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J * -• XX « BANDON RECORDER. « imagines has blighted her UP “ton* The Eeoaooaleal Mule. The mule is ready to begin work two NEW SHORT STORIES CHOICE MISCELLANY stance” has had a little love affair, aud FACTS iN frEW LINES or three years earlier than tbe horse the young man who has wooed aud woa Jun I.Ike I o I umui . Me knackl torios. A BBtiBll I exl bition of uiule and He can be put to pretty heavy pulling her was not as constant ax he might duakey s Is to I- __ Joe Webel tells this story of bow tbe ______ London sliopkwuai»' slang Is a dia held h> Berlin. when he is three years old. and from Th* SI am her “Tk»w" la tbe Bible. ' have been; in fact he proved when A motor si. i.’h propelled by spiked that time until he is forty, if be has firm of Weber A Fields came very lect In Itself aud one that is always When tbe world was created, we find near living dissolved at oue time. They weighed in the balance that he was uot wheel» Is pateuteti in Germany. fulr treatment and does not meet with were playing at tbe Bowery museums changing. What. then, is a “nicknackl- it and its surroundings composed of the true gold that she thought he was, Gareline bund«.irs are gieing satis torlau?" We know not tbe word today: an accident, he is not likely to loae any Never has San Frauclsoo, since tbe three elements air, water and land— with indifferent success when they de but be turned out to be the poorest kind fan i> M i iite on western rallwsya. time. He la not subject to tbe many cided that their future lay in acrobatic but. looking recently through some old tbe whole lighted by tbe sun, moon days of tbe pioneers, seen the condition of clay not tit to be molded in the potter’s For every loo <|,aths in rural dis ailments to which tbe horse is a vic work. 8o one day they went to tbe foot law cases dating about a hundred and stars. Adam bad three sons men of affairs that tbe street car strike oc tioned by name, aud so did Noah, tbe casioned. Vehicles of all descriptions hands, for he wax so poverty-stricken ire is in Ellul. nd there are 118 in town tim. at least not to auy great degree. of East Twelfth street, where there years back. I was puzzled to flud it ap He Ilves about twice as long, and bls were two large ash dumps. There they plied in all good faith to describe a patriarch. Daniel was thrown Into a were brought iuto play, ami the poor when it came to honor, which is such a districts. The area of the Yellowstone park actual perils I of usefulness is nearly found James T Powers and Peter Dai plaintiff in the sheriff's court. On fur den with three lions for tbe crime of horses, wondering what it all meant, jewel in man and woman alike, so de praying three times. Sbadracb, Me- void of refinement aud truth aud so equals that of Delaware plus that of three times as long, for the horse Is ley practicing acrobatic stunts. The ther search it turned out to be a piece really not tit for heavy service until be latter two did not fancy the invasion shach atid Abednego were rescued from were “put through tbeir paces," going cowardly iu dealing with others, that Rhode Island. of forgotten Cockney slang for a dealer tbe fiery furnace. Job bad three spe from early morning uutil late at night he would not have stood the t«wt of tbe A musical Passion play In sixteen is live years old or after he Is twenty, of tbe two German comedians, who In bric-a-brac. Tbe evldeuee showed while a mule will often do good service cial friends. There were three patri carrying passengers. Some of the wag molder. tableau lias been written by tbe cure were their rivals for popularity along for forty years, and they have been the Bowery, and drove them away that this plaintiff kept a sort of old archs—Abraham, -Isaac and Jacob. ons bore inscriptions that reminded one of a Purls church. « « « « curiosity shop, in which be dispensed known to work fifty, according to one Samuel was called three times; Elijah of “the days of old, the days of gold, with stones, one of which, thrown by "mummies. poisoiled arrows, the bead Tbe French waterway* bill comprises Yotr say, “ Constance, ” that he has writer, without being turned out at prostrated himself three times on the the days of ’49," when tbe old prairie Powers, struck Field* in the eye. His of King Arthur's spear ami a genuine Improvements in the existing canals at any time during all that long period dead body of the child; Samson de achoouem lumbered across tbe conti shown you marked attention for two a cost of $12.100.990. partner Instead of sympathizing with manuscript of the first play acted by Like the ass. the mule will live upon him began to laugh. Fields got atigrv ceived Delilah three times before she nent bearing tbe inscription In glowing or three years, keeping company with Englund owns 7,930 of the 14,077 Thespis and his company in a wagon!” discovered the secret of his great pow letters, “California or Bust.” The w ags no one else, aud that you finally be steamers lielotigiiig to the twelve lead next to nothing, and during all his for “We quit.” in- said, "right now.” Tlie defendant, a woman, had actually ty years of hard service a mule will er. and tbe Ten Commandments were came engaged to him. Then after ing nations of Europe and America. "All right. I'm wllllug.” said Weber. bought and |>aid for some of these rari of the day who tilted up tbeir express not require — and generally does not get delivered on tbe third day. months of devotion in which he allowed They walked back to tbe Bowery to ties, but she died after huvlug commis Au ancient viking cup made out of Jonah was three days and nights in wagons with temporary seats and bung you to get your trousseau ready aud tlie vertebra- of a whale baa been —half the feed necessary to sustain a gether without speaking. A few days sioned the embalming of an orang on a chair or a couple of steps to enable horse during bis much shorter period before the incident they bad chipped In tbe whale's lielly. “Simon, lovest tbou make beautiful bits of fancy work for found at Hitrroldswick, in Shetland. outang to add Io her collection, and for of usefulness. me?” was repeated three times. Paul the passengers to elimb iuto their wag a dollar each and bought a trunk. this her executors refused to pay. the dear little home he stated he was The kaiser has ordered the distribu makes mention of the three graces— ons took tbe time to put the inscription, “Whose going to get that trunk?" Counsel for the defense poured con W here Allrplce Grows. faith, hope und charity. Tbe famous “Home or Bust," on their wagons. preparing for you, almost on the eve of tion of 1,909 copies of his photograph sulkily asked Weber. tempt on tbe mummy of tbe orang The island of Jamaica produces about allegorical dreams of tbe baker and They varied this uot very elegant in your marriage lie ceased coming, never among tbe sailors of the German uavy. "You cun have it." repill'd Fields. outang and called it a “stuffed mon Automobiles which have a flange out all the allspice that is used. It is known gave any reason for the sudden change, butler were to come to pass in three scription with "Rapid transit to Golden “No; I don't want It. You take it,” key.” But the "nicknackitorian" won days. Then we have tbe holy trinity— and you found that for some time he side a pneumatic tire are being used also as pimento, or Jamaica [lepper. The said Weber. bis case. Ills profession was more tak- < late Park; going right out," and “ Rap for scouting on the Transvaal railways. tree on which the berries grow is ever- Father. Son and Holy Ghost; the sacred had been paying marked attention to a After quarreling for some time over An electric motor car recently dou green, and the flowers grow in dense tbe matter Fields finally bit upon a lug than bis name.—Manchester Guard letters on the cross were three in num id transit to Twenty-fourth street and young lady In the same town. Know ian. ber, they being I. II. S.; so also tbe fa Valencia," etc. Every vehicle was ing all tills, you still grieve for such a bled tbe length of Great Britain, trav clusters. These develop into small Solomon-like Idea. "We'll saw it In mous Roman motto was composed of crowded with meu, women and chll- man? Can't you realize that he is not eling 1,190 tulles at an expense of 5 green aromatic berries, tbe size of black two. and we can each take half,” he Our Hlgheat Priced Mall Carrier. pepper. If allowed to ripen, they be said. cents a mile. three words—viz, In hoc siguo. dren, all iooking as if it was a great A contract was recently let by tbe the man you thought you cared for? come pulpy and lose some of tbeir pun Several young members of the Bel big frolic that they were indulging in. Weber agreed to the proposition and. postoffice department fol carrying d* He was the soul of honor, upright in all gian aristocracy are now serving tbeir gency. For commercial purposes tbe Sleight of Hand Poisoning. procuring a saw. started upon the divi mail in Alaska by dog sleds. The s^r Women wearing sealskin coats and bis dealings and refined. The man you berries are gathered when green, care A very curious Item in toxicological diamonds rode with all tbe grace they time as apprentices on board English sion of the only valuable asset of the cessful bidder was Oscar Fish, and bls fully dried in tbe sun and afterward team. He had cut half way through route lies between Eagle and Valdez, a lore I chanced to light upon, wrote could command iu express wagons. thought you cared for is dead, he did sailing ships. IMicked in bags bolding 160 to 180 the trunk when he finally turned to distance of 414 miles. He makes two uot possess the low and cowardly traits George Augustus Sala in one of his let Hull (England) municipal trams made You can rest assured, however, that it ters. may be called the feat of poison of this man who has deceived you. a profit of £40.000 last year. Of this pounds and shipped. Pimento trees Fields and said: trips a month and receives nearly $1,- ing by sleight of hand. You were jeal was a case of “have to go down town” The man you cared for was true as steel. amount £10,099 lias been devoted to the grow in many parts of tropical Amer- "Say. Fields. I'm getting the worst of 500 a trip, or $35,000 a year. Duly 300 nowhere do they thrive as in that brought them out. They bore it lea. but ous of a lady, and you wished to kill this deal. Do you think I'ui going to |H>unds are carried per trip, and this is This man is all dross, cowardly and relief of tbe taxation. Jamaica, The trees are never planted her. Well, you asked her to lunch, and all cheerfully, and if their tempers weak as water. From all you have told usuady made up of letters—few news- A uew tapeworm described by a Jap by man and receive no cultivation saw your half too?” you caused a very nice peach to be were ruffled by the situation they did Fields’ Indignation had by this time papers. Postofflce department officials anese physician is of gigantic size, be worthy of the name. Tbe seeds are me you have nothing to regret. Rattier served at dessert. You cut the fruit not show it. One woman, however, ing more than four inches broad and dropped by tbe birds, and the rains and subsided, and be was roaring with say that tbe sum paid to Fish is very with a golden knife, one side of the was honest enough to state after one of consider yourself fortunate that fate or about thirty-five feet long. luugliter. They there and then patched reasonable when It Is considered that the tropical.sun do tbe rest. Surplus up their grievance, and Mr Weber still he makes the trip by dog sled and dained you should never be tied to him blade of which was endued with a these express wagon rides that the The difficulties in navigating the Red trees are cut down ami become walking deadly poison. You presented the poi nearer she got home the madder she for life. Ifliehadbeeu the noble man has tbe trunk, which lie shows to visit that lie lias the most dangerous route sea are such from reefs and shoals that soned half of the peach to the lady, you thought him, do you suppose he uo sailing vessel has passed the Suez sticks ami umbrella handles. This spice ors to his home as strongly illustrating of any mail carrier in tbe world. He got to think she had been inveigled Is more mild and innocent than most tbe truth of his story. who ate it with much relish and then would have been so cowardly as to canal In twenty-seven years. has several times been given up for into going down town and thus make other spices. dropped down dead. dead by residents of Valdez and Eagle, leave you with never a word of explan Tbe record for rapid slaughtering The wholesome half you ate your a holy show of herself for the madden ation? I think not. Therefore accept but so fur he has always managed to The Professor t'aderatood. lie Won the Yonngitrr. has been made by an Indianapolis ing throng to gape at and make merry self and laughed in your sleeve and Professor Henry Morton, president reach the end of his journey, although Polly’s congratulations on your narrow packing house by turning 3,298 bogs The Rev. I»r. Mackenzie of San Fran went on slicing more peaches for the over her predicament.” She never of the Stevens Institute of Technology sometimes overdue and occasionally cisco was once calling on a new pa into products within five hours. escape. ladies of whom you were Jealous till dreamed when she went down to make In Hoboken, recently honored by Mr. very much battered up. He has fallen The Japanese telephone service is rishioner who had a “limb” of a boy. you were found out and broken on the her few purchases that she would have Carnegie, once bad a church experi down precipices, got mixed up in ava She had invited the doctor to dine. BRIEF REVIEW. regulated by the department of com wheel. Aye. there’s the rub! What to be hauled back In an express wagon, ence with two students. One Sunday a lanches and has been starved and frost "Willie. ” she said to tier hopeful, "pass munications. All tbe lines, instruments high old times we might have, to lie pair of freshmen wandered Into the bitten. but is still happy In risking his yet she was one out of the multitude and fittings are owned by the govern Dr. Mackenzie a potato.” sure, but for that plaguy contingency Why People See Apparitions, louely life.—Harper's Weekly. Willie seized the potato between that thronged the street. One little ment. of being found out! In an interesting paj>er on “Fairies, thumb and finger, and before his moth street Arab quoted to the amusement Within ten years a German publisher Ice Cream on Kilis Inland. of several, “The rich for once can’t ride Apparitions, Visions and Hallucina has issued translations of five of the er could utter a horrified remonstrance Austrian Bulla. Somebody ’s heart softened toward be had tossed it across tbe table and nere are a few "bulls" that have in chaises any more than the poor, tions,” read by Sir Lauder Brunton re most read English and American nov squarely into the good man's lap. the 700 or more immigrants who bad cently in England, the author directs No one of them has had a sale of els. been perpetrated from time to time lit they both can walk by Jazes.” He to spend their first Easter in tbe new “Judgment!” cried Willie. the Austro-Hungarian parliaments^ twisted tbe quotation a little bit to ex attention to the fact that there is con as many as a thousand copies. world on Ellis Island, and Ice cream "One strike!” quoted the quick wit- King Edward has put typewriting ted clergyman. “One most important ftOTnt ot the ag- press his thoughts, but it met with a siderable variation in the acuteness of Was a part of the bill of fare. riculturaj j^WstTon is the maintenance laugh and a shout from his dirty little the sense of different people, and that machines in the office of bis private To many of the newcomers—to nearly "Willie, leave the table!” stormed his -vr'tfie Greed of horses to which I have companions. all of them, in fact—the frozen cream apparitions are probably due to an ab secretary. This is quite an innovation, mother. the honor to belong." was a novelty. Some were much puz normal condition of certain sense or for the letters of royalty have always » * * » “Madam,” said the minister, “do not “We are here for the weal and woe zled at the strange article of food. gans. Nature thus reports the conclu heretofore been executed by baud. judge him harshly. See how lieautiful- It wasn’t funny a bit to those who of our constituents.” It lias been decided to send all Boer ly he put the sphere over the plate.” "Sure an' there's frost in th' milk.” sions of the writer: “Some persons will prisoners who are sentenced to terms “Gentlemen, consider this question had to come any distance and who had said an Irish girl when tbe first cold perceive blue tlames in the tire in win of penal servitude out of South Africa And from that time there wasn't a in tbe light of a dark future.” spoonful had surprised her throat no chance of riding home and had to more earnest worker in all the big Sun "Milk, did ye say?" said a north of “Tbe eye of the law weighs heavily walk, but there were no wry faces even ter, and some perrons hear the shrieks to tlie Seychelles islands. A new con day school than that same Willie. of bats, while others are seusible of nei vict prison is to be constructed there Ireland lad. "Begorra an’ it’s more like on our press legislation.” though their feet were tired and their “There, gentlemen, is the ever chang bodies weary. Everybody smiled and ther. I n the same way there are people for the purpose. swatened snow, it Is." Cure For Hlcrooah. “An’ how did they kape it from melt ing point of which the opposition bas jested over the ludicrous and yet seri who feel things which others do not In the Japanese match factories the Hiccough usually attacks persons of ’?’’ inquired another. made a hobbyhorse.” feel. Apparitions are probaldy due to boxes and labels are made by little nervous temperament and young chil ous position they were placed in by the Some Italian immigrants did not take "This taunt is tbe same old sea ser- abnormal conditions of the apperatus girls, who are wondrously dexterous dren who have overloaded the stom as kindly to the ice cream, and they pent which for years and year* bus strikers and the corporations that re required for the reception of external in the work. These little experts get ach. It may also be induced by eating fused to give the extra three cents au tried to make the attendant understand been groaning in this assembly.” from a halfpenny to twopence half foods which have been too highly sea impressions. The vessels inside the hour their employes demanded. Peo that they would like to have it warmed penny for twelve hours’ work. soned. brain may lie capable of contraction, Incident! In American History. ple who seldom walked more than two up. A glass bouse to be used as a solari Tile most useful remedy and perhaps "Shiver me timbers,” exclaimed an A traveler who has just returned or three blocks down town without like those outside, and in that case there um is being built at the government the most inoffensive and the best con English fisherman, smacking bis lips, from a visit to Matanzas says that he being weary, found that when occasion would be anemia of part« of the brain sanitarium for tuberculosis at Fort sists in sucking a piece of sugar which “what stuff this would be to cruise visited El Cumbre, a short distance demanded it they were pretty good and consequently affections of the vis Bayard. N. M During the last two has previously been steeped in vinegar SAID DAMON with in ’ot weather.” from the city, and there was reminded sprinters. Many men, women and even ion, hearing, smell and taste. Epilepsy years tlie government has expended or drinking a spoonful of good vinegar of an incident in American history church, not knowing that it was Presi is connected in the minds of psycholo about $290,900 on this institution. in which some sugar has been dis with which he was entirely unfamiliar children, were compiled to walk six or gists with migraine. In many people dent Morton's place of worship They Trnua|.lanttna Big Trees. in Spandau, near Berlin, a great mil solved. and which lie Is willing to bet not one seven miles to their work, and they had migraine is preceded by a vision of zig itary center, a tax has been put on au The transplanting of big trees on the If this is not at once successful, a kept quiet and seemed properly devout American in a hundred knows any to rise with the larks to get to their work zags, rather like a procession. A troop tomatic orchestrions, which are becom second s|ioouful is certain to lie so. throughout until the time the collection world's fair site at St Louis is an in thing about. He refers to the fact that on time. One young lady, whoacknowl- box was to be passed, when they saw teresting work. A deep treneb is cut ing an intolerable nuisance, as nearly A Hungry Mnniciaii. a vice president of the United States edged that she never walked more of spirits in this form appears in Dore’s every restaurant has one. It is hoped to their horror that Professor Morton around the tree four or live feet from its took the oath of office there, being au than two or three blocks without being illustrations to the ‘inferno.’ It was that the tax will reduce the plague. During the siege of Ladysmith an of himself was passing the box. base and the earth dug away beneath. suggested as not unlikely that both thorized to do so by special act of con greatly fatigued, walked six to seven "Got any money?” said Paulsen to Then a huge truck is backed up to the The Jessup expedition into northwest ficer who was organizing a concert to gress. El Cumbre means "the summit,” miles to her work, and as she weighed Dante and Dore suffered from head ern Siberia has returned with 100 cases keep up his men's cheerfulness heard Inglis. tree and securely fastened. The entire and it was here that William Rufus ache of this kind. Stories of fairies of specimens. Tbe object of the excur of a sergeant in the Gordons who was “Quarter. You got any?” tree, forty or fifty feet high, is tlieu nearly two hundred pounds, it was a King, vice president with Franklin “No.” tipped over on to the truck and another might partly be referred to visions as sion. which was held by Norman C. said to be a performer. He found the Pierce, dying of consumption, was most trying experience, particularly on well as to the alsiriginal race mentioned Buston. was to determine the Asiatic said sergeant and asked him to con Nearer and nearer came the collec pair of wheels attached in front. Tlugi. her return home, as she had to walk sworn into office March 24, 1853 tribute his services. tlon box. with sufficient teams to pull the heavy by Professor Rhys. Speaking of Mo origin of tbe North American Indians. most of the way up some of the steeli The sergeant was sorry, but said he Finally when it was but one pew load, the tree is drawn to the place In Toledo, O., the postoffice depart hammed, Sir Lauder Brunton described est bills in San Francisco. Employes away Damon Inglis rose to the needs where wanted ami restored to an up- I.nntins and Working. ment will place on each letter box an "couldn't.” "Why,” said the officer, "you do play of Pythias Paulsen. right position, Much care is required Ever notice at the end of a day when were late in arriving at business on all his visions as trembling fits and convul electrical device which will record at •“I’ll stake you, old man. That’ll be in the work, and the trees will receive you have fooled along with your work sides, but for once the little tardy mark sions, and said it was curious to specu the central office when tbe box is open something, don’t you?” “I did. sir.” all right. Watch me," he whispered, constant attention until again well and slouched through everything in a did not figure in casting up their week late how different might have been the ed Some such apparatus is found to “Well, what's your Instrument?” and as tbe box appeared before him he rooted. slipshod manner that you are tired as ly report There were many humorous course of the world’s history if the pro lie necessary to prevent collectors from "The liones. sir—but I've ate ’em!” made sure to catch the president's eye. if you had worked steadily and done sides to the unfortunate affair. One phet had been thoroughly dosed with skipping boxes. Water In the Libyan Deaeri. your work well? And how much bet Up went tbe quarter conspicuously be bromide of potassium.” Tlie women of Galveston, Tex., the load of men and l>oys who were crowded There are places in the great Libyan Modern Inntance. ter satisfied you feel with yourself tween Damon's thumb and forefinger; city so nearly destroyed by the terrible "And now,” he said, "we will see then he dropped it, and. with a sweep desert that have an abundant supply of when you have done your work as you in like sardines in a big hay wagon Pneumatic Horse Collars. storm a few years ago, have organized what our old friend tbe apostle Paul sang, “ Until This Cruel War is Over of tbe hand toward his companion, he water, obtained from an underground should. Your employer also notices bed of sandstone. Tbe water conies to Tbe St. Louis Car Company, Colum to beautify the town. They give enter has to say. Step up here, Paul, and held up two fingers. these things. Don’t belong to the slip We’ll All Go Marching Home.” The tainments to raise funds and with tbe give us your testimony.” tbe surface through wells from 450 to shod class. Do your work well. You pedestrians who were marching home bus Brewing Company, Faust & Sons, “ Two, ” said Damon, and the profess proceeds buy and plant trees aloug tbe 500 feet in depth and Irrigates broad No, the speaker wasn't a flippant or understood. will feel better and stand higher In the felt that it was a sort of grim humor to the 8t. Louis Transfer Company, the streets and in tbe parks. areas of cultivated lands, interspersed prosecuting attorney in the celebrated estimation of the man you work for.— be hurled back at them by the fortu Boehmer Coal Company and othere are A reward of £5,000 is offered by the trial before Felix. with palm groves. Tbe oasis of Dakbla He Noticed Improvement. Atchison Globe. nate singers. Another one took up the beginning the use of pneumatic horse department of agriculture in Queens A typical North Carolinian called at particularly is in a fine state of culti It was the Rev. Mr. Seventhly, the collars, and find them much superiorto refrain, “We’re All Rough Riders,” and land for the discovery of a means of popular pastor of the Blank Avenue tbe senate lobby one day recently. He vation as a result of this irrigation. Tbe Tricks of the Trade. the ordinary ones. In the first place eradicating the prickly pear pest, If you find maple twigs and frag verily they were, for they were riding the ‘‘pneumatic’’ weighs only one-half which is a cactus imported from Amer church, who was preaching a doctrinal wore heavy boots and homespun subject is of special Interest here, be clothes, bis whiskers were of the Hor cause there are great regions In our sermon.—Chicago Tribune. ments of leaves In your “maple” sirup, home in a coal cart and were more be ica. The remedy must not cost more ace Greeley fashion, he did not wear a western country where it is known you may feel pretty sure that it is an grimed and dusty than if they had as much as a “stuffed'' collar, again tbe than a certain sum per acre. The Shock Too Severe. improved collar presents to the surface collar, and bls hat slouched down upon that water lies under arid plains, and Imitation or has been adulterated. Peo been through the war. More mushrooms are grown at Ken "Did the coroner's Jury ascertain what his tousled hair. lie sent in bis name various projects are on foot for making of the horse au even and yielding pres ple who make the pure article seut it to «««« to Senator Pritchard, confiding to the It available for Irrigation purposes. sure, with marked flexibility. Not neth Square and Lansdale, near Phila caused Bowersox's sudden death?” market clean. Tbe best butter does not “Yes. It appears that he received a doorkeeper that he had not seen Pritch The only ones wo seemed pleased at only is it a preventive of sore shoulders, delphia, than in any other section of have hair In it to prove that it was the country. Tbe department of agri plumber’s bill In bls morning’s mall.” How Japanese Meaanre Distance. ard since they served together in tbe made from cows' milk. Strained honey the turn of • vents were the owners of but admits of the animal moving tbe culture hopes to develop tbe industry legislature twelve years ago The ri and cho are the Japanese "But surely that did not kill him?” with bits of comb in it is subject to the vehiclesand horses. It was their har- load with much greater ease than with in this country so as to make importa Presently Senator Pritchard appear measures of distances. The ri is equal "That wasn't it, but about noon the same suspicion. Tomato tigs with a fig vest and all were pressed into service, a hard collar. The Humane Society, as tions from France unnecessary. plumlier himself called and said there ed. His North Carolina friend looked to about two and a half English miles, leaf on top of the box is another in* from the shabbiest of rigs up to hacks well as the merciful owner, indorse this Electricity has Increased the power of was an overcharge In the bill that he him all over. and it takes thirty-six cbos to make one* stance. and automobiles. One enterprising gar collar as one of the greatest improve seacoast lights to that of 3.090.000 can wished to correct.”—Detroit Free Press. “My country, senator.” he exclaimed ri. Fifteen chos are a little more than bage man saw Ills way to making a few- ments to the proper equipment of teams dies. The mineral oil lamp of the "Doty In a voice audible all over the lobby, ane mile. One ri e<i<inla 1.9273 kilome Snaweatlre. An Ingealona Reartrap. "bow you have Improved!”—Washing ters, and It is believed that decimal system.” which was in almost univer “No.” said the Widow Rakeleigh, more dollars by hauling tired humanity that has lieen made in years. The Mexicans In California had an ton Post. system will soon be ndopted. On conn sal use previous to the introduction of “I didn't altogether like the minister’s to its abode instead of garbage to the try roads jinrikisba fares are regulated electricity, did not exceed 54.000 can ingenious method of trapping bears sermon over poor John.” crematory, so he used something the Pedestrian ’ s Paradise. before the advent of the Yankees Vest Meets Germ Sharp. by distance, from 8 to 1-1 sen a ri lielng dles in the strength of its illumination. “Why, I thought it quite sympa old garbage wagon had never seen be A young man more or less intimately charged, according to the character ot The Bois de Boulogne in Paris is now thetic," said iter friend. An automobile truck Is now employ brought modern firearms into tbe re fore, that is, an abundance of soap and "Well, I didn’t like his pronuncia water and a broom, put sacks in the the|>edestrian'H paradise. Automobiles ed for moving iron safes. It has two gion. A piece of meat was nailed to acquainted witli affairs at the capitol the road, but on all the usual router the stout horizontal limb of an oak is a believer In the germ theory of dis to and from country stations the exact tion when lie said John bad gone 'to are forbidden to travel there except at a propelling motors, and a third elevates that undiscovered country from whose bottom and along the sides and some j snail’s pace, and must stop near horses. the safe to its place in the building. It tree. From a limb five or six feet above ease and in tbe virtue of disinfectants. tariff is known “burn” no traveler returns.’’’—Phila board seats in it, curried up the old Horses must not gallop, even on the requires three men and six and a half a rope was suspended, to the end of A few days ago tie beard of a case of horses, and the next thing seen of this i The Wooded Hills of Honolnla. delphia Press. minutes to place a safe on a seventh which a large stone was made fast so scarlet fever in bls neighborhood, and hastily constructed passenger convey- ■ riding alleys. No vehicle is admitted fl>>or Formerly It required eight men that It hung about six inches above and he straightaway went to a drugstore About fifteen years ago the Hawaiian Sagacity. unless furnished with springs. Even ■i trifle nearer the trunk than the meat and got a mixture of liquids with government undertook forest work, and “Why, yes. I have seen a good deal of ance it was going up Market street ' hearses are no exception to this rule. two and n half hours. an tbe lower limb. which to disinfect bis clothes. He dosed very soyn the bills back of Honolulu Tests made nt the Automobile club laden with passengers, and as one of Tom Robinson recently. Fact is. he's When a bear smelled the meat from tbe clothes liberally. On the other hand, pedestrians do what tn London allowed that machines trav were clothed with a dense and luxu the men remarked when a man on the one of tbe most entertaining men I • far. he would climb up the tree and Shortly afterward be was riding in ever met Really, I didn't know there standing on the sidewalk sang "Where they please. They are no longer com- rlin;: it tin- rate of twenty miles an make his way to the bait In doing one of the senate elevators. Senator riant growth of eucalpytus of several varieties, the Australian wattle and hour )-oiild be stopped in two and a balf was so much in him. He's positively did you get that coach?” “Oh, any pel led to lead dogs on a string. times tli) it length It Is expected thnt so he would push the stone pendulum Vest came In. leaning on tbe arm of his other trees of that character. These brilliant when you get him talking. old thing will do,” he expressed the to one side. Just as be was about to faithful attendant. Jim Edwards. The Moat delightful companion and so hos sentiment of every one in the wagon. From a return recently laid on the this lest w!;i induce the authorities to fasten his teeth In tbe meat tbe stone senator elevated bls Roman nose and trees have already exercised a notice- aide influence in conserving rainfall Increase the spool limit for autoniobles pitable and”— Polly felt sorry for the horses, they were table of the Australian Federal Parlia from the pn sent rate twelve miles an would swing back and bang his head. sniffed the air Then he said ter Ed • nd rendering the cllmnte in the vicini “I see. Which of Robinson's sisters ment it ap|>ears that the average annual This would arouse the anger of the wards, "Somebody in this car is dead.” ty more agreeable. Is it—the little one with the black hair driven so hard and little mercy was consumption of l>eer in Western Aus hour to eigbteeen mile*. l>ear. and lie would give the stone a shown as they Jogged or were raced or the tall blond one?” The Valor of Selmer. sweep of Ills paw which wouid send tralia is about twenty-nine gallons )>er rrnof Preanmptlve, Swift Wins«. "It's the little one with the black over the hard ami cruel paving stones. Science Is a first rate piece of furni It swinging farther out. The conse- head. This far exceeds the record of A Mohawk valley justice of tbe peace It Is difficult to account for tbe enor- ture for a man's upper chamber if be It was a sight that San Francisco peo hair.” invariably gave Judgment for-tbe plain ipience was a harder'bang and more mous velocity of some birds' flight has common sense on tbe ground floor, ple will long remember, and once in a any other country in the world. anger. Tbe more be struck the stone tiff in civil suits before him without A Ki«« and n ’nap. when migrating. Tbe northern blue thousand years is often enough for it to the harder be would be bit in return thrust goes nt the rate of 549 miles an but if a man hasn’t plsnty of good •n 1837 Mr. Thoma* Saverland happen—in fact this is one case where The tail feathers of the feriwab, a hearing the defendant, silencing that common sense tbe more science be lias unfortunate litigant with. “Veil, vot I until from ferocious anger be would brought an action against Miss Caro we don't want history to repeat itself. rare member of the bird of paradise tlnks be sue you tor If you don't owe lose his caution* a nd attack the pendu hour, flying 4.800 miles from Egypt to the worse for tbe patient.—Oliver Wen line Newton. who had bitten a piece out Helgoland in a spring night of barely family, are the moat expensive known, lum with all bls vigor. One powerful nine hours. Virginian plover fly from dell Holmes. of his nose for his having tried to kiss I never did like str kes, and I like them and the only tuft existing in England him?”—Rochester Democrat sweep, then bang! and bruin would be less when they strike so near home. her by way of a Joke. The defendant Labrador to north Brasil. 9.000 miles, Tw«h. is valued at $50,000. tumbled out of the tree to tbe rocks without stopping, going at tbe rate of was acqulttM. and the judge laid down Her Mother's Visit. Bobby—My gran’ma'a so old «be ain't I 8> w. where, disabled by bis fall, be that "when a man kisses a woman Mrs. Benham—You don’t seem to bt 636 miles an hour and probably more. Wealth does not make a home. It very glad that mother is here. would be at tbe mercy of those who How can this speed lie attained? The got a tooth in her head. against her will she is fully entitled to • The letter from the query-box this Tommy—Ain’t she? Well, mebby set tbe trap whenever they chose to week is from “ Constance O- ---- aud takes thoughtfai. sympathetic eotn- bite bis nose if she so pleases.”—"Tbe Bcnbam-Wbat did you expect me tc birds resort to great beigbta, where the they’re in her bureau drawer. like my take him. « Kiss and its History ___ she has had a disappointment that ■>!»» radee to make a home. do—die of Joy?—New York Herald. resistance of tbe air is slight Aunt Tillie's la sometime*. Ç POLLY LARKIN J •<* ’S a e G <* ó)
