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rateai tViktt I I t'earrlght, lauti, by Frances Wilson I :*o—0*0*0-0*<X>-*—<>-•• HE looked down ruefully at her new walking gown and patent leather boots. What should she do? It was half past 5. nnd for three-quarters of an hour she ■tood at the entrance of the great of fice building, waiting for a ehullce to get to the ears between drops. It was coming down in straight, unerring lines that struck tlie pavement like javelins and made a thousand splashes tn tlie water already there. Nhe sent a furtive glance at the cab* which were scurrying up and down the street, summoned now to one building, now to another, aud evolved a new beauty formula—“To prevent wrinkles, take cabs." “Won’t you take this?” The voice was so near her that she gave a star tled jump. A man was standing on the step below her, holding un umbrel la and a ch rd in his outstretched bund. “I’m with a friend and do not need it. and you can return it to me.” Tlie words were spoken hurriedly, and before »lie knew what bail hap pened before, indeed, she recovered from her us'oiiishment enough to no tice his face-she was holding the um brella and the card In her hand, and her benefactor had melted back into the crowd of dripping figures which was making its way as one man to ward the street car lines. “Why,” she gasped In amazement, “I didn’t even get a glimpse of him! I've bean! of effacing oneself, but that's th» neatest illustration of It that I've ever seen. He must have a nice mother.” Nhe looked at the card and read, “Mr. Murray Sheldon, Union League Club." His business address. Wall street, bad been hurriedly scrawled upon it in pencil. She tucked the card carefully away In her purse and. with her mind full of tlie little episode, joined the crowd of bobbing umbrellas which was moving down the street. As she entered tlie elevated train she saw witli satisfaction that one of the cross seats was still vacant and seated herself by tlie window with a com fortable sense of being coddled by Dame Fortune. Two gentlemen who occupied the opposite seat exchanged a quick look ns slie did so. She was vaguely annoyed, for she felt sure that she luid iss-n Indulging in that idiotic habit of smiling at her thoughts which was always making people stare at her in amazement. The rain rolled smoothly down the car windows, and the train squirmed around curves and stopped from time to time to take up a few more dripping huuinns, but Slie was only vaguely conscious of it. Nhe was dreaming, but she could scarcely have told of what. She opened her eyes In bewilder ment. Surely, the Thirty-third street station! She made her way quickly through the crowd, barely managing to get off before the gate closed and con gratulating herself iqion her escape. But lier elation was soon changed to consternation, for the umbrella—Mr. Murray Sheldon’s umbrella—was miss Ing. She stood there In the rain staring helplessly nt her empty hand. She might take the next train and follow S She wo* vaguely annoyed tile umbrella up. Then she remember ed dismally that she didn't know whether It was a Fifty eighth street or l Harlem train. There was nothing to do but go h -me, st.-»rt mi* early tn th» morning and visit the lost article of fice. But If she didn't find It! She be came positively hollow eyed as she re called that It hail a very odd imiióie. evidently a curio, for It had an un usual, made to order look, it was probably some souvenir of travel. something whlel^had associations, nnd she turned faint ns she pictured to her self Mr. Sheldon's emotions when he received the pleasing information that she had lost It Nine o'clock the next morning found her In tlie dingy room where by the murky yellow light of a solitary gas jet lost articles of every description peered coquettish!}- out from the (helves which lints! the walls. There were hundreds of umbrellas— umbrellas with wotslen 'handles. Ivory handles, Dresden handles, hantiles of glass, gtdd and silver; there were mil Melias of every sort know n to man. It Memtal to her, save only the one that she was seeking. It was sickening! She marie her way dejectedly to th» office. "Sick?" Inqulrwl the senior partner, who was her second cousin and M®. bad more than ogge lectured her upon carelessness. B She shook her bead despondently. ' Lost sonietblugY* waa the next HOW TO > NUTTING« • tfOMAN AND FASHION A MARVEL4OF THE MAILS' BLAkt, gu-stloii. and till* lime she looked a' INGALLS AND SHERM • — ■ K< ><>K, K Wh » lhI' lhi’ him without answering. t.oo|>li>S II»- 11 la ait KSr.-tl*. Ireat Diataaaatea trhat Letter« Tra»rl N0FFIT1 » vrit I nu su J Aa Attractive loataiuv, WRAPPING... ■ LB J • I'd tell you about It.” she volun Mow «be Kansas Senator »«!<' • War to Strip a Tree, at S ium IB Eipriir. Ylie.gowu here illustQted is au ex Two »ears Io Get Kvea. i TOWNE teerfid at last, "if you were uot So uu Not a f> • are tin- devices of skll^d cellent* example of the modish tweed CAMO ÖTOCK If a.mati should start from Neo In the course »f his memoir- ol sympathetic • nutting How o«u shall we see the costume. It is extremely simple lu cut York and travel northward to Alaska • Mini Hinder$i* Board.., parted statesmen Senator Vest tell But. having reached tile fxilut uo.®e crushing tin- green bur with a »nd fuultless iu finish. The three-quar- then down the euast to California and i Ftr»t st rw< she must unburdeu her mind, she told a sharp passage between Senator .1 stone and the chestnut by the same take ship to Manila aud follow the lines T«l. Main ivy. bl SAN FKANCIgpO him anyway, remarking in a dignified J. Ingalls aud Senator John Shell blow or with many pains from tlie of travel to Hongkong, to Singa(>ore. ti tone as he burst into u peal of laughter. Ingalls bad reported from tlie sharp *u»m-s trying to open the bur to Canton, to Tokyo, to Vladivostok, •Ions committee a bill granting a | •I am glad that it amuses you.” by Imnd. The nutter who is bitter to St. Petersburg, to Vienna, to Iwm slou to all w ho had served thirty < “But what do you suppose that the versed Ims the trick, not mastered un don, to South Africa and dually to handle waa?" she asked anxiously, In the Federal army. He stated til some |I a lice, of a peculiar qilt k South America, touching on the way overlooking bls brutal behavior in her the bill hud been unanimously indorsed tap of tli" lieel someth lug between a at several Pacific aud-south Atlantic Will Cure Kidney OlHcnHea Aft r by the Hepubllcan national convention. anxiety to get expert opinion. l.hoi and a cut which at one deft islands and thence back to his starting “From your description I should He moved an immediate consideration Bid •Stroke lays open the uuts for the They Have Fastened and B - polut. he could travel a distil lice sever and resumed his seat. "The Democrat fancy that It might be a walrus tusk come Chronic But the Fult- hand. I ^device of jarring by • ai times greater than tlie circumference ic senators felt much delicacy in "1> which he or some friend had brought Compound*«. We Have Hccur .1 of the globe. If be ordered his mall posing any pensions proposrei by the heavy si-me m>' tree bole -especially back as a relic of an arctic trip”— had tlie slim secondary trees of the deeper the Sole Agency for Thia Clt. forwarded to him and left correct ad Republicans," says Senator Vest, "nnd The girl groaned. woisls may be trite, but not Its refine dresses behind at each plac* the letter« “What do you think I would better they knew ¿hat any opposition on tlieir ment of taking a smaller stone and by would dutifully follow him Hiid finally do?” she asked. with tears In her voice. part would lie quoted as evidence of a series of quick tups on the truuk Fulton’« Renal Compound enjoy« the un!< be delivered to him In New York a few their hostility to Union soldiers. There "There Is the great exemplar." mur- dlMtlnclton of living the only thing kuuwu tl "snapping” the upper branches. days after bls own arrival there. win» profound slIenFe for a moment, cure« kidney trouble tn «11 ft« «Inge« f* mured her cousin dreamily, "be who Less known and more effective is an All that be would have to pay extra the primary inttMmmntfnn up to «nd iuvlu tittered the Immortal words. 'I did it and Senator Sherman then addressisf ll OtliiT gULH plan Its elements are a fur this remarkable jouruey of hl* mail t the chrouio «t«ge called Bright*« I>f«t-, with my little hatchet.*” Aud be look tlie chair, stating that tlie time had mil goisl arm. a ball of strung curd and. at would be a dollar or two In tolls, which which h«s been, up to the advent of thlw C»> >. yet come for service pensions to the ed at her teusingly. tached. a half pound stone, more or pound, positively incurable. Then why would represent the charges for fur I “I don't agree with you," she protest- soldiers of the last war. He stated tlia‘ less, according to the weight of the warding exacted by some of the coun Bt«rt with the Ken«l Compound «1 first rati i had no convention, national or state, ed hastily. “1 think It's a case for tries through which It passed. There than ordinary kidney medicines, «if of wl t Sep string. The theory Involves the casting diplomacy. What I need Is time to the right to Instruct him as to his of u weight over a bough of the nut are In the jaist office department at full short If the dise«se ha« reached the ehronic the atorial duty, and lie objected to Then you will know you are right h think.” And, having got bls advice, tree nnd shaking it briskly when loop Washington the euvekqie of u letter State! Statements are published by the F*ulton prop «j slie proceeded. womanlike, to act upon present consideration of the bill, The ed by the cord. The practice Is that which traveled In this way 150.00U measure went to the calendar and dice I except cas»*« that have reached the ehrona her own judgment. Willes and ll nut her which came safely Stage, incurable by all other known medicine«« there, while the crowd of pension at many n youngster who deems liimself A few minutes later the office boy a crack thrower on the ball field will through a trip of 125,000 miles. St. Here is auulbvr recovery we are permitted to handed Mr. Nheldon a note which in torneys who had originated theschenx find some lessons to be learned In refer to. Nicholas, formed a sad procession as they tiled formed him that Miss Hatton regretted Mrs. S. E Cline of 17717 Broadway. San Fran the precision of "looping ” a chestnut out of the galleries, uttering tierce o I hco , was pronounced by her physioian hi exceedingly that she "had carelessly branch and in the retarding power of A Case uf Kldnaplna. anathemas against the Ohio senator.” ill with kidney disease that bud bo failed to bring Ilia umbrella down" that' Senator Vest declares that Ingalls, an ascending coni tied to a projectile. The pretty baby had falleu asleep In lucurably come chrouic (Bright's Diseaae). She also hud morning and which expressed the hope Again, with dsage comes the art of so olior. lierambulator In front of her fa diabetes. Another physician was called iu that "a few hours' delay In returning “who never forgot nor forgave, nursed releasing the cord from an upper ther’s house on a fashionable street. Dropsy had Het in, the nails came off and he too hlsgwratli and two years afterward had it would cause him no inconvenience.” bough as to limp the bough below mid. The nurse was nowhere to be seen. A Su ’d nothing known would save her. She was hu 1'pon reading this note Mr. Sheldon's his revenge when Sherman appeared with acquired dexterity, strip half a slllbbily dressed man, clad In black, far beyond help they told her not to furt >et la-fore the District of Columbia com herself by dieting. Sne went on the eyebrows went up involuntarily, and looked at all the windows and saw that torture mittee, of which Ingalls was chairman, dozen branches after a single cast.— Fullou Compounds. The third week v us he swung around in Ills chairand gazed the blinds were drawn. It was the Slightly better Tho third month the nails t>e and advocated an appropriation bill Clarence Deming iu Outing. gau to come buck, and a few months later u us for a moment at the rack in the corner afternoon hour, when wealthy New- providing for the extension of Four well and began dropplug the treatment An of his room. Then he looked at the teenth street to Columbia heights is'itinz Kia oi an omce Seeker, York likes to drivo in tlie park. attorney, friend of Mrs Cline, Judge E It Cutler of .W Piue street, Suu Francisco, hud letter, and then be burst out laughing. in 18t>3, after the fall of Vicksburg, “ Ah!" lie exclaimed as he crept where Sherman was a large owner of diabetes that is also incurable according ic I After some hesitation he remarked real estate. Senator Sherman In urg n man came to Mr. Lincoln seeking nn stealthily toward the sleeping child th«’ books Kuo • lug of b> i i* cm <■! v I.- t<..'.-. . the Fulton Compounds aud in eight mouths re aloud, "if the lady says she has forgot office. He had known Mr. LincolD “If 1 can only catch her before she gained Ing the bill said that Washington his health and 1« now tn active pi act i .♦ ten to bring my umbrella down, why, should be made the most beautiful cap very well in the early fifties, but hud wakes- so pretty, au peaceful! I know Dropsy, rheumatism from uric acid, gout, | a d In the bladder trouble, etc., art prut fs she has; that’s all." And be penned a ital in the world and should have drifted south. He claimed to have her father will be only too glad to pay that the back, kidneys are in trouble The lust si.ij.« TWEED OOWN AND SEALSKIN. polite reply which conveyed to Miss streets, parks and public buildings been always n Whig and a Union man, my price!" is Bright’s Disease and Diabetes. 11 you *»n languid or miserable send forpampLiet Hatton Mr. Nlieldon's earnest hope that equal to those of Rome when she was although compelled to hide bls senti ter sealskin coat lias an inserted vest In two seconds he stisid before the feeling Recoveries nearly W“o among these hitb« rtc she would give herself no uneasiness mistress of the world. Ingalls dryly ments until Vicksburg fell. He wanted in white coming to the waist line, and baby carriage, drew a black box from Incurable diseases. Fulton’s Renal Compound Bright’s and Kidney Diseases ti. fol about the matter and would consult remarked that he had no objection to an office and a good one, and he was the skirt, which Just clears tlie ground. beneath his coat and snapis'd a rubtjer for Diabetes |1 .V John J Fulton Co . *1» Wssb her own convenience about returning Improving Washington city so as Io very importunate. Is plaited and finished aliout the hem bulb directly in tlie buby’s face. Then ington street, m Francisco. s«de comp«>uudara At last Mr. Lincoln said to him: with stitching. The hat is of rose pink he put tlie black box beneath Ills coat Wo are uieir exciuaira aguuu in U*u city. the umbrella. make it the superior of Rome In every There was .1 quizzical look in Ills respect, but that he had never heard of “John, when I was a young man. aliout velvet, with a lace edge and a shaded and walked away with a smile of su eyes for the rest of the morning, mid a Roman senator asking for an extern tlie time I first went to Springfield to rose rial plume. preme satisfaction. something of the uneasiness that tor- slon of the Appian Way at public ex live, I was invited to a dance, and I “Gee!” lie exclaimed. “Such luck! Aaberirlne h New Shade. mented Miss Hatton herself was dis- pense in order to increase the value of was very proud of the invitation. I Daddy will pay $3 for a dozen of those Aubergine is the latest color. It Is a remember Hint I bought a new hat and cernlble In his manner. Nhe must be his suburban property.” photographs; sure thing!”—New York The mortality among babies during th« three teething years Is something frightful. cross between pink and plum. There dreadfully uncomfortable, he knew, But after this telliug shot the Kan a very good one, for it cost more than are aubergine velvets and aubergine Times. The census of 1500 shows that about one In but he would wait a few hours and sas senator voted for the measure.— any other hat 1 had ever liought, and every seven succumbs. The cause 1 h apparent. With baby’s I was very proud to wear it to the chiffons, and to show this tint is to Oliver Cromwell. give her a chance to make another Kansas City Journal. bones hardening, the fontanel (opening in tlie dance. Well. I enjoyed myself so guarantee that the article was Import Newburg priory claims the distinc skull) closing up and its teeth forming, all move before be acted. much at tlds hop that I stayed very ed. One frock from a Parisian maker tion of sheltering the remains of Oliver these coming at once create a demand for For the truth of the matter was that bone material that nearly half the little LET THE YAWN COME. late about the last one to leave, if I is appraised at $700. As it Is a fairly Cromwell. After the protector’s death systems are deficient in. The result Io the umbrella was resting in the rack weakness, sweating, fever, diar in the corner of his private office, But g Good One Is • Splendid Thing For rememlier and as I was ready to go I plain tailor gown, the price seems ex on tils lucky day. Sept. 3. his body was teevishness, rhoea, brain troubles, convulsions, etc., that said to the colored man who had tortionate. The frock is of soft cloth embalmed and, after lying in state ful prove terribly fatal The deaths in 1JW0 bow was be to communicate tlie fact under the Whole Roily. of aubergine color, and the velvet trim charge of the coats and hats, ‘ Now, three years were 304. '.'Sb, to say nothing of some time, was Interred with regal to her in tlie face of her note regretting A good, wide, open mouthed yawn Is the vast number outside the l»ig cities that ming is of the same tint. The richest John, I wish you would bring me my pomp In Westminster abbey. After that she had carelessly failed to bring I splendid tiling for the whole body. A weie not reported, and this in the |tnil««1 alone. it down, etc.? He, too, was sparring (awn is nature's demand for rest. hat.' He brought me a hat that had embroidery is used to finish the coat, the restoration his body, along with States When baby begins to sweat, worry or cry and this embroidery combines a varie for time. Home people think they only yawn lie- been worn for a long time and was ty of colors. The collar is edged with those of Ireton and Bradshaw, was ex out in sleep don't wait, a ml the need ii medicine nor narcotics. What the “Poor little girl!" he thought as he cause they are sleepy. But this Is not very rusty and shabby, and I sniil to rucliing, and tlie culls are finished with burned and hanged on the gibliet at neither little system is crying out for Is more bon« returned from his lunch at 2 o'clock so. You yawn because you are tired. him: This isn't my hat. I wore a new a full of tine lace. In addition to the Tyburn. The heads, so the story goes, material. Sweetman’s Teething F«od sup plies it. It has saved the lives of thousands and there was still no word. “She Is You may be sleepy also, but that is not one.’ And then ho replied, 'Mr. Lin velvet bands and embroidery there are were struck off and placed on the top of babies. They begin to improve within of Westminster hall, while the Isxlies probably making herself sick over it.” tlie real cause of your yawning, You coln. tlie new ones were all gone two about twenty solid gold buttons. forty-eight hours. Here is what physicians were burled beneath the gallows. On think of it. She must be told, but how to tell her— are sleepy because you are tired, and hours ago.’ ” 21*34 Washington Rt., Tlie office seeker did not catch the the other hand, It is said that another that wan the question. you yawn because you are tired. San Francisco, June 2, IHO! hint for a moment or two. but when Instep Evening Frock. body was substituted for that of Croin Gentlemen-H an» prescribing your food lu Ah—the very thing! He seated him Whenever you feel like vawnlng just A great many evening dresses are well and that the protector was burled the multitude of baby troubles due to Im self at his desk and rapidly wrote the yawn. Don't try to suppress it be lie did lie burst out laughing and said peded dentition. A large percentage of In that lie had forgotten that It was two following note: cause you think it is impolite to yawn. years since Mr. Lincoln bad any of cut in instep length, and very pretty secretly on the llambledon hills. At fantile Ills ami fatalities are the result of they are and very convenient. Com alow teething. Your food supplies wiiat the all events, at the top of Newburg pri My Dear Madam-I have Just come In Put your hand over your mouth if you system denmnda, and I have had fices to give, and then lie went away, ing Just to the instep, they show tlie ory there is a narrow room, one end of deficient and find my umbrella in the rack. 1 trust want to. but let the yawn come. And surprising success with it. .n scores <>f cases which is occupied l>y a mass of stone this diet, given witn rh-‘i .egular foed, has that you have put yourself to no trouble if you are where you can stretch at the and Mr. Lincoln never saw him again. high heels that are worn with 'he din failed to cheek the tni’antiie «lint i < nn . s . In the matter, else I should teei that the ner gown and the very graceful arch of work built Into the wall. Here, it is not Several of the more serious cases would, 1 umbrella had been of more annoyance same time that you yawn just stretch the foot. Indeed it is due to her vanity said, the remains of Oliver Cromwell The Fortretful Deacon. feel sure, have been fatal without it. It can than service to you. Sincerely yours. and yawn. • Thia is nature's way of not be too quickly brought to the attention One Sunday afternoon a good old Car and the pretty shoes of the season that rest. MURRAY SHELDON. stretching and relaxing the muscles. of the mothers of the country. It is an ab solute necessity. He rang for the office boy ami sent Don't be afraid to open your mouth thage deacon, overtempted by tlie sun woman wears the instep skirt. l . c. mi : ndel , m d . The I.ead Peacll. The instep skirt Is a feature of the the note, feeling that at last tlie epi- wide and yawn and stretch whenever shine, hitched his team to bis surrey The name lead pencil is a misnomer Petaluma, Cal., September I, 1902 sode was closed. you feel like it. Indeed, If you are and drove with ids grandchildren to restaurant gown, ns well ns of the Dear Sirs—1 have just tried the teething The note was handed to Miss Hatton very tired, but do not feel like yawn Center creek. While he was not look street dress, and is also worn for the made correct by custom. The so called food in two cases and in both It was a fuc- ten minutes later, and she gave a gasp ing. there is nothing that will rest you ing tlie young folks slipped some joint evening anil for the nicest of occasions. leads of a pencil are In reality a mix cess. One was a very serious case, so criti cal that it was brought to me from another as she recognized the writing. Slie bad so quickly as to sit on a straight back ed fishing rods nnd tackle under the No more is it preserved for the rainy ture of graphite nnd clay. Graphite Is city for treatment. Fatal results w<-re feared. a word derived from tlie Greek, mean In three days the baby ceased worrying and gained time to think, and she had chair and, lifting your feet from the seat. Arriving at tlie creek, they [mill'd day skirts and the trotting costumes. Ing “to write." It is a native mineral commenced eating and is now well. Its action them out, much to the old gentleman's thought and thought and thought, but floor, pusli them out in front of you as in this case was remarkable. 1 would ad carbon of black color and brilllnnt me surprise and indignation. 11c was still A Kid Coat. to no purpose. And now—probably Mr. far as possible, stretch the arms, put vise you to put it in every drug store in this A novel garment affected just now tallic luster. To the touch It feels city. Yours, Sheldon was leaving town or some the head back, open the mouth wide remonstrating against such usages on I. M. PROCTOR, M D. smooth, somewhat like soapstone, and Sunday when one of the girls hooked by the belles of Vienna and Paris is a thing and wanted bis umbrella, and make yourself yawn. It breaks in a very flaky manner under Sweetman's Teething Food will carry baby n catfish more than a foot long. Now, small, tight fitting coat made of suede Slie tore It open with shaking hands, Those tense nerves will relax, the safely and comfortably through tha in «st dan read it and then sank back in her contracted muscles will stretch and the tlie deacon is an old time sport at fish kid. It Is worn with very smart trav a very light blow. It is so softrit will gerous period of child life. It renders lanc chair and looked aliout her In a dazed whole body will be rested. Do this two ing. nnd the sight of this tisli set him eling gowns, and its appearance is leave a trace on paper. It is sometimes ing of the guins unnecessary. It is the safest plan and a blessing to the baby to not wait way. The familiar objects were all or three times when you are tired, and wild. The girl couldn't kind her prize, thought Io indicate the revival of fitted called plumbago and bus still another for symptoms but to commence giving It the nnd the deacon pulled it in for lier. coats in general. Kid is quite a favor name — blink lead — from which, of fourth or fifth month. Then all the teetl there, She seemed to tie awake and see what It will do for you. Then, baiting the hook, lie began an ite Just now when one reflects upon the course, we get tlip name lead pencil will come healthfully, without pain, dis rational, She hurried iuto the seuior or lancing. It Is an auxiliary to tlieti gling on his own account anil soon pretty crush girdles made of it and Graphite Is found in the oldest roi-k tree« Origin of tlie Bowery. regular diet and easily taken. Price 50 centi partner’s room. formations, and deposits are to Is- (enough for six weeks), sent post(>ald on re landed a four pound bass. Forgetting that it is even used to face the brims Even many native New Yorkers do "Read it to me,” she said appealing celpt of price. Pacific Coast Agents, Inlam not know liow the Bowery came by Its tlie Sabbath and nil else save tlie glo of hats, tine pretty facing of the kind found in various parts of the world, Drug Co., Mills Building, San Francisc»« ly. "Read it out loud.” the most famous being those at Altai, rious sport he was having, tlie deacon noted was of pale yellow suede, just the There was no mistake. Mr. Sheldon name, according to the Pittsburg Pls in Siberia, and nt Ticonderoga. N. Y., thanked her for returning his umbrel patch, which thus proceeds to tlieir en kept on fishing, bringing out several tiling to set off brunette beauty. in this country. la. Even the senior partner looked lightenment: No less a person than the beauties, until tlie children reminded A Blaekeaed Character. DrcNNlnMT the Hair. famous old one legged Governor l’etcr him that they would have to hurry puzzled. The city of Pueblo, Colo., is on ac- home to get supper, so as to attend The Post man*« Knock. The latest fashion of dressing the count of lta Hineltlug anil refining "Wliat shall I do now?” she demand Stuyvcsnnt was responsible for It. The British |mstal service may Is1 works one of tin- Rinokiest dlit-R in tin1 hair is to have a thick, waved piece of When the city of Now Amsterdam church. ed. “ My gracious, yes!" lie syiil. “ I for slower than the Americnn, but it bus “Have you ever happened to notice sprang into existence many farmers got tills was Sunday. Tlds is awful, hair brought well forward on the fore its humors. The story is told Hint lu world. At times tlie sun is quite ob head and tlie sides somewhat brushed scured, and tlie light is much like Hint how very like a confessional the tele from Holland came over to seek tlieir just awful!" upward, and the Parislennes lightly one of the remotest districts of Oxford which precedes a glowering thunder phone booth looks?” he Inquired In an fortune In the new world, among t hem With one longing, lingering look at pin this lock of waved hair to the ban shire—which contains some inaccessi shower. old Peter. They settled outside the Innocent manner. the creek, the deacon drove away.— deau of their lint, thus avoiding any ble and primitive villages-there lias One winter a traveler stepped from “Perhaps that will be the best way,” town nnd proceeded to develop the Carthage (Mod Press. ugly break. The French women always long been n subpostmaster with n a train at Denver and, walking up to land by clearing away the woods and she agreed. wooden leg. In performing his delivery prod and (Hike tlieir hair aliout after a polieemnn, asked him tlie way to n The glib speech which she had pre planting It with grain, fruit trees and Mnnkr Oil. their hat is put on, so that all the In of letters lie drove a donkey enrt. Bui certain hotel. The officer cast a scorn pared suddenly went out of her mind ornamental shrubs they had brought A resident of Farnham, England, he found It difficult to get up and down when in answer to lier rather timid with them. Peter Stuyvesant called writes to an English publication: "1 dentations of tlie hnt should be grace So It lias been his custom to take with ful eye upon the man, who was cov ered with soot and grime, so that he “Is this Mr. Sheldon?" a masculine his residence and grounds the Bon have a man who works for me and in fully filled up. him a tin bucket full of large stones looked like n chimney sweep, and la voice affirm'd that it was and waited werle, and the lane connecting It with the summer time is a great adept at These lie hurled one by one with steady conically Inquired of the stranger if lie A Lovely Hat. New Amsterdam became known ns for her to reveal herself further. catching snakes in tills neighborhood. alm at the doors of bls neighbors ns whs a coal miner. The illustration presents a lovely bat Bouwerle Inne, the settlement Itself ‘This is Miss Hatton"— What was He laills them for tlie oil they yield, showing several shades of the new occasion demanded. That was the taking the name of Bouwerle village. "No," sniil the dirty one; "1 am not she going to say next? She could not Stuyvesant's farm extended from the which lie gives away to his neighbors. smoke gray. It is in lieaver, the under postman's knock. n coal miner nor a charcoal burner; remember. He says that it heals wounds and cures neither am I in tlie coal dust business. “I want to tell you that I did it 1 junction of what Is now Third nnd deafness, lint you can imagine my as Bananas, Not Fajaniaa. More Hum Hint, I am not a negro min mean that 1 didn't return your umbrel Fourth avenues to Seventeenth street tonishment wlien lie made n statement At a certain dinner party a charming strel.” and eastward to Second avenue, when la. I left it on an ‘I.’ train.” to me the details of which I inclose: young woman was seated next to nn "What are you?” asked the police She could have bitten her tongue nt at the corner of Tenth street Ills horn« ‘First catch your adder, then skin it as exceedingly deaf old man. She tind man. the way In which she blurted out this was located. If it were nn eel, then hang it up in tlie done her best to Interest him. but bail “Lenn down," said the man, "nnd I crude statement. She bad meant to chimney over a wood tire. When dry found it necessary to shout out each will whisper to you. 1 nm n million So Millionaires, Sin rmrrm, put it so differently. nnd stiff It is fit to use, thus: Take a remark unto the third and fourtli nar alre in sore distress. 1 have been A eountry without millionaires will A queer sound came over the wire. small portion of the dried adder and ration before the old man could catch Hirongli a sue« storm ill I'ueblo.“ 8he hoped nervously that Mr. Sheldon have few if any rallroods, uo modern grate through a ginger grater quite the point. sanitation, none of the devices nnd as waa uot aiHipleetlc and was distinctly fine, then take a teaspoonful of tlie No the time dragged nlong till the We«rinr>a In relieved wheu after a second's pause slstants of modern science. Poverty grated powder nnd mix it with an ear dinner was waning and the fruit was It has been found that when aiiirn <1 Ignorance, superstition and despotism his reply came. ly cup of tea. Take this three days In matter (for Instance, n muscle or lien ci passed. • i sial! have tc confess.” he said in are Invariably the lot of the common (•nccesslnn, then miss three days and The young woman determined to Is repeatedly Irritated its si-nsitlvem-s people in any country where i>oi!i»o make a tlnal effort nt being agreeabi«-. Wears off after a time. TEt -.Ivttis • e t confidential tone, “that I knew you alres have not appeared or do uot re take again in the same way until nine so she threw her voice Into saying: of the galvanometer needle Is feebler did not return It." main. Nobody can do very tnueh for doses have l>"en taken in fill, and by “Do you like bananas?” and feebler. In fact, the muscle or Slie almost dropped the receive! himself without doing something for that time the complaint (Nt. Vitus' “How’s that?" asked her neighbor In nerve lieglns to show signs of fatigue Was the umbrella bewitched, or was others. No man ever acquired a mil dance) will have disappeared. A pa a surprised tone. In the human hotly, of course, this fa she losing her mind? lion in legitimate business without tient who was completely cured thus "Do you like bananas?" she repented. tlgue Is quite obvious. If we us< a "You see." he went on, "my friend benefiting the community perhaps to lias given his experience to the narra “Well, my dear,” be replied, “so long particular muscle or nerve continuous and I sat opposite you on the train last the extent of ninny millions. Millions tor.'" as you have Introduced the topic, 1 will ly without giving it time to rest It- night. We were rather amused at the nowadays can come only with an ac SHADES OF SMOKE OKAY. A Fair Qnrstton. coincidence. [That accounted for the tive. exceptional capacity for snen-ss say that I much prefer the old fashion original action soon becomes enfeelU«sl A hypoiliondrinc who visited Nit brim faced with shirred velvet, and ed nightshirt.” Professor Bose finds Hint metuls la quick glance that had so annoyed her.) ful business. Successful business does Conan Doyle In the days when lie wn- sets well from the face. It is simply 1 saw that you did not recognize me. Dot menn. ns it did In the middle ng s tray exactly tlie snine signs of fatigue and it was not until the train was un the power to rob your neighbor It n practicing physician complaints! of trimmed with bands of velvet, while a under repeated Irritation. — A. N. K Two Doses Daily Enowah. der way Hint 1 discovered that you had means the power to serve the public “a very bad side." He told Ids story In single sliadixl plume curls upward on Hewitt—Bruet used to be a big eater, Ghosh In Pearson's Magazine. great detail, says the London Chronicle the left side. left the umbrella.” but now be has only two meals a day better than your neighbor enn serve It. He put his hand above Ills waist line Where DI<»s**rX* Waa Fo.illsh "But you dldu't tell me.” abe began Necessarily this comes through the tie Jewett—You know the reason, don’t Children nnd Play. and said: Potter—You have heard of Diogenes Impetuously. velopmcnt nnd use of superior mncbln Play distinguishes the higher from you? "I get a sharp pain here, doctor, going aliout with a lantern searching “I know," quickly came the answer ' ery or better methods for producing Hewitt—No; what is It? the lower animals, and It signifies pos "But, you see. Mtsa Hatton, 1 was prac I wealth nnd doing business.— Gunbin's whenever I touch my head.” Jewett—Tlie doctor gave him soim for an honest man? slbillty of education. Fishes do not "Why on earth, then, do you touch Mrs. Potter—Bigger fool he! Honest tiring a little diplomacy.” medicine to take after each meal. Magazine. your head?" Dr. Doyle asked mildly, play at all. the lower mammals can Brooklyn Life. men are not to be found on the stre--t “Ro w as 1." ahe confessed In a very i hardly be tnnglit to play, and liirds are but dryly. at night; they are at home with their small voice. "Please let's forgive each No Dant»». entirely devoid of the Instinct. Hut the families.- Boston Transcript. other.” Noodles l oder FfiFe. Easy, “Although I have granted you tlds a kitten and the lamb are essentially “You must give Mr. Noodles a In the temporary absence of th Interview,” said the pompous new of playing nnlmals. The human young, The son*', mate. rile Trip. ficeholder. ”1 don't want people to benuty editor this question was h ind however, are the true players, and In chance," interposed bis hostess. "He's Owenlotts (coughing forcedly» l’v< think I'm In «>- habit of talking fc ed by mistake to the sporting editor: Patience He wrote a song lie tbongM reality It is play that developa them In collecting his thoughts.” been advised that a trip abroad would publication.” "Noodles always bad such a fad for was going to live. “How shall one get rid of supertlW'iH to manhood. “Children,” says Dr be greatly to my benefit Patrice—And did Ift ‘They won't.” replied the n pfiTter hairs on tlie up|ier lip?” Hutchinson, "are born little amorphous collecting rarities,” observed the Josh Nharpun—Who advised you yont “when they see these remarks In “No. The first person lie heard sing "That's easy,” he wrote In reply bundles of possibilities «nd are played er In chief sympathetically.- Syraciin- lawyer or doctor?—Town and Country print."—•'xchange Herald. • It murdered 11.'' Yonkers Statesman "Push the young Mn away." Into shane.” Nothing Known Save the Baby.
