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4 neat in my aUiiv, < ven though tlie gar CORN BREAD. ELEPHANTS. MISCELLANY NEW SHORT STORIES ments me f <dvd aid unbecoming. i CHOICE Fund Recollections of che Haya of Few Grow Mine Feet Hitch, the Ma fairly hate ugly • <>:hes, and I could be Earl*' Ds*i nt Anthracite Coal. Double«, the Horcake and Flapjacks. jority Brian toiler Eight Feet. I reliellmus ami unhappy f all the time, STORY OF A FAMOUS POEM I It is Just a century ago that Daniel At a London entertainment recently With good meal and a cook following The average term of au elephant’s but if it I allowed m.Vseit myself to get In that Fell made the first successful test of Sir Frank Buruan . the celebrated How Gray’« "Elesx” Made It* Flrat uuenviab e frame of mind, whvie would bard coal in l.uzerue county, Pa., for English humorist and editor of Puiieb. the lessons und traditions of the oil life, although there is no precise In regime deliciuus bread may be bake! formation ou the point, is seventy or Public Appearauc«. lie the happy home-life for myself ami heating purposes. It Is said that the and Robert Noble Acutt, who is well of Indian meal. But we have graw eighty years. The elephant Is not In Kite time, anil tlieri l'f bangs a tale. One of the most celebrated of eight the children? He thinks 1 don’t care, Indians knew of the "black stones” known in South Africa, had a rather doubts whether it can I k - baked us wel full vigor und strength till thirty five. eenth century poems. Gray's "Elegy.” In this instance, however, it shows (be and made pi|*e bowls of them. Mora awkward e; The latter, it in a stove as in an open fireplace; but The most ready way of forming au ap but I do care and most bitterly at made its first public appearance iu the shrewdness of the man tn business who vian missionaries early came across appears, arrl and soon became alas, of the lutter only a few remain. proximate idea of the age is by the ahaiw of a hurriedly printed pamphlet, is ever alert to keep Jiia pet Uobby lie- times.” the strange mineral in their long Jour emliarrassed by |Mnple whom lie never » » * * • The asheake. of course, must have amount of turn over of the upper edge which was sold for sixpence. This pub fore the people. Early in the summer neys through tlie woods. Even after ■aw before smiling and Imwlng. The ashes. They are indispensable. At of the ear. In young animals, some "Marguerite----- I n answer toy *i r lication wus the result of u curious months a queer ami lather mysterious the coal had begun to lie mined it was South African returned tlie nials. But race for priority. Gray completed the . . .Ki juestiou I will Huy, keep your eyes open difficult to sell any. '1 he people dill matters went too far when an elderly well try to produce a mint Julep witl- times up to the age of eight or nine looking little object appealed floating poem some time in 175*.), but had no io all tlie little particulars that go far to not understand how to use It and as- lady rushed up to him and almost fold oiit mint, on tlie other baud, "fia|- years, tlie edge is quite straight. It. Immediate intention of publishing it. in space away above the buildings; in make the machinery of society life run serted that it would not burn. Signed ed him in her cnpiicloiis arms, witli tlie Jaeks" need only a well greased frying however, then begins to turn over, and A copy, however, found its way into tact, it was so high in the heavens that smoothly anil without a single jar. If certificates that "stone coal will burn” remark: "How do you do. Sir Frank? pan. I>ut skill is required to turn tlieti. by the time the animal, is thirty the That is done by pitching them out </ edges lap over to the extent of an inch, the hands ot a Mr. Owen, the publish it seemed l»it a my re ipeek. Hundreds you ale oliserving you will sism find luid to lie sold intending purchasers. Delighted to see you." When Mr. tlie pan into tlie air and making then anil between this age anil sixty this er and proprietor of the Magazine of of people watched it and queried what Even ns late ns 1821 the Lehigh and Aeiitt realized that lie was iwing taken Magazines, a recently established |asi- it might lie. Some decided that it was your wav out of the “wilderness,” as Navigation company sent but 3*15 tons for tlie editor of Punch, he .»as per come down flap on tlie other side. Tl»‘ increases to two inches or slightly lalieal. and he wrote to the poet stat a glorious creation of (lie Chinese art in you term it. I n regard to calls: When to Philadelphia. Hard coal was tirst plexed. In Hie midst of ills emliiirrtiss corn pone may be cooked in a stove er more. Extravagant ideas are held as to tlie height of an elephant. Such a ing his intention of printing it in his kites that had slipped away from its one culls in ;>erson tlie name of the successfully used at the wire mills of inent lie saw Hie real Burmind coming range. Tlie hotcake was originally cookcl tiling as an elephant measuring ten caller is given verbally to the servant White A Hazard. Falls of Schuylkill, magazine, and asking bis co-operation. and resolved to ask Ills advice. He owner, but gradually it came down on a hoe tn tlie tieliis and iu the negro feet at tlie shoulder does not exist in The propoual was not at all agreeable who opens tin* liisir. Tlie card is not through an accident In Decemlier, walked up to him and said. "Sir Frank to Gray, but,seeing that publication was nearer tlieeartli and assumed the shape ‘ I usually sent up, except by a stranger. ISl I. The coal cost $28 a ton. But Burmind. I believe?” Tin* distinguished cabin. A skillet will do well enough India or Burma. Sanderson, who Is ad inevitable, be wrote at once to Horace of a fancy pennant advertising some However, if there is difficulty in mak the men coidd not ignite it. In exas author started and said in an affected for it. l»ut must be well greased at the mitted to lie the best authority on the Wal|M>le explaining tlie circumstance new cigar. Since tIn n a numlier of ing theservant understand the name or peration they pitched a quantity of sepulchral tone. “Yes." “You'll ex bottom. So. too, witli respect to egg subject, says tlie largest male lie ever or batter bread. As for corn muffins, met with measured 0 feet 10 inches and asking liiui to get Dodsfey to print these advertisements for different firms distinguish it from some other simiiar <'< mi I into a furnace, shut the doors cuse me. Sir Frank, but the fact Is I tlie appliimes of a range are admira and tlie tallest female 8 feet 5 inches. it lmmislli tely, but without the au have lieen seen floating on slender eonis name, then to avoid mistakes it is l>et- mill went about some other work. wanted your advice. If you will kindly bly adapt, n I to them. Tlie majority of elephants, however, thor's luuje. Walpole handed tlie across tlie blue dome of heaven, and Some hours later the furnace doors give it tn a stranger. Ever since I We wish some millionaire would tit are below eight feet, and an animal poem to Doilsley on Feb. 12. 1751. and they are read by old and young. How ter to semi the card up. Of course, if wen* found to l><* rial hot and the In came into tills affair 1 have been taken up a Vipfinia country home in ante rarely reaches nine feet, the female on the 2*>th a copy was in Gray's hands can they help it, when they are flaunt the hostess is not at I ioiii F you leave terior a muss of tin*. William Henry, for you. and"— ‘ I don't wonder." In your card, On the occasion of n first a nianufiieturer of’muskets near Naza terrupted Sir Frank. "I thought you bellum style and among other things being slightly shorter than the male. at t'uiubrliIge, so that It was probably ing llieir cleverly constructed adver have iu it a big open fireplace, a black The carcass of an elephant 7 feet 4 inch published ill London on tlie I St h or call a card is left oil the hall table or reth. hail secured some of the coal in were myself!” Tills wag too much for cook in a gingham dress, witli a red es tall weighed in iwirtions gave if total lbtli. Tlie Magazine of Magazines for tisement, written to catch the passing otiiei place provided, even though the 1708 for bis forges. His blacksmith Mr. Acutt, and ns n result of tlie mer bandanna on her head, and also have weight of 3.000 pounds, so nn elephant February, according to tlie then mis glance of liie multitude Ilmt come and caller has been received by the hostess. told him tlie neighbors called him a riment Sir Frank ami Ids double are a half acre mint bed. an icehouse and weighing two tons should lie common go in an endless precession? “ Don ’ t |, tom. was lubllslieil toward I lie end of This is a gentle reminder that the ac fool for trying to burn the "black now personally acquainted. mi old time garden filled witli raspber enough. Tlie skin wits about three- the month, and may have come out on know w Im was the originator of this quaintance has la'4)i duly ami formally stones.” In 1808, however, he built a ries and g xjseberries. thyme, sage, cur- fourths of an Inch thick. tlie snme <kiy. 'I'lie rival editions must sky advertising,’' said u gentleman the Tin- Deacons Were Provided For. i rants and all tlie ordinary table vege ^¡«u of -^sequent mill ami successfully used hard coal have appeired, it is pretty safe to say. oilier day as lie lead the various lloat- begun. On the* At a chuii'b function in which Bish tables. in It. 1» at home, no calls when pie TACTLESS FANNY. within a f*w flours of each other. Tlie ng suggestions. “Neither do I,’’ re op l’otter recently took part, says the Wlion one of those old time homes 'pt when it is i:,|H*n,lve 11«,He. action of tlie magazine editor was plied liis friend, “liut I'll warrant who cards are mpf Hrooklj 11 Engle, several ili'.'iisms hap ami gardens ami gitcnens i* restored JttiiHUNrhrk'fl HmMon For Openta* ictakes. “Tlie rive loimlri'd dollars for a pair of pened hardly Justifiable, but '«tJaid^be read ever it le lie Is a Yankee all right. It’s to avert tin- se*< be present, on«- or them mid tlie host and hostess have entered Her Seaion In Syracuse. tug world umior a debt of obligation personal eunl I s .' d ¡‘■lesentative of its stockings! Tills seems like a Babylo- culled tile bishop's attention to tlmt into possession, we desire to be listed a elever thing to have thought of, too. ’ ’ A Syracuse man tells a story of Mme. by forcing the jhh ' iu Into print. Sev sliop in nian dream, yet there is a passage in tlie liturgy which teails, "O owner and not her accompaniment.” as a frequent guest, witli a reserved Janauscliek when she was a prominent » » » » eral orlgllUl copies of the "Elegy" In In l ulling where no Help is kept ami a Fifth nvetiue, New York, which actu all ye priests of tin1 Lord, bless ye tlie seat In tlie chimney corner, Then all star, 'i'lie wily advance agent went to the poet's writing are in existence. ally Ims them on sale. It must not be “Someone a few years back decided memlierof the family >iml possibly the Lord." and complained tlmt there was we sliall want will be tlie zest, the ap Syracuse a week or so before tlie local One, wlrfeh was sold for $1,15*) at tlmt it would lie a good thing to adver supposed Hint they come In boxes of “no mention of us deacons." petite. tlie voraciousness we possessed hostess herself opens tile door, it would Sotheby’s In 1875, was especially in tise alsmt the piers of the wliarf. It half a dozen pairs, yet a single pair of “Yes. indeed there Is." replied tlie wlien we could eat eighteen rolls and theater opened there for the season lie in bail taste to use a visiting caul, pedal teguments brought this price. bishop. "Don't you remember. '*> nil and proceeded to till up the guileless teresting from the numln'r of «'orrec- six eggs for breakfast and consume a was all right and worked like a charm. unless it being a “first call.” You can tions and erasures made by tlie au Who bought '«'in? S-Ii. s Ii! Was It Lil ye green tilings upon tin* earth, bless whole watermelon between meals. But. newspaper men with the statement Hint Jnnauscliek luid said that she thor's hand. In this manuscript Gray But people who had the say in giving find an opportunity to drop a card un lian Russell? No, Indeed, though the ye tlie Lord.' ” alas. it would lie easier to restore old would open her season in that place or bad sulistItiited “Cromwell” and "Mil permission to place the advertisements obtrusively into the basket, if such a "airy fairy one” Ims plenty in her walls ami open fireplaces than to bring not at all. Her manager wanted Chi VImi tor* at the Clinteiiu. ton” for “Caesar and “Tully” as he hail discovered that it was such a line receptacle should lie in riach, but if you wardrobe that cost $100 or so. This back tlie digestion and storage capacity George Ade Is repenting a story lie of a youth that's gone, of a time that’s cago. but offered to compromise on originally written. His friend Mason scheme that they raised the price for cannot do thia without conspicuous pair was bought for a lady of rank Is said to have suggested this altera the privilege and finally took it out of eil'ort the card is better ignored. At an and social distinction. Tlie conclusion hearil recently and which, according past and never can return.—Richmond Boston or Philadelphia, but tin* ma- dume was firm. must not be Jumped nt because tin* to tlie Irrepressible and entertaining 1 Hspatch. tion as well as the title of tlie poem, the liands.ot the originators of the idea “at home,” where the peoplearecoining Duchess of Marlborough 1ms departed “Biff” Hall, runs as follows: Naturally Syracuse was delighted at which Gray at tirst simply called altogether. Noone can say nay to the tlie lion««'. Janauscliek got pages of and going in a stiady stream during tlmt she was tlie favored one. Indeed Mr. and Mrs. Wilton laieknye last “Stanzas.”— Golden Penny. THE COOKBOOK. originator of the sky advertising, pro reception hours, cards are indispensable. advance notices, anil when the opening it nmy. lie said in confidence tlmt she summer visited tlie suburban home of viding lie can procure permission ot the It is no longer considered necessary to was not tlie recipient. Yet a young Henry E. Dixey nt Mount Vernon. N. night came tlie theater was packed ns Put a pinch of bicarbonate of soda DEER IN THE WOODS. never before. owner of somy high building to anchor leave a card for each of the ladles in Hie beau of tlie modern Babylon actually Y.. where tlie comedian lias n bijou In the water when boiling salmon, After the first act an ambitious re liis advertising kite.’’ Their Ap|»enrnnce Decrlvm All but household; one card answers the pur pushed $500 in currency across tlie cottage of five rooms. Mr. Dixey had This makes it a beautiful red color. porter "went behind” to interview counter to settle for a single pair of » » » » carefully rehearsed tlie village liack- the Ohl Hunter. pose. In ea“e of a guest in the liouse- When roasting fowls, put them into Mme. Janauscliek. Next to the difficulty of comprehend S ou would be surprised to know how hold, a separate card is left for her. I hose. Yes, they were silk, but they an intensely hot oven until carefully "Syracuse feels very proud that you were also something more. Wonderful ing the wonderful senses of tlie deer is many people ale making their living, have reached my limit, space forbidding browned: after that cook slowly, bast have started here tills season.” lie ly wrought flowers ii«' luce set in em that of understanding liow one looks in ing frequently. and a goiMl one, too, by writing adver- that I continue this article, but will said, “and my paper would like to tell the woods. Your ideas are necessarily tisements and designing or creating I give you the rest of the information you eralds and rubies entured into tlie When gravy is being made from the people for you why you have so scheme of decoration, tlie wliole giv taken from pictures or from sluffid roast veal, lamb, beef or chicken, use honored us." ing an effect well, tlie effect nmy be deer or tame ones In a park. You are new and attractive ails. Hint will tempt desire next week, milk instead of water added to the "Great Leavens,” said the tactless people to read them. One big firm in Imagined. almost certain to be looking for ii deer, brown drippings left in tlie pan after Fanny, "1 had to open some place!”-- New York spends thousands of dollars whereas you might better lie looking BRIEF REVIEW. tlie fat lias been poured off. Chicago Record-Hera Id. Trick* of the Tritile, for anything else. In tlie woods you every year for a novel and attractive Before linking a bluefish the creole In the laboratory of the Massachu seldom we half of a deer and generally advertisement suitable for tlie holidays. Drink Habit in Russia. How to Head History. cooks pour over it a sauce made from setts stati' board of health a package much less, often only a part of tlie They are sent out broadcast over the fresh or canned tomatoes in which Perhaps the best way to read history the of honey in tlie conili of which is a In the general moral progress of shoulder, or only an ear over a log or a land, and usually are so dainty that garlic is ehoppi'd. it is then baked un Is to take up the life of some great fig demi bee. drowned in Its own sweet leg under it. a bit of rump projecting they are kept as works of art for the peasan*ry the Russian Drink Monojsily til tlie flesh of tlie fish flakes, admitting ure that attracts our imagination and which now embraces all European Rus- ness. holds a prominent place, but frotu a bush or a head and Lit of the tin1 sauce. la> drawn by, that into the study of tlie next twelve months or until something I sia, is a very important factor, says tlie unromantic analyst tells you that neck reaching up for leaves. Tlie ar honey is an artificial product and For a quick cake beat until thick general stage Upon which lie was only cade of maple lit up by tlie scarlet of else is sent out by tin* same firm to take Pilgrim. I'lie monopoly lues decreased bee was placed there to deceive four eggs; add four tablespoonfuls of a single actor. Certainly It is not a the ginseng and bush cranberry, tlie its place. It is an age of advertising, the number of drink shops by alsiut buyer. sugar, half a cupful of flour, a little good plan to begin with those elabo little arlsir where the wild imp is yel and “ad. writing,” as it is termed, has six-sevenths, but it has failed to de- It is asserted on good authority that cinnamon and lemon rind; beat well rate documentary histories in which lowing over the thorn apples on which gotten to be a business of its own. I crease consumption, and has led to in- Vermont publishers have received or ami spread on a baking pan; bake in you cannot see the wood for tile trees, half a dozen ruffed grouse are taking Many who take up this line of work It is better to be wrong in a few of | creased street drinking, secret distilling ders to forward thousands of papers to quick oven anil cut at once. their breakfast, tlie edge of the pool devote mouths of gissi hard study pre-1 abuses' your facts or even contract a lilas from Iowa. Are tlie lownns anxious to in .............. ..... In its immediate Cooking teachers say that the ingre where the trout flashes through the paring for it, lint it pays him well in dients for pancakes, fritters and the some partisan historian than to lose I purpose it has hitherto failed. But one form themselves concerning tlie every water over which the ehelone I n «till the end, for lie invariably commands a of the accompanying measures is likely day happenings in the Green Mountain like should be mixed fully two hours yourself in a morass of documents, nodding, or the darksome glade where State? No. These papers are used to before the batter Is needed* This, they says Success. the golden petals of the witch hazel good salary. to play a very beneficial part in Russian « « « « Tlie best histories are tin' vlvldest. wrap up tlie Iowa made but Vermont explain, gives the flour a chance to are closing the floral march of tlie year social development. That is, the in labeled maple sugar, a product com If they occasionally lend you astray, Window-dressing is another business swell, ami the batter is better mid would all make lovely frames for that stitution of a Board of Guardians of pound'd of hickory bark and glucose, you can always correct them by the more wholesome. charming artist's deer with individual wliich is a novel and attractive way of Public Sobriety. The function of these imide into cakes tlie size and shape of more sober colored chronicles, M uitiii - hairs all glistening, the dark dew tnakinga living. «Somefew ladies have lay may have been prejudiced. ami so boards is to create counter attractions to the Vermont product, wrapped In A Clever Home, claws shining, find even the split in tlie taken it up, but it is work that is usu newspapers published in tlmt state, la A great many horses are fed on tlie may Froude. and so undoubtedly was hoof flushing artistic light from Its ally given to a gentleman who devotes drink; and each board has a branch beled "Pure Vermont Maple Sugar.” so, again, was Gibbon; yet. “MV LORD. THE I'AIIIUAUE WAITS.” streets from “catbags" drawn up over Carlyle: SO. edges, But the glittering tines. I the most of his time to arranging show and a district representative, so that Even the elect are deceived. none the less, these are the great his their noses and wabbling about in a man. who wore a long linen duster proud neck of the sculptured war windows. I watched a young man the there are now in Russia about 20,000 and a wisp of whisker on liis chin, manner yhicli must make it very un torlnns, tlie historians who set you up florae, the shaggy chest and bulging persons whose chief duty it is to tight on the peaks of time ami enable you other day dressing a lot of dummy fig A I niverNttl LiuiKting»*. and when the guests alighted from comfortable to eat one’s dinner in that rump with tail full of shining hairs the drink evil. The boards have es Esperanto is tlie hopeful mime of a the train and were welcomed by their way. The Boston Herald tells of a to see history as It lies beneath in wide are not there except nt long Intervals ures in a show-window of one of our tablished all over the country thou views and broad masses. when you may rout an old fool out of lug drygoods houses in San Francisco. sands of tea houses, cheap dining-rooms, new universal language. Tlie struc host tlie hackman stepped up ami bright horse down In “Pie Alley” ture of Esperanto is simple and its had nearly reached the bottom which said: bed and get him twisted as to tlie Olle after another he undressed and re Te*a* Vernarolar. temperance inns, and shelters for the roots few. There are only seventeen "My lord, the carriage waits." Anil of his bag. It wabbled awfully, but points of the compass T. S. Van Dyke attired in some of the new novelties in "Speaking of Texas.” said a young workingmen; and they have built or grammatical rules, which for rending the oats were sweet and lie was hun- Mr. Dixey replied. “ "Lis well. Gonza- in Outing. fall and winter suits. Ort' came the subsidized hundreds of ‘’People's Thea purposes may be ignored. Tlie time bo.” He then led the way to the gry. In front of him stood a wagon, lawyer who once lived in the Lone dresses in a flash, in, went tlie dainty Star State to tlie New Orleans Tlines- A Bit ot Naval Red Tape. ters" and lecture halls; I n these halls in which it can be acquired limy be town hack, and when "Gonznlio" got mid the wagon had a wheel. Ilappy Democrat. “reminds me of a peculiar The following story Illustrates the se skirts and brand-new suit. The hat reckoned in hours. Invented by a thought ! He walked up to tlie wheel. on tlie box lie turned deferentially and sometimes in the open air lec verity of naval regulation,s and tlie was tilted just so and gave the most co Russian physician, one ZanienliotY, in and asked: rested his canvas bag on the top of it conversation I heard In a grocery tures are given Upon the evils of drink, store a few years ago In one of tlie strictness of the late Rear Admiral quettish air imaginable. A stylish urn» 1887. it has of late made vast strides, "Where to, your grace?" And Mr. and finished bls dinner to tlie last oat Skerrett. Admiral Skerrett was at tlie brella was placed in her hand, anil upon hygiene, history, literature and and its adherents, to lie found mainly, Dixey said, "To tlie chateau.” And in a comfortable, leisurely fashion and smaller places of tlie state, and the with a twinkle in his eye. If that was story will amply illustrate the pecul time of the incident a captain, and an behold the dummy ready for a prome domestic economy. The boards h I soih *- lint not exclusively, in Latin countries, Mr. Lackaye fell out of tlie back. not a triumph of mind over matter, iarities of the vermicular In certain officer who had been charged with an nade. Another one was attired in a cupy themselves with the free distri France, Spain, Canada, etc., have been more remote parts of Texas. 1 hap wlint was it? offeuse and ordered under arrest pre costume suitable for an afternoon tea: bution of pamphlets against drink, estimated at 80.000. It is patronized l,nuglH*<l nt Ilin Tragedy. pened to l>e in tlie grocery store in sented himself to lie arrested. Tlie reg by tlie Touring Club de France, and and in favor of w holesome living. When the fretful critic Cumberland question when a little girl came in to HoW to Keep Young. ulations provide that on such an occa another to represent a sweet,- pretty betwixt its professors, of whatever said of a performance of "The School One of the secrets of keeping young, buy some eggs, and tlie following con sion the officer shall be in full dress and home dress, and then there Was still kindred or nation, there has come to For Scandal” that lie was surprised A Machine that Increases Power. vigorous and supple Jointed is to con versation was carried mi between tlie wear a sword. The officer wore his another in ail elegant party dress, all subsist a sort of "freemasonry. ” The tlmt it provoked such immoderate A successful test has been made at the gauze and silk and lace, and enough to uniform, but hail no sword. propagation of tlie language is carried laughter, as it did uot make him even tinue to practice the activities of youth girl and tlie keeper of the place: 'Ain't Pound Manufacturing < 'ompany's plant you got no eggs?' asked tlie little girl. on in five reviews: "Tlie Esperantiste” smile, Sheridan, the wit, orator and and to refuse to allow the mind to “I can’t arrest you.” said Captain make the party-going girls turn green Skerrett, looking for the missing sword, with envy. A dainty laee fan to match in Lockport, N.Y., of a machine which (France). “Tlie Lingao Internacia” playwright, is said to have remarked, stiffen tlie muscles by its suggestion ‘I ain't said 1 ain't,' the storekeeper re plied, whereupon the little girl replied "unless you come prepared to submit the costume was placed in her hand. will beyond doubt revolutionize the ap (Hungary). "Tlie Luino” (Canada). “Cumberland is truly ungrateful, for I of age limitations. If men like Peter plication ot power. The inventor is "Tlie Romllranto” (Bulgaria) anil "Tlie saw a tragedy of bis played a fort Cooper and William E. Gladstone, wlio after tliis fashion: ‘1 ain't ask you Is your sword to me.” How deftly he managed it all, and was you ain't you. I ask you is you is you. Tlie officer explained that he had not Harry L. Wright of < 'hicago. Tlie ma Esperanto" (Spain). night before at (Nivent Garden, and I kept up the vitalizing exercises of ro Ain’t you?’ That’s tlie way they (all, seemingly wholly oblivious of the group bust manhood when far Into the received bls sword from home, al chine promises to give railroads 125s laughed from beginning to end.” of interested people (all ladies) who I eighties, had succumbed at forty to the some sections of the state. Tlie little though It bad been expressed to him. A M un I cii I llnllot Box. mile-per-hour locomotives and to give thought of approaching age. how much lassie who used the expression made “Well, you’ll have to get one,” was watched him from the street. He did ocean steamships power that will over Here is a suggestion from Paris Ilatl Only Kitnmelf to Blume. not have to wrestle with the hooks and of their valuable life work would have herself clear and site got tlie eggs.” the reply. In his book, "The Outspan.” J. P. come the momentum of an ocean grey which might Increase registration and remained undone!—Success. buttons for they seemed to fall in place. So the officer skirmished about in the attract tlie dilatory to the polls. One Fitzpatrick tells tills story: “A person 1’uiilnlininit In Persia. hound in hue minute instead of live navy yard for some one who had a ingenious person there puts forward a of my acquaintance wits once referred « « « « Among the Persians tin* usual mode minutes now required to reverse a large Tlx- Hint W.« Taken. sword to lend. Finding one, tlie ot- of punishment is the bastinado, from Hpeaking of clothes reminds Polly of steamship. The new engine is, proper new scheme of his own. Why not make to in an up country newspaper ns '.Mr. Johnnie Me*'raw was a bit of a char which men of tlie highest rank are not «turned to Captain Skerrett voting an attractive pastime? lie Chlmmage.’ He wrote to tlie editor.'ex- a little incident that happened the ly speaking, a mechanism devised to in acter in a country village In tlie north ! promptly and regularly put argues. To tills end lie Ims Invented a plainlng that liis name was not ‘(’him- exempt., It is inflicted witli very great .best, according to regulations, other day. A gentleman who, under crease the power and speed of any of musical ballot box. This Instrument inage,' but ’Shlmmelovitch.' Tlie editor of Scotland. He lived on tlie charity severity, frequently so as to render the any and all circumstances looks like he elpbia Telegraph. the reciprocating type of engine. I><e plays popular tunes nt intervals while in making the correction added. ‘He of (lie villagers, but sometimes found sufferer almost a cripple for life. The had just come out of a bandliox so ex ing away with the crank ami rods, it the polls are open for tlie amusement has only himself to blame for tlie fact It particularly hard work to do so. victim Is thrown upon Ids face and each PrcMence of Mind. One day. when the springs of sym tremely neat and precise is he in his of electors, who will thus be persundeil being known.’ ” foot is pushed through a loop of strong ry when president of France dress, said to liis lietter half, “I think increases power by means of a spiral not to neglect to vote. Moreover, this pathy seemed to have dried up. John coni attached to a pole, which is raised shaft cross-head and a stub shaft, which ■asion extricated himself from Bonded by Statue. nie made his way to the house of the horizontally by men, wild,' twisting it contrivance possesses another advan nient with wonderful pres a wife and mother should endeavor to gives a leverage hitherto unknown in tage. It records votes automatically Before Pitt died early last century local doctor and said: round, tighten the ropes am) render lind. He was being conducted lisik her very best at home. It is there any type of engine. "I’ve come to get a’ my teeth taken tlie feet Immovable. Two executioners and musically. When the one hun more than $15.000 was subscribed by . .«a the salon by an eminent artist. she reigns, there tliat homage is paid dredth paper 1ms been dropped In, it his admirers toward the erection of a oot. doctor.” then strike tlie sole alternately with Jien lie saw a painting which dis toiler, and there is no one who appre-I Tlie electric tramcars at Coventry, will piny a certain tune. The two hun statue in bls honor. Then the Joke be “Dear me!” said the medical man. ■witches of the pomegranate tree well 's«‘d him. “What a daub!” lie ex elates more the becoming dress and Eng., are temporarily converted into dredth will start a second ami a differ came current that lie was bound over “What's wrung wl’ them?” steeped In water to render them sup L •<!. "Wliose is it?........ Flint pic neat and tidy appearance than her loy-l postoflices at night. J titter boxes are ent melody. ami so on. The only diffi in this sum for ids good behavior dur “Oil, they’re a' richt. but I've nae [de. A store of these switches Is gen- , le 1 'i .'si,|<*nlsai'l hi- • use for them; I've tiaething to eat.” al subjects in tlie home circle.” No attached to cars runniir* into the city culty which may arise is thnt it may ing the rest of bis life. erally ready for use in the pond which Lown work.” “Ab!” said tlie one loves dainty attire more than his “Yes.” said the doctor, who saw the he found Impossible to tear electors from until ing districts, enabling the adjoins the courtyards of the Imuses of kvltliout any sign of embar Will Try to Cultivate lln.iiboo. joke; “here’s sixpence for you to get * the great. The punishment frequently wife, and n<> one eraves Hie beautiful public to |s>st letters at the various away from the enchanting sounds of yJSt ids awkw iii-d mistake. “In loa f . ” — 1 ’ ea rson's. the musical ballot. Bamboo Is the very mainstay of Ja lasts for an hour or until the unfortu N ' A’, when we particularly wish and In-coming tilings of tliis life more stoppages eti route. By this means let pan. and it Is a material which would nate victim faints from pain. a thing, we always begin than she ilm-s. He didn’t intend it, ters may be posted two hours later than Dejienil* on Clrcnmstancea, A Grand Blase. find many uses in this country if it did k^^^Ag it down.” And, true to liis lint tlie little arrow went home, and her tlie dispatch from the postofllce in tlie She—Do you regard mai-rlage as Farmer—You had a ire at the manse not cost so much to import. The agri Terminal Not Yet Arranaed. *4 purchased the offending pnint eyes tilled w ith tears as she hastily left locality. this morning. Any serious loss? cultural department Is therefore trying necessity or a luxury? “You have discovered a new disease, He — Well, when a man marries _ V ire and then. ■ the riMUn to hide her feelings. “Jack Minister Yi-s; fen years' sermons to Introduce Its cultivation here. It r<- have you, doctor? What are you go Tlie world's nine production in 11)01 doesn't seem to remember that there were completely burned. quires a hot climate, with plenty of cross eyed girl who says silly things, ing to call It?” III. Man*- Thought*. ineieased 28,237 tons over 1U00. The whose nose turns up at the end and Farmer (with a memory of many t. moisture tn the r<«>ts, and It will not are six children to lie clothed ami fed in "That is a matter requiring some have “Don’t you sometimes largest Increase was in the Rhine dis weary Sunday morning) Mon. they stand frost. It Is believed that It will whose father is worth about $2,000.000, orr house now. Every one of them has thought,” responded tlie eminent med thoughts,” asked the soulful 1 young trict of Europe, 12,085 tons; the next made a gran' blaze, they were so dry. flourish on the waste lands of tile I should say ft was a necessity.Chi ical specialist. "I have decided upon thing, “that are absolutely i nnutter inherited the love for pretty things. largest, the I’nited Stall's, 12,802 tons. ye ken. London Tit-Bits. cago Record Herald. southwest. a name so far ns tlie first three or four They want to be well dressed, and in able?” syllables are concerned, but have not Her Version of the Ellen Incident. “I do. miss,” answered the old poet fact they have to, for they all attend A Matter For Wonder. Seventy thousand cochineal insects Eton college was founded In 1140. made up my inInd yet whether to clas ”1 suppose you regard Eve as to "And sometimes when I am digging sehool and they can’t go shabby. Home Mrs. Peck twho has returned from go to a single |s>uml of dried cochineal. Next to Winchester. It Is the oldest of blame for tempting Adam to ent tlie sify it as an ‘itla’ or an ‘oais.’Chica Niagara)—1 stood speechless— for a rhyme that won't come 1 have one has to do it though, and I, of course, St. apple?” thoughts that are absolutely unprint must accept the inevitable. It takes as The world's crop of cochineal is from England's grcnt public schools Mr. Peek—Wonderful, wonderful! go Tribune.________ ________ Paul's comes next, having been found 300 to 5110 tons. "Not nt all.” answered Miss Cayenne. (To himself)—1 wonder how Niagara All He Needed. able,”—Chicago Tribune. much to make my two daughters suits ed In 1512 “Eve was too generous to want tlie np did it? Detroit Free Press. Ascum — I hear that French count as it does forme. The material is never Cutting the Counselor Short. Modern inks only date from I7U8, at pie all for herself, and Adam was uot four wife and daughter met abroad Is When a woman has n weak case, she gentleman enough to let her linve it.” A Word Too Mach. “Do you give me credit for w ’ Ia ex|>ensive, but there are the linings, which date the researches of Hr. Lewis going to visit you. adds her sex lo It mid wins, and when She -You ’ re nr>t paying attention to trimmings, etc. I make every stitch of dom?” asked the Judge. Washington Star. Richman—Yes; I believe he is. in tile chemistry of ink began. she lias a strong case she subtracts her May Iloxley nowadays. "Certainly.” replied the lawyer * who their clothes, and by tlie time I get Ascum—Better take French lessons. About 400,000 larks a year are sent sex from it mid deals with you harder He No; she had entirely too much hadn't you? had Just started ou a long winded hnd through sewing for them, Is-side the Can.ida has become quite a cotton from tliet ontinenl to London markets. than n num. Saturday Evening Post manufacturing country, and few per to say to suit me. wearying argument Richman—Oh. I'm fixed. I got a ' mending and the housework, there is She—Really? “Well, Just remember,” said the precious little time to sew for myself. sons realize thnt 550,000 cotton spia professor to teach me how to say. "Sor The Is-st flyer ever yet invented is Your conduct ro others should form He- Yes; she said "No." — Washington mills Judge, “that a word to the wise Is suf dies nre running. Three of the ry, but I have made it a rule never to However, .lack cannot say I am not Time. It never fails to fly. Star. the measure of your own expectations. 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