.80; bricklayers. Pe- While the tiery tornado at Mont II don ’t believe they will ever see the some sulistance intended for their nour gressman. Photographer—Excuse me, sir, but contined to the rich, or, rather, to those I $4.50, and laborers, $1.50 per diem. and lee, passing toward the south "I remember one that adorned tlx* I day when they will say, 'Oh, mother is ishment and preservation. If, therefore, west, widened the sweep of its de you have been sitting on your hat for rich i>eople who prefer it to the na ITbe only mechanics who are not paid cemetery at Leadville in the palmy I such an old fogy,’ as 1 heard one of through any cause the natural oil of the tional diet. «tractive power In order to extend its tlie last ten minutes. I union wages are the plasterers. Last days of that great mining camp. It I their schoolmates remark the other day scalp is removed say by too frequent devastations farther a remarkable t'ustouier (furious)—Well, why in I summer only two applications were re- seems that in the course of a barroom I in regard to his mother, and when washing the hairs, l>emg deprived of phenomenon came to stop It in its thunder didn't you tell me before? Birds' txxa Too Mneb For Science. Icelved for this class of work, and In broil one Jim O'Brien, a well known I some one reproved him for it he replied, their nourishment, tend to fall out. It is not often that science acknowl each case $2 50 per diem was asked Photographer—I wlshetl you to look course. Two strong atmospheric cur character, bad his existence terminat edges herself at fault in an apparent pleasant, sir. rents laden with rain, one moving I‘Well, she doesn’t know about any-1 As a very small amount of plastering ed prematurely. He was a good fel ly simple matter, but she frankly does (patching) has to be done the two men from the southeast and the other from Utilization of Wastes. loforearen Results. low In tbe main and not without ■ thing else but styles and fashions.’ I so iu regard to tbe color and marking The census bureau has issued a report the north, fell of a sudden upon tbe friends. One of the dead man's asso I felt sorry for the l«oy, for be was really Dolly—I believe Judy Gibbs is a mes of a large proportion of birds' eggs. who made application were employed sides of the Aery s|s>ut ami. euclreling and gave entire satisfaction.” elutes. In deep grief over his demise, I estranged from his mother by her total on the utilization of wastes and by-prod It nlong a distinctly marked line, merist. A reason there must be for their in- Night Work at White Hoase. I indifference to anything [tertaining to Polly-Wby? erected a wooden slab over his grave ucts iu manufactures. Tbe re|s>rt de cooled It to such a point that I have finite diversity; It cannot be an a*s- A night force of car|ienters has btten on which he had written In large let I her boys beyond seeing that their nies that any very such profitable seen persons who, finding themselves Dolly—I went to sell her a ticket to thetic one, and all we can say with put to work on tbe Interior of the ters: I clothes were of the latest cut and that I employment of wastes in manufacture precisely upon this line of demarca our picnic and she sold me one.—De any confidence Is that the ever per- White House. For tbe first time In troit Free Press. "Jtm O'Brien departed for heaven at they were always well dad. They liuit- vading instinct of distrust is probably has reached its highest degree of attain tion, were struck on one side by tiery 8:30 a. m. exhibited In eggshells as in more Im the history of tbe old building work missiles, while on the other and only "A local humorist happened along I gered for something else rather than for ment. lustead it predicts further de a few feet away nothing was falliny Last. portant things, and the main idea in men are driving nails and manipulat soon afterward nisi appended the fol I this vain glory. They wanted her ay m- velopments even to the extent of con but the rain of mud, cinders and “Yes, sir,” said the builder gleefully; their scheme of coloration has been ing saws and other tools by electric light The night force began work In I pathy and encouragement as well as verting by-products into the main lowing: stones which descended on tlie coun “every bouse in that section Is rented the securing of safety from many ene tbe ancient attic. "Heaven. 4:20 p. m.—O'Brien not yet ar I her interest in what they were doing in product of industry. The most con now but one.” mies by harmonizing them with their tryside everywhere. — Century. Four bedrooms, presumably all for rival. Intense excitement. The worst Is I their school life, but such things made spicuous instance of sucli reversion In "Ah! And that one.” remarked Ills surroundings. But it is a scheme full feared.” servants, are being built in the attic, any friend, “ is last, but not leased." — Phila of perplexing exceptions, whieh I her tired. One of the boys, who fre- the last decades of the ninet«*enth cen The Wailierwoiuen'i Trnst. —Washington Tinies. one can stmly for himself.—Pall Mall which, before tbe Roosevelt adminis I quently joined our little family circle tury is in the revelations of c >al tar and Following the example of great delphia Press. tration, had b«:en used for storage pur Gazette. Love of C ountry. I around the study table whispered to the highly developed utilization of Its financial potentates, the Japanese poses only. A driveway Is building Her Aacatlua. For the love of country, as such, it I one of my boy« not long since as he was many by-products. In the course of a washerwomen at Vladivostok have from the White House to tbe execu "But why are you taking your doc Prrachla* Moakeys. would lie difficult to decide between taking bis departure,‘Say, Rob, your resume of the subject by industries the formed a species of trust, the mem The author of "The History of Bra- tive avenue, between tbe White House bers of which agree to the following tor with you on your trip?" lie asked. the highlander of Scotland mid the mother is a ‘Joe Dandy.’ Helps a fel report says, among other tilings, that rules: First, no washing i»er month at “There la to be so much going ou,” zil" tells of a s(>ecles of monkey called and the treasury. mountain born Inluibltmits of the Tyrol. Katlozate For Deaf aud Dumb. she answered, "and you know 1 am "preachers." low lots, doesn ’ t she'.' Wish my moth from $3,000,000 to $4.000,000 worth of Every morning and contract rates; second, no washing Both will- wander in search of fortune The Initial one or tbe District esti not very strong anyway. ” — Town Top- er was like h«r.' If his mother could evening these monkeys assemble in wool fat and |s»tash are run down the to lie done at less than 4 cents per to the ends of the world and yet look lea. tire wooda. One takes a higher | hjb 1 mates for tbe fiscal year ending June back to their native mountains as their have heard linn I am sure she would streams ami wasted annually in the article; third,.no washing to be done tlon than tbe rest and makes a signal 30, 190-4, has r«*aebed tbe commission- only real home. The same is true of have trust to make his home-life a little United States, and similar lost oppor for customers owing moue.v or making Another Sod Blow. with his fore paw. At this signal the I ers* coming from Dr. E. M. Gallaudet. the Swiss, although in a lesser degree. happier. As it is, while she is study tunities for utilizing wa te material are deductions for lost, spoiled or badly Enpeck (excitedly at 2 a. m.)—Wake washed linen. Fines varying from up and listen, my dear. I'm sure there others sit around him and listen. When president of the Columbian Institution It Is a very singular fact that inhab ing the fashions they are wandering on pointed out. they are all s«*ated, he tieglns to utter For tbe Deaf and Dumb at Kendall $20 to $25 are to lie levied on wash Is a man In tbe bouse. itants of uioiintaiuous countries pos the street or speudilig the evening at a series of sounds. When he stops Green. Dr. Gallaudet asks that the erwomen departing from tbese rules sess thia feeling of attachment In a the house of some neighlsir. They are Mrs. Enpeck (sleepily) — Do keep these cries, be makes another signal commissioners include in their esti An Intelligent Bird. much Intenser form than those of flat quiet, Henry. You flatter yourself. nice children, but they are sadly lack with bls paw, and the others cry out mates to congress an item of $10,500 The yakamik, or trtlmpeter of Venez No V«ul( llurzlar Proof, countries. ing in the home training that is one of uela, , until he mak«*s a third signal, upon for the expenses attending the instruc United States treasury experts after a fowl of the crane sjievies, is a The Rule ot Gotr. which they tweome silent ngajn. This tion of deaf and dumb ttersons admit, l.«»k»<l Heart. tbe stepping-stones in life's journey and bird of extraordinary intelligence. The Investigating thermite rejsirted to .As Redd Can you always tell a begiu author, Mr. Maregrove, asserts that he I to the institution from the IMstrict “Once there was a lawyer out neat gives our little ones a sure foothold, if I natives use it instead of sheep dogs for distant Secretary Taylor In Washing ner on the golf links? was a witness to these preachings. I Columbia. This amount is tbe same Galesburg," said an Illinois congr«*aa- y«»u knew bow much I enjoy «lie com- I guanilng and tierding their tt.wks. It ton that tliere tx no such tiling ns a Greene—Weil, as a rule, you can’t 1 as has been appropriated by congress tuau, “who made a brilliant defense In panionship of my children you would burglar proof safe or vault. The best tell him much.—Yonkers Statesman. annually for seveial years past A Raaltla Thought. a certain case. Men praised bls effort. not wonder at my desire to keep pace is said that, however far the yakamik tempered steel, no matter how thick. may wander witli the flocks, it never Is not proof against the nee clietnicnl Not One Objectionable Picture. To be content in utter darkness and 'Will he make his mark for ability as Oar Sammer Girl. Two women were walking through Ignorance Is Indeed unmanly, and there an advocate?' some one asketl. 'No.' w ith them in their studies and every-1 fails to find its way home at night, driv compound. This ' report *’ns made Upon the turquoise billow's crested top replied the veteran lawyer. 'His abll thingelse in which they are interested.’’ ing liefore it all th. creatures intrusted after testing ; thermite on the great The summer girl, the pearl of all the fore we think that to love and find I the corridors of the Congressional knowledge must be always right. Yet I library tbe other day leading a little sea. Ity lieglns here at the Adam's apple to its care. « « « « steel vaults In Chicago and other With gay abandon bobs In boundless wherever pride has any share In the I boy between them. They were evl- and extends upward. He must have cities. They advised the government glee. Tile alsive «'alls to mind a brave little work even knowledge and light may la? dently from the Interior and were very something under his left breast.'” The 1'oeoanut trees grow' in large planta to adopt the latest burglar alarm de The sweetest of the peacherlno crop. congressman cited this as an example woman who never had much seh<s>ling, tions close to the shore all over the vice that gives Instant warning of The man who sees her yearns to be her ill pursued. Knowledge Is good, and much Interested and edified by all they prop light Is good, yet man perish«*d in seek saw. After they bad carefully stud why some speeches fail in the house but had sttssl liehiml ai'ounter in her Philippine islands. Within the last burglars. For life—that Is, to hold her heart In ing knowledge, and the moths perish ied the exquisite mural decorations of representatives.—Washington Post father’s little gris'ery store from the twelve years the trade has increased fee Hspilsm by Brandy. And plod to glean for thia entrancing in seeking light, and If we who are ■ nd the symbolic pictures tietween the time she was able to l«s«k up over the she A new religious sect has been found crushed before tbe moth will not accept ■rcbes and over tbe doors, they eat a aof« A««««- tOp a|1)| „pjvg customers. Lame tremendously. The product is periodi the golden wherewithal with which to such mystery as Is needful to us we down on a bench to rest, and one of Dlbbs (rather .hort.lgl.ted, overtak b.bvh«s>d she l.a.l anything cally affected by heavy typhoons, but «al In the southwestern province oi shop. them remarked: Ing total stranger an«! slapping him • • " it requires only a few years to pick up Russia, the members of which lielleve A brief space hence he sees this siren shall perish in like manner. None but on liack from behind) - Hello, old fel ,’ut •‘“‘X llf8' ► »rally she again. “I ain't seen a picture In sll this in baptism by brandy Instead of bap the proud will mourn over this, for we cute Lean from the window of her perfumed may always know more if we choose place that ain't fit to frame and bang low! How are you? So glad to see you I tnarrie.1 a man who prove«! to lie a tism by water. The Iniptisin. too 1« lair •gain. Who'll have thought of m«*et-I “ne’er do well” »ort of a fellow and CARL SCHOFIELD. by working on. but the pleasure Is, I In a house." It is said that flint which forms tbe internal Instead of external, the con And envies, while he heaves a wistful Stranger-Confound you, str! How I only served to make her life harder and sulietratum of lanidon is nothing but vert drinking as much of the liquor think, to humble people. In knowing sigh, that the Journey Is endless, the treasure dare you strike me tn that blackguard take the last bit of brightness out of it. (wtriflisl sponges. An examination of as he can possibly negotiate, The fhe hyaclnthlne zephyr, rapture mute. Malaasas. That nestles In the tangles of her hair inexhaustible.—Ruskin. The molasses which Is left as a resi ly manner? \ou ought to he more it n struggle fora l>are existence. the fossil s|singes or flint shows its luetlaal of baptism is believed to W She sweetly shakes athwart the sill te the cause of the rapid growth of th« car«*ful that you've got the right per she u fer yealB untl| he . ease«! to structure. due from beet sugar manufacture Is dry. Herrs k. sect utilized in Germany to make alcohol. ...... < , , I seek work and siient his time lounging “Hurrah!" It used to lie "Hurray!” Dlbbs Really, sir. I must apologize, . , 1 R His Nickname. Two Aspects. Na Rash Remarks. but I t.x.k you for the Earl of---- . The <'”«»»'« '>«.me tn a qu«iw ■ nd the cry Is as old as England. It < »tie of the greatest draw backs in Mex- “1 hope they don’t give my little boy “Mrs. McBnilth Is a very queer wld- Benham—I believe a woman can love is the battl«*cry of tlie old Norse likeness Is really won- relsome ukmm I night after night and lc» is the scarcity of fuel. H*q*es are two men at tbe same time. vikings as they swept down to burn ■w.” Stranger (greatly mollified) Say no abusing herself ami the children. The I placed in the probable discovery of oi) any naughty nicknames In school.” "Yes. ma. they call me ‘Corns.’ ” Mrs. Benham—If she la a married ■ nd murder among the [>eai-eful Brit "Queer In what way?" more, sir, I entreat. I quite se«* bow I little woman was doing some quiet in paying quantities. “How draadful! And why do they woman, she has to try to. Isb. "Tur. ale!” was their warcry, “No one has ever beard her say she the mistake occurred. Magnificent reasoning all to herself. Why should call you that? ” Benham—What do you mean? which means. "Thor. al<l!” an appeal | wouldn't marry tbe beat man that weather. Isn't it? Gootl morning to Lhe continue to live with this man, "'Cause I'm always at the foot of If the licet you can say about your Mrs. Benham-She has to try to love for help to Tbor, the god of battles. ever lived."—Puck. ' you; good morning.—1-ondon Answers | who had not given her a kind wont In her busband, and be isn't the same neighlstr is In reply to the worst he said the class." years and who had not contributed a I.efl Helpless. man when they have company that lie AeeMeataily. atsiut you, don't say it. Close Heseoablanee. Thoaaht It Likely. cent to thesupport of tlie family,allow Mrs. Brown So your girl has left Is when they haven't any.—Brooklyn Hoax—How did be make bls money? "Contentment,” said Uncle Eben, "Is -Mrs Dozzle—And will you love me Life. you? What for, for mercy's sake? Joax—Quite by accident. One-third of the Unite«! States projier when I’m old and unlovely? a mighty flue thing. But de trouble ing her to make the llvhig as best she Mrs. Black—Absolutely for Botblng. Hoax—How was that? •bout it is dat it Is kin’ o' babd to could and demanding money fn>ui her ii> vacant land. Work Is the Inevitable condition of HI Doozle — I suppose so. You see, Mrs. Brown—Oh, that's it. 1 reiuem- Joax—He loot a leg in a railroad '■tlagush Turn plain laxluesa."— Wasb- han>earned am! liadly nee«ie<l »Age to I be old and daffy then myself.—San human life, the true source of human ber you told me she wouldn't leave wreck and recovered damages. -Pblla- squander in th* sahwms ' Why should I if you cannot beelever, I m * <*areful. luatou Btar. welfare.—Tolstoi. Franclaco Bulletin. you for anything.—Boston Transcript dfllphla Record. « BARDO» RRi ORDKft. I
