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88 STOWAWAY " • ♦ ++ + Whitrnfersh + ++ + 88 88 88 » 88 Tlie Dunbarton, after two weeks of' ealuis. light airs, terrific thunderstorms and fierce heat, finally drifted acruaa the Une ami caught the southeast trades. Then for a spell the course was , “full aud by." Except for a "sweat up" : sach morning and evening they startl'd I neither brace nor liul.vard. the "shell backs" snisized at night in their watch | on deck, the eaptalu was in the lies! of humor, and the ship forged steadily on Into the great south sea. Meanwhile Beatrice Armstrong found her Interest In the stowaway growing straugely fast. Not ouly wax her curi i osity aroused, which In Itself with the fair sex means much, but tlie man ! seemed to exert a subtle influence over her which always made Its presence felt. L'nconscloualy she looked for him when she came up for fresh air and exercise, and often she caught herself thinking aud wondering over Ids con tradictory words. Before, when he was continually on the poop, «lie was rarely cousclous of Ills presence, but now he By ■_ COPYRIGHT, + ++ + H. Phelpi + ++ + weut up, and they fell back to I bell work. Two of the boats were already along side, and several of the bands were In them, while the remainder were busy lowering water, provisions and their “dunnage." “All hands on the [>ort braeesr’ again roared Hawkins. The lioatswain at this took a turn with the fall he was bolding and. draw ing his sheatbknlfe, sprang at the stowaway. But the murderous oil slaught of the mun wax checked by a blow- a blow that struck him squarely on the chin and felled him in the scup per. An ominous growl came from the nil'll, and from the shallow of the bouse an Iron lielaying pin flew whiz zing past the Hotspur's head. "Let's settle tlie whelp and lie done with him," said one man. “Oh. let him alone,” answered the carpenter, who apia-ured to lie leader. “Into the lioatx. boys! It's time we were out of this!” Hawkins, seeing that they were ut terly unmanageable and that a single Aud now that Ike Duiibiirton wa» STREET CRIES IN CAIRO. running liack lulu aurin water aui under the guidance of a muu whox* S ohui I k an« Veleee That Travelers foiee of character filled every soul Hear in the Kaixila. tttr. a I km rd with coulideuce the ship as Take a i-lialr outside a busy cafe xuiueil a lively air. and all aecined wel near tbv mur!.ci place and tram center and watc'i street life. There are no On the evening of the seventh daj hungry man. no starving, pluched child after tlie i-idlisiou she drop|wd her an faces, no finger worn mothers, for this cbor in Table bay. H was somewhai is a la ml of plenty, und the [letiple's late for shore going, aud the passenger» wants are few and simple. Thus sun were satisfied to walk the deck for one shine and laughter spray a weli-ome night more and after seventy days ot fragrance over the novelty and ro water anticipate the pleasure of bain« ■nance of the gay city's streets. llere again on land. is a street melodist twanging a monster Shoreward the lights of (’ape Towr one stringed "something" and aci-om- blinked and x|Hirkled against the mass panii-il by a none ringed girl who taps ive wall-like liase of Table mountain deftly on n speeles of taiiilHiurine, and the air was laden with the miiitt<*<J while bystaiKlers ejaculate "Allah, ai sounds of the city and the sun'll ol .all!”*- tile Arabic word fur applause, grass ami earth. (*nt in the bay the If not quite in accord with your preju- spars of many a noble ship rose lieav dices eoiicernliig music, well, inaalaish enward. and the great black hulls lay mi ler mittdi. It Is not nearly so dls- like silent shadows. Occasionally a trai-tlng a* u street corner at home, and iMKit plashed swiftly by or there came they will go away If you tell them to. a bar of some sailor song from a dis The I hi I hiuii . the donkey and boy are In evldenivt, with a score of performing I taut forecastle head. i When the tinkling bells of the fleet tricks that are very original and cer announced 10 o’clock, three figures only tainly funny, and you console yourself were visible on the Dunbarton's deck. with the lio|s‘ of a minimum of cruelty One was the anchor watch pacing buck In the training. A fruit xeller. basket on head, with and forth abaft the galley; the othet two were Beatrice Armstrong and tin luscious grapes and figs, saunters by, siowaway, who, seated on the whee singing in a quaint minor: “O grapes, box grating, were deeply engaged in O sweet grata's, that are larger 'than conversation. He had lieen telling bei doves’ eggs and sweeter than new a story, and as be neared the end he cream! O angels' food. delicious figs, [>aused ami looked down at the fait bursting with honey, restorers of girl bv his side. Her face was turned health!" There Is a drink seller, bent away from him, aud she wax silent under tlie weight of the odd shaped Jar Perhaps she was counting the riding slung over his shoulder, a lump of Ice projecting from Its mouth, conjuring lights in tlie liarlior. “But,” lie went on. "the ambition ot custom In a similar strain as lie struts this fellow Munro was not to earn com up and down, making the air resound miiml of a vessel nor to bo rewarded with the rhythmical clap clap of two for a simple act of duty. His aim from brazen saucers: "O refreshment of the first to last, from the time lie threw weary! (> quencher of parched lips! over his chances of advancement to tlie O blessing of heaven!” Another street cry which may be time when fortune again gave him | m > sltion, was to win the woman upon beard In the main street of Abbaxsleh. whom he bail set his heart. Beatrice,” a suburb, contains the following entic he continued, taking her hand and ing announcement: "Tomorrow, O peo- speaking low, “what hope Is there fot ple, I am going to kill a camel! The doctor says, it is young and healthy. him?" “None, I fear, for the Mr. Munro you Oh. its flesh will la1 tender as the quail speak of,” she answered, “but if hit and juicy as lamb. Its price is but 1>< i name be Hawkins, then indeed is he plasters (7 cents) a pound. Do you love not only captain of tlie Dunbarton, but the sweet flesh of the camel? Then come early and lie satisfied." Not the iny captain.” least picturesque figures in the streets are the city police, In their neat white In the letter which Bob Munro sent drill and red tarliom bes In slimmer and his friend Moreton lie wrote: “It's at blue serge in winter. In example of w hat 1 told you tbut day the park. There is no such word at FRUITS AND FLOWERS 'obstacle' in a man's dictionary.9 the present and marveling at the trans formation. All day tbe "brave westerlies," which for the past week bad followed close at tbe heels of tbe Dunbarton, slowly waned. Evening found her with her One weather kites spread to the dying breeze, sauntering along with tbe sluggish, flame lit waves and barely making four knots an bour. Tbe wind held at this throughout tbe first watch. Then from tbe ocean rim ahead the great pals moon rose languidly and lighted a pathway of shining steel to the east. The breeze freshened at once, and the sleepy mate, roused by the change, sniffed to windward and whistled through his teeth for more of It. So bright and clear was the night that the thrifty officer gave orders to douse the sidelights. Tbe lookout mun relaxed hla vigilance, aud the watch on deck sneaked Into the forecastle and stretched themselves upon their chests. Mr. Calker was none too strict with bis I men, and, like moat of their kind, they took advantage of him. It was getting on for four bells In the middle watch when the drowsy silence of the ship was broken by a sharp, alarming cry. “Vessel on tbe starboard bow! Hard astarboard!” “Hard astarboard!” came in a half shriek from the lookout. With an oath tbe mate sprang to the rail. He began to give an order, but tbe words died on bls lips, for at that moment a pyramid of ghostly canvas blotted out tbe sky, a red beam and a green one danced before bls eyes, and a hurtling mass of black hung over him. There was a terrific crash. The Dun barton stopped and shivered. Then, with many a crunch and rip and crack, .1 u'ihl mraiublc tor tin inner one in surd. amid tbe splintering of spars, the rend ing of canvas and the shouts of fright handed attack would lie useless, cluing ened men, the good ship shook off her ed bis tactics. Taking the opposite weighty adversary and again plunged side of the deck, be ran forward, div heavily on. A BARGAIN IN HATS. ing first Into the carpenter’s shop and But at wliat a cost! Her mizzen top then into tlie boatswain's locker. In a gallant mast and yards were trailing few moments he returned. staggering The Heaaon One Woman llejolcea While Another One Mourna. by the backstays alongside, her star under tlie weight of a giimlstone and A Philadelphia woman moving it “Thank you, Hr,” rrpHeil tin tlui'auay board mizzen rigging, chain plates and an immense iron snatch block, lie de good society has been cured of a ma appeared to be everywhere. Did she rail bad been wrenched away, posited liotli on the topgallant rail and. gaze aloft to watch the swelling can crossjack was snapped at the cgiteh. leaping beside them, stood luiised above nia for attending rummage sales, but vas. there was Hawkins rattling down her spanker bung in tatters, and on tlie bumping, heaving limits that swung ft took a heroic treatment to effect the cure. The other day she went to a the topmast rigging or placing ehatlng her quarter, cut clean to the water at the vessel's side. sale of the description named in aid ol gear, bls eyes fixed upon her. Did her line, was a yawning V shaped bole. "Below there!" he bawled. “There glance wander forwurd along the deck. Her mute bad been swept overboard are lines hanging over the side for u worthy charity in which she Is Inter Hawkins would look up from bls paint by the colliding vessel's Jib boom, and those who want to come Il IH HI I'd ested and came away minus a twenty live dollar bat. It happened this way: ing, bls sennet rnuklng or the rope up ber captain, though still in his bunk, again."’ A feature of the sale was a countci on which lie was hauling and meet lay crushed and insensible. "* The howl of derision that greeted that glance. Did she hear singing In Instantly the Dunbarton's deek was this Information was quickly elm nged tilled witl. untrimmed huts, advertised the forecastle during dog watch hours. a scene of wildest confusion. “Tbe to one of fury, then dismay, for at that "Your choice for 50 cents.” Now, the It was the deep voice of Hawkins. boats! Tbe boats!” rolled in a hoarse moment the grindstone was lifted high North Thirty-third street woman didn't Even in the night, when tlie noise of chorus from forward, and a dozen above the undaunted «townway's head want an untrluinied lint nt 50 cents, Init there wax oue Hint caught tiei baullug the braces or making sail men hacked madly at the lashings, and hurled crashing through the hot fancy by reason of its odd shape, am awakened her, she lira rd the stow while others knocked tbe chocks out. tom of tlie outer boat. A wild scram- she simply couldn't resist the tempta away's sonorous “singing out" above cleared away tbe falls and dragged ble for the inner one ensued, but that all other sounds. tbelr chests from tbe forecastle. Abaft too, was speedily rendered mixes lion to try it on. So she took off tin handsome lint site was wearing, placed By the time tlie Dunbarton ran down tbe terror stricken passengers, in scant worthy by the fall of the ponderous it on tlie counter and picked np the tin Into the "roaring forties" the young npparel. rushed helplessly from side to block. Amid the snorts, sphishli g« trimmed one. Then she looked around lady had openly snubbed tlie sleek De side calling loudly for tbe captain. and curses of the outwitted crew both for a mirror. There was only one. and Montparnasse and was worrying her The wheel spun round deserted, and boats tilled rapidly and sank. A score that was away at the other end of tin suut by persistently going on deck at the crippled vessel, having come up in of bobbing heads, bellowing lustily, all times and in all weathers. the wind and lieen caught aback, went blackened the starboard channelx. and long room. She pushed her way through tlu One morning when tlie vessel was wallowing to leeward, at every lurch twenty pairs of bauds clawed nt the crowd, and in tlie ineiintinie n fat Col- sixty-one days out ami Just abreast of shipping quantities of water through barnacles ns the vessel fell and rose. ored woman's eves were glued to Hie the cape Mr. Angus tumbled up on ber stoven side. Tbe second mate, aft Drlinilua like drowned rats, they one deck for a look around before break er discovering tbe captain's plight aud Dy one nnuled themselves up the slip hat she had left behind on the pile marked. "Your choice for 50 cents.” fast. The mate was on watch, with xearcblrg ineffectually for the chief pery side and reached the deck. Hawkins at the wheel. officer, awoke to a sense of responsi Still the Inexorable Hawkins stood It was a golden opportunity not to lie "Good niorulng. Calker,” said the bility and hurried to take charge on before them. This time, however, the missed, Counting out 50 cents In dimes, nickels and pennies, she shoved them horse breeder. "Still nasty weHther, 1 deck. moon showed the glint of a revolver in see.” In vain be ordered, stormed and each of his hands, and behind him at the innocent young attendant and “Yes, sir.” replied the officer. “Ws yelled. Futilely he cursed: impotently stood the gentlemen passengers simi made good her escape with tlie fash ionable woman's bat.—Exchange. must expect It while we’re running our be besought. Tbe men. frenzied by larly armed. easting down. How are you this morn fesr. waved him back with fierce looks “Men." he said, addressing the sullen The queen Bee. ing, sir?" and fiercer oaths. Catching at the arm crowd, "I ho|>e that by this time you She possesses tlie power of choosing "Well, to tell the truth. Calker, I of tbe boatswain, a big Liverpool man. have discovered that, though t'aptaln which of her offspring shall be drones backed out feeling a iitus sore this he begged him to desist and help save rugley Is disabled.the ship Is not with and which workers. Some have morning: lamiiers down or some tbe ship. The man flung him off sav out n master. With or without au thought that this wax automatic and thing.” agely. saying. “Go aft. you whelp, or thority I have taken charge, and I in Hint the narrower worker cell touched "Take a glass of sea water. Mr. .An I'll dash your brains out!” tend to carry the ship into port. Now. the button, so to speak, that bmugl.t gus. That will tlx you up. s'r.” Seeing that hie efforts to control tbs for the third time. I am going to give forth a fertilized egg. But the queen "Thanks," returned the passenger. crew were useless, tlie second mate you an order, and let me warn you will lay worker eggs In drone cells it "I'm not bad enough for that yet. went aft to the passengers. He found that the man who dot's not Jump nt she thinks tit, so that settles that. them gathered In a little group before the word takes the consequences upon Hello! Here comes the beauty!" If the drone is male and the queen Miss Armstrong. In n tight fitting blur the mizzen mast, old Mr. Armstrong his own shoulders. All hands on the female, what Is the worker? The new ulster and a Tam O'Hhanter cap and standing erect in the center, with bis port braces!” woman of Becdoiu. She has given up looking ax fresh ax a rose, appeared on arm around his daughter. On the instant every man started to her motherhood for a business career. deck. She nodderl pleasantly to the The officer explained the situation bls station. Then at the right moment Sometimes. I hough, she lays eggs, but men aud made her way to the mizzen and advised that they should them the weather braces were let go and they always batch out drones, of which rigging, where she stood, with her fail selves launch one of the boats. overhauled, the order "Haul away!*' it is strictly true to say they have a "Come on. thea!” shouted Mr. Angus. was given, and the yards swung for mother, but no father. ‘If the queen's lialr flying In the breeze, looking tc “If we've work to do, let us do it.” windward. ward, with their sails full. Braced up wings are crippled so that she cannot Just at that time, however, a tall fig on the starboard tack, the Dunbarton make her marriage flight, her children "My eyes, but she's a clipper! Eb. )Ir. Angus?" said the mate. "A man ure clambered nimbly over the vessel's soon lifted the wound In her side clear are nil droves. An Italian queen in wouldn't mind being moored bow and side and stood among them. It wax as aliove the water line. and. the sea con ’a hive of black bees will beget work though he had come from tbe sea. for tinuing smmith. the hands were set to era of mixed blood, but her sons are stern to a craft like that!" "You’re right. Calker. She'd make a he was dripping wet, and the nerve work nt the [lumps. pure Italians. Drones are useful as good running mate, that girl. Must shocked paxsengera peered at him ap Day broke after the eventful night fathers of workers, but they cannot col weigh ten atone, every pound of it. prehensively. with a clear sky and found the Dun leet the honey they eat. Their tongues xml as pretty, by George, as—a bull "Gentlemen,” spoke the newcomer In barton sailing steadily to the south- are too short.—Alfislee's. pup!" a strong, calm tone, “the ship is in no warti. The wind remaining west, she Ml hr of the Tongue. The mate laughed and, lowering bls Immediate danger, and by taking prop had no alternative. At alwiut four bell« The sins of the tongue all point tc voice, said: er precautions she may yet be saved." in the morning watch the second mate “D'you know. Mr. Aligns, It's my lie “Who Is this?” exclaimed the second reported that the pumps had sucked. the necessity and profit of self master.' lief that she gone's on Hawkins. She's mate, stepping closer to the man. But1 The bands then went below for coffee There Is danger hi the tongue that keeping watch with us pretty regular, liefore his words were wholly finished and after a brief spell were turned to often brings the deepest sorrow to in and they are always looking at one an a ray of moonlight slanting under the agnln by Hawkins to repair the breach noceut ones, as well as throws a re fixit of the main topsail lit up bls face, I tn the vessel's- quarter. A new main- fle-Tlon on a pure character. If tills Other like lost owls." "What! The xtowaway? Oh. rot. Calk j and several voices cried, “The stow-| anil was taken from the anil locker, ct-lileskToii of nil nW and magnifying er!" i away!” and, stout ¡¡lies being attai-hed to the of the office of th" tongue «e-'m exng "This is no time for tomfoolery. Haw ] clews and earrings. It wax weighted In iterated, let any one sit down quietly “Well," said the mate, nodding his head wisely, "I’ve seen 'em go that way kins!" cried the officers angrily. "If. the center and dropped across tlie I h . w and think of the sins and cruelties of ai sea tiefure. Desidrw, M., Angoe, Ue'« y-vu'ie uot lead a b«\.wl to get !M* Kccpitin it .spread *C sttxfe as p>raOJe. I human sneeeh. The careless words no ordinary stowaway. He pretends bt iMMit off the skids." tlie sail wax slid aft under the keel un which no repentance can call back lx, but It's a bluff. That chap's been tc The stowaway, without noticing tbl«| til it rested abreast the damaged part again, the rash promises which it has wa for many a day. Haven't you heard remark, turned to the owner. "Mr. | The port lines were then made fast cost ns so much to fnlflll, the expres him singing out on the ropes? Well. I Armstrong." he said, "as there seems, and the canvas hauled up on the star sion of the lower nature which has tell you, sir. It takes five yearn to learn to l>e no one else capable of restoring I km rd «Ide until it completely covered shamed the higher, the confessions of that trick. He’s come out In Ills true order. I will take it upon myself to do the jagged hole that so nesrly caused evil and yielding to falsehood, tlie hot Without waiting for a reply, lie the Dnnbarton'x destruction. The car and angry words which sober thought colors lately. He licked tbe biggest no. 1 -----■. „■< --- »»- “If — you • are « a — man. Mr. Ou-! 1 [tenter wax now xet to work xhoring condemn- these are some of the perils man In the fo'c'ale the other morning continued: for giving film guff, and lie's the snisrt tram, you will take tbe wheel and keep np from inside, and liefore midday of the tongue. On the other hand, like ent band In my watch. Why. Just cast the helm amidships until I get the things were tight enough to allow'tlie most of the uses of the world which your eye over him. Mr. Angus. Does lie yards braced. And you, Mr. Angus."t vessel to lie put on the other tact and turn so easily to evil, the tongue may lie the Instrument of groat and lasting he continu'd, “will be of much service headed for Cape Town. look like a pier head Juniper?" As the Australian glanced at tbe stal If. with Mr. Swetlng. you will secure^ When this was accomplished Haw good. wart figure ao skillfully handling tin what firearms there are In the cabin kins reported to the owner. Better Thaa Wealth. wheel, he wan obliged to acknowledgt and protect tbe ladles.” "No, no. Hawkins." said the old gen Employ your time by improving that there was foundation for Mr. Calk The next instant Hawkins bounded tieman In reply to the stowaway's xug yourself by other men's documents: so er'a Inference. to tbe poop ladder and disappeared. gestlon that Mr. Outran should now others Hawkina. In a suit of yellow oilnklne Then above tbe cries, the oaths and assume command, "since yon have a ehall you come easily by what know I- and sou'wester, with a neatly trimmed tbe uiiroar of the deck there rose the master'« certificate, for the remalndet nave labored hard for. Prefer ilge to wealth, for the one In transi I lieard and mustache and hla hair of re thunder of hie mighty voice: of this voyage you must remain cap lory. the other perpetual. spectable length, was a handsome fel “All bands on tbe port braces!" tain. Poor Ibigley Is In a bail way low. The change In the appearance ol Hie tones commanded attention. The I'm afraid. I shall send him home at l.et Thea» Rom». Hawkins bad been so gradual that Mr. men looked around to «-'■e who gave the soon as we reach port. Tlie saving of It Is n good thing to remember when Angus had not noticed It. Now. how order, and one or two of them, by force the ship and In all prolmbllity our live» tbe children are noisy that some day ever, he went below to hla breakfast, of habit, took a few steps across the as well are due lo your uianlluena and ¡bey will all be married and living mentally comparing the stowaway of deck. At sight of the stowaway, buw-j courage, and you will fl'id that I an far away, and tbe house will lie as two months ago and tbe stowaway ot «ver. a about half snarl, half jeer. not ungrateful, llawkina*' .quiet as a touit».—Atcbisou Globe. SHE GOT A SEAT. Hut \ui Tkrosal* Ik« lutria.x- isiio »»• Hsd lavaked. Where He Located. StuiTer the eml Gliwpklns' —Do you know. I can't lind my over coat anywhere. Nlmpkliih—Have you looked in the re freshment room? Bttlffer -»Vhy. no! How could It la» in there? Simpkin»—You haven't been any- where else during the evening. have }ou? t.avlsh Kntertalameate. In the palmy days of the French monarchy sumptuous entertainments of royalty were not uncommon. To entertain a queen for a week the Comte d'Artoix rebuilt, rearranged and refnr- nixlied Ills castle from threshold to tur ret. employing 900 workmen day aud night The Marshal tie Houbise re ceived I xhi I s XV. as his guest for a day and night at a cost of £80.000. “I bear." said his majesty to the marshal, who ownl millions, “that you are In debt.” "I will Inquire of my steward and inform your majesty.” replied the host, hiding a yawn lielilud bls band. OARO RTOOK A Physician’s Tests. The Hurt fa lek Intilaas. “ An old school physician of unquestioned etand Ing snd ability baa just tested the Fultoa Coin pound* In three t'Bi»ra with these results : Case No. 1— Mrs. T.. ohronlc Bright's Disease; usiia aH'UHienurla drop*.» etc.: liml* swollen almost t( burMfng. I’suai ires tine nt without result. Undei the Compound the dropsy disappeared In thirty days and laat of the <U»unien In *0 < iwed. Case No. 2—Mr. II . chronic Bright’s Disease of I years' standing; albumen large, dropsy, etc. In t weeks albumen reduced a half, a us a few weekt later albumen dow n to a trace and dronsy entirely gone. Patient Insisted • e well and left tor «u extended trip. (Too early. It ts believed, for per tnanency ) <’a*e No. 8—Mrs. F., Chroulc dlahetee; physicist stale* -typical case, worst I ever saw.' First tea day* pain dixapiiearrd and sugar decreasing. Seo oiid report- "Sugar reduced half; Improvement wonderful; sugar g ttlng les* every teat." •’ A*ked what percentage are curable by tbeaf Coni ouiids, the physician replied: “1 don't know but it iiitist lie lar e- nearly a hundred. If my own case* are any criterion.*' “Attest: H knby 8 F oot «. ••♦»28 Mon'-gouiery 8t.. San Francisco.” Asked what he Individ* ally thought of it. Jndg« Foote repiied: “1 am satisfied the cure has lieen found.” Tlie Boethick Indians of Newfound land, at one time the aboriginal inhab itants of the Island, can now only be counted by one or two skeletons and a few skulls, so completely have they l>een swept away. The French employ ed the Mie Mac Indians of Nova Scotia to tight ugali’st and exterminate them. The Boethii ks were a |>eaceable and quiet race, given to hunting and fish Ing. They list'd canoes made of birch rind and of skins of deer, like the Es kimo csyak. They had no |>ottery and used utensils of birch rind sewed to gether, but they employed soapstone dishes as I hiuiis . their form beiug sim ilar to those among the Eskimos at the Medical works agree that Bright’« Dineane and Diabetes are Incurable, but 87 per cent, are present day. positively recovering under the Fulton Com* They carved deer and walrus horns pounds. (Common forme of kidney complaint and tlie lames of the seal into orna and rheumatiem offe • but short re« 1st a nee ) Price, 11 for the Bright*« Disease aud 81.50 for ments. which they wore on their dress th»* Diabetic Compound. John J. Fulton Co., es, and ornamented their heads with 480 Montgomery St., San Francinco, nole com pounders. Free tests made f r patient«. De combs. The carvings are in triangu ncriptlve pamphlet mailed free. lar patterns, and out of the large col lections in tlie museum nt St. John there are no two ornaments having the same pattern. Their stone Implements were more rudely constructed than The mortality among babies during the thiee teething years is something frightful. those of the western Indians. The census of 1IKM) shows that about one in Save the Baby. TEA ROOT CARVINGS. Fantaatle Wooden Objects That Are Imitation l.nnabier. WKÍTÍNO PAPERS WRAPPING... * “■*' Humor does not abound In the vigor ...Straw and Bludar*’ Board... ous atmosphere of the Ixmdon two- as-S7-.VU-ni girsi Hrwt penny tulx- lietween 7 and S p. m.; Tsl. Mala ISO. Il SAN FKANCIIRXI therefore tlie passengers Jammed up near the fat, Irate womau one evening last week greatly enjoyed tlie follow ing: "Thomas (this very loudly while Jog ging a mild little liusbaud as they both swayed, clutching tlie leather loop« everheadi. get a seat for me, I tell yer." Conciliatory whis|H*rs came from the Bright’« Dlucasc and Diabetes mild man, who glanced timidly at the Are Positively Curable. pasHeiigers his wife was pushing against. Then: “Nonsense! Yer could find Judge Henry 8. Foote, a former member o me a seat easy enough If yer wanted our State Supreme (’hurt Commixaioo, and ou« to.” of the best known jurtMte on the Coa»l, tuakei More agonized whispers from the the following certificate: lnisbaiid and more loud demands from M 1 am asked to oerttfy the following facta > the wife. There was great local re well known phytielan la active pr act foe put tw< lief when an Irreproachably dressed cax?s of Bright s lHeease and one of I>!*l*etas ou the young man politely gave up bls seat. Fulton Compounds. He is willing the resulta ebon!g As tlie woman dropped heavily Into It be known, but for professional reasons without hl» she beamist on him with "Any one name. As the ros ilta arc so aquareljr opposed by al medical works, I was asked to Investigate and rw can see you're not my 'usband, sir.”— port the fa<xs. which 1 did. and I find and oerttfy ai Manchester (England) Guardian. follows : Kaahlosrd In the Orient. From a twenty-year-old mulberry tree 21* pounds of leaves have beeu The fantastic wooden objects which plckeil In a year. come from the far east and are known String beans may lie obtained during as ten root carvings have long liven the tlie entile summer by planting once a lim-is of a prosiH'rous industry In the populous city of Fucbau. Strictly month lor successive supplies. Some trees are much more unfavor- s|H-aking, the name is a misnomer. able to the growth of [limits beneath Some of the carvings are made from them than are others, The worst are old tea roots and tea trunks, but the vast majority, nine-tenths at least, are the yew and the ash. Whenever water is given to [Hit made from the roots and trunks of plants enough should be used tlior- hardwood trees. Tlie carvings are almost Invariably ouglily to wet the soil around the roots. Mere sprinkling of the surface dis's lit made in two parts, a pedestal and one or more hnman figures fitted to the lat tle good. The next time you have a bouquet of ter by pegs and holes. The former is flowers to keep add a very little cam made from a root and the latter from a phor to the water in the vase mid see trunk. The roots are selected with con how ni'ii-li longer Its freshness will be slderiilde care. They must be compara tively free from dry rot. decay and retain« <1. worm holes and must possess a rude One of tlie most satisfactory plants symmetry. 'Ntiey are cleaned, scrub for '.louse culture Is the yellow oxalis. bed and scraped and sawed to about It will blossom freely if given sun anil water, amt Its bronze brown foliage tlie desired size; then the artist with chisel, gouge, knife and pinchers re- sets off its pretty yellow bloom rarely. moves rootlets and roots until the fig lire is completed. Peppermint For SleepleamneNM. The simplest design is a three legged A physician declares that lie finds peppermint water an efficient remedy pedestal, of which the base is a rough for sleeplessness. This is a very sim cylinder of wens and knobs. Any num ple cure, and It will not bring forth ber of legs may la* Hal'd. A curious from tlie organs of professional opin s|M'eimen seen by the writer In the ion any declaration of unsnfeness. It Grand hotel. Yokohama, has fifty legs, is added that a mixture of spirits of wlille tlie I hm I. v lias been so treated ax chloroform and [icppernihit water giv to suggest a horny centlped. A second en in hot water to the victim of insom type of pedestal Is tlie mushroom. A iiia will produce sleep, but perhaps in third type is an animal form, xuch as the case of the admixture of chloro the buffalo tiger, unicorn, elephant or form water may claim a decided share dragon. Nearly always the chisel Is guided by in relieving the trouble. It Is nt least easy to try iieppermint water, and the humor or satire. If It be a saint who theory of Its action is believed to lie is depicted, the look of piety or suffer founded on its effect In withdrawing ing is replaced by a leer or drunken blood from the brain by attracting n grimace; If It be a warrior, every limb and muscle is molded so as to suggest fuller flow to the stomach. decrepitude or a desire to run away. Qttnng Tl, the Invincible soldier lie Aake«l A-mlUM. "What’s the trouble, my boy?” queried prims', is frequently portrayed stand the minister of n young member of his ing on one leg. with the other extended like h professional rope balancer.—New flock. "You look sad.” “And I feel sad.” replied the young York Post. man. “I asked Miss Silverton to be my A Rejected Kovel. wife, anil site declined the honor.” Before he had achieved fame the "That's too bud." said the parson. French novelist Xavier de Montepin, “But it's in accord with the Scriptures, on concluding a long and elaborate which says, 'Ye asked and rcc-eived not tale of aihenture took it, full of ho|>e, beeause ye asked amiss.' ” to n publisher, who promptly declined "Well, w bat would you advise me to It on even the most advantageous do?” queried the youth. terms, to the writer's poignant morti “Next time ask a widow,” reput'd tlie flint Ion. Twenty years afterward this good mini, with a suspicious twinkle in Identical publisher besought at his bis eye.—Chicago News. hands a sensational story, one of those This Is a perfectly splendid liver medicine: Take a deep breath and then eX|H'l the air from the lungs in little puffs, like a donkey engine. Push out all tlie air you (xstsibly can. drawing the abdomen In and tip as far as it will go. The doing of this exercise will probably strike you us beiug so per fectly funny or silly that you will wind up with some of the real thing, which is, of course, better than the imitation. —M»t<r“l!’i Ta’ismsg (LAKE, M9FF1TT 4TIWNE every seven succumbs. The cause is apparent. With baby’s bones hardening, the fontanel (opening in the skull) closing up and its teeth forming, all these coming at once create a demand fur bone material that nearly halt the llttla systems are deficient in. The result Is I eevlshness. weakness, sweating, fever, diar rhoea, brain troubles, convulsions, etc., that prove terribly fatal. The deaths In lnoo under three years were 304,5*88, to say nothing of the vast number outside the big cities that were not reported, and this in the Unit«ni States alone. When baby begins to sweat, worry or cry out in sleep don't wait, and the need h neither medicine nor narcotics. What the little system is crying out for Is more bone material. Sweetman’s Teething Food sup plies It.. It has saved the lives of thousands of babies. They begin to improve within forty-eight hours. Here Is what physicians think of It. 2934 Washington St., San Francisco, June 2, lt*02. Gentlemen- I am prescribing your food in the multitude of baby troubles due to im peded dentition. A large percentage of in fantile ills and fatalities are the result of slow teething. Tour food supplies what the deficient system demands, and I have had surprising success with tt. '^n scores of cases this diet, given with their regular food, has not failed to check the Infantile distresses. Several of the more serious rases would, 1 feel sure, have been fatal without it. It can not be too quickly brought to the attention of the mothers of the country. It Is an ab solute necessity. L. C. MENDEL, M. D. Petaluma, Cal., September 1, 1902. Dear Sirs—I have just tried the teething food in two cases and in both It was a suc- < ess. One was a very serious case, so criti cal that it was brought to me from another city for treatment. Fatal results were feared. In three days the baby ceased worrying and commenced eating and is now well. Its action in this case was remarkable. I would ad vise you to put It In every drug store In this city. Yours, I. M PROCTOR, M. D. Sweetman's Teething Food will carry baby safely and comfortably through the moat dan gerous period of child life. It renders lanc ing ot the gums unnecessary. It Is the safest plan and a blessing to the baby to not wait for symptoms but to commence giving it the fourth or fifth month. Then all the teeth will come healthfully, without pain, dis tress or isneing. It is an auxiliary to their regular diet and easily taken. Price 50 cents (enough for six weeks), sent postpaid on re ceipt of price. Pacific Coast Agents, Inland Drug Co., Mills Building, Ban Francisco. A Csrloufl Tree, There is a peculiar tree in the foreati ot central India which lias ino«t curl- on« characteristic’s. The leaves of the tree are of a highly sensitive nature and so full of electricity that whoever touches one of them receives an elec tric sh<M*k. It has a very singular ef fect upon a magnetic needle and will influence it at a distance of even seven ty feet. The electrical strength of the trees varies according to the time of day. it lieing strongest at midday and weakest at midnight. In wet weather its powers disappear altogether. Birds never approach the tree, nor have in sects ever been seen iqHm It Wanted All Good People Nice. serials which were tlie delight of gri settes. offering any price within rea son. “Well," said De Montepin. “I will oblige you, but my terms must be somewhat heavy. I want £4,000.” Aft er many protests It was paid. In telling the story De Moutepiu Ilia'll to add. “The best of the business was that It was the very same story which lie bad previously rejected and which I had In various directions en dcr.vored In vain to dispose of." Those who have complained that vir tue is uninteresting have usually been branded as cynics or, worse, as people trying to be clever. To all such this true story of a little girl may come as consolation, for “out of the mouths,** etc. Little Alice bad t>eeii put to bed and told to say her prayers. “O God.” she prayed, “make all the bad people good and make all the good people— all the good people—all the good people nicer—New York Tribune. Snake Bite aat Whisky. Fatherlg Finesse. Father-I forbid you to allow that There Is not on record an authentl rated esse of snake, b'tc cured by aaphended. to euter fhe^ whisky Plenty of individuals bitten house again! while under the influence of liquor Daughter—Rut I love him! have died, and largo, amounts of alco Father-! shall disinherit you! 1 ahull hol have failed to save life in many shoot him! I shall— cases. Only about one in six of those Daughter—Boo-boo oo! bitten by venomous snakes dies. The (Later.) remaining five are cured by anything Father 8ay. wife, tie sure you they happen to have taken. Stlroua double Gwendoline allowance today tlon Is excellent but the giving of and give it to her early. I think she 1» wlilsky to drunkenness by lowering the going to elo|»e with young Nquilldlgg« resistive vitality has undoubtedly been tonight.—Ban Francisco Bulletin. a causative factor in many deaths sup posedly from snake bite that would Power of Cerna on Bad Ryes. otherwise not have occurred.-Ameri The ruby was considered good for can Medicine. derangement of tlie liver as well as for l»ad eyes. Tlie sapphire and enter- aid were also credited with properties Th* Ckar*s. Rloldis—I hear you lost your suit. which rendered them capable of iidhi encl ng upliihali’iic disorders, and there Was the Judge's charge unfavorable? Sloblis—Oh. I'm not kicking about Is a superstitions l»elief that serpents that What makes me sore is my law are blinded by looking st the latter stone. yer's charge.—Philadelphia Record. Tbe bnsfroas man who clutters up bls Wrinkles cotne, the face fades, hut the soul speaks Just as eloquently from brain with some other fellow s “sue- the eye where hope baa conquered cess max Ims” is pretty certain to score a nnick failure. —Dm ver Republican. care. -Schoolmaster.