BANDON RECORDER.
f
a boulevard. This will add much to
FORCING A FASHION.
CHOICE MISCELLANY HUMOR OF THE HOUR FACTS IN FEW LINES
the altractiveness of the place. The
Improvement Club will work iu har lion II hih Wrrr I nt rod need to th«
America bus 1.800 women preachers.
The <ar«titmie of th** Helped.
A Momentous Kneese.
Some liihlr Facts.
South Atrlcau *uia*ri.
mony with Hie Board of Trade, and we
There are 50,(MJO costermongers iu
Her busbauil’s brother bad through
Perhaps because all elephant sneezes
lien* are some facts about tlie Ohl
Andries De Villiers, a Boer,«Was the
can ex|iect results that will fullv eom-
his
owu
efforts
become
very
rich.
London.
Bo
seldom
or
because
he
sueezes
so
loud
Testament tliat It took one man three
"Now." he said, "1 will do something
There are LOOO shoe factories In the
prnsate them for the time and lalsir ex- p< Ison who first Introduced hats among oriental folk are very superstitious
years' time to figure out:
llie South African natives, says the
for ber and the children. 1 am umlei United States.
pended.
Gradually
evrry
town
of
any
There are 39 books. 929 chapters.
about
the
occurrence
and
believe
that
“You rememlier that article you wrote
Hallers' Gazette, and profit, not |dii-
no oldigatioii to them, Imt they are
A iH'troleuin oilfield bus lieen discov
23,214 verses, 590,4311 words mid 2.728,- recently, “He Whistled on the Way,' size will fall into line and will organize lanthropy, was his motive. One morn to hear an elephant sneeze brings good
|sior. and I feel that it will be no more ered in Trinidad.
11)9 letters.
l'olly? Well, that little jingle made all I'uprovemeiit CI u I m that will help to ing many years ago be chanced in Fort link. The Baltimore Herald gives un Hum right for me to help them.”
I Canadian trade with Great Britain
The middle book Is Proverbs,
Therefore he bought a comfortable has Increased over six millions the past
impression on me.
I thought how convert the towns into attractive ami Elizubeth to come across a consign account of the effect produced by the
The middle chapter is Job xxlx.
lieautlful
places.
ment of damaged hats offered for a sneeze of Jumbo 11. at the Maryland home for them and gave her the deed.
The middle verse would be 11 Chron- much more cheerful and happy every
« « « «
lucre song. He Isiuglit the wlmle lot, industrial exhibition:
Then he took her to the furujture stores, year.
one
would
be
if
they
could
only
make
re
were
a
verse
more,
leles XX. 18. If tin
In the rutted States more than $60.-
packed
them
away
in
his
wagon
and
Of all the delightful times for going
Jumbo’s sneeze is like tlie bursting mid they selected eurpets, beds, chairs
and verse 17 If there were a verse less. up their minds to whistle on the way.
started for Kattirhind.
and other tilings tlqit were necessary ( h hi ,000 is invested iii the making of
into
thecountry
it
is
during
our
I
iidian
of
a
boiler,
and
it
created
a
fairly
good
35,54!l times. I tried to rememlier a single iuataiice
The
When lie reuched Temliuland. he nil-
I . hiake them comfortable, and he paid fertilizer.
000111*8 t».iS5.r> where the whistler was a morose und summer. Our nimrods have discov loaded Ids stock, openisl Ilia kegs of Hip sized panic. The elephant began to get
The
In the eleven states Interested in the
ready for the sneeze half an hour be ’ i them, after which he went nlioiit industry 260.000 acres are sowu in
times.
sorrowful being, in id her words, a walk- ered this fact, anil many of them have uor, without which no trade was made
- own affairs rejoicing.
fore
It
happened.
and
as
the
time
for
Chronicles
I.
arranged
their
outing
for
themselves
The shortest verse is I
in those days, and began business. But
ng tombstone, throwing a dumper on
Mie sat in her new home, with her sugar beets.
the event drew near he was rolling
The total capital Invested In rail
ds i l.'isped ill her laj) ami n sail
everything lie came in contact with, and meuiliers of their family who can he found ids venture likely to prove an about I ii his cage, apparently in great
The twenty tirst verse of Ezra vii
lent e I he city to s|>end a greater part of unprofitable one. The native« did not
ways
and canals In the Dominion of
look
on
her
face.
but
I
failed
to
think
of
one.
1
remem
agony. Suddenly he stopped, gave one
eoiitalns all the letters of the alphabet.
the months of October and Novemlier want hats They wanted blankets and bellow and then sneezed.
"What is the trouble?" her neighbor Canada is $i.loo.ooo.<H»o.
lier,
too,
how
I
had
chided
our
Jack
fqr
Tlie nineteenth chapter of the Second
There are but 330.000 donkeys 111 the
m the iMiutiliy. Then they are licensed beads and looking glasses and above
The lisik of perfect contentment on r skeil.
Book of Kings ami the thirty-seventh whistling alsiul tlie house, and how I
"I was thinking of the s 'lllshness British Isles. Spain and Portugal have
to bring dow n the lleet-footed deer if all liquor, Imt they looked askance at bls face after the great event was In
chapter of Isaiah are practically the had even sent him out into the street
hats. Then a bright idea came to An
• nil meanness of some people, she sor between them over 2.500,000.
because lie w as noisy. I hud made him they can, and shoot the shy mountain dries. He wanted to introduce those startling contrast to the terror seen on rowfully replied. "Think of all the
same.
lu spite of hard times the value of
in the New Testament there are 27 feel like he was disgraced lime ai.d quail that ever proves a tempiatioii to hats. He dill introduce them. His slui the faces of the fleeing people. Visitors money he bus. yet be Is too stingy, too
farm animals in Germany is increasing
to
the
exposition
were
running
in
all
the
limiter
and
the
epicure
as
well.
I
books. ‘Ji'iii chapters. 7.959 verses, 181.- again. He fell it keenly, list, some
pie exjiedient was to refuse to sell any-
directions, uot knowing what awful narrow minded, to even give ns a pi at tiie rate of four millions a year.
258 words and 8!t8.:i8i) letters.
times, for I hail spoken sharply to him tisik a trip over the California North tiling to a Kaffir unless lie bought a thing It was from which they were auo!" Chicago Record Herald.
The Moorish government lias grunted
The middle Isiok Is II Thessalonians.
before company more than once, think western Railway the other day, and it hat too. The Kaffirs wanted Ills goods, racing away.
to France n contract for Hie coining of
The middle chapter would lie Ro
looked as if all the hunters in San Fran Ko they bought the lints.
Science.
Aiming the Mohammedans of the ori
$3.000,000 worth of Moorish money.
mans xlil if there were a chapter more, ing that it would leacli him a lesson cisco and around the bay weie aboard.
When a Kiittir buys anything, be ental and Cingalese villages Jumbo’s
"Wasn’t it a terrifying experience."
Hint
would
not
sisiii
be
forgotten;
Gut
A ii annual cyclopedia for lisil places
mid Romans xiv if a chapter less.
feels
bound
to
make
Us.'
of
It.
Tlie
na
At « very station Hie train let oil’ passen
sneeze caused wild excitement. They asked bis friend, "when you lost your the total gifts ami bequests ill the
you might just as well hav« tried to
Tlie middle verse Is Acts xvll, 17.
tives
therefore
donned
their
head
gear
gers loaded down with gnus and limit
rushed to the cage and, bowing before foothold and went sliding down the I’llited States last year at $Hi7.3ito.iHHi.
still the whistling of the winds around
The shortest verse is John xl. 35.
and returned to their kraals. Now ap-
mountains?"
It is seventy three years since the
Tlie middle chapter of tlie entire Bi the house as to silence Jack. He just ing paraphernalia, lunches and medi pearisl the brilliancy of the trader's his elephantine highness, began pray
"It was exciting, but extremely in first omnibus started running In Lon
ing
ut
a
rapid
rate.
When
they
fin
cine,
presumably
for
snake
bites.
Some
ble is also tlie shortest tin* One Hun couldn't help whistling. After I read
idea. Fashion rules the world. It is as
were going for weeks accompanied by strong In Africa ns in America, and ished. they explained that an ele teresting." said tlie college professor. don. Few of the original vehicles re
died and Seventeenth 1‘sulni.
that article, ‘He Whistled on the Way,'
"I could not help noticing all the wuy
Tlie middle verse Is tlie eighth of the 1 turned over a new leaf and ill fact en their wives and children, others for a when those who had stayed at home phant’s sneezes are of the rarest occur
main.
rence, and the event Was one of great down with what absolute accuracy I
one of the new bridges to lie thrown
One Hundred and Eighteenth Psalm.
few days or possibly a day's outing. saw the travelers return in all the glo
least
was
following
along
the
line
of
couraged him in his cheerful amu-e-
significance to them. Elephants are
over the Seine Is to lie built 111 two sto
‘‘Never went upon this road yet that ry of this strange covering they felt susceptible to cold anil catch cold eas resistance. ’ Chicago Tribune.
ment. Where before I saw only noise
ries. with one set of arches resting on
Iirafh nod th«* PIHIoMopher,
I did not come back happy and with a behindhand and old fashioned, Their ily. but it is very, very rarely that they
A certain philosopher was in the and confusion I began now to see that giaid bag to show for my day’s limit,” desire to possess the latest thing In
another.
sneeze.
Mett Muge lite Laws,
habit of saying whenever he heard that there was real music in Jack’s wliis
hats became intense. They paid An
One result of the Anglo-Japanese al
said one enthusiastic nimrod, and his
"There’s no law against a person
an old friend had passed away: "Ah. thug, for he can imitate the songs or
dries a visit, and his stock no longer
II > inns Allowed In Hie Treanury.
Hance will lie the prevention of prohi
himself.
”
growled
making
a
fool
of
sentiment
was
echoed
by
several
other
well, death comes to us all. It is no new Holes of tlie wild birds to perfection,
hung heavy upon his bands, The lints
A day or two after Secretary Shaw old man Rohrer.
biHen of Japanese in Australia, once
thing. It is what we must
i
expect, and whistle ‘Annie Laurie’ until it voices saying, “The same lure, old were soon sold.
disciplined several clerks of the treas
suggested.
"The
men
make
all
of
the
laws,
do
Pass me the biitt<*r, my dear. Yes, brings tears to youi eyes. I see that man.”
This happened some time ago, anti ury department for playing poker and
■’Snuff" Is the local name of a myste
they not?" mildly asked Mis. Rohrer.
deuth comes to all, and illy friend's
now every trading store keeps a supply indulging in other practices not con
rious maladi which has already caused
they are paying a big price to a young
"Ilf course.”
yme had come.”
BRIEF REVIEW.
of lints constantly on hand. They are sistent with his views of the proper
"1 see." she mused. “Men never like the deaths of many sheep in < 'ardigan
Now, Leath overheard I líese pililo man in New York to whistle in the
said to be manufactured expressly for conduct of public officials he entered
to
hamper themselves."—1 mlianapolis shire. Wales.
choir
at
one
ot
the
big
churches.
I
sophical remarks at different tiines,
the natives, and no one who glances at bis office nt an unusually early hour,
Double Stars.
Russia is founding an Independent
News.
and one day lie showed himself to the know our Jack could whistle all around
the show will doubt it.
even for Idm. Richard l’age. of Afri
bishopric in China, and tlie bishop
The discovery has recently been re
philosopher.
the New York whistler, for when he
inn descent and of great dignity ac
The Rejection.
eli i't uf Clmrbin and FiJJng will be at
"1 am heath,” said he simply.
gets started o.i religious tunes you can ported of over 100 pairs of double stars.
quired through his long connection
UulldoK Kinder Than Child.
the head of it.
"Go away,” said the man, in a pii lllc. almost see the pearly gates, it brings These double stars appear to the linked
witli
the
department
ns
a
messenger,
Au incident related by George Eliot
A silver cup. or argyl "Robert Burns
“I am not ready for you.”
eye
as
single
stars,
but
through
Hie
tel
was
singing
an
old
fashioned
church
you so near. There wouldn’t be illudi
proves tliut kindness and devotion are
from Mary." hall mark, ’.784 brought
’Yes. but it is one of your favorite
chance for a sinner to stay out of the escope I heir binary character is seen. characteristic of Hie bulldog breed. hymn, not thinking of course that
£10 los. at Steven’s auction rooms in
truisms that Death conn’s to all, and I
fold if they got Jack to whistle ill It is known that ill most cases these The distinguished author was on a vis tlie secretary was withfti the sound
lamilmmei'ently.
am but proving your words.”
of
Ids
voice.
•
When
the
messenger
it
to
the
house
of
a
friend
where
a
church. The most hardened of them double stars, says tlie Baltimore Sun,
l lie biggest meteorite ever seen has
"Go away! You ar«* dreadful!”
turned
and
discovered
that
the
secre
bulldog and a child, each of the age of
lieen found at Finite Alegre, in Brazil.
"No more dreadful than 1 always would get repentant right oil', for if the are not simply two stars that lie in the six. were among the household posses tary had heard him singing, he was
It is ¡in Immense rock mass 85 feet
am. But why have you changed ho ? first tune didn't convert him the sec same direction and appear to the eye to sions. During dessert after dinner, sore afraid and begged that his viola
long and 55 feet thick.
You have never feared the death that ond would, lie just couldn't stand it. lie dose together while in reality lieing while all were absorbed in conversa tion of the rules of tlie department,
The British Lifeboat assoeiatlm. is
has come to your friends. I never Well, since I have turned over the new far apart, but they are actually associ tion, they were startled by u loud bowl w hich prohibit the making of unusual
considering the establishment of a
heard you sigh when 1 carried off your leaf and repented toward Jack and his ated together and revolve round each of pain from the dog, evidently pro noises, should not result in bis inline-
wireless service around the coast, iu
old companions. Y'ou have always said,
natural failing w histling—I have tried other. Ill some eases four or five stars ceeding from under the table. An in ditlc discharge. "Never mind, Rich-
eluding the lighthouses.
‘It is tin* way of all tlesh.' Shall I
are so grouped round a single center of vestigation Immediately made discov jird. never mind.” consolingly said the
a
little
bit
of
the
reconstruction
act
on
make an exception in favor of your
Loudon is liitroilueing water troughs
myself and endeavored to learn the gravity. Tlie periods of revolution of ered that the child, equipped with a secretary. "1 see nothing in the rules
tlesh?”
for thirsty horses, nt which the water
pair of scissors, was under the table of this department which prohibits the
many
of
the
double
stars
have
lieen
art
of
‘
whistling
on
the
way.'
It
does
"Y<‘s, for I am not ready.”
can be run off by touching a push but-
also and trying to cut the dog’s ears singing of church by inns. If more of
"But I am. Your time has come. Do uot come easy to a prosy old fellow like noted. The periods run generally from
ton and fresh water run in.
that kind of music were rendered here,
with
them.
From
one
ear
of
the
bull
not repine, Your friends will go oil myself, who has met with tlie upland twenty-live to a hundred years, and the
Tile teiritorial board of
the blood was running, and yet the we would all get along better. You
buttering their toast. They will take downs and many disappointments that refill i ve posit ion of I he I wo stars changes dog was making not the slightest ef can sing hymns. Richard, in this build
Hawaii is to begin a series of experi
It as philosophically as you have taken (lock after a man of my age. I admit so slowly that «'bservations covering
ments to determine the value of X
fort to escape or defend liimself. The ing ¡is inui'li as you want to. but re
every other death.”
i.iys in tlie treatment of leprosy.
I’ve be n grumpy and impatient, Imtli many years, and sometimes many life host and father, outraged by the evi member. Richard, that I want you to
And tin* philosopher and Deatli de-
For giving a Sunday performance al
at home and abroad, and instead of times, have to be made before full data dence of such cruelty on tlie part of sing only hymns when you slug at
parted on a long journey together.—
Kalgoorlie of a play entitled "Barab
can be had
For a long time it had the child, determined on immediate all.”
Charles Battell Loomis in Brandar * whistling on the way’ I have lieen car
bas” ¡i theatrical manager has been
rying a dirge in my heart that if put been known tliat tlie Giant star or sun punishment. But when lie undertook
Magazine.
A
Sport For Women.
fined $500 by the supreme court of
to
carry
the
punishment
into
effect
the
Sirius
periodically
moved
aside
a
little,
into words might have lead, ‘so many
’’Hammering" is an unpleasant proc
Western Australia.
dog interfered, pushing himself be
An E um II’ h I i Sanctuary,
sorrows here below,' or some other just as if he were swinging aside a small
ess on the Stock Exchange. Imt in Aus
1'lie lower clans of the Japanese em
tween
the
master
and
tlie
child
und
Beverley minster, listi miles north of strain quite as dismal. I don’t find it companion in the celestial dance. The
tralia the word has recently acquired a
licking the face of the latter.
ploy hardly any other material than
Loudon, is the shrine of St. John ol
new and more agreeable significance.
tlie easiest thing in tile world now to Washington twenty-six-inch telescope I
paper foi- their clothing. Where wages
Beverley, who died in the year 721.
was (siinted al Sirius and II w® plainly
At antipodean bazaars "liammeriug" is
‘
whistle
on
the
way,
’
but
I'm
making
Wlnit
it
Convict
D
ock in Priwon.
are exceedingly low cloth is ¡in luipos
In !»::s ttlielstiin. king of England,
now
an
established
institution.
Ladies
If 1 had little work to do in prison,
slble extravagance.
gave several privileges to tlie monas a desperate effort to learn. Don’t think seen that lie did indeed have a mate,
who enter for the competition go on a
Georgia is tlie peach state of the
tery. one being tlie privilege of sanc I'd want any better epitaph on my which, however,isso much smaller I nan how did I spend tlie time? At Auburn, platform with hammers in their hands.
She I cannot marry you owing to
where I lived tlie greater part of m,v
tuary. This was not merely for man- tomlistone than ‘He Whistled on the himself as to be rather a satellite.
circumstances over which I have no Union, li,ivlng *7.GGii.ooo peach bearing
Flach
is
supplied
with
a
piece
of
the
first term, the routine of my life was
trees. Next is Maryland, with 4,015.-
«hiylnwt II was open to all wrongdoers Way.”
It 'would look as though I
control.
as follows: After rising in tlie morning hard Australian timber largely used
• hi O; then New Jersey, with 2.700.0O0.
The Oldest Locomotive.
except those who had been guilty of had tried to throw some brightness into
He (irately» What circumstances?
for
the
jaivlng
of
London
streets.
Each
I would sweep out my cell, turn up my
ami Delaware, with 2,400,000.
treason. For ordinary offenses. Sllcll some other person’s life. ‘Whistle on
She Your circumstances.
The oldest locomotive in operation Is
bed and blankets and clean up. Then lady is also presented with throe nails,
as horse stealing, cattle stealing, being
The Japanese eat more fish than any
the Way’ is a gisid motto to live up Io, soon to tie withdrawn from service and to breakfast; then, if there was no and at a given signal they start to
backward ill accounts or being in re
other people in the world. With them
Ills fnlneky Choice,
placed in the Durham < ollege of Sei work to do, I would go liai’k to my cell work. The lady who is the first to
Folly.”
ceipt of suspected goods, a man value
meat eating is a foreign innovation,
i
« « « «
“Miss Ginx,” began young Gayboy
ence at Newvastle-on-Tyne. This loco- and ent a small portion of opium. Then drive her three mills home to the head
into sanctuary ' about a mile from the
confined to the rich or. rather, to those
wins
the
prize.
Says
one
descriptive
"or
may
I
call
you
Glnevra
”
-
‘‘I never felt so Hat or so mean ill my motive was built by George Stephenson I 1 would exercise witii dumbbells and
monastery or •hurt'll. There used to lie
reporter: "Steel sparks and splinters
“Call me what you like.” she sail, rich people who prefer it to tlie nation
al diet.
four croi ses on tlie main roads leading life,” said a sixteen-year-old girl to a for the Helton colliery, near Durham, I take a sponge bath with cold water. flew around. The nails would go any witli a bright smile.
to Beverley marking Hie limit id' the friend of her own age in Folly's hear and placed in service on Novemlier 18, Next would come a nap till dinner where but through the wood. The
If all the latrj planted iu corn in the
’
"Well.
I
like
Gin.
”
lie
whispered.
area. In cases of manslaughter and ir.g the other day. “Why?” queried 1822, nearly three years before the first time. After dinner I would read and hammers would go anywhere but I on
And tlien lie realized as she turned United States this year were massed,
murder it was not siitlicient to be with the friend. “Well, you see three of us public railway in the world was opened think in my cell until 3 o’clock, when the nail heads.”—London Chronicle.
ber pblz from idm that lie had blun the .area would exceed the British
I would go to the bucket ground or ex
in one of these crosses. Before tlie
Isles. Holland ami Belgium combined
the Stockton and Darlington road.
dered. Chicago Tribune.
gills had a grudge against that new
ercise in the yard in file lock step with
fugitive could claim sanctuary lie must
or four lift Its of the area of France or
The Ocean Trip.
It was designed to draw a train of sixty- tlie others for half an houtx then
girl
who
has
just
started
into
school.
miter the church and scut himself in a
' iermany.
Half an hour or so appears to be an
Dntlable.
stone chair known as the "frill stool ” She Ines just simply looked shocked at four tonsat a speed of four milesan hour back to tlie cell, taking with me bread
The old grist mill at Port Jefferson.
important saving in time in the ocean
"Hi. there!" shouted the customs offi
on
steep
grades,
and
lias
iieen
continu
some
of
the
things
we
girls
did
only
in
and
a
cup
of
coff
ee
made
out
of
burned
or "freed chair.” To this place many
N. V.. which Wiis liuilt before the Rev
voyage.
Columbus
and
Cabot
and
cer
suspiciously.
"Why
tire
you
hold
ously
operated
at
the
Helton
colliery
bread crust for my supper. The count
tied lor refuge from all parts of the fun, and she doesn't use slang or any
olution by Richard Mott anil is said to
Drake would not have thought much ing your handkerchief to your face?”
country.
of the up-Pedate sayings of the day, until quite recently,or fornearlyeighty was made nt G o’clock to see that all of it. but in these days of ship speeding
"There's a let of cinder in my eye.” be tlie oldest structure on tlie Island, Is
was
right
for
the
night.
After
that
I
years.
On
a
level
track
the
locomotive
like ‘Doesn’t that jar you,' and other
lieing torn down because It is unsafe.
Look I lilt I 1».
read in m.v cell us long as the oil last every captain of a liner is ambitious to answered the returning tourist.
The lecturer pleaded with the crowd similar expressions. She is just too could haul 121) tons al a speed of ten ed.—"Autobiography of a Thief” In maintain his record and to beat it if
"All, foreign substance In tlie eye! The bulldiug was erected in 1771
Sidney Smith described the Orni-
possible. Again, there are people even You'll have to pay duty on it " Phila
to "look tip.” In impassioned tones lie gissly-giMid for this world. We made miles mi hour. During the course of Leslie's Monthly.
tliorliynehus paradoxus as a quadru-
in this age of hurry and bustle to delphia Record.
cried: ‘‘God always helps the man up our minds we were going to bring its service the engine has lieen almost
ped aa large us a cat. with’ tlie eyes,
whom the ocean trip is iu itself au
thfit looks up! Never look down, my her down a peg or two. We were going entirely rebuilt several times, but there
Tlie Penalty at Progress.
color anil skin of a mole ami the bill
friends, and do not waste too much to get her oil some place, mimic her still remain some oftheoriginal parts.
Tlie W Ise Belale.
Is it anybody’s business to keep count agreeable incident. The society Is gen
time looking sideways. Look up, and and do everything to get her mad, un
“As long. George, ns we haven’t any ami feet of a duck, an eccentric kind
of the number of persons who are erally pleasant, there are interesting
sights
on
the
deep,
the
fare
Is
as
good
keep on looking up! I never knew a
coal
to cook with there is one thing I of bird bitten with tlie Ambition of lie
A
New
Tunnel.
killed by accidents from day to day in
til she not only said something spiteful,
lug a quadruped.
man to fail if he looked up. Is there
this country? The number must be as that of a first class hotel, seasick must speak to the fish dealer ubidii.”
Another
tunnel
under
the
Thames
at
but
was
ready
to
fight,
and
then
I
was
ness Inis become unfashionable, there
a man in this audience who can say
There were 1.071 strikes during 1901
"Ami what is Hint, my dear ."
enormous,
and
most
of
tlie
victims
die
the one selected to give her a good slap London has just lieen completed after
is plenty of reading matter mid no dis
that he always looks*up?
"I must ask him to be sure to lav hi in Germany, involving 141.220 persons,
of
modern
improvements
of
one
kind
A seedy stranger arose in the hack ill the lace, and if she hit back we were three years' work, says the Baltimore and another, says Life. Fatal trolley position to look at it. and the trip Is in li large supply of raw oysters." Cleve us against 1.4G2 strikes of 2!»S.8I9 per
row to say: ‘‘1 can say that I always all going into the fray and there would Sun. It is for workmen who cross lie- ear accidents are more common and short a restful loaf till the ship is with land Plain Dealer.
sons ill 1900. In 200 eases in 1901 the
i strikes were successful, in 28.5 cases
look up. I have steadily looked up not Is* much left of ,M iss Goody-Good's tween .Millwall and Greenwich, and is Comprehensive this year than ever be in range of the wireless telegraph and
for thirty years, and am no better otT painful ladylike wavs when we got 1217 feet long and eleven feet in diame fore: railroads kill and malm about as the meddling world resumes its chat-
they were partially successful, ami In
Lovely bnmnn.
I
tor it. Looking up is my business.”
Miss Hoamley I don’t know whether 571 cases they failed.
through with her. We carried out the ter It is sixty feet below the high-wa usual, automobiles do their share, and ter. Brooklyn Eagle.
‘‘U'liat do you do for a living, my program beautifully. We all said mean, ter level, and its crown is thirteen feet mines, factories, tires, drowning acci
The numerous islands of the Fata
or not to wear a veil with this lint, 1*0
good man?”
Ingenious Swindle.
i gonia ¡irchipehigo are covered with ev
you think it would improve it’.'
tantalizing tilings and we mocked her lielow the liver bottom. It was driven dents, gas accidents, explosions and the
■ I’m a ceiling de<-orator.”
A novel kind of swindle was prue-
Miss Speitz That depends, dear, . Do I ergrecn forests capable of supplying
like contribute with extraordinary
'J in* uproarious applause that greeted nice way of speaking, mimicked her miller air pressure by a shield started steadiness to our mortuary statistics. tieed iu n German town the other day. you mean to wear the veil over your
' immense quantities of valuable tint-
;
this sally broke up the meeting. New walk, and just as we got to the pitch from the north side. The entrance at In the industrial world especially the A man struggling along under a heavy face or up on your hat? I’liiladelpl in i ber. while Hie mountain ranges, lieing
where any of the rest of us would have either end is a shaft thirty-five feet in sacrifice of human life seems prodi burden suddenly stumbled mid crashed Press.
York Press.
of tlie same geological formation as
flown into a rage that would have diameter, with stairways and an elec gious. Human life is cheap, but. cheap through a plate glass store window.
those of Chile ami Peru, are probably
Still Worse.
Primal Poinin anil Iler Voice.
< rich in mineral resources.
ended in a pitched liattle, anil I stepped tric elevator. The cost was $51)0,1)00.
as it is, American civilization seems The proprietor of the store demanded
payment. The porter said he had no
Ethel — What Is more aggravating j The exporting of American shoes Is
Once upon a time there was a fa up ready to do my part, she said, ‘Ex
unduly lavish in expending it.
money. Passersby advised that he be than a man who tells you of his love of comparatively recent growth. In
mous prlma donna who made a eon cuse me, I thought v<>U were little la
A distinctly Chinese l itre for cholera
searched. A thousand mark note was anil never mentions matrimony?
tract with a noted impresario to sing dies,' and walked oft’. I never felt so was practiced at Cliinmifu a few weeks
1895 this country exported only $1,
Aii Attentive DiiiiK'liter.
Edltli—Oh, n uinn who tells von of 000.0011 worth of boots ami shoes. Imt
found on him. which, he said, belonged
In concerts for him nt u price which
He
(after
marriage»
—
1
don
’
t
see
why
ago,
where
the
disease
was
raging.
The
made each of her notes of about the little and mean ill my life. She simply cholera, as everyone knows, is a hot- you are not as considerste of my com to his employer.
The storekeeper, his money and never mentions imitrl for Hie fiscal year liHll it sent abroad
llisired us all and walked away like a
however, deducted 100 marks for the mouy.—J udge.
value of $1.
$5.500.000 worth of boots and shoes,
fort
as
you
used
to
be
of
your
father
’
s.
weather epidemic in winter It ceases.
value of his window and handed '.too
All went well until the prlma donna queen. I can't bear to look in her face
ami England and her colonies took
She—Why, my dear, I am.
So
the
Chinese
went
through
all
the
re
In the Studio.
found a dressing room assigned to her and the rest ot the girls feel the same
$4.400.000 worth of this total.
He—How do you make that out? marks change to the porter, who went
Baker’s Wife I should like to rat-*
that did not meet with her approval way. We all are ashamed of ourselves ligious ceremonies of New Year's day, Wlitm I couie into the house. 1 have a wav swearing mid protesting. A lit
An effort is being made in Sweden to
1 lien she complained that she was en and would give a good deal if it had not thinking thereby to fisd heaven Into be to hunt around for my slippers and ev tie later the storekeeper discovered the my little boy put into the picture too.
use electricity In agriculture. A seed
Artist
—
Then
It
w.ll
cost
$20
more.
tlrely too hoarse to sing, and tlie im happened. She has taught ns a lesson lieving it was mid-winter, when it erything else 1 happen to want, but thousand mark note was spurious.
field is covered by a network of wire,
Baker's Wife-But I’ll take him tn
presario find to make polite remarks to we won’t sisill forget.”
would stay the pestilence.
when I used to court you and your fa
and a strong electric current is turned
my lap.—Lippincott’s.
his uudlence and dismiss it after re-
Ofltriche«.
on during nights and chilly days, but
ther would come In from town you
I
» » »
funding the money paid for admission.
At the ostrich farm nt Coronado it
Only almiit forty of the 7341 American would rush about gathering up his
i ut off during sunny and warm weath
The
Limit.
The remarks that he made out of the
er. The system was Invented by Pro
Alameda is to have an Improvement vessels in the whaling industry in 18MI tilings, wheel his easy chair up to the takes a bale of alfalfa hay cut up and
Mrs. I’ppton Why. I thought your fessor Lemstrom of Helsingfors. Fili
hearing of the audience were not so
Club, the object of which is to improve lemalti in active pursuit of the animal fire, warm his slippers and get him a sack of barley to feed fifty-three little dog was white!
polite.
birds. The chicks are as Inquisitive ns
land.
to-day. Practically all the big tleet both u head rest and a foot rest, so
Mrs. De Style So he was; but I had
Moral Impresarios wish that they their already lieautiful town. One of
a monkey and will snap a button off
Hint
nil
lie
had
to
do
was
to
drop
right
Some time ago the customs author!
sailed
from
New
Bedford.
the
organizers
stated
that
they
had
him
dyed
brown
to
match
this
dress.
might have hoarseless prlma donnas.—
your cont If an opportunity offers. The
down and lie comfortable.
ties seized a box of skittles that ar
the
same
trouble
in
enthusing
the
resi
Chicago
Daily
News.
New York llernld.
She—Oil. that was only so he’d go to old males lire lighters and can split
rlveil in Constantinople on tlie plea
dents that other places where they
Australia, twenty-six times larger sleep sooner.
fence boards with a kick. But when
that Hie balls were hard and heavy
The
Ln»t
Renort.
than
the
whole
of
the
British
isles,
has
now
have
successful
and
progressive
they
get
real
mad
they
lie
down
anil
In fndiu.
and might lie used as cannon balls,
"Herc'K Komething about nn author which would he exceedingly danger
twist their necks and flap their wings
Twenty eight languages are spoken Improvement ('lulls had in the liegin- a imputation smaller than that of Lon
1’onth*« Unrestraint.
in India ami none of these is spoken ningof their careers as reformers for the don.
oils It was not till one of the emlias
“Don’t you sometimes long for your like a skirt dancer. Young chicks a committlug sulchle."
"Yes; lie hail to nilvertlxi' Ills book* •les had taken a lot of trouble that the
by fewer than 40<).i)o0 persons, while public good. They had to prove to the
childhood's happy days?" said tlie sen few weeks old are worth in the market
Ulijtlst weights ami measures to the timental person.
tlie most general Is the mother tongue community that Alameda was capable
$25 each. __________________
— In some way."—Atlanta Constitution
balls were giveu up.
of H5,5tX).<XM). Besides these there are
liumtwr of 83,1*50 were seized in London
Women.
"Yes,
”
answered
MissCayenne.
"there
of fostering an entertainment and en
W hut n M:in Think».
In the remotest parts of tlie country
during Hie past twelve montluj.
are times when I would enjoy hanging
"If you want to get on with women,"
A Clerlenl Conundrum.
‘‘When a man of twenty considers a
dialects spoken by no more than 500 gineering it to a financial success. It
tm the fence and making faces at pim •ays Max O'Rell, "never criticise them woman, hr thinks of her beauty. Imt
Archbishop Whately once asked the
persons, which none other than them- is not treading on a pathway of roues to
History will show Hint the worst of ple I dou't like instead of having to auil never offer them advice.” And
question: "Why can a man never
selves can interpret. India lias nine organize an I uiproveinent Club and quarrels are liet w* n former friends and »ay: 'How do you do, dear? So glad never forget that this is a rule that at thirty be thinks of her loquacity.”
starve in the great desert?” and
‘
‘
What
dors
he
think
at
forty?
”
great creeds, numbering their followers start the ball to rolling, for you w ill find
works only one way.
Io see you!'
Washington Star.
answered it himself as follows: "Be
former lovers.
‘
‘
Oh,
be
thinks
only
of
himself
bv
from the 208. ihhi . ism ) Hindoos down to many "mossbacks" to iui|>ede the prog
cause he can eat the sand which Is
that time.”—Indianapolis News.
the 9.250.000 Animistics and the In ress by sending the ball back to the
Alm to Hine.
there. But what brought the sand
Wluit a struggle a sick man makes
Coal was for the tirst time used as
numerable sects Inchided hi the 43.1*10 starting point. The progressive Ala
Every man ought to aim at eminence for life considering that there is little
wlches there? Why, Noah sent 11am,
Grief.
fuel
in
this
country
at
Wilkesbarre
on
"others.”
uot by pulling others down, but by In It but Whipping*!—Atchison Globe.
medians, however, have now fallen into February li, 1892.
Grief never sleeps. It watches con and his descendants mustered and
raising biiuself. and enjoy the pleas
line and will give a series of entertain
tinually, like a jealous husband, All bred.”
ure
of
bls
own
superiority,
whether
A
decree
recently
promulgated
by
the world groans under Its sway, am)
ments to raise the necessary money to
I n Turkey red hair is counted a great
Sometimes the man who hesitates Is
Imaginary or real, without Interrupt the government of Costa Rica estab it fears that by sleeping Its clutch will
put the roadway in first-class condi- tieauty, and the women dye their hair
ing others lu the same felicity
just the fellow who doesn’t get lost.
lishes
chemical
laboratories
In
the
cus
become
luoseued
and
its
prey
then
es
ion and transform the canal front into that tint.
Mluueupolis Times.
tom houses of the republic.
cape.
I POLLY LARKIN?