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o o o o 0 ■«#-•* • • •• • : QUEEN FOR A DAY By EDITH WYATT Copyright' iMf. by Ldlth FFvcUt TT1I.1E WOLFGANG was tbe dower of her family, so that when an uunt living In Bata- ____ via. a large manufacturing town lu Missouri, asked that two of her brother's children be sent to visit her. Ottllie was the first selected for that pleasure. Walter, tbe noisiest and thus regard- ed as the brightest among tbe little stepbrothers, accompanied her at tbe special request of the auut, who had been charmed by bls lively habits of strutting and squirming and of pulling and tooting through bls fat lips. Tbe aunt was a timid and supersti tious German lady. Sbe could not speak a word of English, she kept no servants for fear of collusion wltb bur glars, and sbe led a life of naps, of locking windows and of making lace lu a small, liot, one story bouse, wltb no grass plot In front or behind, only a little, bare back yard with a summer bouse overgrown by a coarse, feathery cucumber vine. Walter played and showed off all day wltb new found little friends next door. Ottllie had mended all her aunt's clothes wiieu she first came. She did all the housework, but to her quickness and vigor this occupied only a very little time. Sbe longed to go out walk ing and seeing tlie sights of tbe pave ment, but her aunt was too fearful of kidnapers and abductors to permit of this. She tried to read “Nathan der Weise,” tbe ouly book In the house, but this was more of a task to her than a pleasure, so sbe used to sit In tbe summer house, with her book opeu In her lap, and watch tbe backs of tbe rows of houses on the next street. This street was much more preten tious than tbe one where her aunt lived, and few of its people seemed to stay In the backs of their bouses. Oue room, however, was frequented in the morning by a thin, dark young man, with a low collar and a pulling head of hair, who used sometimes to sit In his window and read excitedly and some times to practice on tbe flute. He had a piano, and occasionally he would amuse himself by picking out popular airs on Its keys wltb one fin ger. When be did this Ottllie always ac companied him softly with her voice. He spent some endeavor on "Die Lorelei." He did not know it all, and when be had come to tbe end of bis memory he would wait for a moment and tlqlsh conventionally. Once he waited for several rests, and Ottllie’s voice was left rising conspicu ously alone. Tbe young man evidently heard it. for he played correctly as far as Ottllie had sung and then waited. Ottllie sang to the end of the song. The young man followed her as far as he caught the notes and then wuited again. Ottllie sang again, and by grees the young man learn<>d all song. When lie kiail finished he came to window anil looked out Into tbe aunt's back yard, but the cucumber vines pre vented him from seeing In the summer house anything but tbe light folds of Ottllie’s fresh pink gingham dress. On tbe next morning Ottllie Jiearil him playing "Die Lorelei” again, and again she slipped out Into the summer house and liait a lovely time singing wltb him. He laid the wreath on her yellow braids, He could not see her. but he prostrat- put him behind two of the other play ed himself from Ills window and flung over the fence a bunch of sweet peas era, but the third time be aimed well and forgetmenots such as one sees In and amid applause reached four more the morning standing with dewy cab than any one else. The trumpet sounded for the end of bage leaves and earthy beets on the the contest. Tbe knights all rode market stalls of Batavia. Tied to his bouquet with a small around again past tbe pole, and as the green rlblam was an embossed can!, champion went by the king of com with purple and gilt edges, and “Die merce handed him a wreath of rosea. Lorelei” printed In script and signed nt The band played “Hail to tbe Chief,” the bottom In a flowing German hand. tbe audience cheered, and there was a breathless pause. “From Sigurd Bhaer." The victor turned bls horse's head Ottllie came out of the summer bouse, her pink gingham rustling coolly In the and trotted clumsily across the circuit ■lien«1 of the alley, her smooth yellow to where Ottllie was sitting between braids glancing In the sunlight. She the aunt and Walter. He dismounted a little heavily und plckisl up the bouquet, smiled radiant ly at the young man and went back to said nervously, “I want to give you this.” the summer house and the singing. Ottllie took off her hat, and be laid After this she came regularly every the wreath on her yellow braids above morning. A week had passed since the Isiuquet her mantling face and sparkling eyes. Everybody applauded. Ottllie won- was thrown when one evening the post tiered what sbe ought to say to the man brought a letter. This In Itself was unusual, for the young man As for the aunt. It was Wolfgangs followed the habit of genius lucky that her senses were all some In writing only under the sway of some what purblind and In a haze of bewil excitement. The letter, however, was derment or else sbe would have been not from the Wolfgangs, but nn Invita dazzled to prostration. Walter alone tion from the Batavia Knights of remained self possessed amid these honors. Revel. "Might 1 come back and bring a car- It «00011X1 that every fall there was In the town a series of amusements nr Mage to take you home?” said the ranged by the Knights of Revel, nn or young man. Tbe aunt answered him ganisation of business men and of oth- hurriedly In German, which be seemed er public spirited citizens. There were to understand, and he led bls horse a labor parade, a baseball game, a away behind the curtain. In a few minutes be returned, look field day with sack racing and hammer throwing, a road race, a tilting tonrna ing much more familiar tn bls low col lar and 111 fitting citizen's dress. ment and a ball. lie marshaled Walter and the aunt. The aunt said Instantly on giving this Information that she never visited any bow tn a state of henllke perturbation, of these amusements. They were all before him, took Ottllie’s hat, gave attended by crowds. Interspersed, of het U!u arm and conducted her, rose course, with pickpockets, or else they crowned, blusldng and radiant, out be- were at nlglit. nnd the aunt went to tween the lines of the tmpressed audl- bed nt 7 o'clock. em-e to a livery back walting at the When Walter had heard her words curb. through, ns he hold the Invitation. In In the carriage the atmosphere tie II flew Into a frightful tantrum came much less charged, The young ■tamped on the floor, scream««! until h- man talk««l of Batavia and bow attacb- was purple In the face, «obbsl till i ««I to the place he had become, though •eemed that he couhl never got bl he had llv««l there only a few years. breath again ami butt««! hl« ■•<! f- He drove them to a little tx-er garden, rtously nt his wretch««! a out until ««• where they sat at a green palntetl table promised that at least they con!«! a i and ate supper and drank euch other's Tb go to the tilting tournament health among maple trees and tublied was In tbe daytime nnd quite on! ■ oleanders. It grew dark early« Tbe aunt went ns It was attend««! only' by Invited to sleep. and Walter ainu«e«1 himself guests. After breakfast was over Ottîlie went wltb white mice In a hanging cage upstairs and put on ber best white from tbe beer garden lattfate. Young dress and her leghorn hat to sc* bow men and girls began to coine tn and or they would look for the tilting tourna der lemonade and foaming lieer and • ment. She was pleas««l with the cool promenade In the lafnp lit shade of the snowy folds of the muslin frosted with place, casting occasional admlrln* lace nnd Insertion and with the sharp glances at Ottllie and whispering how shading edges of <Tr legli«*n hat she was queen of the Revels. A harp wreath««! with bright pink rosea snd and two Violins came out on tbe pa vlllon a»! play««* the "Beautiful Blue blue, cornflower«. She wished that the donor of her Danube” wMtz snd Schubert* ' iHiuquet might nee ber In Bl I her liest nade.” and Ottllie and Sigurd * nnd her freshest, Perhaps lie would, very happy Sigurd went ha A to Chicago with be nt tbe tilting tournament. Hrt 0 o heart leaped at the thought, and sb* sang through ti e bouse all day When the afternoon of the tournu ment came the aunt put on her bear I eat mourning. She always wore her mourning for best. Walter was ex tremely dapper In a frill skirt, a richly plalded tl* a cane and a Juvenile d*r by. As for Ottllie, sbe looked like a blooming rose. The aunt started them very early, so that they might have good seats, and Indeed In the tent put up for the enter tainment on tbe race track ground they bad places on tbe front r««w. In tbe re lief ensuing after her perilous passage of tbe crowded corners and tbe street crossings tbe aunt answered Walter's questions about the tilting with more than her ordinary coherence and calm. Sbe said that young men dressed as knights rode around tbe circuit carry ing long poles. As they trotted past they tried to catch on them the rings hanging from a horlaontal bar at one side of tbe circuit. Whoever got tbe most rings on bls pole received a wreath of roses, and with this be crowned her be chose as queen of tbe Revels. Ottllie turned to watch tbe knights as they rode in. There were perhaps twen ty of them, all young, picturesquely dressed and decently mounted with the air rather of masqueraders than of knights. Among these was a young man wltb a heavy plume, dressed In black vel vet costume, rather too large, and rid ing a stout gray cob, evidently a car riage horse. Some one behind tbe Wolfgangs re marked that she guessed that man In black velvet wouldn’t have to choose any queen, and her comment attracted Ottllie’s attention to blui. Slie nearly startl'd with excitement. It was Sigurd Bhaer. Ottllie was breathless with sus pense and exhilaration when he trotted by and tilted bls pole, and when he got six rings more than anybody else and was loudly applauded sbe could hardly lift her eyes from pride. As be rode around tbe ring in tbe sec ond turn, for all the knights bad three turns, be continually cast searching glances among tbe audience. Walter waved his cane jubilantly in the air. It arrested the young man's attention, and his glance fell on Ot tllie. She was too confused to smile or even to meet his happy look of ad miration. Sbe glanced radiantly away, and when she could look back again be had ridden past, but she was certain be bad known her. He turned his pole nervously the sec ond time and came off with only one more ring than he had before. This Ottllie and Wa^-r when they .. i. <1 He talked wltb Mr Wolfgang ab>'it tbe brewing business and smoked with him In his back yard while ottllie sal beside them an«l stitched linen for *er dower chest. * Mr. Wolfgang was not at 'fill willig ' bls daughter should go as far away as 1 Batavia to live. But he lik*l Sigurd, and be was content Ottllie should mar ry If she reu*iln<>d In Chicago. He helped Sigurd find a position i there In a theater orchestra, anil within I a year Ottilie was married to him and 1 went to live in a flat on North Clark street. Here sbe enjoys In her marriage a very lovely happiness, but the greatest pride of her life will always be that she was crown««! queen of the Revels t tn tbe tilting tournament at Batavia. lilt.A JATO JI Y OF MAN WOMAN Ai*0 FAS MI OR I&- Ate HU Foil Dinner nn«l <l«»l the since ■« * eg. SOME HIDDEN FEATURES AND OTH- I l<*rl>lnn **tl glnr Bl.iv >r el ill, Juki « «mr Brom a M«»vin< WN*-««-. Tltis suB is of royal blue, fancy tailor Charles Stuart, one time senator fr*m in Mr. >iiir:in Hawthorn- - "U;iw Michigan, was travelBig by ata*e .made, in taffeta, box plaited **irt. wltB ttiornc and His Circle" Is flic story of through bis own state. Tbe weatber A b Ifbal 1« Nun llllud and Gill« an •xperlencc which will doubtless !>«• Thai Ar*lloae«l I p—The Outer Kara ' was bitterly cold, tbe suow deep, tbe appreclat««! by many housekeepers I roads practically unbroken. Tbe stag* • ■■«I the Toe Nall« Ur Mora Orna who hai* suffered similar agony, if uot waa neatly oue hour late at tbe dinner ment*! Thau Serviceable. Frifiu P*t«'lsely the same qpusc. station, everybody waa more or »a* Oue night during Mr. IlawtliorWet« Has any one ever louiplimeuted you cross and In a burry and tbe situation term,»» consul at Liverpool bls friend. on tbe beauty of your upper eye or in uneomf »-table to tbe last degree. Mr. ltenry Bright, the water color qulred after yupr gills? For, though I Senator Stuart sat down to his din artist, came to nn informal supper, and you may n*t know it, yoa number f ner with his usual deliberation, not Mrs. llawthorue, in honor of her guest, these amoug tbe disused features of I withstanding the word that was pass plnetsl u | h > u th«' table a Jar of especial is! around, “Fifteen minutes for re your body. ly tine raspberry Jam. lu the center of your brain, looking freshments." Mr. Bright tast««l the Jam and at When be had finish««! his first cup of vaguely skyward, lie the atrophied re Jn«s* became enthusiastic. lie had roffee tbe passengers were leaving the never t'ateii any so delicious, lie dt*- mains of a third eye, which, tt Is sup- table. By ’.he time tbe s«««md cup ar dared. There was a peculiar tang pos««l, was actually one of mun's use rived the stage was at tbe door. "All about it which surpassed his recollec ful features at some previous state of aboard!" shouted the driver. The sen A MATTER OF ACCENT. tions of uny Jam lie had ever tasted development It Is known us the pineal ator lingered and called for a third cup from boyhootl up. He was still lu the it Wa« Very Kiubnrra««ln< For (bo , gland, though covered by skin, and is of coffee. The crowd laughed and midst of tils rhapsodies and still reu- formed in un almoit perfect condition flung back chaff at the deliberate man l.nfly Who Liked Duck. suming their subj<«'t with entlitislasm The canvasback duck looked very In certain lizards. at the table. • when Mrs. Hawthorne, who hud taken You have four gills, or bronchial tempting to the hungry dinner guest, . While the household, as was the cus a little of the Jam upon her own plute, but It was sliced Into tantalizlngly I clefts, which, however, are now closed tom, assembled at the door to see the mad«* a ghastly discovery. The cover small pieces. She determined to take up and useless. You originally bad stage drive away, the senator contin of the Jam |sit had evidently got ajar two, though a guilty glance at tbe six, but two of them, by forming Into ued calmly drinking his coffee. Sud in tbe closet, and au lununierable army plates showed her that none of the oth your «jar and mouth, respectively, denly. Just as the stage started, there of almost microscopic unts had discov er guests bad ventured upon more turned themselves to some account. was a violent pounding on the dining ered the treasure und plungi«l eagerly than one. The slices Roomed up like 1 However, before your lungs develu; cd room table, and the landlord hurried Into it. whole ducks as they lay before her, I and became fitted to carry on your in. to find that th«* senator wanted a What <«>lor the Invading enemy may safely landed. Was everybody at tbe breathing system, the work was «.one dish of rice pudding. When ft came have been before they became ftnvr table gazing at them? To her horror, | by the four gills which have since he called for a spoon, but there wasn't j>orat««l with the Jam nobody knew. At the butler, Instead of moving on, stood I childhood ceased to develop und be- a spoon to be .found. tbe time of the discovery they could holding the platter by her side. Was 1 come clos««l up. "That shock headed fellow took ’em; be distinguished only by tliei*- strug ” stern disap- | Your ears—that Is, the outer ones— I thought he waa a crook!" exclaimed tbe tone In bls volc< gles with th«* pervasive stickiness, anil proval or sarcasm? t or there he stood are quite useless save as ornaments. the landlady. only then by the keenest eyes, and the You could hear just as well without and asked: Tbe landlord jumped at the same eyes of Henry Bright were among the them. All the work of hearing Is done conclusion. “How many?” most nt'iirslghted in England. Her bead swam, Clearly it was san by the middle ear, or tympanum, and “Hustle after that stage; bring ’em What was to be done? Mr. and Mrs. casm, but the Insolence of the ipan! the internal ear. The outer feature is all back!” be shouted to the sheriff, FANCY TAlLOlt HADK. Hawthorne stealthily exchanged "one She thought to close the Incident grace purely a pleasant sort of finishing who was untying his horse from the three flounces; Eton coat, ornament««! awful look." and the question was set fully by turning with a remark to her 1 touch to your hearing system. The rail in front of the tavern. with stole, trimmed with fringe and tled. It was too late to recall the ants neighbor. Not at all. Retribution was 1 muscles of th«' outer ear are powerless A few monutes later the stage. In devoured by thousands; it was clearly Persian embroidery. not to be put away thus lightly. Again 1 and not under our control. charge of the sheriff, swung around In one of tin* cases where ignorance was Are you aware that you have a mini front of the bouse. The driver was in that cold, mocking voice In her ear: bliss. Mr. Bright accompanied his ature grand piano in your auditory a fury. “How many?” Lace For Summer Millinery. meal with a “continual psalm” in "Everybody at the table by this time nerve, which is tuned up to every note “Search them passengers!” yelled the Immense use Is made of lace, which praise of the exquisite flavor of the must be transfixing her and her two in music? This is known as I'orti’s landlord. is generally of a mellow hue when not raspberry jam, and never to the day slices, but she did not dare look up to 1 organ and consists of n series of tiny But before th«- officer could move the actually tlnt««l, rarely quite white. All see. Tbe butler must be drunk. What ' hairs which vibrate on the drum of senator opened the stage door. stepp««l sorts of lace are In ro<iuest. tbe heav of his death did lie discover the awful was to be done to avoid a scene? Just | your ear and enable you to distinguish inside, then leane«! out, touched the ier styles of guipure motifs and gar secret of that flavor. then from down the tnble came the . tbe differences of sounds. sheriff's arm and whispered: lands with rals««l patterns for interlet As sometimes when you strike a note SCOTCH NAMES. cheery voice of the watchful host: “Tell the landlord he'll find his ting and application work; Brussels, on th«' piano some ornament in the "Why, Mrs. Dusenberry, arep't you spoons In the coff«*epot.”—Boston Post. mechlln and other pillow lace for dra The llvunon They Abound Anioni^ the going to take some hominy with your room will be found to sing with it, so peries and also for veiling shapes cov (reek und Cherokee Indiana. each of these hairs inside your ear vi duck?”—New Y’ork Times. ered plain with two or three layers of WISDOM OF NOVELISTS. The prevalence of Scotch names with brates In ■ ympathy with the musical pale hued mousseline or tulle. Some the Creek and Cherokee Indians has at sound corresponding with it. THE JEWSHARP. There Is no man so cautious about thing is done with black chantilly, par various times been the source of some An appendix is generally a useful money as your reformed spendthrift.— ticularly as a trimming for black pic comment. Although other nations, Its First Name Was Jew's Trump, thing when applied to books, but man's G. Ii. Burgin. ture hats, further decorattxi with black and, in fact, nearly every nation. Is appendix is not only useless, lint very hut No One Knows Why. plumes. Men who stand much upon tbelr dig represented by the names borne by The Jewsharp has been wltb us for troublesome. This is the remains of nity have not. as a rule, much else to Straw braids figure among the trim these people, these Scotch names are an Intestine supposed to have formed more than three centuries. We find in mlngs of mad«* up hats. For this pur far more numerous and have suffered stand upon.—Seton Merriman. Hakluyt’s “Voyages" a reference to the part of our ancestors. Though many The virtues of our loved ones we ad- pose they must necessarily be of a less change than those acquired from ' other parts of the body are practically roaring trade in Jewsharps done by mire. Their fallings we would forget. light description. Plain tuscan, rice • ny other nation. Tbe names of some Duddeley and Raleigh with the new ; useless, they are supposed to have But over their follies we love to linger straw and fair braids ar«* applicable, of these Scotch Indians are closely al been useful at some time, but scien world. Earlier still the name was Jew’s as well as lace woven braids wrought lied with the history of these two na smiling. —Jerome K. Jerome. trump, but no one has suce«*eded in tists cannot trace that the vermiform in guipure patterns and used as a sub tions for the past 100 years, and for Any fool can get a notion. It needs appendix was ever of any service to tracing historically the reason for ei training to drive a thing through- stitute for lace. In some of these several generations such names as Mc ther name. Various theories have been man. training and conviction, not rushing models th«* entire trimming is earrital Intosh. McKellop, McCombs, Adir, Toe nails are entirely useless, and put forward. after the first fancy.—Rudyard Kip out in applique or with incrustations McQueen aud McGlllivary are register toes are quite superfluous. A man The suggestion that it is a corruption render««! all the more effective by rea ed on nearly all the treaties and offi ling. of Jaw’s harp and the connection of It ! could get elong as well without toes, son of the semi transparency of the cial papers of moment to either na Sometimes a chance remark, which foundation. Besides the guipure of with the French "Jeu” are dismissed ' In fact, a doctor removed eight of a by modern authorities as "baseless nnd ' man's toes without any Inconvenience has very little significance for the per straw braids, intervals will be occu tion. Men bearing these names today inept." Professor Skeat thinks that the being suffered, and the loser got along son who makes It. is like an aperture pled by mtslalllons of tin«* lace form««l are among the foremost of the pro that lets In light on the whole charac In ruchlngs of narrow ribbon, or, better gressive Indians. name was given in derision and con quite as well without them. As was stated, the origin of these The teeth are rapidly becoming quite ter.—Sarah Grand. tains a reference to the harp of David. still, with chaplets of smull roses. Superstition, in its essence. Is merely Even when bows of ribbon enter Into Scotch names dates back over 100 Smythe-Palmer maintained that It useless. Now that nearly all our food ought to be Identified with “gewgaw,” is chopped up for us and we do not a recognition of the truth that In a the schemt* of d««‘oratlon these will be years. At that time th«' Creek and have to bite through hard substances universe of mysteries and contradic sewed uown flat on the shape so as to Cherokee Indians more especially bent which at one time meant a flute. tions, like ours, nothing conceivable or form incrustations In relief. Millinery their efforts toward building up a na But tbe most likely solution 'of the teeth are gradually decaying. tion of physically perfect men. The The fact that tbe teeth of our an inconceivable is impossible. — Henry Trade Review. puzzle Is that the little Instruments women were encouraged to mate only were first sold In England and Scotland cestors 400 or 500 years ago were in Harland. with the strong, robust men of the by Jewish peddlers. Although Jews finitely bigger than our own shows Save Your Typewriter Ribbon*. An Elecant Frock. tribe, nnd If a weak man withstood the had no legal status in England betw«>en that nature is gradually taking away Don't throw away old. wornout type A very elegant chiffon frock Is in the taunts and gibes of his fellows and re the times of Edward I. and Cromwell, these organs. Tonsils, too, are almost useless and writer ribbons. This Is the advice of a fashionable shade of corn ««»lor. It has mained there was little chance of his It Is known that many found their way to Great Britain, where their natural fulfill no serviceable object to the body. veteran stenographer In a downtown six accordion plait««l flounces around securing a wife. In thnt way the life tbe front and seven in th«* buck, and of these people was almost Spartan. occupation would be that of wandering People can get along quite well with office. While this sentiment was at its "(lid ribbons make the best Ink lu tbe around the mlddlt* of each flounce is a out them, and a very large proportion peddlers.—London Globe. of- the population have had them re world,” he said. "After one lias been band of lace meslalllons of filmy lact* height and the tribes were living in so badly worn that the keys make but In a deep cream color. A twist of gold Georgia, some timi* before the Revolu moved. DARING PIRATES. Both the hair and the skin have end a faint impression on tbe paper tbe colored chenille outlines these lare me tion, a regiment of Scotch highlanders ed their days of usefulness to the bu- cloth still contains enough coloring dallions very effectively. The medal was quartered in the vicinity of one At One Time the Japanese Were the man race. The halr was intendisl to matter to make a pint of high grade lions are of graduat««l sizes smaller of the principal villages of the nations. Vikina* of the Kaal. Ink. Take tbe ribbon and put It In a on«s in the top bands of lace and lar Tbe Indian maidens looked with favor In the eleventh and twelfth centuries cover our heads from the beat of the on the burly men of the north of Scot tbe Japanese were the most dashing sun. We cover up the hair, and by Jar containing about a pint of cold wa ger ones in the bottom, where one ruffle land, and n number of marriages was ter. Let It stand there for three days. will have a large m««iallk>n on It and shutting It off from tbe exposure which pirates of the east-in fact, we might tlu* result. When the regiment was or almost call them the vikings of the nature Intended it to have we are stirring it around once in awhile, The the alternate ruffle will have a smaller dered back to England or to some oth east, says a writer In an English Jour gradually but surely losing this adorn result will be better ink than you can one In the band. The yoke has tv o er quarter of the globe there were buy for 25 cents a pint flounces around It and two bands of nal. They used Junks — small ships ment, and It Is estimated that in time “Tbe best of Ink is used on typewrit lace, and the slreves have two flounces some of these Scotchmen who stayed wltb a scrap of sail, but quite as sea we shall cease to grow It. As to the skin, It was given us to er ribbons. It practically Is indelible and two bands of lace and are accor behind, and their names have thus worthy as. for Instance, the little ves protect our bodies from the elements. when used with the pen. Moreover, dion plaited, like the blouse, and short. been fixtsl In the annals of the Creek sels in which the Danes once raided By covering It up with clothing and there is no sediment In It. Most inks The girdle la wide, of drawn folds of nation. It Is through the Creeks thnt our own coasts or as tbe craft which the Cherokees acquired their Scotch the Penzance fishermen have today. preventing It getting proper respira are not solutions, as many persons liberty silk, covered with appliques of names.—Okmulg«*e News. Wltb these Junks the Japanese roamed tion we deprive ourselves of Its use. think. The coloring matter Is simply the lace and finished In the back with In good inks a silk braid ornament and dangles to the seas, going everywhere along the It Is not Inconceivable that the man of held In suspension. Water Not Good Lnonah. Chinese main, ravaging the coasts, a very remote future period may be this matter stays evenly dlstributtxl match. At the dinner which Edmond Rostand not only hairless and toothless, but throughout the liquid. In the poor inks trading ami bringing home priceless gave to celebrate his admission to the skinless as well. It sinks to the bottom, and you have a A Trim French Sailor. works of art from China. The most extraordinary thing to be gummy deposit at the bottom of the The bat here shown Is Intended to French academy his small sons, aged It was not until long afterward that six and eight, missed the point of a the ruling authorities of Japan, under noted about all this is that those parts well. Black ribbons are always the be worn with a smart pedestrian suit. timely lesson, that the allowance made the great Emperor Illdeyoshl, decided of the body which are useless give us most available for making Ink In this Its wide brim and severe trimming to genius is not capable of expansion. that it suited their purpose to shut off the most trouble. While those in con fashion, as most persons object to using At the close of the dinner, when blue and purple Inks." — New York stant activity remain quiescent. The communication with the outside world Press. toasts were lu order, Mme. Sarah Bern and to live to themselves, trading teeth, through lack of work, get lazy, hardt raised her glass and poured Its merely among their own Islands. The as It were, and decay. contents over her head, crying: Tbe tonsils, having nothing to do. Never Despair. old Japanese vikings were reduced to "This battle is lost,” said D«*salx to "Thus do I [tour libations after the simple fishermen, and the period of in make your life a misery to you through ancient custom to the divine poet!" continually swelling until they are re Bonaparte at Marengo, “but there Is ternal feudatory wars began, for at “Dll, your Is-autiful gown!" the ladles moved. The skin, which is useless to yet time to win another!” that time at least Japanese would tight Wltb tbe aid of Desalx the conqueror civilized man, has a large variety of exclaimed. “It will be quite ruined!” because they loved It. disease* to vent on us, largely due to of kings, never stopping to brood over But Mme. Bernhardt declared that It bls misfortune, won that auspicious had been honor««]; that it hail been Its compressed condition. The Judae’s Advantage. made expressly for that occasion; that The vermiform appendix, which Is victory soon after blazoned on the ban One of tbe best stories of Judge Tar absolutely useless, has a nice little dis ners of bls guards. Repentance Is n she could never wear it on any of less ry, a famous English Jurist, relate«! to ease of Its own, which it develops with blessed state of mind, but In and of Importance, whereupon her graceful act a feeble looking man who was rebukixl often fatal results, known as appendi Itself it never saved tbe day. Despair and words were wildly applauded. for supporting a ridiculous claim mnde citis. over defeat may be perfectly natural Hitting nt the end of the table after the French custom, which permits by his wife. “I tell you candidly, I A man can live without his frontal but It has never won another victory many privileges to children, th«* little don’t believe a word of your wife's bone. At a recent accident a workman A conscientious but erring lady said story,” said Judge Parry. Rostends were greatly Impress««] by was struck by a crowbar. The only the other day that ahc spent much time "Yer may do as yer like,” replied the possibility of saving his life was by In sorrowing over past mistakes, and the scene. They, too, wished to show man mournfully, “but I’ve got to." excising the frontal bone. Tbe result thus she coinmltt««! tbe biggest mis their admiration for their wonderful It waa once the doubtful privilege of was that the man survived, without se take of all. papa. So, lifting their full glasses of Judge Parry to overhear the com rious injury, though he was conscious “Never despair,” said Sir Walter BCCOMINO TO A YOVNO PACK. vichy. they ¡H>ur««l lavishly. ments of two meu against whom lie of some mental defect. Scott, silting iiowu, an ag««l crippie, to make It especially becoming to a young Then besi Ju« ki-ts «old lniwl ■••«.* hw* had decided. “ ’E’s a fool, but 'e did It is quite possible that an artist, write off a debt of stupendous size nor rollars were duly drenched, but there face. On each aide ef tbe front 1« a 'Is best,” was the verdict of these dis writer or musician would find tbe ef resting until he had accomplished his •tiff bow made of gold braid and vel was no applause. Instead tlieir mother appointed suitors. “One might sleep feet of the removal to deprive him of purpose. sent them away from table nnd to bed. vet The braid around the crown Is of under an unktnder epitaph.” was the the particular faculty for producing As they lay in the darkness, all liumll “Never despair.” muttered that gal the same materials.—Buffalo News. philosophic comment of tbe Judge. his work, but otherwise his brain lant Frenchman. Bernard Pallssy, as latlon and wouder, one of them Midden would be unaffected for its ordinary be burled tils last stick of furniture ly said, with conviction. functions. Floral Chain«. Ventilation Tkrosah the Walla. "I understand. Water is not good Into the furnace containing the first • The fact Is that considerable ventila glaz««l porcelain ever made In modern Floral chains are taking tbe place of enough for divine poets like M. Ed The Troth of tt. /ears; hence never d«>spalr. tion Is capable of taking place and the bead ones which have been so pop mond Rostand, our father!" “So Jagsby has absconded. Anoth quite a large exchnnge of fresh for ular until recently. These floral fan Women 1« Jnpnn. bad air is effected through the walls er good man gone wrong.” des are made of ribbon or silk and nre It« llurtf«! Sedentarr Habit. In Japan a well bred woman does worn chain fashion. Violets, bouton of buildings. Many a room that is no "Nonsense! It's merely a bad man “I think," said the meditative laiy. not go to tbe theater until she Is old toriously stuffy could doubtless be who hae been found out.”—I’hiladel roses and forgetmenots are the favor* “that a wasp would be all right if It and ugly. It 1.« not thought proper for it"« mnde pleasant to live in by removing pbia Ledger. ______ didn’t get tired.” her to understand music. If she is re the solid paper or impervious coat of Just Lookln*. A Fair Test. “Eh?" rcpll««l his father. "Where«lid paint from the wall and substituting Briggs—I believe the time is ap liglous she is termed “flighty.” She "Did you say your busband was out you get that Idea ?” porous paper, or, better still, giving up proaching when every question will be spends most of her time at home at looking for work?" “Why, one day I got a wasp on tny paper altogether and using a distemper submitted to arbitration nnd all people tending U> her children and servants "No, I believe he’s out looBing at hand, and while lie was walking wash of pleasing tone.—London Lan- will agree. Griggs—Well. If you wish and performing all sorts of menial worl. There are some men digging a •round he was all right. He didn't cet to be u*deceiv«*d. Just make an attempt service for her husBnnd and his fam cellar down at the corner, and he hurt till he stopped to alt down.”— o to settle a dispute between the owner ily. It has been said that “a woman in doe*n’t|te*m able to get any farther." Philadelphia Press. Japan does not marry for a husband. —PhlMBelpbla Pre«* ••»»■etaBey. of a bouse and a tenant ' But to be unpaid servant to bis fam He was • cornet soloist. Indeed, but —---- =:-------- — • • It* «Aron* Point. The Ln*r of the Haase. *»>•> fcasBF *•*. Uy.” by no means witlea* Amateur5 This Is my lat« st attempt Canvasser Is the la#y of the bouse GuBnar — Yes, *lr; I have an nwful “Music*! jtroflclency.” said be. ”1» a »? Domestic— Yls. sor; there is two Borrotrlg» ftasd TfiesBing etpenses. Gnver— •t a landa*tip* May®I ask what you matter of give and take.” av us. Which wan do yez want tB see? he borrow any money fiotn >'I«B 1 eould Bay th* same I meet think of th«' perspective? Artist Tbe "Eh? Give and take what?’ -------------------- -- ffltai •IKigetb*» too easily—never get perap«*ffve Is Its strong |**t. TBe "Pains,” fe said. Illustrating bls n« o*l off taffli* << tBem, In fact—1*1» further away you stand tlie better It Never But money in the'1n(*tb. This lion by riWnlng a few seit**« — Wick looks.—Chi*igo Tribum . « • *1 a fuost tfci uerou* habit. ~’ • o o O A TRYING MEAL. *B* ERS lBAt ARE USELESS. • • o A DELIBERATE MA*. o O O 0 * o o °O ••• O i ‘