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imagines has blighted her UP “ton*
The Eeoaooaleal Mule.
The mule is ready to begin work two NEW SHORT STORIES CHOICE MISCELLANY
stance” has had a little love affair, aud FACTS iN frEW LINES
or three years earlier than tbe horse
the young man who has wooed aud woa
Jun I.Ike I o I umui .
Me knackl torios.
A BBtiBll I exl bition of uiule and He can be put to pretty heavy pulling
her was not as constant ax he might duakey s Is to I- __
Joe Webel tells this story of bow tbe
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London sliopkwuai»' slang Is a dia
held
h> Berlin.
when
he
is
three
years
old.
and
from
Th* SI am her “Tk»w" la tbe Bible.
' have been; in fact he proved when
A motor si. i.’h propelled by spiked that time until he is forty, if be has firm of Weber A Fields came very lect In Itself aud one that is always
When tbe world was created, we find
near living dissolved at oue time. They
weighed in the balance that he was uot wheel» Is pateuteti in Germany.
fulr treatment and does not meet with were playing at tbe Bowery museums changing. What. then, is a “nicknackl-
it and its surroundings composed of
the true gold that she thought he was,
Gareline
bund«.irs
are
gieing
satis
torlau?" We know not tbe word today:
an
accident,
he
is
not
likely
to
loae
any
Never has San Frauclsoo, since tbe
three elements air, water and land—
with indifferent success when they de
but be turned out to be the poorest kind fan i> M i iite on western rallwsya.
time. He la not subject to tbe many cided that their future lay in acrobatic but. looking recently through some old
tbe whole lighted by tbe sun, moon days of tbe pioneers, seen the condition
of clay not tit to be molded in the potter’s
For every loo <|,aths in rural dis ailments to which tbe horse is a vic work. 8o one day they went to tbe foot law cases dating about a hundred
and stars. Adam bad three sons men of affairs that tbe street car strike oc
tioned by name, aud so did Noah, tbe casioned. Vehicles of all descriptions hands, for he wax so poverty-stricken ire is in Ellul. nd there are 118 in town tim. at least not to auy great degree. of East Twelfth street, where there years back. I was puzzled to flud it ap
He Ilves about twice as long, and bls were two large ash dumps. There they plied in all good faith to describe a
patriarch. Daniel was thrown Into a were brought iuto play, ami the poor when it came to honor, which is such a districts.
The area of the Yellowstone park actual perils I of usefulness is nearly found James T Powers and Peter Dai plaintiff in the sheriff's court. On fur
den with three lions for tbe crime of horses, wondering what it all meant, jewel in man and woman alike, so de
praying three times. Sbadracb, Me-
void of refinement aud truth aud so equals that of Delaware plus that of three times as long, for the horse Is ley practicing acrobatic stunts. The ther search it turned out to be a piece
really not tit for heavy service until be latter two did not fancy the invasion
shach atid Abednego were rescued from were “put through tbeir paces," going cowardly iu dealing with others, that Rhode Island.
of forgotten Cockney slang for a dealer
tbe fiery furnace. Job bad three spe from early morning uutil late at night he would not have stood the t«wt of tbe
A musical Passion play In sixteen is live years old or after he Is twenty, of tbe two German comedians, who In bric-a-brac. Tbe evldeuee showed
while
a
mule
will
often
do
good
service
cial friends. There were three patri carrying passengers. Some of the wag molder.
tableau lias been written by tbe cure
were their rivals for popularity along
for forty years, and they have been the Bowery, and drove them away that this plaintiff kept a sort of old
archs—Abraham, -Isaac and Jacob. ons bore inscriptions that reminded one
of a Purls church.
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curiosity shop, in which be dispensed
known
to
work
fifty,
according
to
one
Samuel was called three times; Elijah of “the days of old, the days of gold,
with stones, one of which, thrown by "mummies. poisoiled arrows, the bead
Tbe French waterway* bill comprises
Yotr
say,
“
Constance,
”
that
he
has
writer,
without
being
turned
out
at
prostrated himself three times on the the days of ’49," when tbe old prairie
Powers, struck Field* in the eye. His of King Arthur's spear ami a genuine
Improvements in the existing canals at
any time during all that long period
dead body of the child; Samson de achoouem lumbered across tbe conti shown you marked attention for two a cost of $12.100.990.
partner Instead of sympathizing with manuscript of the first play acted by
Like the ass. the mule will live upon him began to laugh. Fields got atigrv
ceived Delilah three times before she nent bearing tbe inscription In glowing or three years, keeping company with
Englund owns 7,930 of the 14,077
Thespis and his company in a wagon!”
discovered the secret of his great pow letters, “California or Bust.” The w ags no one else, aud that you finally be steamers lielotigiiig to the twelve lead next to nothing, and during all his for “We quit.” in- said, "right now.”
Tlie defendant, a woman, had actually
ty years of hard service a mule will
er. and tbe Ten Commandments were
came engaged to him. Then after ing nations of Europe and America.
"All right. I'm wllllug.” said Weber. bought and |>aid for some of these rari
of
the
day
who
tilted
up
tbeir
express
not
require
—
and
generally
does
not
get
delivered on tbe third day.
months of devotion in which he allowed
They walked back to tbe Bowery to ties, but she died after huvlug commis
Au ancient viking cup made out of
Jonah was three days and nights in wagons with temporary seats and bung you to get your trousseau ready aud tlie vertebra- of a whale baa been —half the feed necessary to sustain a gether without speaking. A few days sioned the embalming of an orang
on
a
chair
or
a
couple
of
steps
to
enable
horse during bis much shorter period before the incident they bad chipped In
tbe whale's lielly. “Simon, lovest tbou
make beautiful bits of fancy work for found at Hitrroldswick, in Shetland.
outang to add Io her collection, and for
of usefulness.
me?” was repeated three times. Paul the passengers to elimb iuto their wag
a dollar each and bought a trunk.
this her executors refused to pay.
the dear little home he stated he was
The
kaiser
has
ordered
the
distribu
makes mention of the three graces— ons took tbe time to put the inscription,
“Whose going to get that trunk?" Counsel for the defense poured con
W here Allrplce Grows.
faith, hope und charity. Tbe famous “Home or Bust," on their wagons. preparing for you, almost on the eve of tion of 1,909 copies of his photograph
sulkily asked Weber.
tempt on tbe mummy of tbe orang
The island of Jamaica produces about
allegorical dreams of tbe baker and They varied this uot very elegant in your marriage lie ceased coming, never among tbe sailors of the German uavy.
"You cun have it." repill'd Fields.
outang and called it a “stuffed mon
Automobiles
which
have
a
flange
out
all
the
allspice
that
is
used.
It
is
known
gave
any
reason
for
the
sudden
change,
butler were to come to pass in three scription with "Rapid transit to Golden
“No; I don't want It. You take it,” key.” But the "nicknackitorian" won
days. Then we have tbe holy trinity—
and you found that for some time he side a pneumatic tire are being used also as pimento, or Jamaica [lepper. The said Weber.
bis case. Ills profession was more tak-
<
late
Park;
going
right
out,"
and
“
Rap
for
scouting
on
the
Transvaal
railways.
tree
on
which
the
berries
grow
is
ever-
Father. Son and Holy Ghost; the sacred
had been paying marked attention to a
After quarreling for some time over
An electric motor car recently dou green, and the flowers grow in dense tbe matter Fields finally bit upon a lug than bis name.—Manchester Guard
letters on the cross were three in num id transit to Twenty-fourth street and young lady In the same town. Know
ian.
ber, they being I. II. S.; so also tbe fa Valencia," etc. Every vehicle was ing all tills, you still grieve for such a bled tbe length of Great Britain, trav clusters. These develop into small Solomon-like Idea. "We'll saw it In
mous Roman motto was composed of crowded with meu, women and chll- man? Can't you realize that he is not eling 1,190 tulles at an expense of 5 green aromatic berries, tbe size of black two. and we can each take half,” he
Our Hlgheat Priced Mall Carrier.
pepper. If allowed to ripen, they be said.
cents a mile.
three words—viz, In hoc siguo.
dren, all iooking as if it was a great
A contract was recently let by tbe
the man you thought you cared for?
come
pulpy
and
lose
some
of
tbeir
pun
Several young members of the Bel
big frolic that they were indulging in.
Weber agreed to the proposition and. postoffice department fol carrying d*
He was the soul of honor, upright in all gian aristocracy are now serving tbeir gency. For commercial purposes tbe
Sleight of Hand Poisoning.
procuring a saw. started upon the divi mail in Alaska by dog sleds. The s^r
Women wearing sealskin coats and
bis
dealings
and
refined.
The
man
you
berries
are
gathered
when
green,
care
A very curious Item in toxicological diamonds rode with all tbe grace they
time as apprentices on board English
sion of the only valuable asset of the cessful bidder was Oscar Fish, and bls
fully dried in tbe sun and afterward team. He had cut half way through route lies between Eagle and Valdez, a
lore I chanced to light upon, wrote could command iu express wagons. thought you cared for is dead, he did sailing ships.
IMicked in bags bolding 160 to 180 the trunk when he finally turned to distance of 414 miles. He makes two
uot possess the low and cowardly traits
George Augustus Sala in one of his let
Hull (England) municipal trams made
You can rest assured, however, that it
ters. may be called the feat of poison
of this man who has deceived you. a profit of £40.000 last year. Of this pounds and shipped. Pimento trees Fields and said:
trips a month and receives nearly $1,-
ing by sleight of hand. You were jeal was a case of “have to go down town” The man you cared for was true as steel. amount £10,099 lias been devoted to the grow in many parts of tropical Amer-
"Say. Fields. I'm getting the worst of 500 a trip, or $35,000 a year. Duly 300
nowhere
do
they
thrive
as
in
that
brought
them
out.
They
bore
it
lea.
but
ous of a lady, and you wished to kill
this deal. Do you think I'ui going to |H>unds are carried per trip, and this is
This man is all dross, cowardly and relief of tbe taxation.
Jamaica, The trees are never planted
her. Well, you asked her to lunch, and all cheerfully, and if their tempers weak as water. From all you have told
usuady made up of letters—few news-
A uew tapeworm described by a Jap by man and receive no cultivation saw your half too?”
you caused a very nice peach to be were ruffled by the situation they did
Fields’ Indignation had by this time papers. Postofflce department officials
anese physician is of gigantic size, be worthy of the name. Tbe seeds are
me
you
have
nothing
to
regret.
Rattier
served at dessert. You cut the fruit not show it. One woman, however,
ing more than four inches broad and dropped by tbe birds, and the rains and subsided, and be was roaring with say that tbe sum paid to Fish is very
with a golden knife, one side of the was honest enough to state after one of consider yourself fortunate that fate or about thirty-five feet long.
luugliter. They there and then patched reasonable when It Is considered that
the tropical.sun do tbe rest. Surplus up their grievance, and Mr Weber still he makes the trip by dog sled and
dained
you
should
never
be
tied
to
him
blade of which was endued with a these express wagon rides that the
The
difficulties
in
navigating
the
Red
trees
are
cut
down
ami
become
walking
deadly poison. You presented the poi nearer she got home the madder she for life. Ifliehadbeeu the noble man
has tbe trunk, which lie shows to visit that lie lias the most dangerous route
sea are such from reefs and shoals that
soned half of the peach to the lady,
you thought him, do you suppose he uo sailing vessel has passed the Suez sticks ami umbrella handles. This spice ors to his home as strongly illustrating of any mail carrier in tbe world. He
got
to
think
she
had
been
inveigled
Is more mild and innocent than most tbe truth of his story.
who ate it with much relish and then
would have been so cowardly as to canal In twenty-seven years.
has several times been given up for
into going down town and thus make
other spices.
dropped down dead.
dead
by residents of Valdez and Eagle,
leave you with never a word of explan
Tbe record for rapid slaughtering
The wholesome half you ate your a holy show of herself for the madden ation? I think not. Therefore accept
but so fur he has always managed to
The Professor t'aderatood.
lie Won the Yonngitrr.
has
been
made
by
an
Indianapolis
ing
throng
to
gape
at
and
make
merry
self and laughed in your sleeve and
Professor Henry Morton, president reach the end of his journey, although
Polly’s congratulations on your narrow packing house by turning 3,298 bogs
The Rev. I»r. Mackenzie of San Fran
went on slicing more peaches for the over her predicament.” She never
of the Stevens Institute of Technology sometimes overdue and occasionally
cisco
was
once
calling
on
a
new
pa
into
products
within
five
hours.
escape.
ladies of whom you were Jealous till dreamed when she went down to make
In Hoboken, recently honored by Mr. very much battered up. He has fallen
The Japanese telephone service is rishioner who had a “limb” of a boy.
you were found out and broken on the her few purchases that she would have
Carnegie, once bad a church experi down precipices, got mixed up in ava
She
had
invited
the
doctor
to
dine.
BRIEF REVIEW.
regulated by the department of com
wheel. Aye. there’s the rub! What to be hauled back In an express wagon,
ence with two students. One Sunday a lanches and has been starved and frost
"Willie.
”
she
said
to
tier
hopeful,
"pass
munications. All tbe lines, instruments
high old times we might have, to lie
pair of freshmen wandered Into the bitten. but is still happy In risking his
yet she was one out of the multitude
and fittings are owned by the govern Dr. Mackenzie a potato.”
sure, but for that plaguy contingency
Why People See Apparitions,
louely life.—Harper's Weekly.
Willie
seized
the
potato
between
that
thronged
the
street.
One
little
ment.
of being found out!
In an interesting paj>er on “Fairies,
thumb
and
finger,
and
before
his
moth
street Arab quoted to the amusement
Within ten years a German publisher
Ice Cream on Kilis Inland.
of several, “The rich for once can’t ride Apparitions, Visions and Hallucina has issued translations of five of the er could utter a horrified remonstrance
Austrian Bulla.
Somebody
’s heart softened toward
be
had
tossed
it
across
tbe
table
and
nere are a few "bulls" that have in chaises any more than the poor, tions,” read by Sir Lauder Brunton re most read English and American nov squarely into the good man's lap.
the 700 or more immigrants who bad
cently
in
England,
the
author
directs
No
one
of
them
has
had
a
sale
of
els.
been perpetrated from time to time lit they both can walk by Jazes.” He
to spend their first Easter in tbe new
“Judgment!” cried Willie.
the Austro-Hungarian parliaments^
twisted tbe quotation a little bit to ex attention to the fact that there is con as many as a thousand copies.
world on Ellis Island, and Ice cream
"One strike!” quoted the quick wit-
King Edward has put typewriting ted clergyman.
“One most important ftOTnt ot the ag- press his thoughts, but it met with a siderable variation in the acuteness of
Was a part of the bill of fare.
riculturaj j^WstTon is the maintenance laugh and a shout from his dirty little the sense of different people, and that machines in the office of bis private
To many of the newcomers—to nearly
"Willie, leave the table!” stormed his
-vr'tfie Greed of horses to which I have companions.
all of them, in fact—the frozen cream
apparitions are probably due to an ab secretary. This is quite an innovation, mother.
the honor to belong."
was a novelty. Some were much puz
normal condition of certain sense or for the letters of royalty have always
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“Madam,” said the minister, “do not
“We are here for the weal and woe
zled at the strange article of food.
gans. Nature thus reports the conclu heretofore been executed by baud.
judge
him
harshly.
See
how
lieautiful-
It wasn’t funny a bit to those who
of our constituents.”
It lias been decided to send all Boer ly he put the sphere over the plate.”
"Sure an' there's frost in th' milk.”
sions of the writer: “Some persons will
prisoners who are sentenced to terms
“Gentlemen, consider this question had to come any distance and who had
said an Irish girl when tbe first cold
perceive blue tlames in the tire in win of penal servitude out of South Africa And from that time there wasn't a
in tbe light of a dark future.”
spoonful had surprised her throat
no chance of riding home and had to
more earnest worker in all the big Sun
"Milk, did ye say?" said a north of
“Tbe eye of the law weighs heavily walk, but there were no wry faces even ter, and some perrons hear the shrieks to tlie Seychelles islands. A new con day school than that same Willie.
of bats, while others are seusible of nei vict prison is to be constructed there
Ireland lad. "Begorra an’ it’s more like
on our press legislation.”
though their feet were tired and their
“There, gentlemen, is the ever chang bodies weary. Everybody smiled and ther. I n the same way there are people for the purpose.
swatened snow, it Is."
Cure For Hlcrooah.
“An’ how did they kape it from melt
ing point of which the opposition bas jested over the ludicrous and yet seri who feel things which others do not
In the Japanese match factories the
Hiccough usually attacks persons of
’?’’ inquired another.
made a hobbyhorse.”
feel. Apparitions are probaldy due to boxes and labels are made by little nervous temperament and young chil
ous
position
they
were
placed
in
by
the
Some Italian immigrants did not take
"This taunt is tbe same old sea ser-
abnormal conditions of the apperatus girls, who are wondrously dexterous dren who have overloaded the stom
as kindly to the ice cream, and they
pent which for years and year* bus strikers and the corporations that re required for the reception of external in the work. These little experts get ach. It may also be induced by eating
fused to give the extra three cents au
tried to make the attendant understand
been groaning in this assembly.”
from
a
halfpenny
to
twopence
half
foods
which
have
been
too
highly
sea
impressions. The vessels inside the
hour their employes demanded. Peo
that they would like to have it warmed
penny for twelve hours’ work.
soned.
brain
may
lie
capable
of
contraction,
Incident! In American History.
ple who seldom walked more than two
up.
A glass bouse to be used as a solari
Tile most useful remedy and perhaps
"Shiver me timbers,” exclaimed an
A traveler who has just returned or three blocks down town without like those outside, and in that case there um is being built at the government the most inoffensive and the best con
English fisherman, smacking bis lips,
from a visit to Matanzas says that he being weary, found that when occasion would be anemia of part« of the brain sanitarium for tuberculosis at Fort sists in sucking a piece of sugar which
“what stuff this would be to cruise
visited El Cumbre, a short distance demanded it they were pretty good and consequently affections of the vis Bayard. N. M During the last two has previously been steeped in vinegar
SAID DAMON
with in ’ot weather.”
from the city, and there was reminded sprinters. Many men, women and even ion, hearing, smell and taste. Epilepsy years tlie government has expended or drinking a spoonful of good vinegar
of an incident in American history
church, not knowing that it was Presi
is
connected
in
the
minds
of
psycholo
about
$290,900
on
this
institution.
in
which
some
sugar
has
been
dis
with which he was entirely unfamiliar children, were compiled to walk six or gists with migraine. In many people
dent Morton's place of worship They
Trnua|.lanttna Big Trees.
in Spandau, near Berlin, a great mil solved.
and which lie Is willing to bet not one seven miles to their work, and they had migraine is preceded by a vision of zig itary center, a tax has been put on au
The transplanting of big trees on the
If this is not at once successful, a kept quiet and seemed properly devout
American in a hundred knows any to rise with the larks to get to their work zags, rather like a procession. A troop tomatic orchestrions, which are becom second s|ioouful is certain to lie so.
throughout until the time the collection world's fair site at St Louis is an in
thing about. He refers to the fact that on time. One young lady, whoacknowl-
box was to be passed, when they saw teresting work. A deep treneb is cut
ing
an
intolerable
nuisance,
as
nearly
A Hungry Mnniciaii.
a vice president of the United States edged that she never walked more of spirits in this form appears in Dore’s every restaurant has one. It is hoped
to their horror that Professor Morton around the tree four or live feet from its
took the oath of office there, being au than two or three blocks without being illustrations to the ‘inferno.’ It was that the tax will reduce the plague.
During the siege of Ladysmith an of himself was passing the box.
base and the earth dug away beneath.
suggested
as
not
unlikely
that
both
thorized to do so by special act of con greatly fatigued, walked six to seven
"Got any money?” said Paulsen to Then a huge truck is backed up to the
The Jessup expedition into northwest ficer who was organizing a concert to
gress. El Cumbre means "the summit,” miles to her work, and as she weighed Dante and Dore suffered from head ern Siberia has returned with 100 cases keep up his men's cheerfulness heard Inglis.
tree and securely fastened. The entire
and it was here that William Rufus
ache of this kind. Stories of fairies of specimens. Tbe object of the excur of a sergeant in the Gordons who was
“Quarter. You got any?”
tree, forty or fifty feet high, is tlieu
nearly
two
hundred
pounds,
it
was
a
King, vice president with Franklin
“No.”
tipped over on to the truck and another
might partly be referred to visions as sion. which was held by Norman C. said to be a performer. He found the
Pierce, dying of consumption, was most trying experience, particularly on well as to the alsiriginal race mentioned Buston. was to determine the Asiatic said sergeant and asked him to con
Nearer and nearer came the collec pair of wheels attached in front. Tlugi.
her return home, as she had to walk
sworn into office March 24, 1853
tribute his services.
tlon box.
with sufficient teams to pull the heavy
by Professor Rhys. Speaking of Mo origin of tbe North American Indians.
most of the way up some of the steeli
The sergeant was sorry, but said he
Finally when it was but one pew load, the tree is drawn to the place
In Toledo, O., the postoffice depart
hammed, Sir Lauder Brunton described
est bills in San Francisco. Employes
away Damon Inglis rose to the needs where wanted ami restored to an up-
I.nntins and Working.
ment will place on each letter box an "couldn't.”
"Why,” said the officer, "you do play of Pythias Paulsen.
right position, Much care is required
Ever notice at the end of a day when were late in arriving at business on all his visions as trembling fits and convul electrical device which will record at
•“I’ll stake you, old man. That’ll be in the work, and the trees will receive
you have fooled along with your work sides, but for once the little tardy mark sions, and said it was curious to specu the central office when tbe box is open something, don’t you?”
“I did. sir.”
all right. Watch me," he whispered, constant attention until again well
and slouched through everything in a did not figure in casting up their week late how different might have been the ed Some such apparatus is found to
“Well, what's your Instrument?”
and as tbe box appeared before him he rooted.
slipshod manner that you are tired as ly report There were many humorous course of the world’s history if the pro lie necessary to prevent collectors from
"The liones. sir—but I've ate ’em!”
made sure to catch the president's eye.
if you had worked steadily and done sides to the unfortunate affair. One phet had been thoroughly dosed with skipping boxes.
Water In the Libyan Deaeri.
your work well? And how much bet
Up went tbe quarter conspicuously be
bromide of potassium.”
Tlie women of Galveston, Tex., the
load
of
men
and
l>oys
who
were
crowded
There are places in the great Libyan
Modern Inntance.
ter satisfied you feel with yourself
tween Damon's thumb and forefinger;
city so nearly destroyed by the terrible
"And now,” he said, "we will see then he dropped it, and. with a sweep desert that have an abundant supply of
when you have done your work as you in like sardines in a big hay wagon
Pneumatic Horse Collars.
storm a few years ago, have organized what our old friend tbe apostle Paul
sang,
“
Until
This
Cruel
War
is
Over
of tbe hand toward his companion, he water, obtained from an underground
should. Your employer also notices
bed of sandstone. Tbe water conies to
Tbe St. Louis Car Company, Colum to beautify the town. They give enter has to say. Step up here, Paul, and held up two fingers.
these things. Don’t belong to the slip We’ll All Go Marching Home.” The
tainments to raise funds and with tbe give us your testimony.”
tbe surface through wells from 450 to
shod class. Do your work well. You pedestrians who were marching home bus Brewing Company, Faust & Sons,
“
Two,
”
said
Damon,
and
the
profess
proceeds buy and plant trees aloug tbe
500 feet in depth and Irrigates broad
No, the speaker wasn't a flippant or understood.
will feel better and stand higher In the felt that it was a sort of grim humor to the 8t. Louis Transfer Company, the
streets and in tbe parks.
areas of cultivated lands, interspersed
prosecuting attorney in the celebrated
estimation of the man you work for.— be hurled back at them by the fortu Boehmer Coal Company and othere are
A reward of £5,000 is offered by the trial before Felix.
with palm groves. Tbe oasis of Dakbla
He Noticed Improvement.
Atchison Globe.
nate singers. Another one took up the beginning the use of pneumatic horse department of agriculture in Queens
A typical North Carolinian called at particularly is in a fine state of culti
It was the Rev. Mr. Seventhly, the
collars,
and
find
them
much
superiorto
refrain, “We’re All Rough Riders,” and
land for the discovery of a means of popular pastor of the Blank Avenue tbe senate lobby one day recently. He vation as a result of this irrigation. Tbe
Tricks of the Trade.
the ordinary ones. In the first place eradicating the prickly pear pest,
If you find maple twigs and frag verily they were, for they were riding the ‘‘pneumatic’’ weighs only one-half which is a cactus imported from Amer church, who was preaching a doctrinal wore heavy boots and homespun subject is of special Interest here, be
clothes, bis whiskers were of the Hor cause there are great regions In our
sermon.—Chicago Tribune.
ments of leaves In your “maple” sirup, home in a coal cart and were more be
ica. The remedy must not cost more
ace Greeley fashion, he did not wear a western country where it is known
you may feel pretty sure that it is an grimed and dusty than if they had as much as a “stuffed'' collar, again tbe than a certain sum per acre.
The Shock Too Severe.
improved collar presents to the surface
collar, and bls hat slouched down upon that water lies under arid plains, and
Imitation or has been adulterated. Peo been through the war.
More mushrooms are grown at Ken
"Did the coroner's Jury ascertain what his tousled hair. lie sent in bis name various projects are on foot for making
of the horse au even and yielding pres
ple who make the pure article seut it to
««««
to Senator Pritchard, confiding to the It available for Irrigation purposes.
sure, with marked flexibility. Not neth Square and Lansdale, near Phila caused Bowersox's sudden death?”
market clean. Tbe best butter does not
“Yes. It appears that he received a doorkeeper that he had not seen Pritch
The only ones wo seemed pleased at only is it a preventive of sore shoulders, delphia, than in any other section of
have hair In it to prove that it was
the country. Tbe department of agri plumber’s bill In bls morning’s mall.”
How Japanese Meaanre Distance.
ard since they served together in tbe
made from cows' milk. Strained honey the turn of • vents were the owners of but admits of the animal moving tbe
culture hopes to develop tbe industry
legislature twelve years ago
The ri and cho are the Japanese
"But surely that did not kill him?”
with bits of comb in it is subject to the vehiclesand horses. It was their har- load with much greater ease than with
in this country so as to make importa
Presently Senator Pritchard appear measures of distances. The ri is equal
"That wasn't it, but about noon the
same suspicion. Tomato tigs with a fig vest and all were pressed into service, a hard collar. The Humane Society, as
tions from France unnecessary.
plumlier himself called and said there ed. His North Carolina friend looked to about two and a half English miles,
leaf on top of the box is another in* from the shabbiest of rigs up to hacks well as the merciful owner, indorse this
Electricity has Increased the power of was an overcharge In the bill that he him all over.
and it takes thirty-six cbos to make one*
stance.
and automobiles. One enterprising gar collar as one of the greatest improve seacoast lights to that of 3.090.000 can wished to correct.”—Detroit Free Press.
“My country, senator.” he exclaimed ri. Fifteen chos are a little more than
bage man saw Ills way to making a few- ments to the proper equipment of teams dies. The mineral oil lamp of the "Doty
In a voice audible all over the lobby, ane mile. One ri e<i<inla 1.9273 kilome
Snaweatlre.
An Ingealona Reartrap.
"bow you have Improved!”—Washing ters, and It is believed that decimal
system.” which was in almost univer
“No.” said the Widow Rakeleigh, more dollars by hauling tired humanity that has lieen made in years.
The Mexicans In California had an ton Post.
system will soon be ndopted. On conn
sal use previous to the introduction of
“I didn't altogether like the minister’s to its abode instead of garbage to the
try roads jinrikisba fares are regulated
electricity, did not exceed 54.000 can ingenious method of trapping bears
sermon over poor John.”
crematory, so he used something the
Pedestrian
’
s
Paradise.
before the advent of the Yankees
Vest Meets Germ Sharp.
by distance, from 8 to 1-1 sen a ri lielng
dles in the strength of its illumination.
“Why, I thought it quite sympa old garbage wagon had never seen be
A young man more or less intimately charged, according to the character ot
The Bois de Boulogne in Paris is now
thetic," said iter friend.
An automobile truck Is now employ brought modern firearms into tbe re
fore, that is, an abundance of soap and
"Well, I didn’t like his pronuncia water and a broom, put sacks in the the|>edestrian'H paradise. Automobiles ed for moving iron safes. It has two gion. A piece of meat was nailed to acquainted witli affairs at the capitol the road, but on all the usual router
the stout horizontal limb of an oak is a believer In the germ theory of dis to and from country stations the exact
tion when lie said John bad gone 'to
are forbidden to travel there except at a propelling motors, and a third elevates
that undiscovered country from whose bottom and along the sides and some j snail’s pace, and must stop near horses. the safe to its place in the building. It tree. From a limb five or six feet above ease and in tbe virtue of disinfectants. tariff is known
“burn” no traveler returns.’’’—Phila board seats in it, curried up the old Horses must not gallop, even on the requires three men and six and a half a rope was suspended, to the end of A few days ago tie beard of a case of
horses, and the next thing seen of this i
The Wooded Hills of Honolnla.
delphia Press.
minutes to place a safe on a seventh which a large stone was made fast so scarlet fever in bls neighborhood, and
hastily constructed passenger convey- ■ riding alleys. No vehicle is admitted fl>>or Formerly It required eight men that It hung about six inches above and he straightaway went to a drugstore
About fifteen years ago the Hawaiian
Sagacity.
unless furnished with springs. Even
■i trifle nearer the trunk than the meat and got a mixture of liquids with government undertook forest work, and
“Why, yes. I have seen a good deal of ance it was going up Market street ' hearses are no exception to this rule. two and n half hours.
an tbe lower limb.
which to disinfect bis clothes. He dosed very soyn the bills back of Honolulu
Tests
made
nt
the
Automobile
club
laden
with
passengers,
and
as
one
of
Tom Robinson recently. Fact is. he's
When a bear smelled the meat from tbe clothes liberally.
On the other hand, pedestrians do what tn London allowed that machines trav
were clothed with a dense and luxu
the
men
remarked
when
a
man
on
the
one of tbe most entertaining men I
• far. he would climb up the tree and
Shortly afterward be was riding in
ever met Really, I didn't know there standing on the sidewalk sang "Where they please. They are no longer com- rlin;: it tin- rate of twenty miles an make his way to the bait In doing one of the senate elevators. Senator riant growth of eucalpytus of several
varieties, the Australian wattle and
hour )-oiild be stopped in two and a balf
was so much in him. He's positively did you get that coach?” “Oh, any pel led to lead dogs on a string.
times tli) it length It Is expected thnt so he would push the stone pendulum Vest came In. leaning on tbe arm of his other trees of that character. These
brilliant when you get him talking. old thing will do,” he expressed the
to one side. Just as be was about to faithful attendant. Jim Edwards. The
Moat delightful companion and so hos sentiment of every one in the wagon.
From a return recently laid on the this lest w!;i induce the authorities to fasten his teeth In tbe meat tbe stone senator elevated bls Roman nose and trees have already exercised a notice-
aide influence in conserving rainfall
Increase
the
spool
limit
for
autoniobles
pitable and”—
Polly felt sorry for the horses, they were table of the Australian Federal Parlia from the pn sent rate twelve miles an would swing back and bang his head. sniffed the air Then he said ter Ed • nd rendering the cllmnte in the vicini
“I see. Which of Robinson's sisters
ment
it
ap|>ears
that
the
average
annual
This would arouse the anger of the wards, "Somebody in this car is dead.” ty more agreeable.
Is it—the little one with the black hair driven so hard and little mercy was consumption of l>eer in Western Aus hour to eigbteeen mile*.
l>ear. and lie would give the stone a
shown as they Jogged or were raced
or the tall blond one?”
The Valor of Selmer.
sweep of Ills paw which wouid send
tralia is about twenty-nine gallons )>er
rrnof Preanmptlve,
Swift Wins«.
"It's the little one with the black over the hard ami cruel paving stones.
Science Is a first rate piece of furni
It
swinging
farther
out.
The
conse-
head.
This
far
exceeds
the
record
of
A Mohawk valley justice of tbe peace
It Is difficult to account for tbe enor- ture for a man's upper chamber if be
It was a sight that San Francisco peo
hair.”
invariably gave Judgment for-tbe plain ipience was a harder'bang and more mous velocity of some birds' flight has common sense on tbe ground floor,
ple will long remember, and once in a any other country in the world.
anger.
Tbe
more
be
struck
the
stone
tiff in civil suits before him without
A Ki«« and n ’nap.
when migrating. Tbe northern blue
thousand years is often enough for it to
the harder be would be bit in return thrust goes nt the rate of 549 miles an but if a man hasn’t plsnty of good
•n 1837 Mr. Thoma* Saverland happen—in fact this is one case where
The tail feathers of the feriwab, a hearing the defendant, silencing that
common sense tbe more science be lias
unfortunate litigant with. “Veil, vot I until from ferocious anger be would
brought an action against Miss Caro
we don't want history to repeat itself. rare member of the bird of paradise tlnks be sue you tor If you don't owe lose his caution* a nd attack the pendu hour, flying 4.800 miles from Egypt to the worse for tbe patient.—Oliver Wen
line Newton. who had bitten a piece out
Helgoland in a spring night of barely
family, are the moat expensive known,
lum with all bls vigor. One powerful nine hours. Virginian plover fly from dell Holmes.
of his nose for his having tried to kiss I never did like str kes, and I like them and the only tuft existing in England him?”—Rochester Democrat
sweep,
then
bang!
and
bruin
would
be
less
when
they
strike
so
near
home.
her by way of a Joke. The defendant
Labrador to north Brasil. 9.000 miles,
Tw«h.
is valued at $50,000.
tumbled out of the tree to tbe rocks without stopping, going at tbe rate of
was acqulttM. and the judge laid down
Her Mother's Visit.
Bobby—My gran’ma'a so old «be ain't
I
8>
w.
where,
disabled
by
bis
fall,
be
that "when a man kisses a woman
Mrs. Benham—You don’t seem to bt
636 miles an hour and probably more.
Wealth does not make a home. It very glad that mother is here.
would be at tbe mercy of those who How can this speed lie attained? The got a tooth in her head.
against her will she is fully entitled to • The letter from the query-box this
Tommy—Ain’t she? Well, mebby
set
tbe
trap
whenever
they
chose
to
week
is
from
“
Constance
O-
----
aud
takes
thoughtfai.
sympathetic
eotn-
bite bis nose if she so pleases.”—"Tbe
Bcnbam-Wbat did you expect me tc
birds resort to great beigbta, where the they’re in her bureau drawer. like my
take him.
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Kiss and its History
___ she has had a disappointment that ■>!»» radee to make a home.
do—die of Joy?—New York Herald.
resistance of tbe air is slight
Aunt Tillie's la sometime*.
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