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4 i r- Li 4 had Ttu fer nex’ winter's school, but we could pay him only eighteen dollars a mouth, en 1 expec' lie’s a tuakiu' more'll the) In real estate. • “Wull, arter nil the preelltninarles wuz settled, lie called out Dollle Fudges ell Sallle Homer to choose up; in they chose up ever' one tn the By Freeman E. Miller. bouse. Nary feller tliayre axed to lie excused, which wuz shore to the great cr-dlt of Tail holt deestriet. It wuz Copyright, IWI, by Freeman E. Miller. funny to watch the gals ez they wuz a ehoosln’ up. They both seemed to I wat III!I.E I was visiting my old think thet tbe older a feller looked the I W] Indiana friend Bill Dodge, on more p'lnts lie would count up. en the t b/yM l lipper Connell creek, last win- way they went arter the ole folks wuz. ter he related a little episode ■i caution. It didn't take 'em long to that will Illustrate the cosmopolitan character of the population in Okla homa better than a whole table of statistics. 1 will tell the story In his ' imumgi- as nearly as I can. Aft- ^died supper Bill st-irted THE GEOGRAPHY MATCH IN TAIL HOLT DISTRICT [w] r er hear wliut happened ne Tail-holt schoolhouse last emher? Wull. its tin- funniest story ever wuz. strnngellke, en nuthin’ like It ever wuz er could 'a' been aney- w hay re else than hi Oklnhomy, 1 reck on." I had not heard about It. and Bill accordingly continued: "Ye see, the purfesser at Tail holt last winter wuz a jimdamly. Beckon be ldmse'f didn't even know thet he knoweil hall' ez much ez In- did not by tbe dlckahunairy name, am-yhow. But be wuz sensible, en he had Idees; eu when a matt with idees gits into a schoolhouse with boys en girls tliet ain’t asleep lie makes things git up en bum fer keeps. We hadn't had aney- thing new In the deestriet senc-e the openin’, en several of us leadin’ pat terns axed him to give us somepin new en llvelyllke fer the winter souiepin good fer ole folks ez well ez cliildern. He kind of thort awhile en chawed Ids uiusstash, en arter awhile, studilylu’- like, lie says: "‘We'll have a jogafy match.' “ ‘No.’ says I, 'tliet is too ole en wore out. We bail Jogafy matelies In ole Indlanny when I wuz Jist a leetle kid.' "Ih r ¡U nix u'tiun’ cl<tr <troun' I.cm llall’s neck.” “ ‘But,’ says he. ‘this air a new kind of Jogafy uiatc-b. 1 know lt air pittili sort out ever’bod.v In the house, old en new 'cause I've Jist inade it all tip yeimg. Idg en little, male en female, uiyse'f,' says he. ‘lt conldn't he did clean down to leetle Charley Marvin, aueywliayre else tlian in Oklaliomy, the humpback. either,’ says he. "Things got so quiet ye could hear ‘Let us have It to onct!’ says I, t lu men a-ehawin' tlieyre terbacker, ez speak In' fer the crowd. En the pur- tile gals en the purfesser begun to tig- fesser en all on us patterns agreed, get up the p’lnts. They commenced nt “Wull. he announced the nex' day tile head of each line. Salile had the afore books wuz let out that tliayre fust choice, en she took ole Ben Swale would be a glnyouiue. original Jogafy fer it. match, strlc'ly pertainin’ to Oklahomy, “ ’Whayre wuz ye horned. Mr. at tbe schoolhouse the ilex' Friday Swale?’ asked the purfesser. In Vlr- evenin' ut airly lamplightin', en all the glnny.’ Ben answered; en Hallie's slde scholars en patterns eu frien's wuz to got credit fer forty-six p'lnts. en lier come. He said it wuz to he a new father, who wuz a stan'in’ by me. fangled sort of jogafy match, sleli ez whispered wliut remarkable penetra could be got up nowhayre else iu tiie tion thet gal had. fer one so young. wide world tbmi in Oklahomy. en. says "Dollle had taken Mrs. Swale fer her he, ever’bod.v better come en -i-e the fust choice; en Mrs. Swale wuz axed fun en git akwainted eu him someplu the same question. ’Ill Arkansaw,’ too. s.lie answered, en a big laugh went up. "Friday night the ole sod schoolhouse en Dollle got credit fer only four wuz Jam pack full of folks, eu a good p'lnts. many on ’em had to stan' up aroun’ the "En so they went on. whipsawhi' aiges. But it wuz a purty warm night down the lines, en aerost from one is —Oklahomy has a good many purty the other, en some amusin' things n warm nights In December, ye know happenin' right along all the time. The en they got along fust rate, en arter women ’ml say ’Indeed!’ Jlst ez sur he'd let ’em talk awhile, along about 7 prized like, en ’Oh, my!’ ez excitedly, ^k tbe purfesser culled the meetiu’ en the men folks 'nd smile en keep on :der en lolt 'em The kind of -a elm win tlieyre terbacker. Some curl match be laid thort out en Ills great oils combinations come to the light of purposs iu devisin’ It. He said lie no the community fer the fust time, en I ticed thet a good many people in Okla- reckon tlieyre owners even wuz eolisid homy didn’t know tlieyre neighbors, al ernbly surprised themselves. Tliayre though they wuz a-livin’ right dost up wuz ole Joe Biggers, with ills wife ell ag'ln ’em, en tliet thayrefore some on seven cbildern. They wuz all on Sal ’em wuzn't ez contented eu happy ez lie’s side, en the way theyre birtlqilai-es they’d ort to be livin' in sich a gelorl- wuz scattered all over creation wuz a oub country eu with sich a deelightful gluyotllne eye opener. Bill wuz homed climate. The purfesser could handle In South Cnrlinee; his wife lu Michi the lingo nice eu straight. 1 tell ye. en gan, the oldes’ gal in Eelinoi. the oldes’ I never heerd a better speech In my boy in loway. theyre nex' child In Miz- life. He's shore got the gift of gab in zoory. at which Ed Swank, with Ills great shape. He said thet many a hospitable face, seemed mighty tickled lime when he wuz a-rovin’ en a-roamin’ (ole Ed wuz from Mizzooryl. the nex’ aroun' iu strange parts en among child in Newbrasky. tbe nex’ in Kan- strauge people lie alius fergot all about ms, the nex’ in the Injun nation, en bein’ lonesome when he run up ag'in the nex' In Oklnhomy. some feller thet wuz from Eelinoi. The "Tlmyre wuz several fam'lles scatter purfesser wuz from Eelinoi. en lie alius ed aroun’ somepln like thet, only not felt like he wuz at home when he could quite so bad. Eu tliayre wuz Jim Swo shake han's with a Sucker. En be says boda from Bohemia en Carl Schmidt this here match air not only to teach from Germany en so en so forth, A the children w hayre the diff’runt states man ’ud be burned in t'aliforny en Ills »n territories en foreigu countries air, woman in Massachusetts en tlieyre but It air to teach ye all eggsackly children getbered up on all the roads whayre one another come from, so ye between the two. 1 found thet my •kin hunt yer neighbors up en git so neares’ neighbor wuz borned in New lvable en frlen'ly. ‘I And thet in this York en his wife in Texas. The one bfere school deestriet.’ says he. ‘tliayre on Hie nex’ quarter wuz liorned in Ver «<lr men eu women from almost every mont. while bls woman wuz from Flor- »»ate In the Union er out of It, sicli as idee. En of all the mixed up messes territories, en many on 'em from for you ever seed our ileestrict shorel.v wuz el|e:n countries, en we cun lain ii whole when we got through. Tbe whole lot. about them various places ez well United States en disunited territories ez ijit akwainted with each other by en several foreign countries wuz repre this here perceedln’.' says he. sented by folks with the proper cre "After tbe purfesser hail fust men dentials; en ez the countin' of p'lnts tioned the matter to me I kep’ giftin' went on we saw thet the match wuz oneagy en onensy all the time fer fear to be Jist nip en tuck ez to which of some feller wouldn't' want to play In the gals won out, fer several of us wuz tbe game. I have seen fellers afore n-keepin’ tally on the p’lnts. now who seeriously objected to stiltin' "Torn Liscomb wuz the last feller whayre they wuz from er eveu whayre on Snllie's side. ‘I'm from the free they fust saw tbe light of day. hut 1 state of Van Zandt!' says he; eu we flu’ll made it up to tuyse'f thet no sich all licit our breaths, fer none of us fellers lived in the Tail-holt deestriet. k nowed fer shore whayre thet wuz. eu concluded to let things perceed. I Fer a uilnute er so we thort lie wuz a couldn't we aney real danger ahead, foreigner, but he didn’t have aney en 1 thort tliet the purfesser luid all Hie brogue to his talk, Rut the purfesser resks to run aneywa.v. relieved the strain in less’n a minute, "Tbe purfesser explained how the fer lie knowi-d wliut It wuz. Tree match wuz to be conducted. He said state of Vsn Zandt—Van Zandt coun thet about tbe easies’ way lie knowed ty—Texas,' says be. En forty-three wuz to choose up ever’bod.v in the mighty big p'ints went down to Sallie’s bouse thet ’ud take part, jist ez ef they credit. ■ wuz a-goln’ to choose up eu spell down "Dollie's last choice wuz Mrs. Dugan, in the ole fashioned way, en then the the widder woman livin' down on the fellers doin’ the cliooaln* up 'nd keep school section. 'En whayre wuz ye tally on tbe dlffrunt p'lnts made eu an borned. Mrs. Dugan?' said the purfess nounce tbe result. Arter this w uz done er. ‘Sure, an’ I wuz boarn in ould Olre- onct It ’ud be trier! ag’ln. but in a dlff- l.-ind.' said she. Imitatin’ the Irish runt way. with two others a-cboosln’ brogue, although she could speak Unit up. This ’ud not only afford Instruc ed States ez well ez a native of Arkan tion en amusement, but iu time 'ud let saw. En a hundred p’lnts went down ever’ one know whayre ever' one else on Dollie's side, en when they tiggered wuz from, eu he’p 'em to get akwaint 'em all up Dollle had won by three ed. p'ints! “Tbe plan of this Jogafy match wuz "Arter the cheerin' en congratulatin' about ez follers: He hud airranged all the States In the Union en all Hie terrl- had gone down the purfesser said torles out of the Union In alphabetical they’d try it on ti more complicated i.rder, from Alasky to Whyomliig. rn system. They’d not try It on the stale he said thet aney person borned in a m linyre one wuz horned. Imt on the state would count up ez tunny p'lnts fer stales whayre he luid lived. En aney Ids side ez the number wuz correspond oil could count aney state In which lie in' to thet state on the list. So a feller hud lived er luid been at aney time. en. from Alasky 'nd count only one p'lnt uf course, It would lx- the right thing en the feller from \Yliyomlng 'nd count fer him to count the one thet 'nd make fifty. En pvpr* ft*ller borned in :in»*,v I the most p'ints. So they chose up ag'ln country in Europe ’nd count a linnderd. en tried it thet way. en the surprises In A r I r two hundred. In Afriky one ix uz wiiss than afore, ef tlict wuz pos hunderd en fifty. Australes two hum sible. Many a feller iHirned lu Ar fl« rd en fifty, en so on. He had It all kansaw who 'nd move Into Texas In flkEvred out In nice simpe, en the pur- the spring en then back ag'ln to Ar fesser air shore a gt-idus. I w ush we kansaw fer the winter, dlvldlu' up Ills » 1 time about half en half between them tle-y'd drifted aroun' eu drifted nroun' Him “Hlnner Knd.M iui port era and dealvn* iu BLAKt, states, claimed Texan for his big num -imel they’d dl*ift»*d light I jether tSxxik, News, An English ch-r yiuan and a lowland 11er«- Ihey’d been a livii live WritlnQ and hers iu this deal. It wuz railly be- ag'in Scotsman ent» red one of the hot Momu W rapplag... wilderin* whayre some of the t'olks had yen r l’i a mild en a haft* of each other THE METHOD AND T he MATERIALS schools in Ab»-rd»*»‘ii. Th»* master re k [OWNt CARD STOCK ceived th<‘iii kindly and inquired: lived. Sume funny things happened ell ti ever got akwainted er k nowed Or ITS MANUFACTURE. STRAW ANU HINDERS’ BOARD too. One feller inaile a mistake en they wuz aney relation; list lost track “Would you prefer that I should ch ot other, tier, ye know. en nevor ex- hp»*er (question» thex* boys or (hat you «alti. ■< 'owley.' ineiinln’ fer Cowley of each Tat. MAIM (••. u HAN KRANCIBC Q peeled lu see each i other iig'in <*r even Knonuh (ridile In III»- Windows of should spevr them?” . I couuty, Kun.. whayre so many of the thort much iilxmt it. Bnt Mary salii mi Ordinar» Ilo»» »se lo Hill |« Hryi- folk« come from, Fellers 'ml make a The English clergy man desired the ineiil of (Irli—ProrrMi of (Ile Tttiik- she shore klluwed I it wuz Iter brut ber master to proceed. IB* did so with ! teu strike with Pwiusylvuuy <-r South the fust Him- she got IlORsr noti (he I*«» t II <» 11 m «*. i a square look ut CuiTiuy. er Whyomliig er Texas. er aney gr»-nt success, and the boys answered ' place they’d been tliet'ud conili up big la-m. eveu ef bis limili- wuz. changed; I'tsiple who have glass wiudows In satisfactorily numerous interrogation-* p ints, en when they hml It all lingered on Lem iui I i I he felt kind of qiu-er. too, tin it' homes do not know that the glass as to the exodus of th»- Israelites from Imt didll I klioii Jist wllllt It wuz He up Sally won out on this deal by sev contains enough arsenic to make it a Egypt. Tin- clergyman then said he enteen whole pints. But It wuz railly lai-l lt al fust to hai in* swnllered a deadly poison, t.lassmaki-rs say that would l«e glad to “speer the boys” and luterestin' eu educaiIn' en entertainin’ part of his terliacker. But lt wuz Jist the windows of an ordinary home eon at once began: thè I i I imh I kilt Idoixl in 'em. ve know. •'ti a mighty g.... I scheme all armin'. “How did Pharaoh die?” tu in enough of tliis poison to kill a reg “Wull. slr. thet Jognty match at Tali Tln-re was a demi silence. imeiit of men. The popular siqqs.sIHon ’’Eli about this time In the evenin' a llolt wuz thè Itesi ew must clvlllzlll' In his dilemma the lowland gentle leetle episode beglltl to be noticed eu that glass is uiade.of sand is a correct thllig evt-r wuz. Thet blzness of Lem Bright** DI hcmhc and Diabete« lllilde things look kind of tragic fer a one, Imt a quantity of otlier articles en man int»rp«»s«il: en Mary inaile us all feci niichty go.xl Arc Positively Curable« pell. When Lem Hull on tiie tlrst deal tel s into Ils composition. “I think, sir. the boys are not arcus aid lie wuz borned lu Newbrasky, 1 en luippy. en we got akwainled wlth W indow glass factories are divided tomed to your English accent. Let me om- miolliei* tight off. Wt- go a visititi* liappi'iied to he a lisiklu' right square into l\ o departments, a tankhouse aud try what 1 van make of them.’* And aromi' now nlxnit ever' week lt nlr ti Chav. F Wacker, another nierehaut Inter ■it Lew Mulllcks' wife (she nil a real a pothouse. Tiie process of glassmak- hr inquired In broad Scottish i ilcw<-U Ad«lres> 131 Sixth St , San Francisco. soelnble en a protltable thlng lo do. “lion did Piniwraoh dee?” ptiri.v womtiiii, en 1 noticeli tliet she fug In oik * of th. se departments is prac I Q —You are reported as having bi-eu cured ol When I nani to know a nevi li. og ali -ut tically the same as in Hie other. In the Again there was a d«*ud silence, upon l>i.u."U s, ultliougii It is liellevod lueurable. ook to lookin' at 'Im en a watcliin' Californy. 1 jist liimt tqt Fruirle Dog Im like ever'tbing. Seemed to me thet tankhouse the glass is all melted In im which the master said; A.—1 bail It, but uiu now well. Smith et llmn llerrhigton cu l'm-n all e never took her eyes often ‘Illi the mense tanks which will hold thou “Non. boys, fat cam’ to Phawraoh at I Q Did lt it get severe T aboiit it free of cluirge. Ef 1 wmit to st of the evenin', I thort It rather sands of tons. In the pothouse the Ids hlnner <*nd?” A —Very. The tlrst notice I hud was when I know aboiit Mlnniesoty er N'ewbrusky was rejected by un Insurance conipa- y. I.utei plcged Lem n leetle, secIn' Iiow she glass is made In pots. “The boys with one voice answered: or Y'rginny. 1 Jist lumi Ufi Ilo propel I In-, .line very wt-uk anil suffered greutly. wuz a lookin' nt 'Im en n starin' at 'Im After tiie til- s are lighted mid a tank “ll»- was drooned.” li' ig! bor eli swop knowlidge witli liim Q. Any other physician say it was Diabetes 1 En when he said 'Ohio' In the Is heated the glass mixture Is shoveled And a smart litth* fellow added: Tlmyre aiti't no intelllgenter er more A Oh. yes. My own did. The sugar wai rotiti' lie eyed 'Im wuss’li ever. I ill. It Includes glass left over front the “ Ony lassi»* could line tell ’ t ye that. ’ enormous, over an ounce per day. soelnble e- mmunity in tlie Uniteti ■u tli-ed they favored some aroun' the former season, glass refuse, saud and - 1 .oialon l it Bits. Q —Who told you ot the Fulton I'oiupouud ! States 'un Tuli liolt decstl’ict. En thè eyes. but I never dreinp about 'em A Editor Eiigcllie ot tbe German paper. 11 purfesser pili us ali oli thè riglit road. salt eake. Arsenic Is not used in the i beiti' «liey relation, fer Lem Is n tihikhonse for the reason that the heat The Man lie Wanted. tied cured hl in of Bright's Disease. We air a reg'lnr ensiklopeedv of geo grent big. aw kerd. overgrow ed mil ver- How soon diet you begin to improve ? is so intense that the drug is volatilized Senator Clark of Montana had occa Q- graphleal inl'orniatlon en piaetlenl A — !u two W' l-kM I knew I’d get well. iek wllllt ueeds i-urryln' en «bearin', mid escapes into tiie air without enter sion once out in Helena to hire a car Idees en Ilo llllhtiike." Q- l>i<i you again apply for insurance T wlillc sii ’s Jist olle uf these here slim, I Icnrned frolli Itill's nelghbors flint ing tiie mixture. As one mixture melts riage driver. The roads wore moun A -I did soon as I was well. del ente Wonit'll. ve know good cu all and flows to one end of a tank fresh tainous, and a skillful man was need other coiiseqilellces of especlnl impor- A - -In the >ume company ? tin i, lini Iliade finii en dingin' like by supplies are shoveled ill at the ed. Ou the appointed d;i\ the candi other A - U n . ill- Northwestern of M inneiqtolls. tance to Bill me likeiy lo tlow from Did i hey accept you * Q. Motber Nnyielier. dates for the position appeared, "You tluit geogrnphy match. Ills oldest end. A- They did The policy is No and 1 lie molten mass seethes and know where the road runs along the is tor "Tlieli thè p'i fesser gol up en Iliade diiiighler will sooii be malTled. mal lt Q -Have any test made since? ile crowd illii'tl: T leetle speeeh eli silici l'i whispered tluit Bill lias itccomc so "works" in a maimer similar to that of mountain, with tiie hill on one side and A - Yrs __ __________________ Ii f oni t z made an analysis, report- li 't If we'd la- pntiem lie’d llke to try Interested in thè people. cllimite. re a mash in a distillery. From the salt a gorge on the other, live miles from hi / noi'inal, nuitlior albumen or sugar, Tiie ist irne mori- deal oli us. en then lie’d sonn i s mid geograpliy of thè Emer cake comes a salt water that has to be here?*’ asked Senator Clark, and all euro is pertn iiionl. <.k‘ Know of any other cures ? loose fer keeps. He perposed ald ls|e th.'it Ile hns to constili thè ivi I- separated from the mass, and the easi the men nodded athrniatively. "How A Yu . My sister ii.-law was cured o( nice, new brier root pipe to tin ow oti thè school seetion at least once est way to remove it is to burn it out. near can you go to the edge of the • ti lL'ht s I»; • i -• after bt ing given up by three ph’. iFians. (lie guve us her addres*. a purty new workbox to thè or tu ice il wi'ck. Bill hns Itceil a wld- I llis is done by throw ig stove wood road." was asked, "wit bout upsetting M'dicsl so s cTce Dial llrlrlil's,titseus« thet liad lived in th.- states o ver for slx ycars. and thè probabili into the tank on top of the molten my carriage?" c c ar-- ih-'iii'l-', -.nt per, cat. ar, The first man said. “Four feet;” Hie count tip Ilio must. ti' s are Ile will gel so imich interested glass. The water is converted into ci y recover" under die Fulloil Com- i - ........ mon forms of kidney eoiupiaiul i- men en women thet in Tail-htJt's eiicvciopedia of geograph- steam, which is destroyed by the In next man answered, “Two feet ;" Hie d rle uiu.it i-ni oiler hui short resl-tlauee. contest that way Ic.il Information flint he will adii mi tense heat from the glass. The melted I third man said Hint he would drive I' i '.. f I tor I In-m ' uhl’s Piseust* and II So the to sian* up iIn- men mi < one side en the other volume of it to his homi* library glass is then skimmed by an automatic close to the edge, mid the fourth num l>l.ill'".e 1'ollipoimd. John J. Fulton Co., e.*t ,\|. : ■ omen si san Francisco, sole comfsumd women on tin* oilier. l-'ree tests made for pattonta. Deai-rlptive sbortl.v in thè persoli <»f Mrs. Dugan. skimmer, and it is ready for the galli- Allowed that if one wheel was over pamphlet mailed free. tin* brink lie could still turn the horses “Wull, sir. I hay re wuz Jist fourteen who - ai) “spelik l'nlted States ez well ert-r. A gatherer thrusts a long steel blow- in time to save (lie carriage men en s’\ women went Into tliet ez a native of \rkansiiw." At last Mr. (’lark turned to a brawny pipe into one of the rings at the lower l hayre 1 lung < n i In* ci oiliest wuz might SOME PUZZLERS end of the tank. 11c twists and turns Irishman. “What would you do?” he ly spirited. I tell ye. Some of I In* men THE COOKBOOK. asked. small ball of glass gathers on it until a bad lived in ez nimmy ez twenty dif- ITow many teeth have you? •Regorra, Mr. (’lark.” said the Irish the end. This bull is partially cooled, frunt states. » n tv o or three of the wo Iiow high (in inches) Is a silk hat’ In baking bread it is better to overdo polished by being turned in a box of man. “I would keep as close to tin* men had L \ < d rn lifteen. Lem Hull Which way does the crescent moon saw dust and then passed on to the sit|e of the hill as I could without pull tried it. en Lew Mulllcks' wife list sot rather than underdo the work. t urn. to 1 lu* right or left ? 'I'o make a good <lig<‘stibh* pie crust blow er, w In 10 heats it again until it be- Ing oft’ a wheel.” I hayre with her eyes glued on to Ills I'll Iiow many toes has a cat “You are the man I want.” replied features. Ln Loin liiniso’f wuz no us»* cream instead of lard, and it w ill comes like tatty, The blower swings i slouch nt p’.iyin’ in this d« nl. B< uin in* light and healthful. tin- ball over a pit that is twelve feet Mr. (’lark, and the Irishman got iht* for - foot? (bi each hind fool? What color are your employer’« eyes? If then* is not batter enough to till deep and rapidly blow s it into an elon Job. iiin* with Newbrasky. wh.iyr«- lie wuz 'I'll * c\cs of the man at the* next desk . burned, he went east through Ioway en tin* gem pan. put cold water in the gated pear shape. When a blower is Iloo Sclsxors I re ’ nite. I i w hich direction is the face turned Eelinoi en Indianuy lo Ohio, en then lie e:ii|»iy spuce before setting the pun in through, the melted glass becomes a Though ini complexilies are involved ••oine hack through Kentucky. Tennes- t he oven. perfect cylinder about 5 feet long and In Hie making of scissors or miicli skill on a cent? (Mi a quarter? (Mi a dime? Aikans.iw. Mizzoory. Kansas en I ow many steps lead from the street The rich cheeses, which have the '■' feet across, lt then passes to a “snap required, yet Hie process of miinulaic tl e InJun nation to Oklahomy all on largest percentage ef fat, are those per." who takes it to a rack and breaks lure is very interesting. I'hey uro to tbe front door of your house or tint? 'em good countin’ slates, lie made which blend well with bread in sand tin- roller loose from the blowpljie. forged from good liar steel henleu to Wlnit are the exact words on a two I wo hunderd en fifty tour p ints, en w ¡dies or with macaroni or rice. The snapper gathers a small lump redness, each blade being ylit oil' ^vitll cent stamp, ami in which direction Is about tliet lime Mary Mulliiks looked i’or a quick cake beat until thick of melted glass on the end of a rod sultieieiit nietnl Io form the shaiik. or tli«' face on it turned? ez ef she thort he w uz il u ten spot hero four eggs. Add four tablesnoonfuls of and dexterously runs a narrow ribbon that destined to become the cutting W rite down, oft’liand, the figures on eu 'lid win out shore. Then they went sugar, half a cup of flour, a little cin of the stull around the ends of the part, and bow. or that which later on th«* face of your watch. The odds are along, no feller n-scoriu' up with I.cm namon and hnnon rind. Real well and toller, both at the blowpipe end and is fashioned into the holding portion. th: I you will make at least two mis olltel they come to Prairie Dog Smith. spread on a baking pan. Bake in quick tin- closed end. The little ribbons ot For the bow a small lmle is punched, takes in doing 1 his. He's been all over the world mighty oxen and cut at once. melted glass cool ill a few seconds, and this is afterward expanded to the What is the name, signed in facsim He begun with New Jersey. nigh. Sweet potatoes are much richer twice when they are removed, leaving a liar- required size by hiimmeritig it on a ile on any dollar, two dollar, five dol whayre he I> wuz horned, eli he come cooked. Baked or boiled llier<‘l\. this row zone of almost red hot glass conical anvil, after which both shank lar or ten dollar bill you ever saw? through Pennsylvany, Dido, Indlanny, vegetable Is good, but when tin* bak around Hie rollers at each end. Then, and bow are tiled into a more perfect \’««ii’ve read dozens of those names. Eellnol, Mizznory. Kansas en soon west ing or boiling is followed by a subse taking a tool that resembles a soldering shape anil the hole bored in tin- iniddle < ’a n \ on remember one? to t'aliforny in forty nine. Crossed t!ie quent cooking in the pan or in the iron, tiie snapper rubs it for a moment for tin- rivet. Tiie blades are next Your watch has some words written plains with a ox team, he tole me ni ter oven they me far better. on his forehead, and when tiie point of ground and the handles tiled smooth or printed on its fa«-»*. You have seen wards, en w ent dear through to I In it is moistened with perspiration he and liurnlsbcd with oil and emery, th si- wi.¡«Is a thousand times. Write A tine chet‘se (»lidding is made by gold diggin's, w liich wuz shorely more'ii runs (lie iron ai olimi the rollers at the after which the pairs are tilled to grating live oiiu<‘es of bread mid three many a feller did. En he stayed tliayre heated spot, The glass cracks and getlier and tested as to their easy th in out correctly. Pew «an do this. of i hecse. Warm two ounces of butler Also what is the number In the case fer three year, en then come buck by separates as cleanly as it cut with a working. of your watch? Washington Times. tin- way of tin- Istmuss. En linn he in a <|iiart<*r of a pint of fresh milk mid diamond, tin* blowpipe is removed, and They are not yet tinislu-d. however; mix thoroughly. Add two well beaten went south durin’ Hie war. en come the closed cylinder has become a roller they have to undergo liardeniiig mid Tiie ol the Ticket. eggs, salt mid bake half an hour. west w lien it wuz over, takin' in purty and is then ready to go to the flat tempering and lx- again adjusted, after “Every ticket has its story,” said a near ever'thlng on Hie wav. Wuz even tenor. which they are linall.v put together min m-qiwiinted with the pawnshops, Ilelllll III Their Work, in Texas awhile, ruiiuin' a sheep ranch Tbe flattener works in anotlier part again and polished for Hie third time. and oik * of the sad little tales which Gilders, photographers and those who out west of San Antone, whayre it nev of the building, where are located the In comparing tiie edges of knives mid hr (old is repealed by the rhlhidelphla er rains aney. I don't know how many iiindle Hie hydric mid potassic cyanides flattening ovens, These ovens are heat scissors it will lx- mdieed. of course, I'rlegr.iph. Il was a bitter cold day. p’ints he did have when they counted are liable to sutler from chronic poison ed to a temperatnr«» sutlicient to soften that Hie latter are not in any way so and a mite of a boy, not over nine 'em up. Imt il wuz nearly ez many ez Ing by hydrocyanic- acid. They have the glass so that it may be rolled out sharply ground as the former, and that years old, had come in, wrapped In his headai'he, giddiness, noises In tin- ear. all the rest put together. Eli the pipe into sheets. A series of tireclay tables in cutting scissors crush and bruise overcoat. This In* peeled oft’ and de went to him fair eu square. Saw him ditticult rt-spiratiou, pain over the placed in a circle like the spokes of a more than knives. posited it upon the pawnbroker'M coun- lieart. loss of appetite- ill short, show wheel revolve in the ovens, and on the other day. en’ lie's a-smokln' nil Hie evidences of mild poisoning. ylt. these tables the rollers are flattened. Kalina M r I i II iiunh'N. “•live a dollar Ti’ quarter?" he nskmt Zinc workers, too, suffer. Zine is used They are placed inside, allowed to be “En when it cunie Hie women's tum As exemplifying the pitch to which ill pleading tones. ns a pigment in calico printing, in dis come hot, and then a cold iron is run M rs. en they tiggered up the p'ints. ole Roman epicurvaiilMii was carried and "Dollar," said the money lender. coloring glass, in polishing optical along the inside from end to end. The Langham got the wot-kbox. Slit is a Indicative of a truly barbaric nature, a "till, plotise give me a dollar 'u' a glasses and in making artillehil meer- contact of the iron cuts the glass, soldier’s whlder. en tliayre’s a whole disli consisting of the tongues alone ul quarter!" which is then straightened out upon some thousands of tin* favorite song lot of ole soldiers in the deestriet, .en sehauni pities. "t 'an't do it. 1 lollnr.” So men die in harness in these mid the table. they wuz mighty pleased at her u git sters of tiie air was requisitioned at The boy was almost crying, and he a hundred otlier occupations, killed by The flattener Ims a number of billets tin' It. Her man wuz with Sherman. I immense cost to satisfy tiie inordinate la gged earnestly for the sum he asked. guess, eu he got hurt purty bad down the very air they breathe, and oilier of green wood attached to long iron cravings of one of the emperors one "I want to get my sister's coat out,” men step into their shoes. New York handles, and with these billets, which can hardly avoid tiie reflection that tliayre aroun' Atlanta. When she heerd lie said as lie lai<l down S cents as In are shaped In such a nmimer as to do such a being must have been extreme on it. blamed ef she didn't git right up World. terest money. This proposition the the work expected of them, he “ irons ” from her home in Mlnniesoty eu go to ly untuneful. The liver of a capon pawnbroker nccepted, mid the boy Tli«- European Plim. him en nuss him. But lie died by en Some queer customers ar«* seen at the softened sheet of glass until it is steeped In milk was thought a great Went shivering into the cold with Ills by en left her a. widder. She's been New York hotels. An old farmer from perfectly lint ami smooth. The tables delicacy, and of solid meat pork ap sister's coat. a-ilruwin’ of a pension ever sem e en tin- country tells how he got itheatl of Inside Hie oven revolve, the flattened pears to have been most relished. "Is lour sister going to a dance to says she thinks more of it than aney oik * of the clerks. "I walked in.” In* sheet is carried away, and another roll '¡'lie stanch Roman who did not take night?" n bystander asked him. man she ever seen excep' Bill Lang er is brought into position before tbe Ills pleasure homeopalhically re« lined says, “asked the young until nt the “No. sir; mom's been siek. an' Muggle ham. She stayed down tliayre in Geor flattener. As tiie flattened sheets cool during dinner on a luxurious couch, his desk. ‘What are your prices?’ 'Ameri luid to hock her coat for feed. She's gy fer a spell en then worked herse’f they are lifted to a place on a long bead resting on his left elbow, sup can or European?' lie asked me. Now got ii jol> now. mi' she's got to have a west gradually ontcl she got to Kan traveling rack, on which they are by ported by cushions. Suetonius draws I wasn't going to tell where 1 was from ci at to go to work in. I don't mind the sas, en then it wuz only one Jump over stages remond from tiie ovens, being attention to a superb apartmeut erected until I had seen the lay of the hind. cold; I'm used to It.” Into Oklnhomy. Of course we w uz all allowed to cool as they go. This is done by tiie extravagant Nero, in which his 'What difference docs that make?' says glad to see her git the workbox. fer hi order that the glass may nut be meals were partaken, constructed like I. 'If American.’ he answered, 'it's $1 Tiie scotch llalipenny. she's Jist the kind of a woman to set shuttered by too quick an exposure to a theater, with shifting scenes cliang per day; if European. $1.50.' 1 thought Englishmen are familiar with the Ing with every course. tli- air. store by sich things nlliis a piecin' a moment, and then an idea struck me name "bawbee,” applied to the Scotch When the sheets are taken from tbe quilts en a-sewln' carpet rags on so how to get ahead of him. 1 walked up h i ll'peiiny. but to few does it bring the I lie C.ta h I III nu II he i.iinii. forth, en ever’ ole soldle'' in tin- dees- boldly and registered from London.”— flattening ovens, they are covered with a-'oeinlion iifn baby queen mid a loyal a greasy, dirty looking coat of chem The loon is the quickest living crea trlct. In ion en Confederate, felt ez New York Press. pi iiple. Those u ho meet with the word icals soda, potash, sllicntes of the dif ture. A loon that 1ms luid experience proud ez in their reading do not often stop to ferent suits, etc. which must be re can dodge the flash of a gnu. You see fesser Ii- .lekyll lin.l Hyde Indians, ask him it came to lx- applied. It ap- Some of It Is said tlnit the Seri Indians are a moved. mid for this purpose the rough a loon on a lake, but long before you p us Hint Hie first attempt at the por- oils, though, en thort tliet ez she bpd a tribe of .lekylls and Hydes. They sheets are placed ill an Held Imth com see him lie sees you mid Ims taken a ti.iiniri' of Hie unfortunate Mnry, pension a coinin' in reg'lnr she could spend n portion of the year In the posed of hydrochloric and sulphuric mental inventory of you mid your be qileon of Scots, was imide 111 her in- afford to buy workboxes ef she want neighborhood of the boundary line be iiciils more or less diluted. After their longings. If you Imve no gun, you may f.iiiev, mid her small face was en- ed 'em. Eu ye jist oiler liecrd Hie pill'- tween northern and Lower California, Imnieislon in lids bath tin- sheets are perImps approach within 100 yards be- .. .ned iipmi (lie Scottish halfpennies fesser's preseiitiition speeches. They when they dedicate themselves to taken io the i-iittlng room, where work fore hi- laughs nt you with flmt horrid at Hi' time of her coronation in 1543, wuz. nway up in the clouds. En then peaceful pursuits and evidently adopt men cut them into sizes mid make slnlek which gives him his name mid n In n she was but nine months old. lie dismissed the crowd, ell we w uz nil civilized customs, frequently working tin-m ready lor the packers. Hardly a disappears under tin- water, but show \ number of these small coins are still n-goin* home when nil to onct tliayre as farm hands on the haciendas. When scrap of tiie glass except the rough a gull mill lie does not stop to laugh pii served, mid it will lie easily under- was n almighty screech in tiie middle tin- crops are in, however, they expert edges is wasted. Ill fact, none is wast i he goes instmiter. Wben in n sportive sti <n| how Hie name "bawbee,” or of tile schoolhouse, eu we nil turned cnee a remarkable change, like any of ed. ns nil refuse goes back to in' melt- mood, be somellines waits until lie '•il l. iiime to be given to the coin aroun'. en tliayre wuz Lew Mulllcks' the lower animals with a change of ed. After the cutters have linislied sees you about ready to tire. w hen, at Ii "ring Hie etllg.v of Hie baby. The wife with her arms wotm' elnr aroun' season. It is then that they have a their work the glass is packed in boxes the flush, lie dives, mid you see the !i.ilf|ii-inii of Seotlnnd is still common shot mid is then ready for tiie market. — In- spatter the water where lie lias l.em Hull's neck eii n kissin' 'ini like wild longing for ii savage life and en ly called Hie bawbee, although the Just gone down. diaimpolis New s. she wuz loeoed. Ell Lem luid liis'n grate ti o Tiburon island, where tlx baby face no longer appears on it.— armin' her, too. eu tliayre they wuz lend a bail in rous existence, even I I'em-soli's. The Ho, nn«l I lie F’nrm. Ilin Admiration. rigid tlmyre in the crowd jist n-nctln’ dulglng : in eannibulisin. it is averred. How often we hear parents discotu ez ef they'll both been ill the same Undergraduate (to chinili -That Misi llied <»f Xenleet. fuinbly, though we nil knoweil the Slick is tiie finest conversationalist I age the boys who wish to stay on the Louis NYU., titular king of France, Ilia- Better. farm! They refer to farm work as Hulls en tin* Mullickses wuzn't Mike- It's mesllf that wishes every ever met. She knows all the track rec- drudgery and that which tends to make Hie unfortunate dauphin, died lu tbe ords for nkwiiliiled at nil. three years back.- Chicago Temple of I’aris of abuse and neglect. day was Saturday. them slaves to work rather than inde Ills body was identified and certified "About this time Lew run up t n wuz News. Pat And for wlioy. Mike? I pendent men. The biggest boys are to by four members of the committee a-goin' to lilt Lem fer huggln* Ills wife, “Shure, mid shouldn’t I Just take me Life Is only ji brief lesson, and educated for professional men and In of public safety and bv more than but Prairie Dog Smith grabbed him. wages ¡very day?” school’s out Toupi e know- it Atlanta tunny instances excel, but the vast ma twenty otlichtls of the temple. Tbe re ell the women pulled Mary's arms “Begorrn, 1 wish every day was Sun jority of these, with n good practical mains were privately buried In tbe I 'oust itut ion loose, en si'imebody else grabbed I .ein. day!” education such ns can be gained in our ei-metei \ of st. Margin-rite, and every eu by en by we got tilings quieted “Ye do? And for what raison?” fliirlr«! In Africa. schools of agriculture, would become trace of Hie grave was carefully oblit down en rulher presentablcllke. Mary, “Shure. and shouldn't I get a holi In certain parts of Africa It Is eon wealthy, progressive farmers, with tine though, was kind of hysteerick.v fer n day I very day and draw me wages th*’ erated. sldcred a mark of disrespect to bury farms and beautiful homes, if they had spell, en ever' onct In awhile slic'd day before?” Exchange. out of doors at nil. Only slaves are been encouraged and advised to stay The Women of (artliRKe. break loose from the women thet wuz treated in such unceremonious fash by the old farm and make it a success. There is a grand old story told about n boldin' of her en make iinutlier dive Eliint I«* Atovkl ng». tiie supreme devotion displayed by lb« My IMrt isalways unhealthy. so it ahould ion. Tin* honored dead are buried un —Maxwell’s Talisman. fer Lem. n-cryln' en women of (’arthuge. When their city brother! My brother!' not be tolerated even in an plastic der the ll<M»r of the house. lion n on Ills l.nek, was besieged by the Romans, ropes "En, sir. wln-n we got ’em cn'nied Mockiug, tliough Unit is not an article A .1 ml rat Ion. M lit nnl t'nssidy Slito|i kickin' alioiit y< r were needed; but. as there was uo flax down soze they could talk ratinimi, ef thaï eau be sent to tbe wash. (’Ivan it Miss Budd (to famous pianist)—That lui rd luck, mini! Some mornin' ye’ll to make them in the city, tbe women, they wuzn't brother en sister shore by rtibbing it with a pie<»- of llannel music was truly divine, monsieur. I wake up un’ find yersel' famous. headed by their heroic queen, came to enulT. Tlu-yre folks died when they <lippi <1 in tlour, beateil as iniieb :is pos Monsieur- Ab. inam'selle, zat is In- Casey— Faith. Olii bet ye whin tllol the rescue. They one and all cut of! wuz kids, en Lem got sent buck Io Ills nible in tbe oven without browning it. deed praise, for who hut an angel I mornin' comes 'twill lie me luck ti their glorious tresses nud made ropes gra-i'pap's In Ohio en Mary w uz adopt Shakv ont tbe tlour and retient tbe proc would know divine music.' I overshijie mesc-r.— Philadelphia Press. out of their hair. ed by some folks In Newbrasky: en CM if ik cessary. GLASS I'llll \\ IMHIWS PAPERS Rejected for Insurance, Cured, Then Accepted. V 's
