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BANDON RECORDER. 1 returned. ‘Come and see your den,’ said my wife proudly as »tie led the way. The lhsir had lieen polished un- . til it shone like a piano. Two or three Turkish rugs were thrown down as if to iliviteyou to show your agility iu some aerobatic performance. The couch I had dreamed about was a niatwol Turk-. ish draperies with a canopy of the same materials overhead ami it was covered with sofa cushions so elaborate I that 1 would not dare to lay my head ! ou them. The easy chair hail tidies on I the track and arms. The table bad Ireeti draped with oriental silk in some gaudy design and a paper weigtit and a big cut-glass and silver inkstand, a hand-painted ash receiver and a deli cate hand-painted china box with a cover for matches. Heavy dra|ieries at the windows, as if I did not intend any of the smoke to escape or to allow any fresh air to creep in. My old comforta ble smoking-jacket and slippers hail given place to brand-new articles, and when I heard that site had sold the old jacket to the ragman, my heart sank, but it went clear down to zero when I found my old slippers had also gone into the ragbag, leaving the stitT hand-embroidered ones Io Ire broken in. ‘Isn’t it lovely?’ asked my wife, ‘and it is the envy of every woman in the neighlstrlHrod. Only cost fifty dollars to fix it up, too. Here’s the bill. Now I will leave you to enjoy it while I en tertain the company.’ As I heard the last echo of her step on the stairs 1 pulled oil' the tidies and threw them into the corner, sank into that horrible chair ami gave vent to words that were never intended for publication.” A DARING WORKMAN. Illa Craiy Antics on au I'nHiilahed Bridge Acroaa Ike Steger«. APPRENTICE QUARRELS. NEW SHORT STORIES facts in few lines Iftonx French Workmen Travel VI Worcester, Mass., has a new art mu Au I uproHiable Wllue»». ways Heady For a S'I a at. "1 remember.” said a bridge con Representative Clayton of Alabama seum. Jealousies between the work meu’s Hundreds of seals made Nelson Is Natives In the Punjab have taken to tractor some time ago while on the corporations In France result iu "Ho tells a good story concerning a ease land. In the south Shetland group, look pingpong. subject of workmen’s daredeviltrlea, meric” combats, bloody battles. It is which happened down in Ills stute. black a» night ns we approached. They An old colored woman, whose first "when worklug at the big bridge the one bad side of an Institution that A skeleton dug up In Texas has an “Where there's a will there's a way.” dlsisirted tin uiselves iu the water and name was Mary, was a witness on the eight inch jaw. across the Niagara when the two can- I is otherwise so truly fraternal. The woiueu of the land have long ago played upon the shore. Iu wonder, not stand In a murder case. It was alleged talever arms had approached within A young white thrush with pink eyes They start out In companies, rarely alarm, they stared at us as we drew found out the truth of this old adage fifty feet of each other a keen rivalry alone, to make their "tour of France.” Unit she hud had au lnqioitiilit conver has been caught at Tpswich. and have heroically gone to work and near In a small boat. We leaped on us to who should be the first I#*cross Before coming back to continue their sation with the accused and tlie prose Eight samples of lemonade analyzed shore among them. Still they looked taken tasks on their shoulders that sprang up among the men. A long work in their own villages the young cuting attorney Insisted rtml she should st Leeds, England, have beeu found to at us In dumb curiosity. I was as would have appalled the sterner sex be compelled to testify. The defend plank connected the two arms, leaving apprentices go together from town to rontain lead poison. much impressed as were the seals and and the latter have turned pale at the about two and a halt feet of support towu to study on tlie ground the mas ant's counsel fought vigorously to keep Two perfectly formed chickens have stared as hard at them In an answer audacity of women assuming tasks that at each end. Strict orders were issued terpieces of their trade and to see the the conversation from the Jury, and after arguing the question for a whole been hatched out of a double yolked ing wonder. that no one should attenqit to cross the they have deemed far beyond their best that the genius of their ancestors egg at Saltash, Cornwall. “t'ome, old fellow,” said young So- plunk upon penalty of instant dis has produced. It Is the knight erran day it was submitted to the Judge. Of London's 12,000 hansoms 1.295 bral, approaching one of the large strength or desire to cope with. A few After spending a greater part of the missal. try of the workman. years ago the ladies of Petaluma ex night studying up precedents the Judge bad a slip of some kind last year. The Seals with outstretched hand. "At the noon hour I suddenly heard He earns Ills living en route, perfect» pressed a desire to oonvt rt the public It edged away a few fis‘t. a great shout from the men, who were himself in Ids profession, learns from came Into court next morning and de method of road watering is blamed. "Move ou, then,” he said, smacking plazas, that had long lieen an eyesore to Mosquitoes have appeared at Hack all starting up. Raising my eyes, 1 one master and another, secs, com cided that the question must be un ney and Clapton, London, and many It on the back with his open hand. saw a man step on the end of that pares, studies, admires. He gathers bls swered. the town, into spots of living green "Now, Mary,” said the prosecuting at children and adults have received pain It edged a little farther away, look that they could |>oint with pride to, plank, stop a minute and look down humble harvest of souvenirs and im Ing over Its shoulder with an Injured but they were assured by the gentle into the whirlpool below, I knew he pressions, enjoys the full vigor of his torney, with an air of triumph, "you ful stings. air. But It made no attempt to seek was going to cross, and 1 shuntisi to early years and passes his youth ulong must tell the court aud the Jury what There will be n delay of seven or safety. A mere plunge Into the water men of the pretty little city of roiling this man said to you and wliat you eight months in the opening of tlie him, but he was too high up to hear. the sunny highways. hills that it could not not lie done, for would have brought freedom from auy Deliberately lie walked out until he Simplon tunnel, which was originally Unfortunately there Is disagreement said to him.” danger. Several leopard seals were it had lieen tried over and over again "’Deed, boss,” said Mary, “we didn't fixed for Muy 17, 1904. reached the middle of the plank. It among the “societies.” In everything shot by our party, and their fellows by them only to meet with failure. sagged fur down with his weight until there is found a pretext for quarrels. say nothing at all.”—Washington l’ost. Dunedin, New Zealand, now pos gathered around them, wondering why The ladies finally managed to carry I couhl see light between the two short 'The society of the Fere Soubise is sesses a public house trust organized they lay ho motionless and staring at out their long-cherished plans with the Gillette Itulie to Irvlmt I supporting ends and the cantilevers on Jealous of that of Maitre Jacques, and on similar lines to that established us with wide, pathetic eyes, lude- result that Petaluma now has two of William Gillette, the actor play by Earl Grey in England. which they rested. He saw the end In the Enfants du Solomon take part in pendent. wright, was popular in England, but front of him do this, hesitated and the quarrel whenever possible. the most lieautiful little parks in the Ceres games, instituted in 1314 to that was before the following story celebrate the return of tlie Ceres men eud looked back to see how the other Two companies meet on the road. One ou the t ollene Mau. State. Still their good work goes on, was. The two leaders, the “master compan was told: from Bannockburn, were celebrated re "Say,” said the short, stout man, "1 and they aW not only keeping up the An Irving worshiper was raving "1 thought he was going to turn, He ions," stop at twenty paces from each cently in Fifesbire, Scotland. want to know something. You know parks with the assistance of the City about Sir Henry's genius at tlie Play the stopped, grasped both edges of other. there are lots of dialects In tlie United Trustees, but they are helping hi make A bowling green provided for by tlie ers' club a little w hile ago, and nt last, plunk with his hands and, throwing "Halt!” says one. Blates anti lots of funny words, and 1 profits of a Gothenberg system public (ill other improvements tending toward seeking indorsement, turned to his feet up, stood on his head, kicking “Halt!” says the other. can’t tell what is right and what Isn’t. house (saloon) ut lielty, Fifesbire, lette. his legs in the air, cracking ills heels "What trade?” Now, for instance, one of those lteu the advancement and lieauty of the lots Scotland, was recently opened. "I suppose you have seen Irving together and yelling to the terrified on of their good little city. The story "Carpenter. And you? ” Ileus from down east wits showing me When the millionth visitor passed of times, haven’t you?” he asked. lookers. This he did for about a min "Stonecutter. Companion?” his turnout, ant} he spoke of 'that air work went abroad, and from all over through tlie turnstile nt the Dusseldorf "Several times, ” replied Gillette. ute. It seemed to me like forty. Then “(Companion!” horse' and 'this 'ere wagon.’" the United States have come requests exhibition, he was presented with a "Ever see him In ‘Macbeth?’ ” he let his feet drop down, stood up, “Your society—country?” "That’s wrong, awful bad form.” 111 for their by-laws and directions iu re valuable gold watch and chain. "Yes.” waved liis hat and trotted along the And according to the reply they drink terjecled the young man fresh from gard to the first steps to be taken in es Prince Charlie's tartan cloak, which "That was tlie greatest piece of act- plank to the other side and regained from the same gourd or light. The college who had been listening intently tablishing a Ladies’ Improvement <'lull Ing since the days of Garrick,” r raved be wore during tlie rebellion in 1745, the ground. melee becomes general. They fight, for a chance to display bls wisdom. “We discharged him, of course, but list and stick, until the road is littered the enthusiast. "It bailies all criticism. is now being exhibited in a tailor’s "Well, then,” replied tlie stout man, and how to proceed hi obtain the best BRIEF REVIEW. what did he care? He got all the glo with those who are wounded, some What did you think of it, Mr. Gillette? window at Pitlochry, Perthshire. with the satisfied twinkle of u success results, and they have received numer Several coffins and a Jarge quantity ry, liis fellows envied him, and he times even to the death.—Harper’s Don’t you agree with my estimate of ful plotter, "I supisise I can't say thnt ous reports in regard hi the satisfactory Sound Interference. Irving? Give us your honest opinion of human holies have been unearthed couhl command work anywhere.”— Magazine. I don’t like that air from yon op.‘Il results of the various clubs. In fact so of him.” in the plot of land outside King's Col In speaking of the interference of Cassler’s Magazine. window on this cur.” frequent were the inquiries that the “1 think,” drawled Gillette gravely, lege hospital, Lincoln's Inn, London. ORIGIN OF THE KISS. "Ob, come ou! Tlie lunch is on me I mprovement Club had to have pamph sound recently before the Royal Insti “if lie couhl only slug he'd make a An apiuiratus which when' attached again,” said the college man as the of lets ami leaflets printed hi send out, tution of London, Lord Rayleigh de FRUITS AND FLOWERS. The Greek Story of the Way In grand comedian.”—New York World. to any kind of firearm does away with flee clock struck an even dozen and ami they havelieen scattered broadcast. scribed some of his experiments with Which It Came Into llelna. all noise, Hash or smoke on its dis In planting the orchard care should the pretty typewriter gave a convul foghorns made for Trinity house. Fog « « « « Kissing is usually accepted as an A Four Footed Robber. charge lias been invented by a French sive choke. New York Tribune. be taken to allow each tree plenty of horns with elliptic cones instead of cir agreeable fact, and its theory and his “A paper carrier came to me the officer. Improvement clubs were organized cular cones were tried, the major axis room. tory are Ignored, but If kissing did not other day," said a Harlem policeman, Tailors in Pretoria are so busy iu He Got III. Price. A layer of charcoal in the bottom of a iu the larger townsof the county, Santa Robbie, the beadle of Kilwinning, Rosa being the last to fall into line. being four times longer than the minor. flower bed is very beneficial in keep begin with Adam and Eve It began "and told me that somebody was steal consequence of an unusually brisk de witli tlie beautiful young Greek shep ing the papers left on a certain door mand for flock coats that they cannot Theexperiments showed that thesound ing the soil fresh. once had to dig a grave for the wife of But it has doue good work and has herdess who found an opal on one Of was best spread in a horizontal direc a well to do but niggardly farmer. In plowing in the orchard always the hills of Greece and, wishing to step every morning before the sub take any more orders for immediate scriber had a chance to see them. The delivery. When all was over, tlie farmer as chosen some unique and novel plans to tion when the long axis was exactly turn the furrow toward the tree, and sured Robbie that he was obliged to add to the funds of their Improvement vertical. It appears to lie doubtful be careful not to injure the fine, fibrous give it to a youthful shepherd whose man living in the house hauled the “Burnt ale,” the liquid refuse from hands were busy with his flock, let Chib. Their last happy thought will him for the trouble he had taken. the manufacture of Scotch whisky, has whether tlie phenomenon of the silent roots. him take it from her lips witli his own, “Oh.” said Robbie, “there’s line sense cause no end of amusement and fun, area is really due to interference be been used with great success in the The life of an apple tree is often says Science Siftings. Thus the kiss In that, ye ken. It's Just four and sax ls*si<les adding a snug sum hi the treas Glenlivet district this year as a soil tween waves of sound reaching the shortened because It grows in a poor, was Invented, and perhaps the popular pence." fertilizer. ury in nickels and dimes as well as exhausted soil or one not properly superstition against the opal may be "Four and saxpence! I thought you much larger sums, for the big and little spot directly and those reflected from drained. An authority on the orchid says an traced back to the same Incident, for the sea. If the effect were due mainly beadles did this for nothing.” When ill or ailing, handle the flowers osculation has wrought great tragedies amateur cultivator often fails not so will feel that they must aid so worthy to interference in this way, it ought to “Oh, faith, no. I Just ay get four much through want of attention, but a cause, and doubtless for the time be be possible to recover the sound by the little or wear gloves. Delicate plants in the world’s history. and saxpence." tire sensitive to human magnetism, through overattention and a disregard Kissing was once an act of religion. "I’ll not give you four and saxpence. ing they will forsake the pleasure of the listener’s changing hi. altitude above good or bad. of nature and her laws. Tlie nearest friend of a dying person cross-country rides, the automobile and the sea surface, but Lord Rayleigh has I’ll give you half a crown.” The roots of the strawberry often performed the right of receiving his Georgia Is the peach state of the “Faith, I’ll uo tak it." buggy-riding ami s|iend their spare on several is'casions tried this-on board reach out five feet from the main soul by a kiss, supposing thqt it es Union, having 7.660.000 peacli hearing "Well, If you’ll not take half a crown time on the merry-go-round. The La the Irene, and has not recovered the stem; hence the plants should not be caped through his lips at the moment trees. Next is Maryland, with 4.Obi. you’ll get nothing." dies’ Improvement Club, with an eye set too thickly. OOO; then New Jersey, with 2.79O.OOO. of expiration. It is said that kissing “Very Weel,” said Robbie, digging to business, have secured the right to sound. and Delaware, with 2,400.000. An apple or cherry tree Is much was first introduced into England by his spade Into the grave. "Doti. up operate the merry-go-round fora month more valuable if It shoots out low. royalty. The British monarch Vortl- The final estimate of the wheat crop India’s Snake Bite Deaths. she comes!” Robbie got his four and and expect to do a big business. Mayor of India for tlie season of 1901-2. re saxpence. A considerable proportion of deaths Trim from the top, as this will cause gern gave a banquet in honor of his Scandinavian allies, at which Rowena, cently given out by the statistical de Bauer, meinliers of the City Council in India annually attributed to snake the lower branches to grow out. partment of the government of India, Land that has been too rough for tlie beautiful daughter of Hengist, was Spoke From Experience. ami many of the society ladies helped bite are probably due to poisoning of gives the yield as 6.000,000 tons of plowing may yet be sufficiently fertile present. During the proceedings, after Fond Mother — Now, look here, to start the ball rolling by enjoying the 2,240 pounds. George! I waut you to break off with first ride. Those who did not enjoy another sort. Tlie explanation is sim to grow fruit trees and Is better than pressing a brimming beaker to her that girl, She Is very pretty and all the novel experience made martyrs of ple and interesting. When a man in land that has been exhausted by crop lips, she saluted the astonished and de Lily Langtry will visit Nevada some lighted monarch with a kiss “after the an outlying village dies evidently from ping. that, but I know her too well to want time this year to look after the dPv'e/- themselves for a worthy cause. The manner of her people.” the effects of poison it is the duty of you to risk your life and happiness by oprnent of valuable mining property Too GorueoiiN Hook«. The most honorable royal kiss on rec marrying her. Why, she knows no ladies have chosen a most desirable sea the headsman of the village to take in, she ow'ns there. She is said to own The author of "Elizabeth and Her ord is that which Queen Margaret of son of the year for this new experience more about housekeeping than I do if not the body, at any rate the viscera, one of the richest gold ledges ever “HE THEN JUMPED OVEB THE FENCE.” German Garden, ” writing on the "Giv France in the presence of the whole in money-making, for all the politicians for examination by the civil surgeons of about Greek not a bit. found in the west. ing of Books” in tlie Century, says: court one day Imprinted on the lips of carrier over the coals and accused him George- Perhaps not, but she can will lie coming to town and many of A reduction by 41,000 of the total the nearest civil station, which may lie of not giving him his paper. 1 watched Gifts of books addressed solely to the ugliest man iu the kingdom, Alain learn. them will lie seeking votes through the number of cattle in Great Britain is Mother—After marriage is rather late medium of the fair sex, and to advance some tiiirty miles away. To avoid this the spirit should never be editions de Chartier, whom she found asleep. To tlie house. “The next morning 1 saw the carrier not, on the total herd of nearly 7,000,- tedious journey the name of the de luxe. Of what use is a book to me, those around her she said, “1 do not for that, George. their cause they will spend many a ceased is duly entered ou the village however much 1 may want to read It, kiss the man, but the mouth that has throw the paper in the yard, and I con ooo, of much statistical importance, George-But you said yourself that cealed myself on the other side of the but it gives the first check to the prog you did not know a thing about house dime on the merry-go-round. Some of records as havingdied from Bnake bite, if it is so gorgeous that It must not be uttered so many charming things.” ress year by year since 1894. street. them may ride to success and gain the and the entire village isafterw’ard ready taken anywhere where rain might fall keeping until after you were married. The agricultural book of the North "In a few minutes a big black New The Demon of IndlKe.tion. Mother—Very true, George, and your goal of their ambition; some of them to swear that It saw thestiake a karait on it. or where it might get muddy, or west Territories shows that in four where a heedless gnat, caught by the foundland dog climbed over the fence Cooks and housekeepers have a no poor father died of dyspepsia twenty may ride to defeat, but it will lie easier a yard and a half long which did tlie years the production of wheat has in years ago. riding than the usual trip “up Salt deed and which was subsequently slain quick turning of a leaf, might leave its bler mission than they as a class seem from the adjoining yard and picked up creased from 5,542,478 bushels to 12.- legs in the pages, angering the owner to be aware of. It is that of feeding the paper in his mouth. He then river.” Of what does it profit them? by several different people in several of the defiled book, who does not want The Walklna Fern. the human being and keeping him in jumped over the same fence and ran 808,447 bushels, and of oats from 3,040,307 bushels to 9,716,132 bushels. The walking fern lias a most original Very little. But, verily, the Ladies’ totally different sets of circumstances its legs, almost ns much as it is itself health and good working condition. A through a back yard. The latest report of the British reg way of getting over the ground. It improvement Club will profit to the angered by having to go on being a poorly fed man is likely to be misera “The next morning 1 waited for the bends Its slender frond and starts a extent of a generous fund for their gnat without them? I can no more ble. Few If any of us are able to rise four footed thief and gave him a repri istrar general shows that tlie natural Petroleum as a Beverage. root by extending the tip of the mid treasury or I’olly is no prophetess. take an overgorgeous book to my above conditions. mand with my club. Since then he has increase In population in tlie United* The Medical Society of Parts has ex heart than I can fold my child in my rib. So it sets up a new plant and is “A sick man, sir,” said Dr. Johnson, left the papers alone.” — New Y’ork Kingdom during the three months end » » » * pressed the opinion that it is necessary arms when it is dressed for a party. anchored fast on all sides by its rooted ed on March 31 last was 95.011. Tlie "is always a scoundrel.” The language Press. I am indebted to some unknown to adopt some measures against the death rate during that quarter was frond tips, covering the ground witli ii is perhaps somewhat strong and lack friend for a copy of the Daily News, Got h Better Place. A I.isht Sentence t rich carpet of verdure. The variety of 18.9 per 1,000 and the birth rate 28.1. ing in charity, but it contains a good alarming spread of petroleum drinking. Daniel O'Connell once told the bouse runners along the ground Is as great as published at Batavia, N. Y. Among At first it was thought that this habit A gentleman now living in New grain of truth. The dyspeptic, who sees For inventiveness tlie town of New’ the climber. All motion of the plant other interesting matter I found a short had sprung up from the increased taxa Y’ork tells the following story of a ne the world given over to evil and daily of commons an amusing story of brib Britain, Conn., is ahead. Since the ery. A farmer iu the county of Wex Is a form of growth. The plant grows article headed, “Appreciated Work," gro In Tennessee whose son bad been growing worse, is very likely to think United States patent laws have been tion on alcohol imposed by the French convicted of killing a fellow workman. himself unable to swim against the cur ford was promised a position for Ids in existence 1.447 inventions have been by day and by night, but more by day. and it goes on to say that “au excellent Government, but an investigation has as light and heat are Incentives to example of what women can do when A few days after the trial the father rent and to drift to disaster. “We son in return for his vote for a mem patented by 344 New Britain citizens. shown that this was not the case; the was asked what disposition had been are saved by hope,” but without a good ber of tlie Loftus family. The father’s For ten years one patent was granted growth.—Youth. they set alsmt it is ottered at Batavia. habit had lieen prevalent some time pre made of the case. digestion faith, hope and charity are ambition for the boy aimed at a ser annually to every 367 inhabitants of The hospital there has cost $13,000, ami geant ey in the artillery, but Lord the towu. < '<»«i n ter ¡in tie. viously m certain districts and had "Oh,” he answered, “dey done send almost impossible. Loftus, on applying for this post for The word “counterpane” is n corrup the money has lieen raised in two years spread with great rapidity. The victim Johnson to jail for a tnonf.” A New York paper lias been in vest! the youth, was informed that it was "That’s a light sentence for killing a tlou of “counterpoint,” which is Itself by the women of the city and not a of the petroleum habit does not liecome Stories of Children. gating the Four Hundred and prints a a corruption of the Latin term "cut eent of debt remains.” All honor to brutal, only morose. Opinions differ num, don't you think?” Teacher—What Is velocity, Johnny?. totally* Impossible to grant his request, number of receipted bills of the last “Yes,” answered the darky, “but at Johnny—Velocity Is what a feller lets inasmuch ns it required a previous clta,” which means a wadded wrapper the women who took iqsui their shoul among physicians as regards the effects service of six years to qualify a candi- century showing that a -Stuyvesaut or quilt. When the stitches were nr ders this heavy debt. This institution de eud of de monf dey done goiu’ to go of a bumblebee with. sold handkerchiefs, a Depeyster beans, ranged in patterns. It was culled "cut has doubtless brought relief to scores of of petroleum drinking on the human hang ’lm.”—New York Times. Tlie I’arson—My boy, I’m sorry to date-tor the position. "Does it require a Rhinelander hats, a Brevoort pewter clta puncta,” which In French became sutt'ering and afflicted people, who real system, but all agree on the liarmful- see you flying your kite on the Sab six years to qualify him for a lieuten spoons, a Beekman molasses and a ness of this new vice. Diverse Appetites. “courte pointe," corrupted into "con bath. Small Boy—Dat’s all right, mis ancy?” demanded Lord Loftus. “Cer Roosevelt lampblack. ize that they owe a debt of gratitude to tra pointe, counterpont,” where point “I tvonder why donkeys eat thistles?” ter. Dis kite’s made uv a ’liglous pa* ‘talnly not,” was the answer. "Well, The green fly and also all kinds of can't you make him a lieutenant, Scents of Flowers. is pronounced “poyn," corrupted Into the noble women who knew no such said tlie man who Is always finding per. See? then?” rejoined Lord Loftus. "Where pests that eat the leaf, termed chew word as fail. "pane.” something peculiar In life. number of Small Ned, hearing a Out of tlie 4200 species of plants gath «««« "Oh,” answered the person who likes frogs in a pond making a hideous upon,” said O’Connell, "the fellow was ing Insects, may be destroyed by Do you know that many homes are ered and used for commercial purposes Ilayn of ( hhnlrj Gone. plain food, "there Is no accounting for noise, exclaimed, “My goodness, but made a lieutenant for no better reason drenching tlie foliage, both tlie upper Wife (drearily)—Ah, me! The day« made so disagreeable for the men of the in Europe, 420 have a perfume that is taste. If a donkey were to give tlie the froggies must sleep awful sound!” than Just because he was not fit to be and under side, with a solution of par Is green. Add a level teaspoonful to of chivalry are past. household that it is ne wonder that pleasing and enter largely into the matter a thought. 1 suppose he would "Why do you think so?” asked his a sergeant.” a large pail of water and keep well Husband- -What's the mutter now? they are driven to the chilis and lodges manufacture of scents, soaps and sach wonder why human beings eat olives.” mother. “ ’Cause they snore so loud,” An Astoundlns Reversal, Stirred while applying It. A small por "Sir Walter Raleigh laid liis clonk for comfort and entertainment. The ets. There are more species of white —Washington Star. replied Ned.—St Louis l’ost-Dlspatch. In the supreme court of California il tion of the poison Is sufficient on the ground for Queen Elizabeth Io wives, bless them for their gisal inten flowers gathered than any oilier color— Is not uncommon to see a learned Jus The Glasgow corporation has decid walk over, but you get mad simply K Ilf Milt ft of old. Limited Choice. tions, do not intend to make the attrac 1124. Of these 187 have an agreeable because poor, dear mother sat down The knights of the days of chivalry Father—Johnny, 1 see your little tlce's shoes on the desk while court ed to carry out the extensive water scent, an extraordinary large propor- tive homes so scrupulously neat and so on your hat.”—New York Weekly. were so well protected by tlielr armor brother has the smaller apple. Did is I d session. It is one of the trite an scheme at Loeb Arklet, so gs to secure overburdened with finery that it is un tion. Next in order come yellow bloa* that they were practically invincible you give him his choice, as I sug ecdotes of the California bur Hint Jus that 10.000.000 gallons of water shall tice McFarland, sitting with his feet lie emptied Into Loci) Kathrine. from comfortable, but in many instances soma, with 951, 77 of them being per to all ordinary weapons. Even when gested. m I« m < We Be Forjrot 1 eii.’’ "Lest we be forgotten” is an excel they manage to do that very thing. “I fumed, iled (lowers numlter 823, of dismounted they could not be injured Johnny—Yes, father; I told him he on a level with Ills bead one day, fell which Glasgow’ gets its water supply. lent motto for men in trade. It sag detest |silished floors and rugs thrown which 84 are scented. The blue Howers save by the miserlcordia, a thin dagger, couhl have Ills choice—the little one or backward, whereupon Chief Justice The water commissioners were em gents the duty of persistence in adver down here and there, helter-skelter, for are of 594 varieties, 34 of which are per which penetrated the clinlns of the ar none—and lie took the little one.— Beatty remarked aloud that bis learned powered recently to borrow in the first brother had certainly reversed himself Instance $2.500.000 in connection with tising. The memory of the public Is a man to trip on every time he comes fumed, and the violet blossoms numlier mor. In more than one battle knights Chums. in a most astounding manner. the scheme. very short.— Printers' Ink. fallen from tlielr horses cor.Id not be into the house,” said a gentleman the 308, 13 of which are odoriferous. Wanted a Lower Key. In the region of the upper Nile is a killed until their armor bad been bro other day. “I asked my wife to let me Spatts—My love, I wish you would Ills "Waterloo Breeches." district known as Wahi mo, which Is Her Limit. ken up with axes and hummers. A New York dealer ripens pineapples alter the key of your voice. The first Duke of Wellington once said to be Infested with devils. An Miss Mark Does she patronize bar have a den of my own where I could Mrs. Spatts—What’s the matter ¡with received a letter from C. J. Loudon, n American, Mr. Whitehouse, and an smoke and lounge in comfort after the for the market l.y an artificial process. gain sales? Good Cookft. It? horticulturist, nsklng permission to see Englishman, Lord llindllp, have or Mrs. Down Does she? Why, site day’s work wasover. There was a little He puts them in a room heated to lit) "If all sick people had good cooks," Spatts—Oh. nothing; only from the the Waterloo beeches nt Strathtiehl ganlzed an expedition for tlie explora would buy eggs at one.—Harper's Bn bit of a room in the garret that was degrees, and ordinarily three and a half says the London Hospital, “how much expression of Eliza Jane's face a^ter “C. tion of thnt region and of Abyssinia, zar. only used to store rubbish in,so I asked or four days are required to thoroughly greater might lie the proportions of re our recent argument I’m certain It aye. Mistaking tlie signature for J. London” and "beeches for breeches," aud the American, with true Yankee coveries!” The value of the patent to have that cleared out, carpet«! with ripen the fruit. tits every keyhole in the house.—Town the duke wrote gravely to tlie bishop pluck. Intends to spend Home time In Th«* Color of It. foods which are advertised so much and Country. of London, to the great nstonlslinient Walama to see if he cannot find out “And you loaned him $2? Did you a roll of car|iet that had lieen discarded Iles largely, It says. In the case with Because sweet briar became t<s> abun because it was out of date and an of that good man, that his Waterloo why the natives believe that the dev ever see the color of bis money?’’ which they are prepared for the table dant in Tasmania goats were intriHluc.d Snperatltlon. breeches had "disappeared long ago. »» ils are there. "Well, yes. There was a good deal old couch and easy chair and a table to head it off, as it were, by eating it, I ’ arson (visiting prison) — Why are It ” — New with a lamp placed on it, where I could of dun to It before I got A Unit Partner. Reversed. A Natural Question. go for an hour or so after dinner and but the briar came out ahead bv killing York Herald. A. —That woman who Just went out you here, my misguided friend? Itodrick — Say. old man, you have Little Walter was eating lunch, when Prisoner—I'm the victim of the un- rent ami smoke and lie assured that I the goals. Is the partner of your Joys and sor lieen througlr the ordeal of proposing. he gave his arm a sudden shove, and, lucky No. 13. rows, I suppose. The lake built steamship Asunclon, did not have to ‘smile and )<sik pleas What does n fellow do after he pops splash! down went Ills glass of milk. Parson—Indeed! How’s that? The earliest known reference to in B. She's partner to my Joys all right, the question? which went to the Pacific coast a year ant' while my wife was endeavoring to “I knew you were going to spill Prisoner — Twelve Jurors and one ago, has been sold to the Standard entertain some of the neighbors, who sanity is found in Egyptian papyrus of hut when it comes to my sorrows she Van Albert—Why, he questions pop, that” said mamma angrily. Judge. — Chicago News. Hips over to see her mother. of course.—Chicago News. Oil company for $95,000 and will carry invariably ran in after supper. She the fifteenth century B. “Well, If you knew,” queried Walter, oil in bulk between Ventura and San promised to attend to it and have it “w’hy didn’t you tell me?” Diamonds nre worth $300.000.000 1 a Soft mid Warm. An eel lias two separte hearts. One In III« llrrama. Francisco. ready by the time I returned from a lieats sixty and the other one hundred The latest device of girlhood Is a ton. Remember this and don’t pay:a ■ olvln* the Problem. Hewitt—When I was on the lioat the And Yet He 11» I’lentr of Sand. trip to the interior. fancy for stuffing pillows with old love ceut more. —Philadelphia Record. "Wliat can I do for my little boy," other night, i had a lower berth, but I and sixty times a minute. The average boy Is like an hourglass. letters. There Is one thing about the • • • • dreamed I was sleeping in the upper asked mamma, "so that he won’t want He won’t work for more than sixty contents of these pillows that can be The population of Russia double« berth. to eat between meals?" Cancer accounts for 302 deaths in “ Well, 1 wish you couhl have seen minutes unless somebody turns him up depended upon with a marked degree from natural Increase once every sixty “Have the meals licker together," re Jewett—8ort of overslept yourself, every III, diti in this country. Hint den I had so fondly pictured when ■Ide down.—Somerville Journal. •f certainty—they are sure to be soft. years. . * plied the young hopeful. eh? The Geutkne«» of Seal*.
