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they'd drifted sroun' en itrifteil armin' had 'Im for uex' winter's school, but ' time alsiut half eu half between them om el they'd drift*“! right together states, claimed Texas fer his big num we could pity him only eighteen dollars ag'in. Here they’d been a livin' five a mouth, en I ex|ie<-' he's a nukin' hers iu this deal. It wuz rallly lie- wilderin' wliayre some of the folks had year In a mild eu a haff of each other Uiore'u thet in real estate. en never got akwaintisl er knowed "Wull. after all the preelltnlnarles lived. Some funny things hapiiened they wuz aney relation; jist lost track too. i m,. feller made a mistake en wuz settled, he called out Dollie of each other, ye know, en never ex- 'said. Cowley. ’ meaulu ’ fer Cowley Fudges eu Hallie Homer to choose up; pei tisl to see each oilier ag In er even tn they chose up ever’ one In the county. Kan. wliayre so many of the thort uiueb alsiut It. But Mary said By Freeman E. Miller. house. Vary Zeller tliayre axed to be folks come from. Fellers 'ml make a »lie shore knowed It w uz her brother excused, wlth-h wuz shore to the great ten strike with I’l iin-yliuny er South the fust time sin got a s.pnire look at Cat Hui. er AVhyoiiilng er Texas, er aney Copyright, 1901, by Freeiuun E. Miller. credit of Tail-bolt deestrict. It wuz Lem. even ef his uaine wuz dianged; funny to watch the gals ez they wuz place they'd been thet'ml count up Idg eu Lem said he felt kind of queer, too. a-ehoosiu' up. They Imth seemed to p'ints. eti wlien they had it all tlggered but didn't know jist wliut It wuz. He II1I.E 1 was visiting my old think thet the older a feller looked the up Sally null out on this deal by sev lai*l it at fust to havin' swallered a Indiana friend Bill Dodge, on more p'iuts he would count up. en the enteen whole p'ints. But it wuz rallly part of Ills terlmeker. But It wuz Jist lipper Council creek, last win Interestin' en educatin' en entertainin' way they went after tin- old folks wuz tin* blood kin tdood In ’em. ye know. ter he related a little episode a caution. It didn't take 'em long to en a mighty good scheme nil arouu’. "Wull. sir. thet Jogafy inatcli at Tail w'ill Illustrate tin* cosmopolitan "Eu about this time In the evenin’ a character of the population in Okla leetle episode begun to be noticed eu holt wuz the liest en most civilizin' homa better than a whole table of made things look kind of tragic fer a thing ever wuz. Tliet hlzuess of l.em statistics. I will tell the story In bis eu Mary made us all feel mighty good P II. When Lem Hull on the first deal own language ns nearly ns I can. Aft- en happy, en we got akwainted with - id Iu* wuz bormsl Iu N'ewbrasky, I rr we hail tinished supper Bill started on*' aiiolli* r right off. We go a visitin' lappeneil to be a lookin' right square lip: arouu' now about ever' week. It nlr a it Lew Mullieks' wife (she nlr a real "Did ye ever hear wliut happened sociable en ii profitable thing to ilo. 'tin it womam. en I noticed thet she down at the Tail-holt schoolhouse last When I w ant to know aneything alxiut took to lookin' at 'Im en a-watcbln’ December? Wull. it's the funniest Callforny. I .list hum up Prairie Dog im Ilk*- ever'thlllg. Seemed to me tliet story ever wuz. strangellke, en niithln' Smith er Ham Herrington en Tarn all »lie never took her eyes often 'Im the like it e\ er wuz er could 'a' been aney- a limit It free of charge. Ef I want to ■ t of the evenin'. I thort it rather wluiyre else than in oklahotny. I reck know about Minulesoty er Newbrasky d-ged l.em a leetle. seein' how she on." or Virginity. I Jist limit up the proper wuz a lookin' at 'Im en a starin' at 'Im I had not heard about it, and Bill in ig'dsir en swop knowlldge with him. »o. Eu when lie said 'Ohio' iu the accordingly continued : lex' roiiii’ »he eyed 'im wu»s'u ever. 1 Tluiyre ain’t no intelligenter er more “Ye see, the purfesser at Tail-holt sociable community In the I'nlted o-ed th v favored some arouu' the last winter wuz a jltudandy. Reekoil States 'ail Tail-holt deestrict. En the • i.s. bat I never dreuip about ’ em he hlmse'f didn't even know tliet lie purfesser put us all on the right road. i linin' nney relation, fer l.em Is a know ed luitf ez much ez lie did not by We air a reg'lar enslklopeedy of geo .'re.it big. awkerd. overgrowed maver- the dlcksliunairy name, mieyliow. But graphical Information en practical • ■k wliut needs curryin' en shearin', lie wuz sensible, ell he hud idees; eu Idees en no mistake." while sli » list one of these here slim. when a man with Ideas gits into a I learned from Bills neighbors that • i. 1 nt. v ..men. ye know good en all schoolhouse with boys en girls thet other eonse<|Uences of especial Impor ln-1. lint made frail en dingin' like by ain't asleep he makes things git up en tance to Bill me likely to flow from Mother Naytelier. hum fer keeps. We hadn't lmd aney- that geography match. Ills oldest "1 In n the pr fesser got up en made thing new In Hie deestrict seme the daughter will soon be married, and it he crowd inolher leetle speech en said is whisperisl that BUI lias become so openin', eti several of us leadin’ pat t If we'd lie palieni lied like to try terns axed him to give ns somepln new Interested In the people, climate, re ii-l one til ore deal on Us, en then lie'll sources nml geography of the Emer en livelylike fer the winter somepln • ■■ i us loose fer keeps. He perposed good fer ole folks ez well ez childeru. ald Isle that lie has to consult the w id : n' a nice, new- brier root pipe to the ow on tin* school section at least once lie kind id' thort awhile en chawed ills nan on a puny new workbox to the uiusstash. en artel' awhile, studdyiu'- or twice a week. Bill Ims been a w id wom.:n tliet laid lived In tin* states ower for six years, and the probabili like, he says: wlio-e pints ’nd count up the most, ties are lie will get so much Interested “‘We'll have a jogafy match.’ l'n he axed all the men en women thet in Tall holt's encyclopedia of geograph “ ‘No,’ says 1, ‘tliet is too ole en wore wauled io enter tile contest that way ical Information that he will add an out. We bad jogafy matches In ole Indlanny when I wuz. jist a leetle kid.’ " tier mins u uiin' rlar iironn’ Lt > h 11 ulI' h Io si.nT up the men on one side eu the other volume of It to Ills home library women on till* Other. lurk" “ ‘But,’ says lie, ‘this all' a new kind shortly In tin* person of Mrs. Dugan, II. sir. thayre wuz jist fourteen who can "speak United States ez well of jogafy match. 1 know It air plum sort out ever'body In the house, old en im-ti cn s x women went into thet ez a native of Arkansaw." new 'cause I've Jist made it all up young. Idg en little, male en female, I nyre tl' iig. eu the contest w uz might rnyse'f says lie. ■it couldn’t be did clean down to leetle Cluff ley Marvin, ly spi; ili d. 1 li II ye. Some of I he men auey wliayre else than in (iklalminy, the humpback. THE COOKBOOK. "Things got so quiet ye could hear iiad lived in ez mutiny ez twenty dif either.' n vs he. << 'Let us have it to onct!’ says 1, the men a-cliawiti’ theyre terbacker, ez I'ri nt states, , n two or three of the wo In linking bread it is better to overdo spenkin’ fer the crowd. En the pur- the gals en the purfesser begun to tig- men had lived in fifteen. Lem Hull rather than underdo tin* work. fesser en all on us patterns agreed, g'T up the p'ints. They commenced at tried it. eti Lew Mullieks' w ife jist sot 'To make a good digestible pie crust lluiyre with her eyes glued on to Ids “Wull. lie announced the uex’ day the head of each line. Sallie had use cream instead of lard, and it w ill features. En l.em himse'f wuz no afore books wuz let out that thayre fust choice, etr she took ole Ren S* slouch at p livin' in thi» deal. Begln- he light and healthful. would be a glnyouine. original jogafy fer it. If there is not batter enough to till uili' with Newbrasky. wliayre he wuz match, stric'ly pertainin' to Oklahouiy, "'Wliayre wuz ye horned, Mr. at the schoolhouse the ilex' Friday Swale asked the purfesser. 'In Vir- o.i: m d. lie Wein ea«t through loway en the gem pan, put cold water In the evenin' tit airly lamplightin', en all the gimiy,' Ben answered: en Hallie's side E linoi en Indiatiny to (>bio. eii then In* empty space before setting the pan in ome back ihrough Kentucky. Tenues tin* oven. scholiirs en patterns en frlen's wuz to got credit fer forty-six p'iuts, en her 'Tin* rich clieeses, which have the come. He said it wuz to lie a uew- father, who wuz a-stan'in’ by me. -eo, Arkansaw. Mizzoory. Kansas en faugled sort of jogafy match. »ieh ez whispered wliut remarkable penetra I e Injun nation to Oklnliom.i all on largest percentage if fat, are those cm good count iu’ states. He made which blend well with bread iu sand- could lie got up nowliayre else in Hie tion thet gal had. fer one so young. wo hunderd cn fifty four p'ints. eti w ¡dies or with macaroni or rice. wide world than in Oklaliomy. en. says "Dollie had taken Mrs. Swale fer her For a quick cake heat until thick lie, ever'body better come en ■ ee tin* fust choice; en Mrs. Swale wuz axed about tliet time Mary Mullieks looked fun en git akwainted en liiru somepln tl.e same question. ‘In Arknnsaw,' ez ef she limit lie wuz a ten spot hero four eggs. Add four talilespoonfllls of en cd win out shore. Then they went sugar, half a cup of flour, a little cin too. -lie answered, en a big laugh went up. "Friday night the ole sod schoolhouse en Ilollie got credit fer only four dong, no feller a scorin' up with Lem namon ami lemon rind. Beat well anil otilel they come to I’rnirie Dog Smith, spread on a baking pan. Bake in quick wuz jam pack full of folks, eu a good p'iuts. lie's been nil over tin* world mighty oven and cut nt once. many on ’em had to stan' up arouu’ the they went on. whipsawin' "Eli so nigh. He liegiin with New .Jersey, Sweet potatoes are much richer twice aiges. But it wuz a party warm night down the lines, en acrost from one wliayre lie wuz horned, eu lie come cooked. Baked or boiled merely, this - Oklahotny has a good many putty the other, eu some amusin' tilings a warm nights in December, ye know— happenin' right along all the time. The through l'ennsylvany, Ohio. Indlanny, vegetable Is good, but when the bak en they got along fust rate, en arter women 'nd say 'Indeed!' Jist ez sur- Eelitioi. Mizzoory. Kansas en soon west ing or boiling is followed by a subse he'd let ’em talk awhile, along about 7 prized like, en ‘Oh, m.v!' ez excitedly. to ( aliforny iu forty-nine. Crossed the quent cooking in the pan or in tin* o'clock the purfesser called the meetin' en the men folks 'nil smile en keep on plains With a ox team, lie tole me after oven they are fur better. wards. en went clear through to the to order en tolt 'em the kind of a chawln theyre terbacker. Some curi A fine cheese pudding is made by match he had thort out en his great oils combinations come to the light of gold diggin's, which wuz short ly tuore’n grating five ounces of bread and three ninny a feller did. En he stayed thayre purposs ill devisin' it. He said lie no the community fer the flint time, en I of cheese. Warm two ounces of butter fer three year, eu then come back by ticed thet a good many people in Okla- reckon they re owners even wuz. eon-id in a quarter of a pint of fresh milk and llie way of tin* istmuss. En tlieu he homy didn't know theyre neighbors, al ernhly surprised themselves. Thayre mix thoroughly. Add two well beaten though they wuz a-livln’ right elost up nuz ole Joe Biggers, with his wife en went south durin’ the war, en come eggs, salt and bake half an hour. west w lieu it wuz over, takin' In party ag'iu ’em. en tliet tliayrefore some on seven childeru. They wuz all on Sal ’em wuzn't ez contented eit happy ez lie's side, en the way theyre birthplaces near ever'thing ou the way. Wuz. even I>enth In Their Work. they’d ort to be livin' In siili a gelori- wuz scattered all over creation wuz a In Texas awhile, ruuuiu' a sheep ranch Gilders, photographers and those who ous country eu with sicli a deelightl'ul giuyoulue eye opener. Bill wuz horned out west of San Antone, whayre it nev handle the hydric and potassic cyanides climate. The purfesser could handle in South t’nrliuee; bls wife In Michi er rains aney. I don't know how many are liable to suffer from chronic poison the lingo nice eu straight. 1 tell ye, eu gan, the oldes’ gal In Eelitioi. the ollies' p'iuts he did have when they counted Ing by hydrocyanic acid. They have ” 1 never heerd a better speech iu my boy in Ioway. theyre ilex' child in Miz 'em up. Imt it wuz nearly ez many ez headache, giddiness, noises In the ear, life. He's shore got the gift of gab In zoory, at which Ed Swank, with his all the rest put together. En the pipe ditlieult respiration, i>aiii over the great shape. lie said tliet many a hospitable face, seemed mighty tickled went to Idm fair eu square. Saw him heart, loss of appetite in short, show lime when lie w ttz a rovin' en a-roamln' (ole Ed wuz from Mizzoory). the nex' the other day. en’ lie's n-smokin' of It all the evidences of mild poisoning. arouii' iu strutige parts eu among child In Newbrasky. the nex' in Kan ylt. Zine workers, too, suffei^ Zinc is used “En when It come the women's turn strange people lie alius fergot all about sas, the uex' In the Injun tuition, en iis a pigment in calico printing, in dis en they tlggered up the p'ints, ole Mrs. bein' lonesome when lie run up ag in the nex' in Oklahotny. coloring glass, in polishing optical Langham got the workbox. She Is a some feller tliet wuz from Eelitioi. The "Thayre wuz several fnm'lles scatter glasses and In making artificial meer purfesser wuz from Eelitioi. en be alius ed arouii' somepln like thet. only not soldier's widder, en thayre's a whole schaum pipes. lot of ole soldiers in the deestrict, en felt like be wuz at Imine when lie could quite so bad. Eli thayre wuz .lint Swo So men die ill harness in these ami shake ban's with a Sucker. En lie says boda from Bohemia en Carl Schmidt they w uz mighty pleased at her a gif a hundred other occupations, killed by this here match aif not only to teach from Germany en so en so forth, A tin' It. Her mau wuz w ith Sherman. I the very air they breathe, and other the children wliayre the dlff'runt states man 'nd he horned in ('aliforuy en his guess, eu he got hurt purty bad down men step into their shoes. New York cu territories eu foreign countries air. tv- man III Massachusetts en they re thayre arouu' Atlanta. When she heerd World. but it air to teach ye all eggsackly children getiiered up oil nil the roads on it. blamed ef she didn't git light up wliayre one another come from, so ye between the two. 1 found thet my from her home In Minulesoty en go to The European Plan. kin hunt yer neighbors up en git so nenres' neighbor wuz horned in New him en miss him. But lie died by en Some queer customers are seen at ciable en frien'ly. 'I find thet ill tills York en bis wife In Texas. The one by en left her a widder. She's been New York hotels. Au old farmer from here scliool deestrict.' says lie. ’tliayre on the nex’ quarter wuz horned in Ver n drn win’ of a pension ever settee en the country tells how be got ahead of air men eu women from almost every mont. while Ids woman wuz from Flor- says she thinks more of it than aney one of the clerks. "I walked in.” he state In the Union er out of It. siclt as idee. En of all the mixed up messes man she ever seen excep' Bill Lang says, “asked the young mini at the territories, en many on 'em from for you ever seed our deestrict sliorely wuz ham. She stayed down thayre in Geor desk. 'What are your prices?’ 'Ameri eign countries, en we can lam a whole when we got through. The whole gy fer a spell en then worked Iterse’f can or European?’ he asked me. Now lot about them various places ez well United States en disunited territories west gradually ontel she got to Kan I w asn't going to tell where I w as from ez gjt akwainted with each other by en several foreign countries wuz. repre sas, en then It wuz only one Jump over until I had seen the lay of the land. Into Oklahotny. Of course we wuz all this here perceedln’.’ says lie. sented by folks with the proper ere glad to see her git the workbox, fer 'What difference does that make?' says "Arter the purfesser hi d fust men dentials; en ez the countin' of p'iuts she's Jist the kind of a woman to set I. ‘If American,' he answered, 'it's $4 tioned the matter to me I kep' glttin' went on we saw thet the match wuz per day; if European. $1.50.' 1 thought uneasy-en uneasy all the time fer fear to be jist nip en tuck ez to which of store by siclt things alius a piecin' a moment, ami then an Idea struck me some feller wouldn't want to play in the gals won out. fer several of us wuz quilts en a sew in' carpet rags en so how to get abend of him. I walked up lol l li. en ever' ole soldier in the dees- boldly and registered from London.”— the game. I have seen fellers afore a-keepin' tally on the p’iuts. now who seeriously objected to statin' “Tom Liscomb wuz the last feller triet. I nion en Confederate, felt ez New York Press. wbayt'e they wuz from er even wliayre on Hallie's side. ‘I'm from the free proud ez could be of her en of the pur they fust saw the light of day. but I state of Van Zandt!' says he; en we fesser fer a-honorin' her tliet away. Jekyll and Uy de Indlnnu. tin'ly made It up to rnyse'f tliet no sieh all belt our breaths, fer none of us Some of the women felt kind of Jeal It is said that the Seri Indians are a fellers lived in the Tail-holt deestrict. knowed fer shore wliayre thet wuz. ous. though, en thort thet ez she had a tribe of Jekylls and Hydes. They en concluded to let things percced. 1 Fer a minute er so we tliort lie wuz a pension n cornin' in reg'lar she could spend a portion of the year iu the ' couldn't see aney real danger ahead, foreigner, but he didn't have nney afford to buy workboxes ef she want neighborhood of the boundary line be en I thort tliet the purfesser had all the brogue to Ills talk, But the purfesser ed 'em. En ye jist orter heerd the pur- tween northern and Lower California, resks to run aneywny. relieved the strain In less'n a minute, lesser's presentation speeches. They when they dedicate themselves to “The purfesser explained bow the fer lie knowed wliut It wuz. ' Free wuz away up in the clouds. En then peaceful pursuits mid evidently adopt match wuz to be conducted, lie said stute of Van Zandt Van Zandt coun- he dismissed the crowd, en we wuz all civilized customs, frequently working thet about the etisies' way he knowed ty--Texas,’ says he. En forty-three a-goln' home w lien all to onct tliayre as farm hands on the haciendas. When wuz to choose up ever'body in the mighty big p'ints «rent down to Snllle's was a almighty screech In the middle the crops are in, however, they experi of the schoolhouse, en we nil turned ence a remarkable change, like any of bouse thet 'ud take part, jist ez ef they credit. molin', eti tluiyre wuz Lew Mullieks' the lower animals with a change of wuz a-goin* to choose up en spell down ’ Ilollie'» last choice wuz Mrs. Dugan, wife with her .irms woun' clar armin' In the ole fashioned way. en then the the widder woman livin' down on the l.em Hull's neck en a kissin' 'im like season. It is then that they have a fellers doin’ the chousin' up 'nil keep school section. En wha.vre wuz ye she wuz locoed. En Lem lmd Ills'll w ild longing for a savage life and end tally ou the diffruut p'ints made eu an horned. Mrs. Dugan?' said the purfess arouii' her. too. en tliayre they wuz grate to Tiburon island, where they nounce the result. Arter this wuz done er. 'Sure, an' I wuz bourn In ould Oire- right thayre In the crowd jist a actin’ lend a barbarous existence, even In onct It 'ltd be tried ag'in. but In n ditT- l.'tnd.' said she. imitatin' the Irish ez ef they'd both bei*n in the same ditlglng In cannibalism, it is averred. rurtt way, with two others a-clioosin' brogue, although she could speak Unit fiunbly. I hough w e nil knowed the up. This 'nd not only afford Instruc One Better. ed States ez well ez a native of Arkan Hulls en the Mullickses wuzn't tion en amusement, but In time 'ml let Mike —It's mesilf that wishes every saw. En a hundred p'iuts went down nkwnhited nt nil. ever’ one know wliayre ever' one else day was Saturday. on Ilollie's side, en when they tlggered "About this time Lew run up en wuz wuz from, eu lie’p ’em to get akwalut- I’at —And for wlio.v. Mike? 'em till tip Dollie had won by three n-goin' to hit Lem fer huggin' bls wife, "Shure. and shouldn't I just take me i eil. p'ints! Imt I'rairie Dog Smith grabbed him. “The plan of this jogafy match wuz wages ivery day?" "Arter the cheerin' en congratulatin' iri the women pulled Mary's arms about ez fullers: He hud airranged all "Begorrn, I wish every day was Hun- 1 loose, en somebody else grabbed Lem. hail gone down the purfesser said the states In the Union en all the terri day!" en liv en by we got things quieted tories out of the Union In alplialietlcal they'd try It on s more complicated “Ye do? And for wliat raison?" order, from Alasky to Wliyomlug. en system. They'd not try It ou the state down en rutlier presentablellke. Mary, "Shure, and shouldn't 1 get a boll he snlil tliet aney person horned In n whityre one wuz horned, but on the though, was kind of liysteerh-ky fer n day ivery day mid draw me wages the spell, en ever' onct In awhile she'll states wliayre he had lived. En aney state would count up ez many p'ints fer day before?’’—Exchange. Ida side ez tin» number wuz correspond tai could count auey state In which lie bleak loose from the women thet wuz n-holdin' of her en make limit her dive Elastic Stocklnae. in' to thet state on the list. So a feller had lived er had been nt aney time, en, Dirt is always unhealthy, so it should from Alasky 'nd count only one p'int of course, it would be the right thing fer l.em. n cryIn' en n hollerin’: 'Mv not be tolerated even in mi elastic . en the feller from Whyoming 'ml count fer him to count the one thet 'nd make brother! Mv brother!' "En. sir. when we got 'em cn'nted stocking, though tbul is not an article ' fifty. En ever' feller horned In nney the most p'ints. So they chose up ag'in country in Europe 'ml count n hitnderd. eu tried it thet way. eu the surprises down soze they could talk rational, ef that can be sent to the wash. Clean It 1 In Asin two hundred. In Afriky one miiz wnss than afore, ef thet wuz pos they wuzn't brother en sister shore by rubbing it with u plecs of flannel htimlerd en fifty. Anstralee two hun- sible. Many n feller Isirued In Ar entlff. Theyre folks died when they dipped in flour, heated as mueli as pos «1 rd en fifty, en so nit. He had it all kansaw who 'ml move Into Texas In wuz kids, cu l.em got sent back to his Bible in the oven without browning It. 1 tlggered out In nice shape. en the pur- the spring en then back ag'in to Ar grmi'pnp's in Ohio en Mary wuz adopt Hliake out the flour and repent the proc- i I fesser air shore n genius. I wash we knnsaw fer the winter, dividin' up id» ed by some folks in Newbrasky; en ess If uecessarv. TilE GEOGRAPHY MATCH IN TAIL HOLT DISTRICT ? i (¡LASS FOK WlXhoWS THE METHOD AND THE MATERIALS OF ITS MANUFACTURE Encash Breeali* In the WlnduHi ul an Ordinary Hoase 1» Hill a Hrgl- nient "i Me»-Prove»» nt the Tauk- lioa»e and the Polhuuae. Hl» “Winner End.** An English eli-rgyiiiau ami a lowland K otsmau entered on** of the best schools iu Aberdeen The master re ceived them kindly and Inquired “Would you prefer that 1 should speer (qiiestlonl these boys or that you should s|>eer them?” The English clergyman desired the master to proceed. He did so with great siiceess. ami tin* Imis answered satisfactorily numerous interrogations as to tlie exodus of tin- Israelites from Egypt. Th»' clergyman then said Io* would be glad to "B|ieer the hoys" ami at once began: "How did I’haraoli die?’’ There was 11 dead silence. In his dilemma the lowland gentle man Interposal: "I tlllnk. sir. the boys are not nevus tomed to your English accent. Let me try what I can make of them” And be inquired III broad Scottish “Hoo did I’tiawraoh dee?' I Again there was a dead silence, upon which the master said: "Noo, boys, fat cam’ to 1’h.iw raoli nt his hinner end?” "The boys with one voice nnswered: "He wan ilrooued." Ami n smart little fellow ndiled: "Ony lassie could line tell't ye that.’ — Loudon Tit Bits. People who have glass windows In tlii'ir homes do not know that the glass contains enough arsenic to make it a deadly poison. Glatsiuakers say that the windows of an ordinary home con taiu enough of this poison to kill a reg Intent of men. The popular supposition that glass is made of saud is a correct one, Imt a qmintity of other articles en ters into li h eoin|Misltlon. Window glass factories art* divided Into two departments, a tankhouse and a pothouse. The process of glassnitk- fug In one of these departinents is prac tically Hit* same as III Hie other. In the tankhouse Hie glass Is nil melted In im mense tanks which will hold thou sands of tons. In the pothouse the glass is made In pots. After the fires art* lighted mid a tank Is heated the glass mixture la shoveled in. It Includes glass left over from the former season, glass refuse, saud and salt cake. Arsenic Is not used in the tankhouse for the reason that the heat The Man He Manlrd. Is so intense that the drug is volatilized Renator Clark of Montana had oeen- mid escapes Into Hie air without enter slon once out In llelvmi to hire a car ing the mixture. As one mixture melts riage driver. The ronds were moun and flows to one end of a tank fresh tainous. and a skillful man was need supplies are shoveled in at the other ed. On the appointed day the candi dates for the position appeared. "You end. The molten mass seethes anil know where the road runs along the “works" in a manner similar to that of mountain, with the hill on one side ami a tnasli in a distillery. From the salt a gorge on the other, five miles from cake comes a salt water that has to be here?” asked Senator Clark, and all separated from the mass, ami the easi the men nodded affirmatively. "How est way to remove It Is to burn it out. near can you go to the edge of the This is done by throwing stove wood road.” was asked, "without upsetting into the tank ou top of the molten my carriage?" The first mini said, “Four feet;” the glass. The water Is converted into steam, which is destroyed by the in next man answered, "Two feet;" the tense heat from the glass. The melted third man said that he would drive glass is tlien skimmed by an automatic close to the edge, and the fourth man skimmer, and it is ready for the gath allowed that If one wheel was over the brink lie could still turn the horses erer. A gatherer thrusts a long steel blow in time to save the carriage. At last Mr. Chirk turned to a brawny pipe into one of the lings at the lower end of the tank. He twists and turns Irishman. "What would you do?" lie it until a small ball of glass gathers on asked. "Begorra. Mr. Clark." said the Irish the end. T his hall is partially cooled, polished by being turned Iu a box of man. "I would keep as close to the sawdust and then passed on to the side of the hill as I could without pull blower, w ho heats it again until it be ing off a wheel.” “You are the mini I want," replied comes like taffy. The blower swings the ball over a pit that is twelve feet Mr. Clark, and the Irishman got the deep and rapidly blows It into an elon Job. gated pear shape. When a blower Is How Sclaaorn Are Maide. through, the melted glass becomes a Though no complexities are involved perfect cylinder about 5 feet long and In tlie making of scissors or much skill 2 feet across. It then pusses to a “snap required, yet the process of maiiuljfe- per,” who takes it to n rack and breaks ture is very Interesting. They are the roller loose from the blowpipe. forged from good bar steel heated to The snapper gathers a small lump redness, each blade being cut off with of melted glass on the end of a rial suttieient metal Io form the shank, or and dexterously runs a narrow ribbon that destined to become the cutting of the stuff around the ends of the part, and bow, or that which Inter on roller, both nt the blowpipe end and Is fnsbioned into the holding portion. the closed end. The little ribbons of For the bow a small hole is punched, melted glass cool iu a few seconds, and this Is afterward expanded to the w hen they are removed, leaving a nar required size by hammering It on a row zone of almost redliot glass conical anvil, after which both sluink around the rollers nt each end. Then, and bow are tiled into a more perfect taking a tool that resembles a soldering ahape and tlie hole bored In tlie middle iron, the snapper rubs it for a moment for the rivet. The blades are next oil his forehead, and when the point of ground and the handles tiled smooth it is moistened with perspiration he and burnished with oil and emery, runs tlie iron around the rollers at the after which the pairs are fitted to heated spot. The glass cracks and gether and tested as to their easy separates as cleanly as If cut with a working. diamond, the blowpipe is removed, and They are not yet finished, however; Hie closed cylinder has become a roller they have to undergo hardening ami and is tlien ready to go to the flat- tempering and be again adjusted, after tener. which they are finally put together Tlie flatteiier works In another part again and polished for the third time. of the building, where are located the In comparing the edges of knives and flattening ovens. These ovens are heat scissors It will be noticed, of course, ed to a temperature suftieieut to soften that the hitter are not In any way so the glass so that it may be rolled out sharply ground as the former, ami that Into sheets. A series of fireclay tables in cutting scissors crush and bruise placed in a circle like the spokes of a more than knives. wheel revolve in the ovens, and on these tallies the rollers are flattened. ft'ntliiH Mathil nun I«*». They are placed Inside, allowed to be As exemplifying the |.i^eh to which come hot, and then a cold Iron Is run Roman epicureanism was curried and along the inside from end to eml. The indicative of a truly barbaric nature, a contact of the iron cuts the glass, dish consisting of the tongues alone of which Is then straightened out upon some thousands of tlie favorite song the table. sters of the air was requisitioned at T he tlattener lias a number of billets Immense cost to satisfy the Inordinate of green wood attached to long iron cravings of one of the einiierors. One handles, and with these billets, which i 'H ii hardly avoid the reflection that are shaped in such u manner as to do such a being must have been extreme the work expected of them, be “Irons” ly untuneful. The liver of a capon Hie softened sheet of glass until it is ateeped In milk was thought a great perfectly flat and smooth. The tables delicacy, mid of solid meat pork aji inside tlie oven revolve, the flattened pears to have l»een most relished. sheet is carried away, and another roll The stHiich Roman who did not take er is brought into position before the Ills pleasure homeopatbieally reclined tlattener. As tlie flattened sheets cool during dinner on a luxurious couch. Ills they are lifted to a place on a loug head resting on his left elbow, sup traveling ruck, on which they are by [silted by cushions. Suetonius draws stages removed from tlie ovens, being attention ton superb apartment erected allowed to cool as they go. This is done by the extravagant Nero, In which his iu order that the glass uiny nut be niaals were partaken, constructed like shattered by too quick an exposure to a theater, with shifting scenes cluing Ing with every course. th“ atr. When the sheets are taken from the 'l'He l.lxhlNlNKtlkr l.oon. flattening ovens, they are covered with a greasy, dirty looking coat of chem The loon is tlie quickest living crea icals -soda. potash, silicates of the dif ture. A loon tliut has had ex(>erienee ferent salts, etc.—which must be re can dodge the Hash of a gun. You »<•*■ moved. and for this purpose the rough a loon oil a lake, lint long before you sheets are placed in an acid bath com see him be secs you mid has taken a posed of hydrochloric and sulphuric mental Inventory of you mid your be acids more or less diluted. After their longings. If you have no gun, you may immersion in this bath the sheets are perhaps approach within lisi yards lie taken to the i iitting room, where work fore he laughs at you with that horrid men cut them into sizes and muke shriek which gives him his name and them ready for the packers. Hardly a disappears under Hie water, hut show scrap of the glass except the rough a gun and he does uot stop to laugh - edges Is wasted. Ill fact, none is wast he goes histiinter. When in a sportive ed. ns nil refuse goes back to be melt mood, lie sometimes wails until he ed After the cutters have finished sees you about ready to tire, when, nt their work the glass is packed In boxes the flash, he dives, and you see the and is then ready fol* the market.—In- shot spatter tlie water where he has Just gone down. diami|Hjlis News. Vtovril 111» Admiration. The Ro> «nd the Farm. How often we hear parents discour Undergraduate (to chum)—That Miss Slick is the finest conversationalist I age the boys who wisli to stay on the ever met. She knows all the track rec farm! They refer to farm work as ords for three years back.—Chicago drudgery and Hint which tends to make them slaves to work rather than Inde News, pendent uien. The biggest boys are Life Is only n brief lesson, and educated for professional men and In school's out 'fori^ve know It —Atlanta many instances excel, but the vast ma jority of these, with a good practical <'oust i tut ittn.______ education such as can be gained In our • Hurled In Africa. schools of agriculture, would become , In certain parts of Africa It Is con wealthy, progressive farmers, with fine sidered a unirk of disrespect to bury farms and beautiful homes. If they hail out of doors at all. Only slaves are been encouraged and advised to stay treuted in such unceremonious fash by the old farm and make It a suei ess. ion. The honored dead are burled un —Maxwell's Talisman. der the floor of the house. Mntnal Admiration. Miss Budd (to famous pianist)—That music was truly divine, monsieur. Monsieur—Ab, mam'selle. zat is iu deed praise, for who but an angel would know divine music! I tilftKt, Morir i srowNt importers and dealers In Book, News, VVpiling and Wrapping... CARO 8TOOK STRAW A.ND illNDERS BOARD Tai. maim A8-A7..MMI1 Ktrmt Bt. <••. H SAN KKANCISCO Rejected for Insurance, Cured. Then Accepted. Bely lit'« DI hchhc mid Diabetes Arc Positively Curable. Cha,. F Wacker, another merchant luter vic writ. Address 131 Sixth St., San Frauclsco. Q.—You ar« reported uh having been cured ui Diabetes, although it is believed incurable. A—I bad it, but uiu now well. M —Did it it get aevere ? A —Very. The tlrnt notice I had was when I wiih rejected by mt insurance cotnpa y. La lei I beeauio very weak and suffered greatly. Q Any other physic an say it w as Diultetes ’ A Oh. yes. My owu did The sugar wut enormous, over an ounce p«*r day. Q—W ho told you of the b’ultou Compound ? A Kditor I'.ugelke (»f the German paper. II had cured him of Bright's Disease. Q I low soon did you begin to improve ? A.—In two weeks I knew I’d get well. Q Did you again apply for insurance ? A. — I did soon ¡ks I was well. A in the same company ? A S t s . the Northwestern of Minneapolis Q. Ditl lhf \ accept you * A —They (ltd The ¡>olicy is No 35,666, and Is for 15000 Have any test mode since? A Vis l.ripii '/.made an analysis, report ing normal, neither albumen or sugar The cure is perm'inent. L» Know any other euros v A Yes. My sister ii law was cured of Bright’s Disc.kse afit-r bt'iu;.' gi\< ri up by three physicians (lie gave us her addr< sr . M* tl > al works agree that Briglit’K«Diseast ;ind Diabetes are incurable, hut H7 per cent, are positi\t ly recovering under the Fulton Com- pounds Common forms »if kidney » »»lupiainl nd rheumatism offer but short resistance. Price, fl tor the Blight's Disease and fl Ml tlie ¡>iai>etic Com|MHind. John J Fulton < o., P.'i Mort 'ornery St San Francisco, sole compouud ■ ■rs. Free tests made for patients. Descriptive pamphlet mailed free. SOME PUZZLERS. How many tooth have you? Ilow high tin inchest is a silk hat? Which way does tlie crescent moon turn, to the right or left? Ilow many toes lias a cat on each fore foot? On each hind foot? Wind «•olor tire your employer’s eyes? 'I’lie eyes of tlie mail at tlie next desk? In which direction is the face turned oil a cent? On a quarter? on a dime? llou many steps lead from the street to the front door of your house or tlut? What are tin* exact words on a two cent stamp, and in which directlmi ia the fact* oil it turned ? Write down, offhand, the tigures on tlie face of your watch. The odds are that you will make at least two mis takes in doing tids. Wliat is the name, signed in facsim ile. on any dollar, two dollar, five dul lar or ten dollar bill you ever saw? You’ve read dozens of those names. Can you remember one? Your watch has some words written or priiHed on its fact*. You have seen those words a thousand times. Write them out correctly. Hew can do this. Also what is I he uumber in the eas¿ of your watch? Washington Times. Tin* St<»r> of tlie Ticket. •*Every ticket has iis story,” said a man acquainted with the pawnshops, and one of the sad little tales which lie told is repealed by the I'hiladelpbfn r<*lcgraph. Il was n bitter cold day, and a mite of a boy, not over nine years old, liad com<* in. wrapped in bis overcoat. This he peeled off and de posited it upon tin* pawnbroker’s coun ter. "Give a dollar ’n' quarter?” he asked in pleading tones. “I»ollar,” said the money lender. “<>h. please give me a dollar ’ll’ a quarter!" ‘‘Can’t do It. Dollar.” ’Flic boy was almost crying, and he begged earnestly for tin» sum he asked. “I want to get my sister's coat out,” In* said ns In* laid down s cents as in ti rest money. This proposition the pawnbroker aecpphsl, and the boy vent shivering into the cold with his sister’s eoat. “Is your sister going to a dance to night?" a bystander asked him. ' No. sir; mom’s been sick, an’ Maggie had io hock her coat for feed. She's got a job now, an' she’s got to have a coat to go to work in. I don’t mind the cold; I'm ns(»d to it.” Tlie Nc«»t«*h Ifn11’|>•• nuy. Eimlishiui'ii an* familiar with the (lain*' "bawliee," n|q*lieil to the Scotch lialfpi'im.v. but to few does it bring the a i.ociatioii of a baby queen and a loyal pi'opli'. Those who meet with the word in their reading do not often slop to ii»k how it I'ltnie to In* applied. It np- p *iir>» that the first attempt nt the por traiture of Hu- unfortunate Mary, quei'ii of Scots, was made in her In famy. ami her »mall face was eti- graved upon the Si-ottish halfpennies at th * time of her coronation in 1543. when slu* was but nine months old. A number of these small coins are still preserved, and it will be easily under stood how the mime “bawliee." or baby, cniiie to be given to tlie coin hearing th*' efligy of the baby. The half|>cniiy of Scotland is still common ly called tlie bawbee, although the baby face no longer appears on It.— I'earson's. IHell of Xeglect. Louis XVII.. titular king of France, tlie unfortunate dauphin, died in the Temple of Purls of abuse mid neglect. Ills liodi was identified and certified to by four members of the committee of public safety and bv more tbau twenty officials of the temple. The re mains were privately buried Iu the cemetety of St. Marguerite, and every trace of the grave was carefully oblit erated. The Women of Cnrthnite. There is a grand old story tohl about tlie supreme devotion displayed by the women of Carthage. When tbetr city Daws on His Lack. was besieged by the Romans, ropes Cassidy-Slitop kickin' about yer were needed; but. as there was no flux hard luck, man! Some mornin’ ye'll to make them iu tlie city, the wouieu, wake up an' find yersel' famous headed by their heroic queen, came to Casey—Faith. 01'11 bet ye whin tbot the rescue. They one mid all cut off loomin' comes 'twill be me luck tc their glorious tresses and made ropes overslape mesei'.—Philadelphia Press. out of their hair.