4
neat in my aUiiv, < ven though tlie gar
CORN BREAD.
ELEPHANTS.
MISCELLANY NEW SHORT STORIES
ments me f <dvd aid unbecoming. i CHOICE
Fund Recollections of che Haya of Few Grow Mine Feet Hitch, the Ma
fairly hate ugly • <>:hes, and I could be
Earl*' Ds*i nt Anthracite Coal.
Double«,
the Horcake and Flapjacks.
jority Brian toiler Eight Feet.
I reliellmus ami unhappy f all the time,
STORY OF A FAMOUS POEM I
It is Just a century ago that Daniel
At a London entertainment recently
With good meal and a cook following
The average term of au elephant’s
but if
it I allowed m.Vseit
myself to get In that Fell made the first successful test of Sir Frank Buruan . the celebrated
How Gray’« "Elesx” Made It* Flrat
uuenviab e frame of mind, whvie would bard coal in l.uzerue county, Pa., for English humorist and editor of Puiieb. the lessons und traditions of the oil life, although there is no precise In
regime deliciuus bread may be bake! formation ou the point, is seventy or
Public Appearauc«.
lie the happy home-life for myself ami heating purposes. It Is said that the and Robert Noble Acutt, who is well of Indian meal. But we have graw
eighty years. The elephant Is not In
Kite time, anil tlieri l'f bangs a tale.
One of the most celebrated of eight
the children? He thinks 1 don’t care, Indians knew of the "black stones” known in South Africa, had a rather doubts whether it can I k - baked us wel full vigor und strength till thirty five.
eenth century poems. Gray's "Elegy.” In this instance, however, it shows (be
and
made
pi|*e
bowls
of
them.
Mora
awkward e;
The latter, it in a stove as in an open fireplace; but The most ready way of forming au ap
but I do care and most bitterly at
made its first public appearance iu the shrewdness of the man tn business who
vian missionaries early came across appears, arrl
and soon became alas, of the lutter only a few remain.
proximate idea of the age is by the
ahaiw of a hurriedly printed pamphlet, is ever alert to keep Jiia pet Uobby lie- times.”
the strange mineral in their long Jour emliarrassed by |Mnple whom lie never
» » * *
•
The asheake. of course, must have amount of turn over of the upper edge
which was sold for sixpence. This pub fore the people. Early in the summer
neys through tlie woods. Even after ■aw before smiling and Imwlng. The ashes. They are indispensable. At
of the ear. In young animals, some
"Marguerite----- I n answer toy *i r
lication wus the result of u curious months a queer ami lather mysterious
the coal had begun to lie mined it was South African returned tlie nials. But
race for priority. Gray completed the
.
.
.Ki juestiou I will Huy, keep your eyes open difficult to sell any. '1 he people dill matters went too far when an elderly well try to produce a mint Julep witl- times up to the age of eight or nine
looking little object appealed floating
poem some time in 175*.), but had no
io all tlie little particulars that go far to not understand how to use It and as- lady rushed up to him and almost fold oiit mint, on tlie other baud, "fia|- years, tlie edge is quite straight. It.
Immediate intention of publishing it. in space away above the buildings; in make the machinery of society life run serted that it would not burn. Signed ed him in her cnpiicloiis arms, witli tlie Jaeks" need only a well greased frying however, then begins to turn over, and
A copy, however, found its way into tact, it was so high in the heavens that smoothly anil without a single jar. If certificates that "stone coal will burn” remark: "How do you do. Sir Frank? pan. I>ut skill is required to turn tlieti. by the time the animal, is thirty the
That is done by pitching them out </ edges lap over to the extent of an inch,
the hands ot a Mr. Owen, the publish it seemed l»it a my re ipeek. Hundreds
you ale oliserving you will sism find luid to lie sold intending purchasers. Delighted to see you." When Mr. tlie pan into tlie air and making then anil between this age anil sixty this
er and proprietor of the Magazine of of people watched it and queried what
Even ns late ns 1821 the Lehigh and Aeiitt realized that lie was iwing taken
Magazines, a recently established |asi- it might lie. Some decided that it was your wav out of the “wilderness,” as Navigation company sent but 3*15 tons for tlie editor of Punch, he .»as per come down flap on tlie other side. Tl»‘ increases to two inches or slightly
lalieal. and he wrote to the poet stat a glorious creation of (lie Chinese art in you term it. I n regard to calls: When to Philadelphia. Hard coal was tirst plexed. In Hie midst of ills emliiirrtiss corn pone may be cooked in a stove er more. Extravagant ideas are held as
to tlie height of an elephant. Such a
ing his intention of printing it in his kites that had slipped away from its one culls in ;>erson tlie name of the successfully used at the wire mills of inent lie saw Hie real Burmind coming range.
Tlie hotcake was originally cookcl tiling as an elephant measuring ten
caller is given verbally to the servant White A Hazard. Falls of Schuylkill,
magazine, and asking bis co-operation.
and
resolved
to
ask
Ills
advice.
He
owner, but gradually it came down
on a hoe tn tlie tieliis and iu the negro feet at tlie shoulder does not exist in
The propoual was not at all agreeable
who opens tin* liisir. Tlie card is not through an accident In Decemlier, walked up to him and said. "Sir Frank
to Gray, but,seeing that publication was nearer tlieeartli and assumed the shape ‘ I usually sent up, except by a stranger. ISl I. The coal cost $28 a ton. But Burmind. I believe?” Tin* distinguished cabin. A skillet will do well enough India or Burma. Sanderson, who Is ad
inevitable, be wrote at once to Horace of a fancy pennant advertising some However, if there is difficulty in mak the men coidd not ignite it. In exas author started and said in an affected for it. l»ut must be well greased at the mitted to lie the best authority on the
Wal|M>le explaining tlie circumstance new cigar. Since tIn n a numlier of ing theservant understand the name or peration they pitched a quantity of sepulchral tone. “Yes." “You'll ex bottom. So. too, witli respect to egg subject, says tlie largest male lie ever
or batter bread. As for corn muffins, met with measured 0 feet 10 inches
and asking liiui to get Dodsfey to print these advertisements for different firms
distinguish it from some other simiiar <'< mi I into a furnace, shut the doors cuse me. Sir Frank, but the fact Is I tlie appliimes of a range are admira and tlie tallest female 8 feet 5 inches.
it lmmislli tely, but without the au have lieen seen floating on slender eonis
name, then to avoid mistakes it is l>et- mill went about some other work. wanted your advice. If you will kindly bly adapt, n I to them.
Tlie majority of elephants, however,
thor's luuje.
Walpole handed tlie across tlie blue dome of heaven, and
Some hours later the furnace doors give it tn a stranger. Ever since I
We wish some millionaire would tit are below eight feet, and an animal
poem to Doilsley on Feb. 12. 1751. and they are read by old and young. How ter to semi the card up. Of course, if wen* found to l><* rial hot and the In came into tills affair 1 have been taken
up a Vipfinia country home in ante rarely reaches nine feet, the female
on the 2*>th a copy was in Gray's hands can they help it, when they are flaunt the hostess is not at I ioiii F you leave terior a muss of tin*. William Henry, for you. and"— ‘ I don't wonder." In
your card, On the occasion of n first a nianufiieturer of’muskets near Naza terrupted Sir Frank. "I thought you bellum style and among other things being slightly shorter than the male.
at t'uiubrliIge, so that It was probably
ing llieir cleverly constructed adver
have iu it a big open fireplace, a black The carcass of an elephant 7 feet 4 inch
published ill London on tlie I St h or
call a card is left oil the hall table or reth. hail secured some of the coal in were myself!” Tills wag too much for
cook in a gingham dress, witli a red es tall weighed in iwirtions gave if total
lbtli. Tlie Magazine of Magazines for tisement, written to catch the passing otiiei place provided, even though the 1708 for bis forges. His blacksmith Mr. Acutt, and ns n result of tlie mer
bandanna on her head, and also have weight of 3.000 pounds, so nn elephant
February, according to tlie then mis glance of liie multitude Ilmt come and caller has been received by the hostess. told him tlie neighbors called him a riment Sir Frank ami Ids double are
a half acre mint bed. an icehouse and weighing two tons should lie common
go
in
an
endless
precession?
“
Don
’
t
|,
tom. was lubllslieil toward I lie end of
This is a gentle reminder that the ac fool for trying to burn the "black now personally acquainted.
mi old time garden filled witli raspber enough. Tlie skin wits about three-
the month, and may have come out on know w Im was the originator of this quaintance has la'4)i duly ami formally stones.” In 1808, however, he built a
ries and g xjseberries. thyme, sage, cur- fourths of an Inch thick.
tlie snme <kiy. 'I'lie rival editions must sky advertising,’' said u gentleman the
Tin- Deacons Were Provided For.
i rants and all tlie ordinary table vege
^¡«u of -^sequent mill ami successfully used hard coal
have appeired, it is pretty safe to say. oilier day as lie lead the various lloat- begun. On the*
At a chuii'b function in which Bish tables.
in It.
1»
at
home,
no
calls
when
pie
TACTLESS FANNY.
within a f*w flours of each other. Tlie ng suggestions. “Neither do I,’’ re
op l’otter recently took part, says the
Wlion one of those old time homes
'pt when it is
i:,|H*n,lve 11«,He.
action of tlie magazine editor was plied liis friend, “liut I'll warrant who cards are mpf
Hrooklj 11 Engle, several ili'.'iisms hap ami gardens ami gitcnens i* restored JttiiHUNrhrk'fl HmMon For Openta*
ictakes. “Tlie
rive loimlri'd dollars for a pair of pened
hardly Justifiable, but '«tJaid^be read ever it le lie Is a Yankee all right. It’s to avert tin- se*<
be present, on«- or them mid tlie host and hostess have entered
Her Seaion In Syracuse.
tug world umior a debt of obligation
personal eunl I s .' d
¡‘■lesentative of its stockings! Tills seems like a Babylo- culled tile bishop's attention to tlmt into possession, we desire to be listed
a
elever
thing
to
have
thought
of,
too.
’
’
A Syracuse man tells a story of Mme.
by forcing the jhh ' iu Into print. Sev
sliop
in
nian
dream,
yet
there
is
a
passage
in
tlie
liturgy
which
teails,
"O
owner and not her accompaniment.”
as a frequent guest, witli a reserved Janauscliek when she was a prominent
» » » »
eral orlgllUl copies of the "Elegy" In
In l ulling where no Help is kept ami a Fifth nvetiue, New York, which actu all ye priests of tin1 Lord, bless ye tlie seat In tlie chimney corner, Then all star, 'i'lie wily advance agent went to
the poet's writing are in existence.
ally
Ims
them
on
sale.
It
must
not
be
“Someone a few years back decided memlierof the family >iml possibly the
Lord." and complained tlmt there was we sliall want will be tlie zest, the ap
Syracuse a week or so before tlie local
One, wlrfeh was sold for $1,15*) at tlmt it would lie a good thing to adver
supposed Hint they come In boxes of “no mention of us deacons."
petite. tlie voraciousness we possessed
hostess
herself
opens
tile
door,
it
would
Sotheby’s In 1875, was especially in tise alsmt the piers of the wliarf. It
half a dozen pairs, yet a single pair of
“Yes. indeed there Is." replied tlie wlien we could eat eighteen rolls and theater opened there for the season
lie in bail taste to use a visiting caul, pedal teguments brought this price. bishop. "Don't you remember. '*> nil
and proceeded to till up the guileless
teresting from the numln'r of «'orrec-
six eggs for breakfast and consume a
was all right and worked like a charm. unless it being a “first call.” You can
tions and erasures made by tlie au
Who bought '«'in? S-Ii. s Ii! Was It Lil ye green tilings upon tin* earth, bless whole watermelon between meals. But. newspaper men with the statement
Hint Jnnauscliek luid said that she
thor's hand. In this manuscript Gray But people who had the say in giving find an opportunity to drop a card un lian Russell? No, Indeed, though the ye tlie Lord.' ”
alas. it would lie easier to restore old would open her season in that place or
bad sulistItiited “Cromwell” and "Mil permission to place the advertisements obtrusively into the basket, if such a "airy fairy one” Ims plenty in her
walls ami open fireplaces than to bring not at all. Her manager wanted Chi
VImi tor* at the Clinteiiu.
ton” for “Caesar and “Tully” as he hail discovered that it was such a line receptacle should lie in riach, but if you wardrobe that cost $100 or so. This
back tlie digestion and storage capacity
George Ade Is repenting a story lie of a youth that's gone, of a time that’s cago. but offered to compromise on
originally written. His friend Mason scheme that they raised the price for cannot do thia without conspicuous pair was bought for a lady of rank
Is said to have suggested this altera the privilege and finally took it out of eil'ort the card is better ignored. At an and social distinction. Tlie conclusion hearil recently and which, according past and never can return.—Richmond Boston or Philadelphia, but tin* ma-
dume was firm.
must not be Jumped nt because tin* to tlie Irrepressible and entertaining 1 Hspatch.
tion as well as the title of tlie poem, the liands.ot the originators of the idea
“at home,” where the peoplearecoining Duchess of Marlborough 1ms departed “Biff” Hall, runs as follows:
Naturally Syracuse was delighted at
which Gray at tirst simply called altogether. Noone can say nay to the
tlie lion««'. Janauscliek got pages of
and going in a stiady stream during tlmt she was tlie favored one. Indeed
Mr. and Mrs. Wilton laieknye last
“Stanzas.”— Golden Penny.
THE COOKBOOK.
originator of the sky advertising, pro reception hours, cards are indispensable.
advance notices, anil when the opening
it nmy. lie said in confidence tlmt she summer visited tlie suburban home of
viding lie can procure permission ot the It is no longer considered necessary to was not tlie recipient. Yet a young Henry E. Dixey nt Mount Vernon. N.
night came tlie theater was packed ns
Put a pinch of bicarbonate of soda
DEER IN THE WOODS.
never before.
owner of somy high building to anchor leave a card for each of the ladles in Hie beau of tlie modern Babylon actually Y.. where tlie comedian lias n bijou
In the water when boiling salmon,
After the first act an ambitious re
liis advertising kite.’’
Their Ap|»enrnnce Decrlvm All but
household; one card answers the pur pushed $500 in currency across tlie cottage of five rooms. Mr. Dixey had This makes it a beautiful red color.
porter "went behind” to interview
counter
to
settle
for
a
single
pair
of
» » » »
carefully
rehearsed
tlie
village
liack-
the Ohl Hunter.
pose. In ea“e of a guest in the liouse-
When roasting fowls, put them into Mme. Janauscliek.
Next to the difficulty of comprehend
S ou would be surprised to know how hold, a separate card is left for her. I hose. Yes, they were silk, but they
an intensely hot oven until carefully
"Syracuse feels very proud that you
were
also
something
more.
Wonderful
ing the wonderful senses of tlie deer is many people ale making their living, have reached my limit, space forbidding
browned: after that cook slowly, bast have started here tills season.” lie
ly wrought flowers ii«' luce set in em
that of understanding liow one looks in
ing
frequently.
and a goiMl one, too, by writing adver- that I continue this article, but will
said, “and my paper would like to tell
the woods. Your ideas are necessarily tisements and designing or creating I give you the rest of the information you eralds and rubies entured into tlie
When gravy is being made from the people for you why you have so
scheme of decoration, tlie wliole giv
taken from pictures or from sluffid
roast veal, lamb, beef or chicken, use honored us."
ing an effect well, tlie effect nmy be
deer or tame ones In a park. You are new and attractive ails. Hint will tempt desire next week,
milk instead of water added to the
"Great Leavens,” said the tactless
people
to
read
them.
One
big
firm
in
Imagined.
almost certain to be looking for ii deer,
brown drippings left in tlie pan after Fanny, "1 had to open some place!”--
New
York
spends
thousands
of
dollars
whereas you might better lie looking
BRIEF REVIEW.
tlie fat lias been poured off.
Chicago Record-Hera Id.
Trick* of the Tritile,
for anything else. In tlie woods you every year for a novel and attractive
Before linking a bluefish the creole
In the laboratory of the Massachu
seldom we half of a deer and generally advertisement suitable for tlie holidays.
Drink Habit in Russia.
How to Head History.
cooks pour over it a sauce made from
setts stati' board of health a package
much less, often only a part of tlie They are sent out broadcast over the
fresh or canned tomatoes in which
Perhaps the best way to read history
the of honey in tlie conili of which is a
In
the
general
moral
progress
of
shoulder, or only an ear over a log or a land, and usually are so dainty that
garlic is ehoppi'd. it is then baked un Is to take up the life of some great fig
demi bee. drowned in Its own sweet
leg under it. a bit of rump projecting they are kept as works of art for the peasan*ry the Russian Drink Monojsily
til tlie flesh of tlie fish flakes, admitting ure that attracts our imagination and
which now embraces all European Rus- ness. holds a prominent place, but
frotu a bush or a head and Lit of the
tin1 sauce.
la> drawn by, that into the study of tlie
next twelve months or until something I sia, is a very important factor, says tlie unromantic analyst tells you that
neck reaching up for leaves. Tlie ar
honey is an artificial product and
For a quick cake beat until thick general stage Upon which lie was only
cade of maple lit up by tlie scarlet of else is sent out by tin* same firm to take Pilgrim. I'lie monopoly lues decreased
bee was placed there to deceive
four eggs; add four tablespoonfuls of a single actor. Certainly It is not a
the ginseng and bush cranberry, tlie its place. It is an age of advertising, the number of drink shops by alsiut
buyer.
sugar, half a cupful of flour, a little good plan to begin with those elabo
little arlsir where the wild imp is yel and “ad. writing,” as it is termed, has six-sevenths, but it has failed to de-
It is asserted on good authority that
cinnamon and lemon rind; beat well rate documentary histories in which
lowing over the thorn apples on which gotten to be a business of its own. I crease consumption, and has led to in-
Vermont publishers have received or
ami spread on a baking pan; bake in you cannot see the wood for tile trees,
half a dozen ruffed grouse are taking Many who take up this line of work
It is better to be wrong in a few of
| creased street drinking, secret distilling ders to forward thousands of papers to
quick oven anil cut at once.
their breakfast, tlie edge of the pool devote mouths of gissi hard study pre-1
abuses'
your facts or even contract a lilas from
Iowa. Are tlie lownns anxious to in
..............
.....
In
its
immediate
Cooking
teachers
say
that
the
ingre
where the trout flashes through the paring for it, lint it pays him well in
dients for pancakes, fritters and the some partisan historian than to lose
I purpose it has hitherto failed. But one form themselves concerning tlie every
water over which the ehelone I n «till
the end, for lie invariably commands a of the accompanying measures is likely day happenings in the Green Mountain
like should be mixed fully two hours yourself in a morass of documents,
nodding, or the darksome glade where
State? No. These papers are used to
before the batter Is needed* This, they says Success.
the golden petals of the witch hazel good salary.
to play a very beneficial part in Russian
« « « «
Tlie best histories are tin' vlvldest.
wrap up tlie Iowa made but Vermont
explain, gives the flour a chance to
are closing the floral march of tlie year
social development. That is, the in labeled maple sugar, a product com
If they occasionally lend you astray,
Window-dressing
is
another
business
swell,
ami
the
batter
is
better
mid
would all make lovely frames for that
stitution of a Board of Guardians of pound'd of hickory bark and glucose,
you can always correct them by the
more wholesome.
charming artist's deer with individual wliich is a novel and attractive way of Public Sobriety. The function of these imide into cakes tlie size and shape of
more sober colored chronicles, M uitiii -
hairs all glistening, the dark dew tnakinga living. «Somefew ladies have
lay may have been prejudiced. ami so
boards is to create counter attractions to the Vermont product, wrapped In
A Clever Home,
claws shining, find even the split in tlie taken it up, but it is work that is usu
newspapers published in tlmt state, la
A great many horses are fed on tlie may Froude. and so undoubtedly was
hoof flushing artistic light from Its ally given to a gentleman who devotes drink; and each board has a branch beled "Pure Vermont Maple Sugar.”
so, again, was Gibbon; yet.
“MV LORD. THE I'AIIIUAUE WAITS.”
streets from “catbags" drawn up over Carlyle: SO.
edges, But the glittering tines. I the most of his time to arranging show and a district representative, so that Even the elect are deceived.
none the less, these are the great his
their
noses
and
wabbling
about
in
a
man.
who
wore
a
long
linen duster
proud neck of the sculptured war windows. I watched a young man the there are now in Russia about 20,000
and a wisp of whisker on liis chin, manner yhicli must make it very un torlnns, tlie historians who set you up
florae, the shaggy chest and bulging
persons whose chief duty it is to tight
on the peaks of time ami enable you
other day dressing a lot of dummy fig
A I niverNttl LiuiKting»*.
and when the guests alighted from comfortable to eat one’s dinner in that
rump with tail full of shining hairs
the drink evil. The boards have es
Esperanto is tlie hopeful mime of a the train and were welcomed by their way. The Boston Herald tells of a to see history as It lies beneath in wide
are not there except nt long Intervals ures in a show-window of one of our tablished all over the country thou
views and broad masses.
when you may rout an old fool out of lug drygoods houses in San Francisco. sands of tea houses, cheap dining-rooms, new universal language. Tlie struc host tlie hackman stepped up ami bright horse down In “Pie Alley”
ture
of
Esperanto
is
simple
and
its
had
nearly
reached
the
bottom
which
said:
bed and get him twisted as to tlie Olle after another he undressed and re
Te*a* Vernarolar.
temperance inns, and shelters for the roots few. There are only seventeen
"My lord, the carriage waits." Anil of his bag. It wabbled awfully, but
points of the compass T. S. Van Dyke attired in some of the new novelties in
"Speaking of Texas.” said a young
workingmen;
and
they
have
built
or
grammatical
rules,
which
for
rending
the
oats
were
sweet
and
lie
was
hun-
Mr. Dixey replied. “ "Lis well. Gonza-
in Outing.
fall and winter suits. Ort' came the
subsidized hundreds of ‘’People's Thea purposes may be ignored. Tlie time bo.” He then led the way to the gry. In front of him stood a wagon, lawyer who once lived in the Lone
dresses
in
a
flash,
in,
went
tlie
dainty
Star State to tlie New Orleans Tlines-
A Bit ot Naval Red Tape.
ters" and lecture halls; I n these halls in which it can be acquired limy be town hack, and when "Gonznlio" got mid the wagon had a wheel. Ilappy Democrat. “reminds me of a peculiar
The following story Illustrates the se skirts and brand-new suit. The hat
reckoned
in
hours.
Invented
by
a
thought
!
He
walked
up
to
tlie
wheel.
on tlie box lie turned deferentially
and sometimes in the open air lec
verity of naval regulation,s and tlie was tilted just so and gave the most co
Russian physician, one ZanienliotY, in and asked:
rested his canvas bag on the top of it conversation I heard In a grocery
tures are given Upon the evils of drink,
store a few years ago In one of tlie
strictness of the late Rear Admiral quettish air imaginable. A stylish urn»
1887. it has of late made vast strides,
"Where to, your grace?" And Mr. and finished bls dinner to tlie last oat
Skerrett. Admiral Skerrett was at tlie brella was placed in her hand, anil upon hygiene, history, literature and and its adherents, to lie found mainly, Dixey said, "To tlie chateau.” And in a comfortable, leisurely fashion and smaller places of tlie state, and the
with a twinkle in his eye. If that was story will amply illustrate the pecul
time of the incident a captain, and an behold the dummy ready for a prome domestic economy. The boards h I soih *- lint not exclusively, in Latin countries, Mr. Lackaye fell out of tlie back.
not a triumph of mind over matter, iarities of the vermicular In certain
officer who had been charged with an nade. Another one was attired in a cupy themselves with the free distri France, Spain, Canada, etc., have been
more remote parts of Texas. 1 hap
wlint
was it?
offeuse and ordered under arrest pre costume suitable for an afternoon tea: bution of pamphlets against drink, estimated at 80.000. It is patronized
l,nuglH*<l nt Ilin Tragedy.
pened
to l>e in tlie grocery store in
sented himself to lie arrested. Tlie reg
by tlie Touring Club de France, and
and in favor of w holesome living.
When the fretful critic Cumberland
question when a little girl came in to
HoW to Keep Young.
ulations provide that on such an occa another to represent a sweet,- pretty
betwixt its professors, of whatever said of a performance of "The School
One of the secrets of keeping young, buy some eggs, and tlie following con
sion the officer shall be in full dress and home dress, and then there Was still
kindred or nation, there has come to For Scandal” that lie was surprised
A Machine that Increases Power.
vigorous
and supple Jointed is to con versation was carried mi between tlie
wear a sword. The officer wore his another in ail elegant party dress, all
subsist
a
sort
of
"freemasonry.
”
The
tlmt it provoked such immoderate
A successful test has been made at the
gauze and silk and lace, and enough to
uniform, but hail no sword.
propagation of tlie language is carried laughter, as it did uot make him even tinue to practice the activities of youth girl and tlie keeper of the place: 'Ain't
Pound Manufacturing < 'ompany's plant
you got no eggs?' asked tlie little girl.
on in five reviews: "Tlie Esperantiste” smile, Sheridan, the wit, orator and and to refuse to allow the mind to
“I can’t arrest you.” said Captain make the party-going girls turn green
Skerrett, looking for the missing sword, with envy. A dainty laee fan to match in Lockport, N.Y., of a machine which (France). “Tlie Lingao Internacia” playwright, is said to have remarked, stiffen tlie muscles by its suggestion ‘I ain't said 1 ain't,' the storekeeper re
plied, whereupon the little girl replied
"unless you come prepared to submit the costume was placed in her hand. will beyond doubt revolutionize the ap (Hungary). "Tlie Luino” (Canada). “Cumberland is truly ungrateful, for I of age limitations. If men like Peter
plication ot power. The inventor is "Tlie Romllranto” (Bulgaria) anil "Tlie saw a tragedy of bis played a fort Cooper and William E. Gladstone, wlio after tliis fashion: ‘1 ain't ask you Is
your sword to me.”
How deftly he managed it all, and was
you ain't you. I ask you is you is you.
Tlie officer explained that he had not
Harry L. Wright of < 'hicago. Tlie ma Esperanto" (Spain).
night before at (Nivent Garden, and I kept up the vitalizing exercises of ro Ain’t you?’ That’s tlie way they (all,
seemingly wholly oblivious of the group
bust
manhood
when
far
Into
the
received bls sword from home, al
chine promises to give railroads 125s
laughed from beginning to end.”
of interested people (all ladies) who I
eighties, had succumbed at forty to the some sections of the state. Tlie little
though It bad been expressed to him.
A M un I cii I llnllot Box.
mile-per-hour locomotives and to give
thought of approaching age. how much lassie who used the expression made
“Well, you’ll have to get one,” was watched him from the street. He did ocean steamships power that will over
Here is a suggestion from Paris
Ilatl Only Kitnmelf to Blume.
not have to wrestle with the hooks and
of
their valuable life work would have herself clear and site got tlie eggs.”
the reply.
In his book, "The Outspan.” J. P.
come the momentum of an ocean grey which might Increase registration and
remained
undone!—Success.
buttons
for
they
seemed
to
fall
in
place.
So the officer skirmished about in the
attract tlie dilatory to the polls. One Fitzpatrick tells tills story: “A person
1’uiilnlininit In Persia.
hound in hue minute instead of live
navy yard for some one who had a
ingenious person there puts forward a of my acquaintance wits once referred
« « « «
Among the Persians tin* usual mode
minutes
now
required
to
reverse
a
large
Tlx- Hint W.« Taken.
sword to lend. Finding one, tlie ot-
of punishment is the bastinado, from
Hpeaking of clothes reminds Polly of steamship. The new engine is, proper new scheme of his own. Why not make to in an up country newspaper ns '.Mr.
Johnnie Me*'raw was a bit of a char which men of tlie highest rank are not
«turned to Captain Skerrett
voting an attractive pastime? lie Chlmmage.’ He wrote to tlie editor.'ex-
a little incident that happened the ly speaking, a mechanism devised to in
acter
in
a
country
village
In
tlie
north
! promptly and regularly put
argues. To tills end lie Ims Invented a plainlng that liis name was not ‘(’him-
exempt., It is inflicted witli very great
.best, according to regulations, other day. A gentleman who, under crease the power and speed of any of musical ballot box. This Instrument inage,' but ’Shlmmelovitch.' Tlie editor of Scotland. He lived on tlie charity severity, frequently so as to render the
any
and
all
circumstances
looks
like
he
elpbia Telegraph.
the reciprocating type of engine. I><e plays popular tunes nt intervals while in making the correction added. ‘He of (lie villagers, but sometimes found sufferer almost a cripple for life. The
had just come out of a bandliox so ex ing away with the crank ami rods, it the polls are open for tlie amusement has only himself to blame for tlie fact It particularly hard work to do so.
victim Is thrown upon Ids face and each
PrcMence of Mind.
One day. when the springs of sym
tremely neat and precise is he in his
of electors, who will thus be persundeil being known.’ ”
foot is pushed through a loop of strong
ry when president of France dress, said to liis lietter half, “I think increases power by means of a spiral not to neglect to vote. Moreover, this
pathy seemed to have dried up. John coni attached to a pole, which is raised
shaft cross-head and a stub shaft, which
■asion extricated himself from
Bonded by Statue.
nie made his way to the house of the horizontally by men, wild,' twisting it
contrivance possesses another advan
nient with wonderful pres a wife and mother should endeavor to gives a leverage hitherto unknown in tage. It records votes automatically
Before Pitt died early last century local doctor and said:
round, tighten the ropes am) render
lind. He was being conducted lisik her very best at home. It is there any type of engine.
"I’ve come to get a’ my teeth taken tlie feet Immovable. Two executioners
and musically. When the one hun more than $15.000 was subscribed by
. .«a the salon by an eminent artist. she reigns, there tliat homage is paid
dredth paper 1ms been dropped In, it his admirers toward the erection of a oot. doctor.”
then strike tlie sole alternately with
Jien lie saw a painting which dis toiler, and there is no one who appre-I Tlie electric tramcars at Coventry, will piny a certain tune. The two hun statue in bls honor. Then the Joke be
“Dear me!” said the medical man. ■witches of the pomegranate tree well
's«‘d him. “What a daub!” lie ex elates more the becoming dress and Eng., are temporarily converted into dredth will start a second ami a differ came current that lie was bound over “What's wrung wl’ them?”
steeped In water to render them sup
L •<!. "Wliose is it?........ Flint pic neat and tidy appearance than her loy-l postoflices at night. J titter boxes are ent melody. ami so on. The only diffi in this sum for ids good behavior dur
“Oil, they’re a' richt. but I've nae [de. A store of these switches Is
gen-
, le 1 'i .'si,|<*nlsai'l hi-
•
use for them; I've tiaething to eat.”
al subjects in tlie home circle.” No attached to cars runniir* into the city culty which may arise is thnt it may ing the rest of bis life.
erally ready for use in the pond which
Lown work.” “Ab!” said tlie one loves dainty attire more than his
“Yes.” said the doctor, who saw the
he
found
Impossible
to
tear
electors
from until ing districts, enabling the
adjoins the courtyards of the Imuses of
kvltliout any sign of embar
Will Try to Cultivate lln.iiboo.
joke; “here’s sixpence for you to get * the great. The punishment frequently
wife, and n<> one eraves Hie beautiful public to |s>st letters at the various away from the enchanting sounds of
yJSt ids awkw iii-d mistake. “In
loa
f
.
”
—
1
’
ea
rson's.
the musical ballot.
Bamboo Is the very mainstay of Ja
lasts for an hour or until the unfortu
N ' A’, when we particularly wish and In-coming tilings of tliis life more stoppages eti route. By this means let
pan. and it Is a material which would
nate victim faints from pain.
a thing, we always begin than she ilm-s. He didn’t intend it, ters may be posted two hours later than
Dejienil*
on
Clrcnmstancea,
A Grand Blase.
find many uses in this country if it did
k^^^Ag it down.” And, true to liis lint tlie little arrow went home, and her tlie dispatch from the postofllce in tlie
She—Do you regard mai-rlage as
Farmer—You had a ire at the manse not cost so much to import. The agri
Terminal Not Yet Arranaed.
*4 purchased the offending pnint eyes tilled w ith tears as she hastily left locality.
this morning. Any serious loss?
cultural department Is therefore trying necessity or a luxury?
“You have discovered a new disease,
He
—
Well,
when
a
man
marries
_ V ire and then.
■
the riMUn to hide her feelings. “Jack
Minister Yi-s; fen years' sermons to Introduce Its cultivation here. It r<-
have you, doctor? What are you go
Tlie world's nine production in 11)01
doesn't seem to remember that there
were completely burned.
quires a hot climate, with plenty of cross eyed girl who says silly things, ing to call It?”
III. Man*- Thought*.
ineieased 28,237 tons over 1U00. The
whose
nose
turns
up
at
the
end
and
Farmer (with a memory of many t. moisture tn the r<«>ts, and It will not
are six children to lie clothed ami fed in
"That is a matter requiring some
have
“Don’t
you
sometimes
largest Increase was in the Rhine dis weary Sunday morning) Mon. they stand frost. It Is believed that It will whose father is worth about $2,000.000,
orr
house
now.
Every
one
of
them
has
thought,” responded tlie eminent med
thoughts,” asked the soulful 1 young
trict of Europe, 12,085 tons; the next made a gran' blaze, they were so dry. flourish on the waste lands of tile I should say ft was a necessity.Chi
ical specialist. "I have decided upon
thing, “that are absolutely i nnutter inherited the love for pretty things. largest, the I’nited Stall's, 12,802 tons. ye ken. London Tit-Bits.
cago Record Herald.
southwest.
a name so far ns tlie first three or four
They want to be well dressed, and in
able?”
syllables are concerned, but have not
Her Version of the Ellen Incident.
“I do. miss,” answered the old poet fact they have to, for they all attend
A Matter For Wonder.
Seventy thousand cochineal insects
Eton college was founded In 1140.
made up my inInd yet whether to clas
”1 suppose you regard Eve as to
"And sometimes when I am digging sehool and they can’t go shabby. Home
Mrs.
Peck
twho
has
returned
from
go to a single |s>uml of dried cochineal. Next to Winchester. It Is the oldest of blame for tempting Adam to ent tlie
sify it as an ‘itla’ or an ‘oais.’Chica
Niagara)—1 stood speechless—
for a rhyme that won't come 1 have one has to do it though, and I, of course,
St. apple?”
thoughts that are absolutely unprint must accept the inevitable. It takes as The world's crop of cochineal is from England's grcnt public schools
Mr. Peek—Wonderful, wonderful! go Tribune.________ ________
Paul's comes next, having been found
300 to 5110 tons.
"Not nt all.” answered Miss Cayenne. (To himself)—1 wonder how Niagara
All He Needed.
able,”—Chicago Tribune.
much to make my two daughters suits
ed In 1512
“Eve was too generous to want tlie np did it? Detroit Free Press.
Ascum — I hear that French count
as
it
does
forme.
The
material
is
never
Cutting the Counselor Short.
Modern inks only date from I7U8, at
pie all for herself, and Adam was uot
four wife and daughter met abroad Is
When a woman has n weak case, she gentleman enough to let her linve it.”
A Word Too Mach.
“Do you give me credit for w
’ Ia ex|>ensive, but there are the linings, which date the researches of Hr. Lewis
going to visit you.
adds
her
sex
lo
It
mid
wins,
and
when
She
-You
’
re
nr>t
paying
attention
to
trimmings,
etc.
I
make
every
stitch
of
dom?” asked the Judge.
Washington Star.
Richman—Yes; I believe he is.
in tile chemistry of ink began.
she lias a strong case she subtracts her
May Iloxley nowadays.
"Certainly.” replied the lawyer * who their clothes, and by tlie time I get
Ascum—Better take French lessons.
About 400,000 larks a year are sent sex from it mid deals with you harder
He No; she had entirely too much hadn't you?
had Just started ou a long winded hnd through sewing for them, Is-side the
Can.ida has become quite a cotton
from tliet ontinenl to London markets. than n num. Saturday Evening Post
manufacturing country, and few per to say to suit me.
wearying argument
Richman—Oh. I'm fixed. I got a '
mending and the housework, there is
She—Really?
“Well, Just remember,” said the precious little time to sew for myself.
sons realize thnt 550,000 cotton spia
professor to teach me how to say. "Sor
The Is-st flyer ever yet invented is
Your
conduct
ro
others
should
form
He-
Yes;
she
said
"No."
—
Washington
mills
Judge, “that a word to the wise Is suf
dies nre running. Three of the
ry, but I have made it a rule never to
However, .lack cannot say I am not Time. It never fails to fly.
Star.
the measure of your own expectations. I are located in Hamilton.
llcieut.’’—Chicago Post.
lend money.’’—< 'leveland Plain Dealer.
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