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BANDON RECORDER. f a boulevard. This will add much to FORCING A FASHION. CHOICE MISCELLANY HUMOR OF THE HOUR FACTS IN FEW LINES the altractiveness of the place. The Improvement Club will work iu har lion II hih Wrrr I nt rod need to th« America bus 1.800 women preachers. The <ar«titmie of th** Helped. A Momentous Kneese. Some liihlr Facts. South Atrlcau *uia*ri. mony with Hie Board of Trade, and we There are 50,(MJO costermongers iu Her busbauil’s brother bad through Perhaps because all elephant sneezes lien* are some facts about tlie Ohl Andries De Villiers, a Boer,«Was the can ex|iect results that will fullv eom- his owu efforts become very rich. London. Bo seldom or because he sueezes so loud Testament tliat It took one man three "Now." he said, "1 will do something There are LOOO shoe factories In the prnsate them for the time and lalsir ex- p< Ison who first Introduced hats among oriental folk are very superstitious years' time to figure out: llie South African natives, says the for ber and the children. 1 am umlei United States. pended. Gradually evrry town of any There are 39 books. 929 chapters. about the occurrence and believe that “You rememlier that article you wrote Hallers' Gazette, and profit, not |dii- no oldigatioii to them, Imt they are A iH'troleuin oilfield bus lieen discov 23,214 verses, 590,4311 words mid 2.728,- recently, “He Whistled on the Way,' size will fall into line and will organize lanthropy, was his motive. One morn to hear an elephant sneeze brings good |sior. and I feel that it will be no more ered in Trinidad. 11)9 letters. l'olly? Well, that little jingle made all I'uprovemeiit CI u I m that will help to ing many years ago be chanced in Fort link. The Baltimore Herald gives un Hum right for me to help them.” I Canadian trade with Great Britain The middle book Is Proverbs, Therefore he bought a comfortable has Increased over six millions the past impression on me. I thought how convert the towns into attractive ami Elizubeth to come across a consign account of the effect produced by the The middle chapter is Job xxlx. lieautlful places. ment of damaged hats offered for a sneeze of Jumbo 11. at the Maryland home for them and gave her the deed. The middle verse would be 11 Chron- much more cheerful and happy every « « « « lucre song. He Isiuglit the wlmle lot, industrial exhibition: Then he took her to the furujture stores, year. one would be if they could only make re were a verse more, leles XX. 18. If tin In the rutted States more than $60.- packed them away in his wagon and Of all the delightful times for going Jumbo’s sneeze is like tlie bursting mid they selected eurpets, beds, chairs and verse 17 If there were a verse less. up their minds to whistle on the way. started for Kattirhind. and other tilings tlqit were necessary ( h hi ,000 is invested iii the making of into thecountry it is during our I iidian of a boiler, and it created a fairly good 35,54!l times. I tried to rememlier a single iuataiice The When lie reuched Temliuland. he nil- I . hiake them comfortable, and he paid fertilizer. 000111*8 t».iS5.r> where the whistler was a morose und summer. Our nimrods have discov loaded Ids stock, openisl Ilia kegs of Hip sized panic. The elephant began to get The In the eleven states Interested in the ready for the sneeze half an hour be ’ i them, after which he went nlioiit industry 260.000 acres are sowu in times. sorrowful being, in id her words, a walk- ered this fact, anil many of them have uor, without which no trade was made - own affairs rejoicing. fore It happened. and as the time for Chronicles I. arranged their outing for themselves The shortest verse is I in those days, and began business. But ng tombstone, throwing a dumper on Mie sat in her new home, with her sugar beets. the event drew near he was rolling The total capital Invested In rail ds i l.'isped ill her laj) ami n sail everything lie came in contact with, and meuiliers of their family who can he found ids venture likely to prove an about I ii his cage, apparently in great The twenty tirst verse of Ezra vii lent e I he city to s|>end a greater part of unprofitable one. The native« did not ways and canals In the Dominion of look on her face. but I failed to think of one. 1 remem agony. Suddenly he stopped, gave one eoiitalns all the letters of the alphabet. the months of October and Novemlier want hats They wanted blankets and bellow and then sneezed. "What is the trouble?" her neighbor Canada is $i.loo.ooo.<H»o. lier, too, how I had chided our Jack fqr Tlie nineteenth chapter of the Second There are but 330.000 donkeys 111 the m the iMiutiliy. Then they are licensed beads and looking glasses and above The lisik of perfect contentment on r skeil. Book of Kings ami the thirty-seventh whistling alsiul tlie house, and how I "I was thinking of the s 'lllshness British Isles. Spain and Portugal have to bring dow n the lleet-footed deer if all liquor, Imt they looked askance at bls face after the great event was In chapter of Isaiah are practically the had even sent him out into the street hats. Then a bright idea came to An • nil meanness of some people, she sor between them over 2.500,000. because lie w as noisy. I hud made him they can, and shoot the shy mountain dries. He wanted to introduce those startling contrast to the terror seen on rowfully replied. "Think of all the same. lu spite of hard times the value of in the New Testament there are 27 feel like he was disgraced lime ai.d quail that ever proves a tempiatioii to hats. He dill introduce them. His slui the faces of the fleeing people. Visitors money he bus. yet be Is too stingy, too farm animals in Germany is increasing to the exposition were running in all the limiter and the epicure as well. I books. ‘Ji'iii chapters. 7.959 verses, 181.- again. He fell it keenly, list, some pie exjiedient was to refuse to sell any- directions, uot knowing what awful narrow minded, to even give ns a pi at tiie rate of four millions a year. 258 words and 8!t8.:i8i) letters. times, for I hail spoken sharply to him tisik a trip over the California North tiling to a Kaffir unless lie bought a thing It was from which they were auo!" Chicago Record Herald. The Moorish government lias grunted The middle Isiok Is II Thessalonians. before company more than once, think western Railway the other day, and it hat too. The Kaffirs wanted Ills goods, racing away. to France n contract for Hie coining of The middle chapter would lie Ro looked as if all the hunters in San Fran Ko they bought the lints. Science. Aiming the Mohammedans of the ori $3.000,000 worth of Moorish money. mans xlil if there were a chapter more, ing that it would leacli him a lesson cisco and around the bay weie aboard. When a Kiittir buys anything, be ental and Cingalese villages Jumbo’s "Wasn’t it a terrifying experience." Hint would not sisiii be forgotten; Gut A ii annual cyclopedia for lisil places mid Romans xiv if a chapter less. feels bound to make Us.' of It. Tlie na At « very station Hie train let oil’ passen sneeze caused wild excitement. They asked bis friend, "when you lost your the total gifts ami bequests ill the you might just as well hav« tried to Tlie middle verse Is Acts xvll, 17. tives therefore donned their head gear gers loaded down with gnus and limit rushed to the cage and, bowing before foothold and went sliding down the I’llited States last year at $Hi7.3ito.iHHi. still the whistling of the winds around The shortest verse is John xl. 35. and returned to their kraals. Now ap- mountains?" It is seventy three years since the Tlie middle chapter of tlie entire Bi the house as to silence Jack. He just ing paraphernalia, lunches and medi pearisl the brilliancy of the trader's his elephantine highness, began pray "It was exciting, but extremely in first omnibus started running In Lon ing ut a rapid rate. When they fin cine, presumably for snake bites. Some ble is also tlie shortest tin* One Hun couldn't help whistling. After I read idea. Fashion rules the world. It is as were going for weeks accompanied by strong In Africa ns in America, and ished. they explained that an ele teresting." said tlie college professor. don. Few of the original vehicles re died and Seventeenth 1‘sulni. that article, ‘He Whistled on the Way,' "I could not help noticing all the wuy Tlie middle verse Is tlie eighth of the 1 turned over a new leaf and ill fact en their wives and children, others for a when those who had stayed at home phant’s sneezes are of the rarest occur main. rence, and the event Was one of great down with what absolute accuracy I one of the new bridges to lie thrown One Hundred and Eighteenth Psalm. few days or possibly a day's outing. saw the travelers return in all the glo least was following along the line of couraged him in his cheerful amu-e- significance to them. Elephants are over the Seine Is to lie built 111 two sto ‘‘Never went upon this road yet that ry of this strange covering they felt susceptible to cold anil catch cold eas resistance. ’ Chicago Tribune. ment. Where before I saw only noise ries. with one set of arches resting on Iirafh nod th«* PIHIoMopher, I did not come back happy and with a behindhand and old fashioned, Their ily. but it is very, very rarely that they A certain philosopher was in the and confusion I began now to see that giaid bag to show for my day’s limit,” desire to possess the latest thing In another. sneeze. Mett Muge lite Laws, habit of saying whenever he heard that there was real music in Jack’s wliis hats became intense. They paid An One result of the Anglo-Japanese al said one enthusiastic nimrod, and his "There’s no law against a person an old friend had passed away: "Ah. thug, for he can imitate the songs or dries a visit, and his stock no longer II > inns Allowed In Hie Treanury. Hance will lie the prevention of prohi himself. ” growled making a fool of sentiment was echoed by several other well, death comes to us all. It is no new Holes of tlie wild birds to perfection, hung heavy upon his bands, The lints A day or two after Secretary Shaw old man Rohrer. biHen of Japanese in Australia, once thing. It is what we must i expect, and whistle ‘Annie Laurie’ until it voices saying, “The same lure, old were soon sold. disciplined several clerks of the treas suggested. "The men make all of the laws, do Pass me the biitt<*r, my dear. Yes, brings tears to youi eyes. I see that man.” This happened some time ago, anti ury department for playing poker and ■’Snuff" Is the local name of a myste they not?" mildly asked Mis. Rohrer. deuth comes to all, and illy friend's now every trading store keeps a supply indulging in other practices not con rious maladi which has already caused they are paying a big price to a young "Ilf course.” yme had come.” BRIEF REVIEW. of lints constantly on hand. They are sistent with his views of the proper "1 see." she mused. “Men never like the deaths of many sheep in < 'ardigan Now, Leath overheard I líese pililo man in New York to whistle in the said to be manufactured expressly for conduct of public officials he entered to hamper themselves."—1 mlianapolis shire. Wales. choir at one ot the big churches. I sophical remarks at different tiines, the natives, and no one who glances at bis office nt an unusually early hour, Double Stars. Russia is founding an Independent News. and one day lie showed himself to the know our Jack could whistle all around the show will doubt it. even for Idm. Richard l’age. of Afri bishopric in China, and tlie bishop The discovery has recently been re philosopher. the New York whistler, for when he inn descent and of great dignity ac The Rejection. eli i't uf Clmrbin and FiJJng will be at "1 am heath,” said he simply. gets started o.i religious tunes you can ported of over 100 pairs of double stars. quired through his long connection UulldoK Kinder Than Child. the head of it. "Go away,” said the man, in a pii lllc. almost see the pearly gates, it brings These double stars appear to the linked witli the department ns a messenger, Au incident related by George Eliot A silver cup. or argyl "Robert Burns “I am not ready for you.” eye as single stars, but through Hie tel was singing an old fashioned church you so near. There wouldn’t be illudi proves tliut kindness and devotion are from Mary." hall mark, ’.784 brought ’Yes. but it is one of your favorite chance for a sinner to stay out of the escope I heir binary character is seen. characteristic of Hie bulldog breed. hymn, not thinking of course that £10 los. at Steven’s auction rooms in truisms that Death conn’s to all, and I fold if they got Jack to whistle ill It is known that ill most cases these The distinguished author was on a vis tlie secretary was withfti the sound lamilmmei'ently. am but proving your words.” of Ids voice. • When the messenger it to the house of a friend where a church. The most hardened of them double stars, says tlie Baltimore Sun, l lie biggest meteorite ever seen has "Go away! You ar«* dreadful!” turned and discovered that the secre bulldog and a child, each of the age of lieen found at Finite Alegre, in Brazil. "No more dreadful than 1 always would get repentant right oil', for if the are not simply two stars that lie in the six. were among the household posses tary had heard him singing, he was It is ¡in Immense rock mass 85 feet am. But why have you changed ho ? first tune didn't convert him the sec same direction and appear to the eye to sions. During dessert after dinner, sore afraid and begged that his viola long and 55 feet thick. You have never feared the death that ond would, lie just couldn't stand it. lie dose together while in reality lieing while all were absorbed in conversa tion of the rules of tlie department, The British Lifeboat assoeiatlm. is has come to your friends. I never Well, since I have turned over the new far apart, but they are actually associ tion, they were startled by u loud bowl w hich prohibit the making of unusual considering the establishment of a heard you sigh when 1 carried off your leaf and repented toward Jack and his ated together and revolve round each of pain from the dog, evidently pro noises, should not result in bis inline- wireless service around the coast, iu old companions. Y'ou have always said, natural failing w histling—I have tried other. Ill some eases four or five stars ceeding from under the table. An in ditlc discharge. "Never mind, Rich- eluding the lighthouses. ‘It is tin* way of all tlesh.' Shall I are so grouped round a single center of vestigation Immediately made discov jird. never mind.” consolingly said the a little bit of the reconstruction act on make an exception in favor of your Loudon is liitroilueing water troughs myself and endeavored to learn the gravity. Tlie periods of revolution of ered that the child, equipped with a secretary. "1 see nothing in the rules tlesh?” for thirsty horses, nt which the water pair of scissors, was under the table of this department which prohibits the many of the double stars have lieen art of ‘ whistling on the way.' It does "Y<‘s, for I am not ready.” can be run off by touching a push but- also and trying to cut the dog’s ears singing of church by inns. If more of "But I am. Your time has come. Do uot come easy to a prosy old fellow like noted. The periods run generally from ton and fresh water run in. that kind of music were rendered here, with them. From one ear of the bull not repine, Your friends will go oil myself, who has met with tlie upland twenty-live to a hundred years, and the Tile teiritorial board of the blood was running, and yet the we would all get along better. You buttering their toast. They will take downs and many disappointments that refill i ve posit ion of I he I wo stars changes dog was making not the slightest ef can sing hymns. Richard, in this build Hawaii is to begin a series of experi It as philosophically as you have taken (lock after a man of my age. I admit so slowly that «'bservations covering ments to determine the value of X fort to escape or defend liimself. The ing ¡is inui'li as you want to. but re every other death.” i.iys in tlie treatment of leprosy. I’ve be n grumpy and impatient, Imtli many years, and sometimes many life host and father, outraged by the evi member. Richard, that I want you to And tin* philosopher and Deatli de- For giving a Sunday performance al at home and abroad, and instead of times, have to be made before full data dence of such cruelty on tlie part of sing only hymns when you slug at parted on a long journey together.— Kalgoorlie of a play entitled "Barab can be had For a long time it had the child, determined on immediate all.” Charles Battell Loomis in Brandar * whistling on the way’ I have lieen car bas” ¡i theatrical manager has been rying a dirge in my heart that if put been known tliat tlie Giant star or sun punishment. But when lie undertook Magazine. A Sport For Women. fined $500 by the supreme court of to carry the punishment into effect the Sirius periodically moved aside a little, into words might have lead, ‘so many ’’Hammering" is an unpleasant proc Western Australia. dog interfered, pushing himself be An E um II’ h I i Sanctuary, sorrows here below,' or some other just as if he were swinging aside a small ess on the Stock Exchange. Imt in Aus 1'lie lower clans of the Japanese em tween the master and tlie child und Beverley minster, listi miles north of strain quite as dismal. I don’t find it companion in the celestial dance. The tralia the word has recently acquired a licking the face of the latter. ploy hardly any other material than Loudon, is the shrine of St. John ol new and more agreeable significance. tlie easiest thing in tile world now to Washington twenty-six-inch telescope I paper foi- their clothing. Where wages Beverley, who died in the year 721. was (siinted al Sirius and II w® plainly At antipodean bazaars "liammeriug" is ‘ whistle on the way, ’ but I'm making Wlnit it Convict D ock in Priwon. are exceedingly low cloth is ¡in luipos In !»::s ttlielstiin. king of England, now an established institution. Ladies If 1 had little work to do in prison, slble extravagance. gave several privileges to tlie monas a desperate effort to learn. Don’t think seen that lie did indeed have a mate, who enter for the competition go on a Georgia is tlie peach state of the tery. one being tlie privilege of sanc I'd want any better epitaph on my which, however,isso much smaller I nan how did I spend tlie time? At Auburn, platform with hammers in their hands. She I cannot marry you owing to where I lived tlie greater part of m,v tuary. This was not merely for man- tomlistone than ‘He Whistled on the himself as to be rather a satellite. circumstances over which I have no Union, li,ivlng *7.GGii.ooo peach bearing Flach is supplied with a piece of the first term, the routine of my life was trees. Next is Maryland, with 4,015.- «hiylnwt II was open to all wrongdoers Way.” It 'would look as though I control. as follows: After rising in tlie morning hard Australian timber largely used • hi O; then New Jersey, with 2.700.0O0. The Oldest Locomotive. except those who had been guilty of had tried to throw some brightness into He (irately» What circumstances? for the jaivlng of London streets. Each I would sweep out my cell, turn up my ami Delaware, with 2,400,000. treason. For ordinary offenses. Sllcll some other person’s life. ‘Whistle on She Your circumstances. The oldest locomotive in operation Is bed and blankets and clean up. Then lady is also presented with throe nails, as horse stealing, cattle stealing, being The Japanese eat more fish than any the Way’ is a gisid motto to live up Io, soon to tie withdrawn from service and to breakfast; then, if there was no and at a given signal they start to backward ill accounts or being in re other people in the world. With them Ills fnlneky Choice, placed in the Durham < ollege of Sei work to do, I would go liai’k to my cell work. The lady who is the first to Folly.” ceipt of suspected goods, a man value meat eating is a foreign innovation, i « « « « “Miss Ginx,” began young Gayboy ence at Newvastle-on-Tyne. This loco- and ent a small portion of opium. Then drive her three mills home to the head into sanctuary ' about a mile from the confined to the rich or. rather, to those wins the prize. Says one descriptive "or may I call you Glnevra ” - ‘‘I never felt so Hat or so mean ill my motive was built by George Stephenson I 1 would exercise witii dumbbells and monastery or •hurt'll. There used to lie reporter: "Steel sparks and splinters “Call me what you like.” she sail, rich people who prefer it to tlie nation al diet. four croi ses on tlie main roads leading life,” said a sixteen-year-old girl to a for the Helton colliery, near Durham, I take a sponge bath with cold water. flew around. The nails would go any witli a bright smile. to Beverley marking Hie limit id' the friend of her own age in Folly's hear and placed in service on Novemlier 18, Next would come a nap till dinner where but through the wood. The If all the latrj planted iu corn in the ’ "Well. I like Gin. ” lie whispered. area. In cases of manslaughter and ir.g the other day. “Why?” queried 1822, nearly three years before the first time. After dinner I would read and hammers would go anywhere but I on And tlien lie realized as she turned United States this year were massed, murder it was not siitlicient to be with the friend. “Well, you see three of us public railway in the world was opened think in my cell until 3 o’clock, when the nail heads.”—London Chronicle. ber pblz from idm that lie had blun the .area would exceed the British I would go to the bucket ground or ex in one of these crosses. Before tlie Isles. Holland ami Belgium combined the Stockton and Darlington road. dered. Chicago Tribune. gills had a grudge against that new ercise in the yard in file lock step with fugitive could claim sanctuary lie must or four lift Its of the area of France or The Ocean Trip. It was designed to draw a train of sixty- tlie others for half an houtx then girl who has just started into school. miter the church and scut himself in a ' iermany. Half an hour or so appears to be an Dntlable. stone chair known as the "frill stool ” She Ines just simply looked shocked at four tonsat a speed of four milesan hour back to tlie cell, taking with me bread The old grist mill at Port Jefferson. important saving in time in the ocean "Hi. there!" shouted the customs offi on steep grades, and lias iieen continu some of the things we girls did only in and a cup of coff ee made out of burned or "freed chair.” To this place many N. V.. which Wiis liuilt before the Rev voyage. Columbus and Cabot and cer suspiciously. "Why tire you hold ously operated at the Helton colliery bread crust for my supper. The count tied lor refuge from all parts of the fun, and she doesn't use slang or any olution by Richard Mott anil is said to Drake would not have thought much ing your handkerchief to your face?” country. of the up-Pedate sayings of the day, until quite recently,or fornearlyeighty was made nt G o’clock to see that all of it. but in these days of ship speeding "There's a let of cinder in my eye.” be tlie oldest structure on tlie Island, Is was right for the night. After that I years. On a level track the locomotive like ‘Doesn’t that jar you,' and other lieing torn down because It is unsafe. Look I lilt I 1». read in m.v cell us long as the oil last every captain of a liner is ambitious to answered the returning tourist. The lecturer pleaded with the crowd similar expressions. She is just too could haul 121) tons al a speed of ten ed.—"Autobiography of a Thief” In maintain his record and to beat it if "All, foreign substance In tlie eye! The bulldiug was erected in 1771 Sidney Smith described the Orni- possible. Again, there are people even You'll have to pay duty on it " Phila to "look tip.” In impassioned tones lie gissly-giMid for this world. We made miles mi hour. During the course of Leslie's Monthly. tliorliynehus paradoxus as a quadru- in this age of hurry and bustle to delphia Record. cried: ‘‘God always helps the man up our minds we were going to bring its service the engine has lieen almost ped aa large us a cat. with’ tlie eyes, whom the ocean trip is iu itself au thfit looks up! Never look down, my her down a peg or two. We were going entirely rebuilt several times, but there Tlie Penalty at Progress. color anil skin of a mole ami the bill friends, and do not waste too much to get her oil some place, mimic her still remain some oftheoriginal parts. Tlie W Ise Belale. Is it anybody’s business to keep count agreeable incident. The society Is gen time looking sideways. Look up, and and do everything to get her mad, un “As long. George, ns we haven’t any ami feet of a duck, an eccentric kind of the number of persons who are erally pleasant, there are interesting sights on the deep, the fare Is as good keep on looking up! I never knew a coal to cook with there is one thing I of bird bitten with tlie Ambition of lie A New Tunnel. killed by accidents from day to day in til she not only said something spiteful, lug a quadruped. man to fail if he looked up. Is there this country? The number must be as that of a first class hotel, seasick must speak to the fish dealer ubidii.” Another tunnel under the Thames at but was ready to fight, and then I was ness Inis become unfashionable, there a man in this audience who can say There were 1.071 strikes during 1901 "Ami what is Hint, my dear ." enormous, and most of tlie victims die the one selected to give her a good slap London has just lieen completed after is plenty of reading matter mid no dis that he always looks*up? "I must ask him to be sure to lav hi in Germany, involving 141.220 persons, of modern improvements of one kind A seedy stranger arose in the hack ill the lace, and if she hit back we were three years' work, says the Baltimore and another, says Life. Fatal trolley position to look at it. and the trip Is in li large supply of raw oysters." Cleve us against 1.4G2 strikes of 2!»S.8I9 per row to say: ‘‘1 can say that I always all going into the fray and there would Sun. It is for workmen who cross lie- ear accidents are more common and short a restful loaf till the ship is with land Plain Dealer. sons ill 1900. In 200 eases in 1901 the i strikes were successful, in 28.5 cases look up. I have steadily looked up not Is* much left of ,M iss Goody-Good's tween .Millwall and Greenwich, and is Comprehensive this year than ever be in range of the wireless telegraph and for thirty years, and am no better otT painful ladylike wavs when we got 1217 feet long and eleven feet in diame fore: railroads kill and malm about as the meddling world resumes its chat- they were partially successful, ami In Lovely bnmnn. I tor it. Looking up is my business.” Miss Hoamley I don’t know whether 571 cases they failed. through with her. We carried out the ter It is sixty feet below the high-wa usual, automobiles do their share, and ter. Brooklyn Eagle. ‘‘U'liat do you do for a living, my program beautifully. We all said mean, ter level, and its crown is thirteen feet mines, factories, tires, drowning acci The numerous islands of the Fata or not to wear a veil with this lint, 1*0 good man?” Ingenious Swindle. i gonia ¡irchipehigo are covered with ev you think it would improve it’.' tantalizing tilings and we mocked her lielow the liver bottom. It was driven dents, gas accidents, explosions and the ■ I’m a ceiling de<-orator.” A novel kind of swindle was prue- Miss Speitz That depends, dear, . Do I ergrecn forests capable of supplying like contribute with extraordinary 'J in* uproarious applause that greeted nice way of speaking, mimicked her miller air pressure by a shield started steadiness to our mortuary statistics. tieed iu n German town the other day. you mean to wear the veil over your ' immense quantities of valuable tint- ; this sally broke up the meeting. New walk, and just as we got to the pitch from the north side. The entrance at In the industrial world especially the A man struggling along under a heavy face or up on your hat? I’liiladelpl in i ber. while Hie mountain ranges, lieing where any of the rest of us would have either end is a shaft thirty-five feet in sacrifice of human life seems prodi burden suddenly stumbled mid crashed Press. York Press. of tlie same geological formation as flown into a rage that would have diameter, with stairways and an elec gious. Human life is cheap, but. cheap through a plate glass store window. those of Chile ami Peru, are probably Still Worse. Primal Poinin anil Iler Voice. < rich in mineral resources. ended in a pitched liattle, anil I stepped tric elevator. The cost was $51)0,1)00. as it is, American civilization seems The proprietor of the store demanded payment. The porter said he had no Ethel — What Is more aggravating j The exporting of American shoes Is Once upon a time there was a fa up ready to do my part, she said, ‘Ex unduly lavish in expending it. money. Passersby advised that he be than a man who tells you of his love of comparatively recent growth. In mous prlma donna who made a eon cuse me, I thought v<>U were little la A distinctly Chinese l itre for cholera searched. A thousand mark note was anil never mentions matrimony? tract with a noted impresario to sing dies,' and walked oft’. I never felt so was practiced at Cliinmifu a few weeks 1895 this country exported only $1, Aii Attentive DiiiiK'liter. Edltli—Oh, n uinn who tells von of 000.0011 worth of boots ami shoes. Imt found on him. which, he said, belonged In concerts for him nt u price which He (after marriage» — 1 don ’ t see why ago, where the disease was raging. The made each of her notes of about the little and mean ill my life. She simply cholera, as everyone knows, is a hot- you are not as considerste of my com to his employer. The storekeeper, his money and never mentions imitrl for Hie fiscal year liHll it sent abroad llisired us all and walked away like a however, deducted 100 marks for the mouy.—J udge. value of $1. $5.500.000 worth of boots and shoes, fort as you used to be of your father ’ s. weather epidemic in winter It ceases. value of his window and handed '.too All went well until the prlma donna queen. I can't bear to look in her face ami England and her colonies took She—Why, my dear, I am. So the Chinese went through all the re In the Studio. found a dressing room assigned to her and the rest ot the girls feel the same $4.400.000 worth of this total. He—How do you make that out? marks change to the porter, who went Baker’s Wife I should like to rat-* that did not meet with her approval way. We all are ashamed of ourselves ligious ceremonies of New Year's day, Wlitm I couie into the house. 1 have a wav swearing mid protesting. A lit An effort is being made in Sweden to 1 lien she complained that she was en and would give a good deal if it had not thinking thereby to fisd heaven Into be to hunt around for my slippers and ev tie later the storekeeper discovered the my little boy put into the picture too. use electricity In agriculture. A seed Artist — Then It w.ll cost $20 more. tlrely too hoarse to sing, and tlie im happened. She has taught ns a lesson lieving it was mid-winter, when it erything else 1 happen to want, but thousand mark note was spurious. field is covered by a network of wire, Baker's Wife-But I’ll take him tn presario find to make polite remarks to we won’t sisill forget.” would stay the pestilence. when I used to court you and your fa and a strong electric current is turned my lap.—Lippincott’s. his uudlence and dismiss it after re- Ofltriche«. on during nights and chilly days, but ther would come In from town you I » » » funding the money paid for admission. At the ostrich farm nt Coronado it Only almiit forty of the 7341 American would rush about gathering up his i ut off during sunny and warm weath The Limit. The remarks that he made out of the er. The system was Invented by Pro Alameda is to have an Improvement vessels in the whaling industry in 18MI tilings, wheel his easy chair up to the takes a bale of alfalfa hay cut up and Mrs. I’ppton Why. I thought your fessor Lemstrom of Helsingfors. Fili hearing of the audience were not so Club, the object of which is to improve lemalti in active pursuit of the animal fire, warm his slippers and get him a sack of barley to feed fifty-three little dog was white! polite. birds. The chicks are as Inquisitive ns land. to-day. Practically all the big tleet both u head rest and a foot rest, so Mrs. De Style So he was; but I had Moral Impresarios wish that they their already lieautiful town. One of a monkey and will snap a button off Hint nil lie had to do was to drop right Some time ago the customs author! sailed from New Bedford. the organizers stated that they had him dyed brown to match this dress. might have hoarseless prlma donnas.— your cont If an opportunity offers. The down and lie comfortable. ties seized a box of skittles that ar the same trouble in enthusing the resi Chicago Daily News. New York llernld. She—Oil. that was only so he’d go to old males lire lighters and can split rlveil in Constantinople on tlie plea dents that other places where they Australia, twenty-six times larger sleep sooner. fence boards with a kick. But when that Hie balls were hard and heavy The Ln»t Renort. than the whole of the British isles, has now have successful and progressive they get real mad they lie down anil In fndiu. and might lie used as cannon balls, "Herc'K Komething about nn author which would he exceedingly danger twist their necks and flap their wings Twenty eight languages are spoken Improvement ('lulls had in the liegin- a imputation smaller than that of Lon 1’onth*« Unrestraint. in India ami none of these is spoken ningof their careers as reformers for the don. oils It was not till one of the emlias “Don’t you sometimes long for your like a skirt dancer. Young chicks a committlug sulchle." "Yes; lie hail to nilvertlxi' Ills book* •les had taken a lot of trouble that the by fewer than 40<).i)o0 persons, while public good. They had to prove to the childhood's happy days?" said tlie sen few weeks old are worth in the market Ulijtlst weights ami measures to the timental person. tlie most general Is the mother tongue community that Alameda was capable $25 each. __________________ — In some way."—Atlanta Constitution balls were giveu up. of H5,5tX).<XM). Besides these there are liumtwr of 83,1*50 were seized in London Women. "Yes, ” answered MissCayenne. "there of fostering an entertainment and en W hut n M:in Think». In the remotest parts of tlie country during Hie past twelve montluj. are times when I would enjoy hanging "If you want to get on with women," A Clerlenl Conundrum. ‘‘When a man of twenty considers a dialects spoken by no more than 500 gineering it to a financial success. It tm the fence and making faces at pim •ays Max O'Rell, "never criticise them woman, hr thinks of her beauty. Imt Archbishop Whately once asked the persons, which none other than them- is not treading on a pathway of roues to History will show Hint the worst of ple I dou't like instead of having to auil never offer them advice.” And question: "Why can a man never selves can interpret. India lias nine organize an I uiproveinent Club and quarrels are liet w* n former friends and »ay: 'How do you do, dear? So glad never forget that this is a rule that at thirty be thinks of her loquacity.” starve in the great desert?” and ‘ ‘ What dors he think at forty? ” great creeds, numbering their followers start the ball to rolling, for you w ill find works only one way. Io see you!' Washington Star. answered it himself as follows: "Be former lovers. ‘ ‘ Oh, be thinks only of himself bv from the 208. ihhi . ism ) Hindoos down to many "mossbacks" to iui|>ede the prog cause he can eat the sand which Is that time.”—Indianapolis News. the 9.250.000 Animistics and the In ress by sending the ball back to the Alm to Hine. there. But what brought the sand Wluit a struggle a sick man makes Coal was for the tirst time used as numerable sects Inchided hi the 43.1*10 starting point. The progressive Ala Every man ought to aim at eminence for life considering that there is little wlches there? Why, Noah sent 11am, Grief. fuel in this country at Wilkesbarre on "others.” uot by pulling others down, but by In It but Whipping*!—Atchison Globe. medians, however, have now fallen into February li, 1892. Grief never sleeps. It watches con and his descendants mustered and raising biiuself. and enjoy the pleas line and will give a series of entertain tinually, like a jealous husband, All bred.” ure of bls own superiority, whether A decree recently promulgated by the world groans under Its sway, am) ments to raise the necessary money to I n Turkey red hair is counted a great Sometimes the man who hesitates Is Imaginary or real, without Interrupt the government of Costa Rica estab it fears that by sleeping Its clutch will put the roadway in first-class condi- tieauty, and the women dye their hair ing others lu the same felicity just the fellow who doesn’t get lost. lishes chemical laboratories In the cus become luoseued and its prey then es ion and transform the canal front into that tint. Mluueupolis Times. tom houses of the republic. cape. I POLLY LARKIN?
