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/ It :: :: n :: :: :: :: u :: :: « ... « n • • • tt n n uunnnuuuttu This Too, Too tt Solid Flesh :: t: By HOWAR.D FIELDING t'onvrtflAt, 1*4, by If. WAS sitting in my office alone in the dark. The unnaturally gloomy day had sunk Into night an hour la-fore Its time. It had been long enough to bring me onward a full day's Journey to the path of ruin. The upper (rawer on the right side of my desk • isheil to open, but an Imaginary band Held It a woman's band, white and beautiful. 1 could not bring myself to push that vision away and let the drawer with the revolver iu it spring •ut. I heard the rattle of the elevator door. Home one was getting out at the teventh binding. That would probably be llnrbert, coming to tell uie that business was business. In ills case nothing could be more untrue, for he was ruining me from sheer revenge for a blow struck years ago, when the fel low behaved like a cur in my presence and received what he deserved. Well, lie had me where ho wanted me at last. I looki-d out across the mnln room at the ground ..loss panel that was llglit- <d from the hall. It shone white as marble, and it was shaped like a round lopptsl gravestone. There was my name In black letters. It was not Harbert's shadow that fell upon the glass. It was Amy's. Poor girl! I know she must have been Hhirffied to see that there was no light within. I cried out to lier as cheerfully us possible and ran to open the door. "Whore are all the people?” she asked, looking about nt the desks and chairs of my small staff. "Nothing has happened?” "Not yet,” said I; "hut, my dear little girl, I'm afraid the end is iu sight. If this fellow Harbert could lie bottled up for thirty days, I would be all right But—you have heard about Harbert. 1 need say no more. It’s all over.” I sat on the edge of a desk and drew her up close to me. She was trembling. “This won’t make auy difference,” «aid she, “in—In anything that we care about?” "I'm afraid," said I, “that that which we particularly care about will have to be postponed a little while. Amy, I shan't have a penny! I)o you realize It? 1 shan’t have even an occupation! I can't let you marry a man who at thirty-five lias come to such an end.” “You haven't come to an end,” said she. “You've come to another begin ning; thnt’s all. And I want to help you. You don't know how much I can do. You think 1 am only a child.” “L know you're only a child,” I re plied, “and I thank God for it night •nd morning. If you were a woman with the thousand years of experience trtiich they require nowadays before they’re twenty-five, why, I suppose I’d love you Just the same.” Thon we kissed each other. And that sounds conventional, doesn’t It? But wait until you are In love, my friend. At lliwnt v-," Hint you are. When the touching of lips is of more account to you than dying or be ing born, you will view the subject more clearly. “If the money were all and the busi ness were all,” said I. "we could laugh at It but I have suffered a few things recently anil am in doubt whether there remains enough of me to go on with. However, we won't talk of that today. You ure going to your brother's office now and then home with him.” "1 shall not leave you this evening,” said she. “I shall stay In town and go to my aunt's for the night. We will dine together and then go up to her house. But first I must run and tell Jack or he may wait for me. I'll be back In ten minutes." She Hew away like a bird, and I went Into the inner office hurriedly, bulf crazed. But tlie white hand was still holding tlie drawer of the desk. When I turned away. Harbert was standing 111 the outer office. There wasn't much light, but the devil seems to furnish Harbert with a special illu mination. The expression of Ills face fa to be seen when another man beside him would scarcely be visible at all. Ills face has a peculiar bluish white ness that conies out through any shad ow, and his eyes glitter because they are never still. He came straight to my desk and put a hand upon It. lean ing over till bls face was close to mine. “Cbeever,” said he. "I’ve got you. Suit will Is- brought on every one of those claims tomorrow, and I've put you where you can’t borrow a cent Just glance at this letter from Jen nlngs.” Jennings was the creditor whose op- position to Harbert's schemes bad Hived me hitherto, whose firmneoa for one little month longer would have made nil right. I knew that lie had ' been brought Into line at last and did not care to read bls letter. When Har bert handed It to me, I opened a draw er tn the desk and dropped the letter Into It—the upper drawer on the right ■Ide. No eye but Harbert’s would ever have seen the revolver there, but he saw It, and n sudden frenzy of tent seized him. He knew what he would have done under the same circum stances. He tried to grasp my wrist, an J.th,a ft. ’-.appem-d that he pushed the drawer out So that It fell upon the floor. I saw what be was after, but surprise confused nie, and I did not comprehend that he feared attack. Rather I believed thnt tils long cher ished spite had flared up Into madness «nd that hl* design was murderous. in spite of tny advantage of position. It was he that first put a hand upon the weapon Instantly there was a re port which seemed to me to rend heav en and earth. I felt a shock upon my breast thnt was like the Impact of a heavy stone. For a moment it was as If fate wavered In the choice whether ] should live or die. I believed that death would win. nnd I had a strange calmness about It. It would please me to say that I thought of Amy, or, next to her. of any other need of my soul, but 1 had not tile grace. I was cou scions only of rage and shame that I I O should lose In u struggle with a cren ture so contemptible as Harbert, and actuated by that Ignoble impulse. I wrenched the pistol out of Ids band and tlr-sl straight Into ills face. It was perfectly easy, like treading on a worm. He fell backward. Ida fort-bead blackened anti the tangled mass of hair alsive It. as I thought, ablaze. I felt a sense of horror at the sight, but neither pity for him nor alarm at my own situation. I think It must be or- dinar? to do that at such a time, for my act was wholly Instinctive. ‘•Harbert!’’ I cried again, but he had heard my voice or any man's for tlie last time. Rising. I put the revolver back Into the drawer, and then the whole aspect of the tragedy h-apeil up before me in Its minutest detail. I did not need to think. I saw! Probably tlie suggestion came from tlie weapon. It was mine. The di-ed had been done In my office. Harbert had entered unarmed upon an errand that could be construed as bust ness. I had every motive for killing ldm; he had none for killing me. He was the winner, 1 the loser. No one would believe that be had tried to kill me with my own revolver; no one would credit the truth almut the strug gle for the weapon. At the very best I should suffer arrest and long deten tion. The ruin of my business would be doubly Bure, whereas with Harbert dead, were I bat free— The thought was overpowering. It made a guilty man of me. Without It I might haw- pardoned myself, for he had subjected me to more than human nature can be asked to bear, but when I sought to cover the deed I took the stain of Ills blood upon me. If I could hide bls body, all would be well. That was my mad fancy. In the space of a few seconds I seemed to consider u hundred plans. The rush of my thoughts was so wild that I recognized their futility. I perceived that I was passing front one design to another with no possibility of decision. First of all I must get the corpse out of that room. The sound of the shots must have lieen heard. Some one would come. There might well be an Interval sufficient for my use. however, for In all probability there was no one on that floor at the time. Below? I could not say. Above? Probably no one but my friend Oswald. I picked up the body as if it had been a rag and ran to the outer door, which I opened cautiously. No one was in the hall, l-'lve seconds later I stood at the head of the stairs upon the eighth floor. No one had seen me. I stissl at my friend’s door. “W. Bruce Oswald. Analytical Chemist”—the letters on the panel seemed to speak to me. Among the mysteries of Ills irrnl-- wu* thure one whereby tlie mortal part of man could be resolved into a vapor? Without pausing to consider that Os wnlil might not be alone 1 burst into Uin detlgn u<m murdcruuu. his private room, bearing the body, There was a long bench on the other side of the room, It was about four feet high and had a tiled top. Oswald was setting up some apparatus upon it. •nd his back was toward me. He faced about suddenly, and we confronted each other. In the momentary silence I could bear the clinking of glass tubes which be held In bis right hand. Os wald trembles always as the result of an accident m bls laboratory years •go. and the nervous shock which lie sustained at that time has Imprinted upon bis countenance nn unvarying expression of fear, though I believe few men are less susceptible than he to that emotion. Even Ills voice trein hies, and, though I knew him so well, these oecnl’aritles. which signified nothing as to his mental state, suggest ed terror and set tny own flesh quak ing. "I—J think you'd hotter shut the door, my friend," said be. 1 closed it with my foot and slmili- tancously let my burden slip down to the floor, Oswald raised a cigar to Ills vips v,! ,h Lis I.« I.ar.d.--It came up with little tremulous Jerks, but still with n singular effect of precision. He puffed upon tlie clgur half a dozen times very rapidly as he set down the Idt of apparatus upon the desk with obvious care. "What's the matter with be asked. "Shot. I should 1 thought 1 beard something.’ "Oswald.” said I, "I must put my life Into one word! Can you destroy this body?” “You shot him, eh?” "He tried to kill me, and I killed hltn. I don’t understand It myself. We were fighting for my revolver. You know wliat he ligs done to me. and you can see that I am lost if tills is dltw-overed.” While « was speaking Oswald ap proached the Issly of Hartiert. which lie turned upon its back "It occurs to me," said he. ‘‘tliat there may tie some things In your office that 16 P CCAUILLY. WOMAN AND FASHION had better be straightened up I sup pose you were alone when this hap Thrr » T ,,t * -lai Lass*« 1 Neal street Uawa. pened ?’’ in • i ultra«. Th*- illustration shows a street gown "Of course, or I should not be here. Pici *1.1, cold * I blatant by of bourette cauvas with very rough Miss Romaine was there a moment be contri i.-rgi-s n<,wu it. Yet surface. The model sketched Is In fore, and she is coming back. 1 must even here •unsbiu«.- ever so mole color, which Is a popular shade. brighi -I keep this from her.” i* ci- vm-d lu U im i-», ati.-nuate*. uni "Go down, then,” said he, “and air pearl) 4 ail of I ondon, that the place out. Tlie room must be full ties, 1 .autalized and defeated of smoke. I'm not afraid of Miss Ro haze t 11 maine. but If the watehmau of the bow many artists! Even over Piccadll building heard the shots and begins ,-tn ly. eveu over this tlie most mundane of Investigation"— all lamdon streets, it throws Its saving “He won't come here.*" 1 cried. "You glamour. Indeed the whole splendid will have time—all night perhaps—If avenue mlgli< serve for a studio, not the thing can be done at all.” for its values alone, but for the com “Leave It to me," said he. “Go down plexlty of the types that throng it. Il stairs and stay there till I send for la the qulnti-sseiice of London, the dis you. Hold on! You're wounded.” filiation of all Ixuidon humanity, to lx He touched the breast of the gray studied nowhere so narrowly as from coat that 1 was accuatomed to wear In a bus top. Perfect Du Mauriers in the the office. I reassured him, saying that original approach, pass by and are left the wound was of no consequence; that behind or stand In groups looking from the bullet must have spent its force the club windows. Phil Mays in tin- upon a wallet and some letters In my life swarm beneath oue, and characters pocket. I would take measures so that from Thackeray and Dickens Jostle no oue should discover it. unsuspectingly on the sidewalk. The “Then go," said he. “and take cour clubs alone, which never look so thor age. I don't blame you for what you oughly clubbable as when hastily have done, aud if you make no error glanced at from a passing bus, will on your own part I will get you out of store one's memory with a liundred this trouble.” recognizable types. All England, all He locked the door that led into the the empire, Indeed, sooner or luter finds larger laboratory and Immediately Its way to Piccadilly. One cannot puss afterward turned the key behind me as down It without a sight of some glit I stei>i><sl cautiously into the bull. At tering, turbaned, alien figure, majes first 1 saw no oue. but as I descended tically Isolatl-d, llllljgsri, ally wnhee«l,sl. the stairs a scrub woman passed me. Regent street niuy claim a grander currying tlie Implements of her toil. sweep, and by virtue of its shops a The encounter wus unfortunate, and it mon- devoted femininity, but It is along shook my nerves so much that when 1 Piccadilly that the tide of social lam- reached the foot of tlie stairs and be don flows brim full.—Sydney Brook.« hold the door of my office open, though in Harper’s Magazine. I knew that I had closed it, I was near It is self trimmed, but a very smart to complete collapse. touch of color is added by the bishop In Froien IluMaia. it was Amy who had opened the In Russia. where tlie cold in winter Is stock, which is of oriental embroidery. door. She stood midway across the very Intense, the markets are very curi The girdle is of the material, fastened room, faint with four and clinging to a ous things. The meat is frozen, the car with a gilt buckle. desk for support. I could scarcely un casses of dead animals, as sheep and derstand what she said, but her condi pigs, stand upright outside the stalls; Winter Hat«. tion was easily explained. She had en everything, even gain» and poultry, re The choosing of winter hats is a seri tered the smull room and hud found quires to be thawed before it can be ous problem this year, and It Is well the revolver on the floor, the pungent cooked, and the market people's dress to rememla-r that not only must the smoke still hanging in the air. Know is as picturesque as It is warm and color Is- In accord with the costume, ing my despair, she could have had but comfortable. but the shape also. Following out the one thought. I closed the door and Then the rivers art frozen over all law of exaggeration that has been sprung the lock. Then for u few blessed fashionable for so long a time, if the seconds neither of us cared for any tlie winter loug, and si thick is the Ice style of the gown is one that makes that every one can skate anywhere and thing except that we were in each oth the wearer look short and broad the er's arms. Though it hail been in my any time. Stalls are nit up on the ice hat is broad and flat. If the lines are and busy markets held there. mind to spare her, I told tlie exact In tlie Asiatic part of Russia the peo long and slender the hat gives height truth. I have never done otherwise and slenderness, But here also it is with her, and 1 doubt that I could. All ple live chiefly by hunting and Hailing, foolish to choose an unbecoming hat that I am or that I know or feel is and the fur of the Russian animals is simply because it is a fashionable hers and must be always. My story very beautiful the ertiine, fox. sable, shape and color. wns a matter of one minute, and mean sen otter and others. At the end of the winter, when tin Ilats to match the costumes In color while I opened the windows, wiped snow melts, the huntsman pursues tile are very smart this season, as are also and reloaded the revolver and replaced the all black hats again, and the col all things as they had been before Har elk. wearing long shorn, in which lie ored lints will be worn not only with bert's visit. Some one tapped upon can glide over the snov very quickly, the gowns they match, but with the tlie glass panel with a cane. 1 saw a while tlie poor elk sinkl Into the snow black costumes as well, and, Indeed, deeper and deeper every step and is at uiiin’s shadow. with gowns of contrasting colors they “it is Walworth,” I whispered. “He last overtaken and killed. will be seen. Small and large shapes Is the lawyer who does Harbert's dirty are alike In favor. Harper’s Bazar. Illa Two l‘urehaaea. work. He must have been waiting for A story is told of a Louisiana mer him below. I nm lost.” The New Wrap». "There Is another man with liim.” chant who came to New York deter Many of the new wraps, especially mined to secure a bargain. He wanted said Amy. those designed for evening, appear In “It is (Jutland, superintendent of Un cheap cloaks, and after trying in vain variations of the old fashioned dolman to suit himself at the wholesale bouses building!” I exclaimed. “They have shape. Some of these are merely wide heard the shots. They will search these lie bought a Job lot at nuction. He ex capes with sleeves Introduced in the rooms in half a minute and then go up amined the goods hurriedly and had folds of tlie garment. An attractive to Oswald's. The scrub woman will them shlppi-d home. In due time lie evening wrap is made of champagne was confronted by nn excited bead colored broadcloth, heavily embroider tell them that I was then-.” Amy put both hands upon her fore salesman who said tlie garments were ed with chenille and lined with satin. out of style. A stole embroidered solidly extends to head. “Tbev didn’t took thnt wny.” euld tlie the knees In front, while the wrap It "Time IB wliat «ve need:" stl« ltiotini-l. merchant. “How can we delay them? I have it! self falls a little below the hips in ‘ But they are,” replied the clerk. Put me in that closet. Lock the door front. The back consists of three the '1 he merchant persisted that and take the key. They will try to get square capelike pieces stitched togeth in. Forbid them. They will have to get cloaks would sell, but they didn't, In er and falling to tlie knees. The short authority. When the door Is opened. I desperation lie returned them to New ness of the front compared witli the shall be found. It will seem you did York to be disposed of to best advan back of the garment gives u rippling tage. On his next trip to New York lie effect to the cape sleeves, The wmp not wish it known that I came here.” “I will not let you do that,” I pro again visited an auction house and lias a stock collar of sable. bought a lot of cloaks. When lie re tested. Hu I ii Garment«. “Quick!" she cried. “They are nn- turned Imine and examined Ids pur chase he saw that he had bought the Never was there such a charming locking the door.” same lot as before.—World s Work. display of rain garments as at the (TO BE CONTINUED.) present time. The new cravenettes and The lllrtl Monopolist. silk faced rubber garments are not DRESDEN POLICE. As Is generally known, the cuckoo only things of beauty, but they a re lays its eggs in the nests of other birds, practical protectors from rain. In col- They Are I-erniltte«! to Impose Small leaving tlu-m to be hatched nnd the or the newest models appear in castor Floe* on Oflemli-r*. One advantage accrues to the respec young cuckoos reared by their foster shades, grays and In various shades table member of the community from parents. The young cuckoo throws the of green. One may wear blue, black the minuteness with which the Dres other birds out of the nest anil gets till or brown eravenette garments as well. den police look into the affairs of every the care Itself. After murdering Its The silk faced rubber coats come In inhabitant of the city. If he is n care foster brothers nnd sisters In the most lovely shades of red, champagne, pas- ful num and always carries papers deliberate and callous way It Is thence tel gray atul white and are dainty which may serve to establish ids iden forth tended with the greatest devo enough to serve as evening wraps. Bly lie is practically immune from the tion. Long after It has left the nest A Winter lint. .ndlgiilly of IH-Ing arrested and march- the great bird, apparently big enough to get Its own living and many times There is every reason to believe that Hl off to the police station unless, ill larger than Its foster parents. Is fol the lint that tits the head will be the deed, lie commits some especially lu-i lowed about and fed by them with the smart thing for all street wear this nous crime. Does he drive faster than same care ns when In the nest. winter. the law permits, does be cross a bridge Turbans will be very much in fash oil the left band side, he Is stop|H-d by The Origin oi Starehlng. Ion. especially those that fit close at the guardian of law and order and re The course of history curries us back quested to give his name. If he has no further than the year 15IM for the his papers with him the policeman may then and there impose a fine of from origin of starching lu London. It was I to 3 marks. If then he admits that In that year that Mistress Van der I’lasse came with her husband from he is In the wrong and pays the tine Flanders to the English metropolis the incident is closed. If, however, he their greater safety” and there wishes to appeal from the policeman's fg-ssi-d herself a starclier. The decision he may do so. Even in that housewives of the time were not ease he is not arrested, but a day or In discovering two later he is notified to appear in 1 of the "Dutch the excellent whiteness linen,” as It was called court and answer to the charge against and Mistress Plasse soon had plenty of him. But then if he is found guilty good paying clients. Some of these be the lowest fine that can be Imposed gan to send her ruffs of lawn to starch, Is 3 marks. That this custom of per mitting tlie i>oli<-«iiian personally to Im which she did so excellently »veil that l-oi-—---- ••'ng that If any one sent pose small tines Is little understood ny ill her a ruff made of n spiders wen stir foreigners is shown by a remark made would be able to starch It. So greatly to me by a gentleman who bail lived did her reputation grow that fasbiomi in Germany tlie greater part of Ids life ble dames went to her to learn the art and in Dresden for a number of years. ! and mystery of starching, for which In reply to my Inquiry ns to whether they gladly paid a premium of £4 or £!>. there was ever any question of cor and for tlie secret of seething starch ruption in the police department he re they paid gladly a further sum of A NEW KHAI'K IK TUBBANS. plied: shillings. back and sides and roll out to a wide “No; none whatever as far ns the brim In front. Ryr<»ii*w Faitrd G ihinp , higher officers are ccpceyned. The In- The eovii-ci name is tricorne. The dividual men. however, may be bribed One of the stories concerning the above model Is of seal brown velvet, occasionally. For instance, if I were traditional disli of roast goose on Ml* trimmed with gold braid at the edge to walk on the grass in the Grosser chaelmas day refers to Lord Byron, and two small ostrich tips, starting In garten and a policeman caught me nt says an English newspaper. The poet a rosette In velvet. II i Wo tod gltu- h'.-.n a t.i.v.'k tf al-». ..) Insisted !'l keep'irg up o!d can and that would end the matter.”--l’bil- toms in small things, such as having Silk l-etticoat*. hot cross buns on Good Friday and adelphla Ledger. Among tlie more serviceable petti roast goose on Michaelmas day. Tills coats for everyday wear are the plaid last fancy hail a grotesque result when silks. They come In every conceivable An Ksen Break. “She's a girl after his own heart. he was In Italy. After buying a goose color combination and are generally anil fearing It might be too lean Byron trimmed by ruchlrigs of black. lie says.” "Yes. and lie’s n man nfter her mon fed It every ilny for a month previous I ni'lianKPable. to the festival, so that the poet nnd ey.” "I'd like to exchange this,” said ■ "But you know it's whispered on the the bird liecame so mutally attached woman who the other day entered R that «lien Sept SB nrrlveil he cou^l quiet that she hasn’t any money.” retail bookstore. "Well, It’s a notorious fact that lie not kill It. but bought another nnd had Tlie clerk unwrapped the bundle and the pet goose swing in a cage under hasn't any heart.”—Houston Post. glanced nt its contents. ids enrringe when he traveled. ‘‘I’m sorry, madam,” be said, “but Bound tn Be Ladylike. we can't do it” A Nataral Desire. Ethel What did you do when * Jim “Why not?” she cried. “You've al Sm-th-t wonder what Hr wn Intend« proposed to you? to do with all the money he got for ways exchanged liooks for me hereto Mabel I was so surprised I puckered those historical novels he wrote. fore.” up my mouth to whistle, but then I re "I know," geplled the clerk politely J-n-s—He intends to travel. He feel- luemls-red that would be unladylike, so that be ought to visit some of the place but firmly, "but we can’t change this I hurried and pressed my lips against lie wrote about Just to see what they It's 'The la-opard's Spots."”—l’blladel Ills to kffip myself from whistling plila 1‘ri-ss. are like. Life. o COURTESY IN THE HOME it Is Kosenllal lu M«*pl*e*a In st>* Family Cisele. o O. IMF««I « >• paios mUITIM. ... 1 CARO STOCK There is no place where there is „.Htraw and Hinder*' Board... greater need of true, refined, everyday M-S7-AP-«I1 Ft|-«l Street courtesy or where it will be more greatly appreciated tiiau tn the home T*l. M s I b um ». w ban fkancuilax circle. Yet iu bow many households do we see an entire lack of it. The husband comes lu tired and sur ly. hurries down bls meal, gives the cut a kick and depart* without one kind word or gracious act to auy one. The children are noisy and quarrel Hera Ara Homa of the Convincing Facta That Caused um to Take some. The mother, tired and nervous, the Agency for the Fulton Com has only sharp, recriminating words pounds, the Flrat Thing« Known for her husbaud, the chlldreu and the servant. The whole atmosphere np that Cure Chronic Kidney Di«« pears sureliargoi with the very qUiUt- auoea. essence of disturbing and dlshearteu- Ing elements. Tint, 1*1 It b* distloetly nnderatooil that Ia-t a visitor come In to make a •very one of the cases Lelow bad been diagnosed m-ighborly call, however, and bow by on« or mors physicians as chronic aud lu- quickly everything is changed, Both eurabls; seuend, utHe the certainty of the re husband and wife welcome him with sults as shown by the recovery also of the the sweetest of a<mlh*s and courtes) friends they told who were similarly atUlctod supposed incurable kidney diseases. When the visitor departs, lie Is bowed with N. W. Spaulding, President Spaulding Saw out with the most charming grace mid Co . San Francisco, bad a recovery in bls own family aud t<»ld several others who recovered in sliver tones Invited to call again. Adolph Wenke, SBpiUtlista Ban Frsnciaos, This Is eminently right and proper, recovered hiuiaelf aud told two friends who re- but wliy should not the same consid Ou ve re Dr. Carl D. Ziele, pioneer druggist, 5W Pad tie eratIon prevail among those who are Street. San Francisco, recover« d himself and bound to each other by ties of family gave it to mure than a dozeu patluula wlxo re relationship—“our own. whom we love Oovered Charles Eugelke, editor of the German paper, best?" Why should uot the wife, the Ban Francisco, recovered himself aud told it to a number who recovered, oue of them l-< ug child, the servant, whom you meet ev Charles F- Wacker, the Sixth street luureLanl. K. M. W•«**>. oditor Wine and Sl»Wt Review, ery day lu the most Inwinate relations raaovered aud told It to Several Who wi,, «4»*^. "--i. i ask, tie recovered, himself arnoutf them being an old school vouchsafed some courtesy as well as physician. Edward Short of the San FrandscoCaH re the guest who calls for a brief hour? covered, also three of bis frlvuds, viz: William “Charity begins at home," we are Martin, Captain Hubbard of the Honolulu routs William Hawkins of the U. S l^uartwr- told, and I think courtesy should too. aud master's Department of Sun Francisco. John A. Phelps of the Hotel Kepelier, Sun No one, be he man or woman, can and two of bls friends, etc. etc stand weeks and years of continual Fraucisco, The kidneys are the sewers that strain the So Iso us out of the system. We cau stand the fault finding or habitual discourtesy. erangement for a short while, but ulim ti.e You bow to your next door neighbor tnterfereuc« becomes chronic (permanent), as explained bj Bright, It is only a question when you meet her in ti»e street and first Of bow loug before deutli will ensue It is then give her a kind or cordial word. Why oulled Brights Disease and incurable. All kidney troubles develop into this form about not lie res(M-ctful to members of your the 8th to loth mouth Thu «I»»*'“ ------ own family? Try It. You will find luourabio tj aii inuar Known uieaus. I«<-pie kidney disease should begin at first with you will la- happier for It. Your home bavlug the only known thing that will cure it if it has will become an ideal one, and every reached the serious stage Fulton's Renal for Bright’s at d Kidney Dises»-•* 1; one will la- Influenced to goal by tin- Compound for Diabetes, |l 5u John J Fulton < <• mV light which will radiate from It.—Pitts Washington slrset, San Frauclsoo. sole v«.ur pouuders Send for We burg Press. agcuta for Uda city. WHY WE ARE AGENTS THE JIMSON WEED. Probably a Legacy to I* From South America or Asia. Once upon a time tlie name of James town must have been very sharply shortened. Within the memory of many people now living James was pronounced “Jeems;” In fact, we be lieve that that was the accepted pro nundatlou of our Virginian forefn tliers. But "Jim” must have been the diminutive of "Jeems,” as well as of James; at least we Judge so because wliat Is popularly known as "the Jim son weed” really Is the Jamestow h weed. Nor Is there auy reason to suppose that this contraction was made Jeer Ingly or sneerlngly. More probably it grew into use “Jess so,” and we find intelligent Americans to whom It lias never occurred that there Is any con nectlou whatever between Jamestown and Jimson. All the same, the au thorities say that "Jimson” is “short” for the name of the place where the English made their first permanent set tlement In what is now the United States and where tlie Ohl Dominion's first cnpltul was located. The Jimson weed, however, Is not a native plant, but probably came to us from South America or Asia, it Is a question liow It got to Jamestown, but we believe It is conceded that it is not Indigenous to Virginia. If it was de liberately and designedly Imported, it must have been because of Its medic inal value; certainly not for Its odor, which is vile; certainly not for its flow ers and leaves, because they do not compare In beauty with those of scores of native plants. And, while tills weed Is now recognized as having some me diclnal value, It may not have had that reputation "then” with Europeans. The Chinese, however, use It to some ex tent medicinally and may have done so from time immemorial, that country being little given to the acceptance of new Ideas or new remedies.—Richmond Times-Dispatch. VIRGINIA COURTESY. nr It* Operation Mr. Culpepper Came Into HI* Own. It is the story of a polite and polished Virginia gentleman and bls landlady, also polite, polished and a Virginian. It ralm-d on a day not long ago, and when Mr. Culpepper looked for his umbrella In the terra cotta tile In the hall It was not there. Mr. Culpepper was far too courteous to say that some body had taken it. He didn't even say It was gone. He merely looked at the terra cotta tile and cherished regrets. It was raining, and he lind no umbrel la. The courteous landlady came upon him and divined Ids trouble. ‘‘Haven't jtou any umbrella?” she asked. "Oh, that's tmp bad! You mustn't think of going out without one. Just wait a moment till I get you mine.” Mr. Culpepper protestisi, but when Virginian meets Virginian courtesy Is In O- nn.l 'Cl,,, I,,0,1 Irnly went upstairs anil presently re turned with an umbrella. "There," said she. “Take it. I shan’t need it today, and you are perfectly welcome to It. perfectly welcome.” And the grateful Mr. Culpepper stepped out and unrolled an umbrella which was the very onAbe bail lost Courteous Virginia gentleman, courte ous V irginia landlady, and von newln't ask me how the umbrella came to change owners, for 1 don't knojj Nel ther does Mr. Culia-pper. Wallington Post. Oak Wood. Save the Baby. The mortality among babies during th< three teething years Is something frightful. The census of 1!»00 shows that about one in every seven succumbs. The cause is apparent. With baby's bones hardening, the fontanel (opening in ths skull) closing up and its teeth forming, all these coming at once create a demand foi bone mateiial that nearly half the little systems are deficient in. The result Is peevishness, weakness, sweating, fever, diar rhoea, brain troubles, convulskins. etc , that prove terribly fatal. The deaths In l'.»uo under three years were to say nothing of the vast number outside the big «ities that were not re|M»rted, and this in the linlt<«1 States alone. When baby begins to sweat, worry or cry out in sleep don’t wait, aid ths need li neither medicine nor narcotics What the little system is crying out tor Is more bone material. Bweetman’s Teething Faod sup plies it. It has saved the Ilves of thousands of babies. They begin to Improve within forty-eight hours. Here Is what physicians think of It. 2934 Washington St . Ban Francisco, June 2, 190? Gentlemen-I am preacrlbing your food In the multitude of baby troubles due to Im peded dentition. A large percentage of in fantile ills and fat&iltics are the resell of slow teething. Your food supplies what the deficient system demands, and 1 tr>ve had surprising success with 21. 2n scores of cases this diet, given wltti their -egutar foed, has not failed to cheek the mfantiir dlstres»*». Several of the more serious cases would, I feel sure, have been fntal without It can not be U»o quickly brought to the attention of the mothers of the country. It Is an ab solute necessity. U C. MBNDKU M D. Petaluma, Jal., September 1, 1903. Dear Sirs—1 have just tried the teething food In two cases and in both It was a suc cess. One was a very serious case, so criti cal that it was brought to in«- from another city for treatment. Fatal results were fearrd- In three days the baby erase«! worrying and commenced eating and Is now well. Its action in this case was remarkable. 1 would ad vise y-»u to put It In every drug store in this city. Yours,. I. M PROCTOR, M D. Sweetman’s Te«‘thlng Food will carry baby safely and comfortably through tlie rn»st dan gerous period of child life, it renders lane Ing of the gums unnecessary It Is the safest plan and a blessing to the baby to not wait for symptoms but to commence giving It ths fourth or fifth month. Then all the teetl will come healthfully, without pain, dls tress or lancing. It is an auxiliary to theli regular diet and easily taken. Price 50 cent (enough for six weeks), sent postpaid on re celpt of price. Pacific Coast Agents, Inlant Drug Co., Mills Building. San Francis®»» DlaK»oMlng Under Difficulties. Dr. SundLierg, former consul io Bag dad, related with much gusto nil ud Venture that befell ldm In a Moliiini med a n barem in Bagdad. One of the wives of a rich merchant fell sick, mid Dr. Suudbi-rg was called in to prescribe for her. With a pardonable scientific Interest the western physician united. Enter a black guunysack. It Is the pn tient. The doctor would like to feel her pulse. A white hand Is slipped through an opening. Good. Anil her tongue Impossible! No man save her husband may see tlie face of a woman and live or, more accurately, no woman inn)' unveil her face to any man save ln-r husband and live. His professional in terest aforesaid deeply aroused, the dip lomatlc doctor insists. The difficulty li st length solved by the eunuch In < lilef. Though the woman may not lawfully unveil herself, tlie doctor under tin- clr cumstmices might perhaps be allowed to crawl in under the gunnysack mid so examine the telltale tongue. “Delight ed. I'm sure,” says the doctor, nnd does so. Tlu-n after the most thorough ding nosls Imaginable be prescribes, ns did Abernethy before him, “A little sun and nir!” The Absent J.rk, The wife of a Washington street merchant is very fond of roses, espe clally of the brilliant varieties Itv way of reminder she said to the bus band the other morning before U< started for business: “I see, my dear, that Jacks arc la- coming cheaper ” “That nmy be true,” said the bus band absently, “but I have known men who would have been willing to pay $100 for one to put with tin- two already in their hand.”- India no |s>lls Sentinel. The oak is a historic wood. As early as the eleventh century It became the favorite w<ssl of civilized Europe, and RIH-cImens of carving and Interior finish have come down to us from that early day, their pristine beauty en >««■ Value a* a Wltaaaa. hanced by the subduing finger of time "As I understand It, you want me to The early colonists brought with them to the shores of America their love for go on the stand and swear to tin- truth this wood, and here, too, the oak ac of your contention." "Heavens and earth, no! I want you quired historical interests. to swear against me. Why, there are live members of the Jury who know The Dletloaary. your reputHtlou well.”—Ob lea go l’o«t. “Neither Is a dictionary a bad book to read,” says Emerson In Ills essay on Ills Compliment, hooka. "There Is no caut In It, no ex Katherine—My nose turns up so cesa of explanation, and R Is full of dreadfully! suggestion, the raw material of poaal Cholly—Then It shows very poor hie poems and bisteries. Nothing la taste In backing away from such a wanting but a lit*’’ shuffling, sorting pretty mouth Indianapolis Sentinel, ligature and ca’<,,aKe.” ° o RI AKE. MUFFI I I & TOWNE o o e