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■ ! Food For Powder A Tale of Dr. ÿ By P. Y. Jameson's Raid * BLACK Copyright. 1X1, bu P. V 4 I r i F. Black. FIE moon was banging, a thin crescent, just above the hori zon when Lawrence awoke. The stars still shone. Day, however, could uot be far off, and the hours before dawn were too chil ly to permit sleep. He pecked about for a few sticks and found them. Pil ing them together with fingers that shook pitifully, he tried to light a little fire, but again bis band shook so that every one of the matches In his box was struck In vain. Cursing, he turn ed to the core shaped, abandoned ant hill which had sheltered him to some extent from the night wind and began *o roll bis blanket. That was as wet with dew as though river soaked and heavy. He rolled It soldierwise and slung It across his body. Then very stiffly he stumbled back to the road and cursed again as the old veldt- seboen he wore stubbed on the ruts of passing heavy ox wagons, and bls already bruised feet were freshly tor tured. “Blast the country,” he groaned, “and the man who forced me out to It” The moon was instantly bld by massy clouds as be spoke, and he was left In sudden shadows. He laughed and looked up at the sky. “Shocking, isn’t it?” he Bneered. “No wonder you run away. Of course It Is very wrong to curse one’s father.” As he baited, shivering, the unmis trkable and most characteristic sound of lonely veldt roads reached him from the front. He heard the creak of heavy wheels as a wagon jolted to ward him, and the clack of oxen’s long horns against the wooden yokes, the shrill protesting call of the voerloeper to the leaders and the rifle crack of the driver’s long, unerring lash. Law rence listened at first with some inter est. then with disgust, for the voices borne, on the wind were those of nei ther Boer nor Englander, but of Kaf firs. ,,In his present state of mind be was too exhausted, too wretched, too desperately furious with himself and his present state, the punishment for his jtpst, to desire company. An ut terly ■'miserable man seeks no wordy consist Ion. Like dying deer, he hunts solltfile. His stomach, however, crav ed lighting food; but, though be might havdfasked for coffee from a Boer, be coul^not of a native. HdirCame to a puzzled standstill as something entirely novel and unexpect ed reached bls ears. Rising above the rumble of the wagon there now came song; Lawrence bent forward, frown ing. 1 He felt as if Intrusive strangers were rudely meddling with his affairs, offetlng him advice. He had felt much the same once when be had wandered by chance into the evening meeting of a mission on the rand, and a youth, laying a familiar hand upon bis shoul der, had asked If he were saved. This songbf the dawn was a hymn and very well known to him, or had been once. The À’ords were not those be had sung when, a rosy boy In white surplice, be bad stood In the choir of the old school chapel at home, but the music—there Is no heed to translate music Into the Kaffir tongues. That escaped the curse of Babel, and therein at least all men and angels can understandingly con verse. Front mission trained lips there camd the hymn, sweetly breathing through the grasses. Unconsciously Lawfence accompanied them In Eng- lisb: “WJ^n other comforts fail and helpers flee, Halp.'of the helpless, then abide with me.” » ► Vl. » ► their elbows. They were dress«] la a dull yellowish uniform of corduroy stuff, with spurred boots and broad brimmed campaign hats. Lawrence knew them at once for troopers of the Becliuaualand fonce. They looked up and eyed l>lm with swift scrutiny as he step|x*d Inside, still tremulous with hun ger and the chill of the heavy night dews. He seemed an utter wreck, a confirmed tramp, but that did not de The customers protested loudly. "Prisoners of war!” they cried “Oom Paul wouldn’t dare!" "I wasn't aware there was any war," ¡•aid the host dryly. “Not more at least than there would b ■ between me and any burgher wh ■ broke Into this house. Tltis whole business of the raid was a mistake." "! wonder,” said his wife again, “how tlie quiet man made out—him that joined a week ago and was so si- lent ami sad and yet so eager for a light—the one that played the piano there so lovely for the lads when they were having their fun here o’ nights. There's the pocketbook lie forgot the night the lieutenant called them off bo BUdden. Corporal Donne was sluglng— the poor, wild lads, little they knew what business they were called for— "Oli, dis tn,v grave both wide and deep. With a jug of punch at my head and feet!” The good woman choked. “Heard nothing of him,” her husband answered. "Wipe your eyes, Mag. Here are carriages from the station. The train must be in from Kimberley.” ( to be continued .) Hard to Get an Opinion. They »hook hand» on that, and Donne called the servant. bar him from a greeting in a restless country where nearly every pioneer has at some time been a wallaber. “Morning, matey,” said a trooper cheerfully. "Camped on the veldt last night?” Lawrence slipiH*d off bls blanket roll and essayed to answer with some ap pearance of a similar cheerfulness. “Good morning,” he said. "Yes, that was my ill fortune, and I fancy that even in Africa there are occasionally obtainable more sumptuous couches.” The troopers laughed and looked again at him more keenly. In the free masonry of gentlemanhood there is no need of grip. The voice is countersign. The troopers asked him to sit down. “We can sympathize with you,” said the first speaker, and at once the ruder salutation of "matey” was discarded. “Most of us have sought the lee of a rock in our time. Allow me. My name Is Donne, and my friend is Wyvll, both guileless products of Harrow.” "Harrow?” cried Lawrence, with a sudden flush of anxiety. “Ah, yes, but you must have l>een long after my time. My name is—ah—Lawrence, also of Harrow and Trinity, Cam.” They shook hands on that, and Donne called the servant. "Such a coincidence,” said he, “as that of three old Harrovians meeting lit desert wilds must uot be allowed to pass untoasted. Wou’t you take some thing to kill that chill? Hl, you! Lay another plate for breakfast.” At the meal the wreck exerted him self to be agreeable In spite of his weariness, misery and longing for sleep and forgetfuluess. He was forced to think. Those wlio would follow him were not likely to be long behind, aud he recognized the need of doing some thing to hide himself. The troopers were lads of an equal lightness of heart and head, at least a dozen years younger than he. Lawrence fastened to the youngsters and later in the day, shaved and groomed, he rode away with them on a hired horse to the not far distant barracks. He had been many things in bis locg exile, and death had spared hint In brawl and desert and fever. In trooper guise, .the desolate outcast hoped the end of it all might come more surely. Also people would not be so curious of the Identity of a fallen soldier as of that of a man scaf fold hung. I have always wanted to know what disorder the medical world considers most painful, so I asked a prominent physician in Fourteenth street about it. "Without doubt,” said he, "an ab scess of the ear inflicts the most excru ciating agony a human being is ever compelled to endure." 1 went over to Thirteenth street and asked a physician tliere the same ques tion. telling him what the Fourteenth street man had said. Two other doc tors happened to be in the room. The Thirteenth street man grinned. "Did Dr. G. say that?” said he. "Well. I dare sav lie thinks lie's right. I remember lie had an abscess in his own ear once. From experience in my own practice, however, I should say that, while other tilings may last lon ger, the most Intense pain any one ever enduros is caused by an attack of acute indigestion." Hi- looked at the other medical men for confirmation of Ills opinion. One of them leaned forward earnestly. "What aid you take for it?” he ask ed. ami tlie Thirteenth street man mere ly blushed.—Washington Post. Crowlnic In Lent. "Dilling tlie season of Lent," says the London Chronicle, “it was ancient ly tlie custom of tlie watchmen to crow tlie hour of tlie night instead of shout Ing it, the intention being doubtless to remind sleepless sinners of tlie effect tlie third crowing of the cock had on St. Peter. Tills custom, too, was ol> served at the royal court, an offieei I nown as 'tlie king's cock erower' per forming tlie duty within tlie precincts of tlie palace. "On the first Ash Wednesday after tin1 accession of tlie house of Hanover, ns the then Prince of Wales, afterward George 11., was at supper, tills officer entered and crowed 'past 10 o’clock.’ The astonished prince mistook the crow for an insult and rose to resent It, hut was made to understand with some difficulty that tlie custom was in ac cordance with court etiquette. The custom was from that time discontin ued.” Mnlay Weapon«. The national Malay weapon, the creese, is said to have been invented by a Javanese monarch of the fourteenth century. Its varieties are said to exceed a hundred, and there are in Javanese no fewer I bail fifty names for them. It varies in size, from tlie two foot wavy blade of Sulu down to a mere tooth pick. But the peculiarity is that the weapon is never ground, but kept rough A galloping horseman came sweeping and sawlike in edge by scouring with down the trek from the direction of the lime juice or the juice of an unripe Transvaal. His sweating horse dash pineapple, sometimes mixed’with ar ed past the railway station without senic, and It Is on this account that stopping, although an official yelled to creese wounds are so dangerous. the rider as be passed. Old specimens are so eaten away by “Is that true we’ve heard about Dr. this practice that the blade seems Jim?” formed from a bunch of wires roughly "True!” the horseman shouted back welded up. Such creeses are highly and was instantly beyond hearing, as valued, and some of the ancient ones, the anxious looking railroad man rais heirlooms of chiefs, with grotesquely ed his hands in wondering vexation. carved and inlaid hilts and sheaths, are The horseman put bls mount to the almost uiipiii'ihasable. steep, rutted, muddy road which letl to the town and pressed it onward Where Theft I. Vol Robbery, without pause. At a canteen midway In China theft is so common that no a Dutchman ran out, followed by bis body notices it. A young Chinaman customers. ome slipped three oranges up his "Wacht ecu beety’s!” the landlord sleeve at a party While making Ills cried. “We’st, Dr. Jim?” bow at parting the oranges slipped out “A prisoner!” shouted the rider and and rolled on to (he floor. He account spurred on, while the Boers retired ed for the awkward event by saying within with loud jests and happy that liis mother was very fond of or Smiles. anges. His fault was straightway over At the edge of the town the last house looked, and lie was afterward held up on the main street was a hotel, and as an instance of filial piety. There are there the horseman threw himself off. several proverbs which go to show that Ills horse was at once taken charge of the folk think lightly of stealing. One and led to the stables, aud Its rider was says that "when tailors cease to pilfer met by a middle aged woman. cloth their children will have to go “Is It true, John?” she asked as he without food.” and another declares, went into the bar and was surrounded “When silversmiths do not steal, they by many men drinking there, whose will certainly starve.” eyes reiterated the question. “The wires say hardly anything.” The Trifling; Brother. "The fellows at Johannesburg did not “Br’er Jenkins, you so triflin’ dat 1 keep their word. They were not ready ve’ly believes ef you wuz ’pinted ter be or flunked or something. Our men were watchman at de pearly gates de fust surrounded by the Boers. There was t’ing you’d do would be ter let down en some fighting. A number of English go fas’ asleep.” are killed. The rest are prisoners on “Br’er Thomas, you may well say their way to Pretoria.” dat, kaze I’d slio’ feel so good over de “Ob. John, can it be true?” his wife 'p'intnient I'd des nachully hatter go asked In horror. ter sleep ter dream ef It wuz true.’”— “I got it straight from the Jew who Atlanta Constitution. He stumbled off the trail and sought to hide In the maze of shadows from cloud and tree which strewed the plain. There was no tear in his eye, but bls throat was choked. He shook with un reasoning rage against the black nonen tities who bad thus added to his de spair by flashing bls dead innocence In to momentary memory so clearly and vividly. He was too late and too sore to get out of sight. They passed close by In the now awakening morning. Ho turned his eyes to the veldt, but the song ceased, and he knew they were watching him. The swinging oxen lumbered past, and the voerloeper’s cry and the lash crack sounded soon behind him, but be would not look round. Then came pattering bare feet, and a child with wide-black eyes slipped to Ills side and, murmuring "Baas,” held up to the gaunt, bearded, dusty, ragged, shiver ing Englishman a tin cup full of smok ing black coffee. He gulped It raven ously without speech, and the little ne gro darted away with the empty cup. For a minute Lawrence stood staring unseeingly before him, his lips twitch ing convulsively. Then be dropped in the road, his face covered by Ins hands, and sobbed. What matter of remorse and penitence there might be In the chemistry of bls tears It would be bard to tell, but the shame faced curse that sprang from bis lips as at last he rose up betrayed the hurt bls pride sustain ed at having fallen so low as to excite the pity even of a naked, half starved keeps the place at Jankill, and Boers Kaffir. ' were there who had come right from A mile more was wearily trudged, the battle. There’s no doubt of It, and, and kt last he came to the boundary for my part, all I've got to say is that line which separates the Transvaal Paul Kruger, though he’s always pray from British Becbuanaland. A low ing lias the devil's own luck.” bouse stood almost on the surveyed There was silence In the English line—a canteen—and from Its open door man- hotel as gloomy as the noise In came more melody. The sun was now the IJoer's canteen was hilarious. Aft up, and the air was already warmed. er awhile tlie wife behind the bar spoke Comfortable smells of cooking meats again. drifted out to the roadway, and smoke "There was many a lad known in Vry- ascended from the chimney In the imrg with Dr. Jim. Did you hear of building's rear. As Lawrence stopped any of them?” to reconnoiter a shout gave witness to “Field Cornet Hofbauer was at Jan the existence of a c >mpany within, a kill the same that bought the farm joyous company. Mafeking way. I was in too great a “Three, four—Nap, hand over, you hurry to get home to ask much. The toper!** Transvaal Boers are too cocky after ‘•.Beastly luck! No more Nap. HI their victory to make It pleasant there you, Alphonse, Jupiter, Gabriel. What's for nn Englishman, but Hofbauer knew your heathen name? Bring us the dice. Vane and Butler and Corporal Donne, 1’11 throw you for a drink before break and he says they were not among the fast's ready. Come, best of three!” prisoners, so”— “I’m with you! The woman began to cry. "Did you ask after Wyvll, poor boy? “Oh, dig my gr«ve both wide and deep, With g jug of punch at my head and teetl” He had a letter saying his scrape was Lawrence stepped to the door and all arranged and he was golng home.” looked in. Two tall young fellows were “He can, If they don’t bang him at throwing dice at a table, glasses at Pretoria." Discovered. A story is told of a little girl who naked one morning at the breakfast ta ble, "Mamma, is hash animal or vege table?” “Animal, my dear,” replied mamma. “Then,” cried the little one trium phantly, lidding up a tiny bone, “here's the bash's tooth!” A Ready Reply, Foote's ready reply to the caution, “Your handkerchief, sir. Is hanging out of your pocket,” was of high merit, both from tlie surprise and for the cor dial way t.i which the caution was ac cepted—“Thank you, sir; you know the company better than I do.”—Gentle man’s Magazine. { ! KIEL) tc BROWN. NTl.lCITIES OF NEW YORK’S MOsT NOTED SEXTON. For Ninny Ivor. He Ministered to the Aristocracy at the City at Grace Church, and Hla Name Adorn, n Tablet on It. Walla. It used to be said that a stranger who was visiting New York for the first time and asked his hotel clerk for ad vice as to what he should do on Sun day morning would find his doubts quickly reduced to the alternative. "<¡0 over to Brooklyn and hear Beecher" or “Go to Grace church and see Brown." No prelate of the Episcopal church was so widely known either in or beyond ills New York diocese as this valiuut guardian of old Grace, whose income, it was estimated, was greater than Hint of any man in the cloth and whose power in society was even more feared than that of any bishop. He received his appointment as sex ton from the Rev. Dr. Thomas House Taylor, and. while Dr. Taylor has been long forgotten, Sexton Brown is still almost as much remembered In the great city as Jim Fisk. A. T. Stewart or Charles Delinonico. Brown would cultivate tlie acquaint mice of head waiters and cooks, secur ing the latest information as to the social plans of tlieir masters and mis- tresses, and whenever he learned that a party or a ball was under considera tion he would offer his services to de liver the invitations or look after the comfort of the guests or superintend tlieir arrival and departure In tlieir carriages. Beginning in this humble way, It was not long before he gained tlie good will of distinguished patrons. His authoritative manner, too, was admirable lor such occasions. Indeed the host himself could hardly issue a command to his menials with the suavely peremptory emphasis which Brown employed. Such was his de portment and such his trustworthy zeal that it was said that no one in Grace church could lie properly feaBted or buried or could even say his prayers without the assistance of Brown, and eventually It became something like a dictum In 11 large portion of society that nobody could be married in New York In truly first class stylo unless Brown's presence blessed tlie bridal party. Nor did any detail that might be wanting for the personal comfort of tlie congregation escape his vigilant eye. It was a habit of old I’eter Stuy vesant, for example, to keep in Ids pew a thermometer. As soon aa lie hud tak en Ills seat he would consult It. One winter morning when tlie temperature was extremely low the furnaces of the church got out of order, and Brown's assistants were able to force through them only enough heat to lessen the chill a little. It occurred to Brown that the condition of tlie atmosphere would not be conducive to either the piety or tlie comfort of tlie aged Stuyvesant. Wlu-n the old gentleman arrived with in tlie porch of the church, he was shivering with the cold, but without attracting Ills attention Brown, who knew that tlie first thing he would do would be to step into his pew and ex amine the thermometer, slipped in abend, pressed one of ills fat fingers to the little glass bulb and chuckled as he saw tlie mercury ascend to 72. When Stuyvesant reached the pew, lie con suited tlie thermometer ns usual, look ed around wonderingly, but evidently concluded that the church must lie warm enough and that therefore it must lie hhnself who was cold. Brown's funeral was marked by much of the pomp and circumstance which lie himself liad so often provided for the rich aud the great. The wits said that it was tlie first in forty years that had been a perfectly correct per formance without bis individual guid ance. He hud died in tlie little town of Brandford one August night In 1880. There he bad been in tlie habit of tak ing ills summer rest. He had been overcome by tlie heat while attending a wedding at Bramlford. and that sum mer lie complained, probably for the first time In his life, of III health. One of Ills orders was that Ills body should be placed In a casket of polished Span ish cedar. A more ponderous casket had never been carried up the aisle of Grace church. It was rich with silver and velvet. It was so heavy—its interior being large enough for two ordinary corpses—that the eight Knights Tem plars who bore It Into tlie church al most staggered with their burden. Upon it lay tlieir cocked lints witli wav ing ostrich jilumes. Within tlie chancel stood four of the clergy, In the ix*ws were the representatives of some of tlie proudest families of tlie city, and a long line of men and women filed into the church showing all the signs of sor row for an old friend and neighbor. On the left hand side of Grace church as one turns after entering tlie porch under tlie bell tower and near where Brown was wont for more than n gen eration to take his station every Sun day Is a shining brass tablet. It was tliere placed by members of the congre gation in token of him who is described upon it as ‘ The Faithful Sexton" and whom they "gladly recall for Ills fideli ty, his generosity aud Ills stainless In tegrity.” It Is next to tlie lias-relief which commemorates tlie virtues of tlie illustrious Cad wallader D. Golden, once mayor of New York—what greater posthumous glory would Brown have craved?—and Is not less conspicuous than the old tablet on tlie opposite sld< .which was erected to the memory of Henry Brevoort. whose family wns de rived In “unbroken descent from the colonists of New Netherlands.”—Ladies' Home Journal. Napoleon nt Work. ’ BUCKINGHAM WAS TAKEN. PET DOG WASHERS. IHJ llim Sure Before Cnrtulm and \ctor Went Down. Th«- queer Trade Th.« Fluarl.hr. la the Freuch Capital- The? As you walk along certain parts of Paris your attention is sometimes at tracted by the barking of a dog, and on such an occasion one of the queer est of the outdoor trades of Paris Is seen. Near the water’s edge, his black coat flecked thickly with soapsuds, stands tbt* dog and ove.r him, en ergetically shampooing the soap into tlie long, hairy coat, stands one of the professional dog washers who haunt the hanks of the Seine at stated spots from the Pont d’lena to the Pont Neuf. These men lather and wash pet dogs while their owners look on from con veniently placed chairs. The fees range from 5 sous to a franc. When the soap ing operation Is completed, the dog Is dropped into the river and encouraged to get rid of the dirt and soap by a swim. Sometimes the pet will swim straight out. while the fair owner 1 b In agonies of fear lest some swiftly passing steamer should strike it and end its bathing and swimming days forever. On more than one occasion the dog washer lias been driven to plunge in ■nd rescue tlie bewildered animal lest tlie infuriated owner should claim com pensation for ills carelessness. With some Parfsiennes this weekly pet washing is a ceremony of Importance. The dainty lady, alighting from her smart victoria, goes down the steps to the washing place chosen, preceded by her footman carrying or leading the dog, as the case may be. and then, seated under a sunshade, she directs the toilet of Fiti or Nero with tender solicitude. Tlie toilet des clilens at the fashionable spots includes warm, fleecy towels, a peignoir de bain while the dog's hair Is being curled, combed, singed or cut. and a length of ribbon of a selected color to tie round its neck at I lie finish. A fee of 5 francs cannot be con sidered excessive for a "toilet" includ ing a clipping during which Fiti or Ne ro Is In-Id firmly by tin- lady proprie tress of tin- etabllssement des bains, while licr assistant uses tlie patent siiears. When all lias been completed, the victim, wngg! tils tail with con scious pride, proei-eds to tlie carriage with liis proud and happy mistress and drives away in state, yelping at dogs less aristocratic than lie. Wide World Magazine. Dur.ng tile first year of my travels as an actor I joined a troupe that was presenting Shakespearean tragedy. We Renting Shakes|x*arean tragedy. We were playing in one of the provincial cities of England when a new actor, an inexperienced amateur, Joiii«t the corn pany aud was aaslgncd tbs role of Catesby in which to make his debut in tin- play of "Richard the Third.” Dur ing the progress of the piece one of his new lines is after a quick entranc«* ad dr«*ss«l to King Richard, ami he says "My lord, the Duke of Buckingham Is taken!” I call r«*m«*mbor that on the night of li-s fiist appearanc«* he was frightfully n< rvu • and was anxious to proclaim tin- t.K-t 1l1.1t tlie Duke of Buckingham u is taken, ns he had been practicing and studying it for several weeks. The result was that lie got the wrong cue and made liis entrance befor«* time, «•lying out: "My lord, the Duke of Buckingham Is taken!” Richard turned to him and in an an dertone said: "Get off! Get off! You're too soon.” The actor left the stage mortified and mor«- "rattled" than ever, so that si ati-clj was lit* in the wings la-fore be again made tin* same mistake and lignin proclaimed that tin- Duke of Buckingham was taken. Richard turn <-<l upon him for tin* second time and told liilu to leave tlie stage, lie also whisper«!. "Somebody take care of Hint idiot and tell him when to make liis entrance." The prompter grabbed tlie actor by tin* hand and when the proper time came said: "Now is your time Tell Richard lie's taken." Tin- actor rushed upon the stage, hes itated, looked at Richard ami then in a wild tom- of voice exclaimed: “W<* have liini. by heaven, and we lui vi* him sure!” I believe tin* curtain wont down, aud, if I reinemlx-r rightly, the curtain was mil Hie only tiling Hint went down.—J II Stoddard in Saturday Evening Post FLOWER AND TREE. Heavy pruning of growing trees will check growth. Flowering plants should never lie watered with cold water. It chills the plants. The Madeira vine is one of the best climbers, having a wreath of leaves equaled by few other plants. Repotting of plants becomes necessa ry nt intervals for two reasons. The plant uses up tlie available fertility I11 the soil and fills the pots with roots. The ink plant of New Granada is a curiosity. Tlie Juice of it can be used as Ink without any preparation. At first tlie writing is red, but after a few hours it changes to black. In watering the primrose observo tills: Water should uot lie ¡toured upon tin- crown of tin- plant nor the pot filled so full that tlie water flows over Into it. This is fatal to the health of the plant. To destroy aphides or plant lice dip tin- ends of Hie twigs into a strong tea made by steeping tobacco stems in hot water or syringe with whale oil soap suds, repeating tlie operation in six or seven «lays. First Jnstlce to Wear Gown. "Few people, 1 venture to say, even in liigli official positions, know what Justice first wore the gown in tin- su preme court of tlie United States," said an authority on tlie subject recently. "When Justice John Jay took tlie office, lie thought tlie members of tlie su preme bench shoukl wear a gown of some sort. Accordingly he appeared in liis own academic gown, which lie wore by virtue of having received a degree from Hie University of Dublin, or, as it was then known, 'Trinity col lege.’ It was a tricolored gown too. Such a garment would look peculiar now, since tlie black gown lias been adopted.”—Washington Post. THE LOST CHILD. X Dramatic Incliliuit nt nn O ppiiii (> i ' oy <* !•’% |it*i li*nce Meeting. 1 It luid been an experience meeting Ten thousand p«>ple were assembled in Hi«- great auditorium by the sea. There laid b«*e:i tlie handshake, the waving of hamlkerchit'fs, the hymn, I be prayer, tin- word which told tlie spiritual history of many a soul. Tin* bishop stood upon tin* platform in the act of pronouncing the benedic tion. Emotion was at its height. It seeim-d as if a spiritual wave had swept over tlie multitude, wrapping ft in a divine caress. At that moment a little child was passed up to tlie platform, and the bishop took it in liis arms. "Lost chlhl.” were the whisper«! words. Tin* baby put its dimpled arms about the bishop's ueek ami laid its head upon liis shoulder, its yellow curls mingling witli liis gray hair. •'Lost child,” said the bishop in his deep, sympathetic voice. “Does anyone in tlx* audience know tills baby or to whom it belongs? Will tlie father or mother come and claim it?” There was silence, and the baby ties tied closer, and tile women who sat near said, "Oh!" Then a man was seen making his way to the altar. It was the baby's fa tiler. Instantly the child stretched out its arms to go to him. Then as he gave it up 1 lit* bishop said: "There are 10,000 lost souls in Ocean Grove. Flu* Father's arms ar«* waiting to receive them. So go to your Fa ther's outstretched arms as lias tills little child.”—Detroit Free Press. Old Time Fonda. An old writer comments in the fol lowing quaint manner on th«* superior ity of English food over that of the poor people in France: "They ate no bread that beans in were, but of cock- <-t or «-lermatyu or else of elemi wheat — 11«* no piece of bacon, but if it be fresh flesh' other, tisli fried, other, bake.” But, for all that, tlie impossibility of obtaining fresh flsh daily forced the ordinary layman to fall back upon the sailed article, and the consumption of badly salted fish has since been |x>lnt- Th«- V. rung Way. Fathers and mothers who do not know cd out ns on«* of tin* chief causes of the how and where their sons and especial inedia-eal scourge of leprosy.- London ly tlieir young daughters spend their < 'lironicle. evenings are guilty of a negligence that The F.nrth to lie Like the Moon. Is little short of criminal and that, too, Tin- water of the earth Is all destin«] often leads to snd consequences. The to disappear from the surface of the American habit of letting tlie young glolx* by being nltsorbed by subterrane folks “have their own way” in choos an rocks, with which It will form chem- ing their associates and methods of re Icnlcomblnntions. Tlie heavenly spheres creation is responsible in every city for exhibit sufficiently striking examples of a good deal of evil Hint might be pre such an evolution. The planet Mars vented by parental firmness judiciously shows what will become of the earth exercised.—Philadelphia Bulletin. In soiik * thousands of centuries Its sens nr«* only shallow Mediterraneans Illuhnown l.nngnnKe. In the east Hie flow of language in of less surface Hum the continents, and praise of rulers Is sometimes wonder these <l<> not appear to lx* very high, ful. Tlie Burmese greeting Lord Cur and in tlie appearance of the moon, ill zon, viceroy of India, at tlie Royal cracked mid dried up, we have a view lakes, decliired Hint "ills glory shines of Hi«* final stat«* of the earth, for Hie resplendent ns tlie orb of day. Ills in absorption of the water by the solid tellect Is as fat-reaching as tlie light nucleus will lie follow«! by that of the ning. May lie lie as glorious as the atmosphere. sun and moon!” Tlie Prince of Wales was extolled by nn oriental subject ns "great thief” under tlie impression that this was the highest possible compliment. Another monarch was named “the piotector of all vegetables, regulator of the seasons, absolute master of the ebb and flow of the sea.” I’nImrrNton and Illa Muscle«. Lord Palmerston died at Ills post two «lays before lie was eighty-one, his fac ulties undimmed and 14s physical strength little affect«! by his advanced age. A hidden witness recorded a touching anecdote: A fortnight before his death lie saw th«* old statesman come out of ills London house early one morning, look around to assure himself Only One Clrxn Thlnic. that I k * was alone, then climb over the When Jones was at Oxford, lie was a most excellent fellow, and had only area railing around the house and back one enemy- soap, lie wns called Dirty again to test Hu* strength of bls mus cles. Lippincott's Magazine. Jones. Ow day the wag Brown went into Ills ns'ins and remonstrating with One Price. him on the untidy, slovenly and dirty Customer (after lienting the price state of everything said: “Upon my word. Dirty, it's too bail. down from $3.50 to $2.251—What right The only clean tiling in your room Is have you to call tills a “on«* price store ?” tlie towel!” Dealer—Why not? The Very Rest. Customer Why, you ask all kinds of Mrs. Nurleli—I want some terrapins. prices. Dealer—Yes’tn. Diamondbacks? Denier—Rut, my dear sir, the price Mrs. Nuricli Yes, and see that the of a thing Is not what Is ask«l. but diamonds are of tlie first water.—Oliio what Is accept«) for It. State Journal. BLAKE, MOffITT & TOWNE importers »nd Deslers'ln B«x>k, New«, Writing and Wrapping... OAHD «TOOK STRAW AND HINDERS’ BOARD .M-07-a»-61 First St. Tai. Main tee. IH IAN I ItANCISCO. ANOTHER TEST CASE. Bright*« D ímobmc and Diabetes Are Positively Curable« While th« b’ultou Com pounds were under ex- uuuuation, on»’ of the investigator?» went to one of t he best knowu physicians in Sau Franclm*«» uud asked him to name a certain eusu of Bright's disease for a test. He named C. H. Allen of El Paso, u former conductor of the S. P. Co , as beyond human aid. Eight physicians bad declared the case chronic Bright's disease It was typical—albumen, casts, dropsy, sleep lessness, night sweats and usual weakness, pains and distresses. Patient went on the Compound Juue 5, 1901. We now copy from the written reports .June 15 —improvement Skin cleurer Color better. Albumen decreasing Patient much encouraged. June 25 —Continued improvement. More am bltious. Albumen diminishing Night sweats beginning to yield. July 1.3—Not so favorable Went to the country and began to bloat Returned uud feeling better, though not probably quite so well as lust report. A favorable indication is the disappearance of the night sweats July 19 —Dropsy again disapiM*aring Albu- meu getting less and leas. Aug. 1.—Improvement continue* Aug. 13— Patient claims lie is nearly well. Continued improvement, and patient recom mended for light employment. Double analyses by railroad surgeons in El Paso ahow us fol- lows : Spec. Grav.............................................IU2H lleaetiou ............................................ Acid Sugar................................................. None Albumen....... .................................. Trace Exam, for Casts............................. None At this writing. January 10, 1902. patient is got yet etilirel.v reeovore»!, but is still on the treatment and get Hug bet ter continually. Medical works agree that Bright's Disease and Diabetes are incurable, tint H7 per cent, are positively recovering under the Pulton Compounds. (Common forms of kidney com plaint and rh umatism offer but short resist ance.) Pric«'. II for th- Bright'* Disease and |l 50for the Diabolic Compound. John J. Ful ton Co, IJO Montgomery St. Sun Franolsoo, hide compounders Ere« tests mat»* for pa tients Descrintive pamphlets mailed fro«. Crisp!’« Narrow Kacnpe. The (’otirrier dos Etuis Unis MJW ♦hut oil Jun. 14. 1K58, the late Frances co (’rispi, the great Italian statesman, then it poHtifuil refugee In Paris, re pel red from an Italian friend connect ed with the Paris opera two gallery ticket« for the performance of that evening, which the emperor and em- presH were expected to attend. Criapi and his wife were on the point of start ing for the theater when the latter ex claimed, “Fruncesco, where shall we get a candle?” They were in such destitution that they had neither candies nor matches nor yet the wherewithal to buy them. Going to the opera would involve grop ing for their room at midnight and go Ing to bed in total darkness. Too proud to confess their condition and to bor row a few sous, they regretfully denied themsehes the promised treat, remain ed In lheir room and retired before ttie twilight had faded. On the following morning they learn ed of Orsini’s attack on the emperor, the police raids and the arrest of all Italian revolutionists found In or near the theater. If Crlspl had been In the house, he would certainly have been among the first arrested, for ht* was known ns an ardent disciple of Mazzini. Division General Poor Speller. "When I was in the civil war,” nni«l General Groxvenor, "I luid n division commander who was the finest look itiK man on a horse yon ever saw. ne was a good soldier, too, hilt ho had Hom«* <*dueationiil deficiencies. One day he thought to drill his division. After Home maneuvering he got them lined up in column of fours to start. "The proper command Is ‘Column, forward!’ The general didn’t know (his, and he waved his sword in the air and yeli«l ’Column!’ Not a man moved. The genera I had a voice you could hear half a mile. He stoixj up in his stirrups and yelled again, ‘Column! Still there was no move. Then he turned hla horse and dashed back to the soldiers. “ 'What’s (lie matter?’ he shouted, so l««ud that everybody on the parade ground could hear Mm. ‘Can't you un derstand when 1 give a command? Col umn! Column! I'll spell It for you, you Idiots—C-o-ITo-m!’ " Stranse Effects of Extreme Cold. Dr. Moss of tlie English polar expo dition of 1875-77, among many other things, told of tin* strange effects of the extreme cold upon the candles they burned. The temperature was from 3* to 5<t degrees below z«*ro, and the do«' tor says lie was considerably diseour aged when upon looking at his caudl« he discovered Hint the flame "bail all it could do to keep warm.” It was sc cold that the flame could not melt all of the tallow of the candle, but win forced to eat its way down, leaving a sort of skeleton candid standing. There was beat enough, however, to melt odd shaped holes in tlie thin walls of tai low, the result being a beautiful lace like cylinder of white, with a narrow tongue of yellow flame burning on the inside and sending out many streaks of light into the darkness. Entlnic Seals In England. The water bully of Ixmdon brought a “quick” seal to court, receiving 20 shillings 8 pence (1530), and In the same year the item "for bringing a cele” 15 shillings occurs. Seals were eateu, though they may have been kept sh a curiosity, tine was presented to Crom well, Wolsey's successor in Henry's fa vor, though It died before he could liaie derived much pleasure from It. Perhaps he ate It, At Henry VII.’s wedding feast In 1487 one of the dish es was “seyle In fenyn, entirely served richly," and very rich It must have been. In Cromwell's accounts for 1537 Wllllnm Wodehouse’s servant brings a porpoise, and porpoises we know are eaten.—Good Words. Napoleon had Ills particular mode of meditation and work. When he was not In council, lie stayed In his study, talked to himself and sung or, like n child, cut the arms of his chair, then, suddenly rising up. would give the plan of a monument to be erected or of one A Good Provider. of the grout military movements which “Is your husband a gootl provider?” It is never right to say what one does astonished the world. asked the sympathetic visitor. not mean, but why not mean the nice “Indeed he is, mum. He got me thre« things? Insincerity does not necessari Kiecntlve Ability. Sot Thirsty, new place« to wash last week.” ly follow in the wake of politene»«.— Little Clarence—Pa. what Is execu Lady Have you given the goldfish I think you will find that people who Ladies' Home Journal. tive ability? Abernethy declared that the best Mr. Callipers-Executive ability, my honestly mean to be true really con fresh water? New Servant No, ma'ntn; they have time to eat was. for a rich man. when It will do you more good to acknowl aon. Is tlie capacity for making some tradict themselves much more rarely edge your faults than it will do your one else paddle your canoe for you.~ than those who try to be consistent.— not finished the water I gave t .«111 the he could get appetite, and, for a poor other day. Holmes. man, when be could get food. Judge. enemies.—Atchison Globe.